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>you wake up
>phone buzzing
>Chainlink is up 14.77% and trading at $980.79
what does the rest of your morning look like?

>> No.50915077

>>50915047
I wont know until it's back to $3 because i only check my portfolio at the end of the year.

>> No.50915097

>hook up hardware wallet
>prepare to send 1000 LINK to cb pro
>send .01 as a test transaction
>It works
>go to send the rest
>too scared to do it
>go into paralysis
>never sell and hold back to $10

>> No.50916112

>>50915047
>call boss
>tell him I might not be coming in for a while
>go back to sleep
Finally sleep like a free man. When I wake up naturally, I'll have a Bigmac to celebrate then go play golf.

>> No.50916314

>go on biz
>see threads of no-linkers laughing at us because Link has been down 60% since 2024

>> No.50916399

>>50916112
In reality, when you wake up you'll see stinkshit at 3$ and kys.

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why does biz like link so much?

>> No.50916986

>>50915047
Thats a beautiful face for a man with titties

>> No.50917021

>>50915047
>what does the rest of your morning look like?
I'll be staring at the wall of my solitary confinement cell all day.
I got into a fight with tyrone (cellmate) yesterday, luckily I'm still alive.
Only 25 years to go until I get released.
Already served 5 out of a 30 year sentence for dealing with an OFAC sanctioned wallet, after some retard on twitter sent me 0.1eth.

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I wake up

>> No.50917080

>>50915047
exacly the same as every other morning.

>> No.50917117

>>50916410
>the entirety of biz likes link
Let me put it like this. When you've put most of your life-savings in one of the worst performing assets in recent years while watching things like Ethereum out perform your shitcoin of choice, is it really hard to imagine the faggots would try to shill their way out of bagholding by creating essentially a cult?

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>Let me put it like this. When you've put most of your life-savings in one of the worst performing assets in recent years while watching things like Ethereum out perform your shitcoin of choice, is it really hard to imagine the faggots would try to shill their way out of bagholding by creating essentially a cult?

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>>50917117
>Let me put it like this. When you've put most of your life-savings in one of the worst performing assets in recent years while watching things like Ethereum out perform your shitcoin of choice, is it really hard to imagine the faggots would try to shill their way out of bagholding by creating essentially a cult?

>> No.50917637

>>50917117
anons forget that chainlink was the single best performing asset in 2020

>> No.50917649

>>50915047
Jump on uniswap and trade my stack for more QNT. Go back to sleep.
Simple as

>> No.50917682

>>50915047
> jacking off
> coffee
> check out youtube subs
> TODAY FOR ZE BITCOIN PRICE!!!
> jacking off

>> No.50918981

>immediately fall to my knees and thank God for this opportunity, ask for guidance and discipline so as not to become a degenerate freak.
>Go get a shower to calm down and probably end up crying and then laughing hysterically
>Take out my Trezor and deposit 1000 Link to Coinbase pro and sell them for fiat.
>Call bank and inform them there will be a large transaction incoming
>sign up for Koinly
>Book a meal at favourite local restaurant for 3 people
>go into town and by myself a nice new suit
>tell mum and dad that I have some good news for them, demand they come to meal.
>Tell them. Feel what it's like to not be a massive failure in their eyes for the first time. Let them know I love them and appreciate all the sacrifices they made for me and that I will be paying it all back soon.

Probably something like that.

>> No.50919038

>>50915047
you forgot the part where it's year 2378 idiot

>> No.50919476

>>50918981
>Feel what it's like to not be a massive failure in their eyes for the first time.
Won't happen. To them, it will look like you just won the lottery scratching tickets. Boomers are incapable of respecting you unless you wagie yourself into success.
>Let them know I love them and appreciate all the sacrifices they made for me and that I will be paying it all back soon.
Opening yourself up to a lawsuit with that kind of talk.

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>>50915047
N

>> No.50919947

>>50919476
He doesn't have to worry, like Sergey's new year's eve video, he will be a massive disappointment in their eyes. LINK never crosses $10 again

>> No.50920087

>>50919476
Sorry to hear your parents are evil bastards but mine love me and even though I disappoint them they have never stopped supporting me and wanting the best for me. They wouldn't sue me, I don't live in Goymerica anyway, so that won't happen, and they would see me as a success if I made it doing anything legal, I am certain of that.
>>50919947
Odious, bitter, twisted little turd. Link will reach $1000 per token and you will rope.

>> No.50920142

>>50920087
Cope and seethe stinky. $8 is your reality. $1000 is fucking impossible. $50 is impossible. You cannot come to grips with reality but rest assured, I will update you with the current price of Chainlink

>$8.65

>> No.50920210

>>50920142
it already reached 50$ before

>> No.50920227

>>50920142
top kek at your life, thanks for being there to inform me of the price, I'm glad you care so much about my investment. It's certainly unusual and I must admit that I, myself, don't take an interest in other people's investments so it does lead me to wonder why you care so much about mine, but I am sure that you have nothing but my best interest at heart. I regret to inform you that I won't be selling my Chainlink but try not to let that get you down.

>> No.50920428

>>50920227
>>50920210
Still coping, still seething. Still poor as always

>> No.50920495

>wake up
>price still not $1000

NOT FUCKING SELLING

>> No.50920497

>>50920428
I don't even hold link + I'm likely richer than you

>> No.50920507

>>50920428
still being a creepy jew caring about how others invest their money. fuck off underage and/or mentally underage troll

>> No.50920528

>>50920428
you hold link

>> No.50922222

>>50915097
>CB Pro is gone in December 2022
$980.79 eoy confirmed! W*gm*!

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>>50922222
>50922222
Holy fuck

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>>50922222

>> No.50922567

>>50918981
That last part. I feel the same way. Which is how I know this won’t ever happen kek. We really are a bunch of loser NEETS hoping to win the lottery. It’s as simple as that. Now I’ve made myself depressed. Your post made me depressed. Going to go crawl back into bed.

>> No.50922621

>>50922222

Oh fuck.... I'm hard rn from reading this....

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>>50922222
checked and based

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>>50922222
Checked.

>> No.50924847

>>50915047
>Chainlink is up 14.77% and trading at $980.79
>$980.79
I go to work and continue waging until link hits $1k (never).

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>>50922222

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>>50922222
Slow the fuck down I've only coomed 10k linkies in the bear so far

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>>50922222
>$980.79
Sounds about right.

>> No.50926594

>>50922222
At the moment I'm wondering if CB-anything is going to exist in Dec 2022

>> No.50926769

>>50916314
Kek
Too accurate
ETH will be up 10% that week (from 4000 to 4400) and that's all we'll hear about

>> No.50926780

>>50916410
It puts a price on information and acts as collateral to verify the accuracy of that information. Data is the new oil, anon.

>> No.50927735

>>50916314
holy based

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>>50922222
checked

>> No.50928847

>>50915047
Transfer to CEX like Binance. Sell for USDT. Keep my Job, Same career or equivalent for a year. Declare on my Taxes the Capital Gains I made. Cash out after seeing how much I owe.

Determine from then whether to keep waging or pursue dreams.

>> No.50929618

>>50919716
EVER SELLING