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[Anonymous No.50921215]

What's the most metal way to kms?

[Anonymous No.50921285]

Killing yourself is the ultimate in weakness.

The instant you die you will have to stand before your creator. You will be judged for your tremendously grave error. You were given the gift of life and you knowingly killed yourself. The fair judgement for your extreme error is eternal hell

[Anonymous No.50921294]

>>50921215
go to a parking lot,
find a car with a hook
make sure the hook is facing a barrier of some sort,
attach one end of a cord to the barrier and the other end to your torso,
attach another cord to the hook and your legs.
wait until someone comes to use the car,

[Anonymous No.50921359]

>>50921215
Give me all your life force

[Anonymous No.50921368]

>>50921215
suicide helmet

[Anonymous No.50921370]

>>50921215
Electrocution

[Anonymous No.50921383]

>>50921215
having unprotected gay sex 24/7 and refusing anti-viral medications until you die a real faggot's death™

[Anonymous No.50921432]

In Finland

[TransChad™ !!hFdPjj2REoa No.50921453]

>>50921215
I plan on using rope

[Anonymous No.50921474]

>>50921215
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50922352]

>>50921215
Dig a grave, line it with a plastic tarp, put about a foot of acid in it, fall in.

[Anonymous No.50924320]

>>50921215
nuke yourslef

[Anonymous No.50925455]

>>50921215
Suicide by genre:
>Death metal
perform a surgery on yourself
>Black metal
Burn a church down with yourself in it
>NWOBHM
Make a deal with the devil and overdose on some high grade heroin
>Hardcore metal
Suicide by cop
>Power metal
Drink poison from a skull riding a dragon dildo
>Nu metal
Wear the wrong colour bandana to the wrong neighborhood
>Trash metal
Drink yourself to death while you are supposed to take antibiotics after a spider bite
>Grunge
Marry some psycho bitch
>Prog metal
Make a rube Goldberg machine with knives
>Doom metal
Sacrifice yourself in a coven of witches but very slow

There are some genres I missed. Should yours not be included anon, let me know. I'll be glad to assist with your meeting with the dark lord.

[Anonymous No.50925506]

>>50921383
>refusing

he should demand tpoxx yet not take it. continue to spread his gift

[Anonymous No.50925514]

>>50921215
Short your own life with 100x leverage

[Anonymous No.50925544]

>>50925455
You forgot
>slam metal
Decapitate yourself with a chainsaw

[Anonymous No.50925561]

>>50921215
Live streaming you playing Mine Craft.

[Anonymous No.50925610]

>>50921215
> Steal airplane
> Do a barrel roll
> Dive into the ground, hitting no buildings, no humans

[Anonymous No.50926068]

Polonium is fairly heavy.

[Anonymous No.50926108]

>>50921215
fight a great white on fb live

[Anonymous No.50926181]

>>50921285
>creator creates you
>creates world
>lack mechanisms to cope
>just wants to ball up and cry every day because didn't haven any parents
>creator condemns you for being a bad person for kys
that's pretty fucking cool i guess hell is deserved to those that can't take the world
well done
really wish people would just listen to those preaching in gold-wallpaper stone buildings and hear-ye'd by zealots

[Anonymous No.50926241]

>>50921215
Buy wire for cutting cheese.
Stand on stool.
Tie wire into a noose around neck.
Superglue hand to sides of head.
Kick stool out.
If you did it rigth, you will be decapitated.
When they find your corpse, they will think you tore your head off.

[Anonymous No.50926247]

Becoming a suicide chlorine gas bomb while chanting some mantra

[Anonymous No.50926301]

Feed yourself to the lions, alligators, bears.
Getting mauled by a hungry animal seems pretty metal to me.

[Anonymous No.50926386]

Drop a silver stack on your head