/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50922439]

American edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50920601

[Anonymous No.50922450]

ZOM

[Anonymous No.50922477]

>They didn't buy the stock that cured a down syndrome cats ability to walk

ZOM

https://youtu.be/vcMRwStc9C4

[Anonymous No.50922476]

If you sold your siga, you gonna be a broke nigga.

[Anonymous No.50922478]

fuck a duck was spy 429 the short

[Anonymous No.50922485]

>>50922443
Nah I'm never buying back in. Once in done I'm done. I'll wait until the next one shows up. I have a lot more money to fuck with now so I'll be patient and wait. I spend all of my time here, I'll catch it.

[Anonymous No.50922493]

I RESEARCH ABOUT GAY SEX ALL DAY.

WHO KNEW GAY SEX WAS THE SECRET TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM.

#releasetpoxx
#siga

[Anonymous No.50922495]

What does one buy right now?

[Anonymous No.50922501]

>>50922476
Did Rocker bail on us?
pathetic

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50922502]

>>50922495
WMT puts are free money.

[Anonymous No.50922506]

>>50922495
anal lube right before wmt dumps the market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50922507]

>>50922495
Shelf stable food, water, and ammo.

[Anonymous No.50922520]

>>50922501
I did bailout. Had an average of $11. You're on your own now. I told you in my last video I was considering it

[Anonymous No.50922522]

>>50922502
I think HD is an even better short than WMT
people still have to eat no matter the economy
people don't need to improve their homes..
we'll see which one of us is right tomorrow Baggie

[Anonymous No.50922528]

>>50922485
I can recommend a stock if you want. It's called RYCEY. They are building futuristic mini nuclear reactors and jet engines for airplanes. It's down 90% since corona started so it should rebound anytime soon. That's 900% gains.

[Anonymous No.50922544]

>>50922495
rope

[Anonymous No.50922546]

>Housing recession now being talked about
>real estate shorts go down

[Anonymous No.50922548]

>>50922520
this hurts. i had some kino things to share with you but now im trying to work the knife out of my back.

[Anonymous No.50922559]

>aapl trading sideways for 2 hours
you know what that means?

[Anonymous No.50922565]

>>50922477
fuck is that device?

[Anonymous No.50922574]

>>50922502
>>50922522
explain
strike
exp
bid/ask?

[Anonymous No.50922581]

>>50922548
Calm yourself. Just keep holding if you want to. I made a lot of money from this trade and now my account is at ATH's. You don't have to leave just because I did. I'll always be a sissy in spirit.

[Anonymous No.50922585]

>>50922501
>>50922548
Feelsbadman. At least we still have each other.

[Anonymous No.50922591]

>>50922501
>Pumped and Dumped
Based bag holding enjoyer

[Anonymous No.50922590]

>>50922495
index funds

[Anonymous No.50922592]

>>50922477
where did the revenue growth of over 50000% come from??

[Anonymous No.50922593]

>>50922559
we're preparing for the next leg up?

[Anonymous No.50922604]

just spent some gains on very heterosexual bicycle tire lights

[Anonymous No.50922606]

>>50922476
How high we going and when should I sell?
>t. in at 16.50

[Anonymous No.50922608]

>>50922439
NIXON HOUR
What stocks would Dick buy today anons?

[Anonymous No.50922612]

>>50922585
I moved on to LQDA with baggot. Up 20% already. Have to keep your legs moving.

[Anonymous No.50922615]

this is my folio
what am i in for?

[Anonymous No.50922623]

>>50922608
DXY

[Anonymous No.50922646]

>>50922612
you are a fucking traitor. you 2 deserve each other
>>50922585
based

[Anonymous No.50922647]

YALL motherfuckas think SIGA IS A GAME???? THIS AIN"T NO GAME. It's real life. yall be playing resident evil 4 IRL Monkey Shit in a few months.

[Anonymous No.50922660]

>>50922615
A paddlin'

[Anonymous No.50922686]

>>50922646
I am not dumb enough to bet against gay sex. There are 3 constants in this clown world, the sun will rise, the sun will set, and gay people will have butt sex.

[Anonymous No.50922693]

Test

[Anonymous No.50922702]

long mcd
long wmt
long hsy
long ko

what are some other stocks I can buy to bet on the average american to continue living like an obese abomination with poor spending habits?

[Anonymous No.50922703]

Hello all frens.
I would like to warn you about the coming bear market.
I just sold SQQQ to buy SOXL

sorry not sorry
eternal gains

[Anonymous No.50922717]

>>50922495
leveraged index funds

[Anonymous No.50922723]

Sex

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50922727]

So my Gookfu finally got ahold of me over the weekend. Apparently there was some bad rainstorm in Soeul because we didn't lower our carbon emissions 30 years ago, so they got a ton of flooding and shit's really bad. Her mom's back in the hospital, but she's safe now.

[Anonymous No.50922734]

>>50922495
SHOP puts
SAVA puts
VERU puts
CVNA puts
PTON puts
COIN puts

[Anonymous No.50922739]

>>50922686
FDA approval will be a glorious day

[Anonymous No.50922755]

So what happened to inflation? Rate hikes? Market crashing? All that bullshit?
So many things are at ATH or on their way to new highs, where is the dump people were talking about?

[Anonymous No.50922773]

>>50922755
biden fixed the market
no malarkey

[Anonymous No.50922774]

>>50922755
you missed the dump. thx for playing

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50922780]

>>50922727
also because of these events i have decided to cancel this week's episode of the Ancient Knowledge podcast.

[Anonymous No.50922782]

check em

[Anonymous No.50922784]

>>50922739
>FDA approval
What's the timeline on this?

[Anonymous No.50922785]

>>50922755
A lot of those problems in the economy were from production slowdowns due to the pandemic. Things are slowly getting sorted out and slowly starting to get better, so the Tutes are optimistic. Also, we just had a 30% dump, most things are still quite a ways off of their ATH

[Anonymous No.50922786]

>>50922739
Because we are saving gay lives. This is not about money it's about SAVING GAY LIVES.

>BE A HERO MAKE SURE FAGGOT DEATHS GO DOWN TO ZERO.

[Anonymous No.50922793]

>>50922501
>>50922585
SIGA's mcap is almost 2bn$ now. Rocker's position was peanuts comparatively

[Anonymous No.50922809]

>>50922784
We had an emergency declared, anytime from today- two weeks.

[Anonymous No.50922812]

>>50922755
Market daring the Fed not to pivot. Either the market or the Fed will be buck broken by end of year.
If the former, then buy guns and ammo. If the latter, buy the stinkiest smelliest shitcos you can find. Ideally those that also engage in copious amounts of securities fraud. TSLA, for example.

[Anonymous No.50922813]

>>50922755
>what is TINA

Everything’s shit right now, and the market continues to believe the Fed is bluffing because Congress can’t stop blowing up the national debt and refuses to fix the deficit. So until it’s proven that the Fed is or isn’t lying, or until Congress gets their heads out of their asses and raise taxes, slash entitlements, and slash defense spending, there’s nothing else to invest in for the time being

[Anonymous No.50922829]

>>50922646
Kek that picture
>friendship ended with SIGA, baggot is my best friend now

[Anonymous No.50922836]

>>50922702
Buy Now Pay Later stocks

[Anonymous No.50922839]

ok siga can moon now
I am ok with it

[Anonymous No.50922851]

If SOXL could just have a nice healthy dip back to $19 that would be great (so I can buy more)

[Anonymous No.50922854]

>>50922755
When inflation is high the best move is to put everything it dollars and watch as they become worthless.

[Anonymous No.50922856]

>>50922784
Will likely come out of nowhere any day now. Similar to the previous FDA announcement that caused SIGA to hit two circuit breakers down and wick to 13.40

[Anonymous No.50922861]

>>50922829
yeah you ditched me to go suck heeb cock. for shame. thumbs down next video

[Anonymous No.50922875]

Or better yet, you can get leveraged dollars by shorting. Buy SOXS and you'll be rich in this high inflation environment.

[Anonymous No.50922892]

>>50922809
>>50922856
That will put us to $40, I imagine. Lockdowns and pandemic declaration after could send us to triple digits.

[Anonymous No.50922908]

sirs please fill my order for DWAC puts
thank you

[Anonymous No.50922919]

>>50922861
SOXL Chad no... Not like this...

[Anonymous No.50922939]

the "crash" is coming after the midterms right

[Anonymous No.50922941]

>>50922813
>raise taxes
>slash entitlements
>slash defense spending
Get rid of payroll taxes and welfare, largest expenditure of US tax dollars and a total waste full of fraud and perverse incentives to stay poor. FICA is a regressive tax and completely retarded. Was originally passed as being “only 1% income tax” which has now ballooned to the largest tax paid by working poors.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50922942]

reminder nobody is going to be buying stocks again after they start taxing the purchase of stocks 15% with this inflation reduction act. you've still got time to get out before they crash the fucker hard.

[Anonymous No.50922945]

>>50921663
I will buy them around 3PM to get it for cheap

[Anonymous No.50922948]

>>50922919
you are in league with my mortal enemy you know this. get ready to get jewed like the likes that hasnt been seen since time immemorial

[Anonymous No.50922951]

>>50922892
We are going to $3000

[Anonymous No.50922953]

Eat my shit the daily short was SPY 429

[Anonymous No.50922955]

>>50922908
doxxed, market makers know your home address.

[Anonymous No.50922966]

>>50922919
That tiger looks angry jonh. I'd watch out if I were you

[Anonymous No.50922972]

>>50922939
Probably. They might pull it back a little soon but rally it hard into November so democrats can say "look how good we're doing."

[Anonymous No.50922976]

>>50922734
>CVNA puts
this fucker keeps going up though

[Anonymous No.50922983]

>>50922955
scary dubs

[Anonymous No.50922990]

>>50922942
>nobody is going to be buying stocks again after they start taxing the purchase of stocks 15% with this inflation reduction act.
thats not in the bill

[Anonymous No.50922994]

>>50922908
good morning sir

[Anonymous No.50922997]

>>50922836
sounds good, but don't most of those companies have god awful fundamentals?

[Anonymous No.50923000]

>>50922976
Short covering, it will get sold off again imo. Shorts covered cuz they announced higher number of car sales but their unit economics are still all the same. they make no money and are super super overleveraged with debt

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923001]

>>50922990
Did you read the fucking bill?

[Anonymous No.50923006]

>>50922892
Yeah I hope Friday we close under $30 so the short leg on my horizontal spread expires. Then after SIGA can go to infinity I don’t care

[Anonymous No.50923013]

>>50922976
He'ss gonna offset all his losses with the SAVA. These fuckers are printing shares harder than the fed prints dollars.

[Anonymous No.50923018]

buy DASH

buy NEGG

buy DNAY

buy SPY
.

[Anonymous No.50923020]

>>50922908
y would u buy them in September if you wanna capture the Sept de-SPACing redemption event? I will them a month or two after sept to capture the full move with some extrinsic

[Anonymous No.50923024]

>>50922948
You can't Jew a Jew. Baggot knows this.

[Anonymous No.50923032]

>>50923001
It’s a 15% minimum tax on corporations worth over 1B and a 1% excise tax on stock buy backs.
Looks like you didn’t read the bill

[Anonymous No.50923043]

>>50923013
SAVA hasn't done an offering in a long time. its just a scam that will get regulatory headline, passive indexers will have a mandate to sell and all the boomers who have lots of money in SAVA stock will sell like they did for the DoJ investigation Reuters headline

[Anonymous No.50923066]

>>50923020
If that is true then I am just stupid. My assumption was that they will redemption will happen very quickly after the deadline

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923068]

>>50923032
And this is going to reduce inflation how?

[Anonymous No.50923084]

>>50923001
yes i read it and there's no 15% tax on buying stocks...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923088]

>>50923018
spin doesn't door dash lose money on every order? why the fuck would I want to buy a company that loses money on every order?

[Anonymous No.50923101]

>>50922990
Isn't that 15% on dividents?
>>50923043
It's either offerings or FDA news that make SAVA dump like a shitcoin. I don't know as much as you about them, I only have seen them quite often on the biggest losers from time to time and when I looked it up the first results were about offerings and some FDA news
>DoJ investigation Reuters headline
wat happen ther?

[Anonymous No.50923106]

Doctor Burry?

[Anonymous No.50923122]

>>50923088
how the fuck could door dash possibly lose money it's a fucking website they dont own anything

[Anonymous No.50923123]

>>50923106
>Based Burry

[Anonymous No.50923126]

>>50923106
>closed AAPL puts
look like it's time to open some AAPL puts

[Anonymous No.50923134]

>>50923106
They're gonna pull a cathie wood on him aren't they? Time to sell

[Anonymous No.50923151]

>>50923106
Everyone who owns this stock should sell it, I think personally it would be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.50923157]

>>50923106

[Anonymous No.50923158]

>>50923106
>>50923123
does this have something to do with the chinese telling their people to close all positions by Oct?

[Anonymous No.50923159]

>>50923106
bullish

[Anonymous No.50923161]

>>50923122
Because they pay drivers $2.5 per order to drive 12 miles to deliver six McNuggets

[Anonymous No.50923165]

>>50923106
Jesus Christ he must be losing his mind at this point lmao

[Anonymous No.50923168]

>>50923066
Idk anything more than you, im just saying that the redemption in September for DWAC can have a 1-2 month extension.....
there might be some delays in the "convertible death spiral" for DWAC's de-SPAC'ing redemption event.

AND LOOK HOW FUCKING HIGH DWAC PUT IV FOR SEPTEMBER IS JESUS CHRIST LOL IM LOOKING AT THE OPTION CHAIN RN. The vol surfaces were so fucked up on DWAC when i last looked at it months ago.

Obv cuz of the redemption event. le fuck blumpf.

>>50923101
Oh the recent news about the offering was trivial, just a tiny amendment they filed to a previous offering that didnt amount to anything

>>DoJ investigation Reuters headline
>wat happen ther?

Lol. Basically Reuter's came out with an article that SAVA was being investigated by the DoJ (Lol.) and the stock dropped like 40% in a day ...but has recovered since a good amount due to the retard bear market rally in recent times

Here's the Reuter's article announcing SAVA got the DoJ feds on them. They got the scoop from a DoJ insider - and DoJ insiders are actually allowed to disclose ongoing cases to to the press according to their Attorney's Manual, in a few circumstances: https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/exclusive-cassava-sciences-faces-us-criminal-probe-tied-alzheimers-drug-sources-2022-07-27/

[Anonymous No.50923176]

>>50923106
this is a throw..

[Anonymous No.50923178]

BBBY fucks!

[Anonymous No.50923177]

>>50923123
>>50923151
GEOcoin is too strong.

[Anonymous No.50923179]

>>50923068
>reminder nobody is going to be buying stocks again after they start taxing the purchase of stocks 15% with this inflation reduction act. you've still got time to get out before they crash the fucker hard.
This is what I was responding to. Nowhere did I claim a 800B spending bill is going to reduce inflation.
>AZ senator BTFO proposed carried interest tax/holding period increases

[Anonymous No.50923180]

>>50923158
Ehem, excuse WHAT? is this true

[Anonymous No.50923181]

>>50923101
>Isn't that 15% on dividents?
post a link, i didnt see that in the bill

[Anonymous No.50923183]

>>50923106
I will buy this on leverage, ape the Burry pump and sell at market open tomorrow. Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.50923185]

AAPU TSLL BULZ SOXL TQQQ UPRO. That's literally all you need

[Anonymous No.50923190]

>>50923106
he is going to 100% in on something else

[Anonymous No.50923191]

>>50923161
This.
>Buddy tried being a DASH wagie in-between med school hours
>Quit after a month and is working part-time at a gym now
All of that shit is stupid. The only Uber/Lyft drivers I've rode with that are actually happy are the ones who bought an EV and got money from the government.

[Anonymous No.50923205]

>>50923158
Damn, I never even considered that.
How long do you think he's been working for the PRC?

[Anonymous No.50923208]

>>50923190
SIGA

[Anonymous No.50923216]

>>50923190
Black metal?

[Anonymous No.50923218]

>>50923185
Based, this is win

[Anonymous No.50923230]

>>50923190
>Goes 100% on leveraged SPY puts
How would/smg/ react?

[Anonymous No.50923231]

>>50923168
intredasting
>>50923181
Some anons were talking about it in premarket threads but I'll lok it up and will post it if I'm not too lazy
>>50923190
>he is going to 100% in on something else
What? times he's wrong?

[Anonymous No.50923235]

>>50923185
for me it's global all cap and let the drift carry me

[Anonymous No.50923238]

Are these 5 minute candles a bull flag or a bull trap

[Anonymous No.50923239]

>>50923183
I-it will pump 5-10% r-right?

[Anonymous No.50923240]

https://twitter.com/CEOAdam/status/1558883521984331777

Twitter is fucking wild. You have AMC's super grifter CEO Adam Aron posting the most retarded reddit-grift shit possible and then you have hedge fund short seller Jim Chanos arguing with him in the comments. Lmfao.

But please go check out Adam Aron's twitter, linked above, he's just losing his shit. Tiptoeing the line of getting a Well's Notice from the SEC for being too much of a retard disclosing material financial info about the company.

AMC's CEO is basically just being a fucking retard talking about how dilution isn't such a bad thing lmao

[Anonymous No.50923245]

>>50923106
This one eyed lil Bobo will be made an example of.... Line only goes up.

[Anonymous No.50923250]

>>50923101
15% minimum corporate tax on corporations worth over 1B. For large corporations with dividends currently paying less than a 15% tax, this will affect how much profit they make and in turn can distribute to shareholders via dividends. For corporations with dividends paying a tax rate at or above 15, it will be business as usual.

[Anonymous No.50923252]

First for SOXL

[Anonymous No.50923251]

>>50923168
in the end the bid-ask spreads are wide as heck too so I am probably best off just bidding for every month and living with what gets filled
market makers dont want to make market

[Anonymous No.50923264]

Why is TripAdvisor up 100%?

[Anonymous No.50923265]

KANGAROO MARKET

[Anonymous No.50923270]

>>50923191
In my experience the only people who actually do that app based delivery shit are illegal immigrants who can't speak english and are using a false ID to drive around

[Anonymous No.50923279]

>>50923181
>>50923250

[Anonymous No.50923292]

>>50922784
Their trials are set to start september, add to that another few weeks to complete them, then some FDA hoops to jump through. Its not gonna be officially approved before october probably.

Emergency use authorization could be any day of course, that'd be a massive boost too.

[Anonymous No.50923293]

>>50923264
https://theirrelevantinvestor.com/2021/02/03/de-grossing-and-the-butterfly-effect/

[Anonymous No.50923296]

>>50923106
Oh SHIT he knows something bad is going to happen.... Probably something CHINA TAIWAN SHIT..

[Anonymous No.50923297]

>>50923106
Burry is normally 2 years early. Extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.50923310]

>>50923252
he needs to come out and cut his tits off already.

[Anonymous No.50923317]

>>50922592

Q1 2022 results

Total revenue for the first quarter 2022 was $3.8 million, compared to $14,000 in the first quarter of 2021. Gross margin was 74%, compared to 60% in the first quarter 2021. May 10, 2022

[Anonymous No.50923318]

>>50923251
The bid/ask spreads on Oct 21, 2022 DWAC puts are not that bad for most strikes. I'm tempted to gamble on some super cheap Oct 10p that has a slightly lower IV of 125% compared to the 150%+ IV on other strikes.

DWAC October 20p has some decent liquidity and the bid/ask is not that wide. The issue is that IV is 150%+ so it will require a very large move to be profitable

We have to hope the convertible death spiral on DWAC is so big it's like a massive move in one day that makes our vegas go crazy


Also there's 44,000 open interest on one of the September 20p strikes lol

[Anonymous No.50923323]

>>50923296
In big short he at least had math to support his claims. Here he is just schizo posting to be honest.

[Anonymous No.50923324]

>>50923158
oh it was for paper trading of metals
https://twitter.com/oriental_ghost/status/1558403253049520129
sorry for the scare brehs

[Anonymous No.50923329]

>>50923296
bear copium

[Anonymous No.50923339]

>>50923296
Read Alois Irlmeier

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923344]

My SIGA put options are green. #MakingMoneyMondays

[Anonymous No.50923356]

When dip?

[Anonymous No.50923361]

>>50923324
wut, that's huge. Some banks used it to spoof PM prices on real contracts. I guess China got tired of this bullshit

[Anonymous No.50923362]

>>50923339
take your pills

[Anonymous No.50923370]

>>50923356
From Feb 2022 to July 2022. You missed it faggot

[Anonymous No.50923385]

>>50923318
>super cheap Oct 10p that has a slightly lower IV of 125% compared to the 150%+ IV on other strikes
isn't $10 the hard bottom for DWAC? SPACs usually redeem at $10 each, so a 10p would only pay in case they burned the money pot, right?
playing for vega and vomma seems like a way to get burned

[Anonymous No.50923394]

>>50923356
Anytime now, this is the most obvious bear market rally in history

[Anonymous No.50923396]

>>50923250
>>50923250
>For large corporations with dividends currently paying less than a 15% tax
yeah thats it, thanks

[Anonymous No.50923407]

>>50923362
I don't personally believe it but if you want to phantasize his scenario sounds the most likely

[Anonymous No.50923411]

ZOMbies

[Anonymous No.50923414]

>bbby with 4x spy's volume
very cool

[Anonymous No.50923416]

>>50923370
Where? Me no see...

[Anonymous No.50923419]

>>50923106
>at a loss
Oh no no no no no

[Anonymous No.50923426]

It's my birthday today, /smg/ and for just this one day I want bakers to get their shit together.

[Anonymous No.50923435]

>>50923411
homos ins gas aber unironisch

[Anonymous No.50923437]

>>50923323
Maybe he does have math but doesn't want to post it, so he come up with this schizo shit as an excuse to sell

[Anonymous No.50923438]

>>50923426
you get what you pay for

[Anonymous No.50923443]

>>50923157
kek

[Anonymous No.50923448]

Shill me leveraged stocks or etfs (no soxl, tecl, fngu, spxl)

[Anonymous No.50923449]

>>50923265
what an uggoid

[Anonymous No.50923453]

>>50923411
How many fag blights does god have to make before we get the picture?

[Anonymous No.50923454]

>>50923416
>post a picture of job openings
Fuck Bobos are retarded

[Anonymous No.50923456]

>>50923411
that poor dog...

[Anonymous No.50923461]

>>50923426
this really needs to end

[Anonymous No.50923465]

>>50923411

Ay Dios mio

[Anonymous No.50923467]

>>50923414
Just people playing musical chairs with each other. If I was BBBY CEO I would do public offerring right now to save my company from bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.50923471]

>>50923448
Nrgu

[Anonymous No.50923473]

>>50922997
ya lol. Lot of hedgies are shorting the fuck out of these companies
just bc Americans waste their money with BNPL and food delivery services, doesn’t mean these companies have sound business models and will appreciate

[Anonymous No.50923477]

I'm up 177,000USD in the last 5 weeks

Life is good bros, we're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.50923481]

SPY is gonna go to 430 goys

[Anonymous No.50923485]

>>50923437
Could be, although it's not really that helpful, if helping was the goal of his post. If I sold whenever someone prominent was doomposting I would be constantly in cash.

[Anonymous No.50923488]

>>50923385
No 10 is not the bottom for DWAC lol , that's why its such a unique case and why a lot of shorts are on it.

Because the underwriters can actually sell common stock at redemption, according to their S-1 prospectus SEC filing, the NAV is well below $10. It's a "convertible death spiral".


But the thing is there are other pressures that can keep the stock up, like short covering. But the supposition is most shorts won't cover until the underwriters finish selling aka the "Death spiral" people keep talking about.

But you're right that 10p is way to far OTM to make any money. The breakeven for October 10p is $9ish /share. While the breakeven for October 20p is $17.32/share

[Anonymous No.50923492]

>>50923448
TNA
tits n ass small cap cup size As

[Anonymous No.50923502]

Buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.50923509]

>>50923473
This guy is actively admitting he's shilling terrible companies getting sold to the ground because "muh short squoze" lmao. Buy not pay later is dogshit model.

Sell AFRM. sell Stripe, sell SHOP. sell all BNPL type companies

[Anonymous No.50923510]

>JPMorgan, $JPM, CEO Jamie Dimon told wealthy clients there's a chance the US is heading into 'something worse' than a recession, per BI.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923514]

>>50923411
These faggots fucked the dog didn't they?

[Anonymous No.50923527]

>>50923510
>there's a chance

[Anonymous No.50923528]

>>50923510
>(((Jamie Dimon)))

[Anonymous No.50923531]

>>50923411
>listens to Blink-182 once

[Anonymous No.50923533]

>>50923514
Obviously. Very bullish

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923538]

How about instead of treating these faggots who are inflicted with the pox, we just burn them alive?

[Anonymous No.50923545]

>>50923502
I want to so bad but it burns so hard and all these permabulls winning it cannot be.

[Anonymous No.50923555]

>>50923528
I would.

[Anonymous No.50923557]

>>50923502
It's so fucking tempting right now

[Anonymous No.50923560]

>>50923509
And you’re Reddit spacing every reply in this thread.
I’m not shilling, everyone knows BNPL is dog shit. Just spitballing with some dude who asked what companies could profit from poor American spending habits.

[Anonymous No.50923562]

>>50923510
inflationary stagflation? 1930s weimar here we come

[Anonymous No.50923565]

false alarm guys, it was just a below-skin zit on my nuts.

[Anonymous No.50923574]

I’m done.

Give me an absolute YOLO play I can go all in on, I need a Hail Mary. Looking at UVXY calls

[Anonymous No.50923575]

>world ended in 2012
>stock market didnt dump to zero yet in end of earth + 10 year

Why are we still trading stonks?

[Anonymous No.50923577]

When will BBBY peak? I'm up 40%

[Anonymous No.50923583]

>>50923510
If the the US goes into depression, Fed will pivot aka bullish.

[Anonymous No.50923587]

>>50923577
when I buy

[Anonymous No.50923599]

>>50923565
You can't just claim false alarm. We need visual confirmation to evaluate the nature of said "zit"

[Anonymous No.50923600]

>>50923510
invasion

[Anonymous No.50923607]

>>50923560
Okay, and I'm telling you that the companies will literally not profit from poor American spending habits because they never have been profitable.

The stocks will keep going down. I hope I spelled it out clearly enough my Down's Syndrome friend.

[Anonymous No.50923609]

>>50923510
bbrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrbrbrrrbrbrrrrttrtbtttttttrrrrrr exchange ratio to the moon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923620]

>>50923583
no you stupid zoomer, just buy gold. gold and silver are going to go up like 1000%

[Anonymous No.50923627]

>>50923565
sounds like niggerpox
if you could just refrain from frotting strangers for two days you could get better anon

[Anonymous No.50923633]

>>50923583
The great depression happened specifically because the Fed did not pivot amd continued to remove liquidity during deflation. Here's a thought though, US infrastructure is in severe need of major updates, so maybe cause a great depression so you can FDR your green new deal and come out as a hero.

[Anonymous No.50923635]

>>50923620
>no you stupid zoomer, just buy gold. gold and silver are going to go up like 1000%
I feel like you're being genuine, here...

[Anonymous No.50923643]

HEY BUDDY
LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50923646]

>>50923620
the fed is going to release a silver backed cdbc, that's why chase has been manipulating the price of silver forever. Get your mercury dimes ready boys there's mother/daughter combos to be had

[Anonymous No.50923648]

Walmart guidance is going to be a bloodbath isn't it.

[Anonymous No.50923651]

it's all going to 0
https://www.twitter.com/a16z/status/1559146797813088258

[Anonymous No.50923658]

>>50923620
No, gold will dump with everything else

[Anonymous No.50923661]

>>50923633
Can we skip the four term FDR and world war part and just go to
>Eisenhower Interstate System

[Anonymous No.50923673]

>>50923607
>I post operating loss statement for AFRM
>shows retarded increases for operating expenses YoY clear as day
>I hope I spelled it out clearly enough my Down’s Syndrome friend

[Anonymous No.50923683]

>>50923648
No,why would it?

[Anonymous No.50923687]

>I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

[Anonymous No.50923697]

>>50923651
>Adam Neumann
This is wework all over again. This time it's houses instead of workspaces.

[Anonymous No.50923698]

>>50923651
>literally two comments in and there is already some crypto retard with an ape profile image saying some stupid shit about how the blockchain is the future

[Anonymous No.50923720]

>>50923687
>Today I’m bringing in my bronze statues of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White, and I’m hoping to sell them for $10,000

[Anonymous No.50923741]

>>50923720
These are pretty cool, how long have you had these?

[Anonymous No.50923750]

ZOM

[Anonymous No.50923754]

>>50923687
I’m ALBANIAN!

[Anonymous No.50923766]

My MARA calls are oh so fucked rn

[Anonymous No.50923779]

>>50923741
>I’ve had them for about a year, I found it in my father-in-law’s basement after he died from a massive heroin overdose

[Anonymous No.50923791]

>>50923754
k, I'll give you $5 to fuck off

[Anonymous No.50923802]

why do i always sleep in until 2pm so i miss the hump and slurp of siga

[Anonymous No.50923803]

I hate mondays.

[Anonymous No.50923805]

>>50923648
The opposite

[Anonymous No.50923804]

>>50923779
Oh that's crazy. Listen I'm really interested in these but I have no idea what they're worth. Do you mind if I call in my bronze statues of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White guy?

[Anonymous No.50923822]

>>50922951
That's one lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.50923834]

>>50923791
Make it $10 and we got a deal

[Anonymous No.50923840]

Yeah it's Power Hour.

[Anonymous No.50923854]

>>50923344
>SIGA
>put
Nigger, this thing is stabilizing at $25.80-26.00 after a +~16% week on a +75% month.
yet still, STILL the buy volume from June isn't fucking selling.
Are you just that committed to irony, or are you actually suicidal?

[Anonymous No.50923864]

Lot of put buying on S&P as we approaching 4300

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923871]

I just moved everything I had into bear shit. It feels naughty making money off of the losses of others, but it's not my fucking problem.

[Anonymous No.50923876]

>>50923698
I scrolled down a bit more and apparently Neumann had launched a crypto scam called weflow and some people are just reminding. But yes, there's a few bot-like crypto replies.
>>50923834
Can't do that pal. Look, Albania looksgood on the map but there is negative intrinsic value. Best I can do is 5.5. That's my last offer

[Anonymous No.50923878]

>>50923864
Yes that's the Short target.

[Anonymous No.50923879]

>BBBY
hope it closes above 15 Friday and I can get these 200 shares called away I bought for 9.75. Sold 14 C’s last week that expired for 1.15 and sold these two 15 C’s for 1.57.
Pays for my yolo squeeze spread and then some.
Still maintain meme stock retardation exposure with my ridiculous 60/80 bull call spreads.
No chance of losing money from BBBY and best case I turn $1.25k -> $69k kek
Feeling comfy

[Anonymous No.50923881]

>>50923840
Goodbye SIGA pump

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923897]

>>50923854
We're going to just start executing the faggots who come down with the virus instead of treating them. #Bearish $SIGA

[Anonymous No.50923911]

China is collapsing and the market is going up. Bobros, how could it go so wrong?

[Anonymous No.50923914]

>>50922951
>3bil cases
there arent that many fags

[Anonymous No.50923922]

are kilts faggy or based?

[Anonymous No.50923941]

>>50923914
Yes, but there are more than 3bil mammals that fags will fuck

[Anonymous No.50923943]

>>50923897
Lol, did you just wake up after a 50 year coma? This your first day in the clown world?

[Anonymous No.50923949]

Hope you all are buying WMT puts, I'm gonna be rich tomorrow fuckersss

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50923950]

>>50923922
Depends? Are you a scot/irish or are you just a fag?

[Anonymous No.50923952]

Finna pop one

[Anonymous No.50923953]

>>50922439
I’ve been waiting for siga to dip but it just keeps going up I should’ve bought in anyway aaaa. Is it too late to buy now?

[Anonymous No.50923963]

>>50923943
>This your first day in the clown world?
This your first day in /smg/? Lrn2baggot

[Anonymous No.50923966]

>>50923914
i'm not a fag but i really had to use the restroom when i was in seattle yesterday
>inb4 >seattle >not a fag

[Anonymous No.50923965]

Go down NDX, I know you want to (my puts do, too)

[Anonymous No.50923969]

>>50923949
baste

[Anonymous No.50923974]

>>50923952
For me it's watermelon.

[Anonymous No.50923978]

>>50923949
Don't be so sure anon, the retail weakness inflation oversupply story has been known for quite some time.

[Anonymous No.50923985]

>>50923974
I suspect you are a black man

[Anonymous No.50923994]

>>50923344
same

[Anonymous No.50924003]

>>50923871
>My 401k got stolen recently
>I was pretty bummed about it
>But I think whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it
>The total happiness in the world increased
>So, whatever

[Anonymous No.50924014]

>>50923974
Combine it with a puff bar hit #sheesh

[Anonymous No.50924016]

Martin Shkrel wrote a shitty piece about shorting SIGA. Nothing but FLUFF with no with real substance or data about the drug TPOXX.

But he lost money so he deleted his blog post like a little manlet bitch. Laugh at him and his failure. HA HA HA HA HA !!

[Anonymous No.50924019]

>>50923974
Found him!

[Anonymous No.50924031]

>>50924014
I mixed it with rum and scotch,not bad honestly.

[Anonymous No.50924034]

>>50924003
401k's are meant to be stolen though lol

[Anonymous No.50924039]

>>50922612
>LQDA
qrd?
I need to know why you abandoned ship right before an EUA. There were so many exit points, but this one makes the least amount of sense -- your thesis must be EUUUJE or your commitment to memes is stronger than your need to make money

[Anonymous No.50924061]

>>50923922
Any time I've seen a dude in a kilt he is always the biggest dork ass attention whore

[Anonymous No.50924079]

>>50924031
sounds like a cursed vodka red bull

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50924081]

>>50924061
You should see me rock my kilt. I wear mine with pride.

[Anonymous No.50924099]

LETS GO BABYYYYYYYYYY

ALL OR NUFFIN.

[Anonymous No.50924140]

>>50924039
In all the articles there is an obsession with vaccines not tpoxx. The government, cdc, and who all have obsessions with vaccines. I was up a comfy 130% rode through 2 massive dumps. Was ready to secure profits. LQDA is still relatively early in terms of meme stock status

[Anonymous No.50924146]

>>50923922
Faggy except for three conditions:
1. You're actually Scottish (native born only) and will get verbally abusive and eventually physically violent with anyone that wants to talk shit about your heritage.
2. You're participating in Highland games events.
3. You use one as a winter weather layer when you expect to be outdoors for a long period.

[Anonymous No.50924158]

back from work what i miss?

my paper trades would have all been losing money except bbby leddit meme

[Anonymous No.50924174]

holy pozzed analsex siga was almost 27 today

[Anonymous No.50924211]

>>50924140
>the chad profit taker felt good
That's fair, you're right that we probably will eat more uncertainty as the vaccines roll out. Enjoy your gains.
Meme up another 2x whenever you're ready my dude. wagmi

[Anonymous No.50924226]

I sold my SOXL too early

[Anonymous No.50924232]

The real William Wallace didn't wear a kilt and he is like Scotland's national hero.
The kilt was always an undermining fashion tactic perpetuated by the English to make their northern neighbors look more embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.50924235]

>TQQQ will hit 50 by eom

[Anonymous No.50924236]

>SPY was $360
>now two months later is $430

>tfw missed the bottom of the recession

[Anonymous No.50924238]

>>50924235
based

[Anonymous No.50924242]

my portfolio is +4%

[Anonymous No.50924246]

>>50924031
for me, it's mountain dew and jack daniels

[Anonymous No.50924250]

>>50924039
They are getting scared because there have been reports in Canada and UK where the infection rate has gone down. They think the cabal elites will allow a novel disease to suddenly stop spreading without a Vaccine or Medical intervention. They have not learned their lessons from this past pandemic. DO NOT QUESTION THE WO-MAN in LAB COATS. They are your GODS. Science is your GOD. MONKEY POOP will never go away unless the GODS OF SCIENCE ALLOW IT.

Vaccines SAVE LIVES. Vaccine eradicated polio, mumps, small pox and dracunculiasis. But somehow monkey pee will magically disappear. Never let a good crisis go to waste.

[Anonymous No.50924256]

>>50924235
Leveraged Index Fund Chads, where you at?

[Anonymous No.50924270]

>>50922548
that fucking fatso only had 100 shares to begin with

[Anonymous No.50924272]

we are going to break through the 200 sma, everyone will fomo in and after that we crash

[Anonymous No.50924280]

BBBY Bros wagmi. Thank you to the kind anons who gave an early heads up so i could get in almost at the bottom. Looks like i might get that Boat sooner than i expected. Any fellow sportsfishing anons here?

[Anonymous No.50924303]

>>50924272
IWM and DJT (market leading indicators) already busted through the 200sma

[Anonymous No.50924309]

>>50924242
Very nice fren, congrats.

[Anonymous No.50924317]

>>50924280
>Any fellow sportsfishing anons here?
no, but have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I&ab_channel=mMosQuiToN

[Anonymous No.50924321]

I'm not baking

[Anonymous No.50924327]

I've been SIGA fudding since I sold last week but I give up. You win, it's going to the moon. I got cold feet and now instead of telling my children that I got rich off of the gay sex virus and 4channel's advice, I have to tell them I'm the dumbass that sold for a couple hundred bucks in profit. I not worth enough to buy back in after all I've done so I won't.

[Anonymous No.50924331]

love my aapu tsll soxl tqqq bulz and upro simple as

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50924345]

>>50924280
I got this too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQPjKSVe1tQ

[Anonymous No.50924350]

I MISSED THE FUCKING BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50924370]

>>50924350
why would you do that

[Anonymous No.50924376]

>>50924350
it's ok you can always ask your boyfriend if you can be the bottom next time

[Anonymous No.50924383]

>>50924321
yagmi

[Anonymous No.50924389]

>>50924350
Did you sit 'gashgang' like some indecisive looser?

[Anonymous No.50924395]

>>50924350
Top signal

[Anonymous No.50924420]

>>50924350
When you constantly buy you never miss the bottom.

[Anonymous No.50924425]

>>50924418
>>50924418
>>50924418
>>50924418

[Anonymous No.50925763]

>>50924327
>SIGA
hahahahahahahahahaha