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Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:47:21 2022 No.50985553 [Reply] [Original]

israel offers a free second citizenship to anyone who pretends to be jewish. is there any way to profit from this as an american?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:49:31 2022 No.50985580 You are looking at this through a Christian perspective. The Jews do not welcome converts. Talk to your local rabbi, see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:49:40 2022 No.50985584 >>50985553 >is there any way to profit from this as an american? go on birth rite trip and try to mingle with fellow americans. Find a large breasted jewish woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:49:57 2022 No.50985590 >>50985553 > Get Israeli dual citizenship > Apply for a large interest free loan > Join mossad > Sell drugs and other illegal shit and never go to prison.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:50:48 2022 No.50985601 File: 827 KB, 320x237, A9BED241-0901-4672-82B8-B279201C1896.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50985580 shalom goyim

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:50:59 2022 No.50985603 >>50985553 I think if there's any questions about your status they'll DNA test you.. And they might do that anyway as a matter of routine. Lots of refugees have tried just this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:51:09 2022 No.50985608 As a true descendent of the tribes of Israel and not a larping Canaanite am I allowed in under these grounds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:51:34 2022 No.50985616 >>50985580 Gotta shmooze your way in there, of course you're not going to just walk in and ask them to make you a jew. I'm sure if you had enough money and time anything is possible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:52:49 2022 No.50985635 >>50985603 One of my Grandmas was a Jew, but it's on my Father's side. Think I'd pass or am I out of the tribe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:53:01 2022 No.50985638 >>50985580 I'm not a convert, I've been Jewish all my life. My grandma survived the rollercoasters at Auschwitz. Only an anti-semite would investigate further.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:53:14 2022 No.50985643 >>50985553 Lmao. You know how many Russians, Ukrainians and Ethiopians try to get into Israel pretending they are jewish. I think they even research your DNA if they have any doubt. No chance. You will not outjew the jew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:53:58 2022 No.50985658 >>50985553 They DNA test you. Yes the Jews are that racist and also consider themselves God’s chosen and call anybody that doesn’t like them ruling over us a white supremacist and all the boomers will also. Welcome to clown world hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:54:28 2022 No.50985666 >>50985553 Jewish is a race retard, they DNA test.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:54:52 2022 No.50985673 >>50985643 Slim chance but it can be done.

>>	Jealous Fri Aug 19 02:55:10 2022 No.50985681 >>50985553 >israel offers a free second citizenship to anyone who pretends to be jewish no they dont't

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:56:11 2022 No.50985697 File: 3.72 MB, 750x539, 1612708381365.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yes, buy ZIM

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