/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50943790]

Clown edition


>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50941662

[Anonymous No.50943807]

first

[Anonymous No.50943811]

>>50943790
Thoughts on a conservative portfolio of 98.93% REI?

[Anonymous No.50943816]

The market will keep going up until it starts going down again.

[Anonymous No.50943814]

How many of you faggots bought wmt puts?

[Anonymous No.50943823]

>>50943807
First the worst

[Anonymous No.50943829]

>>50943816
Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

[Anonymous No.50943831]

Is the only point of a TQQQ/TMF split to lessen the drawdowns?

Pure TQQQ is simply superior long term returns correct?

[Anonymous No.50943834]

First for always trading with your gut

[Anonymous No.50943841]

>>50943807
Better to be late than early.

[Anonymous No.50943842]

>>50943834
Brehs...

[Anonymous No.50943868]

>>50943834

[Anonymous No.50943880]

I banged my 22 y/o gorgeous, fat-tittied, redhead neighbor all weekend and am going to fuck another prime Tinder whore this Thursday and have yet another date this weekend
Hell yeah brothers. Feels good being 6'5, handsome, and wealthy

[Anonymous No.50943889]

>>50943834
Amen. I got super greedy today and didn't trust my gut when I had the chance to make the most obvious (in hindsight) trade today. Shorting SPY at its 200DMA. I saw SPY 330 Put Aug 19 2.10. I didn't buy them because I wanted a cheaper price. They ended up going to 3.90 after the drop. I was going to throw down $6,000, looking and waiting for the shorting opportunity and I missed it. Should've followed my gut. ~30 SPY Put contracts would've been an easy +$4,500. Oh well, at least I know that the 200 DMA is more important than the top of the Price Channel.

[Anonymous No.50943893]

>I could have profited off of this.
But in my heart, I know it's too late to buy shares of it.

[Anonymous No.50943917]

>>50943893
Did you have to post that pic,you faggot?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50943922]

how can i make some money off of those dog face snap chat filters?

[Anonymous No.50943932]

>>50943829
I could have listened to this in June. Damn it sucks being retarded.

[Anonymous No.50943933]

>>50943917
Don't eat ass, anon.
And don't buy during Pride Month.

[Anonymous No.50943935]

how ridiculous is it to get consistent 12% low-risk dividends annually? Got a bunch of money and it's just sitting there collecting dust.

[Anonymous No.50943936]

Will leveraged ETFs survive a big drawdown ?

[Anonymous No.50943941]

>>50943889
ugly fat fucking pigs

[Anonymous No.50943945]

i am foming into pic related.

[Anonymous No.50943948]

>>50943893
It’s guaranteed to rocket on EUA.

[Anonymous No.50943950]

Imagine edging for 6 months and not being allowed to cum

[Anonymous No.50943954]

>>50943935
Not ridiculous at all, just go for the good stuffs.

[Anonymous No.50943958]

SPY isn't that far away from ATH when you think about it

[Anonymous No.50943972]

>>50943933
Never had sex
So im immune to pox

[Anonymous No.50943976]

>>50943893

[Anonymous No.50943977]

>>50943935
Low risk will not get you consistent double digit dividends. And if it does it's because the company is killing itself by paying out so much in divvies, causing the share value to tank.

[Anonymous No.50943983]

>>50943950
What it feels like to hold SIGA.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50943987]

>>50943958
I think going long here is more risky then being short. Bobo! Your days are fucking numbered and you're about to get what you fucking deserve!

[Anonymous No.50943990]

>>50943831
you would have to look at a backtest to be sure about the performance, but rebalancing is supposed to give you a buy-low sell-high effect

[Anonymous No.50944008]

>>50943831
>Pure TQQQ is simply superior long term returns correct?
depends on when you buy it

[Anonymous No.50944022]

>>50943790

>Well...?

[Anonymous No.50944045]

>>50943935
value traps are a thing
dividends are taxable events
12% dividends are most likely not low risk or consistent
If you are okay with all the above then go for it

[Anonymous No.50944046]

>>50944022

[Anonymous No.50944048]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.50944067]

>>50944045
what would be considered a good rate for dividends then? New to this whole investing thing but I'm expecting to be taxed since I will consider that a a part of my income.

[Anonymous No.50944081]

Uh oh stinky.

[Anonymous No.50944094]

>>50944045
>it's low-risk if by low-risk you mean high-risk. If you are okay with that then go for it.

this is the financial advice i come here for.

[Anonymous No.50944100]

>>50944008
ETFs look more and more like dogshit to me as time goes on

[Anonymous No.50944101]

>>50944067
0%
Stock buybacks are better from a tax perspective, although they let insiders sell at high prices.

[Anonymous No.50944115]

>>50943935
Check out UAN. Sustainable 30% dividend.

[Anonymous No.50944125]

>>50944045
>dividends are taxable events
Same as literally everything.

[Anonymous No.50944131]

>>50944125
buybacks aren't

[Anonymous No.50944142]

>>50944125
Is dying a taxable event?

[Anonymous No.50944144]

>>50943941
Extremely low test post

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50944146]

>>50944131
actually they are taxable because of the Inflation Reduction Act.

[Anonymous No.50944152]

>>50944146
dont worry I paid sinema to fix that

[Anonymous No.50944170]

>>50944081
>absolute garbage indicator

[Anonymous No.50944176]

>>50943889
i'm convinced that americans have some kind of broad cultural brain damage that they like disgusting fat women like this bitch

[Anonymous No.50944177]

>>50944131
They are if/when you realize gains. also how the fuck are you basing picks on buybacks exactly?
>>50944142
Yes.

[Anonymous No.50944198]

>>50944115
More like 18% bro, but that's still good.

[Anonymous No.50944200]

>>50944125
if the company's stock increases in value and you don't sell then that is not taxable
there's a few ways that you can use that without selling, borrowing against that value for instance, IRAs are another way

>>50944067
Probably lower than you are comfortable with
Look at SCHD, it typically isn't filled with value traps or risky means of getting dividends such as QYLD
As far as a number out of my ass? 2-5% dividends is probably sustainable for a company to grow/maintain while paying out, YMMV

[Anonymous No.50944210]

>>50944177
>They are if/when you realize gains.
who says you have to realize? Just borrow against the stock, die and leave it as inheritance, or worst case scenario, realize it when you're 60 and are in a lower tax bracket

>>50944177
>also how the fuck are you basing picks on buybacks exactly?
by not buying companies lead by financially illiterate boomers who pay 5% dividends

[Anonymous No.50944214]

>>50944176
Nah. I've seen europeand and australians do the same shit. The common denominator is they're all fat. Fathands is right that fat fucks are indeed hight test. You have to be very high test to want to fuck a fat chick more than once in your life

[Anonymous No.50944218]

>unironic 3.40 expiration rollover contango
I should have shorted VIX futures

[Anonymous No.50944222]

>>50944170
bullish

[Anonymous No.50944231]

>>50943811
I was considering buying it too recently. It's not that bad, although there are plenty of large caps in energy sector that provide divvies as well. So I was not convinced. Still, it's nice that they are making profit

[Anonymous No.50944234]

>>50944008
i understand your point, but i will say that chart is stupid

NOBODY is spending $10k on TQQQ then never buying any of it ever again. That chart is designed to make TQQQ look like its not quality returns. It shoudl include at the very least $250 a month, probably more like $1000 a month, in purchases

[Anonymous No.50944258]

I bought some TQQQ and some SOXL today. Do I buy more tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50944259]

>>50943790
what happened to clf tranny? havent been online in a couple months

[Anonymous No.50944266]

One set of calls getting ready to be sold tomorrow with two different calls being sold next week. Will report back with results

[Anonymous No.50944268]

>>50944198
They just paid out 9% in one quarter. That'll be the standard going forward. Before that they were paying off debt.

With natural gas prices fucked to the point where EU companies are halting fertilizer production, they have no serious competition anymore. Won't change for 4-5 years at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.50944274]

>>50944258
You will capitulate and sell as the market sell-off continues unabated tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50944278]

>>50944144
Extremely high body fat% poster

[Anonymous No.50944282]

>>50944259
Daddy gave him some more inheritance.

[Anonymous No.50944284]

>>50944222
trips of truth.
short fueled rally. no brakes till bobo gives up

[Anonymous No.50944286]

>>50944115
~18% dividends looking pretty good. thanks for the tip anon.

[Anonymous No.50944291]

>>50944259
He went to the great surgeons office in the sky

[Anonymous No.50944295]

>>50944170

You can still be bullish overall while shorting certain sectors/companies. I'm bearish on TGT currently

[Anonymous No.50944302]

>>50944234
> It shoudl include at the very least $250 a month, probably more like $1000 a month, in purchases
That sounds like something I should probbaly start doing. Just buy $1000 of TQQQ every month without even looking at the price and then thank myself later in 10 years.

[Anonymous No.50944308]

Is BBBY going to go back to at least 27?

[Anonymous No.50944310]

>>50944274
Sell? No, thanks

[Anonymous No.50944311]

>>50944266
>Goy

>>50944266
I have the suspicion he's still popping up here from time to time. I can sense his putrid ass

[Anonymous No.50944315]

>>50944200
>>50944210
Still taxable and/or paying interest. Rather just take the divvy.

>by not buying companies lead by financially illiterate boomers who pay 5% dividends
So you arn't and furthermore can't. Got it.

[Anonymous No.50944318]

>>50944259

He died. It all could have been avoided if he just got the vax.

[Anonymous No.50944323]

>>50944308
if you asked me earlier i'd say no, if you ask me now i say its probably going to $30 because all the redditors and channers will get severe FOMO today and the bag boys will hype up everyone to ape in. I don't think it'll do a gme or amc but i could be very wrong.

[Anonymous No.50944325]

>>50943811
>REI
Isn't that sector filled with commercial buildings like office spaces? Bro, the writing is on the wall, I hope you can squeeze a couple shekels out of this but don't plan on hanging on for a year+. Wagies don't like the cagey and they just got a sample of what that means, it's over for commercial skyrises.

[Anonymous No.50944330]

>>50944278
Big girls need lovin' too anon

[Anonymous No.50944334]

>>50944311

Wrong poster, meu amigo

[Anonymous No.50944350]

>>50944308
i'm willing to call this top. BBBY did 6x float today; GME did 3x at the peak.

[Anonymous No.50944351]

>>50943834
My mind's telling me no, but my body..

[Anonymous No.50944355]

>>50944115
UAN has been great to me this last year. Sold near the top, but it's always on my watch list for a dip day to maybe get back in.

[Anonymous No.50944357]

>>50944330

If she ain't two-eighty, she ain't a lady

[Anonymous No.50944368]

>>50944170
non-optionsfag here. Isn't the short interest usually minor for one month? What's a normal short interest for holding a short longer than a month?

If short interest is like 5% per month, this would mean that there's currently $2.5T in shorts...

[Anonymous No.50944369]

>>50944357
My gf weighs 40 lbs more than me. Am I gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.50944386]

>>50944334
Shit you're right goy. I think it's time for me to fuck off to bed
>>50944330
Big girls need to lose weight.
>>50944369
>Am I gonna make it.
To the ER? I hope you do

[Anonymous No.50944388]

>>50944369
But how much do you weigh?

[Anonymous No.50944392]

>>50944369
no way, that's happened to me a couple of times, i hate it desu. even if chubby/curvy girls can be more fun to fuck cause massive ass/hips or whatever, the reality that they weigh more than you in someway always hits and its not fun unless you're a fat loser and you don't care.

[Anonymous No.50944393]

>>50944368

>this would mean that there's currently $2.5T in shorts

This wouldn't surprise me. Lots of bears out there salivating at rate increases and bad news

[Anonymous No.50944397]

>>50944315
>Still taxable and/or paying interest.
ouch, paying 1% interest and keeping shares growing by 6% instead of selling the shares and getting taxed
Zuck will never financially recover from this!

[Anonymous No.50944405]

>>50943790
What stocks should I profit from during the Great Depression 2.0?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-told-163049048.html

[Anonymous No.50944414]

>>50944405
>mpox id
Siga

[Anonymous No.50944417]

>>50944405
consumer defensive and if you truly believe in huge downturn, then cash and buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.50944425]

>>50944405
Fuck off with that article. Cool id tho. Buying more siga as we speak

[Anonymous No.50944429]

APRN has a good shot at gapping up to 8-10 before the end of the week. FUBO had an investors conference today, APRN does tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50944440]

>>50944302
yeah thats what I do. I have $500 in my 401k at work into VTI, then I split my IRA half traditional half Roth to hedge my tax options and I buy $500 worth of TQQQ a month

Then any extra money I have beyond that I buy SSO in a taxable brokerage account, I don't want to have to ever sell any of it for tax purposes

[Anonymous No.50944449]

>>50944355
Why didn't you buy back in some when it dumped near 80? It was basically 50% forward div at that point.
I think a year from now it'll still look like it was a good price right now, but if you're swing trading you could probably wait at least a few more weeks. Market feels toppy now.

[Anonymous No.50944453]

Any good earnings announcements you guys are looking forward to?

[Anonymous No.50944456]

>>50944405
People will always need to eat and heat their homes so obviously try investing in a rocket company or something.

[Anonymous No.50944458]

>>50944397
>do not realize gains, not make money, do not pay taxes on gains, instead borrow and pay interest to long nose, wait for buybacks.
..

[Anonymous No.50944460]

>>50944429
what time?

[Anonymous No.50944473]

>>50944458
this is what the billionaires do, yes
you can lead the goyim to water, but you cant make them drink

[Anonymous No.50944485]

>>50944449
I was the guy shilling it here last year when it was $60 bucks and had to take profit since I was up so much.

[Anonymous No.50944502]

>all these memes absolutely shredding
>the only thing faggots in /smg/ want to talk about is gaysexcoin
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.50944504]

>>50944440
I'm convinced that you will do better than most of us here in the long run kek. Even though it's more boring probably. Athough nothing stops you from having some play money on the side I guess.

[Jealous No.50944520]

Did I already get another new one immediately when I stopped my camera again? It seemed like my nut stopped hurting when I left walmart and then started hurting again when I stopped my camera.

[Anonymous No.50944522]

>>50944485
I did not heed your word and I'm still pretty bummed about the missed gains. Instead I fucked with options and until yesterday I was down 10%.

[Anonymous No.50944527]

>>50944440

>I split my IRA half traditional half Roth to hedge my tax options

No offense but do you really make enough to take advantage of this?

[Anonymous No.50944546]

>>50944388
>>50944392
I weigh 150lbs 5'11 ottermode. She has a personal trainer, and goes to the gym regularly and has gained 10lbs in the past 3 months despite this. I couldn't figure out why she wasn't losing weight until I went in her car one day and found a bunch of old dast food bags and candy wrappers everywhere lol. Even though I'm kind of into chubbies, I told her she has 3 months to lose the weight or I'm gonna start seeing other girls. It's embarrassing to be seen with a fat chick desu.

[Anonymous No.50944555]

>>50944460
1130est

[Anonymous No.50944557]

>>50944546
>150lbs
Thank you mr skeletal

[Anonymous No.50944562]

>>50944369
>Step 1: Get that 1 million dollar life insurance for her. +1 if you cry
>step 2. “Encourage”/bully her into taking the covid and moneypox vax.
>step 3. ????? (Fuck her)
>step 4. Profit

You made it, bro

[Anonymous No.50944565]

>>50944473
>Thinking billionaire strategies work for sub 7figs
Go for it. I'll just have my gains thank you.

[Anonymous No.50944573]

>>50944546
based skelly

[Anonymous No.50944574]

>>50944546
>and found a bunch of old fast food bags and candy wrappers everywhere

[Anonymous No.50944577]

SIGA bros my job(government) just put out a message about the pox, it hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.50944588]

Took this screenshot earlier today
I'm an idiot

[Anonymous No.50944589]

How do I invest $30k? Right now it’s a mix of UPRO TQQQ SOXL calls / shares for about $40k… the $30k is crypto money and I am tired of waiting for crypto to pop, what the fuck do I do?

[Anonymous No.50944597]

>>50944565
no skin off my back

[Anonymous No.50944606]

>>50944546
shes 190? jeeze.

[Anonymous No.50944611]

>>50944577
what do you think SIGA will hit, 50? 100?

[Anonymous No.50944615]

I'm actually considering putting half of my money into consumer staples ETF. Any recommendations? Vanguard one seems kinds ok-ish when it comes to growth and it seems to have given proper protection in crysis periods, and has 2% yeild on top of it.

[Anonymous No.50944622]

>>50944589
>tired of waiting
If you lack patience you shouldnt operate market stuff,let alone crypto

[Anonymous No.50944623]

>>50944589

$30k worth of firearms and ammunition. Not exactly liquid but retains its value if you can find good pieces.

[Anonymous No.50944634]

>>50944615
Pbj

[Anonymous No.50944636]

>>50944611
it will jump to 30 when it gets emergency use authorization. Then in october-november it will get fully approved and spike again. Might slump inbetween though, depends on the spread and the news coverage.

[Anonymous No.50944639]

>>50944546
>I weigh 150lbs 5'11 ottermode
thank you comrade skeltelel

[Anonymous No.50944641]

>>50944588

Hey man, it happens to the best of us. Remember that it's just money. Take notes and keep going

[Anonymous No.50944644]

>>50944546
>I told her she has 3 months to lose the weight or I'm gonna start seeing other girls
>She has a personal trainer

You do realise what you have now done right?

[Anonymous No.50944655]

>>50944611
no clue anon, when I hear normies/reddit talking about it that will be my sell signal
>>50944636
this seems reasonable

[Anonymous No.50944657]

>>50944644
Kek and checked

[Anonymous No.50944663]

Anons, there is BRAP4 here in Brazil that pays great dividends.

I want to buy just because of the name.
I want to have braps in my portfolio.

Should I follow my guts?

[Anonymous No.50944680]

>>50944310
then lose money, I guess

[Anonymous No.50944682]

>>50944527
is it boring yes, but its also by far the best returns. I have wealthy parents I will inherit half of their stuff, so thats basically my 'downside' protection. Not that TQQQ will ever collapse while I DCA into it

>>50944527
Well right now no, I make right around $100k. The point is I don't know what taxes or my income or location will look like in 2030 or 2040 etc man, so I want options. My 401k at work is also Roth for my contributions, and my match goes to traditional. So I have maximum tax flexibility for the future IMO

[Anonymous No.50944693]

>>50944663
>follow my guts
Follow your nose,caralho

[Anonymous No.50944694]

>>50944634
I guess I get your point, cut down the fat and focus on essentials. Kinda makes sense, thanks.

[Anonymous No.50944712]

>>50944694
No, retard, pbj etf

[Anonymous No.50944714]

>>50944577
Post it nigger

[Anonymous No.50944722]

>>50944712
yeah I got it, but it's just food & beverages. Consumer stables usually include other stuff as well. I thought your point is that in the end only food & water are essential. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.50944734]

>>50944644
He doomed the personal trainer to be eaten by her, right?

[Anonymous No.50944739]

Shorts pinned down bleeding out CHALF sector, request artillery for gamma strike, over

[Anonymous No.50944752]

>>50944644
>mutts law
No need to project your cuck fetish, I don't think she's into chicks.

[Anonymous No.50944762]

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.50944784]

>>50944762
Seems spy cant go past 430 for some reason huh

[Anonymous No.50944789]

>>50944734
A fate worse than death. An ancient revenge ritual.

[Jealous No.50944799]

QT where art thou...?
https://www.zerohedge.com/the-market-ear/elephant
>Going from QE to QT was probably the most talked about macro theme in the markets at the end of last year and during parts of the spring.
>Fed's BS has barely moved.

I believe the entire market action in 2022 can be easily understood in terms of the Fed's balnce sheet, or "BS." As the above ZH article states, there was anticipation for QT coming into 2022 and that caused the market to decouple from Fed BS due to QT-related frontrunning. In May (pic, A), the Fed announced an aggressive QT schedule starting with $47.5B/month in June, July, and August followed by $95B/month thereafter. Six weeks after the announcement (pic, B), about halfway into what was supposed to be the first month of aggressive QT, it became obvious that the Fed had already executed "the dovish pivot" and was not doing the QT that they had announced. Markets saw that they had oversold in their frontrunning when the dovish pivot came in more dovish and sooner than expected. Following the data-implied dovish pivot in mid-June, markets have been ramping to recoup the the too aggressive and premature selling while calling the Fed's bluff on any eventual hawkish pivot. The BS and the SP500 have both reverted to where they were in February before the QT announcement.

TLDR: The dovish pivot happened two months ago.

[Anonymous No.50944805]

SAVA. Look at the SAVA. Help.

[Anonymous No.50944817]

>>50944805
dont you exit your shorts at some point my bich basterd
i think all my dwac puts got filled

[Anonymous No.50944819]

Look at SAVA afterhours. Help.

[Anonymous No.50944825]

>>50944606
5'8" so it partially disguises how big she really is. She's trying to pressure me to propose, but there's no way I'm gonna marry a fatty. She was skinny when we first started dating, the path towards gluttony was slow and imperceptible.

[Anonymous No.50944830]

>>50944805
>>50944819
You get what you deserve,gambler

[Anonymous No.50944833]

>>50944485
Oh I understand why you sold. Everything got bid up really hard after the Russian invasion so raising cash made sense given the massive divergence between commodities and tech shit back then.
I'm just confused what price level you're waiting for. I'm surprised the 50% decline off the top heading into last quarters earnings was not enough for you.

I'm mostly swinging oil stocks right now since they more regularly seem to experience these 30-50% crashes to load up into. For me UAN is mostly a lazy long term hold, although I did buy some new swing shares last month.

>>50944663
Interesting, but the profile description says they own a stake in VALE. You sure it's not just a one off?
Brazil does have lots of great yield though. VALE being one of course.
PBR is another dividend stock with stupidly high yield that I hold, however I see it as more risky due to the government association.

[Anonymous No.50944841]

>>50944067
Dividend payments (reinvested counts the same as just letting the cash sit in the account) will be taxed as income. However two things must happen before you really need to freak out about your tax bill; one, you make a fat salary already or two, your divvy income that you get 4x a year is fat. Most people won't have to worry about the divvy income making your tax bill increase drastically till they hit retirement age. Look up tax brackets. Then see where you land going by your salary. Also things can happen to make your tax hit less. You take a loss on stocks. That loss can be used to offset any tax owed. Also the tax hit is lowered if you hold stocks for over 1 year.

[Anonymous No.50944843]

>futs

[Anonymous No.50944845]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50944847]

>>50944234
>>50944302
You gentlemen have now passed /smg/'s official midwit test. Congratulations, and enjoy your millions.

[Anonymous No.50944854]

>>50944799
The reason is MBS. The market would simple dry up instantly without the FED, so they have to let their shit slowly mature. It's really not that hard to understand.

[Anonymous No.50944858]

>>50944799
So why? Why aren't they dumping?

[Anonymous No.50944870]

>>50944817
>dont you exit your shorts at some point my bich basterd
Hahaha I am mostly fine still and my short (selling call spreads and buying puts) has been very profitable in 2022 until recently. I literally closed my SAVA positions for a fat profit in summer to help pay for a down payment on an investment home.

A few months later in August I actually have fucking ulcers because of this shitco squeezing my (pretty tight, thankfully). SAVA squeezing on some insider add lmao. It's moments like this where I begin to wonder if there's a certain group of evil people out there who have a heritage of being financiers who have engaged in usury for many generations and have iteratively been involved with many financial schemes throughout human history.

>i think all my dwac puts got filled

What are you strikes and expiries? Bro the DWAC puts all have like 150% IV at the very minimum. I was looking at October 20p tho

[Anonymous No.50944873]

>>50943936
Even unleveraged ones can get got. They canceled SLIM in 2020.

[Anonymous No.50944875]

So is it dumping on thursday or friday?
Maybe both?

[Anonymous No.50944880]

>>50944762
that they want the rally to continue

[Anonymous No.50944886]

>>50944858
midterms

[Anonymous No.50944897]

>>50944825
>the path towards gluttony was slow and imperceptible
the give away is if she eats between meal time

[Anonymous No.50944898]

>>50944473
Lol. The goyim. They don't understand collateralizing shares. They just don't have it in their blood to understand the nuances of leveraging.

[Anonymous No.50944906]

>>50944833
I trust the BRAP bank jews, will buy it

[Anonymous No.50944911]

>>50944825
lol gotta make her pack lunchs or something, also dont let her get starbucks or anything since they always get 1k calorie shit.

[Anonymous No.50944914]

>>50944875
>LTRX on Thursday
yay

[Anonymous No.50944920]

>>50944880
I’m looking at something similar to 2019 since 2015-2016 has been canceled.

[Anonymous No.50944942]

>>50944898
>just take out loans goyum

[Anonymous No.50944952]

LOCL is a good short. Has puts too (illiquid asf).

LOCL/Local Bounti’s Q2/22 results filed yesterday. Should go to $2 eventually.
Expect a significantly dilutive equity issuance in Q4/22E-Q1/23E

> Liquidity of $83m remaining

>Burning $25-30m FCF/qrtr
>Limited financing options

>Equity issuance will price at a wide discount (we estimate 8-10%)

> New language in LOCL 10-Q filed last night: [pic related]

Put options are very illiquid so a lot of edge is removed there but it can capture enough gains on this pump

[Anonymous No.50944958]

>>50944942
Yes, 0 interest loans are the best kind.

[Anonymous No.50944964]

>>50944952
>We believe
Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.50944970]

LOCL is a good short. Has puts too (illiquid asf).

LOCL/Local Bounti’s Q2/22 results filed yesterday. Should go to $2 eventually.
Expect a significantly dilutive equity issuance in Q4/22E-Q1/23E

> Liquidity of $83m remaining

>Burning $25-30m FCF/qrtr
>Limited financing options

>Equity issuance will price at a wide discount (we estimate 8-10%)

> New language in LOCL 10-Q filed last night: [pic related]

Put options are very illiquid so a lot of edge is removed there but it can capture enough gains if you enter a short this pump and the stock moves down enough after a few big fish sell because of equity issuance

[Anonymous No.50944971]

>>50944958
>0 interest loans
oy vey its anudda shoah

[Anonymous No.50944985]

>>50944958
I must say, I usually turn a blind eye to anti-semitism on this board, but this post crossed the line. Get help mate.

[Anonymous No.50944993]

>>50944825
Just marry her quickly so she can pump out the kids before she goes full o-beast mode. Then you won’t really care how fat she is as long as she sticks the pussy out in the dark.

[Anonymous No.50944996]

>>50944970
Forgot pic
>>50944964
>stopped
Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.50945004]

>>50944843
>>50944845
-.01% Idk why I even bothered checking.

[Anonymous No.50945005]

>>50944958
>0 interest
lol!
Lmao!
next you will tell me the loan is forgiven.

[Anonymous No.50945020]

https://localbounti.com/products/

This is what LOCL sells bros. It's fucking lettuce. They're gonna need to issue so much equity its gonna dilute shareholders down big time. Short short short

[Anonymous No.50945026]

>>50944875
That's the thing it isn't dumping hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.50945034]

>>50944870
>What are you strikes and expiries?
I got a wide variety because I was placing bids hoping that something fills without having to get raped by the spread
3x p15 sep 23, 3x p20 sep 23, 2x p20 oct, 2x p15 dec (this one hasnt filled yet, I can see my $1 bid on yahoo kek)
the September ones are risky but they are also dirt-cheap and maybe the vega will do the thingy

>A few months later in August I actually have fucking ulcers because of this shitco squeezing my (pretty tight, thankfully).
yeah shorting shitcos is a very practical lesson in how volatile individual stocks can be compared to ETFs

[Anonymous No.50945052]

it's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQTCS6aWRSc

[Anonymous No.50945057]

spy 4400 when?

[Anonymous No.50945076]

>>50945020
How can you lose money by selling fucking lettuce? What in the seven fucking hells, it's a plastic box with fucking lettuce.

How are they burning so much cash

[Anonymous No.50945092]

>>50945057
my meme line says before aug 25

[Anonymous No.50945099]

>>50945026
>durr hurr you see line go up at 50dma that mean line go up
where do you find these literal who retards

[Anonymous No.50945113]

>>50945034
>3x p15 sep 23, 3x p20 sep 23, 2x p20 oct, 2x p15 dec (this one hasnt filled yet, I can see my $1 bid on yahoo kek)
Interesting, you got mostly 150% IV or higher puts didn't know? I hope these work out perfectly for you and the redemption event happens in September for DWAC and it shiddens n fardens down below $10 quickly.

My fear with DWAC is the "convertible death spiral" is not as precipitous as the option IV is pricing in so there's actually not much money made on the put options because the delta move in our favor is offset by the IV dropping

[Anonymous No.50945115]

>>50945052
Are you the Quack poster?

[Anonymous No.50945118]

>>50945099
>literal who
to be fair even the whos clearly know fuck all when it comes to predictions.

[Anonymous No.50945122]

>>50945092
neat, thanks

[Anonymous No.50945123]

>>50945113
>didn't know?
didnt you*?

[Anonymous No.50945127]

>>50945099
>yfw you realize there are thousands of trading algos built to buy that shit

[Anonymous No.50945129]

Bought GOVX at 2.22 before close looking for a dead cat bounce. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.50945135]

>>50945115
No I don't even know who that is

[Anonymous No.50945138]

is this bbby shit real ie gme 2.0 or is it going to falter out?

[Anonymous No.50945146]

>>50945076
Because they acquired a bunch of useless vendor assets and licenses, are super burdened by DEBT, etc.

Let's look at LOCL's Revenue ($6.3MM) barely covering interest exp ($5.5MM)

.Expensive debt (12.5% CoD) used to fund acquisition of Pete’s

>Both Pete’s + Legacy LOCL are unprofitable w/ negative interest coverage

>Interest being funded with cash on-hand = unsustainable

HMMM /smg/ TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS TO COMPANIES WHO ARE BURNING THROUGH A TON OF CASH ON HAND AND DONT HAVE ENOUGH CASH OR REVENUES TO PAY FOR THEIR TRANCHES OF DEBT

TELL ME

THEY DILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Anonymous No.50945152]

>>50945135
shame

[Anonymous No.50945154]

>>50945129
lol imagine, just imagine how there are actually people out there retarded enough to do that

[Anonymous No.50945159]

>>50945146
Forgot pic again god fucking damnit

[Anonymous No.50945167]

>>50945146
Was this launched via spac? Chart pattern seems to indicate so.

[Anonymous No.50945168]

>>50945146
As someone who used to invest in Canadian silver miners penny stocks I know this too well.

[Anonymous No.50945184]

>>50945099
it's better than schizo bobos who are certain the end of the world is here cuz they're depressed

[Anonymous No.50945196]

>>50945159
>3 mil for lettuce r&d this quarter
My fucking sides

How many meetings do you need to create a different box with lettuce and some other veggies

[Anonymous No.50945230]

>>50945127
Yeah just like all the Algos were programmed to sell when SPY literally touched its 200dma today. You just need to find the correct trend and you can make big dollars. The market is going to gap down tomorrow and you'll want to buy Calls because they're literally going to retest the 200dma tomorrow before they reach the 50 week moving average. which lines up with the top of the price channel since January on SPX. The stocks/etfs above the 50wma mark a confirmation of uptrends historically unless the market is moving sideways or in a bear market.

[Anonymous No.50945236]

>time
>immemorial

[Anonymous No.50945239]

>>50945026
>tweet's author
>not analyzing or explaining that the conditions right now are not the same that during those historical times he points out
truly a con man

[Anonymous No.50945248]

>>50945113
>you got mostly 150% IV or higher puts
yeah, I mean I genuinely assign 80% likelihood that on sep 20 there is no merger and no extension so I expect a lot more than 150% realized volatility

[Anonymous No.50945262]

>>50945239
2008 was worse, so yeah bullish

[Anonymous No.50945272]

>>50945236
I actually bought only single crypto in my life, on Greg's recommendation. It's down 70% since then. I think I'll stick to treating him as an entertainment. His recommendations of dividend paying stocks with sub 2% yields were out of touch as well. Dunno what's up with him

[Anonymous No.50945277]

>>50945113
>Imagine betting against Trump going into the midterms

[Anonymous No.50945290]

>>50945236
Does anyone actually follow this retard's advice?

[Anonymous No.50945292]

Minimum vix stack to make it?

[Anonymous No.50945301]

>>50945167
Yes LOCL is a SPAC shitco
>>50945196
It's bullshit to do with their machinery/equipment CapEx. What I'm about to describe below is a HUGE red flag with LOCL.

These useful lives on machines are extended falsely.

.Machinery & Equipment:

>5 years 15 years (3x)

>Certain Production Equipment:

> 5 years 10 years (2x)

>Depreciation expense was reduced by $117,000
> While the end result is immaterial, changes in useful life are a RED FLAG

Pic related from LOCL's recent 10-K.

Sell this company, short thefuck outta it because its pumping on BS

[Anonymous No.50945317]

>>50945248
Yeah but it's always not a bad idea to short volatility on these ShitCo's . I might waste some money on a bear call spread for DWAC and then buy some October 20p puts

Here's to hoping RV for DWAC in September is 200% and its because of a downside volatility

[Anonymous No.50945346]

>>50945292
VIX isn't allowed to pump anymore. Everything is under control, by the powers that be. You should just forget the bobo uprising and become a bull. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.50945370]

>>50945301
Also without detailed lists of equipment and serial numbers and the maintenance and repair lists and service intervals this all means nothing but words words words. If they sub out maintenance that's a red flag too.

T. Equipment manager.

[Anonymous No.50945385]

>>50945076
>How can you lose money by selling fucking lettuce?
incredibly low profit margins on the product + commercially grown hydroponic lettuce has been a thing for decades

[Anonymous No.50945396]

>tfw getting better at creating spreads
For one, it's very difficult to hold until expiry. In & out seems like a really good way to avoid risk. For example, with WMT, I built a long gamma, delta-neutral spread, all I did was "buy" at market close, sell on market open. Minimal theta loss

>>50945248
Isn't dual gamma the chance of early exercise?

[Anonymous No.50945399]

>>50945370
The extension of Useful Lives in terms of GAAP accounting tricks that companies use in financial statements filed to the SEC is for deprecation reduction that in turns makes their books look better.

In the case of LOCL its just something to make their margins look less shitty than they are

[Anonymous No.50945401]

>>50944546
It's better than being 5'6" and 180 lbs like me

[Anonymous No.50945420]

>>50945152
He is a new fag with the same concept. Quack poster must have gotten liquidated

[Anonymous No.50945425]

>>50945272
>I actually bought only single crypto in my life, on Greg's recommendation. It's down 70% since then.
DASH?

[Anonymous No.50945428]

how many times now has oil been through Iran deal fud? it feels like this is the third or 4th time in this administration

[Anonymous No.50945433]

uranium

[Anonymous No.50945450]

>>50945433
Going to rebalance my UUUU and DNN into URA and SMR

[Anonymous No.50945456]

>>50944546
>It's embarrassing to be seen with a fat chick desu.
Yes. Fat chicks are displaying to the world that they dont take care of their body and are lazy with poor will power. It's like openly dating an addict. Give her the ultimatum or leave.

[Anonymous No.50945458]

>>50945076
taking too long to bring me my fucking lettuce. not paying for that

[Anonymous No.50945464]

>>50945428
Talking of oil when does Brandon run out of strategic reserves to dump on the market?

[Anonymous No.50945468]

>>50944833
I think fertilizer will do well in the long run, but the last month I've been focussing only on meme stocks for big short term returns and not any long term investing plays.

[Anonymous No.50945469]

>>50945385
>Be unprofitable small company selling FUCKING LETTUCE
>Dude. duEEde get this
>what if... what if we went public with our FUCKING LETTUCE
>wouldn't that be wild LMAO


t. transcript from one of their meetings, probably

[Anonymous No.50945473]

>>50945433
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.50945474]

>>50945385
Yah this lol. There's ton of CapEx and logistical costs to do with like sell produce at mass scale. Short LOCL my bhenchodes

[Anonymous No.50945487]

>>50945433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ANI6oj8p2M

[Anonymous No.50945494]

>>50945474
>>50945469
>>50945385
What are you guys going to do when fucking Reddit latches onto it and poomps it?

[Anonymous No.50945504]

>>50944258
Kek he bought the top

[Anonymous No.50945505]

>>50945494
I'm going to goatse myself on livestream on /smg/ at 4 PM EST when LOCL Squeezes my short

[Anonymous No.50945516]

[Anonymous No.50945523]

>>50945425
yep

[Anonymous No.50945522]

>>50945469
Pets.com tier shit

[Anonymous No.50945527]

>>50945396
>>tfw getting better at creating spreads
>-$139k paper loss (-100%)
really if all of you bomma-zomma-vomma fags are so good at it, the simple exercise of either buying low and selling high or shorting high and covering low of a stock, etf or future should be a piece of cake for you.
why complicate things?

[Anonymous No.50945534]

>>50945146
I'm gone for 4 days and /smg/ is already bagholding lettuce?
Lmao

[Anonymous No.50945536]

>>50945346
No

[Anonymous No.50945538]

>>50945494
Why would they latch onto some unknown FUCKING LETTUCE company? Predditors are probably allergic to anything but goyslop anyway. Besides they're also busy with BBBY.

Regardless, I'm not shorting because my broker doesn't offer the option and buying puts I'm just gonna get theta rekt probably because I suck at timing.

[Anonymous No.50945540]

Up 50% on my whole portfolio the last 2 weeks thanks to reddit meme stocks
Meanwhile everything i buy from here krabs or dumps within hours

[Anonymous No.50945544]

>>50945473
There was another one made for UUUU, I wonder if someone has it. It was with barrels in "green water" from what I recall.

[Anonymous No.50945549]

>>50945464
they are supposed to stop October 30th, but it will only be half empty at that time. Who knows if he will dump the rest if Europe shits the bed this winter

[Anonymous No.50945562]

>>50945534
I don't really understand people like you, it's not like this is market hours /smg/. The thread isn't moving remotely fast enough for you to not be able to actually read what we're talking about. No one in this thread has ever been long LOCL.

We're discussing about how it's a potential short.

[Anonymous No.50945579]

>>50945536
Thats fake

[Anonymous No.50945582]

>>50945527
Some of those spreads aren't mine; that one for example was done a week ago or two ago, and a constructed spread based on unusual options flow. As you can see, you can't just directly copy a big whale's position because there are other factors. Simple is good!

>>50945538
>Why would they latch onto some unknown FUCKING LETTUCE company?
Why would they latch onto a dying game retailer, home decor store, movie chain, etc?

[Anonymous No.50945584]

>>50945562
Americans don't care about lettuce,get a hint.

[Anonymous No.50945593]

>>50945536
What's this bullshit chart?
Your shitty ass chart suddenly switching to the September future?

[Anonymous No.50945595]

>>50945464
at the rate we are going it would be completely empty in like a year or so. but they say they're going to stop at 180 days.

[Anonymous No.50945597]

>>50945582
gamestop at the time made a lot of sense. They had tons of cash and there was a console refresh cycle coming around

[Anonymous No.50945608]

>>50945584
That's kind of a good thing for shorts isnt it?

[Anonymous No.50945616]

>>50945579
>>50945593
Dont know. Its what finviz showing right now

[Anonymous No.50945625]

>>50945562
If you think I am going to actually going to read every post here you are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.50945632]

>>50945534
we're starting a salad bar

[Anonymous No.50945644]

>>50945540
where is your own ideas in that equation?

[Anonymous No.50945645]

I think UBER is worth shorting at these prices again. It's never gonna be profitable and tons of debt to service.

[Anonymous No.50945652]

>>50945582
The gaming retailer was well known, some may say beloved by gaymers, and it was incredibly shorted so it made sense as a massive short squeeze. They had some potential catalysts to turn the company around too, but that was probably incidental.

AMC for that going-to-the-movies nostalgia and also had some plan to profitability but that always seemed a lot more shaky to me.

BBBY I have no fucking clue though. Probably same thing, lots of short interest.

[Anonymous No.50945658]

>>50945544
i never saw that one but i do have this vase of uranium glass i set aside for glowing rocks general before i gave up on it

[Anonymous No.50945668]

>>50945544

[Anonymous No.50945669]

>>50945632
based

[Anonymous No.50945682]

>>50945616
I understand.
Sorry for the harsh language.
It seem that they have suddenly switched the price which is being displayed from August VIX future ( https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/VIQ22/overview ) to September VIX future ( https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/VIU22 ) which is a totally shitty move on their part.

[Anonymous No.50945689]

>>50945668
Oh this one. I don't know why I remembered it differently. Thanks mate.

[Anonymous No.50945705]

I sold some SPY put spreads yesterday so the whole market will crash soon. Ur welcome.

[Anonymous No.50945710]

>>50945450
UEC ?

[Anonymous No.50945728]

BVNRY just upped their USA contract by 1 billion smackaroos. It has only pumped 6% this week off that news. Still a great time to enter before next weeks earnings

[Anonymous No.50945734]

>>50945450
>>50945473
>>50945487
>>50945658
>>50945668

URANIUM KINGS

[Anonymous No.50945738]

>>50945450
Why not URNM? They're holding physical uranium as well, not just miner stocks like URA.

[Anonymous No.50945740]

so anyway what happened to svxy computer in 2018

[Anonymous No.50945746]

>Crude: -448K, Exp. -117K
>Gasoline: -4.480MM, Exp. -1.1MM
b-but le recession fears a-a-and le demand destruction!

[Anonymous No.50945750]

[Anonymous No.50945755]

>>50945740
Volmageddon it's called.

[Anonymous No.50945757]

Is the summer rally over or not?

[Anonymous No.50945763]

>>50945757
no

[Anonymous No.50945765]

The multibaggers for the next 3y are in. Here's what you should buy frens

[Anonymous No.50945766]

>>50945152
In a good way!

[Anonymous No.50945783]

>>50945755
thanks for the google-able keyword, will make for nice reading

[Anonymous No.50945784]

>>50945765
>C$

[Anonymous No.50945789]

>>50945746
These crude cushion inventory storage draws builds are usually random numbers all over the place report after report after report after report.
I know this because for years I've read the weekly (or was it monthly) crude inventory(?) headlines at zerohedge and realized they are meaningless random numbers that don't move markets because literally no one can make sense of them.
The only headline that might move markets would be "CRUDE INVENTORY LEVEL. SHIT'S EMPTY YO" and even then people wouldn't panic because next week it might be reported that they're full to the brim again.

[Anonymous No.50945794]

I have a gambling problem and need to just buy shares in something and delete the fking app fr

[Anonymous No.50945804]

>>50945740
a picture perfect example of
>it goes on until it doesn't
and also >>50945755

[Anonymous No.50945806]

did i realy buy the top and sell the bottom? fuck I dont think trading is for me but i love smg so ill keep posting bullshit

[Anonymous No.50945812]

>>50945789
>they are meaningless random numbers that don't move markets
The API moves the market a bit then the EIA report moves the market a good amount.

[Anonymous No.50945822]

I lost money today...
And even worse, last night I made enough food for 2 dinners.... but ended it up eating all of it in one go. Now I need to figure out dinner for tonight
fuck...

[Anonymous No.50945833]

thoughts on geo?

[Anonymous No.50945846]

>>50945652
The rose colored sentiment around gamestop is pure millenial nostalgia cope. Gamestop was a shit tier store that survived in many areas by renting and selling movies after blockbuster and Hollywood video died. They used to make memes about getting terrible deals at gamestop on myspace.

That said I'm xxx shares and I made a lot of money on it already.

[Anonymous No.50945849]

>>50945812
plot their weekly up and downs and slap a crude oil price chart over it and tell me where you derive information from them to predict where crude is going.
i'm especially interested in their value to predict during the time when crude futures literally went negatives. (which people have to consult the FUCKING OWNERS MANUAL FOR TO BE REASSURED THAT SUCH A THING IS EVEN A POSSIBILITY)

holy fucking shit this market...

[Anonymous No.50945856]

>>50945738
Well I was wrong, they do have exposure to physical uranium
https://www.globalxetfs.com/funds/ura/

[Anonymous No.50945869]

New

>>50945861
>>50945861

[Anonymous No.50945874]

>>50945794
I really don't get why so few of you all do that. I've just been throwing money at PLUG and VOO every week since May and it's performing well for me without any stress. HAS is my next play, looks like it's finally taking a turn.

[Anonymous No.50945888]

>>50945849
> where crude is going.
They're by definition lagging indicators though

[Anonymous No.50945890]

>>50945874
I don't want to quit work in 30 years. I want to quit tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50945896]

>>50945856
>this time will be different

[Anonymous No.50945912]

>>50945888
>They're by definition lagging indicators though
maybe that's the thing

[Anonymous No.50945921]

>>50945738
URA and URNM are basically identical to me. What I like is that URA is cheaper per unit, which makes selling covered calls and spreads a little bit easier
>Both have also access to kazatom and U-UN/physical pricing

SMR isn't in either etf, but it has new tech for miniaturized reactors (eg things that are like 50 feet tall)

[Anonymous No.50945935]

>>50945833
It’s a trap

[Anonymous No.50945936]

>>50945896
Someone was probably saying that about the Nasdaq after 2000. At some point it unironically will be different. How else are you going to power huge cities without oil? Sunshine and wind? Muh heckin natural gas? Man up, anon.

[Anonymous No.50945960]

>>50945936
huge cities?

[Anonymous No.50945966]

>>50945921
Just checked their holdings >>50945856
It seems that they're in Sprott physical and the yellow cake company. So they do have physical exposure.
This is good because URA being around 20 is more flexible for cash secured puts.

[Anonymous No.50945975]

>>50945936
>How else are you going to power huge cities without oil?
Reduce the population.

[Anonymous No.50945986]

Oh good, the suicide thread finally got pruned

[Anonymous No.50946013]

>>50945738
i prefer URNM so that i can hold all these: https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/URNM/holdings
but then i add deep yellow (DYLLF) into the mix at a higher % representation across all of those assets within my own portfolio.
so that happens to be about $12k URNM and $2200 DYLLF right now, which is close to an 85/15 mix. i will probably double that DY to get it to 70/30 (while raising both positions, likely, on the next pullback).
so if you do the math, the kazahks are about 18% of the 85% which works out to around 15% of my total, which puts DY on nearly equal footing with it in terms of how my portfolio is affected by the market, broadly. obviously you don't want to do this unless you focus a lot of energy on researching a specific company.

[Anonymous No.50946025]

nigger

[Anonymous No.50946051]

I just took a bunch of laxatives n im gonna shit my brains out I cant wait bros

[Anonymous No.50946059]

>>50945856
7.7% sprott to over 20% cameco, not the best balance imo. sprott will actually perform better, i think. that's one reason i start with URA. i also like that URNM weights UEC above paladin and rates the kazahks at or near cameco. those are good choices, i think.

[Anonymous No.50946061]

>>50946013
What does deep yellow do?

[Anonymous No.50946077]

>>50946059
>start
*don't start
damn i'm retarded

[Anonymous No.50946193]

>>50945536
Do a bunch of naked puts on VIXM so you can buy the dip on them (they do medium term futures, so the decay should be very low).

[Anonymous No.50946299]

>>50944453
ZIM

[Anonymous No.50946435]

>>50946051
BASED

[Anonymous No.50947399]

>>50945935
Why? I only have like $500 in it so don't really care