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My wife has gained 50 pounds since we married two years ago, I no longer find her sexually attractive. How can I profit from this?

>> No.50997921

>>50997891
Stop buying food, or feed her and stream for big bucks. Verification not required.

>> No.50997941

>>50997891
Tell her she loses weight or you start putting $500 directly out of your paycheck into another account explicitly for full service massages at the local thai parlor.

>> No.50997974

>>50997891
show her old photos of you two and say:

>wow look how beautiful you looked!

>> No.50997990

All great ideas

>> No.50997994

>>50997974
that'll go over really well kek

>> No.50997996

>>50997891
You can't
Make your wallpaper a picture of her when she was presentable

>> No.50998015

Buy her a nice rich chocolate cake and tell her you love her just the way she is.

>> No.50998018

>>50997996
This I like the most.

>> No.50998019
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50998019

>>50997891
>How can I profit from this?
Already have

>> No.50998055

>gf has gained 10 lbs since we met
>stop having sex with her
>she asks me what's wrong and why I don't love her anymore
>say nothing and poke her belly a few times
>starts losing weight
Hopefully she actually sticks with it this time

>> No.50998247

>>50997891
take the Architect pill

>> No.50998298

>>50997996
Make sure she catches you jacking off to it too

>> No.50998343

try 100lbs after 2 kids op. Im high test but its getting to be a bit much. I've started bodybuilding and eating really really well and it seems to be getting her a little motivated but well see. Wish me luck bros

>> No.50998357

>>50998343
Why should she? She already got her kids and a beta provider to pay for all her hedonism. If he starts acting out it’s divorce and welfare leeching.

>> No.50998387
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50998387

>>50998343
You like her more than your kids.
She likes her kids more than she likes you

>> No.50998405

>>50998055
>>say nothing and poke her belly a few times
do this
if this doesn't work, start playing with her belly fat
like literally just grab it with both your hands and wiggle it around. she'll get the message

>> No.50998411

Congratulations, you’re a bag holder.

You’re left holding a bag of shit.

>> No.50998440

>>50998343
How did you get high test?

>> No.50998441

>>50998357
Lmao
>>50998387
We both like the kids more than each other. That's not to say we dislike one another, it's just reality

>> No.50998475
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50998475

>>50997891
Same thing happened to my wife after her two kids. I stopped fucking her, and she got the picture. She got a clue, hit the gym, lost a ton of weight, and is now back down to the size she was when we met. Sometimes you have to put these bitches in their place.

>> No.50998486

>>50998440
Diet, lifting, genetics, and a hyperawareness and avoidance of xenoestrogens I assume.

>> No.50998500

>>50998475
**Our 2 kids lol

>> No.50998507

>>50997891
go to the gym together.

>> No.50998511

>>50998500
Kek

>> No.50998563

>>50998507
I ask my gf to come everytime I go and she just says no

>> No.50998597

>>50998405
i do the same thing, gotta put em in their place, only problem is if you're fat you can't tell them to not be fat. if you're fit or skinny youre within your right to tell em to get smaller.

>> No.50998608

>>50998563
Invest in some adjustable dumbells and a folding bench. Workout in your living room while she's watching TV. Make sure to exaggerate your grunts and facial expressions.

>> No.50998624

>>50998563
Lol, start making female friends at the gym and tell your gf. She'll be by your side the next time you go

>> No.50998681

Poor dude ain't got any friends so he's gotta come here to vent. I feel ya nigga I feel ya

>> No.50998791

Women love to complain about being fat and not doing anything about it.
>gf complains she's fat
>I tell her to shut up or do something about it
>but anon you used to always complain about being fat
>remind her that I then proceeded to drop 60+ pounds
>she quits complaining (for that day)
>>50998405
That didn't work for me. My gf is still fat.

>> No.50999081
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50999081

>>50997891
Make an onlyfans and keep feeding and fattening her. Lots of peeps willing to pay to see a fattie forced to suck on sticks of butter, document that shit.
Alternatively leave her for a hot piece of ass when pic related poomps.