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51008593 No.51008593 [Reply] [Original]

Hey crypto DORKS. What colour is your Bu-Gay-tee?

>> No.51008602

Rental cars do not count, chumpo

>> No.51008613

waste of money
>yeah but i have money to waste
you're just boring and not creative

i'll take a honda civic and spend the rest some other way. fucking bugatti suck a dick

>> No.51008632

>>51008593
It's actually pronounced 'Bu-Gah-Tee' and it's Black Blue-M if you're interested.

>> No.51008634

>>51008613
This. id rather hire 100 hookers for a pool party

>> No.51008640

>>51008593
i had to take out some leftover veggies to the composte in my back yard and it was completely dark and the composte is quite far away so i got to thinking like "damn its dark and i should get my phone" and then i imagined tate saying "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY?" and i went on with it lol

>> No.51008643

This guy gona have his Bugatti and assets seized at this rate. Media after him now

>> No.51008658

>>51008593
Fucking kids at work talk about this guy now. Shilled harder than childporn at a bar mitzvah.

>> No.51008662

>>51008640
And that's how you end up breaking your leg, also who the fuck is Tate you weirdo?
>Imagining making a task harder than it ought to be based on the preconceptions of some 'Tate' (fictional?) Character saying it is what a 'pussy' would do.
Could never be me. Safety first faggot.

>> No.51008934

>>51008593
how many girlfriends do you have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBg3dj4D93M

>> No.51008936

Even if I had 100m I wouldn't stupid shit like a Bugatti

>> No.51008940

What color is your hair lmao

>> No.51008951

>>51008593
Stop shilling this mutt you faggots.

>> No.51008964

>>51008940

damn

>> No.51008979

>>51008593
My Chevy Malibu is Rentacar white.

>> No.51009145

>>51008593
>this mutt retard being forced all over the boards
Look at that tiny cranial velocity, no wonder he thinks shilling his tiny head on 4chan will do anything more than have him be ruthlessly mocked for not calling out (((them))) and being a civic nationalist cuck, a mutt in a suit LARPing as a successful business man.

Shill me a bsc play before this boring faggot.

>> No.51009154

>>51008940
Savage

>> No.51009161

>>51008934
>girlfriends
Are you a faggot?

>> No.51009567

>>51008634
I know that's what the "influencers" do, but that must be super awkward. A party full of people you paid to be there. You do your couple of instagram pictures, and then what? Sleep with one of them maybe, and then what? Everybody probably just sits around on their phones, waiting for you to say then can go now.

>> No.51009595

>>51008593
Is that Andrew Tate?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Luton Premier Inn. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Andrew Tate screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Tate and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Andrew Tate, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Tate stole my heart and drank my seed.

>> No.51009625

>>51008593
The colour of love.

>> No.51009711

>>51008593
I ride the special bus sir. Please leave us alone before one of us spikes your cigar with risin

>> No.51009823

>>51008593
Is he good at chess

>> No.51009837

>>51008613
i would rather leverage trade 3m than spend it on a buggatti is this bad.

>> No.51009867

>>51008593

He actually makes a lot of money in various ways unlike 99.9 percent of the leverage and bear cucks on this board.

>> No.51010007

>>51009867
did he really get barebacked in a Luton Premier Inn?

>> No.51010025

op you sound like a geek, you look like a geek. So you must be a GEEK