/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50956302]

(You) vill own nothing edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50954412

[Anonymous No.50956314]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.50956320]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50956323]

Slurping TQQQ like a muhfuggah
$85k VTI/$20k TQQQ
(and I'm a bobo too lel)

[Anonymous No.50956326]

First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It's coming back down

[Anonymous No.50956335]

>I fell for the GME link

[Anonymous No.50956336]

spy 430 eod

[Anonymous No.50956337]

Hold

[Anonymous No.50956346]

don't worry guys this is just a dip haha

[Anonymous No.50956357]

SOMEBODY PLS TURN ON THE BUY BUTTON PLS AND THANK JEW

[Anonymous No.50956362]

[ChinaBear !!8eZ8jsmGP44 No.50956363]

All you have to do to succeed at stock market is to not suicide. It is a game of willpower. I'm reading the Torah and Talmud to kill time.

[Anonymous No.50956368]

What's the long-nose trade?

[Anonymous No.50956372]

Yields....

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50956378]

Remember to thank a Jew for these cheaper equities prices you're seeing today.

[Anonymous No.50956380]

buy the dip, and also waiting for jpow to save us with his lies at 2 PM

[Anonymous No.50956385]

>>50956368
My soul for a pair of khazar milkers

[Anonymous No.50956393]

>>50956368
100% man

[Anonymous No.50956395]

Is anyone buying back into SOXL?

[Anonymous No.50956415]

>>50956363
Don't forget about our most accurate piece, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, goy

[Anonymous No.50956420]

>>50956335
I like how this is all done by the jewish kid on the right at 0:02
They put alot of thought into this

[Anonymous No.50956432]

Burry called the top.

[Anonymous No.50956434]

Ayyo why the fuck is everything tanking today? Looks like some xtra low volume bed shitting before Fed minutes but I dunno if there's some news I'm missing

[Anonymous No.50956436]

>>50956395
>buying SOXL above $10 when everyone knows it's going to $5
Yikes. Oof. Cringe. Lamo.

[Anonymous No.50956447]

>>50956432
yeah for like 2 years now

[Anonymous No.50956458]

>>50956434
algos can't let us pump for too long, makes things too predictable.

[ChinaBear !!8eZ8jsmGP44 No.50956460]

>>50956415
>The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>A book about a group of shadowy men reading the Talmud together
Might as well read the Talmud directly

[Anonymous No.50956464]

>>50956434
we had the longest green streak in history. of course we're going to get a bit of red now

[Anonymous No.50956492]

>>50956368
No idea, but I do know that the no-nose trade is SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50956501]

EU Close

[Anonymous No.50956505]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50956547]

Lol
Lmao
>if you didn’t buy some bear etf yesterday you are still unaware of the markets prostate

[Anonymous No.50956551]

[Anonymous No.50956560]

I just want an honest to god flash crash, is it too much to ask for to get a -15% day across all indices?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50956564]

>>50956492
no nose trade is to buy BBBY

long nose trade is to sell BBBY to the no noses.

[Anonymous No.50956571]

FED MINUTES LEAKED
JPOW ABANDONING SHIP

[Anonymous No.50956580]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.50956595]

>>50956571
big if true

[Anonymous No.50956601]

>>50956335
imagine toyota builds these things and wagies have to wfm operating them as waiters or shop assistants.
or simply combine with ai..

[Anonymous No.50956604]

>>50956571
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50956619]

A final warning to the retards.

The rally is over, we are decending back into the bear channel, SPY as example: 377 by the 31st, the financial crisis-'19 support line (brown here) that has held twice will fail the third and we fall through 350 by the 16th of September, to test 330's. From there, we either bounce back up from 320 to end the year above or we enter the actual crash to 290-300. That shall be the final test, failure drops us to 180 by the end of '23, success requires major macro shakeups with a positive outlook.

This is not purely technicals, the crisis in China boiling over shall be the likely inflection point into the real crash, perception of FED policy shall be the general driver of price movement, the real crash shall happen once it becomes appearant to the market itself that stagflation is inevitable. Bonds have already begun their rally, the equities market is slow to catch on. The dollar is now premium, it shall become even moreso in the coming year, a great nominal inflection upwards to follow regardless of economic recovery or depression. Buy equities at this bottom and commodities before this bottom if you predict depression is the likelier outcome.

[Anonymous No.50956629]

>>50956601
>VTubers on iPads with wheels
Fuck this gay cyberpunk dystopia

[Anonymous No.50956642]

>>50956619
who are you bro?

[Anonymous No.50956652]

XLE is green

[Anonymous No.50956672]

>>50956619
i've been waiting, and i agree.
>spy 400p 9/16
taking profit at the 411 gap fill then i'll look to buy more time same strike

[Anonymous No.50956673]

What do you guys think about the following for my Roth IRA? I want to hold these for 5 years at least.. maybe forever.

AAPL
MSFT
BX
XOM
WMT

[Anonymous No.50956683]

How come Jerome can’t pump the markets anymore? Where is Orange Hitler?

[Anonymous No.50956696]

Dammit, I already closed out my bearish butterflies an hour ago that exp today. Could've made +150% and I only made +50%

[Anonymous No.50956697]

SOXL bros....

[Anonymous No.50956706]

stop loss wasn't triggered so i manually sold cos i got spooked. dunno maybe bad timing but it was wierd.

anyways im back to cash and 3 market days in a row im making tiny gains. this part-time day trading seems to suit me. will see how it goes in the long run. my stock pick was good on that one that removed my losses and made me the money today.

i think im done for today. 2ish hours seems to be a good time for me.

[Anonymous No.50956709]

why is siga following the market what the fuck

[Anonymous No.50956715]

Market be sussin today fr no cap

[Anonymous No.50956714]

>>50956696
DISASTER

[Anonymous No.50956719]

I could have cashed out for 1.2k at open today but no, I fell for the gay ass retarded diamond hands shit FUCK ME

[Anonymous No.50956722]

>>50956619
>Buys commodities to hedge against a depression
>Depression kills commodities demand and their price implodes

[Anonymous No.50956732]

Congratulations to all my Bobo friends who survived the great retard rally of Summer 2022. We stayed rational in the face of insanity, and now we are reaping our rewards. Ground bull for dinner!

[Anonymous No.50956733]

>>50956709
Why wouldn't it follow the market?

[Anonymous No.50956734]

God, I've waited so long for this. RISE MY SQQQ, RISE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Anonymous No.50956735]

>>50956683
Jerome pumped the markets for a str8 Have no one to blame but yourself for trusting the govt.
>Inflation reduction act
>beefs up irs
>passes green new deal (tax gibs for TSLA)
>ensures that’s the govt. can renegotiate every pill bought form pharmacies
How does this curb inflation.

[Anonymous No.50956743]

>>50956642
The harbinger of the cliff, sitting on USD bought with Euros and sold US indexes on the 31st of March, waiting for the fall to buy back in before the market realizes the nominal value of equities and comodoties should be high in coming years regardless of the macro scenario that comes to be.

Only stock I've bought in the past quarter is MCD, lots of it. Last chance to get gold for cheap too btw, you have a few weeks/months at most. My powder is dry, I await the target.

[Anonymous No.50956752]

>>50956719
either you take profit like a good little trader, or you let greed run your thesis and become the baggie

[Anonymous No.50956755]

>>50956735
inflation?

[Anonymous No.50956756]

>stocks pull back 1% after running up nearly 15%
>are we in a bear market now?
>this time is different, chinas house of cards is finally going to fall!!!!
>the fed cant do ANYTHING to fix this we're all DOOMED
calm down you fucking pussies

[Anonymous No.50956757]

>>50956722
Depends on the commodities imo. Demand destruction will indeed kill most commodities but things like wheat, corn and L E A N H O G S, won't be hit as hard because people have to eat

[Anonymous No.50956760]

>>50956734
Some call me a smarty pants

[Anonymous No.50956762]

>>50956743
inderesting

[Anonymous No.50956769]

>>50956709
It’s clownworld, what do you expect. Monkeypoo cases going up should equal SIGA price going up, but again, welcome to clownworld. At least we will get to laugh at all of the homos with rotting faces while SIGA plummets for no reason.

[Anonymous No.50956775]

>>50956714
I know, how will I ever recover?

[Anonymous No.50956777]

>>50956719
My TA says you better sell it looks like a bear flag

[Anonymous No.50956787]

Why is this happening and can it please continue

[Anonymous No.50956789]

>>50956777
nice digits

[Anonymous No.50956792]

>>50956777
no hints allowed

[Anonymous No.50956796]

>>50956743
Won't commodities go down eventually due to lower demand because people have less money to spend?

[Anonymous No.50956801]

>>50956757
>L E A N H O G S
Until they say we must eat ze bugs

[Anonymous No.50956808]

>>50956777
>777
It's true AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50956809]

>>50956752
I bet she now stays in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.50956815]

>>50956801
lean cricket futures when?

[Anonymous No.50956829]

>>50956809
>she

[Anonymous No.50956831]

[Anonymous No.50956832]

>>50956735
this is russian disinformation. nobody ever claimed the inflation reduction act would reduce inflation. it's a trumptard conspiracy theory.

[Anonymous No.50956840]

>>50956757
>commodities but things like wheat, corn and L E A N H O G S, won't be hit as hard because people have to eat
Their prices won’t go up because demand will be nearly the same. And currencies value would increase, so prices would indeed implode. Cash is the answer if you believe in a depression scenario.

[Anonymous No.50956841]

VIX still at $20, not worried at all. We're still in a bull market.

[Anonymous No.50956847]

>>50956752
>>50956777
I sold my calls and took the profits, I even saw SPY dumping and was considering to buy puts but I got distracted by leddit BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.50956848]

>>50956775
By being more greedy silly bobo
>>50956815
>>50956815
Fuck you buddy, you beat me to it

[Anonymous No.50956849]

>>50956809
i bet she doesn't cook with salt and boils broccoli

[Anonymous No.50956850]

Mumus keep slurping and getting heemed at every new low, lmao. Picrelated is bulls' stop losses getting hit at every new low. I have no doubt we will go parabolic upwards on zero volume like always, but still, bulls can't take a hint during a slight pullback and it's very funny to watch.

[Anonymous No.50956857]

I HAVE COMMENCED OPERATION LONG SLURP.

[Anonymous No.50956860]

>>50956848
you gotta be quicker on the post buddo

[Anonymous No.50956863]

>>50956840
Fair point

[Anonymous No.50956869]

BUY THE DIP NOW!

[Anonymous No.50956875]

>>50956672
A shame options do not have the amazing riskreward profile they did during the covid crash, will never time a bottom to 5 minutes again in my life probably.

>>50956722
retard, the point is not to buy commodities now to hedge against the depression, but to buy staples between now and the start of the depression that will store your value, and commodities such as oil during as they are cheap. Whosoever could not even play something as obvious as picrel don't bother, you will lose much in the coming years.

>>50956796
The timing of which go up and which go down at what parts of the unwinding of the cycle into a depression scenario combined with a reshuffling of the world monetary system I leave as an exercise to the reader. Oil will become much cheaper in this case, I will say this much, the point is to buy cheap on what you profit and buy while you still can that which will be needed.

[Anonymous No.50956881]

return to normalbros...

[Anonymous No.50956887]

Sup witcha dawg

[Anonymous No.50956890]

>>50956840
>demand nearly the same
supply wont be the same though
>ukraine/russia supplies in limbo
>mass droughts in prime farm land
>most farms are good on fertilizer for this season but next season they wont be, yields will decline and smaller operations will be priced out
2023 is gonna be leeeeeaaaaaan

[Anonymous No.50956896]

ummm helo? where is the mid day recovery?

[Anonymous No.50956897]

God dammit I'm losing a lot of money

[Anonymous No.50956898]

>>50956881
we are returning to normal

[Anonymous No.50956902]

>>50956760
I'll call you a sharty pants

[Anonymous No.50956913]

[Anonymous No.50956921]

[Anonymous No.50956935]

>>50956875
buying calls and coming back 60 days later to +600% was pretty great oh well i'm back to base hits scalping spy

[Anonymous No.50956937]

Bears are gonna be sorry real soon.

[Anonymous No.50956943]

Just slurped AMA

[Anonymous No.50956945]

how bullish is this?

[Anonymous No.50956950]

>>50956875
Also obviously DXY to 120 across '23, collapse of the dollar to follow that, hence the extreme rise in nominal value of all asset classes.

[Anonymous No.50956954]

>>50956869
No, in fact I think I'll sit on this fat wad of cash until October.

[Anonymous No.50956972]

>>50956935
Those stars moving like that make me wanna get some shrooms again fren

[Anonymous No.50956976]

>>50956945
Do chinese people understand the concept of a ponzi scheme?

[Anonymous No.50956987]

>>50956945
Soulless chinks are soulless

[Anonymous No.50956989]

>>50956945
RIP to anybody to falls for this

[Anonymous No.50956990]

>>50956972
i'll mail you some dm me

[Anonymous No.50956995]

>>50956945
>literally buy our bags

[Anonymous No.50957001]

>>50956860
You win this time frog. Now put those guns down, we're all friends here

[Anonymous No.50957008]

so you're telling me the Bible predicted monkeyplox and siga?

[Anonymous No.50957011]

>>50956945
how do i profit of the collapse of the chinese economy?

[Anonymous No.50957013]

>>50956673
anyone?

[Anonymous No.50957021]

>>50956976
Do you?

[Anonymous No.50957022]

>>50956990
ooooooooooooooooo, my first batch won't be ready for a few more weeks

[Anonymous No.50957028]

>>50956945
>literally spelling out a ponzi scheme
based

[Anonymous No.50957031]

>>50957013
YOLO GME $100 calls or GTFO nigger

[Anonymous No.50957036]

Afternoon anons. been busy running my family business. See FUBO had a rug tug. Anyhting good to run on?

[Anonymous No.50957040]

>bobo larp fantasies even though its just a pullback and nothing goes up forever

hehehehehehe

[Anonymous No.50957041]

Is vabbing good for you?

[Anonymous No.50957051]

>>50956976
Most people in any capitalist culture will run towards ponzi schemes, even knowing it's a scam, hoping they're getting in early and can dump on latecomers.
Chasing momentum is natural. It's intuitive. It's easy.

Pretty similar concept to degenerate gamblers at a casino dumping their entire paycheck into a slot machine. It's well known that Chinese are amongst the craziest of gamblers.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957053]

Welp looks like the dip is over. Time to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.50957056]

>>50957021
no
>you bullish or bearish

[Anonymous No.50957059]

>>50956954
Been debating if I should cash out or not, obviously not now but next pump.

[Anonymous No.50957080]

>>50957041
Wtf?

[Anonymous No.50957088]

I got 54 bucks what stock should I invest in?

[Anonymous No.50957090]

A Conservative portfolio of 98.95% REI

[Anonymous No.50957091]

>>50957053
allow me to sell you calls, pick a ticker 5bil cap minimum with weeklies

[Anonymous No.50957126]

i need to shit pretty badly rn

[Anonymous No.50957139]

>>50957001
you first!

[Anonymous No.50957141]

>>50956673
>Long term
This thread is for screaming at 10 cent fluctuations in SPY, not thinking ahead.
Solid choices I guess.

[Anonymous No.50957142]

>>50956890
>>mass droughts in prime farm land
This is the only legit fud. The rest of them are noise imo. My play is a dirty bulk until eoy and then probably forced water (if i'm lucky) fasting

[Anonymous No.50957145]

aaand that's it for today bobo, hope you took your profits, now back to scheduled green dildos

[Anonymous No.50957150]

>>50957090
If $3k is 100% of your portfolio, there's not really any need to be conservative.
You'll double your portfolio next paycheck you deposit anyway.

[Anonymous No.50957155]

>>50957041
...i-is that why sheboons smell so bad?

[Anonymous No.50957161]

>>50957141
Thanks

[Anonymous No.50957164]

>>50957013
I want to have filthy sex with 2B

[Anonymous No.50957167]

>>50957011
Hold USD now while the US10Y climbs and equities fall, pay attention to when the Chinks start to jump ship, sell out of their domestic holdings and start panic buying in the US, then go hard on those asset classes. A meltup will follow from there, pick your exit at any time.

>>50957021
I've explained my scenario, crayons provided for illustration of the two likeliest scenarios.

[Anonymous No.50957169]

>golden cross?
buy calls
>death cross?
buy puts
>simple as

[Anonymous No.50957170]

I HATE REDDIT

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957176]

>>50957091
too late, already loaded up my bag.

[Anonymous No.50957188]

>>50957170
fucking bigot

[Anonymous No.50957214]

>>50957176
i could only afford 1
>:c

[Anonymous No.50957219]

>>50957126
Are you my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.50957255]

Imagine not buying APPL calls before minutes

[Anonymous No.50957289]

>>50957255
This happened to me too unironically. It was with this jewish girl from my college

[Anonymous No.50957290]

>>50957255
my portfolio is 100% apple, but this goes without saying

[Anonymous No.50957293]

is the spook from treasuries selling off? Or what?

[Anonymous No.50957294]

>>50957139
You're pullung an AK and despite your better reflexes you still make demands?! Ballsy move amphibian but I'm afraid I'll have to repeat myself: Putthe gund down and nobody gets hurt

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957300]

>>50957255
Can men who use iphones even get erections around women?

[Anonymous No.50957313]

Another day, another ass raping.

[Anonymous No.50957323]

>>50956302
they expect some of us in the wreckage, brother

[Anonymous No.50957327]

>>50957300
Doesn't matter sweatie. You'll never be around a woman again now that gookfu left the country to get away from you.

[Anonymous No.50957331]

>>50957041
Kek
Nicee

[Anonymous No.50957334]

>>50957313

[Anonymous No.50957349]

>>50956875
>retard, the point is not to buy commodities now to hedge against the depression, but to buy staples between now and the start of the depression that will store your value
Nothing stores value during a depression except a strong currency.
>and commodities such as oil during as they are cheap.
Yeah buy oil now that ICE cars are being replaced by EV, retard. As soon as Russia flees from Ukraine oil will collapse and never recover.

[Anonymous No.50957355]

Just talked to JPow...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957356]

>>50957327
She's coming back bro.

[Anonymous No.50957373]

>>50957334
Is this worth rewatching? I remember watching it as it premiered, and it was fucking amazing.
>>50957355
Make him stop...

[Anonymous No.50957378]

>>50957356
can you ask her for some nudes please

[Anonymous No.50957379]

>>50957289
>jewish girl
dodged a bullet.

[Anonymous No.50957391]

>>50957378
SOMEONE POST THEM!

[Anonymous No.50957405]

>>50957355
SPY is synonymous with investment success

[Anonymous No.50957413]

>>50957379
Fr tho, she's a total whore bitch slut. Goes downtown every weekend and gets wasted.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957423]

>>50957378
She's got to try on the lingerie I bought her first.

[Anonymous No.50957431]

>>50956829
What kind of doctor would do this?!

[Anonymous No.50957433]

>>50957391
>... surely you wouldn't do that on my blue board would you?

[Anonymous No.50957439]

>>50957355

[Anonymous No.50957452]

>>50957423
cool when does she return?

[Anonymous No.50957453]

>>50957431
More like hypocritical oath lmaooo

[Anonymous No.50957467]

>>50957349
Yes and those currencies are called Wheat, Rice, and Gold.

[Anonymous No.50957469]

>>50957452
she's not coming back. /smg/ can't keep feeding baggots delusions.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957470]

>>50957452
She'll be back in 2 more weeks. If not I'm going to have to go find her.

[Anonymous No.50957481]

>>50957169
and in that moment, PCMA roared loudly

[Anonymous No.50957484]

>>50957470
Whole egg or just the yolk into carbonara?

[Anonymous No.50957489]

i told you the market was going to be heemed but no you fuckers never listen

[Anonymous No.50957490]

>>50957349
That would need to happen before winter time to make a dent in energy prices in the near term. Even with the recent pull back Germany and other EU countries aren’t adequately prepared for the winter.

[Anonymous No.50957496]

You alright there,mumu?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957507]

>>50957484
just the yolks bro

[Anonymous No.50957509]

>>50957041
i do this with my smegma

[Anonymous No.50957511]

THE LINE
GOES UP
STARTING NOW

[Anonymous No.50957515]

>>50957496
Please bobo let me rest for just a day I can't take anymore of your barbed cock in my ass

[Anonymous No.50957520]

>>50957489
>>50957496
Red market before minutes means we close green. You Will Learn.

[Anonymous No.50957526]

>>50957507
Ok

[Anonymous No.50957528]

>>50957496
Bobo!

[Anonymous No.50957529]

You guys realize that the past few weeks was the textbook example of a "return to normal" pattern before the real drop happens right? You didn't get exuberant right?

[Anonymous No.50957530]

>>50957509

[Anonymous No.50957537]

>>50957467
… No. Do you understand what deflation implies?

[Anonymous No.50957540]

>>50957489
You've been saying that since we broke 4100 dude, be honest for once.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957545]

>>50957520
>implying dovish fed minutes

[Anonymous No.50957547]

>>50957150
This. Diversification only applies with 7 maybe 8 figure+ portfolios. Anything lower and it’s a meme.

[Anonymous No.50957553]

>>50957255
What's so amazing about iMessage?

[Anonymous No.50957571]

>>50957520
minutes is just public info that was already released last month
priced in

[Anonymous No.50957585]

>>50957553
blue texts, green texts imply poors and colored

[Anonymous No.50957592]

*sucks on pacifier*
mmmyeah
fell youw ftockf
*buys puts*

[Anonymous No.50957597]

god i love indian recruiters

[Anonymous No.50957600]

>>50957013
Don’t put XOM in your ROTH anon.
Since you’re going with mega caps, replacing it with LMT could be good. US military spending will never decrease unlike commodity prices.

[Anonymous No.50957605]

Ummmm… guys?
I’m losing money

[Anonymous No.50957613]

>>50957490
>Even with the recent pull back Germany and other EU countries aren’t adequately prepared for the winter.
Yeah but winter is not that cold in most of Europe. Only some of the northern countries will be affected by that and it is not that big of a deal honestly. I am from europoor and I don’t even use winter clothing. If prices are expensive people will just use other kinds of clothing.

[Anonymous No.50957619]

>>50957585
but don't most nogs have iphones too? even if they can't afford they them they manage to get them anyway

[Anonymous No.50957627]

>>50957520
First they normalize mixed race encounters, then they normalize beastiality, right?

[Anonymous No.50957643]

>>50957529
what if I told you there is no such thing as a return to normal pattern and it is all just a stupid meme that says nothing about how the market behaves

[Anonymous No.50957645]

>>50956302
god damn it I was going to buy more anti-reddit bbby puts but overslept and missed a $4 drop

oh well at least I had a nightmarish horror dream

[Anonymous No.50957654]

>>50957619
true, i guess for me it gives me fedora guy using linux and gimp in a college photoshop vibes.

[Anonymous No.50957664]

>>50957619
No. Most have iPhones. It might be a 6 year old iPhone but the messages still show up blue. Also, lot of mobile providers offer $0 iPhones if you sign up for a 36 month plan.

[Anonymous No.50957665]

>>50957645
also looks like we're in for another lunchtime fed backed market reversal on zero volume
like clockwork

[Anonymous No.50957666]

>>50957643
What is the most redpilled investment you can make

[Anonymous No.50957673]

>>50957547
mid 6 figs is worth some diversifying too, but not mandatory.
It's worth taking risks young, but no one wants to lose a few years of their life on one bad bet.

That said, most people will go all in on leveraged real estate via mortgages, and won't even think twice about it. Historically it tends to work out pretty well.

[Anonymous No.50957686]

>>50957666
that you will have to find out for yourself young neo

[Anonymous No.50957689]

>>50957654
>muh heckin blue bubblerinos
>t. average faggple consumer

[Anonymous No.50957697]

>>50957645
why dont you just piggy back on the reddit trade and make money? i'm up +400%. fuck reddit this is about me making money

[Anonymous No.50957702]

i'm gona for like two hours and you niggers let the market tank?

I have to do everything around here fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.50957730]

There's still thursday and friday dumps left

[Anonymous No.50957752]

>>50957730
2.
more.
weeks.

[Anonymous No.50957755]

>>50957697
why dont you just go put on a wig and suck some trucker dicks at the truck stop? i mean its all about money right?
I have principals, and I will make money off of retard redditors like you.

[Anonymous No.50957756]

fuck this nigger trash i missed the fucking bottom again. i bought spy calls at 425.20 and the bottom was 424.75. this is some of the most bullshit fucking shit ever

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957760]

>>50957697
if you wanna get barebacked by dudes from the reddit i will judge you like the faggot you are.

[Anonymous No.50957762]

RELEASE THE MINUTES SO WE CAN PUMP YOU STUPID KIKES

[Anonymous No.50957770]

i gotta pee now
this is insane
why do i gotta pee every friggin day of my life
this is fucked up
think im just gonna piss where im sitting
because im pissed off rn

[Anonymous No.50957777]

>>50957730
I am a bear on the long term. But I'm not going to give up on short term gains. Tomorrow I'll be buying a few grand in SPY and selling before the day ends.

[Anonymous No.50957780]

>>50957553
Green text message = incel virgin poor.

[Anonymous No.50957781]

I've started getting rock hard when I look at numbers and charts, what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.50957783]

>>50957762
The minutes will NOT be redeemed until it is time to redeem the minutes.

[Anonymous No.50957787]

>>50957781
you need more bear cock in your life

[Anonymous No.50957789]

>>50956829

[Anonymous No.50957792]

i missed buying spy calls at 2.50 and had to buy them at 3.00. they're worth 3.50 now. this shit is fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.50957797]

>>50957777

[Anonymous No.50957799]

4253.08, generational low

[Anonymous No.50957807]

Guys this is too scary I wanna get out. When is the next small pump before the cliff?

[Anonymous No.50957811]

My AAPL LEAPS (Mar 17 2023 145c) were deep red a month ago and now I'm up 15%. I should probably sell but I'm a greedy fuck and want to gamble a dovish FOMC

[Anonymous No.50957817]

>>50957697
Fee rate for BBBY keeps increasing daily while price is bouncing around the mid 20’s I expect Friday for it to pump with options expiring. More people are shorting without much downside in price eventually they will capitulate if it keeps holding. Downside from green dildo wicks up doesn’t really count.

[Anonymous No.50957816]

>>50957433

[Anonymous No.50957822]

>>50957781
>when she sees my gains
don't look today though... today my portfolio took a cold shower.

[Anonymous No.50957823]

I have a feeling that the fed is about to drop a big uh oh stinky on our heads

[Anonymous No.50957835]

>>50957762
When is this supposed to happen

[Anonymous No.50957837]

>>50957627
that shit is so nasty
and the girls look like they enjoy it

[Anonymous No.50957838]

The meltup is back on, Fed minutes will be hyper bullish and confirm the pivot

[Anonymous No.50957849]

>>50957835
2pm est 1pm cst

[Anonymous No.50957850]

>>50957755
>>50957760
lol what is wrong with you people. why cant you just make money and not care how you make it?

>NOOOO you cant just make money on fundamentally bad stocks even though fundamentals dont matter in the short term!11

[Anonymous No.50957852]

how am i goin to profit off this if the decay destroys the original price??

[Anonymous No.50957856]

>>50957528
jej, someone actually paid a porn artist to draw this

[Anonymous No.50957863]

>>50957167
Unless we have a recession coming up (a real one, not this manufactured schizo bullshit we see on the news) I'd like to see how SPY can fall down those levels with P/E ratio shrinking below 10 and nobody buying.

You don't seem to understand that there's no place to park your money right now. Doesn't matter what bonds are paying - companies at least are keeping somewhat with inflation.

[Anonymous No.50957871]

>>50957605
Have you tried talking to the manager?

[Anonymous No.50957873]

>>50957850
because I can make even more money with puts built on reddit hopes and dreams, i just have to time it right

[Anonymous No.50957878]

>>50957627
Normalizing groomers/pedolovers is next

[Anonymous No.50957890]

>>50957852
yeah it's time to cut that

[Anonymous No.50957897]

>>50957852
>intel calls expiring this year
honestly what were you thinking

[Anonymous No.50957905]

>>50957777
Checked and based

[Anonymous No.50957910]

>>50957852
>INTC calls
why did you do that to yourself.

[Anonymous No.50957920]

>>50957873
have you ever heard of a round trip? its what the better traders do. long it up, short it down

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50957921]

>>50957897
oh thank g_d lum posted. market top is finally here, only place left to go today is down.

[Anonymous No.50957923]

>>50957852
Are you the L*m poster? Because only a retard would buy that

[Anonymous No.50957938]

BUDDY LOOK AT BWV COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50957940]

Bought on the wrong day.

[Anonymous No.50957947]

Why are so many freaking out about a little market pullback? Happens.

[Anonymous No.50957954]

Extremely big news

[Anonymous No.50957956]

>>50957597
>experience 9+ years
>degree required
>salary: 21 dollars an hour

[Anonymous No.50957958]

>>50956756
this

[Anonymous No.50958007]

5 mins to buy calls. What kind of steak you eating tonight? Personally, I will be having a 20 Oz medium rare porterhouse and a lobster tail

[Anonymous No.50958025]

why the fuck did i buy calls

[Anonymous No.50958029]

Is now the time to go all in on SOXL?

[Anonymous No.50958038]

>>50957041
bullish for PGNY, MYOV

[Anonymous No.50958043]

>>50957852
Dude just sell everything and eat the -15%. If you’re going to do something like this in the future (don’t with INTC they are dog shit), do a vertical spread so theta doesn’t rip you a new one and changes in vega are also minimized since it affects both the long/short leg.
INTC is not going 45+ by December lol

[Anonymous No.50958047]

This is so exciting

[Anonymous No.50958045]

I did this yesterday on the eod dip
I am crying

[Anonymous No.50958050]

>>50958025
Because you are a retard mumu

[Anonymous No.50958061]

>>50958025

[Anonymous No.50958077]

>tfw got tired of holding SPXU yesterday and sold the literal bottom
Every time

[Anonymous No.50958081]

[Anonymous No.50958084]

https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/bed-bath--beyond-leads-meme-stock-rally-as-retail-punters-pile-in-2874893

>Bed Bath & Beyond leads revival in meme stocks' rally
Stock Markets 48 minutes ago (Aug 17, 2022 12:11PM ET)
>Reuters mentions "meme"
Sell signal?

[Anonymous No.50958093]

today i bought:
SOXS
5x OIL long
REI

thoughts?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50958094]

>>50958029
I won't fault you for lighting your money on fire.

[Anonymous No.50958097]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.50958104]

>>50958094
>baggot says not to buy
>/smg/ rule is to always inverse baggot
Sending me mixed messages here.

[Anonymous No.50958107]

>>50958081
so true

[Anonymous No.50958108]

it's over

[Anonymous No.50958109]

>>50958094
cheers

[Anonymous No.50958110]

>>50958093
Good choices

[Anonymous No.50958119]

If it pamps after fed minutes we pamp tomorrow and friday, simple as

[Anonymous No.50958126]

>>50958084
Bloomberg terminal mentions meme stocks. Nothing burger

[Anonymous No.50958131]

The next few hours are unironically critical for OIL

[Anonymous No.50958134]

do we buy after the minutes?

[Anonymous No.50958136]

Where is the PAMP

[Anonymous No.50958137]

>>50958094
Since you’re a retarded blog poster who doesn’t invest, I’ll buy.

[Anonymous No.50958140]

>>50958119
Why would it pump?

[Anonymous No.50958146]

I cant wait for powell to get out of his bunker and ram his tiny jew dick in the bulls asses

[Anonymous No.50958149]

what's for lunch boys?
https://youtu.be/pZB0rD5ss-g

[Anonymous No.50958154]

>>50958084
Normies are just starting to catch on so there is a chance that it will rally hard once or twice more. I would set a stop loss but continue to hold and sell if it spikes suddenly, maybe set a limit order at where you think it'll go.

[Anonymous No.50958155]

>>50958084
>Sell signal?
puts are fucking astronomical high price right now so yeah someone knows this clown show is poised to crash

[Anonymous No.50958165]

>>50958149
steak

[Anonymous No.50958169]

>>50958119
You'd think a 'no change' fed would be priced in, but we've done noting but pump the last 2 months.

[Anonymous No.50958176]

New

>>50958167
>>50958167

[Anonymous No.50958177]

Did u buy the dip anon? PLTR is up 2%, EL is up .05%, XMR is up 2%
>Did you?

[Anonymous No.50958183]

>>50958140
Let mumu live his dream

[Anonymous No.50958187]

>>50958149
diet a&w root beer.

[Anonymous No.50958199]

>>50958183
>the white bears only hope is mass immigration and interbreeding with the browns

[Anonymous No.50958220]

>>50958126
>Bloomberg terminal
Normies generally don't have access to those.
So the people in know use word "meme" as "irrationally popular with retail"
If news start using "meme" then it might mean they're trying to catch some last suckers.

[Anonymous No.50958263]

>>50958155
Yeah, but it would look bad for current government if stock market crashed just before midterms.
Unless they're planning to cash on retail fomoing into the top and then blame a bogeyman of sorts.

[Anonymous No.50958266]

>FUBO
Fubo shill are you okay?

[Anonymous No.50958270]

>>50958199
KEK

[Anonymous No.50958305]

>>50958199
>article by the sierra club
lol jews at it again

[Anonymous No.50958324]

>oversleep and phone isn't charged for work
Good. I won't have to look at this today. EVERYTHING IS FUCKING RED

[Anonymous No.50958353]

My AM PLTR calls are bussin (Bhasin) NGL
>not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.50958371]

hey guys, should I fomo into aapl? I got about 50k to drop.

[Anonymous No.50958413]

>>50958371
Why not be safer and go in TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.50958415]

>>50958371
nevermind, just put 25k into it instead.

[Anonymous No.50958418]

>>50958371
jus buy bullz and hold

[Anonymous No.50958440]

not baking
just not gonna do it
simple as

[Anonymous No.50958459]

>>50958371
Try something more esoteric (profits) like PLTR or EL or DNA. See more money.

[Anonymous No.50958491]

>>50957697
enjoy your $400

[Anonymous No.50958997]

Market is about to schizo up and down. Get ready frens

[Anonymous No.50959032]

I feel it anons? Do you feel it? It's gonna blow soon like an 18yr old chick at college eating pizza and burgers everyday.

[Anonymous No.50959095]

>>50958997
FILL MY LIMIT ORDERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50959181]

>>50956601
I'm Unironically bullish for toyota

[Anonymous No.50959342]

>>50957528
She works in real estate sales.

[Anonymous No.50961328]

>I deserve wealth and abundance
>I am the money master
>I am the stock market wizard
>I am prosperous, healthy, and happy
>and bitches crave my monster cock