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Short Amazon kek

>> No.51021165

>google jeff bezos
>1st result
>death hoax
Nice

>> No.51021171

GM ser!

>> No.51021186

>>51021123
OP, 1st with the news, AGAIN.
so when is Jeff expiring then?

>> No.51022267

And boogie is still alive. /fit/bros...

>> No.51022536

>>51021186
two more weeks

>> No.51022567

>>51021123
>dopamine levels low, depression creeping back
>better post some low IQ falsehood and impulsively click refresh every 5 seconds to trick my neuron-fried niggerbrain into feeling slightly better about how shitty my life is
take your meds and book an appointment with your therapist, seriously.

>> No.51022581

>>51021123
His family finally found what planet he got marooned on?
Let’s all be happy for them.

>> No.51022705
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>>51022567
niggers

>> No.51022742

>>51021123
Lol Bezos aint CEO no more, slowpoke

>> No.51022755

>>51022705
I’d buy this

>> No.51023063
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51023063

>>51022567
A little too specific. Sounds like you speak from experience. You do this often yourself, don’t you? Don’t lie. Oh who am I kidding, you’ll probably lie.