/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50958167]

Comfy edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50956302

[Anonymous No.50958185]

[Anonymous No.50958192]

My grad school funds are gone

[Anonymous No.50958206]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.50958209]

>>50958192
Learn a job instead

[Anonymous No.50958212]

>>50958192
Just buy some more

[Anonymous No.50958217]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
literally nothing will happen after 2

[Anonymous No.50958219]

Jay Dovell and the Dove Crew minutes up in 50 minutes

[Anonymous No.50958226]

>>50958217

[Anonymous No.50958227]

>>50958192
get more loans, they will be forgiven anyways.

[Anonymous No.50958229]

This is nothing. When can I buy at these levels again?

[Anonymous No.50958232]

>>50958206
>yields
Literally worthless indicator now

[Anonymous No.50958233]

Tick tock.

[Anonymous No.50958244]

look at this stupid shit. i wanted to buy spy calls at the blue circle but had to buy them at the yellow circle

[Anonymous No.50958247]

wen dump

[Anonymous No.50958249]

S&P 5000 will never be below 420 ever any again

[Anonymous No.50958251]

>>50958229
two more two week periods inironically

[Anonymous No.50958259]

I hate the fake & gay financial system

[Anonymous No.50958264]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHH!!!

[Anonymous No.50958269]

>18 posters
where the fuck did everyone go?

[Anonymous No.50958273]

>>50958244
You can make just as much money regardless, can you not?

[Anonymous No.50958277]

Who killed the volume on bbby?

[Anonymous No.50958285]

BUDDY LOOK AT FUBO COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50958287]

Just fucking pump it already jesus
somebody leak the minutes so we can nut

[Anonymous No.50958289]

*taps mic*
*ahem*
WOAH BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.50958290]

>>50958155
Puts are astronomical because volatility is astronomical, not because “someone knows it will crash”
BBBY hit circuit breaker yesterday because of volatility. Any time that happens IV is higher than giraffe pussy

[Anonymous No.50958291]

Bros I don't think I'm going to make it...

[Anonymous No.50958296]

>>50958269
What will smg be like when there's only 5 of us left?

[Anonymous No.50958297]

>>50958247
tomorrow or friday. expect an exit pump before then, then another rally after the dump

[Anonymous No.50958304]

>>50958273
i bought 30 spy calls at 2.98. the bottom price was 2.55 thats a $1,200 difference

[Anonymous No.50958321]

Oh no bros. The SPX bounced off the 200 SMA.
Is it down from here now? It's we're still in a bear market, it can't possibly go above it at this point.

[Anonymous No.50958326]

>>50958192
and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.50958328]

>>50958206
They were pricing in an immediate fed pivot. The fed has not pivoted. Nor will they pivot. If we don't start losing 100k jobs a week feds gonna hike past 350bp.

[Anonymous No.50958331]

Do you think the fed minutes will pump the market like last time?

[Anonymous No.50958333]

>>50958289

[Anonymous No.50958343]

I'm up 10% today!

[Anonymous No.50958346]

I bought the top of GNUS today

[Anonymous No.50958362]

>>50958304
You’re talking about the black circle now, not the blue one, right

[Anonymous No.50958361]

>>50958269
didnt you get an invite to the dinner party?
there will be hamburgers
theres a sale on beef and pork

[Anonymous No.50958367]

>>50958289
Can't wait to hear Powell grovel about minorities again at the next meeting

[Anonymous No.50958372]

I sold a call spread on SAVA and also sold an iron condor with heavier wings on the put side (i.e. bought more OTM puts as a wing hedge)
We all know its a scam, has more downside, etc etc but volatility is so high it has to be sold down

[Anonymous No.50958375]

Reddit is OUTPERFORMING /biz/
lmao
lmfao

[Anonymous No.50958376]

>>50958346
>buying GNUS at all
What is actually wrong with you? Also volume on AIRT is well above it's average. Is it finally happening?

[Anonymous No.50958380]

>>50958328
we need more job losses

[Anonymous No.50958379]

>>50958328
They will pivot you fucking bobo queer, have fun staying poor. My BTC and ARKK will be going to the moon soon.

[Anonymous No.50958384]

>>50958328
Not sure if it’s a company issue or industry issue but my engineering firm has slowed down quite a bit on the west coast and the rest of the country.
We have a Chennai, India office and the only work they have are west coast projects which is odd because we have an office in almost every state.
But at the same time I’m still getting offers from recruiters trying to poach me so who knows.

[Anonymous No.50958388]

>>50958331
I was just reading and we've had some big data since they were released so the minutes may be a little stale now and even if they sound a little hawkish, that was before all the data came out (cpi, ppi, gdp)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50958389]

>>50958296
it'll mostly be me ranting about the niggers and liberals.

[Anonymous No.50958397]

How do I jewmaxx my portfolio? I'm thinking JPM, GS, BLK... these are pretty obvious though, what else

[Anonymous No.50958398]

>>50958372
Are you the SAVA shorter?

[Anonymous No.50958403]

>>50958375
>euros
90% of that money is going to be taken away from capital gains to give to Somalians and syrians.

[Anonymous No.50958404]

>>50958379
kek

[Anonymous No.50958405]

>>50958291
looks good

[Anonymous No.50958406]

>>50958397
woah woah woah
we're friends of Israel here.

[Anonymous No.50958408]

>>50958375
... what?
Not even close.
/smg/ outperforms reddit but a country fucking mile my dude. You're just so late to literally every party that you only hear about them when they're vomited onto WSB

[Anonymous No.50958409]

>>50958398
Yes. Meme stock frenzy right now. Am glad my call spreads going into yesterday we’re tight

[Anonymous No.50958410]

>>50958343
I'm down 1.35%

[Anonymous No.50958414]

>>50958388
So unless there's some new information, it's probably not much of an event, but people may be holding off buying or selling until they're released.

[Baggie !!oEuCtPfqCym No.50958427]

GOOG
$120.57
-$1.94 (1.58%)

time to buy!

[Anonymous No.50958444]

>>50958362
the black circles are just a guideline where the market has potential to reverse and they did it at that spot exactly rather then the red trend line i wanted to buy at. so i had to pay premium (2.98) for missing the black circle buy zone (2.55). thats a 40 buck difference times 30 calls is 1200 in missed profit

[Anonymous No.50958448]

>>50958379
quit buying fake internet money and ponzi stocks anon

[Anonymous No.50958447]

>>50958427
I think GOOG is worth buying after a few months when we get our next leg down. Feels like we're about to hit the next drawdown as we approach Q4 because of redemption season

[Anonymous No.50958453]

>>50958379
they are gonna piledrive your asshole
>>50958384
Hiring is slowing -- howerver only cash burners speculating on bubbles have begun to slash jobs. Real estate, tech, etc. High gas prices is hurting consumer spending a little bit but middle class+ are still wildly spending.
>>50958380
pretty much, until unemployment is above 5% there will be no pivot.

[Anonymous No.50958463]

>>50958448
$sark it is

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50958469]

>>50958427
if you don't stop using my name i will use some kabbalah magic and your credit score will become worse than a nigger with 3 repo'd cars.

[Anonymous No.50958474]

>>50958408
Redditors tend to have big pockets but definitely lose money way quicker than /smg/. They are the type of people who unironically would listen to Cramer. Very gullible people.

[Anonymous No.50958478]

>>50958289
BAMALAM

[Anonymous No.50958489]

>>50958427
google is at the top end of a bear flag right now. you should be shorting not longing from a risk/reward perspective on a shorter term trade basis

[Anonymous No.50958488]

>>50958343
>>50958410
I could have been up bigly today but I believed in the leddit retard meme diamond chungus and got fucked

[Anonymous No.50958498]

I bought tqqq today. I mean more tqqq

[Anonymous No.50958504]

>>50958489
more like bear fag amirite bro

[Anonymous No.50958523]

>>50958448
Everything is a ponzi.
>>50958453
The only one getting heemed will be you bobo, I'm going to make it. The majority of people are bearish like you.

[Anonymous No.50958521]

Just in case anyone was wondering about my pee and poo misadventures from earlier threads I wanted to let you know that I have peed and pooped, I am now fully relieved and ready to seize the day. Thanks for your support!

[Anonymous No.50958538]

look at that 1 minute bull flag on spy right before fomc

[Anonymous No.50958540]

Alright I bought SPY calls. Jerome take the wheel and drive.

[Anonymous No.50958543]

>>50958328
Wagies are far too upiddy for the Fed to pivot, demanding hire pay and better conditions. Got to beat them back down so they are begging for jobs again

[Anonymous No.50958549]

>>50958489
your own chart shows a breakout above the channel to the upside and youre insisting on going short on that?

[Anonymous No.50958553]

>/wfmg/
>waiting for FOMC minutes general

[Anonymous No.50958559]

>>50958229
I don’t believe it. I missed the fucking bottom. At least I got close in 2020. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.50958563]

30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.50958573]

>>50958543
Which is funny considering Americans have become lazy niggers that don't want to work anyway. Getting rid of jobs will do nothing. Most would be happy to lose their job. You can just sit on unemployment for 2 years. The only way to fix the lazy American is to remove the safety nets. Get rid of unemployment benefits.

[Anonymous No.50958574]

>>50958269
I'm waging

[Anonymous No.50958581]

nutted to some WMAF just here till my cooldown resets then im back at it again

[Anonymous No.50958594]

>>50958549
>your own chart shows a breakout above the channel to the upside and youre insisting on going short on that?
yes because of macro factors and the fact that Google is trading with an implied volatility discount which is increasing. so its not just based on the chart alone

[Anonymous No.50958601]

>>50958573
It's called liquidating labour and it's coming

[Anonymous No.50958605]

>>50958573
>Get rid of unemployment benefits.
Fine by me, Tax man can give me back my fucking monies.

[Anonymous No.50958607]

>>50958581
I think I'm going to go fap before I have to go to my pig of a girlfriends house to have dinner with her and her mom

[Anonymous No.50958612]

I hope scoops gets the pox from one of his homeless Seattle hoors

[Anonymous No.50958614]

anyone here used to watch maverick of wall street?

[Anonymous No.50958633]

i missed out on making $6,000 yesterday and today. how do i cope?

[Anonymous No.50958634]

>>50958601
Only in the tech industry, which tech jobs are fucking useless anyway.
>>50958605
The money you are taxed for unemployment has been spent 1000x over by the government. They might as well not even tax us for it anymore.

[Anonymous No.50958641]

>>50958633
make 12k tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50958647]

Someone left an unflushable poop in the office toilet. On God the base was the size of my fist. Very stinky.

[Anonymous No.50958652]

>>50958607
Guarantee you both Dorothy and the wizard are black.

[Anonymous No.50958655]

>Updated Rumble investor presentation for its merger with $CFVI shows:

>44M MAUs now vs. 36M MAUs in December
Nope. Nope. Short this dogshit lol.
I didn’t realize rumble was going public. They’re an Alt-Tech company providing cloud services (think AWS but for fascists and neo nazis).

I just don’t believe in alt-tech. It’s too niche for any software company to reach profitability. The market is too small and even if you capture all of the segment, you won’t be profitable because you’re a tech company with high R&D costs. We should short this when it does some bullshit squeeze

[Anonymous No.50958656]

>>50958634
>They might as well not even tax us for it anymore.
I wish, but they'll probably still illegally tax us and just not give us the benefit like they do with everything else.

[Anonymous No.50958662]

>>50958647
wasn't me, i always take full responsibility for my poops

[Anonymous No.50958665]

>>50958647

[Anonymous No.50958666]

>>50958633
That man has some impressive shoulders.

[Anonymous No.50958673]

>>50958277
Guess who

[Anonymous No.50958700]

Bobos are going to get heemed when the Fed minutes release. Regardless of what the document says, everyone will interpret it as bullish and we will pump.

[Anonymous No.50958707]

>>50958655
>he forgot the giga pump that happened with DWAC
It was literally just a platform made from intellectual property theft from Twitter and the fucking thing pumped to almost $100

[Anonymous No.50958708]

20 mins until jpow tells the market to stop being bullish. Prepare yourself.

[Anonymous No.50958729]

>>50958708
I bought calls. I'm not scared of you anymore bobo.

[Anonymous No.50958730]

dxy and 10 yr going up and vix about to cross the macd with rsi

[Anonymous No.50958740]

>>50958291
bro, go to a fucking doctor

[Anonymous No.50958742]

[Anonymous No.50958747]

>>50958708
Fuck off. It’s giga green in 1 hour

[Anonymous No.50958751]

>>50958707
DWAC and CFVI are unique in that their redemption structuring is wayy different (DWAC had a wild convertible option for underwriters to short DWAC stock which created massize squeezes)

I do understand there's a lot of that meme alt-right risk here but the float dynamics and lockup expiries for Rumble's SPAC will be different and more approachable a short. If I am wrong I will be hedge and not over-allocate to this position so it won't be too bad.

Meaning I'll buy shares or some OTM call options when it becomes optionable to hedge against my short. Ultimately these sort of SPAC's are perfect shorts over longer time horizons.

OTLY is a SPAC with verrry similar lockup structure as Rumble proposes

[Anonymous No.50958757]

>>50958708
Can he wait until NDX is at 13600 again? I'm getting liquidated here :(

[Anonymous No.50958773]

>>50958729
sounds like you bought a one way ticket to funtown anon

[Anonymous No.50958781]

It's starting to run up.
Bulls are edging right now.
Ready to spray that buy load all over the market's face

[Anonymous No.50958790]

>>50958730
don't do TA on vix.

[Anonymous No.50958805]

The fuck is BWV?

[Anonymous No.50958806]

holy shit AAPL still green
WAGMI AAPLbros

[Anonymous No.50958818]

Kneel for the SIGGAS.

[Anonymous No.50958820]

>>50958751
So you think it will dump as soon as the shares leave the SPAC phase?

[Anonymous No.50958828]

its another aapl carrys the stock market episode

[Anonymous No.50958830]

>>50958708
>20 mins until jpow tells the market to stop being bullish.
You realize everyone is going to interpret it as dovish right? You're a loser and always will be bobo.

[Anonymous No.50958850]

>>50958820
No. I don't want to constrict the timeframe of my prediction to "as soon as de-SPAC'ing". We need to read the prospectus more. This is just a budding thesis I have.

[Anonymous No.50958853]

any BBBY bros here?

[Anonymous No.50958852]

>>50958828
that's the power of blue bubbles. you should try them some time, green bubble sender.

[Anonymous No.50958867]

>>50958853
yeah I bought puts at 25.3
so far reddit has paid for dinner

[Anonymous No.50958870]

>>50958830
I saw normie tier articles saying exactly what you said though which makes me think the opposite.

[Anonymous No.50958873]

If any of you volatility selloooooors want to sell call spreads or put spreads on a certain stock, i recommend SAVA iron condors or some vertical credit spread. Vega is batshit on SAVA. IV for most options are between 200% - 1,000%

Yes. ONE FUCKING THOUSAND PERCENT IV

[Anonymous No.50958882]

Niggers!!!

[Anonymous No.50958893]

>>50958873
>that absolute lack of options liquidity

[Anonymous No.50958899]

get ready to sneed the market when fomc everyone

[Anonymous No.50958902]

>>50958867
locked in mine at $29, i felt like a king, gl fren
>>50958873
looking into this, ty

[Anonymous No.50958904]

>>50958850
In all fairness I don't know a single person who uses rumble, hell I don't even use it. It probably won't be the same as DWAC.

[Anonymous No.50958908]

>>50958818
>tfw still up 107%

[Anonymous No.50958917]

what time is fomc meeting uk time? or us time so i can do the conversion maths to work it back out in uk time? if i can get an answer in bongs that would also help me understand

[Anonymous No.50958932]

>>50958893
>>50958893
Lmao yeah the liquidity is POOP which removes a lot of edge but there are some liquid call options to sell from on the front month tenors.
The bid/ask is actually decent on some call spreads...but yeah a lot of the options are schizo

[Anonymous No.50958946]

>>50958917
It's 3 bings past 4 o'bong UK time

[Anonymous No.50958951]

where fed minutes stream

[Anonymous No.50958955]

/smg/ works great for the fap sesh cooldown period because its like the opposite of arousal. my dick is healing

[Anonymous No.50958960]

5 min.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50958963]

Just a few things to consider about these F.E.D. minutes. They were written BEFORE the definition of recession was changed to protect the economy.

[Anonymous No.50958964]

>>50958946
thats a pretty good deal tho innit

[Anonymous No.50958970]

SELL

[Anonymous No.50958972]

>>50958946
>>50958946
by god that's now, thank you kind gentleman

[Anonymous No.50958975]

>>50958917
it's in 4 bingers and a few little bens

[Anonymous No.50958977]

>>50958963
based baggie let's ride

[Anonymous No.50958981]

fucking spam filter

[Anonymous No.50958982]

>>50958652
Dorothy is a ginger so that's guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.50958984]

AAPL is the only green stock LOL

[Anonymous No.50958986]

here comes the last minute sell dildo

[Anonymous No.50958994]

Reminder the federal jewserve can no longer hold stocks do with that information what you will

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50959010]

>>50958977
i'm getting fucked here.

[Anonymous No.50959011]

>>50958984
I wish the watermelon was my head.

[Anonymous No.50959012]

>>50958946
gross.

[Anonymous No.50959018]

Here we go

[Anonymous No.50959019]

>>50958984
Oil is green

[Anonymous No.50959025]

welcome to the poopy stock market general. get your diapers ready for the next catalyst, some of you will be getting their pants quite dirty otherwise!

[Anonymous No.50959030]

>the market just now

[Anonymous No.50959034]

PUMP IT UP
DONT U KNOW
GOTTA PUMP IT UP

[Anonymous No.50959045]

AGGRESIVE
BUY SIDE
ACTIVITY

[Anonymous No.50959049]

>>50958946
>all that gravy
This is why bongs are all hamchads.

[Anonymous No.50959051]

>>50959030
wow I like skateboarding now

[Anonymous No.50959053]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50959055]

>>50959019
for now

[Anonymous No.50959059]

aaaaaaaaaaahh

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50959060]

On net, financial conditions eased modestly over the period but remained substantially tighter than at the start of the year. Treasury yields fell, reflecting expectations of slower growth as well as a decline in inflation compensation. Respondents to the Open Market Desk's surveys of primary dealers and market participants marked down their growth forecasts for 2022 and 2023 and attached higher odds than in the June survey to the possibility that the U.S. economy could enter a recession in coming quarters.

[Anonymous No.50959061]

>I CAN'T WAIT FOR FOMC MINUTES I MEAN IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS OF THE MONTH - THEY'RE GOING TO REPEAT WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW TO US IN A CONDENSED MANNER! WAOW! WHAT A MARKET MOVING EVENT!

[Anonymous No.50959062]

>>50959010
i'm holding it

[Anonymous No.50959069]

IT'S OFFICIALLY OVER SELL SELL SELL NOW WHILE YOU CAN AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50959072]

Is there really no way for a europoor like me to invest in SOXL and SOXS?

I feel left out.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50959077]

The staff assessed that leverage in the financial sector remained moderate. Recent declines in bank capital ratios were due to higher volatility, interest rate increases, and loan growth, but the recently concluded stress tests suggested that participating banks could absorb losses from a severe recession without breaching regulatory minimums, and some banks were expected to increase their capital ratios later this year. Leverage at hedge funds and life insurance companies remained relatively high.


SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.50959080]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50959081]

DXY:dropping
YIELDS: easing
VIX: falling

[Anonymous No.50959084]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50959086]

Told you bobo faggots it would pump.

[Anonymous No.50959087]

>>50959010
Stupid baggie nigger, you've been here long enough to know bears never get to cum.

[Anonymous No.50959090]

noooo my shortss

[Anonymous No.50959091]

>PACE OF FUTURE HIKES DATA DEPENDENT

Translation: We will seize on even the smallest signs of inflation going down to justify easy monetary policy. Thanks Unkie Powell, the bullrun is back

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50959092]

so many of you doubted the meltup, caught up in the ups and downs of the 1 minute chart

you forgot the bigger picture

i never lied to you

[Anonymous No.50959093]

ho'lee FUK!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50959097]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50959098]

told you to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.50959102]

>>50959081
Also,
GAP: filling

[Anonymous No.50959104]

>>50959092
woah harby is back

[Anonymous No.50959105]

0.75 confirmed.
Commodities weakening doesn't matter
Fed will reduce maybe in the future but bulk of fiscal tightening still to come.

Somewhat hawkish I say

[Anonymous No.50959107]

>>50959072
Got SOXL though Nordnet

[Anonymous No.50959110]

>>50959091
Based dovish bullchad Powell reaffirms what we already knew, bullish.

[Anonymous No.50959119]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50959124]

what the fuck was that? did some news come out?

[Anonymous No.50959127]

>>50959077
Doesn't matter still bullish.

[Anonymous No.50959130]

>>50959080
Yeah dude my stocks are just pumping like crazy here.

[Anonymous No.50959132]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING ITS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50959135]

>>50959124
The fuck? A green candle of retards about to get trapped.

[Anonymous No.50959136]

>>50959124
Sure thing, brother. News did come out. It's fake, and gay. Stay away, brother. HH

[Anonymous No.50959142]

>>50959124
Fed minutes

[Anonymous No.50959146]

are we in a bull market?

[Anonymous No.50959147]

>>50959105
As usual the mentally ill schizo boboids interpret a dovish Powell as hawkish.

[Anonymous No.50959148]

I'm WATing so hard.

[Anonymous No.50959149]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.50959150]

its gonna dump into close, so they get heemed twice

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50959153]

>>50959124
Yeah, everybody just remembered what happened 3 weeks ago... Like this shit was already priced in and now the long noses are reminding everybody so they can trap the stupid fucks that are buying up here.

[Anonymous No.50959155]

>>50959124
The Fed implied future hikes may be less than 75 basis points

[Anonymous No.50959157]

>>50959124
Yes, Powell just fucked the market with his tools (in a good way)

[Anonymous No.50959163]

[Anonymous No.50959166]

repeat after me MIDTERMS

[Anonymous No.50959168]

>>50959147
Half the market thought it would be 0.5

[Anonymous No.50959172]

>>50959157
woah quacky is back

[Anonymous No.50959173]

alright ALRIGHT WE ARE IN BULL MARKET

STOCKMARKETFUNDINGTOLDYOUITWASCOMING

[Anonymous No.50959175]

>I CAN FEEL IT IN AIR TONIGHT
Can you feel it anons? FUBO is going to blow. Blow up like a college chick freshman year eating nothing but pizza and burgers.

[Anonymous No.50959183]

See ya late Bobo!

[Anonymous No.50959189]

>>50959168
It will be, 75 BPS is never happening again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50959193]

>>50959150
lmao, what is that dude 5' 9"?

[Anonymous No.50959194]

>>50959107
Which country are you in? Won't let me buy SOXL (Sweden).

[Anonymous No.50959201]

MUH HECKIN GREEN CANDLERINOOOSSS
MUH HECKING BLUE BUBBLERINOOOS

[Anonymous No.50959204]

>>50959166
NOO THATS JUST A CONSPIRACY
THEY WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.50959207]

rate hike deceleration is real
it's over bobo..

[Anonymous No.50959209]

>>50959194
No niggers are allowed to own SOXL, that's why

[Anonymous No.50959211]

Jerome's weapon of choice

[Anonymous No.50959219]

>>50959193
5'11 vs 6'
(btw AAPL IS MAKING ME MONEY :DD)

[Anonymous No.50959227]

>J.P. Morgan: Global Inflation to Halve in Second Half of Year

[Anonymous No.50959232]

The fed is on our side bobo haven't you figured it out

[Anonymous No.50959233]

>>50959194
DK

[Anonymous No.50959237]

WHY DO "THEY" KEEP DOING THIS TO MY SHORTS

[Anonymous No.50959244]

Ask yourself this one question: Would the Fed let their Semitic overlords (read: democrats) enter the midterms with a failing economy?

[Anonymous No.50959255]

should have known when Bill Ackman only sold NFLX he isn't losing money

[Anonymous No.50959254]

>>50959237
This is american prosperity. Stop betting against the world. Stop wishing for the downfall of ordinary Americans. It's over chud.

[Anonymous No.50959256]

No, stop begging. No more red candles.
I think you've had enough for today.

[Anonymous No.50959259]

>>50959157
hey based quack poster is still here

[Anonymous No.50959261]

BULLISH

[Anonymous No.50959264]

Bros I have to start cutting out breakfast because I'm getting fatter. Today I literally woke up starving and now I have to go the whole day without food. God give me the strength.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50959266]

i mean okay okay so we had to do a little 6 month dipperino to prime the meltup and i mean *sighs* i GUESS we had to make a bunch of money on the way down

but now the meltup is here and all you moron longs can have your day in the sun too if you dont do anything stupid and just melt up

[Anonymous No.50959273]

>>50959157
Good to see you, duckfuck bro.

[Anonymous No.50959275]

>>50959261
omg im GONNA BUY HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.50959276]

>>50959264
You mean you don't already fast daily? ngmi

[Anonymous No.50959278]

How much gains have you actually realized this year?
Me only 170 usd because of divs, sold no positions.

[Anonymous No.50959280]

>>50959264
>fatter
Literally impossible. You're as fat as they come.

[Anonymous No.50959288]

>>50959254
STOP SQUEEZING SAVA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT JOE BRANDON
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALZHEIMER'S DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SQUEEZE EVERY SHITCO THAT CLAIMS TO CURE ALZHEIMERS

FUCK YOU LIBS AND FUCK YOU BRANDON

[Anonymous No.50959290]

>>50959264
Try one meal a day. You wake up and just drink coke zero or coffee or whatever, and then at 8pm have a large meal. The lbs melt off

[Anonymous No.50959291]

>>50959157
glad you're still alive

[Anonymous No.50959297]

If anyone is buying any ticker except BBBY then you're clueless. Do you people like hate money or something? I told you guys since FRIDAY EVENING to buy BBBY based on sentiment analysis that I performed on WallStreetBets. If you listened to me you would have increased your net worth by 100%+ by now. If you have anything on your watchlist EXCEPT bbby then you are hopeless.

I have tried to get you guys to become rich. You have only yourselves to blame at this point. BBBY is still heading for another 10x from here. Either jump in or stay poor.

[Anonymous No.50959302]

My lil CERT stock be doin' a lil crabbin

[Anonymous No.50959306]

SPY and NASDAQ close green today, bobos are faggots.

[Anonymous No.50959308]

>>50959276
I already don't eat lunch which allows me to drink beer at night, but now I have to cut out breakfast too. I was doing good until I started eating breakfast again a month or 2 ago.

[Anonymous No.50959315]

>>50959261
> millions of Americans losing their jobs
> lower payroll for companies
LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50959322]

we are going to get so fucking rich between now and Sept FOMC bros

[Anonymous No.50959325]

Minutes confirm the pivot and meltup

[Anonymous No.50959329]

>>50959264
You're gonna make it fren. Then you have money and the looks and you can finally get a nubian queen as to make children for your anime wife

[Anonymous No.50959334]

I went long on the S&P500 an hour ago with $245 and now I'm up $1.80, you mirin my gains?

[Anonymous No.50959333]

>>50959266
A stopped clock is sometimes right for a minute.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50959337]

>>50959315
the only jobs being lost are the jobs where people are getting paid to do nothing
what a surprise money needs to go to people who actually do something useful and those who dont do anything useful need to go get an actual job now

[Anonymous No.50959346]

did you hedge baggot?

[Anonymous No.50959348]

>>50959290
That's what I'm doing. This is why I could never have an office job. If I sat in my ass all day I would look like boogie right now.

[Anonymous No.50959352]

>>50959256
SPY will close above 429 today.
Tiny $104 bet to make $400

[Anonymous No.50959353]

>>50959308
switch to hard liquor and drink until you start throwing up blood. Just make sure to start drinking after you eat so you puke everything out.

[Anonymous No.50959355]

>>50959308
I do one meal a day usually. the trick is coffee and chain smoking. this is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.50959357]

>>50959334
Shit now it's $2.10, cya nerds I'm rich

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50959360]

>>50959352
youre actually not understanding what a meltup is
the spy will crest 440 by EOD

[Anonymous No.50959364]

If we break green bobos btfo forever

[Anonymous No.50959365]

do I buy

[Anonymous No.50959367]

my longs aren't moving. this can only mean one thing: smart money isn't buying this rally

[Anonymous No.50959374]

>>50959337
>the only jobs being lost are the jobs where people are getting paid to do nothing
aka, most tech jobs

[Anonymous No.50959375]

>>50959329
I'm sure he already has a nubian queen lying around in his closet

[Anonymous No.50959387]

Don't fight the Fed, bobo

[Anonymous No.50959388]

>>50959374
you misspelled HR/recruiter jobs

[Anonymous No.50959396]

Nothing is happening.

[Anonymous No.50959398]

FUBO shill, you may actually survive

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50959399]

>>50959367
I should have waited until now to put my smart money into puts. Right now the retail is making my smart money look bad, but since it is in the right place it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.50959400]

>>50959364
We are, probably before 3:00.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50959401]

>>50959396
2:30 is the happening

[Anonymous No.50959403]

>>50959329
I do it for her.
>>50959337
Tech faggots will literally starve in the streets before getting a real job. Tech trannies are unironically allergic to an honest days work. Nothing makes me happier than seeing massive layoffs at tech companies.

[Anonymous No.50959417]

>>50959387
kek, those stupid fucks will never learn.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50959418]

nothing would make me happier than to see skid row full of tech trannies

[Anonymous No.50959419]

All this talk about rates and all but none of y'all talks about black unemployment. Are y'all racist or sumtin?

[Anonymous No.50959421]

>>50959346
good way to accidentally trigger a wash sale and getting literally raped by the IRS when you cannot write your losses off.

[Anonymous No.50959424]

AAPL CARRYING THE MARKET LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Anonymous No.50959430]

>>50959353
I gave up hard liquor 15 years ago and never looked back. That's what makes you an alcoholic. I can drink all the beer I want and just randomly stop and have no withdrawals. Doesn't work that way with hard liquor.

[Anonymous No.50959431]

>>50959194
you can buy soxl via cfw at etoro

[Anonymous No.50959432]

MELTUP

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50959433]

>>50959421
its 2022 and you still dont understand wash sales come on man

[Anonymous No.50959435]

>>50959424
DON'T EVEN BET AGAINST BLUE BUBBLES
BLUE > GREEN
SIMPLE AS

[Anonymous No.50959437]

>>50959357
>$3
out of my way poorfags

[Anonymous No.50959439]

>think about spy 430c this morning
>buy KIRK 10c weeklies instead
why do i do this to myself

[Anonymous No.50959443]

>>50959424
look other big wick days and see a running trend of AAPL constantly carrying the spx out of the red
truly jewish trickery at work here

[Anonymous No.50959447]

massively bearish, this exuberance is

[Anonymous No.50959451]

>>50959430
I know john. I was hitting the sauce hard until recently. I was being facetious

[Anonymous No.50959454]

>>50959421
Uhh that wouldn't trigger a wash sale anon.

[Anonymous No.50959455]

>>50959399
I understand your pain. I bet all these retail traders aren't even reading the fed minutes. They shouldn't be allowed to trade so uninformed.

[Anonymous No.50959456]

why is AMC eating so much shit

[Anonymous No.50959464]

>>50959447
yeah, in september. It's up-only until then.

[Anonymous No.50959467]

>>50959193
5’11

[Anonymous No.50959468]

>"SP500 Rallies as Investors digest FOMC Minutes."

[Anonymous No.50959470]

>>50959360
Ok cool but I don’t care. My spread is a 428/429. Return/risk of ~4.0
I had one 425/424 bear put spread to hedge I bought for 0.21 and closed for 0.10.
$100 gamble on some 0DTE spy spreads I’ll take it.
>BBBY gains so thick it’s looking like a BBL

[Anonymous No.50959471]

>>50959437
What strike price and when did u buy?

[Anonymous No.50959474]

>>50959451
Kek oh ok. My hard liquor days were by far my worst. Was killing a fifth or heaven hill vodka daily. Never again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50959482]

>>50959430
Hard Liquor is a hell of a drug. If my TSLA puts don't go back in the green by the end of the day I'm gonna get some hard liquor on the way home.

[Anonymous No.50959492]

>>50959447
UP ONLY

[Anonymous No.50959497]

>>50959421
go back

[Anonymous No.50959496]

>>50959104
Top signal, get out immediately

[Anonymous No.50959504]

when do we melt down?

[Anonymous No.50959505]

>>50959464
Cope, shemitah schizo retard. It's pumping hard in September.

[Anonymous No.50959517]

>>50959482
I fucking told you not to bet against the cult of Musk.

Goddamnit faggie you're making all the wrong choices.

[Anonymous No.50959519]

why is it going down....

[Anonymous No.50959531]

>>50959504
2030 literally exactly as Klaus Schwab and the WEF have told you, the great reset. It's only up till then.

[Anonymous No.50959535]

>>50959419
kek wife just had to do sexual assault training for law school and they say black woman are the most common victims of sexual assault in it.
Like GEE I WONDER WHY

[Anonymous No.50959538]

>>50959468
>"SP500 Rallies as Investors digest FOMC Minutes."
>"SP500 Plunges as Investors digest FOMC Minutes."

[Anonymous No.50959543]

Im rich

[Anonymous No.50959546]

>>50959519
because it's not going up

[Anonymous No.50959556]

>>50959430
what u think about wine withdrawals

[Anonymous No.50959563]

>>50959519
>why is it going down....
You have to ask?

[Anonymous No.50959565]

>>50959535
I don't want to be racist but it is probably because they have naturally bigger boobies and a bigger ass so they are irresistable to men

[Anonymous No.50959566]

>>50958707
>intellectual property theft
That’s literally the recipe for success. Extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.50959567]

>>50959543
You joke, but if you did that a million times in a row you'd be a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.50959574]

>>50959474
Rookie numbers. I was on about 2-4 Litres of bourbon/vodka/rum a day. Anyway, good for cutting that shit. I'd say to cut down the beers but you do you. If you want to keep the hunger at bay, try what the other anon said and eat one meal per day or spread them during the day. Also eat more fatty or high protein foods. They'll keep you satiated longer.

[Anonymous No.50959576]

>>50959566
Lol.

[Anonymous No.50959581]

>>50959563
baggie, rocker, me and the other jews just agreed that it will go down after hours so the goys can't do anything about it

[Anonymous No.50959588]

>>50959535
>GEE I WONDER WHY
It's those bundas isnt it

[Anonymous No.50959589]

why are all the indices red if this some kind of "melt-up"

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50959592]

STOP PUTTING YOUR DUMB MONEY INTO TSLA!!! SHITS GOING TO COLLAPSE AND TAKE YOU ALL WITH IT!!!!

[Anonymous No.50959599]

>>50959565
Black women are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.50959601]

>>50959581
>>50959563
>>50959538
>>50959519
And we’re back

[Anonymous No.50959613]

We will close up 1% on SPY, where are you cocky bobo faggots now?

[Anonymous No.50959615]

The fact that the risk is always to the upside with every Fed-related event just shows you how serious they are about taming inflation (not at all). MELTUP.

[Anonymous No.50959617]

>>50959565
it's because black women hang out with niggers.

[Anonymous No.50959623]

>>50959543
Nice. Keep going and you may reach big boy trader status like me

[Anonymous No.50959624]

>>50959589
Because 50% thought that it would be 50 points.
A lot of people were expecting a pivot and so far we have nothing.

[Anonymous No.50959626]

>>50959610
>>50959610
>>50959610

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50959627]

>>50959617
this, some one is doing the raping and it's usually mexicans and or niggers.

[Anonymous No.50959629]

>>50958343
Clown market on the way to a new ath

[Anonymous No.50959634]

>>50959589
the big boys are bearish right now, nobody apart from retail believes in this meltup staged by the fed

[Anonymous No.50959653]

>>50959592
Once it is clear that climate change can't be stopped and 80% of the world population (goys) will die in the burning heat nobody will need all those silly EVs.

[Anonymous No.50959655]

>>50959624
And now 60% think it will be 50, get fucked bobo.
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

[Anonymous No.50959665]

>>50959613
>14 posts by this ID
I think you need to calm down a bit kid. Cut back on the sugar.

[Anonymous No.50959673]

>>50959634
>this cope again
Retail is currently more bearish than ever and can't move the market up like this, it's institutions buying.
>>50959665
fuck urself bobo.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.50959676]

>>50959634
the big boys went long hand over fist when the spy was under 380 you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.50959789]

>>50959676
your low iq is showing, I said now, as in today, not weeks ago when the spy was 380
jeez, really?