/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51012184]

Reminder that tech/IT jobs are the only recession proof roles that will not only survive but be in great demand in the midst of the economy shitting itself

[Anonymous No.51012192]

>>51012184
You posted this webm yesterday u fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.51012208]

>>51012184
lmao bloomberg just published a survey all of them have plans to fire people

[Anonymous No.51012220]

>>51012184
like all the ones enduring layoffs? you're half correct, the answer is government tech.

[Anonymous No.51012223]

>>51012192
Huh?

>>51012208
But fire who? Who's going to fix IT issues if they fire them?

[Anonymous No.51012225]

>>51012184
I can't tell if this is satire or not.

[Anonymous No.51012236]

>>51012184
She didn't list the cool perk of
>The men do all of the hard, technical work for me
Also I'd fire her for wearing such high-waisted pants so she can hide her gut and emphasize her hips/ass
Maybe use the company gym, which I'm sure is also a perk, and you might actually get a nice ass and slim stomach without needing to take style tips from 85 year old jewish lawyers

[Anonymous No.51012242]

>>51012184
demoralization thread

[Anonymous No.51012245]

>>51012184
I'm guessing her job title is Upper Management Testicle Drainer

[Anonymous No.51012260]

>>51012223
well true but where there's two highly paid staffers, they'll try to do with one. You know how it goes, all departments get a number to save on salaries, no exceptions. So sure, maybe less in terms of headcount, but oh fun to do the work of two all of a sudden. So enjoy your job safety.

[Anonymous No.51012262]

>>51012245
same here who would be bragging about those things unless live in a shithole

[Anonymous No.51012265]

>>51012223
Not women in buildings in NYC or wherever the fuck

[Anonymous No.51012292]

>>51012184
That's cool and great for me since I'm going into IT

[Anonymous No.51012305]

Reminder: women always signal the top

[Anonymous No.51012307]

>>51012292
The free stuff is a bonus, imagine never having to pay for lunch again

[Anonymous No.51012312]

good afternoon
i really do hate women

[Anonymous No.51012324]

>>51012184
don't eat cereal, especially in public

[Anonymous No.51012374]

>>51012184
who is the slut

[Anonymous No.51012396]

>>51012305

The older I get the more true I realize this is in every domain

[Anonymous No.51012406]

this whole video was just an excuse for her to show off her ass in those pants

[Anonymous No.51012482]

>>51012184
Perks of working from home:

Free breakfast
hygiene station
hair tools
unlimited snacks
candy bar
sandwich bar
stocked fridge
decent views
bed
couch
tv
video games
can fap every 30 min
log in at 9
do 2 hrs of work each day
research/invest in new projects
day trade
save money on gas
save vehicle depreciation rate
literally do not need to leave the house
dont have to wear clothes

[Anonymous No.51012500]

All i see are unprofitable companies propped up by fake FED dollars

[Anonymous No.51012510]

Working from home is comfy bros

[Anonymous No.51012513]

>>51012374
This who is she

She got a fat ass

[Anonymous No.51012518]

>>51012184
>Working

[Anonymous No.51012521]

>>51012223
90% of the "IT company" doesnt do anything in IT. Most of them are marketing, managers and people with fake jobs. Out of 100 people maybe 10 are programmers.

[Anonymous No.51012543]

>>51012184
I didn't see any tech getting done.

[Anonymous No.51012554]

i've worked as a software engineer for the past 5 years since college. ill tell you one fucking thing. i need to get the fuck away from indians. can anyone recommend me a company? I dont care if i need to take a 20% cut.

[Anonymous No.51012563]

>>51012184
Have women always been this cringe? I hate that fucking pose she does in the beginning so much. Cheers from Kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.51012570]

>>51012554
There are no signs of Globohomo slowing down. If anything expect layoffs for more Indians as these WFH people are completely outsourced.

[Anonymous No.51012589]

>>51012184
holy shit alone this webm proofs that tech is a huge bubble

[Anonymous No.51012599]

>>51012184
This is why I hate women

[Anonymous No.51012639]

>>51012554
not possible. tech companies love them because they cost less than hiring local, and if any of them start climbing the ladder, they only hire and promote other indians.

[Anonymous No.51012735]

>>51012184
They’re literally the first to go because they are both
A) fake
B) gay
There’s a reason why when interest rates go up tech gets crushed. Figure it out retard

[Anonymous No.51012775]

>>51012513
i said WHOMST

[Anonymous No.51012782]

>>51012184
Why is she moving so slowly? Doesn't she have a job to do?

[Anonymous No.51012799]

>>51012184
i'm not sure if like working in tech but when i look elsewhere i realize that i should just shut up and keep on working because everywhere else is way worse.

[Anonymous No.51012826]

>>51012184
>Breakfast station
>Hygiene station
>Sandwich station
Wait till they install your sleeping pods so you can eat, sleep, and shit your globohomo overlord.

[Anonymous No.51012831]

>>51012184
She has a body that is built for sex wrestling. I want to mount her, and fuck her.

[Anonymous No.51012969]

>>51012184
>amazing views
i can't stand city people

[Anonymous No.51012976]

>>51012223
you're literally retarded. IT companies have a shit ton of fat. There's currently 3 made up useless position for every 1 position that does actual work.
>happiness coaches
>project planners
>creative manager
>implementation planner
>identity consultant
>program designer
>functionality planner
>product interaction liaison
>infrastructure assistant
>solutions representative
>brand specialist
>identity coordinator
that's just skimming some job offers from tech companies. These people literally get paid to do nothing of value. They do no real work. They get paid a shit ton. Nobody knows wtf they're supposed to be doing, even they themselves. All of these are going to go away soon. Granted they are all comfy jobs, but have a fallback.

[Anonymous No.51013650]

>>51012976
you made up half of those job titles

[Anonymous No.51013683]

>>51013650
but he's right you know.

[Anonymous No.51013692]

>>51012976
You don't have to make up job titles to show the absurdity of the modern working office

Scrum master is a 300k a year job

[Anonymous No.51013717]

>>51012969
I get that you've probably never been more than 3 storeys above your vast expanse of cornfields in the middle of fucking nowhere, so it's hard to comprehend how beautiful views can be

[Anonymous No.51013727]

>>51012184
there is no recession-proof wagie job.

[Anonymous No.51013749]

>>51013717
lmfao
literally a subuman city dweller glorifying concrete kek

>DOOOOD I LOVE THHE BUZZ OF THHE CITY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51013750]

>>51012184
Ironically the actual value of tech is incredibly low, most hard projects that I have to out-source I can get it done for around $200 dollars

Most of these companies only exist off of government subsidies, they make and contribute next to nothing other than keeping the American """"economy"""" afloat

It's incredibly bizarre the disconnect between the fake and the reality.
Outside of corporate infrastructured wage cages, most real developers who build stuff are poor as shit.

[Anonymous No.51013776]

>>51013749
ikr imagine glorifying the ingenuity of Man and the structures He can create instead of looking at miles of cornfields and dirt roads

shoo shoo flyover cuck

[Anonymous No.51013803]

>>51013776
Do you even live in New York?
We throw our trash in the middle of the street because the government doesn't allow you to build alleys

[Anonymous No.51013805]

>>51012184
There's something weirdly psychological here,
at first, I'm absolutely sickened and repulsed by the narcissism implied by these constant social media selfies, women grooming and preening themselves in the mirror while filming themselves for the world

but then i become subconsciously uncontrollably drawn in and mesmerized by it at the same time

wtf?

[Anonymous No.51013843]

>>51013776
>cornfields and dirt roads
I'm sorry you've never been outside, soulless bugmen.

Not everyone lives in Missouri, ya know?
KYS jew rat.

[Anonymous No.51013850]

>>51013803
What does this have to do with the beauty of the city when viewed from 50+ stories up? Sure beats looking at corn and fat hicks

[Anonymous No.51013854]

women smell like fish and blood

[Anonymous No.51013861]

>>51013843
Thats rich coming from an irrelevant hick who has likely never been outside his irrelevant state

[Anonymous No.51013875]

>>51012184
remote SWE at FAANG company here
most tech companies are laying off or downsizing
some companies are even rescinding job offers
no such thing as recession proof

[Anonymous No.51013877]

>>51012184
Would

[Anonymous No.51013878]

>>51013850
Because there's no beauty in general?
It's just buildings?

Are you impressed by Russian commie blocks?

[Anonymous No.51013884]

>>51012184
That girl needs to watch the snacking. She’s gonna struggle with her weight when she’s older you can tell by her body type.

t. IT oldfag

[Anonymous No.51013887]

>>51013875
salary?
company?
how many boyfriends do your wife has?

[Anonymous No.51013912]

>>51013875

>SWE

Quit making shit up

[Anonymous No.51013932]

>>51012482

>hair tools

Which ones? Or does a comb count?

[Anonymous No.51013944]

>>51013884

Howdy Bruce

[Anonymous No.51013946]

>>51013932

A single pair of scissors shared between all those broads without a drop of Barbicide in sight

[Anonymous No.51013961]

>>51012305
oh the local top with a 5% drawdown you mean?
I also read the big short how did you know?

[Anonymous No.51013988]

>>51012184
Are you fucking kidding me? 90% of these people contribute no real benefit to the company. Diversity hires and corporate hug boxes is not sustainable in a recession. These people will find out that you can't work a cushy job while providing no real value in hard times.

[Anonymous No.51014012]

>>51012208
this
when recession deepens, companies that survive will be those that can recognize talent and hold onto it
these shitty workers are surviving purely on Fed printing life support for zombie corporations

[Anonymous No.51014090]

>>51013878
it's certainly more impressive than miles of cornfields, cletus.

[Anonymous No.51014136]

someone posted on /biz/ one time that wealthy companies will hire hot women just to be around. They won’t tell the hot women they exist to only be hot, but that’s what they are there for. You give them simple tasks, if any, but they are just candy for the execs and actual workers to enjoy the presence of. Sometimes the women even have a degree in something relevant but they are brought on board only so there’s pretty people to look at

[Anonymous No.51014184]

they'll become good companies after they are forced by the market to adopt meritocracy

[Anonymous No.51014265]

>>51012223
>Who's going to fix IT issues if they fire them?
Do you unironically think the girl in the webm is fixing anything?

[Anonymous No.51014283]

>>51012223
>Who's going to fix IT issues if they fire them?

"tech company" people are just jews and people with insider connections doing work that's 90% pointless to society.

IT issues get fixed by sweaty neckbeards who got made fun of in highschool and have 800 hours on TF2

[Anonymous No.51014308]

>>51013776
I know, white people are awesome.

[Anonymous No.51014315]

>>51014136
my current startup is close to 50% women.. Should I be concerned? Most of them are in engineering

[Anonymous No.51014339]

>>51012184

This is an HR roastie shilling her office isn't it?

[Anonymous No.51014352]

Reminder that you only post this because you know you are fucked. T. Electrician

[Anonymous No.51014626]

>>51012184
>Cool perks
>Free food

This is coming from a leach when I say that's not a perk

[Anonymous No.51014729]

>>51012223
sir....

[Anonymous No.51014756]

>>51012184
Of course. Until I automate it ;)

[Anonymous No.51014822]

>>51012184
only true at profitable companies, most tech companies especially younger and smaller ones are not profitable

[Anonymous No.51014833]

>>51012184
You IT fucks are in for a rude awakening. When the world economy collapses, there will be no more need for your autism. Also, the women in this little video does not actually do any tech work. She is likely doing this to try to market tech work to females. I also find it funny that the guy working at the food bar was a black guy. Nice to see that the racism is still strong in liberal strongholds.

[Anonymous No.51014901]

I love women so much it's unreal. Cheers from Canada

[Anonymous No.51015055]

>>51014833
so true, I bet they don’t even pay that black man and make him work for free too! I bet he hates cooking

[Anonymous No.51015063]

>go to work
>fuck around in the hathroom with a straightening iron, have breakfast then make a tiktok while bar nigger mixes you a drink
How do I get a job like this, lads? If shit like this actually exists then I can confirm that trades are a meme

[Anonymous No.51015441]

>>51013717
>exposed brick walls!

[Anonymous No.51016053]

>>51012482
LA nigger is that you? homie you got camping tents and heroin needles stacked like a garbage dump on the sidewalks

[Anonymous No.51016059]

>>51012482
>>51013776
*

[Anonymous No.51016065]

>>51015063
be a woman

[Anonymous No.51016093]

>>51015063
Have you tried being a 7/10 girl or an autistic Chinese/white guy?

[Anonymous No.51016104]

Her ass is too fat. Scorn.

[Anonymous No.51016142]

>>51016104
>Her ass
built for lovin, touchin and squeezin

[Anonymous No.51016528]

>>51012482
woah based

[Anonymous No.51016606]

>>51016093
I am an autistic white male but my job is electrical fitter where I have to fix heavy machinery constantly and don't get any of the things in op's mini movie. Wat do?
>>51016065
Iwnbaw

[Anonymous No.51016609]

>>51012184
If where I worked was this comfy I'd probably be less likely to slack off thinking about my next break. I did well in classes that were lax like this. People tend to be more productive when they're not treated like dogshit. Sweden. Denmark. Etc... My dad's old company was like this, record profits from his particular manufacturing plant, but the company merged with another, took away benefits, bullied anyone over 40, and everyone retired since the business was filled with mostly 60-70 year olds. Bring your kid to work day was one of the funnest ever. We got to see how the machinery worked and eat cotton candy. Disappeared overnight.

[Anonymous No.51016620]

>>51016606
Sounds like you work for men that don't have infinite 0% interest loans so I think you're cooked fren

[Anonymous No.51016640]

>>51014833
Don't be retarded. Ride the IT train for the $ and have another skill or two on the side for worst case scenario.

[Anonymous No.51016683]

>>51012482
What job you do from home?

[Anonymous No.51016709]

>>51012521
>marketing
Marketing is the most important aspect of a business though. But i doubt anyone who actually works in marketing is doing anything beyond buying google ads and filming mixed race family videos with said product included.

[Anonymous No.51016740]

Good thickness on this, nice shape, not fat, little thigh gap, good fit size, not hot enough in the face to be smug. Would probably work hard in the sack

Good fuck material

[Anonymous No.51016778]

>wait how is this sustainable?
>*see autistic asian programmer at the sandwich bar*
kek

[Anonymous No.51016789]

>>51013884
>when she’s older
She already is struggling with her weight. She obviously works out that plump ass, and small tits, yet she ain't fit looking. Tit implants would probably fix that, or dropping another 5kg.

[Anonymous No.51016793]

>>51016609
Same desu. My work was bought out by an American company and it just wasn't the same after that. Pay rises became very few and far between. Relaxed work culture disappeared and replaced with by the minute micro managing. Friday drinks gone because it's "not profeessional".
I just don't understand these decrepit old boomer fucks who just don't get it through their thick skulls. Give people the illusion of them not being slaves at work and they'll do right by you. I can tell you easily my productivity plummeted down to the bare minimum when the place changed hands because I no longer gave a fuck.

[Anonymous No.51016811]

>>51013884

I bring treats to the HR department every week and leave them on the table so they gain weight and are miserable to the C level and then I go compliment them and get them to do things for me.

I will never lose the corporate game.

[Anonymous No.51016815]

>>51014315
Do they actually do stuff or are the founder(s) just perverts? I'd be concerned

[Anonymous No.51016839]

>>51012184
>cool perks
>shit people normally own in their homes

[Anonymous No.51016865]

>>51012305
its kind of true how that’s the case in the end stage of every civilization that’s infected with feminism.

[Anonymous No.51016881]

>>51016865

Maybe someone is playing the long game a poisoning these companies with low IQ and women.

[Anonymous No.51016897]

>>51013717
It’s the opposite idiot. Cities get boring fast, nature not so much

[Anonymous No.51016939]

>>51013776
>brutalist identical concrete/glass towers
>ingenuity of man
So many fucking retards it feels like r*ddit
>>51013861
>I’m heckin relevant because niggers riot in my city
>>51014090
>ugly fields of concrete is more impressive than literal nature
so fucking impressive making copy pasted of shitty cages for human cattle

[Anonymous No.51016953]

>>51012184
KILL. ALL. WOMEN.

[Anonymous No.51016958]

>>51013750
>most hard projects that I have to out-source I can get it done for around $200 dollars

Can you expand on this? I am building a B2B software company based on some esoteric AI shit I developed, but I am alone and I was afraid of not being able to afford the more bread and butter parts of the software that I might have to deploy on the client's side, like a web based dashboard gui or our proprietary amazon cloud server sending recalibrated data to the client everyday.

[Anonymous No.51016969]

>>51016811
very nice

[Anonymous No.51016982]

>>51016969

I also make 50 bucks a day selling smokes outside to the bums. 3 bucks a dart.

I basically control an army of semi street people.

So it pays for the treats.

[Anonymous No.51016983]

>>51016811
That would be genius if it didn't come off as obvious flattery / asslicking

[Anonymous No.51017005]

>>51012554
Checked and based. Feel you swe bro

[Anonymous No.51017011]

>>51016983

It’s not, it’s more passive then active. I don’t let them see me bring the donuts and shit, it’s just on a community table they can take it off, they don’t know who brings it, and it’s more like “you gals always do a great job” type of shit, not anything serious. Basically just being nice instead of cold and jaded like everyone else.

It’s not a pretentious as it sounds.

[Anonymous No.51017012]

>>51016881
They do play a long game but the game is “we pay females to go to work, be whores on weekends and be unable to find husbands who earn more, instead of marry and have kids”

Those useless jobs are daycare for females

[Anonymous No.51017023]

>>51016982
What is your job mate, sounds like you’re having lots of fun there. Ever tried to redpill some of the bums?

[Anonymous No.51017033]

>>51012184
lol

[Anonymous No.51017046]

>>51013877
Couldn't

[Anonymous No.51017051]

>>51012184
Uhh.. so we've noticed you've been taking advantage of the free cereal and candy, but uhh.. are you going to do any work around here? What? You don't know anything about tech? Then why tf are you here REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51017073]

>>51012184
You yanks don't realize what's happening to your country do you? It's not collapsing, your economy is not in dire straights. Your country is soaking up every last morsel of wealth left in the west. So long as the money printer stays on, within a couple of years, you will be able to purchase all of Europe's assets for what would be cents on the dollar in today's money as they desperately try to stead the ship in the face of their currencies collapsing. When everyone flees to the dollar demand for dollar denominated assets and dollar denominated goods rises and you control the money printer. Your country is thriving at the moment. The problem comes later when you have no value left to soak up and the money printing that you rely on becomes a burden not a boon like you're seeing in Europe.

[Anonymous No.51017087]

Maybe. I make 180k in one remote job. Just started another remote job for 120k

Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.51017095]

>>51017073
>your country
You misspelled Jews. They designed the system to collapse and now they’re pumping as much wealth for themselves as possible. This is their exit liquidity, except they won’t leave goyims alone after it’s done.

[Anonymous No.51017123]

>>51017087
Bullshit. No fucking way.

[Anonymous No.51017130]

>>51012184
Green energy. Government subsidizing the fuck out of it.

[Anonymous No.51017165]

>>51017095
I demand 6 mins of your life. No doubt jews will be the downfall of your country but you have a short, sharp golden age ahead of you and the greatest melt up ever seen about to take off into orbit (which is your cue to get as much BTC and GOLD as possible).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxzy3sLs4Bs

[Anonymous No.51017186]

>>51012184
Based. No one needs mechanical engineers. JavaScript developers will make million dollar annual salaries while mechanical engineer monkeys will be salary mogged by Walmart wagies. Why don't they go beat some cars with wrenches and hammers maybe they would make more money as monkey mechanics and get actual respect on biz and g.

[Anonymous No.51017239]

>>51012184
Lmao, she's clearly the office bicycle hired to fuck everyone in the office but also to rat in anyone who shit talks the company or goes behind the boss man's back. She's ultimately a spy, an informat that if I was working there would avoid.

[Anonymous No.51017273]

>>51016958
>>51013750
Spill the beans, nigger

[Anonymous No.51017329]

>>51012184
reminder that all ur fucking tech means nothing when we get EMP'd. Learn to build something with your hands, stupid codemonkey

[Anonymous No.51017384]

>>51014315
>most of them are in engineering

Don’t worry anon most of them are probably busted. STEM women usually are lmao.

[Anonymous No.51017409]

>>51012482
>log in at 9
>do 2 hrs of work each day
>research/invest in new projects
>day trade
>save money on gas
>save vehicle depreciation rate
this is where the true power lies. You literally save more money AND make more money because you're not getting your time wasted doing cuck shit like commuting and sitting on firewalled corporate networks

[Anonymous No.51017412]

>>51016958
>>51017273
If you're looking for where to find help, I used Russian forums, so you might be out of luck due to a language barrier

[Anonymous No.51017433]

>>51013776
LA has less than a decade until it vanishes from this existence

[Anonymous No.51017454]

>>51017412
I have a good Belarusian friend who is a programmer, if you point me out he can read the stuff for me and help me.
Also, I use rutracker just based on google translation and I do fine.

[Anonymous No.51017459]

>>51016053
LA is a sea of middle class people trying to live their lives in decent neighborhoods, dotted with pockets of extreme poverty and extreme wealth. It's just like any other city in the US.