/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50999487]

SNAP edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50997192

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.50999556]

Perfect edition. All the Mumus are going to be applying for Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program benefits this time next month.

[Anonymous No.50999570]

[Anonymous No.50999578]

>>50999556
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.50999582]

>this is what "power hour" looks like

[Anonymous No.50999586]

*****sluuuurp*****

[Anonymous No.50999588]

Looks like the bull run is resuming, bobo cant get spy below 422.

[Anonymous No.50999595]

my ghost is telling me SPY is setting up to make a double top monday morning

[Anonymous No.50999596]

>SOXL
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.50999597]

OXY is hardcarrying the entire energy complex rn fr fr

[Anonymous No.50999602]

I am almost green.

[Anonymous No.50999603]

>>50999556
Ideally exit pump Monday AM ->buy weekly spy puts. Atleast that's the way I'm gonna play it riding a couple $422C SPY calls for 8/22

[Anonymous No.50999615]

>*DING* *DING* *DING*
Well, anon, how'd it go today?

[Anonymous No.50999624]

>>50999615
Went all in SQQQ in the morning for a nice 3%

[Anonymous No.50999635]

>>50999615
NDX did not go back to 13400, not much gas left in my call warrant next week until liquidation

[Anonymous No.50999637]

>>50999615

Up 160 bucks.

EuA siga announcement this weekend.

[Anonymous No.50999640]

>>50999615
Good. Bought BBBY puts yesterday, ended by selling all but 5 of them.
Hoping it continues to dump on Monday.

[Anonymous No.50999642]

>>50999615
-8.1% after daily inflation btw

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.50999648]

>>50999615
Doubled up. G_d is giving me money so that I can go be with my Gookfu.

[Anonymous No.50999652]

How is /gme/ carrying on? How long will the delusional hold out?

[Anonymous No.50999655]

>>50999586
I will slurp sub 10.
Not buying your bags rajeel

[Anonymous No.50999664]

What is one thing you learned this week?

[Anonymous No.50999666]

What the FUCK I thought people bought stocks because they would profit off of it. I just entered the market with $4000 on Monday and am already down to $3500. What the FUCK? How am I supposed to know what stocks to buy?

[Anonymous No.50999670]

The best thing about not owning BBBY is that you will be able to enjoy the weekend not anxiously awaiting for Monday morning.

[Anonymous No.50999671]

>>50999642
It's okay just margin max and revenge trade

[Anonymous No.50999674]

I've been selling options and making way better returns than dividend stocks, but I feel like I won't have luck forever. Should I switch to dividend stocks while I'm ahead? Any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.50999682]

>>50999648
Why didn’t you sell. Or did you?

[Anonymous No.50999684]

>>50999615
I couldn't keep up with daily inflation...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.50999690]

>>50999682
The 10 grand is in cash so I can use it go to Korea.

[Anonymous No.50999701]

>>50999615
got stop triggered on my siganiga position yesterday. since then im 100% cashgang so feels good.

watched the open and was tempted but didnt do anything since i couldnt watch it whole time.

[Anonymous No.50999709]

>>50999664
That sunspots only affect solar flux by about 0.1%.

[Anonymous No.50999720]

>>50999684
He can't beat 0%

Hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.50999725]

>>50999671
>Robinhood
>hiding portfolio value
>recklessly gambling
yagmi

[Anonymous No.50999728]

leftover chicken teriyaki bowls for lunch today
made sure to get a good serving of veggies in there

[Anonymous No.50999729]

>>50999648
I just bought these calls right before the bell. Will I make it baglet?

[Anonymous No.50999733]

>>50999720

[Anonymous No.50999737]

>>50999615
>bounce status: swung
>profit status: maximum
>exposure status: increased
>bag status: loaded
blast me with piss faggots
I am ready to receive thy cum

[Anonymous No.50999742]

>>50999615
my puts went up 44% and back down to where I bought them at (which is okay because I loaded up for a VIX moonshot to increase the premiums)

[Anonymous No.50999748]

$ual

[Anonymous No.50999756]

>>50999720
Anon, July's inflation number is 8.5%. The government calculates that official stat and everything.

[Anonymous No.50999758]

>>50999664
A bunch of Hungarian words like "mozi" or "strand" from going on a Jucika comics binge

[Anonymous No.50999763]

So what's the technical reason that everything dumped until like 10am and then crabbed all day? Options all expiring at once for half an hour? Looks like volume was a good bit below average on a lot of things

[Anonymous No.50999770]

Whats the consensus on SIGA?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.50999771]

>>50999729
I doubt it gets to your break even, if we get any pump it'll be low volumed followed by lots of farting and high volume liquid shitting.

[Anonymous No.50999783]

>>50999763
opex
euro data
shmita coming closer
the dump will be memoryholed come monday

[Anonymous No.50999790]

>>50999770
Faggots can't keep it in their pants is the consuses

[Anonymous No.50999789]

>>50999770
Realistically overvalued by about 2x but trundling along on hopium for big contract and EUA news.

[Anonymous No.50999794]

>BBBY's price target is 68% below what it is now

[Anonymous No.50999798]

>>50999487
who the hell bought SNAP at $80

plus why does one of the top social media apps pump & dump like a crypto

[Anonymous No.50999802]

>>50999487
I lost so much money today on GSUN all while not being able to fomo into GCT.

I'M pretty fucked. What are some good 2x plays even if retarded and risky? I'm thinking weeklies on soxl or maybe going long on vix

[Anonymous No.50999806]

the mcdonalds shill in the last thread was right
I'm here right now for second lunch and its fucking packed

[Anonymous No.50999812]

>>50999798
Because it's no longer one of the top social media apps?

[Anonymous No.50999813]

>>50999725
I'm pretty diversified and most of my options are dated till October. I have enough green positions to bail out any margin call and enough dry powder in checking if something dumb happens. Was on a real good roll until being a bear this last month fucked my ass but in still holding those put bags that are coming back to life

[Anonymous No.50999816]

GigaChad Technology
Ticker: GCT

[Anonymous No.50999819]

>>50999733
>>50999756
its zero percent

say otherwize and papa biden will freeze your account

[Anonymous No.50999828]

>>50999806
>second lunch

[Anonymous No.50999831]

>>50999816
Galway Metals
Ticker: GAYMF

[Anonymous No.50999840]

>>50999666
You buy an ETF like VOO and hold it for 20 years.

[Anonymous No.50999843]

Guys it’s forming Le epic cup and handle right?

[Anonymous No.50999844]

>>50999771
Well can you give it a Jewish blessing for me, or would that actually be a curse?

[Anonymous No.50999846]

>>50999615
>Well, anon, how'd it go today
some fag posted that gsun was the next hkd. I got rugged from 90 to 50. lost most of my account. I have 1/3 of what I had last week. all I needed to do was close my positions and walk away.

[Anonymous No.50999852]

blackpill me on LEAPS

[Anonymous No.50999855]

>>50999844
you have dubs which is more then all you need
50% return incoming

[Anonymous No.50999864]

>>50999828
There is barely any food on that table.

[Anonymous No.50999867]

>>50999843
That’s quickly turning into a marge, if you just zoom into it right

[Anonymous No.50999872]

>>50999855
numericals hold greater power than whatever demon kikes worship btw
enjoy your returns

[Anonymous No.50999874]

>>50999852
Because of Biden fucking us with inflation and the Fed having their thumbs up their asses, you now need to include rho in your option Greek calculations.

[Anonymous No.50999875]

>>50999666
>999666
Maybe you are cursed. Look at your digits, fren

[Anonymous No.50999878]

>>50999852
imagine you bought leaps on soxl before it crashed back when it was at 50.

They would be worthless right now

[Anonymous No.50999884]

>>50999864
They’re the size of five year olds

[Anonymous No.50999887]

>>50999843
right side not high enough

[Anonymous No.50999886]

Long dated treasuries finally look like they are going higher after pricing in an immediate pivot.

[Anonymous No.50999889]

https://youtu.be/a1sf2CzEq0w

[Anonymous No.50999897]

>>50999886
stock go up or down?

[Anonymous No.50999902]

>>50999878
Why would buy LEAPs on a leveraged ETF to begin with?

[Anonymous No.50999908]

>>50999897
up until september 26th

[Anonymous No.50999909]

>>50999855
>>50999872
Thanks frens

[Anonymous No.50999910]

>>50999852
Buy itm leaps on indexes (or leveraged indexes). Wait for an Uber green/red week and buy the bottom with a lot of time. Average down on any extraordinary fuckery. Dump when the profits make you feel extra jewish.. you will know when your kike sense will start tingling and make you feel super greedy and smart.. this is your sell signal

[Anonymous No.50999914]

Help democrats are trying to turn me gay

[Anonymous No.50999919]

>>50999819

[Anonymous No.50999920]

>>50999812
isnt its revenue still mooning tho, where is the expenses for a selfie app kekw

[Anonymous No.50999930]

Okay, the $25 SIGA calls have expired worthless, Jews. You've had your fun, but It's grown up time now, $28 on Monday is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.50999933]

>>50999867
>>50999887
Ah shit! I’m still holding

[Anonymous No.50999939]

>put 3k into SIGA at 22.99
>threw in 1.5k into NOWRX
>bought 1k of LUNC at .00009

We will see if I make it in two years from now.

[Anonymous No.50999947]

>>50999615
-0.24% but it's all good cause I'm continuing my plan of buying a share a day of my current stack until I run out of money. Also I bought some new dinner plates from Target.

[Anonymous No.50999950]

>>50999586
So you're pricing in their capitulating and 180ing the entire company and laying off everyone as things get even worse? Deep value find.

[Anonymous No.50999957]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SPY HAS DROPED .01 IN AFTER HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50999965]

>>50999897
Consensus has little changed compared to last week. By a slight lead most bets are on a 50bp hike. Considering energies price is essentially accounted for.. Next cpi might break some bulls if we dont start losing 100k jobs a week.

[Anonymous No.50999972]

>>50999637
Basically.
Bags are loaded, ready for that sweet hot man load.

[Anonymous No.50999974]

But if you close your eyes
Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
And if you close your eyes
Does it almost feel like you've been here before?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
captcha: JNJ J4

[Anonymous No.50999987]

$ual calls
$uvix calls

[Anonymous No.51000014]

>>50999666
Nice digits reverse-double-reverse-satan.
You should be looking for puts to buy. Long dated enough that you can comfortably catch the coming meltdown.

[Anonymous No.51000015]

nice melt up, bullfags

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.51000032]

>>50999972
You really think that the democrats are going to do shit about monkiepox? The ONLY reason Trump did anything about covid was to scape goat the recession that the bond market already baked into the cake. It backfired on him when he did, but there's no way this administration will admit to any public health emergency. Look at covid. I've had more people out of the office because of this shit in the past 10 weeks than the previous 2 years, and it's not like anybody was bringing it in and getting everybody sick, it's been staggered.

[Anonymous No.51000038]

>>51000015
Steaks tonight?

[Anonymous No.51000055]

>>51000032
Have you ever fired anybody before?

[Anonymous No.51000084]

>>51000038
Filet mignon and a nice red wine.

[Anonymous No.51000085]

>>50999902
>would buy LEAPs on a leveraged ETF to begin with?
That isn't the point and also because massive returns. You have any idea how much you soxl 11c would go for right now at only 20?

Anyway aren't you tired of having this chop chop argument?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.51000114]

>>51000055
Yeah I've had to let a few people go over the years.

[Anonymous No.51000142]

>>51000032
>out of the office because of this shit in the past 10 weeks
that's called going on a summer vacation

[Anonymous No.51000143]

>>51000000

[Anonymous No.51000167]

>>51000143
lol

[Anonymous No.51000173]

>>51000032
>You really think that the democrats are going to do shit about monkiepox?
Yes
https://www.losangelesblade.com/content/files/2022/08/MPV-Funding-Support-Letter-8.18.22.pdf
California faggots like to fuck. A lot. Like weird shit. A lot of weird shit.
California owns the Democratic Party.
California doesn't want a second Biden term.
California is Kamala's home State.
Kamala wants the big chair.
LA and SF have the highest mpxv growth on the planet
Biden admnistration's mpxv response will be an issue in her candidacy.

If you think mpxv response being a major headline is anything other than a matter of time, you're dead fucking wrong. If you think TPOXX isn't in the midst of all of that nonsense, you're also dead wrong. SIGA has at least one more pump in her. It's just a matter of timing to maximize exposure at the right time so you don't get skullfucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq-S8CIU7VA

[Anonymous No.51000227]

>>51000114
Well I'll work fo ya for about tree fiddy. You can pay me cash, blow, shrooms, xanax bars, doge, and/or hookers

[Anonymous No.51000245]

>>50999999

>>51000000

[Anonymous No.51000257]

>>51000000

[Anonymous No.51000265]

>>51000173
They’ll literally use MPOX for mail in voting. Don’t even have to lockdown this time. “OMG I don’t want sores on my instagram!!” will be enough

[Anonymous No.51000299]

Zoom out on 3M. This is a useful and expected pullback from the previous two weeks gratuitous gains. I didn't expect so much bearish momentum into close, which suggests a continuation into early next week. It's funny to see stocks like COIN and ASAN get completely obliterated on days like this. Bought more calls, should finish setting up my position by Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.51000320]

>>51000299
What calls you buy on COIN?

[Anonymous No.51000343]

God dammit... I was up 20% earlier this month, but now only 9%
Fuck this week

[Anonymous No.51000342]

If BBBY pumps to $15 in AH I will get pinned for 5000 shares lmao

Pray for me

[Anonymous No.51000363]

>>51000342
It won't. It'll tumble down next week. Totally failed recovery from today's slamming

[Anonymous No.51000367]

>>51000342
After Hours aren't real.
They can't hurt you if they're not real.

[Anonymous No.51000369]

>>51000342
Nah you'll be fine. Even some cultists have lost faith and there's barely any copeposting

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.51000448]

>>51000342
Remember the cope posting from those herp derps over at le reddit? Ryan Cohen sold his whole stack, it's unironically over. This shit's going back to the ground. Also those soiboys over at le reddit won't find investing in a homegoods brick and mortar as appealing as investing in the place where they buy their video games.

[Anonymous No.51000476]

>>51000448
What you spending your degenerate gambling winnings from today on?

[Anonymous No.51000492]

>>50999666
>entered with $4k
>already lost $500
>hasn't found out about PDT yet...but he will


This is why you need $25K to play the game or more disposable income, not rent money.

Thanks for holding my bags, fren.

[Anonymous No.51000508]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.51000528]

>Pasts

[Anonymous No.51000533]

Why is baggot still here? Market is CLOSED

[Anonymous No.51000534]

>>51000508
Your future is bright

[Anonymous No.51000536]

>>51000320
I actually didn't buy COIN, rather PLTR $9 calls with a 9/23 expiry. They took a massive 41% hit today. There's a chance PLTR touches 7 with a continued downtrend, which is why I didn't complete my position.

On COIN, crypto markets have been too shaky. I wouldn't consider touching it until mid next week or if it went lower than 70.

[Anonymous No.51000549]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.51000559]

>>51000265
I mean... it's basically this.
COVID fucks up your lungs and shortens your lifespan. Nobody cares old people and you can't see your lungs.
MPXV fucks up your face and your asshole. In California, these are two of your most valuable commodities.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.51000573]

>>51000476
plane ticket from providence rhode island to seoul sk

[Anonymous No.51000599]

>>51000573
Damn that's a long time to wear a suffocating mask

[Anonymous No.51000623]

>>51000534
Thanks, bro. With kindness like that, yours is too.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.51000628]

>>51000599
no just carry a cup with a straw and put the straw in your mouth at any time some one mentions something. ezpz

[Anonymous No.51000633]

>>51000559
>fucks up your lungs and shortens your lifespan.
breathing in anything that isn't clean air does this

[Anonymous No.51000721]

best broker in Canada?

[Anonymous No.51000764]

how do i get started with dividend stocks? i have 20k to invest and I'd like to learn how to identify good dividend stocks and get a small passive income stream coming in

[Anonymous No.51000778]

what THE FUCK went wrong today fucking kike scammers!

[Anonymous No.51000806]

>>51000764
wait for the crash

[Anonymous No.51000807]

>>51000721
to trade what?

[Anonymous No.51000818]

>>51000764
Look at what the dividend aristocrats etf is holding and buy that

[Anonymous No.51000833]

Dividend stocks

[Anonymous No.51000848]

>>51000559
Wait till school starts. Incel Brandon will infect Stacy at school with mpox and it’ll be national news. Parents will be 10X worse with mpox.
Another thing is testing. If they ramp testing up again MDs will literally diagnose MPOX when it’s acne. PCR is fraudulent.

[Anonymous No.51000852]

>>51000807
>>51000833

[Anonymous No.51000862]

>>51000833

[Anonymous No.51000891]

I enjoy dividends. They take care of my bills often.

[Anonymous No.51000905]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I held over weekend Now I have to wait til Monday morning to see if we gap up, down, or crab
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51000911]

>>51000721
>>51000833
I've been using Wealthsimple it's bretty good

[Anonymous No.51000912]

>>51000806
yeah i plan on waiting i just want to get a good idea of how to pick em

[Anonymous No.51000913]

>>51000862
I am prone to gambling and losing money

[Anonymous No.51000929]

>>51000891
are you the KO boomer?

[Anonymous No.51000939]

>>51000852
wealthsimple, Disnat or National Bank direct brokerage. They all offer no fee trading but they make their money off you using forex if you trade on US markets so you need a USD denominated account and a way to deposit USD into without going through them.

[Anonymous No.51000956]

>>51000891
i feel like even just making an extra $50 a month would be nice

[Anonymous No.51000965]

>>51000848
Well... the long and short of it is that it basically has to come down to hysteria and it has to be politicized.

TPOXX is stupid expensive. Like... stupid expensive. Governments won't spend the money unless they feel they must, or if it is in the self-interest of politicians to do so.
https://twitter.com/drmemebull/status/1560632175883845632

The US already has a large stockpile
https://endpts.com/the-[THE BAD WORD]-treatment-and-whats-coming-a-conversation-with-the-ceo-making-tpoxx/

So that demand probably has to come from abroad, or it has to kick up like crazy at home. In other words: need an outbreak in schools, or in rich white European countries. Outbreaks in places like India or China don't help because each person is worth less than a course of TPOXX.

[Anonymous No.51000986]

>>51000912
Buy companies that sell items with innelastic demand

Cola
Cigs
Defense
etc

[Anonymous No.51000992]

Who here sold volatility on shitcos? I sold a bear call spread on SAVA two days ago and have come out today with 60% of the spread already fucking captured, lmao.
IV crush raped all the may-may stock baggies today

[Anonymous No.51001002]

>>51000986
McDonald's is recession proof correct

[Anonymous No.51001008]

>>51000956
There is a EM bond ETF that pays ~0.3% monthly

[Anonymous No.51001009]

>>51000891
same

[Anonymous No.51001013]

>>51000986
>Cola
>Cigs
It's 2022 people still consume that literal poison?

[Anonymous No.51001026]

>>51001013
yes kang

[Anonymous No.51001045]

if you had a bad trading day just go look at wsb reddit, my sides are short squeezing from all the copium

[Anonymous No.51001046]

Well I have some bad news bros. After a long time of patching up my shit Ford with minor repairs, the piece of shit is bad enough to where I'm going to have to take it to the dealership to get the brakes, rotors, calipers, advance trac sensors, and windshield all replaced. This means I'm going to have to liquidate my entire stock portfolio monday because those repairs are probably going to run me a couple grand. This is a very disappointing moment, and if I'm not investing, there is no reason to make the updates. I'm going to have to start all over again from the beginning. So much for quitting my job in January. So this is goodbye for a while. Keep fighting the good fight.

[Anonymous No.51001051]

>>51000965
Yeap. First sentence is it. If they run with it then SIGA explodes. If not then it dies.

[Anonymous No.51001056]

>>51001046
Okay. Cool. What stocks u like.

[Anonymous No.51001057]

>>51001046
Gee, if only hadn't wasted all of your money buying a black mannequin

[Anonymous No.51001065]

>>51001026
yeah, that's a man 4 sure

[Anonymous No.51001083]

>>51001046
F.

[Anonymous No.51001090]

>>51001046
>brakes, rotors, calipers, advance trac sensors
just do it yourself instead of going get jewed by a dealership

[Anonymous No.51001096]

Uh uranium bros? What went wrong?

[Anonymous No.51001095]

>>51001013
People will always be addicted to tobacco/nicotine and soda.
I shouldn't need to explain why people get addicted to the former, but people underestimate how addictive some soda can be to people.

In fact, soda (diet colas) are used by recovering alcoholics or druggie to stave off their addictions. You're an alcoholic who is craving a beer or a shot? Drink a diet coke instead. My old boss who was a Wall Street trust attorney was addicted to vodka in his younger days and he said that diet soda and sparkling water helped him get over his crazy drinking habits

[Anonymous No.51001108]

>that GCT today.
How long do you think it's going to take them to cut everyone's legs off and rug pull everyone?

[Anonymous No.51001107]

>>51001046
probably could have paid for the repairs with the amount of money you've lost with the online casinos

[Anonymous No.51001112]

>>51001096
10 years too early

[Anonymous No.51001115]

>>51001090
facts, all the brake work can all be done from home and the sensors arent even worth replacing

[Anonymous No.51001130]

>>51001090
Genuinely don't know how and I don't have time to learn because of work. I don't know, if it ends up being cheaper than I expect it might not require me to liquidate my account, but the windshield alone is probably going to cost me $600. I'll keep you posted. If I'm not around the thread than you can assume I got liquidated. I fucking hate cars almost as much as I hate women.

[Anonymous No.51001147]

>>51001046
At least research a good mechanic on google and yelp. In my experience they're usually in industrial parks by major highways. But make sure they have quantity (at least hundreds, preferably thousands) and quality of reviews.

[Anonymous No.51001148]

>>51001130
Cars > women this is not debatable bro

[Anonymous No.51001167]

>>51001148
you can't cum inside a car's tight wet holes

[Anonymous No.51001168]

>>51001046
Stop sulking you fat bastard. Also the last two anons are right. Stop gambling on the casino, at least for the foreseeable future and before you get your car to the dealership find a way to minimize costs by changing things yourself. Take your shitbox to a mechanic to see the problems, buy some chink parts and do the work yourself. Keep some pocket change and gamble in the stock market. And this >>51001147, decent mechanics are around industrial areas. Fucks sage fatso, stop being a pussy

[Anonymous No.51001173]

>>51001130
how are you not covered for glass with your insurance

[Anonymous No.51001187]

>>51001167
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mechaphilia

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE

[Anonymous No.51001190]

>>51001115
>Fact, anything can be done yourself if you have the right tools and know how.
You could probably recreate the Nashville bombing out of stuff in your garage or build your own gun or make a working flying paramotor or...
Yes everything is easy when you already know how

[Anonymous No.51001219]

>>50999664
That FOMO is exactly how you lose money.

[Anonymous No.51001222]

>>51001190
mate, all you need to change anything related to your brakes is a jack, an impact drill and a hammer/mace if it's really rusted.

[Anonymous No.51001244]

>>51001167
That sounds like a (You) problem

[Anonymous No.51001260]

>>50999939
>>put 3k into SIGA at 22.99
>>threw in 1.5k into NOWRX
>>bought 1k of LUNC at .00009
>We will see if I make it in two years from now.

[Anonymous No.51001264]

Yen rally probably starting soon. Nikkei being already on top of game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCyF-NPcnBo

[Anonymous No.51001283]

microsoft and apple not looking too good after hours lads

[Anonymous No.51001303]

>>51001147
Should be able to find someone decent as a mechanic for a ford
>>51001130
I bought pic related in July 2020. Was forced to live in LA after college. I had some “friendly Compton resident” rear end me on the highway the same week I lost my first job out of college. Jogga hit and ran ofc.
>>51001148
I asked my gf at the time to take a pic of the dudes license plate right as it happened. I even stepped out of my car to check the back and see my bumper was fucked. Pull over to the side of the highway and this dude just keeps on driving. I ask my gf if she got his plate and she says “no I was in shock I didn’t grab it”
I would have grabbed had I known like fuck.
Legit rear ended on Sunday and fired on Thursday. That was rough.
>also had my car broken into in nice DTLA apartment with gated garage and $100 a month parking spot
>they stole work boots for the job I had a month after my company paid for them
>9 months later
>pick gf up from airport
>Lyft driver stoner side swipes my car when I’m parked in the pickup lane
>claims it’s all my fault
>happened at the airport with cameras everywhere
>$1000 deductible
>insurance company is so inept they never asked the airport for footage
>I even talked to the airport police and he said yeah you can’t request footage personally your insurance has to do it
>they never do
>ping them legit 10 times asking if they requested footage
>lady staffed on my case is grossly incompetent and even asks me for the airport police department phone number
>still out my $1000 10 months later
Worst part was my insurance contacted his personal insurance. Nothing happened so I called them my selves. They’re like oh since he was driving for Lyft your insurance needs to go through all state not us.
>my insurance didn’t even know this
>tfw it’s USAA
>tfw it’s supposed to be the best
Get in a fender bender post 9/11 and people still don’t ask the airport for footage like what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.51001332]

>>51001303
damn bro get out of that shithole of LA

[Anonymous No.51001333]

>>51001283
It's not really looking like anything substantial. Next week will have some fun though, OpEx finna be super volatile.
OpEx day (today) is usually not as volatile as the couple of days right after it

[Anonymous No.51001334]

>>51001303
that's why i bought a dashcam

[Anonymous No.51001340]

>>50999487

>Go ahead.

>Make the bull case, /smg/.

[Anonymous No.51001354]

>>51001303
The insurance company probably knows exactly what it's doing, stalling, playing dumb, send you on wild goose chases though layers of bureaucracy, etc. Until you just give up

[Anonymous No.51001360]

steady decline over two fiscal quarters

>everything is fine

hope you all sold

[Anonymous No.51001380]

>>51001340
>Finland pm takes drug test after video

w-what the fuck.........

[Anonymous No.51001392]

>>51001008
anon there an etf that does 7.5% yearly or 0.6% monthly

[Anonymous No.51001406]

Guys I put my whole account into UVXY at the very top with 5x leverage.

(My whole account is 5k USD, I lost my shirt in February swinging SOXL)

[Anonymous No.51001408]

>>51000905
We go up
DVRK green

[Anonymous No.51001410]

I bought various calls and bullish spreads for next week right before close today. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.51001430]

>>51001303
I'm going to have my dad take a look at it this weekend but he's getting old and this shit frankly isn't his problem it's mine. I only take my shit to the dealership because if I have to drag my ass out of bed super early and sit in a waiting room for 5 hours, my shit better be done right. There is a massive shortage of mechanics in Michigan and all the good mechanics work for the dealerships. You get what you pay for.

[Anonymous No.51001436]

>>51001380
Daily reminder:

FT is a pay site (if you click on a link on the front page it takes you to a "hey you should pay for this" website instead of the article) but if you simply put any given article title into google and click the google link, you can see the whole article for free. idk why this happens, but im not questioning it.

[Anonymous No.51001447]

>>51001392
AMLP?

[Anonymous No.51001456]

Where did everybody go? I have nothing to do until next paycheck, so here is a cute picture of power.

[Anonymous No.51001481]

>>51001406
>going long on volatility
>going long on LEVERAGED volatility

anon...

>https://sixfigureinvesting.com/2016/10/is-shorting-uvxy-tvix-vxx-the-perfect-trade/

[Anonymous No.51001483]

>>51001436
Thanks anon
>>51001380
And this is a developing story buyt euros are such cucks they willl scoff it or try to sweep it under the rug. Fucking faggots can't someone nuke us already

[Anonymous No.51001489]

>>50999789
>not understanding that the United States is a Third-World country full of niggers and their diseases which are easily spread by faggots
>not understanding that faggots rape children
>not understanding that niggers fuck each other in prison (where they belong, btw) and resume heterosexual lifestyles when released from their cages
>not understanding that faggots like yourself won't be able to take pridepox vaccines due to compromised immune systems
I'm long on S1GA and deep in your mom.

[Anonymous No.51001492]

>>51001436
>the world is watching

[Anonymous No.51001521]

I have 10k lying around.

[Anonymous No.51001523]

>>51001481
The play is going to be 2 months long max, not worried about interest losses or whatever.

[Anonymous No.51001526]

>>50999806
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS gives me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.51001530]

>>51001483
the only drugs i do are coffee (during the workweek) and alcohol/weed (during the weekend only). i kinda want to get into politics when im in my 40's and just make this common knowleddge about myself, because i'll never do any other drugs. im very happy with this setup and im an electrical engineer.

[Anonymous No.51001537]

>>50999864
Pretty sure they'd already eaten him out of house and home. That's also just a snack for them.

[Anonymous No.51001549]

Let's say you wanted to buy a leap instead of shares. You'd want to buy something deep ITM (so you minimize your leverage) and roll it out around 6 months from expiry (so you're not eaten alive by theta). Is that right?

[Anonymous No.51001556]

>>51001492
>“I consider these accusations to be very serious and, though I consider the demand for a drug test unjust, for my own legal protection and to clear up any doubts, I have taken a drug test today, the results of which will come in about a week.”

idk why we all of a sudden care so much about Finland, but while we're on the subject: what do you think the results will be? any bets? considering she's a certified qt im wondering if she does anal tbhwy

[Anonymous No.51001558]

>>50999828
I went to McDonald's on Wednesday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the car park and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the car park of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

[Anonymous No.51001572]

>>51000891
Literally just sell covered calls on etfs

[Anonymous No.51001576]

>>51001549
Why would you roll it out lol? Just time the market bro. Capture the move and sell.

[Anonymous No.51001582]

how do I start a rabbi trust?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/wells-fargo-botched-occidental-stock-220342767.html

[Anonymous No.51001588]

>>51001523
anon...

you SHORT volatility. it is both a mean-reverting phenomenon and has shit like in contango working against it. it always goes down. it ALWAYS goes down. you short the spikes you fucking retard, you NEVER long volatility unless you're literally clairvoyant (PROTIP: you're not literally clairvoyant). read the fucking article i posted you fucking mong, holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.51001591]

>>51001526
>>51001558
Clown World
Clown Mascot

y didn't i see it sooner... I kneel Ronal-san

[Anonymous No.51001596]

Anyone holding ASML?

[Anonymous No.51001604]

>post-presents

[Anonymous No.51001611]

>>51001576
I'd like to try holding a leap for decades.

[Anonymous No.51001612]

>>51001556
>what do you think the results will be
big nothingburger

[Anonymous No.51001618]

>>51001588
This is a bit of a low-IQ take. Volatility is heteroskedastic and that's why hedge funds use GARCH now instead of the original Black-Scholes-Model.
Heteroskedasticity means that volatility doesn't mean revert as you think it does - volatility CLUSTERS. High vol begets more vol because of those fat tails.

I used to think exactly what you thought about volatility's mean reverting properties but I grew outta my Tastytrade phase! Don't fall for this myth that volatility is always shortable because it reverts to the mean eventually lol. Think of term risk and heteroskedasticity.

[Anonymous No.51001631]

>>51001530
I think the issue is whether she did drugs while she's pm, which I understand. The moralfaggotry is cringe tho but she's not the only one. Plenty of politicians do drugs and I happen to know a former pm from my country who was fucking shemales, idc.
I'm more pissed that you are an electrical engineer bc I fell for the mechanical engineering meme and I'm not even working as an engineer. I need to work on my insecurities.
/blog

[Anonymous No.51001637]

>>51001549
you buy atm or slightly itm with 365+ dte, and you write 30-45 dte otm calls/puts against it to reduce the extrinsic value.

[Anonymous No.51001638]

What's /smg/'s opinion on Swissquote?

[Anonymous No.51001640]

>>51001009
post portfolio

[Anonymous No.51001645]

>>50999828
wtf is this shite?

[Anonymous No.51001653]

>>51001640
its mostly voo, then some vxus, cwb, short term bonds

[Anonymous No.51001662]

He thinks volatility always mean reverts. He doesn't know about vol regime shifts. Lol.

[Anonymous No.51001683]

>>>/tv/172867074

[Anonymous No.51001689]

>>51001556
she will test negative but i find it interesting that she said that she handt "seen" anyone do drugs.
she will also keep her job although she is embarrasing as hell at this point. i think most finns agree with me on thay

[Anonymous No.51001692]

>>51001526
>I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
>Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS gives me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant

this literally never happened. nice LARP faggot. i know it's you.

[Anonymous No.51001695]

>>51001631
The drugs are one thing.
The fact that she's a woman PM who's cavorting with millionaire guys that aren't her husband is another. Impressionable girls in grown-up bodies that just look good first and do statesmanship second.
>>51001638
I hear you get a discount if you make your first deposit with leftover WWII Jewish gold

[Anonymous No.51001704]

>>51001611
You would be cool with paying the debit to roll every so often, for decades? If it's deep ITM the debit shouldn't be too bad because you're basically buying a calendar spread with little extrinsic value, but still.

[Anonymous No.51001705]

>>51001147
>good mechanic

...obisously, scotty kilmer :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biOXh6R3yuc

[Anonymous No.51001717]

>>51001692
I wish they would bring back the giant big macs

[Anonymous No.51001726]

>>50999664
That meme stocks are not to be trusted. Retards are still putting a million dollars into shit like BBBY that's on the way down to $5.

[Anonymous No.51001728]

Be Better.

>yeah, but...

BE. *clap* BETTER. *clap*

[Anonymous No.51001764]

>>51001591
it's "Ronald".

hello im drunk and i'll be here all night btw hahaha

[Anonymous No.51001771]

>>51001728
*90% of the money is pocketed by the company*
tee-hee

[Anonymous No.51001777]

>>51001662
>(You)

[Anonymous No.51001781]

>>51001526
Who doesn't enjoy the flame broiled taste of a Burger King Whopper? Lot's of people must because this place always has a nice crowd and the drive through is BUSY! But that doesn't mean a long wait. Service is fast and they always get it right!

Do you wan't ranch dressing to go with your new Satisfries? YES! Have it your way!
Wan't extra mayo! Of course precious..... HAVE IT YOUR WAY
Refill your drink 10 times. No problem! Have it your way!

Gilding the lily is the GLAM and hyper POSH new building! Imported black brick. Romantic and stylish lighting. Wifi? OF COURSE! PC Power outlets..... maybe 30 or more!

And the service! Sincere and sure to please! And some of the male managers are total honey-bunnies!

I go here at LEAST once a week!

[Anonymous No.51001783]

>>50999615
Red, but puts green ofcourse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlot0i3Zykw

[Anonymous No.51001791]

post financial youtube memes. you won't. no balls.

>what passive income video game character are you, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.51001799]

>>51001771
HEY! Non profit meant that the COMPANY makes 0 profits. And it takes considerable effort to keep it that way.

[Anonymous No.51001802]

>Friday night
What can I get you, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.51001803]

Is there a way to upvote comments on this site?

[Anonymous No.51001814]

>>51001803
Yes.

[Anonymous No.51001818]

>>51001802
That helium tank you keep in the cupboard

[Anonymous No.51001820]

>>51001791
I like wario, but I suck so I have to go with metal peach

[Anonymous No.51001825]

>>51001777
Hi.

[Anonymous No.51001829]

>>51001791

[Anonymous No.51001833]

>>51001802
Also, I can't be arsed with political "scandals" anymore. We both know how this plays out

[Anonymous No.51001842]

>>51001814
Really?

I don't see it.

I also don't see any usernames.

Btw I'm excited for Monday guys I have 1000 shares @ 29.37.

We're all in this together.

[Anonymous No.51001848]

>>51001802
another VT my good sir

[Anonymous No.51001855]

>>51001833
Sounds like you need a double.

[Anonymous No.51001857]

>>51001842
Have to get Gold Pass for 4chan.

It really improves your experience.

It can be used for 4channel too.

[Anonymous No.51001870]

SOME BBBY SUPPLIERS HAVE STARTED TO HALT SHIPMENTS DUE TO PRIOR UNPAID BILLS (bond debt payments) LMAO

[Anonymous No.51001874]

/smg/, i can program. can i really make money as a side hustle through programming? give it to me straight. im american and white if it makes a difference.

[Anonymous No.51001877]

>>51001046
>Ford

There’s your problem.

[Anonymous No.51001881]

>>50999664
That companies float their books using a nifty accounting trick called "absorbed costs".

[Anonymous No.51001892]

>>51001870
not surprising given yesterday's news
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-18/bed-bath-beyond-is-said-to-tap-kirkland-ellis-for-debt-help

[Anonymous No.51001893]

>>51001855
I've got enough on my plate and that double will end up becoming 2 bottles. I can't have another relapse. I'll have some cola ,thx.

[Anonymous No.51001899]

>>51001892
Its pretty insane that dogshit companies that are late on bond payments in the billions are squeezing

[Anonymous No.51001908]

>>51001791
>google this video title
>there are so many "8 passive income ideas for beginners videos" that I genuinely can't find it
its terrifying how much bad advice there is floating around for normies

[Anonymous No.51001919]

>>51001781
>wan't
I like that.

[Anonymous No.51001934]

>>51001899
this has been going on for almost 2 years, totally normal and healthy right

[Anonymous No.51001954]

>>51001899
just a sign that there is still too much money in the system and people have no problem chasing ponzis

[Anonymous No.51001959]

>>50999664
Greed is the cause of lost profits. Be very wary of meme shit since it might as well be a good way to get 20-30% increase of your investment but get the fuck out afterwards.

Also Chinese pump and dumps being good for instant 20% profit. Theyre targetting the same kind of bagholders who wants a get rich quick scenario when they artificially pump their own shit to 3 digit territory.

[Anonymous No.51001962]

>>51001908
is the video by Andrew Kirby bad, though?

[Anonymous No.51001978]

>>51001954
>just a sign that there is still too much money in the system and people have no problem chasing ponzis

how do i TA this shit for my own personal gain?

[Anonymous No.51001980]

>>50999674
No risk, no gain.

[Anonymous No.51001991]

>>51001802
bourbon on the rocks plz kind sir

[Anonymous No.51002004]

>>51001980
I've made some decent gains, just looking to reduce risk not eliminate it.

[Anonymous No.51002008]

For once I don't got much to say this time..

[Anonymous No.51002037]

>>51002008
thank god

[Anonymous No.51002040]

>>51002008
....wat?

[Anonymous No.51002052]

>>51001549
ITM leaps basically get you 1.5x-2x leverage on upside movements in the underlying.
You don’t roll these. If you end up in a position to roll you shouldn’t have bought a leap in the first place
>PMCC
>poor man’s covered call
>you can sell short term calls against your leap to collect some extra premium
Leaps are great. Back in 2020, Paul Pelosi bought 1-2M worth of AAPL Jan 2022 100 C’s. I tailed him in my Roth IRA and scooped two contracts.
In Jan 2022 I was up 70% on my two contracts.
Leaps are chill. I would recommend going ~30% ITM on them unless you have a great reason to be extra bullish on the stock. Longest expiration possible, minimum 365 days to expiration for long term cap gains treatment.
NVDA Jan ‘24 150 C’s are a good candidate for LEAPS for example. Earnings this week, other semis have been mixed who knows about NVDA specifically.

[Anonymous No.51002056]

>>51001978
These things are driven by greater by greater fool theory. You need to keep an eye out on popular forums to gauge interest and hype. Volume is a good indicator for hype and momentum. You can really look at BBBY volume/price action for what to look out for.

[Anonymous No.51002091]

>international is doing so bad that VT is sitting at 59% American
I wonder when the emerging market will finally hit a high enough GDP per Capita to have decent equity growth

[Anonymous No.51002106]

>>51002056
> You need to keep an eye out on popular forums to gauge interest and hype. Volume is a good indicator for hype and momentum.

i need more specific examples on entry and exit points based on whatever the fuck you're basing things off of.

[Anonymous No.51002152]

>>51002106
I don't trade these things, you'll have to develop your strategies yourself looking at past examples.

[Anonymous No.51002172]

>>51001908
Lol wait til you find out about Dave Ramsey

[Anonymous No.51002192]

>>50999487
AH LORD FRZA-SAMA
PLEASE HAVE MERCY

[Anonymous No.51002201]

>>51002172
Does Dave Ramsey operate a rabbi trust?

[Anonymous No.51002211]

You there. What is your passive income project?

[Anonymous No.51002215]

>>51002201
>((certain executives))

[Anonymous No.51002237]

>>51002211
worm farm

[Anonymous No.51002252]

>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rabbitrust.asp
>it's real
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51002259]

>>51002211
Sir I sell cash secured puts on stocks and etfs I want to own, sir.

[Anonymous No.51002266]

Quite literally, without any exaggeration, there is a stock symbol: GAYMF
GAY MOTHERFUCKER
Of course people here own it

[Anonymous No.51002292]

>>51002252
I have been giggling all day after discovering this

[Anonymous No.51002309]

>>51001046
KWAB

[Anonymous No.51002323]

how do i make $1mn?

[Anonymous No.51002327]

>>51002201
No he's just a boomer not Jewish as far as I can tell

[Anonymous No.51002337]

>>51002323
small loan of $500k from parents and do a 2x.

[Anonymous No.51002375]

future looks good

[Anonymous No.51002376]

>>51002323
Talk about how you made a million on youtube

[Anonymous No.51002433]

[Anonymous No.51002487]

>>51002323
Basically bro we'll 2x every day on deep otm SPY options for 15 days in a row. Here's the gist:
>1 100
>2 200
>3 400
>4 800
>5 1600
>6 3200
>7 6400
>8 12800
>9 25600
>10 51200
>11 102400
>12 204800
>13 409600
>14 819200
>15 1638400

[Anonymous No.51002495]

>>51002323
Get a $1 million loan, dont pay it back.

[Anonymous No.51002509]

>>51002433
>Americans never learn how to cook
>Takeout places raise their prices for inflation
>Dollar store still offers those body-sized cereals and potato chip bags
But of course.

[Anonymous No.51002541]

>>51002091
dollar milkshake and the heeming of oil prices without have a currency that they can just print to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.51002548]

>>51002323
Rob that kid in your pic.

[Anonymous No.51002572]

>>51001046
This sounds like a convenient excuse to cash out.

[Anonymous No.51002617]

>>50999664
I should DCA. Could have saved a lot of money...

[Anonymous No.51002648]

>>51002252
Good Lord... Hitler was right.

[Anonymous No.51002669]

New

>>51002663
>>51002663

[Anonymous No.51002682]

I bought WEBR just before close today, what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.51002709]

>>51002323
Step 1: Ask you dad for 1 million dollars
That's it

[Anonymous No.51002719]

>>51001046
Find a job m8, I fear unemployment is going to shoot up.

[Anonymous No.51002737]

>>51002719
John Rocker is a real life janitor, so you know

[Anonymous No.51002850]

>I'm out, just had a feeling about it dunno.

[Anonymous No.51004125]

>>50999974
Love bastille, simple as