Have you got what it takes to be an IRS agent?

[Anonymous No.50925918]

[Anonymous No.50925947]

>>50925918
yeah i actually had an offer to be an IRS revenue agent (not a special agent) but turned it down because the pay was shit.

[Anonymous No.50926051]

>>50925918
minimum of 50 hours nah

[Anonymous No.50926059]

>*static* suspect on foot, untaxed crypto gains from cumdog to fartshitcoin as flagged by his coinbase erc20 tracker
>*gunshots*

[Anonymous No.50926107]

>>50925918
>IRS agent
I long for the day that there's a revolution and these people get hunted and shooted in the streets like dogs. You americans have the second amendmend. Use it.

[Anonymous No.50926162]

>>50925918
wtf is the irs doing playing law enforcement?

[Anonymous No.50926220]

>>50926162
They can't afford security. That's why you work 50 hrs and are your own security guard lol

[Anonymous No.50926221]

>>50926107
To think
All of BLM and liberals wanted to defund the Local police instead of the IRS

[Anonymous No.50927049]

>>50925918
No, I'm not a traitor to country, or humanity for that matter.

[Anonymous No.50927299]

>>50926221
Or any alphabet organization for that matter

[Anonymous No.50927343]

>retards vote for biden thinking he'll forgive student loans
>get nearly 90k new IRS agents instead
how hilarious

[Anonymous No.50927381]

>>50925918
No, i have a big dick

[Anonymous No.50927389]

I hope all these feminist and soiboy wagecucks enjoy having the new military IRS harassing everyone. Almost every single working citizen is pretty much guaranteed to get audited with the amount of new agents being hired. They voted for this, so I have no sympathy.

[Anonymous No.50929403]

>>50926162

It's a very small branch of the IRS that catches actual criminals by going after the money, like with Capone. The slimeballs going after our cryptogains are auditors. We don't rate law enforcement agents.

[Anonymous No.50929504]

>>50927389
>They voted for this
No we fucking didn't. Voting means very little any more, in case you didn't get the memo.

[Anonymous No.50929543]

>>50927389
>They voted for this
No, the state is not in any way accountable to us. Literal drug running gangs are more likely to be swayed by your political opinions than your government is.

Statism is a disease to cure, not some spiritual, karmic justice.

[Anonymous No.50929553]

>>50926107
how do i short that day

[Anonymous No.50929664]

I walk a 2-10 beat for the IRS. I get Tuesday off. It pays enough ration cards to only have to wait in line at the food pantry once or twice a month. Its a pretty easy job if you don't mind walking, your optical implant automatically flags any civilians with outstanding judgements and most of the time you can take them down from behind before they even know whats happening. There's a 10% commission from confiscated, unhosted crypto up to a cap of 10 ration cards a week, which is a nice bonus it just isn't going to feed a family or anything like a private military gig would.

[Anonymous No.50929693]

>>50925918
id rather kill myself then do such an unethical job how do they unironically find 100,000 people willing to do this evilness

[Anonymous No.50929766]

>>50929693
i'm a tax attorney and get sick whenever someone recommends me to apply to the irs

[Anonymous No.50931984]

I would GLADLY join the IRS if it meant i got to shoot crypto twitter fags

[Anonymous No.50932054]

>>50926107
you won't do shit bitch, you WILL pay your taxes. i'm applying for this job right now so we can bring justice to problematic individuals such as yourself

[Anonymous No.50932138]

>>50929693
>unethical
You didn't read the job announcement. Your main duty would be investigating financial crimes, i.e. JEWS.
Imagine getting paid to walk into every synagogue and making them seeethe at gunpoint as you disassemble their chutzpah scams. You could also report them for welfare fraud at the same time.