/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50986809]

Algos edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50984051

[Anonymous No.50986823]

the courage to have held BBBY!

[Anonymous No.50986824]

Tomorrow will be very interesting.

[Anonymous No.50986848]

Yotsuba best girl

[Anonymous No.50986855]

Good morning sirs.

[Anonymous No.50986856]

>>50986824
So buying calls at 3:55pm on GME/BBBY isn't totally retarded?
>imagine all the capitulation just for the real wall street to go bullish entertainment/furniture sector

[Anonymous No.50986862]

>>50986848
I only have room for one yotsuba in my heart.

[Anonymous No.50986866]

>>50986856
they are already doubling down buying more

[Anonymous No.50986870]

>>50986824
gf wanted this anon to buy her a ring, he said all the money is in bed bath and beyond. Que the rug pull. Now he has no gf, no money.

[Anonymous No.50986873]

>>50986855
It's night time sir.

[Anonymous No.50986878]

>>50986855

[Anonymous No.50986888]

>>50986870
she actually lucked out
imagine having a family with this man and then he yolo's your life savings or your house like a fag

[Anonymous No.50986896]

>>50986878
Good morning.

[Anonymous No.50986904]

Ahhhh, my hot wife Miku-chan!

[Anonymous No.50986910]

>>50986888
Smartest decision of her life. What a fucking loser. I am sure the best friend is consoling her with his cock up her ass right now.

[Anonymous No.50986914]

BBBY baggie theme song https://youtu.be/c69eHlQrKaY

[Anonymous No.50986918]

VT chads report in

[Anonymous No.50986919]

>>50986809
Im just gonna keep buying the superstonk

[Anonymous No.50986922]

>>50986778
>lmfao awwww yeah. Whenever you see an anon complain about white americans and though only is here when it needs its bags dumped along with talking about options as if they invented the damn concept

found them

[Anonymous No.50986923]

>>50986896
I'l stick with C#

[Anonymous No.50986927]

Pizza Hut has a two medium (1-topping only) pizza deals for $7 each pizza.
$14 for two Pizza Hut pizzas which have a very enjoyable crust

[Anonymous No.50986935]

>>50986922
I'm pretty sure this was the crbpajeet

[Anonymous No.50986938]

>China trying to do the recession thing now
>after America already decided no recession
Sorry Chang, you were a little late

[Anonymous No.50986939]

Just wait until this cools off and buy a nice fat stack. ENVX

[Anonymous No.50986946]

>>50986927
That’s a sound investment anon

[Anonymous No.50986956]

>>50986809
Have you guys been buying SIGA bags? Ready for the incoming depression?

https://youtu.be/EehngnG6cFA

[Anonymous No.50986957]

>>50986946
If you tell me that it’s okay
To get these pizzas I’ll get them. I don’t have a gf I have to stay in shape for.

[Anonymous No.50986964]

[Anonymous No.50986967]

>>50986896
>Rat on the cover

O'Reilly knows.

[Anonymous No.50986970]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50986976]

>>50986957
>stay in shape for
I think you have it backwards fren. You get in shape to get the hoe then get fat because she knows nothing else but you.

[Anonymous No.50986984]

>>50986956
All in Bavarian Nordic fren. Biden will forcibly inject your children and homosexuals with this poison.

[Anonymous No.50986985]

>>50986957
Stay in shape for yourself, anon. I’m mid-workout right now.

[Anonymous No.50987002]

>>50986985
Stop being a faggot and order some pizza .
I’m getting one pepperoni and one pineapple

[Anonymous No.50987006]

>Ryan Cohen sold BBBY and made $68 million
>this is a 56% gain on investment in seven months
he actually fucked reddit so hard like those retards are the ones buying the shares he was selling, he was selling during their pump

[Anonymous No.50987008]

>>50986957
Fair, but you don't get in shape for a woman, you do it for you

[Anonymous No.50987011]

>>50987002
I already got Chinese food though…

[Anonymous No.50987020]

>>50986985
I've been hitting the row machine up twice a day since I bought it last week. I have been cranking out 1000 rows a day on the maximum resistance. Slowly getting my gut under control. Fucking drinking and late night eating added 40lbs within the last 8 months. I worked out every day with push ups and sit ups, it just wasn't enough

[Anonymous No.50987040]

>>50987008
When u don’t have gf u can eat pizza by urseld when ur single

BTW u guys should long COST just for their pizza

[Anonymous No.50987073]

WHAT WILL SOXL OPEN AT
TELL ME NOW

[Anonymous No.50987081]

>>50987073
21.24, it closes at 22.56

[Anonymous No.50987084]

>>50986927
Say no to globohomo. YUM puts.

[Anonymous No.50987097]

>>50987006
>be me
>buy $3k of BBBY at 16
>sell everything at 27 next day
>rent and food for next month secured

thanks apes, think I'll buy back in at open just for $1k and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.50987105]

>>50987073
>worried about SOXL opening price, when he could be eating pizza with a gf
lol don't worry about it, m8. It will go up from $21.

[Anonymous No.50987115]

>>50987020
Good shit. I was relatively fit looking a year and a half ago, just trying to get it back with home equipment.
>>50987097
Im 90% sure open is going to be accompanied by a flurry of panicselling.

[Anonymous No.50987121]

>>50987097
>rent and food for next month secured
>ants > grasshoppers
reddit gets what it deserves

[Anonymous No.50987128]

>>50987097
Nice job anon. I bet it will bounce tomorrow. Good luck. Make sure to post your gains or losses

[Anonymous No.50987138]

>>50986938
Chinas been towing the line pretty well in their corporate market, KWEBS held 27 pretty closely even with news of all the de-listings.

[Anonymous No.50987157]

>>50987006
And the GME general is so deep in their cognitive dissonance that they're still licking his asshole and swallowing his piss.
SAD! Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.50987161]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50987162]

>>50987138
The big problem is that in true Chinese fashion they were corrupted to the core and their entire banking system is close to collapsing. And real estate is a joke because, again, in true chinese fashion they went batshit insane. 34% of their GDP is in real estate most of which is worthless

[Anonymous No.50987166]

>>50986848
1 > 5 > 4 > 2 > 3

[Anonymous No.50987183]

>>50986927
Yeah it all sounds good until there's a $2 upcharge for original Pan crust

[Anonymous No.50987184]

>>50987157
Damn, this bitch was probably a cutie 10 years ago. Now she is hearing voices, alone, and depreciating at warp speed.

[Anonymous No.50987194]

>>50987184
>roller derby
and nothing of value was lost

[Anonymous No.50987211]

>>50987194
I bet she had a great thick ass and thighs. Just imagine the smell in her prime. Now shes ready to settle down.

[Anonymous No.50987220]

>>50987157
best part is that GME is still fucking shitting the bed on its fundamentals
>profits down
>net income down
>assets down
>debt rising

[Anonymous No.50987221]

>>50987157
Gamestop has always been the only account he follows. And if citadel really did go net long on bbby this week, why wouldnt he sell his stake?

[Anonymous No.50987223]

>>50987162
It doesn't help that they keep allowing chink pump and dumps to ipo and do their shit. There is some incredibly potential from the Chinese market but it's just destined to fall apart sooner rather than later due to their culture of saving face.

[Anonymous No.50987231]

>>50987073
last 2 digits is the end september price

[Anonymous No.50987234]

>>50987184
>And it is your fault so stop being a piece of shit and pay for all her bills you bigoted cis white male.

[Anonymous No.50987239]

>>50987231
snib snib

[Anonymous No.50987241]

Well shit, the futures ain't looking too green right now

https://youtu.be/lUHMCQYURSU

[Anonymous No.50987245]

>>50987157
based woman denying mind control meds. Those who cant live in harmony with the voices are actual negative IQs

[Anonymous No.50987246]

>>50987234
>day traders vs bogleheads

[Anonymous No.50987259]

>>50987234
>indoor rock climbing
what's next, slot cars?

[Anonymous No.50987261]

>>50987234
bull bros vs bobo bear

remember u dont get to cum

[Anonymous No.50987265]

>Here I sit all broken hearted
>Tried to shit but only farted
>Stepped outside, took a chance
>Tried to fart and shit my pants.

[Anonymous No.50987266]

Is september going to be a mega dump like it was last year? SOXS or SOXL which one is it /smg/ ?

[Anonymous No.50987289]

>>50987265
>What becomes of the broken farted

[Anonymous No.50987312]

I hope SIGA bags and meme stocks will help me to keep my house for the rest of this year and next year

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1560039548733640704

[Anonymous No.50987342]

>>50986923
C# is trash

[Anonymous No.50987354]

alright /smg/ what's the next 10bagger? my window to 'make it' is narrowing fast

[Anonymous No.50987375]

>>50987354
I'm nearly all in on DWAC. If the Democrat party goes to shot town, I'm expecting DWAC to hit $250 in the next 3 or 4 years.

[Anonymous No.50987383]

>>50987354
stop being a retard before you lose all your money.

[Anonymous No.50987393]

>>50987383
maybe the real 10bagger was the 10 guys dicks i've seen on /smg/ along the way

[Anonymous No.50987405]

reminder that there are anons that take Mannarino seriously

[Anonymous No.50987426]

>>50987354
BBBY

[Anonymous No.50987444]

Theta gang are we even going to bother with the bathroom stock? I might sell one put just for the lulz if it dips harder.

[Anonymous No.50987452]

I bought ARKK at 153.31

[Anonymous No.50987459]

>>50987444

Shadow people aren't real. You've been abusing large amounts of amphetamines. Try getting sober and the shadow people will disappear

[Anonymous No.50987468]

>>50987452
You'll be fine, just stay innovative!

[Anonymous No.50987478]

>>50986927
That's a pretty good deal. But there's also 50% off all pizzas at Domino's, this week only

[Anonymous No.50987479]

>>50987459
I don't do any drugs and I know show people aren't real, but that doesn't stop me from seeing them.

[Anonymous No.50987497]

>>50987452
I got convinced by some anon to sell it for single digit losses. I wish I listened to the bear posting anon in january and sold all my SOXL.

[Anonymous No.50987501]

>>50987468
I also bought IBUY at 135.30

[Anonymous No.50987505]

>>50987479

>I don't do drugs

I believe you're lying. 90% of people who hallucinate are on coke, Adderall or meth. I don't believe you at all

[Anonymous No.50987525]

>>50987501
At this point you should just buy EIC as a laugh

[Anonymous No.50987529]

>>50987505
>most all people who suffer from shizo disorders are drug users
you must do drugs to believe this you mentally ill faggot.

[Anonymous No.50987539]

What stocks should I short relating to TikTok?

https://twitter.com/KrauseFx/status/1560370732705742848

[Anonymous No.50987549]

>>50987529
I've been sober for over 2 years. I constantly lied about being on drugs in the past. Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

[Anonymous No.50987552]

>>50987539
>YINN

[Anonymous No.50987564]

>>50987529
Actual skitzo disorders are rare. Abusing heavy drugs is common. People who are actively abusing drugs lie about it and get butthurt when called out

[Anonymous No.50987565]

>>50987444
yea we're gonna let our 5$ CCs expire worthless and then harvest gamma for two years like we've been doing to GME

[Anonymous No.50987567]

>>50987549
So You are a mentally ill faggot who is too stupid to see beyond their own experience. Must be a life of bliss for your ignorant ass

[Anonymous No.50987582]

>>50987565
How do you harvest gamma, aside from going long on options? Like as soon as you sell a call or put, you're in negative gamma, so do you long far and short near or what

[Anonymous No.50987581]

>>50987567

Schizophrenia is rare. Drug abuse is common.

[Anonymous No.50987594]

>>50987581
probably use drugs to self medicate quiet the voices if u will

[Anonymous No.50987607]

>more crypto drama

top kek, black friday confirmed. circuit breakers here we come!

[Anonymous No.50987614]

>>50987582
>He. Doesn't. Know. About The Gamma Farm. >When The Volga Floods The Dark Forest Goes Silent.
>The Forest Is Full of Hidden Pajeets

[Anonymous No.50987625]

>>50987581
You aren't up to date on the numbers. You think the transexuals aren't schizo's? just because the hairs are split doesn't mean the man is bald.

[Anonymous No.50987632]

>>50987614
>The ponies. The farts. The stallions. The sharts. He will learn. Lol.

[Anonymous No.50987633]

>>50987505
Do you believe I got fucking diabetes from my medication.

[Anonymous No.50987646]

aren't there some new Chinese ipos scheduled to release soon?

[Anonymous No.50987663]

I want to lose money without playing options. Which stock should I buy in order to lose the most amount of money in the least amount of time?

[Anonymous No.50987667]

>>50987646
i think of farming my seed in her curry if you know what i mean
not just when it rains either

[Anonymous No.50987676]

>>50987663
BBBY

[Anonymous No.50987679]

>>50987663
sell aapl puts
as many as you can
the closest expiration you can
sell the last hour before expiration
voila
you are now much, much poorer than you started

[Anonymous No.50987680]

they're having a laff, surely

[Anonymous No.50987685]

>>50987667
Eat well anon

[Anonymous No.50987693]

I have been waiting for the perfect moment and it is now. i'm gonna put a considerabl amount of money into bbby tomorrow and I will be successful. Check em

[Anonymous No.50987713]

>>50987680
>thats their real name

[Anonymous No.50987715]

>>50987693

[Anonymous No.50987723]

>>50987663
Shopify

[Anonymous No.50987731]

>Nancy Pelosi says 60 billion of the bill will be used to help promote diversity because diversity and inflation are connected
I'm more pissed at the fact there will be dumb fucks out there arguing about these two unrelated points being related to one another than Nancy and the cronies in DC just emptying out the coffers of this country.

[Anonymous No.50987733]

what about pins and etsy? going into fall is peak basic bitch season

[Anonymous No.50987737]

>>50987715
how many dicks did you suck when you were a druggie
how much heroin do i have to dangle in front of you for a suck
did you miss all 6 times that gme squeezed?

[Anonymous No.50987744]

>>50987731
south americans bring inflation with them
they are connected
and its not a good thing

[Anonymous No.50987770]

>>50987663
probably bbby.

But I think you want to inverse something you think smg thinks is bad.

[Anonymous No.50987775]

>>50987731
globalization means disinflation because costs go down. paying an american is inflationary, paying a chinaman is cheap. its over for you chud

[Anonymous No.50987786]

>>50987405
What's our old cokehead been up to?

[Anonymous No.50987826]

>>50987731
>Nancy
she is Jewish unironically btw

https://youtu.be/FJofc7xR00g

[Anonymous No.50987852]

>>50987737
So Heroin is your D.O.C. and you used to suck dicks just to get your fix.
>good to know
All that is left is your portfolio position and maybe I won't need to reply to your mentally ill faggot ass again.

[Anonymous No.50987855]

>>50987625

You know what they do at psych hospitals? They drug test EVERYONE of their patients when they are admitted. What do you suppose they find?

[Anonymous No.50987889]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50987910]

>>50987646
Knew a guy last named Kannan in middle and high school he was this Indian kid with typical strict Indian parents but he and his dad would call each other faggot in a really whiny way as a joke and this was something I observed in 7th grade so I’m assuming his dad would fuck him in the asshole as a joke

[Anonymous No.50987916]

>>50987855
>homeless people who are court ordered into a mental institution uses drugs
color me shocked. Yes actually. I worked in Sykeville Hospital in the building that housed the patients court ordered through the Judicial System.
>I was studying psychology going into psychiatry and realized how fucked that job really is and how drugs are the byproduct of those trying to relieve their disorders.
>I am no longer in that field of work because of how emotionally taxing the work is
>literally was able to see off a healthy woman only for her to be brought back 13 months later because she stopped taking her prescribed medication
But yeah no. Only meth heads form mental disorders. totally not alcohol. hahaha
>Alcohol isn't the leading cause to depression/suicide

[Anonymous No.50987947]

>>50987916

Alcohol is a dangerous drug too. My theory is that many mental disorders are caused BY alcoholism and drug abuse.

I'm saying abusing substances causes mental problems that are usually temporary and treatable. I heard voices for weeks after getting sober. They went away. No shock there.

[Anonymous No.50987954]

>>50987852
haha no i only sucked dicks for blowjobs so it wasn't gay. All in YANG GANG

[Anonymous No.50987978]

>>50987954
Well at least you aren't retarded.
>YANG GANG at 13 cost basis
>didn't have to proper fidelity option level to short YINN at 95

[Anonymous No.50987999]

>>50987947
I concur.

[Anonymous No.50988023]

>/NQ
SHE'S GONNA BLOW

[Anonymous No.50988042]

>Are you in the top 1% of desired men of woman?

[Anonymous No.50988054]

Small caps will resume getting beat up again.

[Anonymous No.50988086]

>>50988042
I am. But I'm on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.50988087]

Been gone since Monday, what's the scoop 4channel? Did everyone 360 to doomposting?

[Anonymous No.50988109]

>This kind of action on the minute chart
Christ! Buttcorn brothers make fun of us for being boring and lame but fuck them.

[Anonymous No.50988111]

Remember, it only gets worse from here. :^)

[Anonymous No.50988161]

>>50988042
I actually am, yes. But I am violently mentally ill and bald.

[Anonymous No.50988165]

how many bots did this zoomer nerd buy to spam BBBY?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11125731/USC-math-student-20-makes-110million-selling-Bed-Bath-Beyonds-meme-stock.html

[Anonymous No.50988185]

>>50986809
How bagged am I on these $2 Bbig calls??

[Anonymous No.50988203]

Any penny stocks worth picking up on market open or soon?

[Anonymous No.50988207]

>>50988087
Bed bath and beyond had a pump and dump. Rocker is gambling on internet casinos now and losing his wagie bucks. SIGA has stalled. Scoops and Baggie are still faggots. And SPY got rejected by the 200 SMA.

[Anonymous No.50988223]

>>50988207
Why is scoopsies a faggot? I have seen baggie post and it is never good. That guy is a mess. Speaking of which this is someone's son.

[Anonymous No.50988293]

>futes

[Anonymous No.50988294]

>>50988042
I'm 5 foot 10. white. educated. funny. 6 inch dick. and make 110k a year. and the only people that swipe on me are short fat and ugly.

5 foot goblins swipe left on me. our society is failing.

[Anonymous No.50988320]

>>50988294
also I'm not disgusting to look at, but youll just have to imagine that

[Anonymous No.50988348]

>>50988294
No one wants to have sex with goblins.

[Anonymous No.50988359]

>>50988294
the problem you looking in the wrong places. You can do much better if you put yourself out there in the real world

[Anonymous No.50988413]

>>50988111
God willing brother

[Anonymous No.50988435]

why are futures red

[Anonymous No.50988444]

>>50988359
you're not wrong. I could always pull in HS. I'm considering speed dating in chicago. its limited so perhaps theres a standard

[Anonymous No.50988451]

>>50988435
because we're in the opening stages of a depression ya big dummy

[Anonymous No.50988480]

>>50988451
bullish

[Anonymous No.50988488]

>>50988444
literally just leave the house and when you see a hottie and smile and wave and say hi. And then think fast and start talking when one says hi back

[Anonymous No.50988496]

>>50988223
If my child comes out that way I'm just gonna kill it and harvest the organs.

[Anonymous No.50988545]

BB*Y and S*GA became a spam word. What the hell?

[Anonymous No.50988559]

>>50988451
Shit won't get bad til after the midterms

[Anonymous No.50988560]

>>50986956
been following the sawmill to a near perfect T to accumulate more and more.

unsure if I should set a limit order for $20 or $18 for tomorrows buy

[Anonymous No.50988567]

>>50986809
What THE FUCK is going on? Was a war declared or something? Tomorrow is going to be blood red.

[Anonymous No.50988575]

>>50986984
we'll be free in 1-5 years because of this stock.

Circumstances aren't the greatest, but we'll be one of those that helped "save the world" with our contributions.

[Anonymous No.50988594]

>>50988567
>What THE FUCK is going on
Maybe some scammer or drug lord dumped some bitcoin? It's inherently worth nothing so you're at the mercy of the large holders who can decide to end the ponzi at any time of their choosing.

[Anonymous No.50988647]

>>50988594
That is a really large move. don't think a single rando could do thay

[Anonymous No.50988654]

>>50988567
>>50988647
>>50988594
Why are people still stuck in the crypto ponzi scheme?

[Anonymous No.50988672]

>>50988111
good

[Anonymous No.50988686]

>>50988647

Lol someone can easily sell 500M of crypto. A bank or government can like its nothing

[Anonymous No.50988725]

>>50988654
same reason you're stuck in mr. longnosenstein's casino

[Anonymous No.50988728]

>>50988545
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.50988753]

>>50988725
Ok retard. It's going to be ironic as shit when Mr Longnosenstein introduces their own global crypto for the globo homo economy you live in. Enjoy living off the grid with your endless collection of pajeet coins.

[Anonymous No.50988818]

>>50988725
Heard Mr. Longnosenstein was buying out shares in the Crypto market

[Anonymous No.50988842]

I deleveraged a lot this week, considering doing more. Market is getting a little spooky right now....

[Anonymous No.50988860]

>>50988654
if u haven't realized yet BTC moves pretty much in step with Nasdaq and SPY. Which pretty much move in step with Apple and Tesla and Nvidia etc etc etc etc.

[Anonymous No.50988863]

what did you niggers do?
btc just dumped hard
i fucking hate you

[Anonymous No.50988889]

>>50988842
I was planning on doing it today before market close and we got a nice pump but got distracted with a zoom call. probably should have dumped last week but I thought we had more time. Hopefully I can exit tomorrow and I really hope we get a nice pump first.

[Anonymous No.50988912]

>>50988860
Yeah big fucking deal. It was originally shilled not to be in lockstep with those things and not centralized into the globo homo. How long until btc does half the shit people said it would do for over the last 10 years?

[Anonymous No.50988918]

>>50988912
You can get credit cards backed by your BTC, so technically you can buy whatever you like with it now.

[Anonymous No.50988925]

I hope you all slurped BBBY yesterday. Who am I kidding? No one here is interested in making money lmao.

[Anonymous No.50988935]

>>50988925
>-40.32% after hours
Uhhh no thanks

[Anonymous No.50988938]

what the absolute fuck

[Anonymous No.50988945]

>>50988918
>complain about being stuck in Mr Longnosenstein's casino
>you can pay off your credit card with btc
How are you crypto fucks not getting that the whole point of crypto was to get rid of Mr Longnosenstein's banks and credit cards in the first place?

[Anonymous No.50988946]

>>50988925
oh yes jump in, the water's fine

[Anonymous No.50988970]

last 3 digits is the SPX swing over the next month
direction unknown

[Anonymous No.50988973]

>>50988925
How is BBBY stock going to make money? The store itself sure isn't making any.

And short squeeze? Your boy RC sold how many million shares? Enough to tank the stock to 10 bucks in after hours. Shorts will cover and the squeeze will not be squoze

[Anonymous No.50988975]

>>50988925
imagine being so stupid you think if you can convince some random people on the internet to buy it will do anything to your bag. what a fucking

[Anonymous No.50988980]

[Anonymous No.50988981]

Real talk: There is a special place in hell for malicious shills

[Anonymous No.50988987]

>>50988945
Credit cards are a technology. Do you travel everywhere with a horse?

[Anonymous No.50988990]

>>50988946

[Anonymous No.50988996]

>>50988912
Listen I don't care about the point you're trying to make retard. Who said I hold bitcoin? The point is it's active while Nyse is closed and acts as a good after hours indicator.

People say the same shut about gold and silver. Look at them. They have both crashed over the last year. Everything pretty much moves in the same direction at the same time is my point. I could Carr less about which chart we are looking at. They're all the same thing pretty much.

[Anonymous No.50988998]

So should I buy a few BBBY right now while it's crashing? I have a feeling it'll pump tomorrow and I can make a quick 50%+ pretty easy just by selling when I wake up tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.50989001]

>>50988998
1 digit off means it dumps tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50989007]

morning /smg/. Can someone give me a qrd about what happened in the past 24 hours? I'm staring at charts all week and one day that I decide to get out of the house and shit goes down. Also
>futures

[Anonymous No.50989016]

>>50986918

[Anonymous No.50989029]

>>50988987
Yes and who establishes credit rating and runs banks on making money off of that shit in which they just buy up more shit with their bullshit fractional reserve fuckery? Omg crypto fags are too stupid to see that banks getting crypto, using crypto, and slowly making their own cryptocurrencies is not what cryptocurrency was supposed to lead to. You are still part of Mr Longnosensteins casino you idiots.

[Anonymous No.50989036]

>>50989029
I bet you think guns walk around kill people too.

[Anonymous No.50989040]

>>50989007
bitcoin is tanking
bbby is tanking
all the stock tips that were being shilled here are tanking (fubo govx, zom, siga,...)

indexes are up, mostly due to apple being way up

[Anonymous No.50989051]

>closed half my puts yesterday at noon
i made a good profit but this kind of hurts bros, at least i still have some open

[Anonymous No.50989064]

>>50989001
Oh yeah I expect it to dump I just think there's a few big algos that don't trade after hours and they'll buy because the price went low, pump it a bit, and then dump it all for the weekend triggering a massive end of day dump. I'd plan to buy now and sell around noon.

[Anonymous No.50989065]

>>50989036
You are a mega idiot. If you don't understand that using crypto to pay off your credit card statement to a bank funding globohomo is not "fighting" globohomo then just go ahead use a credit card to buy yourself one and pay it off with btc before you off yourself.

[Anonymous No.50989075]

>>50989040
Buy OWLT. Babies are recession proof.

[Anonymous No.50989085]

>>50989001
>1 digit off
>001

[Anonymous No.50989089]

>>50989065
I dont use a crypto credit card, I'm just saying they fulfilled the ability to buy things with it.

[Anonymous No.50989102]

Some of you are allright don't come to the market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50989110]

Anything worth jumping on at market open?

[Anonymous No.50989113]

>>50986824
DO NOT REDEEM

[Anonymous No.50989115]

What will the BBBY baggies use as thread of hope for the schizos. Are they gonna make general that last 1 1/2 years what will their "DD" be?

GME had robinhood and TDA stoping trading plus the raw amount of short%.

[Anonymous No.50989124]

>>50989040
how much longer can apple keep going like this?

[Anonymous No.50989130]

>>50989075
I have only heard about this company once. Isn't it luxury babyshit? That won't do well in a recession at all.

[Anonymous No.50989131]

>>50989089
You literally had that opportunity pretty much from the get go doofus. The whole point of crypto was that it was supposed to be decentralized from the globohomo system but that hasn't been happening. In fact it's just slowly being integrated and there won't be this stupid bullshit crypto libertarian revolution from Mr Longnosenstein's casino that people said was all going to happen for over the past 10 years.

[Anonymous No.50989132]

>>50989089
problem is regulation not the tech. here in australia it will be a cgt event every time you buy a cheese burger. same as US afaik.
crypto with kyc is retarded.

[Anonymous No.50989141]

>>50989040
>bitcoin is tanking
good
>bbby is tanking
And just saw why. Fucking hilarious
>all the stock tips that were being shilled here are tanking (fubo govx, zom, siga,...)
I only hold siga and I'm still up so I'm not seething. For now
>indexes are up, mostly due to apple being way up
And my smallcaps are down. Looks like there was some (((profit taking))) happened

[Anonymous No.50989144]

>futures drilling
limit down day tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50989146]

>>50989144
you know we'll do a reversal on open and then crab

[Anonymous No.50989151]

people shilling absolute dogshit and memeshit constantly. yes im thinking its time to go hard on the longs soon

[Anonymous No.50989152]

>20-year old kid makes $110 million off BBBY!
>Ignore that he somehow had $25 million in the first place
Why do they even make these stupid stories? His dad is already rich.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-investor-made-110-million-from-trading-bed-bath-beyond-and-hes-reportedly-a-20-year-old-student-11660814284

[Anonymous No.50989158]

Fucking great. I'm back to staring at charts all day and mr krabs just had to show up

[Anonymous No.50989172]

First for soxl

[Anonymous No.50989174]

>>50989152
>$25 million
how?

[Anonymous No.50989176]

>>50989130
Not luxury baby shit, they have deals with hospitals and products that monitor the vitals of babies. Their stock is majorly oversold right now for bullshit reasons because the FDA decided since it's considered medical tech it would require more approval but the technology definitely works and they have other products they are releasing. Trust me I did my research into this.

[Anonymous No.50989183]

>>50989151
Biden is in office for another 2 years. Do you really trust that

[Anonymous No.50989196]

UKRAINE'S ENERGOATOM SAYS RUSSIAN FORCES PLAN TO SWITCH OFF FUNCTIONING POWER BLOCKS AT ZAPROZHZHIA NUCLEAR POWER PLANT AND DISCONNECT THEM FROM UKRAINIAN GRID
>it's happening

[Anonymous No.50989197]

>>50989176
>Trust me
Hell no.

But since the stock is 2 shekels I'll buy some calls for gigles because I'm fucking bored now that BBBY imploded.

[Anonymous No.50989198]

>>50989152
Would've been impressive if he did it with calls.

[Anonymous No.50989200]

>>50989174
Read the article nigga. Literally a small loan of $25mil from his family.

[Anonymous No.50989208]

markets like to shake people out in both directions, cocky bulls with low conviction will capitulate just like bears did these past 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.50989209]

>>50989174
>Freeman snapped up a 6.2% stake in the homeware retailer in July -– almost 5 million shares equating to approximately $25 million, or $5.50 per share.

[Anonymous No.50989218]

haha the frogfuckers here won't be able to trade in winter. Finally some good news.

[Anonymous No.50989220]

>>50989197
When things get tough trust me you can make a lot of money off of babies. God wills it Anon just not the one you are thinking of.

[Anonymous No.50989233]

>>50989198
>>50989209
I'm thinking of buying some BBBY calls tomorrow just for fun on the off chance some retard triples down with another $20 million.

[Anonymous No.50989235]

>>50987020
Dont row @highest res, 7/10 is plenty. Also count to 3 between pulls 18-20 s/m is optimal. Try to pull as hard as you can, but slowly

[Anonymous No.50989239]

>>50988111
czeckt

[Anonymous No.50989241]

>>50989218
If only Europe actually built nuclear power plants instead of solar and turbines, they wouldn't have to rely on Russia for gas! Europoors lose again!

[Anonymous No.50989244]

>>50989183
i worded that badly. more like we're about to have volatility out the ass again soon and should be able to buy cheapies

[Anonymous No.50989264]

>>50989200
>Literally a small loan of $25mil from his family.

Who the fuck is his family? And why are they acting like a 4x is such a big deal? I mean cool 100 mill but let's not act like everyone here hasn't done a 4x before.

Would be impressive if he made 100 million starting with less than a million.

[Anonymous No.50989266]

>>50989241
They are already built. But they are shutting them all down because it's not clean energy

[Anonymous No.50989281]

>>50989266
By "not clean" I assume they mean its taking away funding for their green scams.

[Anonymous No.50989287]

>>50989264
Stop thotposting.

[Anonymous No.50989294]

>>50989281
Yeah.. wich are all funded by taxes and destroyed once the government money runs out.

[Anonymous No.50989303]

What spooked the markets now? Did Apple fire a couple janitors or something?

[Anonymous No.50989304]

>>50989264
anon

[Anonymous No.50989311]

>>50989303
maybe it was a bear market rally after all

[Anonymous No.50989314]

>>50989264
nigga please. Read the fucking article

[Anonymous No.50989320]

>>50989241
Nuclear plants are expensive as fuck and still (wrongly) seen as 'dangerous' by the general public so elected politicians don't actually wants to take on such a project. It will tank their votes first of all. Second, it requires 4-5 years to build, a nuclear plant so chances are good they won't be able to claim the credit for cheap energy before the next election happens.

[Anonymous No.50989323]

>>50989110
MNMD might be

[Anonymous No.50989326]

>>50989287
>>50989304

[Anonymous No.50989327]

>>50989294
Energy in europe is heavily subsidized. Also are you really not aware that Germany and France had plenty of them and they have been shutting them down for the reasons he told you? These idiots have been destroying themselves.

[Anonymous No.50989338]

>>50989314
no

[Anonymous No.50989345]

Stop selling oil you faggots

[Anonymous No.50989350]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.50989358]

>>50989345
its over...........

[Anonymous No.50989367]

>>50989320
Part of the reason its expensive is because its the type of project that is easy to for politicians to steal money from and for green groups to sabotage with frivolous shit and fear mongering.

[Anonymous No.50989377]

>>50989281

Germany has been building a lot of wind + solar energy production. But they decided to kill their nuclear production and increase their dependency on Natural Gas which is fucking regarded.

Fukushima had problems so Merkel went nuclear-free to appease old green party cat ladies. Terrible short-term thinking, the kind of thing that led to the migrant crisis.

[Anonymous No.50989380]

>>50989327
meanwhile how many nuclear plants does China have planned to be up and running within the next decade or so?

Really getting tired of all this social justice shit getting in the way of real progress. There are so many polices that are unironically setting the world back by decades. sometimes I wish I could just wipe out the world government and make all the rules. We would have fusion in 20 years and be on Mars within 10. Africa would be depopulated and Middle East glassed.

[Anonymous No.50989384]

>>50989323
after it went up 100% in a week? xd

[Anonymous No.50989386]

this is do to the ukranian nuclear power plant being shelled
expect very bad things to happen, very fast

[Anonymous No.50989390]

>>50989380
China's biggest source of energy is still coal.

[Anonymous No.50989401]

50989380
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.50989412]

>>50989390
>China's biggest source of energy is still coal
I get so tired of you autists...

https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Energy/China-greenlights-6-new-nuclear-reactors-in-shift-away-from-coal

[Anonymous No.50989416]

>>50989377

They could have even reduced their usage of coal, which would have been actually good for the environment.

[Anonymous No.50989421]

>>50989401
Dude strikes me as very young and most likely has never been to mainland China to see the constant dog and pony shit show that happens over there. Nevermind they are having a huge house bubble crisis.

[Anonymous No.50989425]

>>50989412
>future reactors
So youre saying they still rely on coal?
>paid article
lmao

[Anonymous No.50989427]

it is unironically over
look at this
just look at it
https://www.forexlive.com/news/germany-july-ppi-53-vs-06-mm-expected-20220819/
the expectation was that prices for producers, forward looking inflation, would go up 0.6% from last month
It went up 5.3% - in ONE month
annualized this would be 85.8% inflation (1.053 to the 12th power)
For comparison, US PPI went down 0.5% last month (up 1.1% the month before, the highest reading we've had)
UK inflation is above 10% and is moving higher
Germany producer inflation is at an 85% annual rate
China is imploding
EU is imploding
>mfw people think that US markets will get through it unscathed

[Anonymous No.50989440]

>>50989427
pic related

[Anonymous No.50989441]

>>50989401
ok fine. I wouldn't glass the middle east but I would cut all aid to funding their military and make it illegal to hold dual citizenship in Israel and I would open their borders until they agreed that closed borders are ideal for all other countries as well.

Also I would end all foreign aid to Africa and end section 8 and welfare for single mothers.

[Anonymous No.50989445]

>>50989412
>https://chinapower.csis.org/energy-footprint/#:~:text=As%20of%202020%2C%20coal%20made,significantly%20contributed%20to%20air%20pollution.
>As of 2020, coal made up 56.8 percent of China’s energy use.
>wow 6 new nuclear reactors guys!
Bro just stfu, holy shit you are dumb.

[Anonymous No.50989452]

>>50989384
It went up 45% and one of the co-owners is the uncle of that "student" that made 125 million on bbby. Jewish nepotism will pump it higher I suspect.

[Anonymous No.50989454]

>>50989427
Who cares about Germany and China lol

[Anonymous No.50989464]

>>50989425
>So youre saying they still rely on coal

You are you missing the point you autist.
>Other county closing down reactors
>China plan on making more reactors.

Where the fuck did I say China is some great country or anything
>>50989421
>>50989445
You people are so fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.50989471]

>>50989454
>mouth breathing retard detected
The EU GDP is $17.9 trillion
China GDP is $14.7 trillion
US GDP is $20.9 trillion
financial markets are extremely interconnected
lurk moar

[Anonymous No.50989474]

Short bonds was the trade of the year. It might still be. How do you cope missing out?

[Anonymous No.50989477]

>>50989380
We won't have fusion in 20 years. Basically we need the next Einstein to get that shit to work and get more energy out of it than we put into it.

Thorium plants could be a smaller next step.

[Anonymous No.50989480]

>>50989386
does anyone actually give a fuck about muh ukraine

[Anonymous No.50989483]

>>50989421
Yea i cba with him anymmore no matter how many bundas he's gonna post. As for China, i believe they can cook the numbers as long as they can keep the population employed. They'll be seriously fucked if demand from the west declines imo. We'll see

[Anonymous No.50989495]

>>50989464
Yeah you have been proven wrong over and over again and are shitting up this thread thot posting. Your opinions belong in the trash with the rest of your being.

[Anonymous No.50989496]

>>50989427
this is gonna be the worst time for germany since the end of ww2

[Anonymous No.50989498]

>>50989464
>You are you missing the point you autist.
Maybe you should type what you mean instead of random insults and a link to a paid artcle?

[Anonymous No.50989499]

>>50989386

Goddammit, I was supposed to holiday in south east asia in a couple of weeks

can russian fuckwits fucking hold off for another month or so?

[Anonymous No.50989502]

>>50989427
>eu and china implodes
>everyone flees to the safety of us markets
bullish

[Anonymous No.50989527]

>>50989471
The EU isn't a country and is a much looser economic bloc than actual nations like the US and China. Comparing the GDP of single countries to a collection of roughly 2 dozen countries is not the same

[Anonymous No.50989530]

>>50989477
>We won't have fusion in 20 years
Yes because I'm not in charge and we are too focus on esg scores, diversity, inclusion, and LGBT rights. How the fuck will we ever get fusion when we hard cap the amount of Asians who can get into Ivy league schools so that we can artificially increase the amount of lantinx and blacks acceptance rates and lower standards across the board? We are on a very very horrific path right now and if course isn't changed it may be irreversible.

Anyway I'll try to stop shitting up the thread. Buy soxl.

[Anonymous No.50989534]

>>50989350
Shut the fuck up already. When will you realize that you’re the clown?

[Anonymous No.50989537]

>>50989502
and then us will collapse under the biggest bubble ever while eu and china steadily recovers

[Anonymous No.50989539]

>>50989534

[Anonymous No.50989551]

Germany PPI 37.2% vs 32%
4.2% miss... clown world as fuck

[Anonymous No.50989554]

>>50989537
>EU and China steadily recovers
Yeah right...

[Anonymous No.50989557]

>>50989502
>everyone flees to the safety of us markets
they already have done this
it is why we have seen bond yields fall and the stock market rally over the past several months (one of the reasons)
massive capital flows from overseas investors
if you've looked at the bond auctions for the past several months as well all the buying / demand has been coming from overseas buyers
at first it appears bullish for US markets, especially that US producers / transport of natural gas is huge money flowing from EU to US
but eventually, if the whole world is in recession the US economy will also take a hit
>>50989527
>The EU isn't a country
Whoahh!!! Brilliant man over here. Thank you! Wow, I did not know that!
>Comparing the GDP of single countries to a collection of roughly 2 dozen countries is not the same
The EU has the same currency, the same central bank. That's all that matters. The EU CB is even purchasing bonds from the different countries to prevent fragmentation of markets (unlimited buying)
The entire EU is currently getting squeezed in an energy crisis. It is not just a German problem.

[Anonymous No.50989561]

>>50989554
hehe.. yeah... we're all fucked

[Anonymous No.50989562]

Why yes I will slurp UUUU today

[Anonymous No.50989564]

>>50989530
That's not what I mean, my post was assuming full allocation to research into fusion without social justice crap.

Fusion is just a brick wall we're smashing our head against. You can throw all the chinks you want at it and we'll get nowhere. Need a true genius in physics for a breakthrough there.

[Anonymous No.50989573]

>>50989561
Hehe... world peace...

[Anonymous No.50989580]

>>50989498
>Maybe you should type what you mean instead of random insults and a link to a paid artcle

I get so fucking tired of midwits. Here.

>China make more reactors.
>France and Germany and US shut down reactors or no use reactors because wind and solar make gay people and blacks feel safe.


In before China bad and poor and scam capital of the world.

WHO CARES. Not the point. The point is the west is Making retarded decisions that lower our standard of living and make life harder because of gay esg bullshit. Green energy is a scam. Especially wind.

[Anonymous No.50989590]

>>50989557
In a world of shit, US is still the least shit in basically every scenario.
Geographically safe, plenty farm land for itself, energy reserves, high tech, big military, guns everywhere.
America "collapsing" would probably improve it by getting rid of politicians, banks, media, and browns.

[Anonymous No.50989591]

>>50989573
hahaha... diversity..

[Anonymous No.50989592]

>>50989573

[Anonymous No.50989599]

>>50989557
> The EU has the same currency
Not really and most countries are doing fine. We just have higher energy prices now so inflation will raise for longer. Wow. Big surprise!

[Anonymous No.50989601]

>>50989580
>Green energy is a scam
I concur.

[Anonymous No.50989615]

>>50989557
>The EU has the same currency, the same central bank. That's all that matters
lol not even close. Move to a real country and see the difference

[Anonymous No.50989618]

>>50989590
>America "collapsing" would probably improve it by getting rid of politicians, banks, media, and browns.
Then, isn't the collapse of america a good thing?

[Anonymous No.50989627]

>>50989615
Unironically that transition from countries not being able to raise or lower interest rates is what caused a shit ton of problems for Europe.

[Anonymous No.50989628]

>>50989564
>Need a true genius in physics for a breakthrough there.

Let me ask you. Do you think lowering standards in education will help find/create/nurture someone with the potential into becoming that genius that is needed? We need to go back to meritocracy or at least move as close to it as possible.

[Anonymous No.50989637]

>>50989618
Why do you think so many want it to happen? Not that it would be painless, but logically this would be the end result.

[Anonymous No.50989662]

>>50989628
we are not going back to meritocracy until a revolt happens

assuming it ever happens

[Anonymous No.50989666]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50989667]

How are ze germans doing?

[Anonymous No.50989671]

>>50989599
>>50989615
>The EU has the same currency
>Not really
The number of EU countries that do not use the euro as their currency; the countries are Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Hungary, Poland, Romania, and Sweden.
>Bulgaria GDP $69 billion
>Croatia GDP $56 billion
>Czech GDP $244 billion
>Denmark GDP $355 billion
>Hungary GDP $155 billion
>Poland GDP $594 billion
>Romania GDP $249 billion
>Sweden GDP $538 billion
$2.26 trillion out of the $17.9 trillion EU GDP are nations not using the Euro
>12.6%
OMG!! WAOOOWWWW!! 12.6% of the GDP of the EU is not in Euros!! Wow!!!
>Move to a real country and see the difference
lmao
thanks for the advice - moving to Croatia now!

[Anonymous No.50989674]

>>50988435
Jews.

[Anonymous No.50989697]

>>50987354
SAVA
>multiple journals clearing their research, after short sellers fudded their research.
>insiders buying
>in phase 3 for a revolutionizing alzheimers drug.

couldbe the next 100x desu

[Anonymous No.50989699]

>(-41.56%

bbby premarket. rip diamond hands

[Anonymous No.50989702]

>>50988545
BBBY and SIGA are not comparable. BBBY is a literal reddit memestock, SIGA is the stock of an already successful company with a product that has been approved worldwide and is half approved in the USA to treat a pandemic in the making. I'm convinced that people who try to lump it in with shitty meme stocks are just bears who were salty as fuck about being wrong and getting btfo repeatedly trying to short it.

[Anonymous No.50989716]

I closed out most of my spreads yesterday as today is opex and max pain is quite a bit lower than where we've been trading for last few weeks. Good luck today to those holding

[Anonymous No.50989719]

>>50988488
>And then think fast and start talking when one says hi back
what do you say? i suck at this part.

[Anonymous No.50989725]

>>50989702
Bed Bath and Beyond sells those candles that my mom likes. There won't always be a pandemic but there will always be moms that need ten cases of fancy candles for Christmas.

[Anonymous No.50989726]

>>50989716
Big gamma magnet at 430 that has to close today as well

[Anonymous No.50989729]

>>50989702
The whole reddit play on all their stop pump and dumps is that there is always a short squeeze around the corner. How many times do they have to get burned until they learn their lesson?

[Anonymous No.50989742]

>>50989725
>There won't always be a pandemic
There doesn't need to be. Siga sells their anti-viral to governments who need to keep a constant stockpile of it, just in case of an outbreak. Now that monkeypozz is a thing in the developped world, they will have to keep a larger stockpile.

The antiviral expires after a few years so it needs a constant supply. Siga will always be profitable. The question is just how much

[Anonymous No.50989759]

i got stop loss in siga i hope it goes to 0 now

[Anonymous No.50989779]

>>50989742
They gotta rename the disease. What should it be called? I'm thinking the Floyd Flu in honor of St. George Floyd.

[Anonymous No.50989785]

>>50989667
fine. our boomer-fonds are in $, so we're basically flat for the year

[Anonymous No.50989784]

NEW
>>50989778

>>50989778

>>50989778

>>50989778

[Anonymous No.50989891]

>>50989233
im thinking of selling some naked BBBY calls on the guaranteed chance that some retards buy them hoping for a greater fool