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>Go to college
>Or university
>Get a real job
>That's what they said to me

>> No.50934596

>>50934571
Describe what went wrong, so that your sacrifice will not be in vain.

>> No.50934650

>>50934571
GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONAAAAAYYY

>> No.50935626

>BUUUT I COULD NEVER LIVE THE WAY THEY WAAAAAANNNTTT

>> No.50935686

I went to college for 4 years, then worked another 8 years building experience, just to make it of some shitcoins last year. The fiat pump and dump economy brutally punished workers. Being a degenerate gambler pays off much better.

>> No.50935925
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>>50934571
>be me
>go to college
>meet dream qtπ
>get STEM degree
>marry dream qtπ
>get good job with upward mobility
>buy small home in CA with $23,700 down payment and mortgage that is equal to comparable rent (including tax and Ins)
>have three kids
>she's a great mom and stay at home wife
>she's frugal so we can save and invest
>she keeps it tight and we frequently have sex
>become executive
>sell home less than three years later at a +60% gain
>buy nicer home for less money in nicer but less costly area
>house appreciates +50%
>sell house and buy larger home in even lower cost area (smaller town)
>use cost difference to buy vacant lot for future retirement home (own outright)
>refinance during pandemic to once in a lifetime low rate of 2.25%
>pay off mortgage and sell family home when kids are grown
>mortgage is never higher than comparable rent in my life and is normally substantially lower
>downsize to newly built dream house for two and retire in my 50s

Basically I'm buying my dream house for $23,700 not including enjoying far lower monthly payments compared to renting throughout most of my life. It's like I'm getting my dream house for free. Feels good man

>> No.50936017

>>50935925
Wait until your wife rugs you.

>> No.50936042

>>50936017
Seethe harder poor fag

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>>50934571
>Shake it once that's fine
>Shake it twice that's okay
>Shake it three times
>Your playin' with your self again

>> No.50936549

>>50934571
worked out for me
sounds to me like you should have not picked feminism studies.

>> No.50936658

>>50934571
What is this song
>>50934650
And this one

>> No.50936715

I DONT WANNA DO THE THJNGS YOU DO

>> No.50936779

The biggest mistake college kids make is assume that they can coast the entire degree and that the second they get a paper that says “Bachelor of Arts” that companies will flock over to them.

The only people who get jobs right after college are people who interned, volunteered, or worked in their field during school. Doing your BSc in Biology but working at Marshall’s for 4 years is against your detriment

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>>50935925
let me guess you're a skinny white (jewish?) man partially balding and she's chinese or jewish with conservative parents who are stern but respect your career, you guys enjoy taking your kids to the park and hope to go bike riding as a family when they're older