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Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:33:45 2022 No.50946143 [Reply] [Original]

DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE WHAT THE FED TWEETED?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:37:48 2022 No.50946204 i hate seeing these fucking faces

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:38:45 2022 No.50946216 >>50946204 why do they all do it i am dumbfounded

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:39:45 2022 No.50946227 File: 1.70 MB, 1108x895, idiocracy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50946143 >>50946204

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:40:41 2022 No.50946237 >>50946143 A MICHAEL BURRY JUST DUG UNDER MY HOUSE

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:41:27 2022 No.50946242 >>50946227 Duuude silly shocked face is soo dystopian

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:43:31 2022 No.50946264 >>50946216 Something about NPCs and "clicks"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:44:51 2022 No.50946279 >>50946216 Its what the YouTube algo likes

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 00:02:26 2022 No.50946461

>>50946143
>>50946216
>HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!
>GUYS LOOK!!
>HOLY SHIT
>the FED just said THIS about the markets
>HERES WHY YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME
>GUYS SERIOUSLY THIS IS INSANE
>grabs alarm bell and starts spastically ringing it
>WEE WOO WEE WOO THIS IS A BITCOIN EMERGENCY !!!
Better click on his video and give him ad revenue to find out what's going on in the markets. Clearly something big is going down and if I don't watch this video in the next 5 seconds I'm going to miss the exit before a black swan event.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 00:51:21 2022 No.50947007 >>50946143 Anyone have a high res pic of his Asian wife?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 00:53:27 2022 No.50947034 File: 570 KB, 686x720, 1633880330180.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50946204

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 00:54:02 2022 No.50947039 >>50946227 that picture is retarded the reason they make those faces is because it's advertised toward children children are stupid and will click on anything with a funny face

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 00:56:22 2022 No.50947073 >>50947039 >>50946143

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:04:33 2022 No.50947153 >>50947034 i look like all of these combined and i am also bobbing my head up and down like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:06:23 2022 No.50947170 File: 198 KB, 1920x1080, cb thumb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:06:25 2022 No.50947171 >>50946216 >I am dumbfounded So are they apparently judging by their expressions

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:09:18 2022 No.50947199 >>50947039 We weren’t into that stuff when I was a kid. My parents didn’t let me have my first flip phone until I was 10 and it wasn’t until the iPhone 4 came out that I even got a smartphone and that still messed me up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:09:53 2022 No.50947201 >>50947170 cannot unsee

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:11:05 2022 No.50947212 >>50947170 Someone needs to photoshop a dick going into his mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:17:51 2022 No.50947266 >>50947212 naw, it's good as is. that was their real thumbnail until they realized what it looked like and then changed it after joking that they're firing their thumbnail guy for it. yes i watch crypto banter

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:25:35 2022 No.50947330

>>50946204
>>50946216
>>50946264
>>50946279
the reason is simple and stupid: literal children.
after around ~2010 all the literal babies and literal elderly entered the internet too and from that moment onward: youtube became a cesspit of clickbaits that targets literal toddlers.

you may think that's "adult advice" channels but that's unrelated to the money; it will produce more clicks if it attracts a child or an senile elderly; the goal is not spreading the advice but anyone reaching the video.

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 01:53:33 2022 No.50947591

my natural contrarianism has been triggered
everyone thinks they're hot shit not falling for the open mouthed thumbnails, that's bullshit. you are you just don't notice it. your eyes browse the thumbnails and they focus on and notice the shocked human faces first, it's hard-wired into your brain to do so. programmed in. you will notice those thumbnails first like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:04:39 2022 No.50947692 >>50946227 fucking zoomers won't watch anything without a shocked face thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:08:17 2022 No.50947732 File: 569 KB, 848x1200, karen the karen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50947199 >zoomer with a soul in the land of degenerates

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:11:12 2022 No.50947769 >>50946143 basedface thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:12:53 2022 No.50947788 >>50946216 If you don't, then you don't get suggested by the Youtube algo

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:15:18 2022 No.50947812

they're just exploiting a hard-wired survival instinct in the human brain. imagine you're standing in a crowd of people, who should you notice first, the man with a straight-faced expression or the man with a shocked face. survival instinct is to pick out the exaggerated facial expressions from a crowd and quickly determine what that person is reacting to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:39:58 2022 No.50948058 >>50947591 >>50947812 And as soon as I notice them, I click on the "do not recommend channel" button. Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 02:51:55 2022 No.50948175 >>50948058 not the hero youtube asked for, but the hero it deserves

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 03:11:51 2022 No.50948366 >>50946216 algorithms

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 04:01:19 2022 No.50948818 >>50947153 That's nuts

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 05:19:41 2022 No.50949536 >>50946204 AI and algos are already twisting human behavior to their own ends

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 05:24:56 2022 No.50949579 >>50948058 I did this fifty times a day for a year, to the point where my main page now only shows videos from the few channels I subscribe to. It knows not to fuck with me.

sage Wed Aug 17 05:33:17 2022 No.50949649 [DELETED]

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>>50947812
Do you think I can I use clickbait to pick up girls?
I could walk around with a permanently shocked expression, so girls ask me what I'm reacting to. Then I say how they won't believe these 7 surprising reasons they should date me.

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 05:34:39 2022 No.50949661
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>>50947812
Do you think I can I use clickbait to pick up girls?
I could walk around with a permanently shocked expression, so girls ask me what I'm reacting to. Then I say how they won't believe these 7 surprising reasons they should date me

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 05:38:13 2022 No.50949683 File: 274 KB, 507x676, 1650408487760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50949661 >walk around with permanent psycho eyes and mouth open to get dates Do it and report results, studking. Will augment game accordingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 05:39:07 2022 No.50949692 >>50949661 That’s a good one

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 05:41:16 2022 No.50949709 File: 264 KB, 1194x559, 1658984361240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50949536 yep it's bad

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