/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50964328]

Pink edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50960360

[Anonymous No.50964349]

poo poo pee pee

[Anonymous No.50964354]

>BBBY

J U S T

[Anonymous No.50964356]

braaaaap

[Anonymous No.50964362]

>>50964349
Based.

[Anonymous No.50964369]

I only sold 1% of my folio at the ATH. I'll never recover

[Anonymous No.50964397]

>>50964354
>retail

[Anonymous No.50964406]

Selling my bbby at $50 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50964408]

Where are the schizo posters? Is this the top? Did I miss the short? Is sell in September and go be trasngender true? Do I buy puts tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50964411]

>>50964354
Get rekt

[Anonymous No.50964412]

>>50964408
my schizophrenia only flares up after sustained red days

[Anonymous No.50964414]

I boughted

[Anonymous No.50964421]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50964422]

I bought 950 shares of BBBY today at $25 a pop. Son of a fucking bitch man

[Anonymous No.50964457]

10,000 shares of BBBY @ 28.17, we are going to the moon!

[Anonymous No.50964460]

>>50964354
E X I T
L I Q U I D I T Y

[Anonymous No.50964488]

>>50964408
I would say were heading upwards still and that this is a momentary reset of the algos. Top is not in.

[Anonymous No.50964495]

>>50964354
So, should I just short this shit or what?

[Anonymous No.50964509]

I wonder if BBBY is going to start its own baggie stock cult in the next few months. we already have GME, AMC, and even DWAC as previous ones.

[Anonymous No.50964514]

>>50964422
KWAB

[Anonymous No.50964529]

>>50964509
probably

if it reaches half it's current value ~10, I might jump back in for the dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.50964557]

>>50964354
heemed...

[Anonymous No.50964565]

>>50964495
You should have sold some 44/45 C’s today.
I sold 5 “naked” 44C’s that expire Friday against my longs for 1.20 a piece.
My cost basis is so low I’m not worried. Prob going to exit next $30+ pump. If there’s isn’t one I’ll prob exit at $10-$12 worst case.

[Anonymous No.50964577]

>>50964354
>its a risk free bet guys, its basically free money for me. I'm not betting more than I can lose

[Anonymous No.50964588]

Why are we posting pink wojaks? Everything seems pretty fine to me still.

[Anonymous No.50964591]

tell me tomorrow is going to be ok

[Anonymous No.50964595]

>>50964588
Because it's fun to type OOOOOO and AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50964597]

>>50964577
Probably some hedge fund larp account

[Anonymous No.50964601]

>>50964591
>>50964588
The duality of man

[Anonymous No.50964612]

>>50964577
Yeah I’m shorting tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50964613]

>>50964577
>thank you for the gold kind stranger

[Anonymous No.50964653]

>>50964488
I would say youre retarded and its going back to 5

[Anonymous No.50964664]

>>50964577
Got’em

[Anonymous No.50964679]

>Spent about a 1/3 of this years Roth contributions on SPY today
Did I do good

[Anonymous No.50964685]

>>50964653
Oh, I wasn't talking about leddit meme stock. Meant in general.

[Anonymous No.50964692]

>>50964595
For me, it's the OAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA

[Anonymous No.50964694]

>>50964679
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.50964718]

>>50964577
History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes

[Anonymous No.50964722]

>>50964679
weird, I was thinking real hard about selling soon

[Anonymous No.50964727]

>>50964718

[Anonymous No.50964728]

>>50964679
>Buying above 4200
Anon, there is no easy way to say this but you’re a moron

[Anonymous No.50964803]

>>50964411

>That picture

Hi I'd like a job application please

[Anonymous No.50964816]

BBBY holders is it true Cohen dumped his bags on the morning pump toward $30?

Verification not required

[Anonymous No.50964824]

It's rare the asians don't move crude's price at 8pm, it's as flat as can be.

[Anonymous No.50964825]

anyone else in on sst?

[Anonymous No.50964830]

I have no clue what to buy. Will the market keep going up or take a fucking shit? I have been all in Gaysex for months and doubled my money. I guess just keep holding to triple my money? I got 60k in BVNRY and 10k in SIGA frens.

[Anonymous No.50964831]

Shut the fuck up you reddit niggers go back to your fucking containment zone we don't give a damn about BBBY, AMC, or GME.

[Anonymous No.50964841]

>>50964816
Nice cock anon

[Anonymous No.50964846]

>>50964830
I am confused myself. I am still mostly riding this pump w/ stop losses because who knows where things will go in the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.50964854]

>>50964824
ah, nevermind

[Anonymous No.50964856]

CYCC

[Anonymous No.50964872]

Why shouldn’t I buy convertible stock bond ETFs?

[Anonymous No.50964906]

>$FAZE slowly climbing on low vol. Personally I'm not satisfied until we see a bigger move. This has the most gamma and short squeeze potential this op-ex. $IRNT did $8 - 47.5 off a despac gamma squeeze with about about the same float BEFORE it was heavily shorted.

read that on twitter. something must be done about the meme stock problem, bros

[Anonymous No.50964912]

>Reddit gets kiked to death
Lmao

[Anonymous No.50964915]

>>50964856
Care to post why?

[Anonymous No.50964936]

>>50964841
I know how lonely living in 2022 can be for you, Austin.

[Anonymous No.50964941]

>>50964816
I don't hold BBBY but yes it's true. He needs to notify if he wants to sell his stocks, but he doesn't have to sell them immediately I believe. He's got a window of a few weeks where he's allowed to sell.

That said he probably dumped it as soon as he could cause this shit is going to zero.

[Anonymous No.50964956]

>>50964936
I'm happily married sir. What made you buy SOXL at 20 buckaroos and not at 10?

[Anonymous No.50964958]

not feeling too bad about my GME option anymore considering that it tanked and now my covered call is no longer in the money kek, meme stocks are a hell of a drug. I knew nothing could sustain a pump this week.

Will probably close it out tomorrow though rather than let it expire I'm spooked

[Anonymous No.50964994]

>>50964941
As soon as I heard the news I sold. It could go to 300 tomorrow for all I care but I am not being made into a baggie.

[Anonymous No.50965003]

>employment numbers still way up
>"But they are not correct because X...."
Irrelevant
>stock market way up
>"But its only large and mega caps.."
Irrelevant
>inflation still way up
>"but oil and gas are down, and number was not higher. LE PIVOT..."
Irrelevant
It is time for everyone to relearn that the Fed are retarded and believe the Philips Curve is somehow holy scripture. They are the only institution on the planet that treats it as anything beyond a thought exercise. And the retarded conclusion you would get from it is that we are only in early innings of "necessary" rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.50965007]

What
A
Freak
Show

Make
It
Up

Make
It
Up
People
I
Dare
You

[Anonymous No.50965009]

F-futures are a scam, it'll be fine tomorrow, r-right nogs?

[Anonymous No.50965024]

Why did the market dump

[Anonymous No.50965038]

>>50964956
I entered at $13 and sold at $22 a week ago. Missed the dump to $17 and re-entered today $19. Took my BBBY profits today as well and closed out my $15 SIGA call yesterday

[Anonymous No.50965039]

The dump resumes tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50965049]

>>50965009
Looks like massive cope for missing the absolute top to short the market till quad witching/ fed meeting/shemitah that all happen in September. Hope, pray, and ask for foregiveness from God himself for the market to rally thursday/friday

[Anonymous No.50965052]

>>50965009
All I know is that the top is in. Not saying we'll go lower, but I can guarantee we don't push higher.

[Anonymous No.50965059]

>>50965038
Thong, spread eagle now. Lets see cpt winky

[Anonymous No.50965107]

Why would we dump tomorrow, but a few days ago we pumped on the same news/state of the economy.

[Anonymous No.50965151]

>>50965107
Spy needs to go under 400 again

[Chad !baGhOLderY No.50965174]

>$40k of SOXL at $37
I may have missed the sell signal but I'm riding it back up, I'm no bitch

I have another $25k in cash that I need to find a home for though, and this seems like a decent time. Won't be in fucking leverage, I know that much.

[Anonymous No.50965177]

Bros, I need SIGA to hit $75 in order to make it. Am I going to?

[Anonymous No.50965180]

>>50965107
They're gonna do a fake out and "reattempt" to reach the 200DMA/50WMA/Top of the Price Channel. Its gonna rug and I'm not even a Bear. This shit lines up perfectly after the a Summer Rally and the historical average that August and September give weak returns. FOMC Meeting, Quad Witching, Shemitah all are in the mid-September. Better to Short/Hedge yesterday, tomorrow, and Friday.

[Anonymous No.50965207]

>>50965180
What if it keeps going higher and I get rekt

[Anonymous No.50965220]

>>50964816
>>50964941
i guarantee he sold as soon as humanly possible because he went out of his way to fax a paper filing over to the SEC.
nobody does that under any normal circumstance, just dishonest fucks who want a few hours' time where they can phone in to confirm the form is filed then sell, and the PDF won't get posted online until late the next day.
look at literally anybody else's form 144, ever. it isn't typed out and scanned in.
he fucked you guys again.

[Anonymous No.50965225]

>>50965177
It all depends next month. Back to school.

[Anonymous No.50965240]

>>50965177
Society needs people like you in the labor pool giving them goods and services. Do you really think the people in power will let you live a fantasy life?

[Anonymous No.50965256]

>>50965151
it'll go under 400 after the forward split.

[Anonymous No.50965293]

>>50965059
All you get. Playing BBBY has gotten me in a gambler's spirit of fast gains..

[Anonymous No.50965309]

TA is just a desperate attempt to find patterns in what the algos and MMs are doing. But they don't give a shit about TA. All you are doing is fooling yourself into thinking you have some semblance of control. If it were that easy, MMs and Funds wouldn't spend literally hundreds of millions (and more) on employees - they could just run with one guy who looks at funny lines

[Anonymous No.50965312]

>>50965240
I work from home and I get almost nothing done all day so the joke is on them.

[Anonymous No.50965317]

>>50965312
Most layoffs happen at the end of the year

[Anonymous No.50965325]

Today sucked. I had to do actual work today at my job.. For 1 hour.. Kek. Remaining 7 I uh just sat at my desk and alternated between checking e-mail,spacing out, and halfway dozing off.

[Anonymous No.50965328]

>>50965309
You are about to REEE'D by a swarm of retards
This general still has not purged the gigaretards that do leveraged ETF TA.

[Anonymous No.50965348]

>>50965328
lmao, those are always hilarious

[Anonymous No.50965394]

>>50965309
TA in conjunction with analysing volume is a legitimate way to read the market and raise your probability of making good trades.

[Anonymous No.50965399]

>>50965328
Cup and handle on the VIX!

[Anonymous No.50965401]

smg bros. I am financially bored. can some crazy shit just happen already I am getting tired of this Sword of Damocles market.

[Anonymous No.50965422]

>>50965325
Sounds like my job I am currently at. I have weights in my cabinets and push up paddles. My boss told me I am mandated to come in this weekend. So, ill use 4 hours of sick leave and make Saturday a half day.

[Anonymous No.50965423]

is this guy still alive? starting to get worried for him

[Anonymous No.50965438]

This hasn’t been a great year for me. Mistakes have been made.

[Anonymous No.50965450]

>>50965438

[Anonymous No.50965451]

>>50965438
RIP.

[Anonymous No.50965464]

>>50965438
iktfb. i'm down $57

[Anonymous No.50965496]

>>50965309
Nothing wrong with looking at volume + price action to determine where the chart is going.

[Anonymous No.50965527]

>>50965438
Immense.

[Anonymous No.50965566]

>>50964915
Someone loaded up on calls today, I looked into it and it looks like it has potential.

[Anonymous No.50965573]

>>50965438
You took it out to buy that house you always wanted right, anon?

[Anonymous No.50965593]

>>50965573
Woahs, what a cute puggo. When you hold him up in the air does he swim?

[Anonymous No.50965616]

>>50965177
Solid maybe.

Which is really an amazing prospect when you consider that would be like a 10x from a few months ago and a 3x from right now.

[Anonymous No.50965636]

>>50965438
>Four hundred and eleven thousand U.S. dollarinos to zero
you gambled it on options didnt you

[Anonymous No.50965647]

mouthbreathing redditors saw bbby coming a mile away and smg didnt, when is the last time we ever had a big play besides maybe siga? just schizo shills arguing with eachother in here

[Anonymous No.50965660]

>>50965647
SIGA was /pol/'s call, smg didn't pick up on it until a couple weeks after that.

[Anonymous No.50965662]

>Harris County toddler tests presumptive positive for monkeepoz

>This is the first pediatric case in Texas and the seventh in the U.S., announced Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo during a press conference Tuesday.

It's only just begun my fellow SIGAsissies

[Anonymous No.50965665]

>>50965593
Kek yea he does actually. I think he looks like Steve buchemi though. Our other pug is cuter

[Anonymous No.50965677]

>>50965636
Bingo
Don’t leverage trade, kids

[Anonymous No.50965684]

>>50965438
What happened Anon? Assuming this isn't fake. You made it. YOU HAD ALREADY MADE IT!

*Cries while shaking you*

Sorry but this hits really hard to home. I am holding 100K, down from 150K. You might be future me, only time will tell.

[Anonymous No.50965698]

>>50965438
how did you even get 411k to lose
that would take me years to save up

[Anonymous No.50965723]

>>50965662
Why would a judge be announcing that?

[Anonymous No.50965735]

>>50965677
you didnt inspect element and just fudge some numbers anon, this is legit? can you take a pic of the trades?

[Anonymous No.50965741]

>>50965438
you got fucked today? and not in a good way?

[Anonymous No.50965750]

I don't think I'm ever going to get a girlfriend. Should I just become the girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.50965757]

menwhohavesexwithmenbros...

[Anonymous No.50965762]

>>50965750
It worked for pug anon

[Anonymous No.50965763]

trading snack...and you /smg/?

[Anonymous No.50965765]

>>50965399
Cup and handle DEEZ NUTS

[Anonymous No.50965773]

Hmm, apparently there's a free concert down the street

[Anonymous No.50965780]

>>50965757
not all men who have anal sex with other men are gay, my man

[Anonymous No.50965786]

>>50965763
Omg is this real? Big if true.

[Anonymous No.50965787]

>>50965757
So then... how did all the children and dogs get it....

[Anonymous No.50965792]

>>50965763
they bring back the pretzel crust pizza yet?

[Anonymous No.50965805]

>>50965786
read the fine print

[Anonymous No.50965816]

>>50965787
it's a medical mystery, amazing how complex nature is despite our advanced science...

[Anonymous No.50965822]

>>50965662
Hahahaha were going to be
>>50965757
Wait....
Wait no.
Please no.
Please tell me they didn't....
The dog was kek, but this isn't funny anymore.

[Anonymous No.50965825]

>>50965805
Free? Fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.50965838]

>>50965677
Normally when something like this is discussed here it's some 5-fig moonboi who was gambling lunch money on dogshit with no sense of consequences.
Unlike in those cases, I can't console you by saying it wasn't a lot of money in the grand scheme. $411k is a lot of money, even with tech meme salaries that would take years to save up. The only positive thing I can say is, at least you didn't go below zero. Don't go for moonshots to make it back, just focus on financial stability for now and avoiding debt. You fucked up pretty bad but as long as you're not a literal boomer you've got time, a long time, to make it back in a sustainable way.

[Anonymous No.50965850]

>>50965660
False.
You want to know how I know?
Because I am the original SIGA shill.
I made the original monkeypix generals on /pol/ for weeks.
I am the reason why the monkeypix generals exist.
In those generals I explained SIGA / Bavarian Nordic.
I also posted all my research here.
Same time.

[Anonymous No.50965871]

>>50965780
very very true

>>50965787
ill wait for the experts to explain

[Anonymous No.50965878]

>>50965750
Don't give up Anon. They want you demoralized like this. It isn't any better as the gf. Cherish being the male that you were born as. If you must give in, at least go for crossdresser or femboy. But never ever take HRT. All it does is kill your dick, forever. Then you end up cutting it off at a Jewdoctor because it is useless. Then you kill yourself. It is the path they want us all on. I'm not even kidding.

> T. Stopped taking HRT after 9 months, worst mistake of my life, glad to be male again

[Anonymous No.50965881]

>>50965850
nah dude that was me, stop trying to claim my anonymous internet clout.

[Anonymous No.50965884]

>>50965677
What kind of spread did you blow it on?

As for me, I have this paper trade set up for tomorrow.
>buy and sell overnight as soon as market opens for earnings
>do a long gamma, delta neutral spread
>this limits your theta exposure and you profit on a large movement in one direction
>if it doesn't move, sell it and move on
>set up correctly, this is like a 2% loss at worst

But then I realized with TGT today, you might buy an exceptionally expensive contract, due to high IV.
>2dte loses value too fast to make this viable
>9dte works
>why not sell a near-dated, naked ATM straddle, but then do a covered
synth put for the week after?

Curious to see how well this works in the morning. The big risk here is vega exposure. If it moves down by like 3%, it's fucked

[Anonymous No.50965896]

>>50965309
>>50965309
there you go retard i made it really easy for you

[Anonymous No.50965899]

Ah, finally. The part where we dump for six months straight.

[Anonymous No.50965909]

>>50965878
>glad to be male again
You always were male, dummy. "Gender" is a made up trick

>>50965881
>>50965850
>tfw nobody talks about CMRX and I'll always end up grabbing 3rd tier shit

[Anonymous No.50965914]

>>50965878
So... Does your dick work?

[Anonymous No.50966004]

>>50965914
Yes it does, but not exactly the same. No more morning wood. Balls shrank by like 25% volume. I realized I was being just as retarded as those bodybuilders whose balls shrink because of TRT. Except they actually get something out of it, and I got nothing.

I've been looking into getting hCG injections though, those are used sometimes to grow balls size back. There was even a study where hCG added 1-2 cm to dick size as well. But yeah the dick still "works" I'm ~7inches anyway so still likely bigger than a lot of ppl who never made the mistake that I did. A lot of gay men just have bigdicks to begin with.

[Anonymous No.50966010]

>>50965878
We support you. As long as you shill a good play, we support you. You have 15 seconds
>aims gun

[Anonymous No.50966012]

>>50965899
can it just fucking happen already? I am tired of this waiting game with everyone and their grandma calling a recession. the money printer's not even on to save us this time there is no excuse for this shit
>t. 15% cash

[Anonymous No.50966016]

Anyone on the SKYT train? I got in around $8 and I've been having a great ride. I'm also sitting on ETNB, AEMD, and DKNG @ $14

[Anonymous No.50966038]

>>50965750
>>50965878
>>50966004

[Anonymous No.50966061]

Cramer is bragging on twitter that BBBY is fucked.

I always inverse Cramer. Because if it, I always win.

[Anonymous No.50966062]

>>50966010
All in on gaysex

[Anonymous No.50966076]

>>50966061
shouldnt you also always inverse redditors? whats going to happen when two powerful forces collide like that

[Anonymous No.50966083]

SOXLLLL-ACK

[Anonymous No.50966108]

>>50966083
Zoom in

[Anonymous No.50966111]

>>50966004
Well desu you never were a woman or fooled anyone. I'm glad your cawk still works, bullish news for SIGA

[Anonymous No.50966118]

>>50965750
you may be a genetic dead end but if you become gay you're even more untouchable plus hrt will make your dick stop working so you can't even jack off to drawings
it's a damned if you do and damned if you don't world

[Anonymous No.50966133]

>>50966111
if a fag wants to stop being a fag that's bearish, maybe the queers are waking up? I'm market selling at open

[Anonymous No.50966134]

>>50966076
You can profit off the Redditors as long as you get on board early enough

[Anonymous No.50966136]

>>50965899
wait to see what happens when quad witching ends in September 16

[Anonymous No.50966138]

GCT ipo has been moved to tomorrow you degenerate gamblers.

[Anonymous No.50966164]

>>50966136
Does that even affect anything? I've only noticed it to be a high volume period

[Anonymous No.50966191]

The futures are red. Abandon all hope.

[Anonymous No.50966201]

Do you guys have any interesting substacks whatever I can add to my RSS to read some good finance shit? Or just news letters to sub to?

[Anonymous No.50966213]

>>50966164
big money literally bottomed the market during last quad witching

[Anonymous No.50966225]

The fed is lying!!! They are not doing QT. BAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCMn-QAjAtE

[Anonymous No.50966230]

>>50966133
When I was hopeless virgin in my late teens early 20s, I worked out non stop and ran every day. I watched utube vids on how to dance and interact with women. Never did it cross my mind to become a "woman". lmao this fucking world
*sip*

[Anonymous No.50966231]

Why is this chart always so accurate?

[Anonymous No.50966311]

>>50966213
Did they? I never noticed
So in other words, it doesn't necessarily have a large movement/shock associated with it, but could act as a pivot/continuation to the macro trend

[Anonymous No.50966312]

>>50966225
It's true tho.
They aren't dropping the balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.50966329]

>>50966231
Life is about to get difficult, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.50966340]

>>50964408
7/10
-3 for not landing head first

[Anonymous No.50966343]

its funny how we have one red day and everybody goes back to doom posting that we're going back to $300 SPY

[Anonymous No.50966345]

>>50966230
>Never did it cross my mind to become a "woman
That's because you weren't mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.50966359]

>>50966231
>>50966329
The Nasd-ACK! looks even better (worse).

[Anonymous No.50966364]

>>50966343
Again, only the most diehard bulls actually thought we were done dumping

[Anonymous No.50966378]

>>50966225
>ok so in 2008 the MBS fucked up everything
>what if- guys what if we.. what if we just buy ALL the MBS off the market
>this plan literally can't go tits up

[Anonymous No.50966384]

>>50966343
It's funny how people think we are back to a bull market when we had the worst start to the year of the stock market since the birth of Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.50966388]

>>50966329
You’re a retard. You realize stocks always grow exponentially like this right? Scroll back and zoom in you fucking idiot. It has always looked like this chart.

[Anonymous No.50966409]

>return to normal
>all the niggas in these threads saying FED IS GONNA MELTUP WE'RE BACK
its over

[Anonymous No.50966417]

>>50964354
why are "people" like this

[Anonymous No.50966418]

>>50966388
>stocks always grow exponentially like this right
Because of inflation

[Anonymous No.50966428]

>>50966409
This is what I am leaning to. Just when /smg/ becomes bullish again is when the rug happens

[Anonymous No.50966440]

>>50966409
I think we trend down sept / beginning of october but I'm unsure about midterms, I think we'll be propped up for those at least

[Anonymous No.50966443]

>>50966418
>retard believes inflation outpaces the market

[Anonymous No.50966445]

>>50965780
That's very true. For instance I'm straight.

I have relationships with women.
and sex with men.

[Anonymous No.50966452]

>>50966445
I got news for ya. You're gay
>All in SIGA

[Anonymous No.50966451]

>>50966417
they looking for a reason to kill themselves

[Anonymous No.50966457]

>>50964354
You would never do this right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.50966467]

>>50966445
bruh, your anus and throat swallow another dude's baby batter. That's gay. No matter how much puss you crush, if you suck 1 dick, your a dick sucker for life.

[Anonymous No.50966468]

>>50966457
make retard bets with a large fraction of our capital, of course we would

[Anonymous No.50966473]

>>50966457
Only if I was close to killing myself and was looking for an excuse not to go through

[Anonymous No.50966487]

>>50966388
>orange line is non-inflation adjusted gdp
>blue line is housing

[Anonymous No.50966498]

>>50966445
hey man, that's kinda gay

[Anonymous No.50966502]

>>50965647
We shilled GME before reddit did. Do any of you faggots not remember coom cat?

[Anonymous No.50966513]

>>50964354
Yolo? Since when has buying shares been a yolo. That subreddit got demolished after the gme squeeze.

[Anonymous No.50966518]

>>50966502
no

[Anonymous No.50966528]

>>50966502
I miss this lil nigga like you would not believe

[Anonymous No.50966532]

>>50966502
I don't like to talk about those dark /smg/ times. Some would consider those the dark ages

[Anonymous No.50966541]

>>50966532
the WKHS shilling was pretty bad I agree

[Anonymous No.50966556]

>>50966528
$8 GME chad, those were the days, wish I could go back

[Anonymous No.50966576]

The rapist hippos. Lurk in the swamp. VIX is low. They’re below the surface. Waiting.

[Anonymous No.50966579]

>>50966556
Really there is nothing better than getting caught on the right side of a right call and watching your position slowly build momentum. Poorfags literally ceased to exist in this general for like 3 months.

[Anonymous No.50966585]

>The rapist hippos. Lurk in the swamp. VIX is low. They’re below the surface. Waiting.

[Anonymous No.50966589]

What are some good US chip manufacturers that will make SOXL faggot sisters seethe..

[Anonymous No.50966588]

We just need to cool off before the next rally.

[Anonymous No.50966593]

>>50966585
Hi.

[Anonymous No.50966610]

>>50966593

[Anonymous No.50966612]

>>50965438
Nice paper account

[Anonymous No.50966613]

>>50966589
TXN?

[Anonymous No.50966615]

has anyone drawn a monkipox chan like ebola and corona chan?

[Anonymous No.50966621]

>>50966610
Wat r some stoggs u like or dislike

[Sage No.50966628]

I'm gonna put all my capital into sqqq

[Anonymous No.50966630]

>>50966593
I love doggos. They are the best.

[Anonymous No.50966631]

>>50965787
Scientists baffled.

[Anonymous No.50966636]

>>50966487
Looks like stocks have outperformed GDP since the dawn of time. What else?

[Anonymous No.50966642]

>>50966556
Unironically should have listened to the constant shilling. I remember that faggot talking about the short interest and how a shirt squeeze was bound to happen. I should have listened to the coomer

[Anonymous No.50966644]

>>50966621
I love LWLG ser, very promising, yes yes.

[Anonymous No.50966653]

>>50966630
The dogi I posted is super nice but she’s extremely retarded. Not a nuisance and she’s well behaved but she stares at the corner of the room for an hour straight or she chases lights on the wall and she makes derp faces 24/7

[Anonymous No.50966658]

>>50966642
we had a fat retarded seeking alpha hedgefund manager do all the DD for you and you still weren't convinced? ngmi

[Anonymous No.50966661]

>>50966329
We are all going to die

[Anonymous No.50966666]

>>50966644
Shant be doing any research into this ticker at all.

[Anonymous No.50966677]

>>50966653
Sounds like typical woman

[Anonymous No.50966679]

>>50966658
It was only 2 years into trading/investing. I am/ was a smoothbrain to these type of things. SIGA made me 1k tho so I guess that's cool. Still debating on whether to just sell all of it at this point, already sold the majority of my siga

[Anonymous No.50966685]

>>50966666
>chegged
not very needful of you ser

[Anonymous No.50966695]

>>50966679
SIGA was poisoned for me because I remember all the biopenny gambles this place has been through. Glad it worked out for everyone involved though.

[Anonymous No.50966707]

>>50966201
I enjoy Seeking Alpha's daily newsletters.

[Anonymous No.50966735]

so how hard is bbby going to dump tomorrow? i'm guessing it'll open under $15

[Anonymous No.50966770]

>>50966666
checked giga satan

[Anonymous No.50966909]

any thoughts on chewy? earnings coming up soon

[Anonymous No.50966921]

i want chink companies to die bros

[Anonymous No.50967078]

u guys think the S&P is going down from here?

[Anonymous No.50967107]

>>50967078
everyone trying to deduce what fed will do sept 21. until then, you are going to get crabs

[Anonymous No.50967118]

MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT LOUD
MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT LOUD
MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT LOUD
MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT LOUD

https://youtu.be/KVjeheaFfsM

[Anonymous No.50967138]

>>50967078
I thought we would break the 200 dma line on spy desu

[Anonymous No.50967145]

>>50966909
Me and the wife love Chewey and use it for our 2 Neapolitan Mastiffs. Any time a bag of food is torn or if a toy gets destroyed too fast we get a refund. They must have a slim profit margin because we get a lot of refunds...But then again, they are sold out on a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.50967213]

ting ting ting

good day /smg/ the stock market gen of 4channel dot org
i have an announcement to make please gather round

[Anonymous No.50967230]

>>50967213
Ok we're here

[Anonymous No.50967252]

>>50967213
Please educate me with your money earning wisdom

[Anonymous No.50967279]

gentlemen, fellow pepe's and apu's, as well as female stock brokers / android waifus please gather toward the main dining hall. refreshments will be served by the janitor during and after the announcement please have your glass handy

[Anonymous No.50967285]

>>50965496
Real talk how the fuck do you read monkey bars? I've even watched a couple videos on what they are but I just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.50967289]

Currently I am buying VTI and SOXX. Is this dumb? Should I just swap to buying exclusively QQQ?

[Anonymous No.50967291]

>>50967279
>refreshments will be served by the janitor during and after the announcement
Oh Rocker bring me another beer

[Anonymous No.50967296]

Frens, how do I profit from multiple states getting too expensive to live in?

[Anonymous No.50967305]

>>50967289
not dumb at all, enjoy

[Anonymous No.50967306]

>>50966230
Did learning to dance help you get women?

[Anonymous No.50967333]

>>50967296
> step 1. Let libturds cry about how landlords are parasites.
>step 2. Let libturds live in section 8 housing/corporate owned housing
>step 3. Watch libturds cry about how ruthlessly their rent keeps getting jacked up
>step 4. Collect salt
>step 5. Profit

Eat shit, libturds. You will never be rich.

[Anonymous No.50967334]

>>50967279
I await your announcement good sir

[Anonymous No.50967335]

>>50967285
Is that the green bars on the right? It just looks like order book depth

[Anonymous No.50967340]

>>50967296
Boomers spent their entire lives making absolutely certain that their home equity would bail out a lifetime of bad personal financial decisions and vapid consumption. There has been a slow build of decades of zoning and housing laws at every level to make bigger shitboxes the only options and to grandfather their own units.
This "wealth" will disappear when the Boomers die off in order to pay for their end of life medical bills.
Nothing can stop this because the Boomers are still in charge everywhere.

[Anonymous No.50967388]

>>50966615
No, but there is a fagpox-kun

[Anonymous No.50967408]

ting ting ting

the moment has arrived please gather round.

my top ((analysts)) have recently brought news to my attention of what they call the triggering of 160IQ+plus market indicators. essentially what they are imply may come as a surprise and shock to many of you. the reports appear to indicate that we have just enter what they term 'the fall of man'. they are telling me that certain metrics such as a rise in meme-stock action coupled with falling and low volatility within the broad market...well there is no easy way to say it but they are telling me that this is the beginning of the end of the retail trader. i know i know but it is what it is.

please help yourself to some food and refreshments, i believe this may be the last time we will have an opportunity for any sort of meal

[Anonymous No.50967410]

Is META a good investment?

[Anonymous No.50967416]

>>50967285
>>50967335
1) Those are volume profiles on the right. Monkey bars can include a volume profile but don't have to.
2) If the literal tutorials on monkey bars can't make your retarded brain understand monkey bars, then nothing can make you understand monkey bars, and you're probably too stupid to be dicking around in the stock market in any way, shape, or form.

[Anonymous No.50967424]

Welp, it seems like China is going to explode economically soon, and that shockwave will be heard around the world like Krakatoa erupting in 1883.

https://twitter.com/GrahamStephan/status/1559878464114724865
https://youtu.be/v2pPRiUUnOg

I hope you all are ready for the Great Depression 2.0

[Anonymous No.50967425]

>>50967306
Nope. Turns out, she doesn't dance. We met on Eharmony. I took her to a nice quiet bar, and got a table in the back. We had rum and cokes, and chatted. I made sure to keep her talking about herself and never mentioned how much of a loner or loser I was. I was making jokes, and knew if she was laughing she was into me. Women will not laugh unless they like you. Then after 3 drinks, I dropped her off and went for the kiss. It was a nice make out session and drove away. I sent her a text later that night and said I had a great time and thanks for the laughs. When she messaged me back I knew I was in.

[Anonymous No.50967449]

Does anyone have any images of the back of Mumu's head?

[Anonymous No.50967459]

Who here has been sitting on STNG?

[Anonymous No.50967462]

>>50967449
I have an image of the back of a bullfag's head coming through the front of his head

[Anonymous No.50967467]

I think SOXL will likely bounce back tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50967470]

>>50967424
Lmao, no one cares about china

[Anonymous No.50967472]

>>50967410
vr katamari damaci would probably be pretty neat

[Anonymous No.50967474]

>>50967462
......a what?
I want to make a new webm, a short and easy one... I just need a pic of the back of Mumu's head, and I don't want to do it myself

[Anonymous No.50967493]

>75% cash
*sips*
Ahhhh, yep.

[Anonymous No.50967494]

>>50967296
there is going to be a breaking point to this shit at some point. not sure when or whats going to happen but it will be exiting to see at the very least

[Anonymous No.50967501]

>>50967424
Time to load up on $YANG?

[Anonymous No.50967509]

>homos confirmed dog and kid rapists
bros i cant take it anymore.
should i move to a farm?
in the woods?
or a farm in the woods? I cant be around these things anymore.
financially speaking which is the better choice

[Anonymous No.50967520]

>>50967408
>he can't even parentheses right

[Anonymous No.50967527]

What's the best way to use margin?

[Anonymous No.50967542]

as soon as they lower rates again I should probably go ahead and try to buy my first house if I'm getting close to 100k saved right?

[Anonymous No.50967556]

hahaha gentlemen it was but a RUSE!!
MUMU-Sturmbannführer CEASE THE BOBO AMONG THEM!
YES YES IT IS I, SS-Obersturmbannführer Pepe.

the bobo and shorter have fallen right into our trap. AHAHAHAHA. IT IS WE WHO WERE THE ANALYSTS ALL ALONG. you thought you were in control?? WRONG. THE WEF, BLACKROCK? SUBVERSION!
ALL OUR DOING, yes the national social deep state market. ALL A PLOY TO OUSTER THE LAST REMAIN REMNANT OF THE BOBO.
wooden doors? oh no bobo you are mistaken. This time 6 million bears will be sacrificed to molach. MAY THEIR BLOOD CLEANSE THE ARYAN MARKET. SIEG HAIL FOURTEEN EIGHTY-EIGHT!!! HAIL HAIL HAIL

[Anonymous No.50967568]

>>50967542
houses are overrated unless you want to start a family and are ready to stay in an area for a long while.

[Anonymous No.50967571]

>>50967527
>What's the best way to use margin?
Ideally, not at all.

If you're under 27 go ahead though, you've got plenty of years to recover from a wipeout and maybe you actually become the 1 in 100 miracle.

[Anonymous No.50967575]

>>50967527
to avoid free riding and good faith violations. Also there are some options strategies that your broker may not let you use if you don't have margin. Vanguard won't let me sell covered puts without it (for some reason).

[Anonymous No.50967580]

>>50967459
I'm not. Congrats on what is probably at 2x by now.

I made a shitton of money on tankers in 2020, then lost half of it on tankers in 2021. I locked in that reduction like a fucking idiot and have regretted it ever since.

Luckily, learned a lot about the industry, next fuel crisis I'mma make out like a madman.

[Anonymous No.50967590]

>>50967568
This is true until some retard in a neighboring apartment obtains some used furniture and infests the building with bedbugs. Or you have to listen to a neighbor's 2 a.m. domestic dispute.

[cunny slayer No.50967593]

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[Anonymous No.50967605]

i dont feel so good $URG bros

[Anonymous No.50967626]

>>50967542
wtf is this real

[cunny slayer No.50967627]

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[Anonymous No.50967637]

>>50967590
yeah, the same happens with homes in that you can have shitty neighbors, or you gotta replace your fence or a garage door or a broken AC or the myriad other things you will go through as a home owner. Personally Id rather have the convenience of leaving someplace as soon as my lease as done as opposed to selling my home and trying to find another home

[Anonymous No.50967638]

Here's a new webm... kind of quick and low effort

[Anonymous No.50967639]

>>50967296
let the market fix it

[cunny slayer No.50967648]

>>50967593
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[cunny slayer No.50967652]

>>50967648
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[cunny slayer No.50967658]

>>50967652
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[Anonymous No.50967663]

>>50967627
i've seen this hair before... also, it's unfortunate legal aged humans don't look like this. petite is truly the patrician choice. it's gotten to the point where i saw a lady in her mid 50s, 5'4, likely less than 115lb.. and thought... passable! We should solve the fuel crisis by combusting fatties.

[cunny slayer No.50967666]

>>50967658
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[Anonymous No.50967673]

>>50967449
Here fren, I tried for you

[cunny slayer No.50967679]

>>50967663
> We should solve the fuel crisis by combusting fatties.
Unfathomably based.
Let’s start with Johnny Fat Hands

[Anonymous No.50967680]

>>50967673
Thanks, but I already made this one... and the webm: >>50967638

[Anonymous No.50967690]

>>50967424
I've been reading about this for weeks if not months... is this true or fake news?

[Anonymous No.50967701]

>>50967424
China has been blowing up since 2014. SSDD

[Anonymous No.50967720]

>>50965009
>critical thinking teacher
The reddit meme is a real class?

[Anonymous No.50967724]

>>50966004
anon im glad you realized you were on the wrong path too. i just stopped HRT after 3 months. do you have any tips for remasculization? anything helps

[Anonymous No.50967737]

>>50967724
>remasculization
Go spend time with your dad, watch 80s action hero movies, start chewing, work out, wear baggy jeans and a black shirt, and stop holding doors open for people. Be a fucking man

[Anonymous No.50967739]

>>50967724
Go the other direction and pin testosterone and take HCG

[Anonymous No.50967750]

>>50967724
fuck

[Anonymous No.50967755]

>go in with 5x leverage on BBBY
>lose all yout money over night

[Anonymous No.50967758]

>>50966004
I was at work during all of this and my god why didn't you consult 4chan before you transitioned? Should have at least talked to /pol/

[Anonymous No.50967762]

>>50967724
I was never a tranny but zinc, d-aspartic acid, and L-arginine supplements increase testosterone.

[Anonymous No.50967779]

>/smg/ is literal failed trannies

[Anonymous No.50967792]

>>50967758
Rocker, are you going to teach these degenerate sissy boy faggots on how to be men? I expect a series of videos that would go nicely with your zoomer job videos.

[Anonymous No.50967795]

>>50967779
sometimes i forget a share a general with these freaks, imagine taking trading advice from someone that mentally ill

[Anonymous No.50967796]

any penny stocks worth looking into?

[Anonymous No.50967802]

>>50967556

[Anonymous No.50967803]

>>50967758
howd you do last night gambling.

[cunny slayer No.50967826]

>>50967666
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[Anonymous No.50967828]

>>50967792
I'm gonna have to anon. These kids don't understand...
>>50967803
I didn't actually gamble. Nobody gave me any numbers, I'm still open to it tonight. Also Im deep in thought over my next play. I'm gonna be honest, I'm thinking of throwing my entire stack at PMVP tomorrow and letting it ride. It would be nice to get in early to a potential short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.50967841]

>>50965225
>>50967792
What the hell is that thing? "Toyota robot" doesn't give me any search results.

[cunny slayer No.50967843]

>>50967826
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[Anonymous No.50967844]

>>50964349
this is the best post of the thread by far i don't know why anyone bothered posting after it

[Anonymous No.50967846]

>>50967842
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[Anonymous No.50967854]

>>50965878
You are trans anti trans..!!

[Anonymous No.50967855]

>>50967737
lol i used to spend every day smoking, working out, wearing baggy jeans, and watching old westerns. good shit
>>50967739
if i can find that online, i'll try it
>>50967750
yeah, terrible mistake. literally a lifetime of working out reversed in like a year
>>50967762
lol i remember taking zinc and larginine every day to bust larger loads. guess i'll try it again
>>50967758
i made a pros and cons list and showed it to /lgbt/ and they said i should keep taking hormones. but i have a gut feeling saying i need my dick is more important than the "feels good" effects of HRT

[Anonymous No.50967959]

>>50967841
Toyota commercial

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/OMpr/toyota-start-your-impossible-first-date-t1

[Anonymous No.50967989]

i am silently farty and i am a pony
let it be known
i will visit the market tomorrow
2022-08-18

[Anonymous No.50969222]

>>50965850
hey mog bro. schitzo aus anon here who was a pest on your mog threads (i have a penchant for denise richards). Appreciate your work keeping those alive... i see a mog every noe and then but seems to get slid quick. u still baking?

[Anonymous No.50971560]

>>50967959
I hate Jews