/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51015681]

Crimson edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51009254

[Anonymous No.51015704]

are you going to make it

[Anonymous No.51015718]

This board is filled with failed trannies, virgins, lonely autists, and a few married anons. What a community.

[Anonymous No.51015722]

>>51015704
Once I turned 35, I dropped from the 95% level to 85%... though I should be back in 90% some time next year

[Anonymous No.51015734]

>>51015718
that anon replied to me, i was giving him advice about making changes to his life. no one is coming to save you! save yourself

[Anonymous No.51015749]

>>51015704
For a price

[Anonymous No.51015751]

What's the play for Monday. Gct made me great money on Friday and washed away my retarded bbby losses.

Any more of them p&d's?

[Anonymous No.51015756]

>>51015704
*ahem*
Make way to the real chart

[Anonymous No.51015767]

is seeking alpha worth it for their screener/quant ratings? any other services youd recommend biz?

[Anonymous No.51015768]

>>51015756
I'm poor. It's cool.

[Anonymous No.51015781]

I bonds USA niggas, I bonds!

>Spending will never stop
>Fiscal responsibility, never
>USD>>>gold>yuan>Euro

[Anonymous No.51015795]

>>51015781
yes

[Anonymous No.51015819]

>A memestock still has 10 days of regsho and you are lockstepping with the mainstream narrative.

Do you just not like money, anon?

[Anonymous No.51015825]

>>51015734
He will die alone, he is a hopeless fatty at this point. You have to want to change if you want a girl like those in your video.

[Anonymous No.51015865]

I went hiking up a mountain this morning. Whenever I've gone hiking, it's been bullish for TQQQ. I didn't go hiking last weekend because I was too hungover, and look what happened....
So take this into consideration

[Anonymous No.51015869]

>>51015681
>outperforming SPY
>outperforming savings account interest
Still getting fucked in the ass NY inflation but at least I'm outperforming normies right??

[Anonymous No.51015872]

>>51015704

I'm in the bottom 10%. Don't care

[Anonymous No.51015871]

i found a blog post describing how the fed interacts with banks, maybe someone will find it interesting and discuss it
https://tmychow.com/blog/2021/08/27/damn-near-everything-is-endogenous

tldr that I took away from it is:
reserves are money that banks hold without lending out, like a cushion against runs
the fed used to require that banks hold reserves, this requirement has been set to zero since covid
the fed now pays an interest rate for reserves held by banks, the "IOR rate". Previously, no interest was paid, which encouraged banks to hold minimal reserves.

banks get reserves in two ways:
>direct collateralized borrowing from the fed (aka repos), at the "discount rate"
>overnight repo lending between banks (the "ON RRP rate").

The fed controls the money supply by making it cheaper or more expensive to acquire reserves, by moving the IOR rate, discount rate and the ON RRP rate (via open market operations). Also there can be some strange incentives, on the right of the chart when the discount rate goes below the IOR rate, the fed is effectively paying banks to hold reserves that they borrow from it (discount rate is what banks pay, IOR is what fed pays back). So in that situation, banks borrow reserves from the fed but they might be unwilling to lend them forward to customers, since holding them is free money.

One thing I didn't get is what the difference is supposed to be between open market operations in the overnight repo market (when performed by the fed), and the standard discount rate repos - aren't those both the same type of repo? Is the fed active in both only for more liquidity or is there something more there?

feel free to try to answer my query if you need a change in topic down the line

[Anonymous No.51015889]

>>51015871

[Anonymous No.51015914]

>>51015887
>The average salary for Doctor is ₱50,000 per month in the Manila
>$900 per month
ok you get easy pussy but at what cost

[Anonymous No.51015915]

>>51015865

v nice OR/WA?

[Anonymous No.51015923]

>>51015819
I sold at a loss. Should I buy back in?

[Anonymous No.51015934]

>Bought SPY at the top

[Anonymous No.51015957]

>>51015934

Just wait until it crashes before you sell

[Anonymous No.51015961]

>>51015915
WA, Mt. Si outside Seattle

[Anonymous No.51015963]

>>51015914
you just visit to fuck
you wouldn't knock up a gook, right anon?

[Anonymous No.51015967]

>>51015718
That's every board

[Anonymous No.51016008]

>>51015889
post targeted at the upper crust of smg, only apply if you can see the zomma backwardation on your stolen bloomberg terminal

[Anonymous No.51016012]

Will SMG take advantage of this?

[Anonymous No.51016013]

>>51015763
tastytrade on youtube is good place to start. They will teach you low risk techniques for strategies that will help you build confidence and some capital. The examples won't be very impressive on returns but don't let that fool you, spreads can be very lucrative.

SMB capital has some good vids, can be hard for new options traders to follow though, but some good strats for sure when you are ready.

I use think or swim on demand functionality to practice and refine my strategies and techniques. If you don't have think or swim you definitely need some kind of back testing tool so you can experience how these strategies work, they are non-linear which can be very hard to wrap your head around, especially with advanced strategies like back spreads/jade lizard type of strats.

[Anonymous No.51016051]

>>51016012
>Germany sacrificing it's livelihood and prosperity for fucking NATO
How embarrassing

[Anonymous No.51016064]

>>51016051
Honestly,i cant believe they let their country turn into a clown one.A pity

[Anonymous No.51016073]

>>51015934
Just DCA and sell when the next pump comes along

[Anonymous No.51016079]

>>51016012

>let them freeze to death

I'm not sure that's a popular position for most of their voting block

[Anonymous No.51016083]

>>51016051
Ah yes
"""""""""""""""""""""""""Germany"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.51016099]

>>51015704
If my apartment is included I'm in top 90%. It boggles the mind how poor some people can be. One coworker couldn't believe I had thousands of bucks in my bank account, thought I was lying. Granted he's a student who works part time and parties too much for his own good but still I found that to be such a weird situation. He legit thought I was bullshitting him!

[Anonymous No.51016133]

I have lost everything and will kill myself soon

[Anonymous No.51016137]

>>51015704
Currently in the 85%

[Anonymous No.51016145]

>>51016013
not that anon but thanks for this, also going to check them out

[Anonymous No.51016151]

>>51016133

[Anonymous No.51016163]

>>51016012
I'll add VET here. Diversified O/G producer, recently increased ownership of Corrib gas field in Europe. Increasing divvies while also managing debt and doing acquisitions

[Anonymous No.51016171]

>>51016012
EQNR seems like the best stock. Unfortunately I'm a burger therefore I'll get taxed more. Although depending on the potential gains I might just say fuck it and throw in 1k

[Anonymous No.51016176]

>>51016013
Thanks sensei

[Anonymous No.51016197]

>>51015704
>just graduated with a CS masters from MIT

im 26 and my net worth might be $-700 but there's absolutely zero doubt in my mind im going to make it

[Anonymous No.51016208]

>>51015756
Fairly accurate. $2m is a bare minimum for coasting off passive investment while living a comfy, average life.

[Anonymous No.51016210]

>>51016197

[Anonymous No.51016292]

>>51015961
that looks like Little Si

[Anonymous No.51016299]

>>51016012
I have KOS. Probably will add more. Largest natural gas discovery in the year of 2019 by any company.
>production costs of 15.88 per bit
>great earnings
>10.40 price target
>shares are around 6.60 now
>production set to increase 50% by 2024
>2B market cap

[Anonymous No.51016317]

>>51015934
This is not financial advice. Only providing this for information and discussion while paper trading.

If you bought a stock at the top, you could sell an in the money call against it at a strike just above where you think the price will be in a month or so. The option you sell will have the intrinsic value consisting of current price - strike price. On top of that you will get paid a time premium.
To find out what you position is worth in this kind of trade subtract the trade price of the call you sold from your stock position.

There's a lot of ways to look at this kind of trade, but it basically puts a tourniquet on the bleeding in excange for capping appreciation.

[Anonymous No.51016318]

>>51016292
Well... it's not, here's another angle

[Anonymous No.51016356]

>>51016318
ur gonna get doxxed,dumdum

[Anonymous No.51016365]

>>51016317
>no mention of tax implications
if you do this you will pay short term cap gains if you’re shares get called away even if you’ve held them for over a year
ITM covered calls are only qualified if the strike is one strike down from the ATM strike.

[Anonymous No.51016368]

>>51016356
I don't live ON the mountain, so what's there to dox? There's like 8 of us who live in the Seattle area...

[Anonymous No.51016373]

>>51016356
oh no, the failed trannies are going to hold him down and try to rape him with their not working cawks!!!!! He better watch out!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51016389]

Shouldn’t the market rise if there’s high inflation? Higher nominal prices, higher nominal profits?

[Anonymous No.51016408]

>>51016389
It is being held up by inflation though anon. Just imagine if that wasn't the case.

[Anonymous No.51016416]

>>51016389
>high inflation = higher interest rates
>higher interest rates make debt more expensive
>more expensive debt weakens companies balance sheets
>companies devalue
>share price decrease
this is why growth companies are all down like 70%

[Anonymous No.51016422]

>>51016389
inflation is an upward pressure yes, but the consquences of inflation can drive economies into deep recessions

[Anonymous No.51016447]

There is a 100% probability that this person >>51015963 is a pedophile
The rest of the thread are likely pedos too, but that guy is one without a single shred of a doubt.

[Anonymous No.51016455]

>>51016447
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.51016458]

>>51016447
there are laws in the phillipines that let parents literally kill you for no consquences if you have sex with anyone under 18
places like eastern europe are better for finding girls as young as 13 or 14

[Anonymous No.51016469]

>>51016458
>age of consent in Mexico is 12
how are you a pedo and don’t know this

[Anonymous No.51016470]

>>51016365
There's no taxes in paper trading!

Good point none the less, I didn't think Anon was too worried about short vs. long term cap gains, but it's good to be aware of none the less. Thank you for bringing that up.

[Anonymous No.51016474]

soon

[Anonymous No.51016476]

>>51015825
who tf wants a woman to drag his life down and waste time on lmao

[Anonymous No.51016478]

>>51016469
how are you a pedo and don't know that the state ages of consent in mexico are almost all 18

[Anonymous No.51016485]

>>51016476
>who tf wants a woman to drag his life down and waste time on lmao

[Anonymous No.51016515]

Did anyone jump on the GBT train?

[Anonymous No.51016523]

>>51016470
Yeah I think if you buy back the call before expiration you would only owe short term cap gains on the option but still keep long term cap gains on your shares if you sold them on Monday after expiration but I’m not certain. The problem is if you let your shares get called away. I have sold ITM calls short before and been assigned early frequently which would screw you tax wise.
Basically it’s not a good idea to do this because early assignment risk is too high.
Better to just do a bear call/put spread or a naked long put that way you still maintain long term cap gains treatment of your shares but still profit from downside with a separate trade.

[Anonymous No.51016535]

>>51016478
because I’m not. I remember reading that and couldn’t believe it was the case given it shares a border with the US. Don’t know anything about state laws

[Anonymous No.51016543]

>>51016389
It's not an increase in real profits because companies costs go up too

[Anonymous No.51016549]

>>51016485
fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.51016562]

>>51015923
up to you, they are making an announcement soon maybe good, maybe shit

all you need to know is that a meme stock is on regsho

[Anonymous No.51016574]

>>51016549
>RYAN GOSRIN make my pee pee hawrd!!!!! He so good roookin. CHING CHONG CHING CHONG

[Anonymous No.51016583]

roasties are NOT WELCOME in /smg/
please get out at once

[Anonymous No.51016645]

>>51016523
Agreed, but I kind of got the assumption Anon just wanted out of a position for a minimal loss, he has no long term profits to realize on this position yet, so tax advantage concerns don't play in yet. I also have no idea if he has a margin account or not for spreads. Selling covered calls is something anyone can do if their stock has options.

I've only encountered deep money assignment on the week before expiration when there is little extrinsic value left. I also don't ever sell ITM unless I am 100% OK with getting assigned.

[Anonymous No.51016669]

>>51016389
You're asking this after the market spent most of the year getting trashed by interest rates? It rises to account for being priced in dollars after the recession is over, not during the downturn.

[Anonymous No.51016673]

>>51016515
Hell yes. Didn't ride it all the way up but offset all my bbby losses plus 1800 so Monday I get to start fresh pretending I wasn't a greedy retard last week.

[Anonymous No.51016679]

Anybody else look at individual high yield bonds for the lols? The Bond ETFs are all horribly packaged.

I saw a 6% AMC bond for 60 cents on the dollar as well as Ford corporate paper that expires in the 2090s.

[Anonymous No.51016680]

>>51016208
That's a lie. Cash secured puts spread out amongst boring tickers and etfs could bring in 2% a month. Depending on where you live, you could live off 200,000.
SOXL_shill was making like 20,000 a month off his SOXL stack which is about a 2-3% return, and he was only high six figures.

[Anonymous No.51016704]

>>51016099
Being poor is largely a mindset. My crack whore employee flat out tells me she pays her bills and then intentionally spends her money on random shit she wants, then rinse and repeat. Whenever I talk about investing extra money to my employees they just kind of shrug it off. Now you all know I'm not a rich man, but I don't ever have to check my bank account , which is a milestone financially. It's simply about not spending money on shit you don't need and understanding recreational spending is important to happiness but know your limits.

[Anonymous No.51016706]

>>51016535
there is no federal age of consent in the united states, each state has their own law

[Anonymous No.51016715]

>>51016704
You fix your car?

[Anonymous No.51016720]

>>51016704
how come sometimes you're the most sane person in the thread and other times you're dancing with a darkie mannequin?

[Anonymous No.51016731]

>>51016720
*i meant to type sage, not sane
and not the type of sage i put in all fields for no-links threads

[Anonymous No.51016736]

>>51016720
You still do not understand Rocker. Everything he does is for entertainment purposes, besides him cooming to trannies. That disgusting part is who he is.

[Anonymous No.51016744]

My SPXS call hot liquidated.

[Anonymous No.51016769]

>>51016680
$24,000 a year is poverty tier and you're also assuming prices never go down.

What if you have to buy a car or a house?

[Anonymous No.51016780]

>>51016679
>6% AMC bond for 60 cents on the dollar
what does this mean, isn't the interest superfluous since it is reflected in the difference between price and face value? Or does it refer to a coupon?

>>51016680
I agree that $2MM is a significant overestimation, but planning around more than 4-5% per year is asking for trouble. Holding SOXL is great if you have risk tolerance, and one week it's gonna go down 90% and you're gonna be screwed if that's been your only income for the past 20 years.

[Anonymous No.51016795]

Busey bros...

[Anonymous No.51016799]

>>51016715
Yes for the meantime all is well. Very happy about it.
>>51016720
I'm 35 and have lived a lot of life. More than most here. I have a lot of life experiences and knowledge but nobody in my life outside of here will ever listen to me so for many years I just said nothing and minded my own business. I just like to pass some of the knowledge down to the zoomers here so they don't make the same mistakes I did. It's never been easier to get ahead in life in 2022. I was coming into my own in 2008/2009 when we were in a recession. It was tough back then. Zoomers need to take advantage of everyone else's laziness. The covid lockdowns and payments broke an entire generation of the work force. Strike while the iron is hot.

[Anonymous No.51016823]

So what's the market going to do this week? Was last week just a bear rally?
Also... another question: When I was hiking this morning, some super-fit girl passed me and practically ran up the mountain... she also must have went further than me, because she also passed me on the way down. But, as I was leaving, I saw her waiting for the shuttle bus or something... should I have offered to give he a ride, or would that have been creepy?

[Anonymous No.51016831]

>>51016795
This comes as no surprise. Was he coked up fingering girls?

[Anonymous No.51016834]

>>51016823
Creepy

[Anonymous No.51016836]

>>51016823
>So what's the market going to do this week?
You're telling me you don't know yet?
The dump goes on

[Anonymous No.51016858]

>>51016834
Thanks, that's what I figured. I also smelled really bad cause I was sweating a lot
>>51016836
Damn...

[Anonymous No.51016860]

>>51016823
of course that would have been creepy, have you no awareness?

[Anonymous No.51016861]

>>51015871
Oh, that looks kinda familiar.

[Anonymous No.51016873]

>>51016858
Girls are creeped out by mere male presence on the trail, nothing personal

[Anonymous No.51016883]

>>51016823
Next time fake a sprained ankle and see if she stops. Then have her help you down. Once to your car to a Ted Bundy and she can be yours forever

[Anonymous No.51016887]

>>51016858
the good news is, you have nothing to lose from trying

[Anonymous No.51016889]

>>51016873
they could be literally murdered chud

[Anonymous No.51016891]

>>51016823
If you are sexy and don't have autism it's nice and considerate otherwise it's creepy and gross. Considering you had to ask I already know which of the two you are.

First decent spy pump this week I'm writing $420 spy puts dated like 3 weeks out. This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.51016895]

/smg/ - serial killers and pedos

[Anonymous No.51016903]

>>51016889
Correct

[Anonymous No.51016904]

>>51016831
Busey is genuinely crazy. After that motorcycle accident he was a completely different person. You should see the interview he has with Howard Stern and gets all fucking crazy at the end. He clearly scared the shit out of him kek.

[Anonymous No.51016907]

>>51016679
Make sure they arent callable. And yeah there are some nice looking corporate bonds out there. Id like to understand them better because some of them were in 5-8% range. Thats pretty good.

[Anonymous No.51016918]

>>51016889
What the fuck did i just watch?

[Anonymous No.51016927]

>>51016904
I watched his reality show years ago. I'm shocked he hasn't been discovered with real life pocket pussies he made himself.
>>51016918
A disney movie, duh

[Anonymous No.51016931]

>>51016860
I generally think everything I do in public is creepy... but sometimes I need to check if I'm wrong.
>>51016873
She was probably stronger than me, and definitely faster. She smiled and said hi as she passed me... and then a minute later she was like half a mile up the mountain...
>>51016883
I'm not a good actor
>>51016887
Depending on her reaction, I could have been mentally crushed for weeks...
>>51016891
Yeah...

[Anonymous No.51016933]

>>51016889
Most women spend their entire lives doing risky shit like inviting one night stands or strangers to their apartment. It's not rape because they were down to fuck anyways but it's the implication that they could be abused that makes them piss all over their bed in excitement.. it's the next best thing to letting their dog mount them and how naughty that feels

[Anonymous No.51016934]

Anyone got info/advice on JEPI? Or any kind of covered calls etf?

[Anonymous No.51016942]

>>51016889
LMAO there is no way that show gets a second season.

[Anonymous No.51016944]

>>51016795
The only surprising part is that someone out there was more than one person dumb enough to get caught in a situation where they were alone with an unsupervised Gary Busey.
Then again it does say New Jersey.

[Anonymous No.51016945]

>>51016795
poor guy

[Anonymous No.51016956]

>>51016889

[Anonymous No.51016960]

>>51016933
This also explains why they fuck niggers or let you cum on their face or suck your dick right after you piss or eat hairy asshole incase you were wondering

[Anonymous No.51016961]

>>51016012
Lmao don't forget about crops. I just returned to the french alps and due to the heat and dry weather, it looks like november with the dead bushes and trees. You can see the patches of brown even on the plane. I passed througha cornfield on train and the corn crops were dead. I hope g*rmans got the worst of the heatwave and dryness.
Long g*ermany's downfall

[Anonymous No.51016967]

>>51016931
Want to know how to get her attention without being a creep? Bring your dog with you. Give that little fucker a bath before you bring him, and place a raincoat on him so he looks adorable. Then when you sense she is coming, kneel down and start petting your dog and look up at her and say hi, when she passes.

[Anonymous No.51016974]

>>51016931
I met an archaeologist once and had a nice conversation but other than that I tend to try to ignore women but am a silent runner so I always have to yell behind you so they don't freak out. Keep it up anon, you'll get stronger

[Anonymous No.51016978]

>>51016934
JEPI just wheels the SPY for you. Basically just buy it if you think jpmorgan is better at this than you.

[Anonymous No.51016987]

>>51016823
are u handsome? then u could have tried. no? then not. doesnt really matter tho. many fish in the sea

[Anonymous No.51016995]

>>51016967
Unfortunately I'm very allergic to dogs (and cats). I can take meds to help with that, but they make me very lethargic
>>51016974
10 years ago, I probably could have hiked at the pace she was at, but I'm an old boomer now...
>>51016987
No, I'm 100% bald and a little chubby, though I could have good facial features, idk...

[Anonymous No.51017000]

>>51016051
they handed the keys to Gazprom years ago. it has nothing to do with today's conflict.

[Anonymous No.51017002]

runners are like human cyclists
(you know what i fucking mean)

[Anonymous No.51017006]

>>51016365
that's only if the option is exercised tho. just roll your covered call and keep your shares.

simple as

[Anonymous No.51017017]

>>51016995
Well, what would George Castanza do? This is what you have to ask yourself when approaching strange women.

[Anonymous No.51017026]

>>51017017
how the fuck did he get Marisa Tomei

[Anonymous No.51017030]

>>51017002
Cyclists need to stay in Europe

[Anonymous No.51017055]

>>51017030
>>51017002
Joggers are way more annoying/entitled/loud/abrasive than cyclists

[Anonymous No.51017061]

>>51017026
His friend hooked him up but he was in a relationship with a fiance. He fucked it up of coarse.

[Anonymous No.51017069]

>>51017055
We're not talking about jogging. And you must not own a car if you really believe that.

[Anonymous No.51017077]

>51017030
>51017002
Am*ricans hambeast should be used have their internet access removed until they lose 50% of their mass

[Anonymous No.51017091]

>>51017077
Wrong picture

[Anonymous No.51017103]

>>51017069
As an educated white man of course I own a car. I would never take public transportation as it is full of the loudest stinky joggers in the whole city.. frankly I don't feel safe around them and would never relax

[Anonymous No.51017105]

>>51017055
Cyclists put on a fucking wardrobe just to do an activity. They have their lane which they never stay in and hate cars. They are a fucking cancer. They feel entitled to the road and look at every driver like they are murdering the future generations. Cyclists are pure cringe with a moral compass of pure hatred towards anyone that owns a car.

[Anonymous No.51017111]

>>51017077
Eurof*gs should have their internet access removed until they properly quote 50% of the posts they meant to.

[Anonymous No.51017114]

This is an ecomomic /fph/ thread now
>fatties are an economic problem to society, like niggers are

[Anonymous No.51017143]

>>51017091
>niglet baby
>obliterated body
truly a tragedy what we let happen to our girls
they need to go back in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.51017147]

>>51017114
They are, I agree, but saying that overconsumption is a socioeconomic problem is kind of communist, and now I'm confused again.

[Anonymous No.51017152]

>>51017091
jesus lady holy fuck you fat cow

[Anonymous No.51017157]

>>51017111
Am*rifats should be culled and have their fat turn into lamp oil

[Anonymous No.51017161]

>>51017147

[Anonymous No.51017171]

Stop.

[Anonymous No.51017172]

>>51016469
>move to mexico thinking you will get to have all that sweet, sweet cunny
>instead, you get skinned alive and beheaded by the cartels
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.51017189]

>>51017161
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51017199]

>>51017143
Am*rican female hambeast are all mudsharks and niggers love unwanted obese lardballs with holes to fuck

[Anonymous No.51017202]

>>51017157
>the yuropoor fears the American hamchad

[Anonymous No.51017214]

>>51017161
Jesus, this is grotesque

[Anonymous No.51017244]

>>51017202
>the grease nigger loses to female lightweight

[Anonymous No.51017281]

>>51017244
How do yuropoors feel about enchiladas?

[Anonymous No.51017285]

>>51017171
Charlie's got the handle and I don't think he's bringing it back anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.51017286]

>>51017202
>sumo wrestling a sumo body type nigga
>not just giving a knockout blow to the head

[Anonymous No.51017288]

>>51017281
hhhm looks meaty

[Anonymous No.51017290]

Why does SIGA keep crabbing?

[Anonymous No.51017300]

>>51017281
>Chicken

[Anonymous No.51017316]

SIGA? SIGA???? Don't forget SIGA..

[Anonymous No.51017328]

Buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.51017330]

>>51017290
No news. All we need is a single announcement of a new order or eua or anything really for it to skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.51017331]

>>51017300
Well actually they're cheese, they were sold out of chicken.

[Anonymous No.51017340]

>>51017316
>>51017290

[Anonymous No.51017355]

>>51017340
We're pushing 50,000 fucking cases now. It went from 1 to 50,000 in about 4 months. Crazy.

[Anonymous No.51017356]

>>51017290
Because shit's still getting called "monkey"-pox. It's not a legitimate problem until the WHO renames it to prevent excessive monkey hunting.
Please, secure some gains and only let a little ride for the new paradigm gamble.

[Anonymous No.51017358]

>>51017340
I want my exit pump. It should take off right before the FDA announcement or plummet back to 5 dollars if it fails

[Anonymous No.51017359]

>>51017330
Why the perception of no news though?
Kids continue to contract the disease and there's confirmed reverse zoonosis. Shills are pushing the narrative that its all because of gay degeneracy but that's just a psyop right

[Anonymous No.51017376]

>americans will never know the economic happiness to manhandle a petite and light woman during sex
https://youtu.be/Np_cVCgV28c
Kek

[Anonymous No.51017382]

>>51017358
>plummet back to 5 dollars if it fails
You wish, lmao. $15 is the new floor until this monkeypoo issue is sorted out.
>>51017359
It's not just gays. Once schools open back up in a few weeks, it'll spread like wildfire.

[Anonymous No.51017383]

The. Fart. Boxes. Will. Be. Tongue. Punched.

Don't say I didn't warn you!

[Anonymous No.51017388]

>>51017281
I don't like mexicam cuisine, its all ground beef with tomato sauce and a shit ton of cheese. And uses tortillas in one way or another

[Anonymous No.51017390]

Is SIGA over, my negroes?

[Anonymous No.51017392]

>>51017382
Also, if it gets in the water and animals, it's game over.

[Anonymous No.51017401]

>>51017382
15 dollars? If it fails to get FDA approved it goes right back to obscurity.

[Anonymous No.51017405]

Why am I here.

[Anonymous No.51017423]

>>51017401
It's already not fda approved (for mpoxx). There will still be a huge demand for it with or without the FagDA as long as people's noses are rotting off of their faces.

[Anonymous No.51017432]

>>51017202
>meanwhile in ottermode fantasy land

[Anonymous No.51017434]

>>51017405
To suffer :D

[Anonymous No.51017435]

>>51017388
Basically Italian cuisine. Carb, tomato, cheese.

[Anonymous No.51017440]

>>51017405
You naturally gravitate towards other bagholders

[Anonymous No.51017443]

I'm a little worried about SIGA but I'm still holding my 223 shares. The math hasn't changed and the spread seems to be continuing. Only a matter of time.
Seems like we might have to wait until after the election before (((they))) allow the media to start talking about it. A second pandemic on top of the one Biden promised to fix doesn't play well with normies.

[Anonymous No.51017444]

>>51016356
Yes they will find the spot some 4channel chud stood on and... Uhhhhh... Get him? I guess?

[Anonymous No.51017458]

>>51015681
Anons I have an important question. Should I take the edibles before I take a dump or after I take a dump?

[Anonymous No.51017457]

Pro tip, if you want to know what TQQQ and SQQQ will do on Monday, follow what crypto does over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.51017467]

>>51017401
Why would it fail to get EUA? Biggest bear case if Ronald Perelman who is desperate for money decides to dump all his shares. He owns 78% of SIGA..

[Anonymous No.51017468]

>>51017457
I like this one. Also UVXY is still in the toilet. I miss TVIX

[Anonymous No.51017469]

>>51017458
Before, will give your body time to digest.

[Anonymous No.51017499]

>>51017457
>pro tip
>crypto
I'll follow futures instead

[Anonymous No.51017511]

>>51017469
Do you think pooping will feel better will it be a bigger pain in the ass?

[Anonymous No.51017516]

>>51017443
>the spread seems to be continuing
A lot of fudders have been saying the spread is slowing down, I'm not sure I agree. There are big discrepancies between different tracker websites, for example monk*ypoxmeter reports 41,595 cases globally but the wikipedia page reports 49,628

[Anonymous No.51017524]

>>51017281
>muttilated
not only he doesn't get to manhandle petite women, he doesn't get to feel the lardball he's fucking
Lmao

[Anonymous No.51017528]

>>51017511
It will be 30 minutes to an hour before you feel anything from an edible.

[Anonymous No.51017539]

I wouldn't want to take a big shit with edibles kicking in. Just me. I do recommend playing pool on edibles.

[Anonymous No.51017549]

>>51017524
I'm Jewish. Checkmate faggot.

[Anonymous No.51017560]

>>51015681
The current recession that we are all in could potentially turn into another Great Depression later this year and next year if the elites don't get their shit together. It can get so bad that not even the rich multimillionaires will be safe from the global economic fallout. There's also the looming famine from the fertilizer production plants and farms getting fucked up too.

https://youtu.be/lUHMCQYURSU
https://youtu.be/gvL6pBs5spg
https://youtu.be/qGS2k56u9CQ
https://youtu.be/4JEdz1eA2vQ
https://youtu.be/dWniWTPxHbw

As of right now, this must be what the summer of 1929 felt like. The calm before the storm.

[Anonymous No.51017563]

>>51017423
Your a different kind of special. Everyone is holding right now because of the hope it gets FDA approved then it fucking dumps. If you hold past the announcement you deserve to be holding bags. Buy the rumor, sell the news.
>>51017467
Why? Because we have no clue if it actually works in people. Sure you have your reddit posts of some queer getting his asshole sores cured, but it could have happened naturally. Also, we have no clue if pfizer is paying off the FDA to not certify because they have something in the pipeline.

[Anonymous No.51017565]

>>51017435
Yeah, I also don't like italian shit. Hate pasta simple as. I also had a pretty bad experience trying to make garlic spread, the pieces were big and my apartment reeked of garlic nigger with 3 days, made me hate (central and southern)italians more

[Anonymous No.51017581]

>>51016769
200000*.02 = 4000 a month, 48000 a year
No I'm not assuming anything. It's up to the put seller to have their own risk management by keeping cash to sell more puts on dips or diversify industries.
>What if you have to buy a car or a house?
Not my problem. There's a lot of what ifs that could mess up any trading plan.
>>51016780
You don't have to do SOXL. SOXL_shill's returns were around there because he sold otm puts. Boomer dividend stocks or any safer stock will give you around 2% for the atm puts and are more stable.

[Anonymous No.51017597]

>>51017581
he sold otm calls*

[Anonymous No.51017606]

>>51017560
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.51017607]

>>51017549
>implying it makes a difference and he feels

[Anonymous No.51017628]

>>51016012
I wonder what the next European countries to crash and burn after Germany will be? My money is on any of these to be next;

France
UK
Spain
Italy
Netherlands

I might be missing some other ones but yeah, Germany will start a chain reaction of fuck ups this year and the next.

[Anonymous No.51017638]

>>51017458
Eat the edibles before dump then recycle them after

[Anonymous No.51017661]

>>51017628
Imo the UK will be next,they're not even trying to hide the fact that inflation is going wild anymore,And the fact that they're no longer EU.Might see the monarchy fall or close to,over the next decades,

[Anonymous No.51017689]

>>51017661
Doesn't the UK not being EU save them from the damage occurring within the EU?

[Anonymous No.51017691]

>>51017199
>unwanted
I heard that they like them for the "security." I understand them. I don't hate those guys. When I see them with their fat white girlfriends I say, "Good."
t. Guess who

[Anonymous No.51017692]

>>51017661
Good

[Anonymous No.51017706]

>>51017661
britain is going to literally get a black kang

[Anonymous No.51017711]

>>51017689
It does in a sense, but the bongs themselves are to retarded to exploit the advantages of their position.

[Anonymous No.51017730]

>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.51017743]

>>51017691
>t.Guess who
Are you a lardball loving nigger?
I don't hate them, for that. They just, disgustingly, try to get poontang(a disgusting one).
>>51017692
>filename
Kek

[Anonymous No.51017755]

>>51017661
>see the monarchy fall
They cannot fiscally allow that to happen. Conspiracies are all the Royal Family has left. They have been grasping at coins for the past two centuries, and they have to do it secretly. Nah, even if the UK gives up the ghost, the Royals won't. They'll become bankers and they'll still prop up their slaves of the Union Jack so they can continue to extract money from them.

[Anonymous No.51017759]

>>51015704
At the 80%-85% mark for the 30-34 group. Feels ok.

[Anonymous No.51017768]

Well Washington gaysex bros. Our gay ass state has officially declared an emergency. We did it poem, scoops, and mountain anon!

[Anonymous No.51017781]

There are winners who invested in AIRT, and there are losers who didn't. It's that simple.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gthpodDZJeQ&feature=share

[Anonymous No.51017800]

>>51017781
Mind explaining this? You seemed really beaten down in your video and just powered through. Sell me on it.

[Anonymous No.51017812]

>>51017755
Yeah,i agree that the royal facade must continue,thing is i don't know what happens after the queen goes down.

[Anonymous No.51017814]

>>51016978
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.51017821]

NVIDIA this week bros

[Anonymous No.51017829]

>>51017821
Didnt nvidia already prep for a bad earning? Will probably tank.

[Anonymous No.51017832]

>>51017781
looks like RYCEY...

[Anonymous No.51017835]

>>51017800
I explain nothing, buy or be left behind. I only pick winners. You can do what you will with this information.

[Anonymous No.51017843]

>>51017821
My puts are wet ready,for friday.

[Anonymous No.51017846]

I managed to get enough partners to buy a 20yr operating lease on a gas field (mostly for condensate extraction) in east ukraine for high 7 figures with extension priority rights, containing about 40M boe and I think we can scale up to 5000 boepd there
wagmi

[Anonymous No.51017851]

>>51017829
partly, it was analysts saying expectations are for lower earnings because of declines in crypto and pushed back 4000 series release date. so if they exceed we are money

[Anonymous No.51017855]

>>51017835
Your getting cocky rocker. You made money off gaysex, and sidu from a family friend. Can you actually pick a winner though? We shal see

[Anonymous No.51017864]

>>51017843
Feel as if we're gonna dump the majority of the week and then pump massively on friday. Also fuck you bobo

[Anonymous No.51017867]

Treat life like its one big ol party. In other words; don't let stress and bullshit get you down and long as your smart with your money you can prepare for the future on easy street while also living good in the present. (ie: limits on spending). Your only here for a set amount of time. Might as well enjoy it cause once your time is up, well that's it. Maybe you wind up in heaven fucking hot blonde virgins? but who knows..

[Anonymous No.51017866]

>>51017244
Source? That can't be real, size and weight gap is too fucking big

[Anonymous No.51017869]

>>51017800
>Basically bro there's like a shitload of people in India right? Like a billion motherfuckers in there riding their motorcycles around bobbing their heads. They need like communication, right? They need to talk to people about sending bobs and vagene and how your social security number has been used in a fraudulent transaction. Therefore, AIRT is going up.

[Anonymous No.51017871]

>>51016389
“Inflation” is discovery of inflation, ie its already happened. So the prices fall because the market expects countermeasures against inflation, which slow down the economy.

[Anonymous No.51017880]

>>51017835
>I only pick winners.
Didnt you buy BBBY?
>>51017851
Oh nice. If they do well or "not as bad as expected" it will be good for tech/chips sector.

[Anonymous No.51017889]

>>51017855
Cocky? No. I just know how to see value. It's almost divine. My stock picks have been infinitely more profitable since scoopsies moved in.

[Anonymous No.51017892]

>>51017628
France has nuclear power, so it won't be them.

[Anonymous No.51017899]

>>51017869
Kek. So its a pajeet communication stock. Very needful sir.

[Anonymous No.51017901]

>>51017880
Yep sold at $27. Lol. LMAO even.

[Anonymous No.51017911]

ARE YOU READY?

[Anonymous No.51017917]

>>51017867
So that wasn't really you yesterday who posted that your life left you?

[Anonymous No.51017922]

DEMOCRATS LET MAGA POLICE EXECUTE BLACK MEN & BOYS & WOMAN & GIRLS TOO ACTUAL WAR CRIMES SEXUAL ABUSE TOO EXECUTIONS & LIES & COVER UPS & NEVER EVER SPEAK OUT " LIKE THEY DID FOR ASIAN'S " FOR COVID STOP ASIAN HATE " ASIANS PAID IN FULL "MAGA POLICE HATE BLACK TAX PAYING CITIZENS

[Anonymous No.51017923]

>>51017901
Nice. I bought at 11 and sold at 13. Disappointed because I held through the first crash. Was hoping for more but oh well. Profit at least so not gonna be upset but missed out on a lot more. Whats the next meme pump/dump. I got 13k ready to go.

[Anonymous No.51017928]

>>51017892
Based. Are you in uranium?

[Anonymous No.51017934]

>>51017892
Not unless the ecoterrorists and niggers fuck them up

[Anonymous No.51017939]

>>51017917
Huh? If my wife left me she sure didn't go far cause she's in the living room right now..

[Anonymous No.51017943]

>>51017821
Honestly, Marvell and Affirm are going to be more interesting earning reports

[Anonymous No.51017945]

>>51017939
Someone posted your image yesterday >>51003029

[Anonymous No.51017946]

>>51017911
>18th
Priced in

[Anonymous No.51017950]

>>51017835
Here's the DD. AIRT has a massive contract that hasn't been priced in yet. Incredibly low volume. Nobody has caught on yet

[Anonymous No.51017952]

>>51017943
NVIDIA is big parts of alot of crossdressing anons portfolios here

[Anonymous No.51017965]

Are we still doing SIGA?

[Anonymous No.51017967]

>>51017928
I traded some over the past year, but went to mainly cash until October is over. Uranium is on my shopping list for later.

[Anonymous No.51017970]

>>51017965
Yes

[Anonymous No.51017971]

what's on for movie night??

[Anonymous No.51017976]

>>51017911
I remember when the hike in July happened SPY went up the same minute he started talking and pumped the entire conference.

[Anonymous No.51017978]

Recommend me a good book on libgen on entrepreneurship in the Asia Pacific region. I'm really interested in how indian and chinese immigrants make startups

[Anonymous No.51017990]

>>51017978
>how indian and chinese immigrants make startups
Imitate the west x F

[Anonymous No.51017993]

>>51017971
You faggots should watch Riki-Oh: The Story of Riki. Last time I came to movie night u were playing some kind of Japanese porn film about maid vampires. Fucking terrible

[Anonymous No.51018002]

>>51017990
I need a book not a sentence

[Anonymous No.51018004]

>>51016012
Is it too late to do so? This play seems too good, but I feel like people would have figured this out months ago

[Anonymous No.51018006]

>>51017971
Maid Vampires 2

[Anonymous No.51018007]

>>51017147
>Hmmmm how can I make this pile of shit even sloppier?
>I know, I'll add chocolate on top

The sad thing is she looks like she would've been attractive if she was normal weight. It's a tragedy when girls with nice faces succumb to sloth and gluttony. But if she was attractive, she likely would've gone down the lust route.

[Anonymous No.51018019]

>>51018002
>i need a book
Read up on jack ma,then.

[Anonymous No.51018023]

>>51018002
probably just find if alibaba jack ma has a book he wrote somewhere. Pretty sure tiktok and coupang and such are too young and the old conglomerates from ww2 are too old.

[Anonymous No.51018029]

>>51017866
Weight gap is a myth

[Anonymous No.51018050]

>>51017945
How many people are larping as coke boomer in a given thread?

[Anonymous No.51018051]

>>51017950
Priced in

[Anonymous No.51018057]

>>51017993
Based.
>>51018007
NGL, I was optimistic about that recipe up until the chocolate entered the build.

[Anonymous No.51018086]

Listen here and listen good Rocker. I could heem you. Easily. Wouldn't even break a sweat. Hide behind that screen but know that at any time you could get a knock on the door and consequences would never be the same.

[Anonymous No.51018121]

>people still don't know about YANG

[Anonymous No.51018132]

>>51018086
Based Seagal. The guy makes his own movies so he can molest women on camera. This is where the Virgin Gary Bussey fucked up

[Anonymous No.51018174]

>>51018051
>stocktwits
Ok I done with you. Making a video with scoopsies to take your terrible thesis and BTFO your theory. I have plenty of energy.

[Anonymous No.51018196]

>>51018174
You literally trade on rabbihood you jew. Stocktwits is the best salt miner out there. I will be damned to visit reddit, I can't figure that site out.

[Anonymous No.51018197]

>Post-futures

[Anonymous No.51018210]

bros ive been in my new job for a couple weeks now and will get my first big boy chequesoon and i wonder how much of my cad $3400 i'll actually get to keep though

i'll prob buy average up on oil with whatever's remaining after our cucknada taxes
i want to retire in 5 years please

[Anonymous No.51018212]

>>51018196

[Anonymous No.51018215]

if any IPO that has a hint of webull pre order buys, steer clear away from it like a queer with the pox.

[Anonymous No.51018221]

>>51018210
>cad

[Anonymous No.51018223]

>>51018197
US at peak employment

Futures will look good

[Anonymous No.51018240]

>>51017835
this idiot told people to buy LQDA and it rugged one day after they try to shill it..

[Anonymous No.51018250]

>>51018240
Pretty sure that was baggot.

[Anonymous No.51018257]

>>51017965
absolutely. I've been selling puts, switching to strangles this week

[Anonymous No.51018258]

>>51018240
right on brother
she better post the bussy, then i'll listen

[Anonymous No.51018266]

>>51018221
id kill myself if we didnt have a tax-free trading account that almost makes up for it so i didnt have to pay any taxes on my 50k+ profits off options during the 2020-2021 bullrun

maybe eventually with oil being where it is, cad will go back to being 1:! with usd.. eventually

[Anonymous No.51018270]

Just came back from wmt and Best Buy. I hate both places but needed a WiFi card. Fuck, it was packed with jeets, niggers, and white trash. It felt like being in the Philippines all over again. There ain’t no recession.

[Anonymous No.51018276]

WTF How do I profit from this bros???

[Anonymous No.51018288]

>>51018276
long Trojan

[Anonymous No.51018307]

>>51018276
Do you think if you are jewish you only have to cut one of them?

[Anonymous No.51018308]

[Anonymous No.51018314]

>>51018276
It's because of the depleted uranium rounds used in Iraq by US marines

[Anonymous No.51018326]

China Won

[Anonymous No.51018342]

>>51017199
fukin lmao

[Anonymous No.51018345]

>>51018326
the first wave is disposible. save the good men for later

[Anonymous No.51018347]

>>51017965
im in till around january

[Anonymous No.51018349]

>>51017290
Because it has made huge moves. For people looking to get on they have to feel safe that it isn't going to drop. The fence sitters who have been moving limit orders on the 10 and 20 ema are going to have to capitulate as the ema's catch up to the price. Be patient.

I've been selling puts as close the 20 ema I can in effort to get a assigned a good entry, have only been assigned on 2 out of 15, this has been going on since June. I am probably going to get assigned in consolidation, which is fine, it's not like I haven't been making gains on the way up.

[Anonymous No.51018354]

>>51018326
Won what?

[Anonymous No.51018355]

Someone has been copy pasting other people's sneedposts.
I know this because I admittedly seed and feed up the board all the time, (I’m addicted to the you’s and let’s face it, sneedposts get clicks) and I just saw someone literally copy and paste, verbatim, an original post of mine from days ago. What does it mean? How often does it happen? I’m certainly not the only one this has happened to. Who’s doing it? Is it Chuck? What’s their motivation? Am i to believe my sneed posting is so fucking good that multiple anons saw them and decided to replicate them?? doubt. There’s something going on here and I’m going to get to the bottom of it.

[Anonymous No.51018381]

>>51018326
more like, we achieved cultural victory over ourselves and china won by default

[Anonymous No.51018403]

Someone criticize my plan for Monday
>SHOP strong support at 30 dollars
>Sell puts at 29 to be safe, 1 month expiry.
>Fine with buying SHOP at 29 if it reaches there.

[Anonymous No.51018414]

>>51018403
>Fine with buying SHOP at 29 if it reaches there.
das wat all the put sellers say until it actually happens

[Anonymous No.51018444]

>>51018326
sending in the faggots to spread monkey paks to chinese.

genius plan

[Anonymous No.51018451]

New

>>51018450
>>51018450

[Anonymous No.51018462]

>>51018451
Dude why do you bake so fucking early?
Chill the fuck out bro, it's the weekend...

[Anonymous No.51018467]

>>51016073
When is that?

[Anonymous No.51018523]

>>51018462
dam dude chill, its the weekend :^)

[Anonymous No.51018537]

>>51018523
I'm chill as a fucking cucumber, now back the fuck off

[Anonymous No.51018775]

>>51017560
Or vote Trump.

[Anonymous No.51018792]

Daily reminder: white bitches ain’t shit.

[Anonymous No.51019021]

>>51017560
>There's also the looming famine from the fertilizer production plants and farms getting fucked up too.
I heard this shit a lot circa May and June and it kinda died down. I'd imagine there would be food shortages like the initial covid scare but probably last longer. I don't see a famine happening, that would be beyond retarded for the elites to let happen, bread and circuses after all.

[Anonymous No.51020264]

>>51019021
>famine
Depends on location. African shitholes get the shortest end of the stick. They get outbidded by more developed nations on food and fertilizer and many of the countries there are very reliant on food imports.

[Anonymous No.51022383]

>>51015756

Comfortable but hitting wealthy is a mathematical certainty for me at this point.

[Anonymous No.51022437]

>>51015704
>tfw I have more than 75% but still live like dogshit

[Anonymous No.51022464]

>>51017516

She's generating a lot of power there

[Anonymous No.51022465]

>>51016515
how do you get into these pumps early?

[Anonymous No.51023378]

>>51016012
I think it is a good play but I am also interested in seeing how renewables perform, due to governments around the world making commitments to retire petrol and gas as energy sources.
Has anyone thought the same?

[Anonymous No.51024878]

>>51016967
this dude has watched too many romcoms