CONTEST

[Anonymous No.5097385]

Crypto rap battle
Best rap wins 50 OMG
YOU HAVE 2 hours GO!!

[Anonymous No.5097511]

I buy dem crypto,
Ya'll should see my crib yo,
Shooting up Testo,
Moving from Fresno,
To mo'fucking cyber space,
Laughing about dem gays
On /biz
People here drinking piss
But I still like them for holding my bags,
OK bye gonna have robosex

[Anonymous No.5097619]

>>5097385
OP is a twink
he is a 100 percent in link
forever bitcoins cum he will drink
how low can OP sink
what a stinky, stinky link

[Anonymous No.5097837]

Let me yell ya that It was just last week when OPs bitch gave peek and I found out his bank was weak
Then showed her my folio while she guided my dick in her booty hole

[get reked No.5097853]

OKAY -queue beat guy with hat in back-
Buying Link like a twink, while I spank his mom with my sausage link.
Tired of holding my bags, while I am tired of people calling me, rags to riches.
Go buy at the ATH, and lose all your profits. BITCH
-I was high so that should give me extra points for extra roleplaying.

[Anonymous No.5097876]

Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang

yo ma name is yung crypto
new to the game
but i triple my money in a week though

i be shilling on reddit to the masses
going on and on about Link
how its gonna get them all houses

then i come to /biz to wind down
but all i see
1 clown 2 clown 3 clown 4

Tell yo bitch get on my dick
Tell her my name rick
Tell yo bitch i got a columbian brick
after im done ima give her the flick

Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang Lambo gang

Sold my soul to the devil
in all the gains ima revel

[Anonymous No.5097883]

>>5097385
Nigger nigga nigga nigga link

[Anonymous No.5097893]

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[Anonymous No.5097902]

Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang, Linkie gang,

[Anonymous No.5097921]

Now this is a story all about how
My balance got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how my chainlink disappeared into thin air.

[Anonymous No.5097923]

>>5097385

i like my coffee black like my women when i fap
like one twentieth of the time

[Anonymous No.5097954]

>>5097921
CONTINUE?

[Anonymous No.5097972]

yo check it
started with a grand and now im rich
sold all my bags just to fuck your bitch
bought back in and i did it again
i even buy some shitcoins every now and then
this shits so i easy i just bought my third car
why the fuck arent you niggas in xmr?
i could keep on rapping but i gotta quit
cause i gotta hop on binance and catch this dip

[Anonymous No.5097991]

>>5097921
Best one

[Anonymous No.5098002]

I want wiggers to leave my /biz/

[Anonymous No.5098021]

>>5097972
damn nigga you on fire homez

[Anonymous No.5098140]

>>5097921
Now just last month, on my favorite board
found this coin was really adored
so I says to myself yo I wanna make it rain
I went all in, me figured it was a no-brain

[Anonymous No.5098188]

>Yo, I’m da best mayne. I deed it
>......

[Anonymous No.5098218]

>>5097972
This is actually very good.

[Anonymous No.5098269]

>>5098140
now every day and every night
I check the price just to feel alright
the coin is there and it just won't move
I say niggers whatsup of this I disapprove

[Anonymous No.5098345]

I got 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

Bitcoin in my wallet dog (on God)

[Anonymous No.5098406]

>>5098218
thanks op

[Anonymous No.5098428]

>>5098218
Are you going to be delivering op?
I have some fresh rhymes I want to share with y'all

[Anonymous No.5098495]

>>5097385
I like to beat my meat
On my finance, I cheat
Yeah I got dat bitcoin, yeah I got dat good good
Sittin here at tradin and I got a little chubby
And right now I am missin my little bubby
You be seein me in dat lambo,
You be seein me with dat bitcoin

[Anonymous No.5098550]

>>5097893
Nice

[Anonymous No.5098558]

I got the bag, i flip and then i tumble it
This ain't no fad, you slipped now you fumbled it
I'm Harvard grad, FUD LINK till we crumble it
Buy up all the slag, my name you just mumbled it
My shitcoin just went viral
Yours in downward spiral
My bitch think you a typa fool
Your bitch in my mining pool
We laugh at u and are kinda cruel
Now I pack her out like a mule
Now she carry my baby too
Now I owe support, still living like Midas
Your Ls pay for my court, now no one can find us

[Anonymous No.5098588]

Buy high sell low
catch the dip oh no
arbitrage got me holdin bags of crypto
waiting for the moon
just catching meme's
all of my dollars just fading dreams

[Anonymous No.5098632]

I ain’t gettin’ nothing in live
Try meddlin’ with them whales and understanding their games,
Dreams of being an alphamale and getting them gains,
Everyday i wish i would die
I’m never gonna make it cause i’m lacking them brains,
Never fall for FOMO or FUD so much i understand,
But every call i make seems to never blow up
Never go up, never bring me closer to making it, shit,
Never bring me closer to buying an asian bitch,
Never bring me closer to snortin’ cocaine off of her clit,
JUST is the shit i got to handle with
Man i just really wished i would die
So i could already say my goodbyes
To everyone that i like
Saying goodbye to this shitty game where so many die,
Who had nothing and never been able to rise
But one day i promise you i will make it, for you guys,
For every soul that has died because of some shit in their lives,
For every nigger that works so their kid doesn’t die
Man i promise you i won’t look down on you guys
The only thing that matters in live is the will to stand at the top
And everybody who works hard for that can never be stopped
This world isn’t fair and it never was
But if everybody respects those who got the same flame in their heart
To do everything so them and their kids can be proud
Then this world is never going down even if it get’s scared

[Anonymous No.5098657]

>>5098558
i could see this being played on the radio next summer

[Anonymous No.5098659]

This is a good thread

[Anonymous No.5098677]

>>5097893
My vote

[Anonymous No.5098695]

>>5097972
>c

This is good too

[Anonymous No.5098697]

I can't rap I just want OMG
nigga nigga nigga
just give it to me

[Anonymous No.5098771]

>>5097385

Went to the city to get some action
150k,
unconfirmed transaction.

Hey anon buy some drinks for ladies , shall you?
Are you crazy bitcoin is only store of value.
every normal functioning human,
knows that for transaction is stellar lumens.


There is one extra thing you should know
Buy high sell low,
that is how it goes.

If it does not work, have no doubt,
you cannot cash out anyway in real life.

Omisego
0xf3b700480cf77904a24e6fe176b0dbf2d5d50409

[Anonymous No.5098772]

aight here it is

YO GRAB DA BOTTLE
It's going down time to hodl
I wanna sell, but ain't tryna shake my pony tails
So instead I stay in bed and bust all over fairy tales
Thinking of ways that I can off myself,
"Goddamn that's up 3 times, I could've held"
yo not tryna wagecuck, just have my dick sucked
Lambos in space, girls of every race
Keeping up the pace with the big boys flaunting fame
It's all a game, and these points I be pullin
But who am I foolin? I got Small gains
And they overshadowed by whales rulin
Now normies comin in bringing the crypto space to ruins
Got the rope tighter now and in a bit I'll be coolin

[Anonymous No.5098935]

>>5097876
I like this one

[Anonymous No.5098939]

>>5097385
You see that nigga
yeaaaah I'm that nigga
believe that nigga

aawwwww yeahh nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga

I am going all in nigga
spend my gains on bling and rims nigga
I ain't nothing but a gibs nigga

awww yeahh nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga

[Anonymous No.5099003]

>>5098771
this too

[Anonymous No.5099023]

>>5097385
A cryptic evolution
breaking chains like illusions
wealth transfer, revolution
from byzantine institutions
Move wealth like Wells Fargo
Then chip 'em up, like Fargo
Normies gettin in,
I'm dumping on em like cargo

I only look at market caps.

[Anonymous No.5099136]

>>5098772
this ones pretty good too

[Anonymous No.5099195]

satoshi be my name, btc my game
lamboland is nothing but a hodl game

money bag money bag money bag
btc neva inflate
money bag money bag money bag
btc neva inflate

shoulda bought it 09, shoulda mined it in 10


im garbage .

[Anonymous No.5099322]

>>5097385
Sick of waking every day
To trade daylight for fiat pay
I finally see a better way
Yeah cryptos are here to stay.

Normies don't realize
That the future will materialize
Decentralized computing
Prying open our sleeping eyes

There's no way to disguise
From the ruling elite's enterprise

This emerging power
Will light the way through our darkest hour
Governments turning sour
Trying to devour
Our last stand for true freedom
Protests barely work
This is how we beat 'em

Soon they'll have no choice
But to stop trying to silence truth's voice.
They'll merge into the blockchain
To create a universal super-brain.
Then all will have the chance to reclaim
Their birthright back from a system going insane.

[Anonymous No.5099350]

>>5099322
0xF5CDe14577228Da34bDC0898F30E1a46c8D2c57f
Eth Address

[Anonymous No.5099366]

>>5098632
*scarred

[Anonymous No.5099452]

50 omisego got me all queasy yo
having the right coins ain't easy yo
Ripple got me fucked up since biz told me it ain't decentralized
but then I realized I got other coins like Lumen making me fuming
I aint got more
grabbing the 44 at .4
Golem got me horney
trying to float the Waves on my 420
mill Ark boat while I Chainlink it to whatever island I feel
problem solved
Stop the Enjin
I have one Request before you get reqt make sure to make a safe bet
Dash your way over to delta
Grab that Blockcat before I melt ya
You can place your Eth on it
Factom
I'm on the Verge of finding the next moon mission
Tezos or EOS?
Fuck it I got my Status up
I know BTC maxamists are haten
Since I aint talkin about the great one
But I like taking Lisks son
you Basic Attention whore
0x0a6eafa76c63925b28e300a864521b22c5da6fac

[Anonymous No.5099479]

>>5099322
This isn’t rap faggot
Sounds like LINKin park

[rir No.5099481]

remember 2013,
The lowest it's ever been
Now all crypto is skyrocketing
and you wish you could have a time machine
NEETs bought early
you're buying late
No-one can determine the fate
of that 10k you invested,
in all the shitcoins shilled as bait
Your pink wojaks are great.


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[Anonymous No.5099499]

I'm /cryptorich/.

*Beat for 4 bars*

I'm /cryptorich/

*Beat for 4 bars*

Used to sit back and just HODL
Now Bitcoin is going Full Throttle
Got 10 bitches all of them Models
Give Nocoiners the Baby Bottle

Check out my dank Crypto Vault
You ain't holdin and it's all your fault
Startin' to smell lots of salt
I'll make you bleed like you're an alt

Bitches be after my Crypto
When the feds come around we just tiptoe
You ain't a whale you a hippo
I aint seein you buyin that dip tho

Niggas can't catch all these gains
My Green Candles be leavin' some stains
Run up in yo' BCash like a Train
I'm a Big guy for You like I'm Bane

[Anonymous No.5099503]

>>5097385
That's an awfully hot red candle dump

Listen...

I'm an old veteran of the crypto sphere
Been in the game longer than most the kids here
I'm spitting these rhymes to really make you think
About this one platform that we call chain-LINK

The smart contract concept really is bold
But it still needs a connection to the real world
OLD! That's what centralized oracles are
Someone needs to come and raise the bar

Decentralized, trustless, fast and secure
Sergey is the man with the oracle cure
Passionate and smart, that's who he is
ChainLink is a project you don't wanna miss

He had a talk at SIBOS and then partnered with SWIFT
Releasing the mainnet will cause a major shift
Industries save money, crypto goes mainstream
This is what he wanted, this is Sergey's dream

You're getting weak handed, that much I can tell
If you're such a coward, then go ahead and sell
This is a revolution, next level of blockchain
I'm willing to hold, wait, push through all the pain

You're a short term thinker, just a gambling stinker
Losing funds on shitcoins, weak willed like a drinker

I'm a Chad investor, you're a virgin jester, just wait a little while, less than a semester

You'll be sitting in a corner, like a good cuck dumbo
While I'm banging models in my newest Lambo

[Anonymous No.5099513]

Yo, there's OP - his
Palms are sweaty, hands weak
ChainLink bags are heavy
There's semen on his jeans already
He's nervous, NEET worthless and petty -
He's autistic and ready
To sell low - oh hell no, there's no profit he's getting -
Oh!
Times up over plow!
He sold low and it's over now!
Snap back to reality
Wagecucking and faggotry -

[Anonymous No.5099541]

>>5097385
>>5097511
>>5097619
>>5097837
>>5097853
>>5097876
>>5097883
>>5097893
>>5097902
>>5098495
>>5098588
>>5099322
>>5099195
>>5099452
>>5099481
go back to worldstarhiphop and refreshing blockfolio from your Metro PCS phones wherever you came from you fucking coons

[fuck you No.5099582]

>>5099541

[Anonymous No.5099735]

Should I trade or should I hold now
tewnewnewnewnewnewneeew
(repeat)


Pay me

[Anonymous No.5099746]

>>5099503
This is my eth address btw, just in case. I'm going to sleep.

0x774aa385fb2c8a72bd619f282d07cd5beb6f28c6

[Anonymous No.5099796]

crypto's make the hoes pusys hose

[Anonymous No.5099798]

>>5099582
you will always be a flat nosed fat-lipped lactose intorelant melon eating coon. Go back to where you came from and stay there

[Anonymous No.5099802]

Beat you to it earlier today broski

[Anonymous No.5099833]

>>5099798
You must be all in on Salt.

[Anonymous No.5099841]

>>5099499
>I'll make you bleed like you're an alt
10/10

[Anonymous No.5099855]

>>5099541
Lmao this nigga savage

[Anonymous No.5099890]

Ya u see me, Im grabbing my groin

Cause I got a fat stack of Bitcoin, yuh

Yo girl, she up in my bed
She say send me an eth n il give u head, yuh

So I sent her 2,
now I get Dem brain Nigga fuck you

I'm the best,
more coins than the rest,
Just Put me to the test

You say I'm gay
Well hey, you might be
But not my TA

You might say I'm whack
Crypto us just like crack
On my hard drive only, green wojack
Big stack

You can't kill me
Only way I die is if I lose my private key

[Anonymous No.5099907]

>>5099503
fuck me this is really good anon, you have talent

[Anonymous No.5100090]

>>5097385
Oh, cool, I get to expand on a previous post by like fourfold. Here goes.

In this hustle, I ain't even gotta kill for the guap, mayne
I'm 'bout to make a couple mil off the blockchain,
Baby boomers ain't too thrilled 'cause their stocks lame,
While these channers chase the wheels and some hot dames.
I'm on that /biz/ and rhymin' multi-syllabic,
Flexin' on 'em with the crypto like it's fully elastic
Don't buy high or sell low, whether GDAX or Binance,
I need to turn a profit, I got these stacks in my plans.

[Anonymous No.5100103]

I ain't got no motherfucking brains
That's why I fucked your chain, you kike motherfuckers
Take hashes
8mb block Size, crypto killers
Take hashes
You know who the chinkest is
We mine it too
Take hashes, take hashes

First off, fuck your coin and the chain you claim
big blocks when we ride, come equipped with gainz
You claim to be a currency, but jihan fucked your wife
We clog ya mempool, transactions stuck for life
lightning trying to see me, corporate coins I rip
Blockstream and ZOG machine some cucked -ass bitches
We keep on shillin while we killin small block jews
Steady mining, keep on switching over pools
You know the rules
Lil' blockers go ask your users how I'll leave you
fill your mempool up, leave you in pending, wait never ending.

B Core, don't fuck around with austist chinks
Quick to scale your shitty chain to GB's
So fuck fees! I'll let them miners know it's on for life
Don't let the big blocks ride tonight haha
Bcore murdered on gdax and killed
Fuck with gooks and get your chain stealed
You know

See, scale your blocks when you see Bcucks
jews are fucked when they see Bcucks, oh
Who dumped me, but you whales didn't finish
Now you about to feel the wrath of an autist
Nigga, I scale 'em up

[Anonymous No.5100160]

3000 LINK for the faggot who takes one of the good posts here and turns them into a real song.

[Anonymous No.5100185]

im that leet pajeet down the street cucking wallst with the eth funded braphog fleet
ridin green candles thiccer than vitaliks cortical sheet
rest in peace to petite peep
beep beep, thats just my daily moon alert, sweet
oops, made another 10x, had another 10 sex, phatter stacks than vinay guptas chin flaps
stinky linky, big fat chinky, yakuza, triad, all small dinky
white man pride, usa number 1, dragons live forever

bogpill hottie, zog cant stop me
bogpill hottie, zog cant stop me
bogpill hottie, zog cant stop me

bright green bugatti on deck, 4k projector with hentai 24/7 on deck, cover the haters in eagle sperm
we out here

shout outs to ytcracker and wickedfire

send money here, biztards btfo, the golden dolphincoin rapgod pawned he rap bags all up on ya deeper than confido: 0x4877ed4d97bacb5a45208975b52d25e25f44657a

[Anonymous No.5100215]

crypto make me sad, i cry
see them green candles, i buy
think one day this ship's going to fly,
refresh my blockfolio, i die

crypto make me sad, i cry
see them green candles, i buy
think one day this ship's going to fly,
refresh my blockfolio, i die

[Anonymous No.5100262]

ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang ripple gang

[Anonymous No.5100265]

>>5099499 (cont)

Mo' Nero Less Problems
The IRS can't fuckin Stop him
Pump up your shitcoin then I'll drop 'em
Blow up the Blockchain like I'm Moslem

Shout out to my mans Fluffy Pony
He's gettin' fat while you stay bony
All the faggot shitcoins are all phonies
Got my glock give me all yo Satoshis

You're just a whore Pump n' Dump
Fuck you like a bitch in your rump
Green skyscrapers you got red stumps
Stack money like I'm Donald Trump

Cashed out now I'm livin in Times Square
Gettin' mansions while you worryin' bout Healthcare
I be makin mills while you on Welfare
I'm the Freshest Prince like I'm from Bel Air

[Anonymous No.5100292]

>>5097893
kek'd irl

[Anonymous No.5100310]

>>5100090 (wasn't sure if I'd make any more before the time limit)

Gather your coins, folks, and hop on the rocket
Bankers callin' it a bubble, but they're not gonna stop it.
We're on a mission to the moon, while those bitchin' little goons
Runnin' scared because they'll have some competition pretty soon.
So wagecucks unite, we're gonna make bucks tonight,
You know we're all sick and tired of gettin' facefucked for life.
Chase the cryptocurrency, you'll be takin' control
Got that money in my wallet, and I'm makin' it swole.

[Anonymous No.5100327]

they act like they big tho
we know they aint shit bro
i'll sit back and slip slow
still invest into crypto

On a rocket to the moon but i am gonna pass it
change my name to Ripple the way i'm rising from the ashes
Got that Neo got that GAS stacking in my cabin
your brain won't ever load, guess i'll call you Kraken

i keep flowing i keep goin
these trees growin im tree blowin
these big boys like bitcoin
you're not shit, you're shit coin

0x211ac6e6961c296b47430d69c37ab1ccd86b8b29

[Anonymous No.5100353]

>>5100160
It'll take me a half hour but I can do it right now, are you serious bout this nigger?

[Anonymous No.5100362]

>>5100353
if I like it then yes

[Anonymous No.5100378]

>>5097385
How about a 70's inspired country ballad full of love, loss, and big ole moons?

[Anonymous No.5100384]

A Moon State of Mind (The Charts Hip Hop)
By 2coins
A Rap
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, /biz/boys, it's time.
It's time, /biz/boys (aight, /biz/boys, begin).
Straight out the huge dungeons of rap.

The moon drops deep as does my hen.
I never sell, 'cause to sell is the bro of den.
Beyond the walls of gains, life is defined.
I think of profit when I'm in a moon state of mind.

Hope the tune got some troon.
My boon don't like no dirty balloon.
Run up to the spoon and get the swoon.

In a moon state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The massive moon?
You complain about OP.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the spoon.

I'm rappin' to the charts,
And I'm gonna move your parts.

Low, high, pink, like a rocket
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a pocket.

I can't take the OP, can't take the wallet.
I woulda tried to buy I guess I got no swallet.

I'm rappin' to the parts,
And I'm gonna move your charts.

Yea, yaz, in a moon state of mind.

When I was young my bro had a socket.
I waz kicked out without no docket.
I never thought I'd see that sprocket.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my bro's pickpocket.

A fast coin is quite the loin.

Thinking of profit. Yaz, thinking of profit (profit).

[Anonymous No.5100389]

>>5100185
holy hit this one's awesome

[Anonymous No.5100410]

>>5100310
I set up an OMG wallet. Address is 0x3dfbb13348ee3b7ea922a3549ae398bf73a6a822

[Anonymous No.5100467]

>>5100185
lil paul?

[Anonymous No.5100551]

>>5100362
ok give me a sec

[Anonymous No.5100652]

>>5097972
verse 2:

just cashed out 50k while you sit and pray
hoping you can make it cause you sit around all day
by the end of this verse ill double my gains
i dont give a fuck about your coinbase pains
normies out here lookin for some hope
while real mothefuckers using coins for some dope
sold all my bags to your mom and pops
all while i was fucking your sister in some gucci flip flops
shits too easy got too much in my head
but why keep going when I could be making bread

[Anonymous No.5100686]

>>5100384
My wallet
0xdd468bf7fcbf89d1828b0ae5a09d52a2df356769

[Anonymous No.5100792]

>>5100160
I'm taking a stab at mine. Working on a simple backing track already.

inb4 >I meant one of the good posts

[Anonymous No.5100849]

>>5097385
Crypto
/biz/mo
Turn all the keys
Turn out the honeys
With that bitcoin money

[Anonymous No.5100919]

Hold up, lemme holla
Fuck the US dolla,
Got my crypto money,
Rollin like a baller.

Got some stacks in MANA,
ADA, and even in IOTA,
I've got bitches from Ghana,
All the way to Minnesota.

I've got a rig down south,
In a place called Juarez,
Shit's cheaper there,
And fuck the IRS,

Get your shit straight,
I'm a fucking tycoon,
Buckle up, motherfucker,
We're shootin for the moon!!!

[Anonymous No.5100947]

uhh uh
yo
i know you niggas AINT ready for diss un'

uh uh

yo...

how you bitches sleep on dis...
suckin chad and fall into his crib... ,bitch....
you know i know im rockin the mcrib..

mcdonalds 8 12 6
and im scraping it to live
damn...

i dont got thaat much to give...
0 guap account
and you know that, thats a triv
uh....

anon quitcha playin..
how oftern u finna promise me
that u finna get riiich? (riiich)
(uhhh..)
pay my loans off
and suppa size my tits? (tiiits)
(uhhh...)
im tired of your broke ass
imma let chad scratch that itch (itch)


hoe.. (hoe..)


u aint kno of my fuckin levels..
im holdin the greatest fuckin thing
that anyone can peddle (shillllllllll)
the petals left off a golden speckle
im holdin the keys
to the motherfuckin kennel..

let the dogs run and ill be
free of my terrible treble (howl)
thats right bitch.. you know im holdin up a medal...

UH...

im holdin LINK (link)
LINK (link) LINK (link)
LINK
AND I STINK (stink)
STINK (stink) STINK (stink)
STINK x2
BUT DONT EVEN SWEAT ...

I KNOW ITLL WORK OUT ...

SERGEYS MY NIGGA AND HE
LIVING LIKE MY SOUNDCLOUD...


ITS GOT A FEW FOLLOWERS..
12 IF IM BRAGGIN...

EASY TO REMEMBER
THE PRICE OF A LINK WAGON


I SWEAR MY SHIT OBESE
LIKE THE NOTCH ON HIS TROUSERS
ONCE HE BRING A SPEECH
ITLL LEAVE A DENT IN YOUR BROWSERS

IMMA RIDE THE WAVE OF
SOMET'IN MUCH LOUDER
AND MAYB THEY'LL TURN THE
HEAT BACK ON IN MY SHOWER

PLEASE JUST BELIEVE ME
ILL BE SITTIN ON THE MOON
WHILE U NIGGAS SING ME
THAT BROKE ASS TUNE x2

PLEASE JUST BELIEVE ME I DONT WANT TO FUCKIN SCREECH
PLEASE JUST RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MOMMY IM BOUTTA THE BLEACH

[Anonymous No.5100964]

red candle for like five days i knew it you a redditfag. making satoshis overnight bizfag you guesses right.

[Anonymous No.5101035]

Selling on green and buying on that dip, you better watch a player when he’s busy and he spits, that dream house is coming, I can already see my crib, btc kids tryina’ hate, that ltc does that itch go, yo.

[Anonymous No.5101068]

>>5097893
This guy is a legend and has my vote

[Anonymous No.5101074]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnJ1T6vV-x8

These bags are heavy, increase slow butsteady,
green candles on my charts already, moon mission ready,

He's FUDDing, but on the surface he looks cozy to hodl these bags, but he keeps on FOMOing, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sergey's just Justed me, AHHHH there goes my gains again, AHHHHH there goes my Lambo dream

[Anonymous No.5101078]

>>5099499
hands down this is the best

[Anonymous No.5101096]

>>5100919
>Hold up, lemme holla
>Fuck the US dolla,

lmao, this is fantastic

[Anonymous No.5101131]

>>5097893
kek'd

[Anonymous No.5101168]

Actually trying to rap it, I realized how clumsy some parts are and how I'd change it, but screw it, it's the best I could do in such a short amount of time. Also I'm a Slav and English is my second language, so it doesn't roll so well. If anyone wants to tip a real poorfag like myself, I'd appreciate it.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AUJm86IpKD

0x774aa385fb2c8a72bd619f282d07cd5beb6f28c6

[Anonymous No.5101171]

>>5097893
It's a yes from me.

[Anonymous No.5101239]

>>5097893
Lol fuck

[Anonymous No.5101307]

off to get that crypto cash, i might have fucked it pretty bad
i bought it high and sold it flat, now less than what i started at,
the FOMO got me pretty bad, i panic sold then bought it back,
higher than the first time on advice to try recover that,
got me feeling like a twat, got me writing shitty raps
for /biz/ so i can try and keep my mind off being broke and fat
struggling to HODL and on top of all dolla stack-
-ing dreams i tried to scheme but seems the market had another plan.

j/k

[Anonymous No.5101335]

>>5100947
Hahaha, good

[Lil' Pump n' Dump No.5101587]

>>5097385
>>5097876
>>5099499
>>5100353
>>5100792


Made an Actual Rap

Lambo Gang by Lil Pump n' Dump

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AIVwk7Xng0


BTC Adress:
1C7pspoKjJuqhQXGJWtXRuMuYhfeTGXZag

[Anonymous No.5101634]

kek guys the contest ended an hour ago you know OP is larping as usual right?

[Anonymous No.5102329]

>>5101634
I’m trying to be serious but I can’t get on my laptop atm I’m trying

[Anonymous No.5102433]

>>5101587
kek

[Anonymous No.5103060]

>>5100090 >>5100310 I actually did the thing.
https://clyp.it/o1wop4ah

Wrote, made the beat and recorded, all in <2 hours.

[Anonymous No.5103400]

>>5100919
hahaha

[Anonymous No.5103406]

ITS TH CLAM BEFORE THE LAMBO
LAMBO LAMBO
LAMBO
TRUMP IS ORANGE
LAMBO
LAMBO
WE BETTER GIVE OBAMA PROPS FOR STOCK MARKET NOT MR ORANGE
LAMBO LAMBO LAMBO
WAIT IMMA STOP

TRUMP WHEN IT COME TO BEING ORANGE HE'S AS LAMBO AS I I AM
HE'S RACIST AGAINST BROWN STOCKS HE GANNA DEPORT KOREAN TRADERS.

OH YEAH THE KKK SUPPORT TRUMP LAMBO

LAMBO I'M GANNA MAKE 50000K OF RIPPLE I'M GANNA HOLD TILL 9000. OR UNTIL TRUMP DEPORT'S INVESTMENTS.

LAMBO LAMBO BLACK STOCKS MATTER

LAMBO

[Anonymous No.5103649]

>>5101587
lost

[Anonymous No.5103850]

>>5102329
Take your time. We'll be here.

[Anonymous No.5103894]

My name is rick
I got a fat dick
Tick tick tick
Booooooom
Wabi finna blow niggas

[Anonymous No.5103913]

>>5103406
Fuck off the chan pleb

[Anonymous No.5103956]

came for the meme

but i stayed for the dream

browsing christian boards on /biz/; ya know what i mean??

you got your ponies, and traps, and giveaways on steam

but a lil basement dwella' here chasin' dat green!!!!

*drops mic

0x6332adb7c57df1fbc384e5e3574ced7aa3793f98

[Anonymous No.5104138]

*record scratch*

1-2 to the microphone, catch me on /biz/
Where my niggas and my extra set of company is
We got pumpin and dumpin, and Indians dawg
I'mma smoke on this Kush like I'm Pepe the Frog
My bags of crypto feelin a little bit heavy
I'mma stunt on this bitch in my '17 Chevy
Cuz I keep saving up for a Lambo soon
Checkin /biz/ from midnight to early noon

[Anonymous No.5104157]

its been a long time since i did this type of shit
im gettin mad gainz, and u gettin a bite of my dick
im saggin this dip, wait for it, im up in this bitch
literal bowser, im banking your shit, makin me rich
takin your princess, u gettin leveled quick
a million and countin, but gimme some more
spent a year in the county, fo shillin potcoin
got 2 strong hands and 2 balls in my groin
murderin this like ethereum and ark when conjoined

[Anonymous No.5104383]

>>5097893
i fucking love this board

[Anonymous No.5104610]

>>5101587
The anthem of /biz/

[Anonymous No.5104698]

I'm on dat B-I-Z shillin' dat XRP. Cause life's all about dem cryptos if u know what I mean.

Traded my Dollars for Doges, my Pounds for XLM. Tryin' to fight the Jews, but wanna be rich like them.

Bags weighing me down when I buy high and sell low. Pajeetin' on the message boards when the faucet too slow.

Get rich or die mining, one's gotta happen soon. I'm just a NEET with a dream on my way to the moon.

[Anonymous No.5104728]

>>5104698
1HxJbRZCrzFG82zZpjxjdQvG7s2t64aVZr

If one of you nibbas wants to toss a BTC my way.

[Anonymous No.5104752]

>>5097385
Yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh gang shit yuh
I juh bought a rari skrrttt
Yuh yuh yuh sskrrrttttt

[Anonymous No.5104768]

>>5097385

OMG is for nigaz
nigga nigga nigga
lean, coke
nigga nigga
mumble, bitches, lean
mumble, nigga
cream niiigah
Trayvon martin
fuck bitches coke nigga
mumble

[Anonymous No.5104821]

>>5103913
HE'S GANNA BUILD UP A WALL TALLER THAN MY GAINS WHICH IS -0.
LAMBO
IF HE BUILDS IT I HOPE HE'S MAKES IT OUT OF CHAINLINK.
LAMBO
I'M THROWING MY MONEY AT ALTCOINS TILL ONE STICKS.
LAMBO
CUZ IF YOU KNOW HE'S RACIST AGAINST BROWN STOCKS I'M DRAWING A LINE IN THE SAND YOU EITHER KNOW THE STOCK MARKET BOOM IS BECAUSE OF OBAMA OR NOT.

FUCK YOU MR ORANGE CHEETO. THIS IS FOR COLLIN

LAMBO LAMBO

[Anonymous No.5104854]

>>5101587
Nice just sent 100k

[Anonymous No.5104994]

>>5101587
fuck yes this is dope

[Anonymous No.5105108]

Blockchain secure
Glocks chains and broads
Crypto king here and we robbin the banks in broad
day light they might take flight when my
x-bytes pump to-night //
uh
uh
Banks to the floor
blockchain secure
XMR gang, other niggas stay poor
Tesla rari lambo party
Unless your name Satoshi your ass ain't invited
Your girl can get inside it
OMG got me excited
Blockfolio Xtra-byted
Normies don't try to fight it
uh
uh
Every single biz tard
LINK got their dick hard
Roger Ver a prick, brah
Roger Ver a prick, brah
And still (HAAAAAAHHHN)
Still, brah
Mysterium team sippin drinks ma'
Holidayin' permanently with the chinks, huh?

Datadash on my youtube,
real-crypto on my true tube,
Ivan on tech a cool dude
Boxmining a shill too,
you stupid if you don't see thru
that shit he sayin is whack too!

Send me some of that ether love! Long nights in the lab with metroboomin to put this together boys CULTURE 2 COMIN SOON

0xeB41D4Afb15C1F60ce69741E0872761E1A68c047

[Anonymous No.5105156]

Repeat after me:

"Buy high, sell low",
that's the way we roll.
FUD the pump
so, the coin I'll dump.
The Lambo I lust,
but the wallet JUST.
Short the bull,
long the bear.
Leverage for lull...
Dreams into thin air!
Even a tiny drop and I fold!
No rebounce to my weak hands...
"Trend's changing! Set the strong hold!",
My bad! It forever descends...
The whale is Yellow,
the dollar is green.
Pink Wojak fellow,
hold this bag you're so keen.

[Anonymous No.5105431]

>>5099322
I feel like a homosexual for reading this

[Anonymous No.5105447]

>>5097893
thank you i needed to laugh <3

[Anonymous No.5105456]

>>5101239
Love seeing my memes in circulation :^)

[Anonymous No.5105481]

>>5101587
A legend is born.

[Anonymous No.5105498]

>>5097385
Crypto goin boom
flying to the moon
stylin lambos soon
I'll get me a bassoon.

[Anonymous No.5105549]

>>5101587
holy shit this is amazing. if op isnt larping then you should win

[Anonymous No.5105808]

>>5097385
I know the time is up a while ago,
but im about to go in.
I want the sweet coins, and all the internet tokens.
I know you just shill,
no red pill, but dank memes.
Im all in red,
its just down hill, no plan b.
We're all investing in dev teams stories.
I was about to kms,
but then i saw the normies.
And i can never go to rest,
I need to check the charts,
I do in the shower, on my job, and in my car.
And i heard that Coinbase will add another coin soon.
Im in an accumulate fase, /biz/ bitches see ya at the moon.

[Anonymous No.5105826]

>>5105481
>>5104994
>>5104854
>>5104610
>>5103649
>>5102433
Thanks muh'nigs.

>>5105549
Thanks muh'nig.
Yours was really good too.

[Anonymous No.5105917]

>>5105826
I won't even be mad if you win, even if I made a quick beat for mine and recorded over it. It was still fun to do. And we all got a kick out of yours.

[Anonymous No.5106065]

>>5105917
>>5103060
Just listened to yours, well done. Specially since it was done from scratch in so little time.

[Anonymous No.5106491]

>>5106065
Thanks, my dude. Long live Lambo Gang!