/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50984051]

He bought edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50981170

[Anonymous No.50984070]

its over

[Anonymous No.50984096]

We are turning garbage and plastics to diesel. 44 plants by 2024. 4k lph flow. I hope you all bought the 7 layered dip because we are serious this time after 17 years.
~Don
Cielo Waste Solutions

[Anonymous No.50984108]

There's a post shortage, so I recommend we bake threads 1/5 of the way through.

[Anonymous No.50984128]

>>50984108
Based

[Anonymous No.50984136]

read you faggot nigger kike cock suckers

[Anonymous No.50984147]

I bought SIGA to hedge against the monkey pandemic hoping to have some extra cash to spend during the lockdown. Now I am cheering on for the monkey poop cases to increase and hoping for a pandemic..

What have I become smg? You have corrupted the incorruptible. You have moved the immovable object with the irresistible force. Pigs will start raining. The sky is now Red.

[Anonymous No.50984151]

>>50984128
Hey, as long as the jannies know what we're doing, every thread should still get the required minimum of boomerposting, SOXL trannies, gaysex, and other /smg/ essentials.

[Anonymous No.50984171]

>>50984051
BBBY holders = suicide. Good luck and god speed.

[Anonymous No.50984172]

>>50984147
i, too, am now cheering for the fall of Sodom

[Anonymous No.50984200]

>>50984051
Umm guys... should I buy MNMD?

[Anonymous No.50984205]

>>50984096
Saw you shilling it earlier. Bought 500 shares as a $28 Hail Mary

[Anonymous No.50984209]

>>50984136
What's it about?
I will read it,if its not one sided politics

[Anonymous No.50984210]

If AIDS couldn't stop GAYSEX, nothing can.

[Anonymous No.50984211]

Spent the whole day making fun of BBBY and GME baggies

[Anonymous No.50984220]

>>50984096
It's not diesel but diesel additives that will make big money.

[Anonymous No.50984225]

SMG has been overly bullish lately despite the economic downfall we are about to experience.

[Anonymous No.50984232]

>>50984205
Garbage Don appreciates your donation

[Anonymous No.50984240]

>>50984209
read classics that the msm and social media don't talk about, it's literally that easy

[Anonymous No.50984241]

>I hate .87c in my checking account this month before I transferred money
nani the fuck

[Anonymous No.50984247]

>>50984051
>Since when were you under ze impression, zat CRAB-17 was over?

[Anonymous No.50984254]

>>50984240
reminder these books used to be assigned reading in most schools

[Anonymous No.50984255]

>>50984240
Ayn Rand did nothing wrong except being born non-aryan

[Anonymous No.50984268]

>>50984241
I have a seven figure net worth and still need reminders to top up my checking account with like $2k every month. Such is the burden of retirement.

[Anonymous No.50984269]

>>50984211
I love lurking the CLOV and PLTR subreddits. It makes me feel better about myself.

[Anonymous No.50984271]

>>50984254
>>50984255
reminder, the two books I posted have completely opposite worldviews but will still make you smarter than 99% of the population

[Anonymous No.50984280]

>>50984232
elaborate

[Anonymous No.50984313]

>>50984280
I just post Garbage Don because he conned everyone and dumped all his shares at 1.30, sending cwsff to oblivion. I made a few bucks off him but bought back in and lost. He flushed this stock like a Arbys beef and cheddar dump.

[Anonymous No.50984323]

Lol. The SPX Sirens. They are singing.

[Anonymous No.50984327]

Does anyone else down benadryls in the evening so you can actually fall asleep... to wake up in time for opening bell?
How many is too many?

[Anonymous No.50984337]

>>50984240
>fountainhead
BAHAHAH. ok bro, did /lit/ kick you out for having bad tastes?

[Anonymous No.50984343]

>Lol. The SPX Sirens. They are singing.

[Anonymous No.50984379]

>>50984327
>he cant fall asleep
bro just shut your brain off

[Anonymous No.50984400]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50984406]

>>50984379
LOL
I fucking wish

[Anonymous No.50984414]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50984430]

[Anonymous No.50984434]

>>50984327
>benadryl
Just get a prescription for xanax,literally its easy as fuck to get one,maybe mix both for profit?

[Anonymous No.50984440]

>>50984434
I don't go to doctors anymore. They always say I'm healthy but I'm not

[Anonymous No.50984442]

>>50984414
I cant believe theyre building robot niggers now

[Anonymous No.50984449]

>>50984414
im curious if this was aired in japan or another asian area?

[Anonymous No.50984455]

>>50984343
He doesn't know about the vomma zomma bomma volganna shark hurricane tornado that's about to rip through the SPX options chain. The Convexity Children have pissed in the pool. Can you feel it?

[Anonymous No.50984459]

>>50984337
>/lit/
imagine taking advice from 4chan

[Anonymous No.50984463]

>>50984147
The fall of Sodom fast approaches. (((They))) are going to use bootypox to its full capabilities. You thought aids made a pop culture impact? Give the gay leprosy 10 years, this will turn them into even bigger heros.

[Anonymous No.50984470]

>>50984440
>They always say im healthy
Tell her that you get reaaally anxious When you go outside,is that really that hard?

[Anonymous No.50984471]

>>50984440
Doctors are literally just the keybearers for modern drugs. That's what they're for, that's all you should expect out of them. The smart ones know this, the entire war on drugs is a war to protect their salaries.

[Anonymous No.50984497]

>>50984327
1 is fine, give it about 30 minutes to an hour. Be aware that if anybody says you can't develop dependency on it they are lying. You should take it infrequently and sparingly.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.50984506]

>>50984240
that's the wrong classic

[Anonymous No.50984514]

>>50984449
I still haven't gotten an answer on this, was it a european commercial? Was it just a shitpost or what?

[Anonymous No.50984516]

>>50984136
The Alymer Maude translation is closest to the original, as she actually spent time with Tolstoy. Great book.

>>50984240
Oh Howard, and your obsession with the perfect rock. Very interesting take on selfishness

[Anonymous No.50984523]

>>50984506
Now that's based book.

[Anonymous No.50984527]

>>50984327
yeah that shit is not good for you anon, I took one once and had restless weird fever dream sleep. take melatonin if you must but just limit blue light and workout so you're sleepy

[Anonymous No.50984536]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50984560]

> furnitures

[Anonymous No.50984566]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50984591]

>>50984516
>selfishness
interesting way to spell self preservation

[Anonymous No.50984599]

>PastFutures

[Anonymous No.50984606]

>We better ACTUALLY get a dump this time and not another one of these damn cockteases

[Anonymous No.50984614]

>>50984599

[Anonymous No.50984620]

>>50984455
no

[Anonymous No.50984629]

>>50984599
Bumble? How does that work if the lady messages first?

[Anonymous No.50984630]

>BBBY hit under $10 at one point
kek. people are seriously about to rope over this soon

[Anonymous No.50984649]

>currently on /smg/

[Anonymous No.50984654]

>>50984630
i've seen anons posting they bought at 25$
I really hope they realized they fucked up and sold.

[Anonymous No.50984662]

>>50984591
>self preservation
I thought the whole point of the book was selfishness was the ultimate act of societal good. And the selfless are truly bad people.

[Anonymous No.50984674]

>>50984323
w-what are the sirens luring us to?

[Anonymous No.50984697]

>>50984629
I guess you pick your genders while your making a profile? i dunno. If you choose anything besides a straight white male, I assume your going to get aids

[Anonymous No.50984701]

>>50984630
>>50984649
>>50984654
People are unfortunately going to die over this, all the people that missed GME and thought this was their rocket without doing any due diligence got destroyed today.

[Anonymous No.50984712]

Anybody know the deal with BLUE?
saw somebody mention it on here a day or two ago. is it set to go back up more or was this just a small pump on it's way to bottoming out?

[Anonymous No.50984721]

>>50984701
but they could have sold. It's almost like karma works in mysterious ways

[Anonymous No.50984745]

Nice, looks like I timed the cyclical CEI pump n Dump correctly this time

[Anonymous No.50984751]

>fulani braids

[Anonymous No.50984755]

>>50984662
>selfishness was the ultimate act of societal good. And the selfless are truly bad people.
sounds like the type of over simplified kiked slogan Ayn Rand addresses the entire fucking book. no wonder no one on /lit/ has read Ayn Rand, they don't read shit

>>50984506
fantastic book

[Anonymous No.50984760]

>>50984721
>karma
What's karma got to do with being a fomo brainlet now?

[Anonymous No.50984773]

>>50984674
They're luring bobo into getting BTFO. Lol. He's shorting before Nigger Friday and before midterms. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.50984782]

>>50984560
classy

[Anonymous No.50984784]

BASED CRAMER

[Anonymous No.50984790]

>>50984205
You stupid bastard

[Anonymous No.50984794]

>>50984760
>Works in mysterious ways.

[Anonymous No.50984818]

>>50984784
Dude. I legit get RC from the dollar store. Four 2 liters for 5 dollars after tax.
>Cramer shops at the dollar store

[Anonymous No.50984843]

i closed a two month -50% short today so theres guaranteed dump within the next three days while the funds settle

[Anonymous No.50984852]

>>50984818
RC is legit. Growing up poor we had a lot of that. Back in the early 90's you could get a can from the vending machine for a quarter.

[Anonymous No.50984855]

>>50984818
>things aren't a dollar at the dollar store
we truly live in the end times

[Anonymous No.50984871]

>>50984755
>no wonder no one on /lit/ has read Ayn Rand, they don't read shit
I haven't read fountainhead in years. I just remember Roark and his long times spent in the quarry, his minimilist room and not sacrificing an inch of his artistic integrity (and the competition/love triangle with his buddy and the girl), and the whole main thesis on Selfishness vs Selflessness. Toohey and the yellowpress was also a real eye opener.

[Anonymous No.50984874]

>>50984818
He's a Jew, why wouldn't he? Not to mention dollar general has been an excellent stock.

I go there to get anything Walmartish, like cleaning supplies. Sometimes there's good snacks too, to sneak into theatres. I will never stop shopping like this.

[Anonymous No.50984883]

>>50984818
>Dark Sodas

[Anonymous No.50984912]

Will DXY go higher than it's high of the year by EOY or will it start to fall?

[Anonymous No.50984918]

>>50984414
Her dad going to be like lolll not happening

[Anonymous No.50984930]

>>50984455
So a sharknado of vol?

[Anonymous No.50984943]

The only philosophy you should read is Stirner. And you shouldn't actually read his writings either, because if you actually need to read it you'll never truly get it.

[Anonymous No.50984950]

>>50984918
Her dad is a sissy boy faggot who lets his daughter work for jews. He probably faps in the corner while his friend fucks his wife after board game night

[Anonymous No.50984965]

>>50984871
I read Atlas Sruged, but after I finished, I figured that was enough Ayn Rand for a lifetime. But maybe it's time for the fountainhead

[Anonymous No.50984972]

>>50984950
stop projecting on the commercial billy.

[Anonymous No.50984998]

>>50984871
>Roark and his long times spent in the quarry
extremely memorable, I think about this all the time
>his buddy
Peter Keating is not something what anyone should want to be
>Toohey and the yellowpress was also a real eye opener
good, same. the same thing is 10x worse today

[Anonymous No.50984999]

>>50984414
This... this is fake right? I mean what the fuck does this have to do with a toyota car?

[Anonymous No.50985002]

https://www.losangelesblade.com/content/files/2022/08/MPV-Funding-Support-Letter-8.18.22.pdf

I fucking love California bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq-S8CIU7VA

[Anonymous No.50985024]

>>50984599
>transmoney

[Anonymous No.50985038]

>>50984999
Cars?

[Anonymous No.50985044]

>>50984999
>He still thinks corporations exist to make profit for the shareholders
>He still thinks corporations exist

[Anonymous No.50985072]

>>50984999
We're officially coming to an end of the woke era. A majority of the population isn't buying the bullshit they're selling and it's hurting their bottom line. It's ditch the woke shit or go broke.

[Anonymous No.50985079]

>>50984599
>when your gender checkbox has a complaints department

[Anonymous No.50985086]

>>50984999
Oh precious goyim, you have a lot to learn.

[Anonymous No.50985088]

>>50984998
>Peter Keating is not something what anyone should want to be
Peter knew he was a fraud though, and he knew he would never live up to Roark's artistic ability. The girl knew it too, but she was a roastie.

Also years later I finally saw pic rel, and I'm pretty sure Frank Loyd Wright is mixed between Roger Enright (The Enright house) and Roark.

[Anonymous No.50985099]

>>50985072
>It's ditch the woke shit or go broke.
I have a better idea. What if we just make them all woke, using pressure from trillion-dollar funds and state-controlled media? What will the goyim do then, starve themselves to spite their overlords?

[Anonymous No.50985104]

>>50985072
>A majority of the population isn't buying the bullshit they're selling
They'll double down before it ends though. It'll get worse before it gets better.

[Anonymous No.50985142]

>>50985099
>>50985104
Look at what the progressive strategy has been for midterm primaries. They Dems pushed "radical right wing candidates" to implode the republican party but uh oh, those politicians ended up winning their primaries. Looks like it backfired. James carville BTFO

[Anonymous No.50985153]

>>50984455
The Children of the Convexity have already bought their SPX downside vol.
You're not listening to the haunting hymns of the Children of Convexity? Really? Lol.

I can feel it. I can feel what they've done to the pool. You can feel it on your skin. You can feel it. not see it. Even thought it is dark. In the pool. The Dark Pool. You. Can. Feel. It. The Piss. The Creeping Warmth.

[Anonymous No.50985159]

What happens to this tommorow

[Anonymous No.50985166]

>>50985088
>she was a roastie.
she was a virgin that roark raped

[Anonymous No.50985167]

>>50985142
>Dems pushed "radical right wing candidates"
>those politicians ended up winning
Well their plan worked so far lol, if those candidates end up winning the general election then it backfired.

[Anonymous No.50985179]

>>50985159
Oops forgot lol

[Anonymous No.50985191]

>>50985179
I mean its gonna be worthless almost but you might be able to sell it for like 10 or 20 bucks

[Anonymous No.50985194]

>>50985038
>>50985044
>>50985072
>>50985086

I mean yeah I've seen the famous stonetoss meme and am aware of the recent uptick in nigger worship here in America. But fuck, it falls so perfectly into the meme that its just flatout comical. This has to be edited by one of us purely for our own entertainment, right?

[Anonymous No.50985203]

>>50985142
So... what you're saying is that the Republican National Committee of the United States of America is going to permanently remove, defund, and otherwise reverse the wokeness in America?

Please show your work.

[Anonymous No.50985204]

>>50984930
Yes exactly. A sharknado of Vol.

[Anonymous No.50985242]

>>50984998
This is a recommended read. Fast, compartmentalized, punchy review of an incredibly important part of Western Civ that is discussed very little in lardmerica. It's amazing that a nation that lasted so long is discussed so little, even if they were larping half of the time. I still think about the Greens and the Blues.

[Anonymous No.50985246]

>>50985167
Fair point actually but I believe it will backfire.
>>50985203
Removing wokeness take time and will probably never go away in progressive hotspots, but most of these Republican candidates are running on the platform of "we are tired of this shit" and most Americans outside of California and new york are tired of said shit. See Wyoming as an example.

[Anonymous No.50985255]

>>50985179
you loose 14 dollars
I doubt there will be buyers willing to buy that contract

[Anonymous No.50985270]

>>50985246
>>50985167
Shut the fuck up you white school-shooters and discuss stocks. Or else fuck off to your alt right dipshit rage containment zone (/pol/)

Let’s discuss stocks. Tell me what you think about oil right now.

[Anonymous No.50985275]

>>50985194
You need to go outside more, mate. Globohomo is the lay of the land nowadays. You don't have to go looking for horrific shit anymore, it will find its way to you.

[Anonymous No.50985279]

>>50985204
Excellent

[Anonymous No.50985283]

>>50985270
Take your meds janny

[Anonymous No.50985294]

>>50985270
>Shut the fuck up you white school-shooters and discuss stocks. Or else fuck off to your alt right dipshit rage containment zone (/pol/)

[Anonymous No.50985300]

>>50985191
>>50985255
But its a put but its a put i should atleast get close to my 40 bucks back before market ends

[Anonymous No.50985306]

>>50985270
EIA made up crude oil data after it shut down and didn't report for a week, which killed the first break out of my meme line. The next break out was killed by Iran Deal hype. It just broke out again because of the largest crude draw since April and now that China supposedly wants to reopen quicker and more substantially, we could see $100 crude soon again.
Anyway, the alt right was a HIllary Clinton buzzword invention which doesn't exist and ur a gay.

[Anonymous No.50985307]

LOCL is a good short. Has puts too (illiquid asf).

LOCL/Local Bounti’s Q2/22 results filed yesterday. Should go to $2 eventually.
Expect a significantly dilutive equity issuance in Q4/22E-Q1/23E

> Liquidity of $83m remaining

>Burning $25-30m FCF/qrtr
>Limited financing options

>Equity issuance will price at a wide discount (we estimate 8-10%)

> New language in LOCL 10-Q filed few nights ago: [pic related]

Put options are very illiquid so a lot of edge is removed there but it can capture enough gains on this pump in recent weeks

[Anonymous No.50985311]

>>50985270
>Shut the fuck up you white school-shooters and discuss stocks. Or else fuck off to your alt right dipshit rage containment zone (/pol/

[Anonymous No.50985327]

>>50985300
Be careful, the cult is in full swing. It's entirely possible that BBBY bottomed out. A 60% dump is like nothing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.50985328]

>>50985246
The RNC already failed to 'drain the swamp'. They are the swamp bud. And the microsecond that anyone gets riled enough to actually change anything (like you saw this last fucking week) red team and blue team will join hands and agree with literally zero dissent to maximally empower the government and NOT allow any violence to occur except by the state against its citizens. They're controlled opposition and they had their shot.

>>50985270
We can smell you from here Poojeet.

[Anonymous No.50985341]

>>50984912
Europe will die, DXY will moon temporarily, then we get Plaza Accords 2: The Plazaning.

[Anonymous No.50985343]

>>50985307
LOCL acquired a bunch of useless vendor assets and licenses, are super burdened by DEBT, etc.

Let's look at LOCL's Revenue ($6.3MM) barely covering interest exp ($5.5MM)

.Expensive debt (12.5% CoD) used to fund acquisition of Pete’s

>Both Pete’s + Legacy LOCL are unprofitable w/ negative interest coverage

>Interest being funded with cash on-hand = unsustainable

HMMM /smg/ TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS TO COMPANIES WHO ARE BURNING THROUGH A TON OF CASH ON HAND AND DONT HAVE ENOUGH CASH OR REVENUES TO PAY FOR THEIR TRANCHES OF DEBT

TELL ME

THEY DILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Anonymous No.50985345]

>>50985307
I sort of agree, but the options chain is dead. Your pajeet style copy and paste DD also makes me suspicious.

[Anonymous No.50985349]

I'm still holding SIGA

[Anonymous No.50985357]

>>50985307
>Has puts too (illiquid asf).
kek, don't fall for this like rocker

[Anonymous No.50985373]

>>50985357
I have no position in LOCL, I just said it was something to keep an eye on.

[Anonymous No.50985391]

>>50985328
>We can smell you from here Poojeet.
I can smell the cheese and hear the AR rounds being loaded from here.
Seriously shut the fuck up you edgy white tard. go facilitate some mass shootings on pol or discord lmao no one cares about DRAINING THEM SWAMPS HICKETY HURR

You dumbfucks need to return to your containment board so you can compare your pissbottles and AR-15's
>>50985345
I am literally just copy pasting my own post from weeks ago because i cant be fucked to retype it all out.

[Anonymous No.50985394]

>>50985343
>LOCL
>put options
>$2.5 put 1/20/23
Low delta and over 100% IV. Why would I want to buy puts on this again?

[Anonymous No.50985400]

Buck
Break
Beyond
Yolo

[Anonymous No.50985408]

>>50984225
Inflations peaked, the Biden economic recovery plan is working. It's over for ya chud.

[Anonymous No.50985411]

>>50985300
then you should make profit. Prob around 200-300, but it's hard to tell considering how high IV is on that option.

[Anonymous No.50985415]

>>50985394
Because my price target on this is $2/share and I believe that the realized volatility will outsize implied volatility BECAUSE they will have to dilute massively in Q4 2022 to service their debt.

As such, I am okay with paying for elevated volatility (albeit I will wait for vol to deflate a bit since it popped on earnings this week).

Moreover, selling ITM call spreads is another way to short the stock without paying for prohibitively expensive vol on LOCL. As such, one can either buy puts on LOCL or sell calls on LOCL. I do appreciate your awareness that high IV puts can be a horrible idea.

[Anonymous No.50985429]

>>50985411
IV on those options were north of 200%. More like 300% for closer expiries. That dude is not going to profit, even with a 60% downside move in the last two trading days for BBBY

[Anonymous No.50985432]

>>50985408
>inflation comes down because of recession pressures
>Biden takes credit for inflation coming down
>refutes we're in a recession which caused inflation to come down
The uniparty stopped striving for good optics for their nonsense after Trump.

[Anonymous No.50985456]

>>50985391
Wait a minute. You are LOCL anon plus "go back to /pol/"? I'll be buying calls on LOCL tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50985458]

Where in the country is rent still cheap?

[Anonymous No.50985475]

>>50985456
>anime virgin
>posts on /pol/
Many such cases! Sad.

[Anonymous No.50985476]

>>50985458
I'm in Michigan, pay $950 a month all utilities included for a 2 story apartment. But you'd be better off moving to the dirty south if you want cheap rent.

[Anonymous No.50985486]

What if it ends under 12 bucks no fucking way I lose my money

[Anonymous No.50985494]

>>50985458
Alaska or the southeast

[Anonymous No.50985496]

>>50985486
Lmao no dude, the IV on these options are just too fucking high. Sorry lad you will get vega raped. You might come out with a teeeny bit of profit but when your IV crushes, your deltas crush too.

[Anonymous No.50985499]

>>50985270
Good evening you white female Xanax taker. As it happens, I think oil is going to the moon, potentially with a temporary pause for the predicted US recession and/or Ch*nese half-price 2008 knockoff. However, regarding your interjection, as the set of ideologies collectively referred to as "Woke" is also what informs the pasttime of ESG investing supported by such well-funded organizations as BlackRock (ticker: BLK), which controls quite a sizeable portion of the passive investing market, it just may be relevant to discussion of the future direction of the stock market in this Stock Market General.

[Anonymous No.50985515]

[Anonymous No.50985522]

>>50985475
I have a special place for you in my next video.

[Anonymous No.50985523]

>>50985458
Most places outside cities, but some suburbs where cityslickers moved to after they fucked up their shitholes are high too.

[Anonymous No.50985531]

>>50985458
Unironically living with your parents. Just tell them how they were right about everything and it's your fault for not saving for a house.

[Anonymous No.50985533]

>>50985475
>>50985496
>>50985429
>>50985415
I was wondering when you would show back up

[Anonymous No.50985534]

>>50985522
Hope you realize that's CRBPajeet

[Anonymous No.50985544]

>>50985522
He just comes here for white attention, you will make it worse.

[Anonymous No.50985552]

>>50985496
But his intrinsic value will still be the strike minus the traded price. Iv doesn't matter if you're itm

[Anonymous No.50985571]

>>50985531
Well I did save for a house, but I'm thinking of starting my own business, so I want to decrease expenses. I wouldn't be able to move back with my parents since they actually don't have reliable internet in the mountains where they live... fucking boomers

[Anonymous No.50985572]

>>50985522
>video
What? What videos lol

[Anonymous No.50985592]

>>50985552
What the fuck lmao. Extrinsic vega value is the most salient part of your option premium value when theta goes away

[Anonymous No.50985593]

>>50985572
You'll see.

[Anonymous No.50985596]

>>50985572
hey mentally ill faggot, why won't you acknowledge yourself?>>50985533
>I know it is you and I know what's going to happen next

[Anonymous No.50985597]

>>50985571
You can't just run your business from your house?

[Anonymous No.50985605]

>>50985486
You should make money considering how ITM that option, even if IV is around 200%. But BBBY has to stay below 10 or else IV will fuck ur shit up.

[Anonymous No.50985617]

>>50985597
In certain counties you need a PO box because your primary housing can't be used as a business HQ

[Anonymous No.50985627]

>>50985596
>>50985533
Take your meds before you shoot up the local Walmart
>>50985605
Tautologically, that is how RV would benefit him. The very fact that it would go below a certain point would juice up his IV premiums enough again to render his puts profitable
It all comes down to IV/vega with these things

[Anonymous No.50985634]

>>50985597
What do you mean from my house? It's an online thing, so I need reliable internet. I can certainly do it from my current place... but I'm paying $2800/mo (still able to save about $6k/mo)

[Anonymous No.50985644]

>>50985593
Anon, do you make videos about /smg/ by yourself at home?

[Anonymous No.50985655]

>>50985644
No he has a black friend he makes videos with sometimes.

[Anonymous No.50985661]

>>50985655
I wouldn't think the good ol' boys of /smg/ would make friends with a....black.

[Anonymous No.50985662]

>>50985627
Thought so.
>Call me whatever you want but you never called me a liar
Pic looks familiar?
>You don't need to use this board as your dumping ground. We all know you are a mentally ill faggot

[Anonymous No.50985688]

>>50985662
You do realize that there's just two more weeks left until the Japan news? Idiot.

[Anonymous No.50985695]

>>50985661
*Black Twink and I love him very much.

[Anonymous No.50985702]

>>50985688
>Just 2 more weeks
Gee I wonder where I heard that before?

[Anonymous No.50985707]

Next time Euro crosses below 1, it's not coming back.

[Anonymous No.50985711]

>>50985702
Based sopranos poster

[Anonymous No.50985717]

>>50985707
Below '1' WHAT??

[Anonymous No.50985725]

>>50985707
the strong dollar is hell on oil prices, kind of would like to have my cake and eat it too if possible.

[Anonymous No.50985727]

>>50985644
Rocker is /smg/. He gives great stock and life advice. He may or may not rape you in real life, but if you have no friends then whats the harm? He graduated top of his bartender, and business class. His boyfriend is scoopsies, but he has been camera shy lately. They got a little rough the other night and limbs went flying.

[Anonymous No.50985733]

>>50985717
The reserve.

[Anonymous No.50985735]

>>50985711
>poopranos
>based
found the 80iq wop

[Anonymous No.50985736]

>>50985711
Sopranos is KINO

[Anonymous No.50985746]

How do I calculate Capital gains if I only sell a portion of my investment?

Say I buy 100 shares at $10 each for $1000 and in the same year the stock price doubles to $20 a share. At that time I sell just 25 shares for a total of $500. What would I declare as capital gains?

[Anonymous No.50985758]

[Anonymous No.50985760]

>>50985746
I should add to that, what if I then renivest the $500 profit into another stock? Does that change anything?

[Anonymous No.50985787]

>>50985725
Look on the bright side. If you take a trip to Europe you can soon eat that cake 50% off.

In all seriousness though, I feel you. I think US will cave soon too. SPR doesn't last forever. We're not gonna settle for gas lines so in the end some inflation stimmys are an inevitability here too.

[Anonymous No.50985803]

>>50985735
There is literally nothing pozzed about the sopranos what the hell are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.50985804]

>>50985787
>Stimmys
Bullish for my BTC and ARKK, all bobos are niggers.

[Anonymous No.50985824]

>>50985803
Why was "pozzing" the first thing your mind went to?

[Anonymous No.50985836]

>>50985760
You declare the gains. If you sell 25 shares and made 10 dollars of gain a share you have $250 gains. No your reinvestment in another stock changes nothing and you can enjoy getting recursively taxed forever each year if you trade frequently, it's literally the single most compelling reason not to trade.

[Anonymous No.50985837]

Guys recently I have developed the fetish of letting Asian girls sound my cock with steel chopsticks and then after I cum use it to eat their food with. I have done it a few times and was surprised at how painless it is but I feel like too much porn has led me down to this path... I don't pay for onlyfans or anything like that but I do feel like I'm in extreme territory now.

[Anonymous No.50985840]

>>50985824
Because you said it wasn't based

[Anonymous No.50985860]

>>50985837
Cool story. Me and my wife make love, I cum, then we shower.

[Anonymous No.50985866]

>>50985840
Check the ID's. He isn't the one you were responding to. Just an ESL nigger that doesn't get internet colloquialisms.

[Anonymous No.50985867]

>>50985804
Uhh, no.
The graphics cards and meme stocks stimmys already happened. This next one's a survival stimmy.
Biden may have been off by a year in his prediction, but the winter of severe illness and death is coming soon.

Once the inflation reduction act takes inflation to a new peak, they're going to have to really push to reduce inflation by inflating everyone's gas tanks with printed money.

[Anonymous No.50985869]

>>50985836
Thanks anon, from what I understand the fact that I'm a poorfag far below the next tax bracket up, this is the best time to make frequent trades, since my gains won't be enough to push me into the next bracket?

[Anonymous No.50985883]

>>50985837
Just to further clarify, I watch them eat their food with the some stainless steel that was up my cock hole covered in my cum. Just in case that wasn't clear enough. I have done it a few times already and was surprised how many women are into this.

[Anonymous No.50985912]

>>50985883
just watch out for the epididymitis bro. One of the worst experiences of my life.

[Anonymous No.50985916]

>betting your entire life savings on a domestic furniture store because reddit is memeing it when you could have bought VT and owned the world
Is this how Zeus felt looking down from Olympus at the pathetic mortals?

[Jealous No.50985923]

Is this pink milk fucked?

[Anonymous No.50985927]

>>50984271
it was spain not portugal

[Anonymous No.50985930]

>>50985867
>Inflation
>printed money
Also bullish, based Biden.

[Anonymous No.50985937]

[Anonymous No.50985940]

>>50985867
>pass inflation reduction act
>increased government spending makes inflation worse
>normies are too stupid to see what's happening right before them

[Anonymous No.50985948]

Fuck I forgot about opex.

[Anonymous No.50985976]

>stock price breadth
it just keeps going lower

[Anonymous No.50985985]

>>50985912
>epididymitis
Trying to be safe and sterilize everything. So far so good.

[Anonymous No.50985994]

>>50985867
>they're going to have to really push to reduce inflation by inflating everyone's gas tanks with printed money
Ho Lee Fuk
I'm gonna coom if they actually do this
Don't forget this will be right around when the SPR is running dry too

[Anonymous No.50986003]

>>50985940
Why is this man hand rubbing at the signing?

[Anonymous No.50986064]

>>50985836
WAIT! I have another question about this:

What if I bought shares on multiple occasions? Do I average my buy-in price per share for the calculation?

[Anonymous No.50986099]

>>50985803
You're right, it's just a lame fuckin HBO show.
>inb4 youre a tranny
Congratulations on letting globohomo mindwarp you into idolizing WOPs.
tl;dr: kys

[Anonymous No.50986136]

>>50986064
This is calculated automatically by your broker based on the cost basis calculation method you choose: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/costbasis.asp

>>50985869
>tax bracket meme
If you earn X dollars to fill a tax bracket of Y%, then earn another dollar so you're "in a higher tax bracket" at Z%, only that extra dollar is taxed at Z%. It doesn't suddenly rape your X dollars.

Obviously your initial earnings taxed in lower brackets are better, but gains are (with a few, separate exceptions) always good.

That said, understand the difference between long term and short term capital gains and their rates as well. The Feds and the state you live in will both want their share and have separate rules/rates.

[Anonymous No.50986147]

>>50986099
>how dare people like something I don't

[Anonymous No.50986154]

>>50986136
Cheers

[Anonymous No.50986156]

You guys, the war in Ukraine.there are new developments happening.
>how will this affect the grain supply?

[Anonymous No.50986178]

>>50986156
we are looking away from all the obvious problems and pretending they don't exist under the very slim chance they magically just disappear eventually.

[Anonymous No.50986192]

>>50986156
Tong was right. Let’s go back to the stone age

[Anonymous No.50986198]

>futures
*unleashes an extremely stinky fart*

[Anonymous No.50986207]

>>50986156
My theory is that they've intentionally stalemated things and are splitting the piles of dumb money coming in from the west.

Really, at this point, what would Zelenskyyy actually gain from the war ending? Or Putin? I can't think of anything worth more than several billion dollars a month.

[Anonymous No.50986216]

>>50986198
Fart blew in different direction sir. Please redeem another fart now friend.

[Anonymous No.50986220]

>>50986207
You just know Hunter Biden is siphoning some of that money too.

[Anonymous No.50986236]

>>50986136
Thanks, beat me to it.

>>50985869
I'll add, don't let 'tax brackets' dissuade you unless you know for certain what your income next year will be and it somehow makes sense. It almost never makes sense to care about what bracket you are in or let it dissuade you from making money.

>>50986178
Ignoring things counts as pricing them in, so long as we all keep it up indefinitely =]

[Anonymous No.50986248]

>>50986156
Russia will likely go for Odessa next while bogging Ukrainian forces down in the Kharkiv-Donbas border area.

[Anonymous No.50986255]

>>50986220
Yeah, good point. Can't forget 10% for the big guy.

[Jealous No.50986258]

Is this food fucked up?

[Anonymous No.50986259]

>>50986248
They always were going to take the entire black sea. Odessa is an important tourism hub anyways for Russians so taking it supports their domestic economy.

[Anonymous No.50986274]

>>50986248
Are we basing that on anything other than HOI style autism? Recent buildups or recon or something? At a glance it seems like every front's been static except a bit of L/D trench warfare grind.

[Anonymous No.50986279]

>>50984755
this movie was dumb

[Anonymous No.50986283]

REDDIT BUTTHURT INCOMING

[Anonymous No.50986286]

I FUCKING BOUGHT BBBY BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA MOON ARE YU FUCKING KEIIDDING ME RIGHT NOW ITS AT LIKE 10 FUCKING DOLLARS THATS LESS THAN HALF OF WHAT I SPENT PER SHARE S HOLYSHIT I SO MAD

[Anonymous No.50986297]

>>50986178
>>50986192
>>50986207
>>50986248
>Lauren Boebert is my new celeb politician next to rand Paul as well as Josh Hawley

[Anonymous No.50986312]

>>50986286
Post your position.
>show use your gore

[Anonymous No.50986317]

>>50986283
>>50986286
What the fuck did they think was going to happen?

[Anonymous No.50986319]

>>50985592
No shit but what does that have to do with what I said?

[Anonymous No.50986330]

>>50986283
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.50986333]

>>50986317
millenials are fucking retards all convinced they are geniuses because they live in their little echo chamber of everyone telling them they're right

[Anonymous No.50986347]

>>50986319
This is who you are talking to >>50985533

[Anonymous No.50986357]

>>50986236
>Ignoring things counts as pricing them in.
Ah yes, a lesson I learned from watching the silverbugs. lol

[Anonymous No.50986366]

>>50986317
I don't blame anybody new to PnDs cause some people need to get wiped out first to know what it feels like and to learn to sell, but this guy had 6 figs in it

[Anonymous No.50986375]

>>50986333
I honestly think reddit is a terrible place to go for advice on anything. Even on practical matters like fixing up stuff around the house the people there just upvote what is popular and not actually what works. It's a 100% the dunning kruger effect.

[Anonymous No.50986381]

/smg/ is an Elvis general.

https://youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA

[Anonymous No.50986390]

>>50986274
This colonel goes on Tucker a lot and has great insight, only source I can find for his comments are from rt surprisingly lol. But it also just makes sense. They have the vast majority of Ukrainian forces digging in after their retreat from the Donbas which would get cut off from the south if the Russians can take Zaporizhzhia or at least surround the area. The Ukrainians in the south failed to take back Kherson and took losses so they're already weakened. Odessa won't be easy at all though, look at what Germany had to do in WW2 to take it.
https://www.rt.com/russia/560893-former-pentagon-adviser-russian-offensive/
>>50986259
I agree, and it'd landlock the country.

[Anonymous No.50986393]

>>50986220
I think I've said this before but my friend works with Hunter and he is woefully fucking incompetent. I doubt he could wrangle that on his own.

[Anonymous No.50986402]

>>50986375
>I honestly think reddit is a terrible
That’s all you needed to type. The rest is just filler

[Anonymous No.50986411]

>>50986283
>fucking with
How the hell do these retards have so much money to blow?

[Anonymous No.50986418]

>>50986411
I'm guessing either trust fund babies or silicon valley fags. Or they took out loans for this shit

[Anonymous No.50986420]

>>50986411
I guarantee you some of them debt maxxed to buy BBBY

[Anonymous No.50986422]

>>50985349
Bought more today. I think it's worth more than the current price just based on the company's solid fundamentals with the upside of even more sales from an EUA for TPOXX. Just seems like a good stock especially with monkepoo becoming endemic to the gayz. Basically the moon mission phase is over but now it's a solid buy.

[Anonymous No.50986434]

>>50986418
>they took out loans
>>50986420
>debt maxxed
Who the fuck approves this shit?

[Anonymous No.50986448]

>>50986393
He has people helping him that also want some of the pie. I have no doubt Hunter is a fuck up. Come on he is a crackhead after all. However I do think he has all sorts of dirty people around him wanting to make money or advance themselves in whatever way they can including in the secret intelligence community as well

[Anonymous No.50986450]

>>50986390
Are the Ukrainian military leaders fucking retarded? It’s obvious Russia is using the railroads to push into kyiv and bolstering railroad defense will prevent further opposition resources from reaching future front lines. Especially when Russia is taking out the bridges and keeping the railroads.

[Anonymous No.50986467]

>>50986434
If you're normie enough banks will just throw money at you, they get off on that shit.

[Anonymous No.50986470]

We all fade away. We hamchads always leave after our best act

https://youtu.be/gfnZbjFPSrU

[Anonymous No.50986475]

>>50986450
Pretty sure Zelensky is still micromanaging with 'not one step back' tier orders. Plus he's being advised by the brilliant military minds of the NATO alliance.

[Anonymous No.50986478]

i'm going to poop in your bed, in your bath, and beyond.

[Anonymous No.50986487]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50986498]

LOL LMAO

[Anonymous No.50986501]

https://www.nar.realtor/newsroom/existing-home-sales-retreated-5-9-in-july
Home sales are down 20% yoy. Is this a bad sign?

[Anonymous No.50986508]

>>50986487
I didnt realize we had kengan fans here

[Anonymous No.50986512]

>>50986498
They seriously can't be this retarded?...

[Anonymous No.50986514]

>>50986501
Its a not bad enough sign. The decline in buyers have also been partially matched with a decline in sellers. Capitulation is still a long ways off.

[Anonymous No.50986515]

>>50986498
Way back machine this plz

[Anonymous No.50986519]

>>50986501
No. Keep selling hoomers.

[Anonymous No.50986528]

>>50986498
fuck I need to see this

[Anonymous No.50986532]

>>50986470
>All those coke cans lying around
The king really powered up later in his career huh, he's jumping weight classes.

[Anonymous No.50986536]

>>50984998
>Peter Keating is not something what anyone should want to be

why not? I hate reading now unless it is an absolute masterpiece. Idk why but most things i read I end up not liking something about the ending.

Take Dune for instance. Got tired of thr whole Jesus and living God thing. I remember liking Ender for the most part but something about the end of it felt off. There's very few things I've read where I actually enjoyed. Most time it feels like work or there's some dumb plot holes or the character suddenly acts out if character. It feels like most people are retarded and isn't worth actually reading.

[Anonymous No.50986544]

>>50986515
https://www.unddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wovb39/bbby_26k_yolo_with_my_college_funds/?sort=top

Image is dead though

[Anonymous No.50986546]

>>50986498
why do they do this? i mean in a way it's natural selection but it still hurts holy shit

[Anonymous No.50986553]

>>50986498
>deleted
Does reddit get their posts jannied like we do?

[Anonymous No.50986559]

>>50985072
>We're officially coming to an end of the woke era. A majority of the population isn't buying the bullshit they're selling and it's hurting their bottom line


What is ESG funding which is controlled by Larry Fink. A jew.

[Anonymous No.50986560]

>>50986498
well. college would have been wasted on them anyways I guess

[Anonymous No.50986571]

>>50986546
To seek validation. Redditards are a special type of breed. Most Redditards would trash their account for upvotes.

[Anonymous No.50986573]

>>50986553
It says removed if the reddit jannies do it and deleted if it's the user

[Anonymous No.50986582]

>>50986573
So,he roped?

[Anonymous No.50986594]

>>50986544
gotcha
>he was up 15k at one point

[Anonymous No.50986596]

>>50986546
He's right >>50986571
They're the types of people that would do crazy shit just so people like them in high school. A guy on fox biz today said it well, it's a social thing more than a financial thing.

[Anonymous No.50986598]

>>50986582
imagine having some faggot reddit kid who has to tell you he lost his college money cause he wanted to meme with some retards on the internet

[Anonymous No.50986599]

>>50985270
Nigger. Anytime we talk about stocks you faggots get MAD that we are 90% talking about Soxl, oil companies, Siga, and current latest meme stock.

I should have sold my soxl and amd last week when there were up over 100%

[Anonymous No.50986630]

>>50986470
You should do a video tonight about airplanes

[Anonymous No.50986657]

>>50986498
>>50986528
see>>50986594

[Anonymous No.50986658]

>>50985270
Politics and economy are very related you faggot. All areas of knowledge are linked with eachother. If you want to have the best picture you eventually will need to expand to other areas.

[Anonymous No.50986706]

>>50986599
unfortunately with the BBBY fiasco, we are going to get flooded with a bunch of faggots from wsb whining about shit

[Anonymous No.50986733]

>>50986706
I sure fucking hope so!

[Anonymous No.50986740]

>>50986658
He's not making some good faith argument he's just acting out an inferiority complex.

[Anonymous No.50986742]

>garbage meme stock goes up
>"why didn't /smg/ foresee this happening???"
>garbage meme stock goes down
>nothing but baggy cope

[Anonymous No.50986750]

>>50985533
>>50985534
isn't he the same guy who sucked toes?

[Anonymous No.50986761]

>>50986582
I imagine he got a ton of private messages telling him how stupid he was and deleted his post out of embarassment

[Anonymous No.50986773]

>>50985391
Imagine being this jewish or self-diluted white person that you use "whiteness" as an insult. Fuck off faggot no one likes you

[Anonymous No.50986776]

>>50986742
>"Let's stick it to the hedge fund managers! Fuck you hedge fudge managers! We're gonna fuck you rich fags over just like we did with GME!"
>hedge fudge managers seeing a way to get their revenge

[Anonymous No.50986778]

>>50986750
lmfao awwww yeah. Whenever you see an anon complain about white americans and though only is here when it needs its bags dumped along with talking about options as if they invented the damn concept.

[Anonymous No.50986791]

>>50986773
you need to finish reading the threads before commenting on them.

[Anonymous No.50986796]

>>50986778
Did the anon profit from dogs and women though?

[Anonymous No.50986802]

>>50986733
this trauma has created a superstonk2 cult now
https://old.reddit.com/r/BBBY/
look at all those conspiracy theories and copes

[Anonymous No.50986812]

>>50986796
What do you think? if it is here shilling LOCS

[Anonymous No.50986817]

New

>>50986809
>>50986809

[Anonymous No.50986832]

>>50986812
LOC el pollo loco holdings? How is chicken, dogs and women connected?

[Anonymous No.50986834]

>>50985533
Hidden tigers anon does look kinda chad though

[Anonymous No.50986902]

>>50986778
I have a bunch of that story saved. let me see if I can find it in time before thread ends.

[Anonymous No.50987056]

>>50984128
if half doses were 'safe and effective' they would be selling half doses to begin with. This would have been discovered in trials.

[Anonymous No.50987326]

>>50985349
That's going up to 40 by January. It's a solid play, just not some crazy MRNA moon mission. I don't know why people buy based on whether or not they think something's going to jump six gorillion percent.