/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50967842]

Boys Club Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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[Anonymous No.50967852]

Yotsuba best girl

[cunny slayer No.50967856]

>>50967842
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

[Anonymous No.50967865]

>>50967852
Are ya going to invest in her figure? Long term hold of course (40+ years).

[Anonymous No.50967890]

>>>50967855

[Anonymous No.50967892]

Bavarian Nordic can not keep up with demands for it's vaccine. Still cheap imo

[Anonymous No.50967899]

>So what's the deal with uranium? Is it just going to keep dumping or what? I mean, who are (((they))) trying to keep out of this thing?

[Anonymous No.50967907]

Anyone want to throw me some roulette numbers?

[Anonymous No.50967916]

>>50967842
TRANNIES ARE FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.50967925]

>>50967916

[Anonymous No.50967926]

is selling cash secured puts at 20 delta and selling covered calls at 20 delta the most based strategy of all time or what

It's so easy, buy to close at 50% profit and always have an order open to cap yourself at 100% loss. So you only have to be right 2/3 of the time to breakeven, whereas this actually works 80% or more of the time....it's simply an enormous ROI I love this profit

[Anonymous No.50967928]

any penny stocks bros here?

[Anonymous No.50967930]

>>50967907
Put it all on a hard way six

[Anonymous No.50967940]

>>50967925
Here's the original version if you want it
I honestly don't even know what it's from, but I see it in gmanlives videos a lot

[Anonymous No.50967942]

>>50967928
There is a Canadian company that is turning garbage to diesel. It sounds promising. CWSFF

[Anonymous No.50967946]

>>50967892
Dr Geert Vanden Bossche who use to work for Bill Gates said if they start mass vaccination of monkeypoop it will mutate the virus and make it more contagious. Increasing infection through respiratory secretions similar to SMALL POX. BAHAHahAhAHhAHAHa

https://www.bitchute.com/video/QJBkMUE2dBym/

[Anonymous No.50967953]

>>50967930
6? Noted. Need 2 more numbers.

[Anonymous No.50967955]

Is it friday yet?

[Anonymous No.50967956]

>>50967940
lmao its from streetfighter

[Anonymous No.50967964]

>>50967953
I said "hard way 6"
Oh wait... that's a bet in craps
You should learn craps, it has the best odds in the casino for you

[Anonymous No.50967970]

>>50967964
Dice is a game for niggers want to rethink your number you gave me?

[Anonymous No.50967982]

>>50967970
I didn't say to go into the alley and shoot dice up against a wall...

[Anonymous No.50967983]

>>50967953
35 black

[Anonymous No.50967992]

>>50967940
Holy fucking zoomer, it's from Street Fighter: The Movie

[Anonymous No.50968006]

>>50967982
You ever been to a casino? You ever seen who surrounds a craps table?
>>50967983
Noted 35 in the books, need two more numbers.

[Anonymous No.50968018]

>>50967992
I'm not a zoomer... I was just always more of a Mortal Kombat person, never played Street Fighter much, nor saw the movie
>>50968006
Yes, it was mostly old asian men. I won good money playing craps, more than in poker

[Anonymous No.50968037]

>>50968018
>Yes, it was mostly old asian men
Not in Michigan casinos kek. The Asians always hang out at blackjack.

[Anonymous No.50968064]

>>50968037
14

[Anonymous No.50968067]

>>50967964
Black jack has best odds if played perfectly. Some math fags in the 50's figured out how to play with the best chances. I think the dealer only has a 0.5% edge over you.

[Anonymous No.50968078]

>>50967946
This guy is saying the homos that are showing the virus are a small percentage. He says most of the homos are a-symptomatic.

[Anonymous No.50968081]

>>50968037
I've been really hot at craps tables a couple times... once I was going for like 30 minutes straight without crapping out, and one of the old Asian guys actually placed a crazy bet FOR me... because I was making him so much money. That bet ended up winning too, though I don't remember how much... walked away with about $1600 total more than I started with though. That was a good time
>>50968067
Yeah but blackjack is boring and you'll have to sit there forever

[Anonymous No.50968088]

Dubs for SOXL

[Anonymous No.50968089]

>>50968064
35, 14 noted. Need one more number from a different ID and fathands is gambling tonight.

[Anonymous No.50968102]

>>50968088
Checked

[Anonymous No.50968109]

>>50968088

[Anonymous No.50968112]

i just made a trading view account.

what indicators should i use?
i have ma, rsi, and macd. not sure what values to use though or any other indicators to add

[Anonymous No.50968115]

>>50968089
29

[Anonymous No.50968117]

I wrote these tickers down while I was drunk yesterday, what does /smg/ think?
BAP CACI SSU ISSC CNM LC TROX

[Anonymous No.50968127]

>>50968112
EMAs MACD and RSI are enough, the rest is flagging patterns and basic support and resistance levels..

[Anonymous No.50968137]

>>50968115
Aww shit I'm gambling tonight!!!

[Anonymous No.50968145]

>>50968112
VWAP when looking at intraday. If you have the paid version volume profile.

[Anonymous No.50968156]

>>50968078
He said the vaccines also cause covid to start mutating these variants. Based on Taiwan having no covid 2020-2021 and now they are being hit extremely hard there is evidence to his thesis. Also more people have died from the vaccine than from covid in Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.50968163]

TAbros, is this a local peak or the next leg up in /smg/ autism levels?

[Anonymous No.50968168]

>>50968088
yeah...............were back

[Anonymous No.50968190]

>>50967892
>nigger faggot troon rocks up to your girl as a fucking robot, what do you do?

also fuck all americans to death for peddling this horseshit, hope the chinks and vatniggers fucking glass your entire continent

[Anonymous No.50968197]

>>50968112
Use EMA over SMA. MACD and RSI solid. Volume Profile is cool. It shows the volume that occurred at different price levels, which can create support/resistance if there's a price with high volume. Use it on multiple time frames. TTM Squeeze which is basically a bollinger band squeeze with with a momentum indicator. You can use it on multiple timeframes, and it works best with stacked EMAs. VWAP is popular on the smaller time frames like another anon mentioned.

[Anonymous No.50968206]

>>50968163
>next leg up
sure anon stonks only go up
buy the dip buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.50968207]

>>50968190
>post hands

[Anonymous No.50968242]

naughty Sanna... how should she be punished?

[Anonymous No.50968244]

>>50968163
It comes down to SPX, I'm guessing the top is somewhere between 4400-4600, based on eyeballing the weekly chart. So not yet.

[Anonymous No.50968249]

>>50967892

What...

What does this have to do with selling cars....

[Anonymous No.50968256]

$bj

[Anonymous No.50968265]

>>50968244
Kek shows you exactly why you don't buy cheap steaks. Shits loaded up with brine.

[Anonymous No.50968276]

>>50968190

I bet your some piece of shit bug eating europoor

[Anonymous No.50968279]

dear farty ponies
please do not fart on the stock market tomorrow
i need an exit pump
thank you so much
edward mumu

[Anonymous No.50968317]

>>50968265
>weight raw
>heat
>loses water
>weight again

[Anonymous No.50968329]

Why is the forest quiet. Answer.

[Anonymous No.50968331]

>>50968256
The last meme ticker I bought was SMG and I lost a couple hundred bucks on it. Meme tickers never again!

[Anonymous No.50968338]

>>50968317
Yep exactly. That's why anytime you find that dollar store meat you aren't actually getting a deal. Dollar store meat is so full of brine that you can't even brown the meat.

[Anonymous No.50968344]

Why is liquidity so low rn, despite so much exuberance?

[Anonymous No.50968348]

Why does the forest stay quiet

[Anonymous No.50968351]

>>50968329
Because you got BTFO on your VIX call spreads.

[Anonymous No.50968359]

>>50967942
One of my greatest trades was buying into this.
One of my worst trades was buying into it again after it topped out.

[Anonymous No.50968360]

>>50968329
Time is the one thing that can’t be stopped. Like a sharp blade, it silently cuts through hard and soft, constantly advancing. Nothing is capable of jolting it even the slightest bit, but it changes everything.

[Anonymous No.50968365]

>>50968329
the farty ponies are saving their farts for an epic kamikaze attack...

[Anonymous No.50968369]

Hope you're getting ready for the upcoming dump,mumu

[Anonymous No.50968375]

>>50968348
It is impossible for me to sleep out in nature. Especially in the summer. All these little animals are so fucking loud. So I really wouldn't call the forest quiet at any time. And then there is all the insects wich is a topic by itself...

[Anonymous No.50968379]

>>50968329

>why is the forest silent

Because there are preditors near. My guess? After midterms, market dumps into the toilet

[Anonymous No.50968385]

>>50968197
>Use EMA over SMA
Why?

[Anonymous No.50968391]

>>50968375
Have you ever been in a forest that was dead silent? Our primal instincts cause goosebumps on the back of our neck. The animals are quiet for a reason.

[Anonymous No.50968390]

>>50968379
>after midterms
A bit too optimistic there

[Anonymous No.50968395]

>>50968391
Hm no I haven't. Only in my dreams... I was so afraid that I couldn't move. Really creepy dream.

[Anonymous No.50968396]

>>50968329
the forest fairy faggots are being buttfucked by me and the boys, the forest isnt quiet, its getting heemed and bleeding and soon there will be no forest

[Anonymous No.50968403]

>>50968351
>>50968375
>>50968379
>>50968365
>>50968360
Some of you are close. I’ll give you a hint. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.50968413]

>>50968403
it's a snek

[Anonymous No.50968416]

>>50968385
I would assume it's because MA's are lagging indicators, and EMAs give more weight to more recent data, confirming a trend better

[Anonymous No.50968418]

>>50967907
it will soon be considered racist to not eat bugs.

[Anonymous No.50968420]

>>50968207
>>50968276
IM AN AMERICAN THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH. I PAY MY TAXES. YES I WENT TO WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR 20 YEARS, YES WE WON THE WAR. WE WIN EVERY WAR, NO I CANT AFFORD TO PAY MY MEDICAL BILLS OR STUDENT DEBT. USA USA. YES IM GIVING MONEY TO ISRAEL THEY NEED IT. BUILD THE WALL. YES I LOVE NIGGERS HOW COULD YOU TELL I LET ME WIFE FUCK A DIFFERENT COON EVERY NIGHT WHILE IM WORKING MY MIN WAGE MCJOB. YES IM WHITE, NO MY HAIR IS BLACK AND MY NAPPY COON HAIR IS LIKE VELCRO. YES I GOT GUNS TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT OF COURSE I'LL USE THEM IF THREATENED. 2ND AMENDMENT USA USA USA, GREATEST NATION ON EARTH WE LOVE KILLING THIRD WORLD BROWNS, WMDS 9/11 SUCK MY DICK EUROS. I LIVE AND DIE FOR ISRAEL. SAYS HERE IN THE BIBLE WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS. YES I VOTE AND ALWAYS WIN. GONNA CHOP OFF MY SONS DICK AND PUT HIM IN A DRESS AS SOON AS IM DONE DEEPTHROATING THIS RABBIS DICK AND BALLS

fuck up mutt dumb cunt. buy GME fellow apes diamond hands

[Anonymous No.50968421]

>>50968403
>python
try C#

[Anonymous No.50968422]

>>50968385
EMA gives more weight to the recent prices. Which is important when using longer moving averages, like the 100 or 200. I find that they're more "accurate." That being said, some algos will use the SMA. Take a look at SPY getting rejected by the 200 SMA yesterday.

[Anonymous No.50968423]

>>50968391
Right. Exactly. This is a huge reason to point out That The Forest Is Quiet a bunch of times.

[Anonymous No.50968426]

>>50968403

>computer shit and programs or something

Whatever man. People write these programs and make Alphabet corporations. I blame people. Not technology

[Anonymous No.50968429]

>>50968395
Having dreams about being in a forest is you attempting to tap into your subconscious. You should stop being a pussy and found out what is in there.

[Anonymous No.50968436]

Reddit is pumping the fuck out of BBBY making tons of money and you niggers haven't even posted once about it in this thread. Why does anybody come here?

[Anonymous No.50968448]

>>50968359
Me with ALYI lmao, I'll harvest the losses some year

[Anonymous No.50968455]

>>50968426
Look at the shadows. Shadows. They’ll explain why the forest is quiet.

[Anonymous No.50968458]

>>50968436
Do you need smg to screen stocks for you? Of course we know bbby is insane right now. No one knows when the music is going to stop so what do you want from us asshole?

[Anonymous No.50968462]

>>50968436
it's civilized EU time now, wait until the US monkeys wake up and you'll see gaysex sissies and meme gambler emerge in no time

[Anonymous No.50968470]

>>50968420

I can tell you're from the UK. Did you ask permission to buy your 30 inch regulation pistol?

[Anonymous No.50968491]

What’s in the shadows.

[Anonymous No.50968497]

>>50968458
I'm awake right now thank you.

[Anonymous No.50968501]

BWV went up 209% yesterday. People are now clamoring about APRN. Calls seem a little high but bullish open interest towards calls is way up compared to puts

[Anonymous No.50968507]

>>50968455

Yeah whatever. You're being vague because you don't know shit, or you are high on amphetamines.

[Anonymous No.50968508]

>>50968429
Probably alot.But I don't care. I'm only barely functioning. When I drink alcohol there is a 50% chance I will start crying and go home. Lmao. No need to find out whats there. It's all broken.

[Anonymous No.50968509]

>>50968497
Meant for >>50968462

[Anonymous No.50968520]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50968530]

>>50968508
Yes there is a need. In fact your life's very purpose is in that forest. Being too scared to find out in of itself is telling what kind of bitch you are. Do it pussy.

[Anonymous No.50968534]

>>50968088
Kek, let's gooo
Who else gonna boymode when they Make It? I might even get some Bog fillers tbaka

[Anonymous No.50968536]

>>50967899
No soup for you!

[Anonymous No.50968540]

>>50968507
You're afraid of finding out why the forest is quiet. It's a shame. You'll wish you found out earlier before It happens.

[Anonymous No.50968542]

Tranny anon if you're still here. Reverse your evil ways and try to be more like Elvis. He was a man's man. He lived a great life and died the way any great man should. Shidding and farding. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some gambling to do.

https://youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA

[Anonymous No.50968550]

>>50968112
Some pajeet I follow said OBV, on balance volume or something, it's just something else to consider when looking for trends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk7OjRTdj7E

[Anonymous No.50968552]

>>50968530
Life has no purpose and everything you could find in your subconcious fixes itself by moving forward.

[Anonymous No.50968571]

I never realized TWTR first launched in 2006 and that's the beginning of things starting to suck. Also when FB began public access.

[Anonymous No.50968576]

so when do i buy????

[Anonymous No.50968593]

Silence is so scary is that it creates a sense of anticipation — or anxiety — depending on what you're hoping to expect.
When the forest is quiet, it's because of anticipation.

When does Q4 begin.

[Anonymous No.50968604]

ohhh I get it. The forest is quiet because the bears went to sleep.
They're afraid to come out so they just went into early hibernation.

[Anonymous No.50968616]

>>50968470
>i got my heckin guns that are as about as useful to me as my funko pop/star wars/marvel/cape-shit paraphernalia
>therefore my existence is justified in the eyes of my god, no hes not a jew, no the religion is entirely original and no i dont serve as israels cum toilet
> MUH HECKIN GUNS MUH FREEDOM
>heres a $2.00 burger(MUH HECKIN GOY SLOP) to go along with that serving of nigger faggot smegma
>MUH red hat and MAGA slogan WE HECKIN DID IT fellow patriots
>watch me justify the existence of my satanic hellscape with circular logic and patriotic fervor

buy bbby fellow apes

[Anonymous No.50968618]

>>50968576
After it goes down

[Anonymous No.50968625]

all the animals went to a party you weren't invited to

[Anonymous No.50968637]

>>50968542
my favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X340xv4PSGw

[Anonymous No.50968646]

>>50968396
based heemposter, hedgies and kikes btfo KWABs

[Anonymous No.50968670]

https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20220816-the-sharp-rise-in-egg-freezing

how do i invest in egg freezing and invitro for all the rich roasties who will die alone?

[Anonymous No.50968688]

>>50968571
Youtube as well.

Hey fun fact, did you know Facebook launched literally a day after DARPA was denied the ability to use a citizen surveillance project?
BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

[Anonymous No.50968698]

>>50968604
It's definitely not bears causing the forest to go quiet.

[Anonymous No.50968716]

>>50968436
Look how pricy those 1dte are.. Holy fuckkk haha maybe I took my profs a little too early

>>50968542
Better version of song
https://youtu.be/vdGHOi_4lps

[Anonymous No.50968737]

>>50968688
I still have my YouTube confirmation email from then. There were a lot of cool people doing interesting things before the algo took over. Better times.... better times...

[Anonymous No.50968750]

>>50968670
Probably a medical reit

[Anonymous No.50968772]

Ok so I lost $180 in like 15 minutes, but that's the way she goes.

[Anonymous No.50968775]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50968796]

>>50968772

[Anonymous No.50968801]

Tonight was a sign. I'm going all in on PMVP. Follow me to the promised land.

[Anonymous No.50968804]

>>50968436
Because they’re contained in their own thread.

[Anonymous No.50968811]

glad to be apart of the occupy wallstreet 2.0 movement fellow wypipo. we'll heckin show those hedgies whos really in charge this time for sure. so heckin excited to finally escape my peasant servitude, red or blue either way us patriots always win.
wonder if our overlords will toss us any scraps in my dog bowl after they're done sucking at the husk of my future, at least ill be getting my good goy points for being an obedient virtue signaling cumrag.
>muh hecking pledge of allegiance
>muh hecking star spangled banner
>MUH democracy
>muh mil-industrial complex
>muh big pharma capitalist money vaccum
>spare a shekel wherever you can fellow white patriots

stack gold and silver and dont forget the guns and ammo fellow preppers

[Anonymous No.50968816]

>>50968796

[Anonymous No.50968841]

I hate 3d women

[Anonymous No.50968846]

>>50968616

Lol. Sounds like someone doesn't have permission to buy guns. Too bad. Maybe if you bend over and offer your ass, the government might let you purchase one.

I live in freedom land. I'm not gay and dumb like you

[Anonymous No.50968877]

>>50968670
Unreal the lengths women will go to to not have kids young

[. No.50968893]

>>50967926
Yes, wheeling is a great strategy. Do it on quality dividend stocks, so if you get assigned, you will receive dividends in lieu of covered calls (when its not advantageous to write said calls)

If you use margin (you should if you can- margin on naked puts is interest free), make sure you hedge by selling index bear spreads (at the money, as far out in time as possible), and naked puts on VIX, VIXM, UUP, and HDGE (with the intent to get assigned and hold). These hedges should be constitute 30-50% of your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.50968906]

Why am I here with you useless fags when I could be making millions with Reddit?

[Anonymous No.50968910]

Ok I've decided I need to make a video to teach zoomers how to be men. As soon as my totino's pizza is done I'm taking you to school.

[Anonymous No.50968913]

Straight of Malacca. November. The Hunters wait with bated breath.

[Anonymous No.50968917]

>>50968540
the forest is quiet because you're high on methamphetamines and no one wants to talk to the crackhead in the corner

[Anonymous No.50968927]

>>50968846
>funko pop collector
>you live in a circus and you are the emasculated & castrated lion

dont even attempt to debate me golem. buy DIS

[. No.50968930]

>>50968470
>making fun of Britbong's loicense regime when you just posted what the US government considers an SBR because of a tiny metal rod at the end of the grip

[Anonymous No.50968934]

>>50968913

[. No.50968952]

>>50968841
If rape were legal, you wouldnt hate them so much

[Anonymous No.50968979]

How many rotted noses will have to fall off of people's faces before the FDA checks their homophobia and grants TPOXX the EUA, SIGAsisters?

[Anonymous No.50969004]

>>50968979
couple more. we really need a white woman to get it before its taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.50969008]

>>50968930

Come on man. This is funny.

[Anonymous No.50969025]

How will the next CPI report turn out?
I'm up 8% on AAPL but my gut is telling me the current rally is pretty much over, next month's report feels like it'll tank the market again and not even the new iPhone 14 announcement in september will be able to save AAPL short term

[Anonymous No.50969033]

>he ignored the VVIX/VIX hack
>correctly predicts the market top 1 day prior (again)

[Anonymous No.50969047]

>>50969033
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.50969059]

>>50969033
>vix
>doing anything

[Anonymous No.50969061]

Bbby $50 by friday now that we know hedgefunds are in bed with the SEC. The Ryan cohen filing was released before it was on the SEC website. These niggers are literally committing crimes.

[Anonymous No.50969067]

>>50969033
it just says i have to log in
just not gonna log in and keep going up

[Anonymous No.50969080]

>>50969061
What's your average,baggie?

[Anonymous No.50969086]

>>50967842
Which one of you fag did this?

[Anonymous No.50969125]

>>50969047
>>50969059
>>50969067
type vvix/vix into trading view, pull up the chart draw the channel look wat happens everytime we touch the top of the channel since nov 2021. Glad to have found this kikery

[Anonymous No.50969128]

>>50969061

Whats going on here? Are institutions shorting non-existing shares again?

[Anonymous No.50969137]

>>50969125
Please delete this.

[Anonymous No.50969149]

>>50969086
we accidentally a bear market sorry

[Anonymous No.50969166]

>>50969061
$14. Not selling, won't be manipulated by hedgies.

[Anonymous No.50969171]

>>50969125
the chart of what? Apple? Soxl? Spy?

[Anonymous No.50969175]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50969189]

>forwards

[Anonymous No.50969199]

Why do we avoid the dark.

[Anonymous No.50969223]

>>50969125
no i'm just going to not look and keep heading towards new aths

[Anonymous No.50969227]

[Anonymous No.50969234]

>>50969171
It has worked for spy and qqq. Buy near the bottom of the channel sell the top. It is scary how accurate it has been. It would have said to sell Mid Nov, Late Dec, Feb 9th, April 1st, and now august 12, always a few days before the drops happen.

[Anonymous No.50969236]

Bros Trainwrecks hit a max win in slots and I'm still down thousands.

[Anonymous No.50969237]

>poo poo

[Anonymous No.50969238]

>>50969227
are we green or red tomorrow?

When does the beat market resume? When do we reach 4500 again?

[Anonymous No.50969259]

>>50968893
No nakies on faggothood, baka. That sounds like some advanced shit dude I mean like special permission to do that

[Anonymous No.50969273]

>>50969025
They're shifting some production for the launch to India because of chinese tensions, who knows how many units will be available?

[Anonymous No.50969277]

>>50969238
Red, more options expire worthless if the indexes go lower. Tons of puts are already otm regardless. All the RSI's were blown tf out too. SPY RSI highest since nov 2021 kek.

[Anonymous No.50969281]

I wonder who could be behind this. Fudding and dropping the price and purchasing 25$ million in shorts that expire friday.

[Anonymous No.50969283]

>>50969234
is this that one thing where the guy told us to plug in some function on trading view?

[Anonymous No.50969285]

>>50969025
It might be worse,but we get fed meeting though

[Anonymous No.50969286]

>>50968670
PGNY. Some anons were shilling it recently

[Anonymous No.50969307]

>>50969281
What are you using to see the option chain like that? It's awesome

[Anonymous No.50969358]

>>50969277
This month was a bear shakeout. A lot of lazy/stupid funds with low conviction were bearish and smart institutions have been targetting them. I kept seeing stupid shit like 'long only' funds entering net short positions. When everybody is short it's usually a great opportunity to inverse them, because the risk profile of a short position is much more dangerous when it works against you, most of these funds will close their short at a big loss rather than ride them out.

[Anonymous No.50969370]

>>50969025
I have made a decision to stop thinking about stuff like this for now. Market will do as it will apparently regardless of factors that normally have some effect on the price action. Just going to ta it. I would be UP pretty big right now if I had done this earlier in the year. Instead I tried to be a smarty pants and am up only some nothing amount since spring.

[Anonymous No.50969375]

>>50967928
Check out MONI

[Anonymous No.50969404]

This bullshit system is so corrupt and evil, I want to see it burn to the fucking ground in the worst financial collapse the world has ever seen, even if it takes me with it.

[Anonymous No.50969407]

>>50969370
I'm gonna get on Twitter and follow Burry again. Wouldn't have to work if I'd shorted the parabolic big cap stonks last year and early this

[Anonymous No.50969432]

>>50969404
You say that because youre not in.

[Anonymous No.50969466]

>>50969432
My entire life savings are shorting the market.

[Anonymous No.50969476]

>>50969466
disgusting

[Anonymous No.50969503]

>>50969466
What a moron, going all-in anything is fucking retarded. That kid that made $110,000,000 betting on BBBY?
His life will never be the same, it is ruined. People will beg him non-stop for money. He will get sued over nothing, hit with rape accusations, etc. He'll wish it never happened. He's famous for the wrong things

[Anonymous No.50969531]

>>50969503
He didn't have to announce it though. He could have retired quietly but he had to brag

[Anonymous No.50969551]

>>50969404
I'm invested, so I can't allow that to happen Bobo. One of us needs to be in the wreckage... I'm sorry bobo

[Anonymous No.50969552]

>>50969531
If that ever happened to me, I'd chill out and switch to part-time work. Then just tell em I'm going back to college. I actually would, just in a new Acura lol. Taking classes and jumping majors every year for fun

[Anonymous No.50969572]

>>50968979
Sold at 26.
Should I keep following the sawmill and buyback at 24?

Any opinion helps, can't lose at this point.
Wish I would've put 10000 in
Instead I went the responsible route and paid some debt.
I do this to myself a lot.

[Anonymous No.50969574]

So Ryan jew sold his shares or not, SMG? ANd many baggies were created at 25?

[Anonymous No.50969578]

Hedgies about to lose a ton of money if bbby gets above $22 before open and they can't offload there $25 million in puts they purchased yesterday that expire tomorrow. What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.50969610]

>>50969476
>>50969503
>>50969551
Imagine being a bull with an inverted yield curve, in a recession, with this man as president.

[Anonymous No.50969617]

>>50969234
Interesting! So why it is channeling downhill though?

[Anonymous No.50969621]

>>50969572
Same, I'll have more confidence next time this happens. Stick to your weekly/monthly plans and practice discipline during wild times like this, just try not to get excited at all lol we are playing against cold-blooded people after all

[Anonymous No.50969625]

>>50969574
He can only sell positions purchased 6 months ago. Since he owns more than 10% of the company, any profits made on transactions within the last 6 months have to be returned to BBBY kek
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/shortswingprofitrule.asp

[Anonymous No.50969661]

OHHHH HEDGIESSSSSS GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. YOUR FRIDAY PUTS ARE EXPIRING WORTHLESS YOU ARE ON THE REGSHO LIST!

[Anonymous No.50969680]

>>50969621
You say that now, but my brother this is now the third time I've used <10000 to pay debt instead of going with "my feeling".
It's hard to escape the "it makes more sense to be responsible"
Especially if you're an old fuck with a kid.

Floundered on 12000 in ETH/LINK 65/35 in January 2020.

I hope you make it brother.
I mean, I hope I do too.

Old Man Advice :
Don't make the same mistake twice, and always remember, indecision leading to nothing will always hit you harder than making a bad call.

Love you fren <3

[Anonymous No.50969685]

BBBY will be the blowoff top that kills the market

[Anonymous No.50969707]

>>50969680
10k is a lot to some people, not much to others. It wasn't much a year ago lol now it's a lot more

>>50969680
Thanks man, you too. Mistakes that repeat themselves are choices. I don't want a Porsche or Rolls. Just being able to become better and ready for these opportunities and to retire from an entry-level job by 50 ish

[Anonymous No.50969713]

>>50969610
Inflations peaked, the recession is canceled, we have positive GDP for Q3, and unemployment is at an all time low. The Biden economic recovery is here, It's over for you chud

[Anonymous No.50969718]

>>50968436
I didn't buy any BBBY, but I hope it shoots back up if that means some Jews have a horrible fucking day.

[Anonymous No.50969732]

>>50969713
You're calling demand destruction bullish.

[Anonymous No.50969738]

>uk cpi came out at 10%
>they're expecting the next one to be higher
So,how fucked are they?

[Anonymous No.50969745]

>the upside downs

I can't wait for JPOW to finish up his lil' Kansas City Shuffle he's got goin' on. Fed pivot? PRICED IN.

*drops mic*

[Anonymous No.50969787]

>entire thread bearish
We close green

[Anonymous No.50969791]

>>50968317
Almoat half its fucking raw weight.? You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.50969805]

>>50969033
>>50969125
Is it finally happening?

[Anonymous No.50969845]

jobless claims:
270k

screencap this post

[Anonymous No.50969862]

>>50969707
Oh brother it's a lot to me too, every time I have around that amount I consider it "a life changing amount of money".
I have bad habits with cars
I call it "americanbrain" : I see it a lot.
"I PAID THING OFF, TIME TO BUY NEW THiNG"

fell into it myself, twice - now this time I went with the 'responsible option"
and missed out on living the same dream ; just having enough to be free.
It's a tough choice to make when you're dealing with not owning a home, a BM, and a kid.

used to have a home.. with ex.
complicated, not the point. - but don't ever tie property into a relationship no matter how much you love. It gets messy. I came out with far less than I put in. Two months later I had a kid on the way.

tl;dr
it's a lot of money to me, too.
And brother, we'll get there.

If you ever don't believe in yourself
Believe in the anon that believed in you

We've all got this. It's just a matter of when, and how. I have a few ways ; some through magic internet money, some through tools, hard work, and networking.

Whenever you "feel" it.
Don't doubt yourself lil bro

That's your chance.

[Anonymous No.50969889]

>>50969862
What car did you get?
Dont tell me a mclaren

[Anonymous No.50969923]

>>50969707
p.s.

For whatever job you want.
Lie your ass off on that resume once you're 24-30.

It will pay you back in SPADES, I promise.
I spent my life doing carpentry, and package handling -
Now all of my offers are for desk jobs because I made it seem I moved up through various companies using expertise garnered from past experience.

Best way to do this is to look at listings, and see what they want out of candidates
Mildly reword it from previous experience.
Anything older than 5 years ago, they won't look into, and there's a 9/10 chance they won't call any.

Anything I can do to help a friend get ahead, I will. Including giving sneaky jewman advice.

[Anonymous No.50969930]

>be me
>wake up at 3
>work out at 330-415
>make tea
>log into Schwab to see PM
>all red
Well, looks like I'll focus on work and something else today.

[Anonymous No.50969945]

>>50969862
Fuck it, enjoy yourself and don't live like a pauper. It all depends on your cash flow. 10k isn't life changing, but 100k means not having to worry about taking any overtime, more time to study and be happy.
Easy does it. Sucks things aren't perfect but you have everything you need to succeed in the present my friend.
I put a small amount in and jumped out early, probably got a decent 2x or 3x out of it, I haven't counted it up yet lol. Just taking my time. I used to say when I had more money
>I don't need to make all the money at once
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50969965]

>>50969945
And I'm just trying to build my routine and mindset about how I'll live when I'm not as stressed and worn out. Reading, lifting, running. I tell myself I'm already there and money be damned, it feels like I already am and it feels GOOD

[Anonymous No.50969975]

>>50969889
Oh man, not even close.
Last mistake was an Infinti q60

Traded in for profit, due to amount I paid in the last 3 years + car market increasing it's value.

Should've taken the cash, went all in with SIGA @ 8 and not gotten 'the responsible 4 door"
Merc. Don't feel bad, it's a C-class.

I still need an extended warranty refund that didn't expire from the infinti - that's about 3-5k
but getting it back is pulling teeth.

I may sell the mercedes and it's warranty as well - I have a focus that was meant to be my DD when I got the infinti, but i've barely used it.

so all in.. man I don't know.
It's rough.

I N D E C I S I O N

[Anonymous No.50970020]

Emergency use definition

TPOXX definitely qualifies, and indeed qualifies in two ways. It may qualify under the second section

>mitigate a disease or condition caused by an FDA-regulated product ... used to diagnose, treat, or prevent a disease or condition caused by" such an agent.

If ACAM2000 is authorised under EUA, TPOXX may be authorised along side it in order to mitigate the effects of vaccinia cases or indeed PREVENT vaccinia eventuating (ie all recipients of acam could be prescribed a course of tpoxx along side it).
Siga sissies we are aktually smart money.

[Anonymous No.50970039]

>>50969965
>>50969945
Some days all I've got is living in the moment - such is life with a child.

I don't dedicate as much time to lifting as I should, especially now that I'm not putting pools in trucks, or teaching people "it's like tetris" while controlling flow rates between 3 doors (ez. also, getting a job as a package handler, or PH lead is a gym that pays you, I always go that route, been out of carpentry for 5 years now since I moved.)

I spend almost no money on anything, save for my daughter and her life.
She's one spoiled baby. But I care more about being PRESENT than GIVING them.

I'm glad you're able to not stress, because my brother I would not recommend it.

I like you friend, you seem like a genuinely good guy

I have every hope and firm belief you'll make it

I will one day, and chances are it'll be an accident. (I know my luck too well, though I did ride SHIB into about 14,000 from nothing once I saw what doge did - lost all of that on an NFT rugpull scamwallet LOOOL)

Thank you for reading my blogposts, I'm a long-winded guy

[Anonymous No.50970046]

>>50969975
It's a fucking car,idiot
A machine.you clearly lack self control
Try starting from there
Try religion or any meme that helps you cope

[Anonymous No.50970093]

>>50970039
Based anon, they won't remember the presents, but they'll remember YOU. Glad to see you and others so happy after the rough beginning to the year. It feels to me like that boost when spring finally hits. Thanks for sharing the stories man, years from now I'll look fondly back on these.

[Anonymous No.50970094]

>>50969610
I'm bullish long term, like a century ahead. SHort term I agree with you despite what the fake mumus try to peddle here. Also,
>The president matters
>>50969732
I demand this t b h
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/creativedestruction.asp

[Anonymous No.50970114]

FUCK YOU AMZN

[Anonymous No.50970168]

>>50969625
Losing profits but breaking even is still better than selling at a massive loss.

Besides he didn't file that form for giggles. He must plan on doing something with it.

[Anonymous No.50970196]

>>50970046
Four doors are a necessity when you have a child, as the Infinti taught me ;
did I need it to be a Merc? No, but ironically it was the cheapest car on the lot ;
And yes, this is now my third time americanbraining cars - because I used to not have to worry about the payments - and buddy. I love cars. I regret selling the mustang that came before the Infinti - but I can still sell the Merc and rely on the Focus.
>>50970093

I'm glad brother, I hope any of what I said will someday make a tangible difference for you, yours, and your circumstances.
Because you're absolutely right, I grew up in a rough situation, and learned in the hardest way
Your kids just want you around, and they need BOTH parents to look up to.
I'm lucky in that regard, babymomma, no matter what state our relationship is in, or will ever be : Feels exactly the same, and knows our daughter will never have to fight for our attention, or wonder who she supposed to be looking up to. Because that "two months after losing my ex I knocked someone up" , was me knocking up my best friend.

I hope nothing but the best for you man.
If you ever want to chat, do some google-fu and check into /pol/ "CDG"
(had a fucked situation a few years ago, made a joke about the first amendment, wound up on national news over it ; big surprise I lost the case)

I'm a resilient guy
I don't know if you have that trait, but it can be a life-saver.
Remember, no matter what the world throws at you - it could be a lot worse
And empathy and communication, issues, and their roots.

All very important, but that's a talk for another time - I hope you find me, man. I love making pen-pals on 4chan.
Via my arrest debacle I made a great many, some of whom became my closest friends.

My canadaman always says when I go on tangents I "say the most profound things without realizing it, and give advice I care more about others taking than myself"

Same holds true here.
Follow your gut, don't waver

And make it for me, bro

[Anonymous No.50970228]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50970240]

>>50969574
you don't sell that kind of stake in one day
he probably sold 20-30% and will keep selling as demand allows

[Anonymous No.50970258]

>>50970228
I will never financially recover from this.

[Anonymous No.50970354]

the forest is silent because silence is golden. silence begets silence. the others dare not make a sound lest they draw attention to themselves. darkness is not perceived merely the absence of light. the forest is never truly dark even at night. a shadow is not a thing in and of itself but merely an apparition.

'an ear of corn in silence reaped'

[Anonymous No.50970367]

>>50970354
The forest was a trash game

[Anonymous No.50970434]

well I bought 420 puts on SPY for September. how fucked am I.

[Anonymous No.50970453]

I would like to thank all Bobos for losing all their money and keeping the market afloat

[Anonymous No.50970469]

>>50970434
We are pumping till midterms my man.

Recession is cancelled and inflation is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.50970476]

Man I really want to torture a monkey.

[Anonymous No.50970494]

>>50970476

[Anonymous No.50970511]

>>50970476
of course bobo has the emotional intelligence of a sadistic 14 year old

[Anonymous No.50970537]

>>50970476

[Anonymous No.50970560]

>>50968112
All is well. MA for longer periods lemme explain
MA314 (pi-line)
MA200 (algobullshit)
MA8 (riding the 8th)
For shoter periods use EMA, I use an estimated ribbon band as it's extremely intuitive to see how resistance work as a trampoline and clear buy and sell signals when the EMA ribbon turn.
MACD to show momentum and Stochastic to know where in the cycle you are. RSI also pretty helpful.
This is all you need for cyclical analysis and position trading

[Anonymous No.50970571]

i woke up too early

[Anonymous No.50970582]

Oooooo

[Anonymous No.50970583]

>>50970476

[Anonymous No.50970603]

I need to turn no money into alot of money. How do I do this without giving into Satan and indulging homolusts.

[Anonymous No.50970620]

>>50969718
That's the spirit.

Captcha: NJOOAX

[Anonymous No.50970623]

>>50970603
Just find another bby or hkd before it pumps

[Anonymous No.50970625]

>>50968006
Kek remember when /tv/ tried to very poorly make memes about this kid

[Anonymous No.50970628]

>>50970603
get a personal loan and put it all in siga

[Anonymous No.50970633]

>>50967928
Can we talk about VTMXF.
Second only producer of rare earths in North America. Materials produced there are defined by The United States Geological Survey as “mineral commodities critical to the U.S. economy and national security”.

https://www.usgs.gov/news/national-news-release/us-geological-survey-releases-2022-list-critical-minerals

It’s a very early project and compared to the only other project North America (MP: Mountain Pass Mine Operation) they are on track very similarly.

[Anonymous No.50970663]

So why is it green now?
Means we close red,right?

[Anonymous No.50970697]

got night shift gonna miss market today. i think this part time working is great so i can gamble only a few times a week.

keeps the gambling addiction in check hopefully

[Anonymous No.50970698]

>>50970476
come to brazil bro. I'll fuck you up

[Anonymous No.50970700]

did i perfectly buy the oil bottom, or are we getting slapped down again by the old lich?

[Anonymous No.50970712]

hey i lurk here alot and made some bick bucks from bbby before it was reddity cause you guys autismed it last year pretty hard. but nyways now that i made some buckaroos i was thinking to yolo it all in to AT&T and never look back. shud i just keep adding to it forever, cause i dont see them trip lev babies doin sumtin in a while. unless theres some triplev divvy tickers you guys oughta suckle on?

[Anonymous No.50970721]

>>50970663
Stagflation is being priced in. The fundamentals are out the window when the money supply and interest rates are arbitrarily controlled.

[Anonymous No.50970727]

>>50970712
oh also calling top on bbby

[Anonymous No.50970843]

>>50970712
zoomie speak has mutated

[Anonymous No.50970848]

>>50969845
bullish

[Anonymous No.50970864]

>>50970843
Didn't you see there's at least 3 bottles of wine?

[Anonymous No.50970944]

>>50970864
For sure a 45yo zoomer

[Anonymous No.50970996]

>>50967842
HELP ME /smg/

The Shell in my country Philippines announced to give out the first dividend next week since pandemic at 4.5% semiannual, so the lowest in the next handout after 6 months is probably another 4.5% which is 9% and we are just starting to reopen as school goes face to face and wagies go back to their cagies after an election.

So is Shell a good buy in my situation.

[Anonymous No.50971013]

>>50970996
I am struggling so hard trying to figure out if I should rotate my SOXL into oil and gas for the winter
someone help the anon

[Anonymous No.50971019]

Bobo didnt fall for trap right? Bobo was smart right?

[Anonymous No.50971037]

>>50968081
Having fun is not conducive to making money sorry

[Anonymous No.50971042]

>>50971019
Winter is coming,mumu.

[Anonymous No.50971054]

is there anty way yo know which stockls will go up? if thats the case we shoud ony but those ones....

[Anonymous No.50971056]

>SPY max pain is 410

[Anonymous No.50971092]

>>50971054
>we
i'm here to take your money

[Anonymous No.50971147]

Thoughts on HUT 8 mining?

[Anonymous No.50971205]

>central bank of turkey rate cuts
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.50971219]

>>50971205
The US did it and now everybody else does it huh?

[Anonymous No.50971224]

Honestly bullbros I just can't believe we actually made it. Bobo is dead, inflation is beaten, covid gone and powell will pump our bags. kind of crazy to think that wagmi and bobros go broke

[Anonymous No.50971225]

>>50971219
Is this a future post from 2023?

[Anonymous No.50971255]

>>50967907
Fact: Is cheaper in both energy and resources to produce chicken protein than bugs protein, even at industrial levels.

[Anonymous No.50971261]

>>50968331

[Anonymous No.50971286]

August 29th

[Anonymous No.50971293]

>>50970663
>So why is it green now?
why are you fucktards always asking "why"?
>why are we poomping??
>why are we doomping??

it doesn't fucking matter why. you are SHORT TERM trading. the why doesn't fucking matter in the short term, its about the WHEN. if you understand that 90% of all trading is done by algos, and you understand that the algos trade based on quantitative and technical signals and ranges - you understand that the "why" doesn't fucking matter, in the short term

[Anonymous No.50971302]

>>50971293
Hey i'm just posting bobos,don't sperg at me now.

[Anonymous No.50971323]

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.50971343]

haha t-the last couple of days was just a natural pull back and people taking profits r-right? we resume the bull run today right haha

[Anonymous No.50971346]

>>50971323
kind true desu, if trump runs he gets the nom, general election be damned

[Anonymous No.50971401]

wtf is mnmd doing xD?
Still 50% down but atleast it's has a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.50971417]

>Apple asked for a cut of Facebook’s ad sales years before it stifled Facebook’s ad sales

How can you not like Apple when they effortlessly mog these other tech companies? Kiss the ring, bitch

[Anonymous No.50971439]

>>50971323
Cant cancel this MAGA, establishment niggers

[Anonymous No.50971473]

>>50967942
sounds kinda interesting, you got any more info to spoonfeed, maybe how far the progress is? Or how to commercialize it?

[Anonymous No.50971489]

>>50967899
john borshof has been saying for over a year that its not happening until 2023-2025

[Anonymous No.50971503]

I'm putting $45,000 of my salary a year into Shopify stock options as a part of working there. Is this a good move? I figured they would be better than RSUs.

[Anonymous No.50971520]

BJ smashed earnings. Remember when I said go long on BJ last week?

[Anonymous No.50971528]

>>50971255
They aren't doing this for out betterment, it's for our detriment and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.50971530]

>>50971503
>Shopify
LuL

Don't they have a PE of like 200 compared to 20 for their competitors? And that's after their stock tanked.

[Anonymous No.50971532]

>>50968436
because bbby is going to 5 before your moonshot ever happens

[Anonymous No.50971535]

>>50967907
>reduce nitrogen
>reduce co2
>the lifefuel for plant-life

[Anonymous No.50971573]

>>50971503
>I'm putting $45,000 of my salary a year into Shopify stock options as a part of working there. Is this a good move? I figured they would be better than RSUs.

No, SHOP is one of the top short candidates for this next quarter

[Anonymous No.50971576]

>>50971255
energy?

[Anonymous No.50971600]

2 Fed speakers later today at 1:20 and 1:45 EST

[Anonymous No.50971602]

ath soon

[Anonymous No.50971662]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BULL MARKET

[Anonymous No.50971664]

>>50971602
totally organic

[Anonymous No.50971700]

>>50971664
You ever get the feeling most of smg are bots?

[Anonymous No.50971710]

100 hikes confirmed by stats.

Economy is fine so time to kill it.

[Anonymous No.50971717]

>>50971700
I've had some suspicions here and there. But I'm talking about this "viral" thing the CCP is probably doing to save their ailing real estate based economy

[Anonymous No.50971722]

>>50971573
I'm a brainlet but wouldn't this mean I get to buy the stock cheaper and cheaper each paycheck? I'm keeping it for at least a year or two.

[Anonymous No.50971762]

>>50971722
you said options. if you're just going to DCA into the stock itself - go ahead. dont buy call options is what i'm saying

[Anonymous No.50971775]

Why is Aapl going down for fucks sake? They have a new line up on Sept 6, shouldn't the stock be mooning right now? Doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.50971780]

>>50971700
We got a meatbag here boys. Get him.

[Anonymous No.50971790]

>>50971775
One line up, one line down

[Anonymous No.50971793]

>>50968906
How do I short this from ASXland?

[Anonymous No.50971801]

>>50971775
It was, dare I say, priced in. Sell the news, etc.

[Anonymous No.50971807]

Powell is the market’s lapdog bitch. Will go down in history as a weak hyper inflating faggot

[Anonymous No.50971817]

>>50971807
or be a great hero for creating the conditions for the fedcoin jump.

[Anonymous No.50971826]

New

>>50971825
>>50971825

[Anonymous No.50971828]

>>50971700
the only real posters are the one that talk about pee and poo

[Anonymous No.50971831]

>>50971807
Bold of you to assume history books will exist or there will be anyone left to read them after his fuckups blow up in everyone's face.

[Anonymous No.50971854]

>>50971056
Why is it that progressives do not recognise that image as threatening?

[Anonymous No.50971874]

>>50971602
Chinks forced to hold the bags or be executed, bullish

[Anonymous No.50971901]

>>50971828
based and poopilled

[Anonymous No.50971902]

>>50971831
Yea I was gonna add ‘or they’re just counting on none of this mattering in the not too distant future’

[Anonymous No.50971921]

>>50971854
a true mystery indeed