I won 1 mil $ on a 10$ scratcher

[Anonymous No.51020115]

wtf do I do now

[Anonymous No.51020130]

>>51020115
Buy a cuckshed with the $200,000 you'll have after taxes

[Anonymous No.51020132]

send it to me i'll invest it for you

[Anonymous No.51020133]

>>51020115
it's a prank scratcher

[Anonymous No.51020134]

>>51020115
Get off this board and speak to a real financial advisor.
One that will hopefully steer you to investing in it somewhere with yield dividends

[Anonymous No.51020136]

>>51020115
wtf

[Anonymous No.51020148]

Parsiq sirs you must buy the Parsiq sirs with all-in at once before you miss your chance.

[Anonymous No.51020184]

>>51020115
get a manicure.

[Anonymous No.51020192]

>>51020115
go all in on BTC x100 short

[Anonymous No.51020193]

>>51020115
invest it in qanx, unironically

[Anonymous No.51020195]

>>51020115
all in eye see pee

[Anonymous No.51020206]

>>51020115
don't you need multiple winning numbers to win those? if you actually did though, congrats. I would market buy $1 million of LINK if I were you

[Anonymous No.51020211]

>>51020206
anon, the winning numbers are in the top row, it's 35.

[Anonymous No.51020213]

>>51020206
yeah you need all the numbers for $1m. OP is larping

[Anonymous No.51020222]

>paying $10 for a one in 300 million chance to win
lol. i could get an entire pizza for $10
lottofags just need the false hope, the dream, to keep going in their wagie lives. same reason i bought bitcoin but bitcoin at least might go up

[Anonymous No.51020226]

>>51020211
>>51020213
oh shit nevermind, OP really did win $1 million
https://www.ctlottery.org/ScratchGames/1630/
>Match any of YOUR NUMBERS to any of the WINNING NUMBERS, win PRIZE shown below your matching number(s). Reveal a "2X" symbol, win 2 TIMES the PRIZE shown below that symbol. Reveal a "5X" symbol, win 5 TIMES the PRIZE shown below that symbol. Reveal a "10X" symbol, win 10 TIMES the PRIZE shown below that symbol. Reveal a "EMERALD" symbol, win ALL 20 PRIZES!

[Anonymous No.51020234]

if i was a gambling man i'd just buy shitcoins on the binance scam chain. throw 10 bucks into something with a dog on it. that's be better odds of winning then any scratch ticket.

when theres a line at the convenience store its always some dumb looking fuck, the dumbest looking fucks, buying his scratchers.

hilariously the store clerk pulls out the scratchers so the lottofag can pick out a scratcher for himself, like it even matters. but it matters to the lottofag because they have magical thinking and dont want the clerk to just hand them any random card

[Anonymous No.51020236]

>>51020213
>https://www.ctlottery.org/ScratchGames/1630/
damn nigga you dumb haha

[Anonymous No.51020241]

>its real

https://scratcherjack.com/CT/4078/1-000-000-Emeralds

[Anonymous No.51020252]

>>51020115
buy $500k link
buy $500k icp

[Anonymous No.51020254]

scratch lotto is just so sad, hopium for the masses and straling what little they have left. 10% of scratch lotto users found at gas stations could form a revolutionary army and overthrow the jew in their homeland, another sad thought.

[Anonymous No.51020270]

BUY AMD AND ETH WITH WHATEVER THAT ISNT TAXED AWAY NOW
You'll be richer in 5 years. Do it. Become a multimillionaire.

[Anonymous No.51020283]

>>51020115
As others have said, in order to pay your taxes, put all of it into crypto when we hit the bottom. Exit at 3x or 4x... THEN pay taxes. You end up with like 2.5 to 3 mill or so net.

[Anonymous No.51020322]

>>51020115
I don’t know but now I want a lottery ticket

[Anonymous No.51020329]

>>51020322
do you feel shame? will you give in to a completely irrational desire to loose 10 bucks? or will you have some dignity as a rational thinking being who understands basic statistics and not waste your money?

[Anonymous No.51020342]

moral of the story

[Anonymous No.51020349]

>>51020115
wtf lottochads I kneel, brb selling all my scam crypto for lotto tickets

[Anonymous No.51020350]

canada buying limit on altconins: 30k a year
buying limit on scratchers and casinos: none
"consumer protection"
not advocating for a buying limit on casinos and scratchers, that'd be some nanny state bullshit. just saying. should revoke the altcoin buying limit we're not children and they're not our parents. fucking arrogant political class think they're better then us, they're worse.

[Anonymous No.51020356]

lottoshills take note, shilling your scam on 4chan will result in net backlash. not worth it. stick to dreddit, faceberg, twatter, and other updoot hugboxes

[Anonymous No.51020370]

>>51020350
wtf there is a limit on crypto buys in canada?

FUCKING LMAO AND I THOUGHT GERMANY WAS KEKED

[Anonymous No.51020372]

>>51020115
lmao

[Anonymous No.51020384]

>>51020342
Sunken cost fallacy. Also turns out those are really spider eggs. Bottom guy is lucky he quit.

[Anonymous No.51020399]

put me in the screecap

[Anonymous No.51020403]

>>51020222
At least when OP scratches the ticket he either made money or lost $10. Crypto fags become insufferable and shit up everything while losing thousands of dollars at a time, and if they do somehow make it they blow it on a new shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.51020412]

>>51020130
You’re the most miserable pieces of shit on this site

[Anonymous No.51020424]

>>51020403
>he either made money or lost
no, he lost
1 in 300 million odds of winning is a rounding error on 0 odds of winning

at least the cryptofag might actually win, its not literally impossible.

scratchers are dumb and anyone that buys them is dumb

[Anonymous No.51020433]

>>51020115
You look young. Take the yearly distribution if its an option and use it to supplement your current lifestyle. Take more risks with your cash. Since you wont have it all at once, you can't lose it all at once. Hopefully you'll learn along the way and you'll be more successful and grow as time goes on.

[Anonymous No.51020450]

>>51020424
That's the grad prize moron. You have a 1 in 300 something chance of some kind of return on the ticket. At least understand how scratoffs work before you pretend like you know what your talking about.

[Anonymous No.51020462]

>>51020424
>>51020450
Sorry its 1 in 3.43 I missed the period. So its even better odds than I thought.
https://lottohotspot.com/ct-scratch-offs/1000000-emeralds

[Anonymous No.51020465]

>>51020329
i spend more on a pack of cigarettes

[Anonymous No.51020473]

>>51020433
imagine being this dumb

[Anonymous No.51020474]

>>51020115
wait for real estate to correct/crash (which will probably happen next year) and buy rental properties.

[Anonymous No.51020477]

>>51020450
if the odds weren't stacked overwhelmingly against you making more money then you put in they wouldn't have a business. it's just dumb

[Anonymous No.51020505]

>>51020477
>if the odds weren't stacked overwhelmingly against you making more money then you put in they wouldn't have a business. it's just dumb
So I guess you get why margin accounts exist on brokerage and coin apps. Why would they lend you money if they weren't going to fuck you over by either trading against you or using customer data to manipulate the price and force liquidations. Guess it's all shit and were all fucking retarded. But hey, maybe one of us can get lucky and wagmi. At least gambling has to have winners by law.

[Anonymous No.51020509]

>>51020474
Are you assuming you're gonna be allowed to buy tho bottom? This didn't work for the 2008 crisis.

[Anonymous No.51020518]

>>51020509
Building would still be cheaper than now at least, since people will be desperate for work and less competition/bids for materials.

[Anonymous No.51020525]

>>51020505
>random chance statistically against your favour every time
vs
>better odds if you're smarter then the other guy. hell, even if you're dumb, still better odds then lottos guaranteed terrible odds every time

lottofags are not going to make it. period.
some cryptofags will

[Anonymous No.51020529]

>>51020473
Dub 3s says otherwise cocksucker

[Anonymous No.51020543]

>>51020525
>if you're smarter then the other guy.
Everyone is always smarter than the other guy. And when they lose it all it's because someone fucked them.
>some cryptofags will
They already did. Now it's just another side hustle for wallstreet and big money.

[Anonymous No.51020545]

>>51020115
taxes
>btc 100k
>eth 100k
rest in cash
go to college and find a hobby

[Anonymous No.51020555]

>>51020545
>btc
He might as well put it all in gamestop. At least they somehow get the stock to go green even a few years later. btc is just flopping along with the nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.51020589]

>>51020115
redeem
pay taxes
unironically hold on to cash for now and buy real estate when it dumps

[Anonymous No.51020642]

>>51020134
>financial advisor.
This dumb motherfucker, lmfao.
They'll rob you blind OP !

[Anonymous No.51020764]

>>51020543
still better then lotto
>when they lose it all
never invest more then you can afford to lose otherwise you're as dumb a lottofag

[Anonymous No.51020770]

>>51020130
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.51021194]

>>51020115
Go to roulette table and put $999,980 on red.
You either honestly make it after tax, or you don't and it's lost so you don't pay tax.
Get a pizza for $20 if you don't win.
Easy come, easy go.

[Anonymous No.51021219]

>>51020115
get some sun

[Anonymous No.51021238]

>>51020115
buy more tickets, it's your lucky day