Why do I seethe so much when I see zestimate lady?

[Anonymous No.50912990]

See pic related. Something about it makes me boil up with anger like a pressure cooker getting ready to explode everywhere.

Whoever invented it officially deserves the title, "Master Troll."

[Anonymous No.50913011]

>>50912990
have sex
buy a house
get on with life

[Anonymous No.50913031]

>>50912990
You might be a janny.

[Anonymous No.50913037]

>>50913011
Much easier said than done bro.

[Anonymous No.50913043]

>>50913011
sex a house
buy on with life
get have

[Anonymous No.50913087]

>>50912990
Because you are subhuman genetic scum who never had a chance with Zestimate Stacy. She lives a perfect life married to Chad and will birth genetically elite offspring who will continue the cycle while you watch alone from your decrepit apartment.

[Anonymous No.50913092]

>>50912990
Because it cuts straight to the core of your ego. Stacy wasn't supposed to be a better investor than you. Stacy wasn't supposed to make it. But she did. She crushed you. You were distracted by digital vaporware, chasing the ghost of OG Bitcoin, while Stacy chased real property and she accidentally made the greatest investment of the past half decade. AND she has a sick fucking house. AND her house hasn't come down in value. You got absolutely mogged by a stupid twat. Which makes you a stupid twat.

[Anonymous No.50913137]

>>50913092
I...I don't know how to make sense of this clown world anymore.

[Anonymous No.50913476]

>>50913092
Hahahahaha dude easy, youre gonna make him rope. Unironically though everything you said is probably right

[Anonymous No.50913523]

>>50912990
She reminds me of my neighbor who is a tall blonde white chick who paid half a million for the house next door (i live in a rental from 1907)

[Anonymous No.50913530]

>>50912990
Women, left with little in the ways of material skill or desire like men have must find ways to store value and measure their success. Men may count how many fish they catch, or how many deer they shoot, in a more advanced world it is how many dollars they have, how many cars, or how many bitcoins or computers. Hell some even collect women or employees. Men see value in arbitrary numbers. Women on the other hand, tend not to.

One must connect somehow, a women's sense of self worth with a number. No women will do this because numbering her happiness is a man's work snd would maker her unhappy. No man will do this because it's too much work to measure the fickle and poorly reported nature of women. The closest humanity has ever gotten to a hard rule regarding what women desire is the zenestimate.

Half of zenestimate is an estimate of how nice and cozy the a life you could live with the zenestimate. The other half is how close you live to Sheckleburg, and maybe a hidden negative half of it is how close you live to tyrone.

Naturally if you think Sheckleburg is a good neighbor and tyrone is a bad neigbor the zenestimate is a direct measure of goodness. So zenestimate is a very stable thing to desire, it doesn't change like crypto and it carries a very primal sense of value (saftey and status)

The women sees a zenestimate and immediately subconsciously simulates the value and the home in her mind. She compares her own life to that she imagines with the zenestimate number.

If she is happier IRL than the zenestimate she imagines herself she considers herself victorious, if she would be happier with a larger zenestimate she considers herself a loser.


This is a simple game really, no rugpulls, no scams, no memestimates and ponzi schemes are harder to pull off here,

The only trouble is zoning laws and all the fuckers who act as housing middlemen.

I don't really seethe when I see the zenestimate lady, she is really just sort of like my mom.

[Anonymous No.50914573]

>>50913523
>She
>paid

[Anonymous No.50914635]

>>50913530
good post. I never seethed about Zestimate Stacy either. I feel like you need to either hate women or be very salty about housing getting out of reach, probably both.

I mean, I think housing is way overinflated, but I mean, that's reality for ya. Either keep grinding or quit I guess. Waste of energy being salty about it

[Anonymous No.50915900]

i think you guys are a little crazy
just go buy a fucking house jfc

[Anonymous No.50915917]

>implies she's married with kids + a house that goes up only
>you're on 4chan and have nothing
simple as

[Anonymous No.50915981]

>>50914573
She paid with her boyfriend's momey

[Anonymous No.50916372]

>less than 30yo
>own a valuable house
>get fucked and impregnated by chad
Zestimate stacy is the happiest women in USA

[Anonymous No.50916413]

she made her hubby install a marble countertop to up her zestimate

[Anonymous No.50916797]

>>50912990
You seethe rentoid because deep down you know that she's right and you should've bought a Zestimate while you had the chance. Now you're priced out for life.

[Anonymous No.50916830]

>>50912990
>>50913087
>>50913092
>>50913523
>>50913530
>>50915917
>>50916372
>>50916413
I was only 39 years old
>I loved my Zestimate so much, I had all the charts of it on my wall
>I pray to my Zestimate every night before bed, thanking it for the net worth I've been given
>"Zestimate is love" I say; "Zestimate is life"
>My husband hears me and calls me a slut
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for my Zestimate
>I called him a limp-dicked faggot
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's my Zestimate
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Interest rates have dropped, rents are skyrocketing and there is no inventory."
>He grabs me and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my myself for my Zestimate
>He penetrates me with his huge Zestimate past my cervix
>It hurts so much but I do it for my Zestimate
>I can feel my cunt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please my Zestimate
>As he moves faster the heat begins to build between my legs
>Soon I'm in rapture with my first orgasm
>My body quivers as he thrusts and I scream in ecstasy "double digit annual increase in home valuation"
>Only my Zestimate can satisfy me
>He roars in mighty chimes of cash registers ringing as he fills my womb with equity growth
>My husband walks in
>My naked body is doused in my Zestimate's home appreciation and my husband sees my satisfied face for the first time in our marriage
>My Zestimate looks him straight in the eyes and says "Remodel the kitchen for an even bigger Zestimate faggot."
>My husband weekly nods his head in agreement as he sobs in the corner
>Zestimate leaves through my window
>Zestimate is love. Zestimate is life.

[Anonymous No.50916883]

the meme is a bit cringe but good lord it's fucking accurate. Bought a house with my gf last December and all she talks about is increasing the value of the house with DIY projects, checking how much it's worth since we bought it and checking the value at which other homes on our street/close proximity are going for

[Anonymous No.50917037]

>>50913092
my sister is a retard who made a bunch of money on the housing boom but still managed to fuck it up.
>bought $100k shit shack in flyover town PA like 5 years ago
>tiny, leaking roof, needs a ton of work
>still managed to sell it for $160k last november
>big chunk of ~$60k profit went to paying down CONSOOOMER debt
>turns around and buys a $300k 2000+ sq ft boomer shack from BIL's grandfather
>costs like $500/mo to heat and cool, desperately needs renovation (all original 1980s fixtures)
>household income ~$100k and they're both CONSOOMERS, they can barely afford it

[Anonymous No.50917366]

>>50912990
Because you're easily manipulated by women success shit. Who gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.50917408]

>>50912990
Because you’re a rentoid who will never own property

[Anonymous No.50917478]

Zestimate Stacy was right.
It hurts men on a primal level when women best them in logic.
Any meme with a woman that gives crazy sounding advice which later turns out to be a true 130+IQ tier analysis will make for top tier troll bait thanks to the added benefit of having marinated in everyone's minds.

[Anonymous No.50917553]

>>50916830
We need drawfags stat

[Anonymous No.50917568]

>>50913043
Go back

[Anonymous No.50917912]

>>50912990
because you accumulated enough experiences of women and in particular stacie type blonde women rejecting you in your life in one way or another?

[Anonymous No.50917940]

>>50913092
cap this

[Anonymous No.50918114]

>>50916830
Go back

[Anonymous No.50919581]

>>50913092
Zestimate Stacy will keep winning too. She watches Joanna Gaines religiously and knows how to increase the Z. Soon she'll have multiple properties with tenants making lifelong passive income while she vacations and gets various nuts on her face all over the globe. Her ex husband(who did most of the renovations) will also be paying her monthly. You can either seethe or you can get you a Z.

[Anonymous No.50919638]

>>50916883
countless stories like this literally. sometimes you just have to go with the herd and the normies and be a part of the Z revolution. Do business selling renovation services or products or learn to build and fix things. or just buy homes and renovate them yourself and re-sell them to the Stacy's of the world that somehow have a million liquid to spend like its nothing

[Anonymous No.50919709]

>>50916830

[Anonymous No.50919723]

>>50912990
Women are property and it is deeply wrong that the should be able to own property.

[Anonymous No.50919868]

>>50919723
There’s always some retard from the middle east who needs to chime in on women, fully aware that the only way for them to get pussy is to commit war crimes to invade one against her will.

[Anonymous No.50920036]

>>50917478
Zestimate stacy only showed up early this year. At least that's when I started noticing constant zposting. That was at the top of the housing market right as interest rates started going up. Ever since, going balls deep in a big house has been a very risky play and returns in many areas has been negative.
It was hardly a 130 IQ analysis. Housing has just followed the debt cycle with everything else.

[Anonymous No.50920248]

>>50920036
>It was hardly a 130 IQ analysis. Housing has just followed the debt cycle with everything else.
Which is why everyone spent the last ten years incorrectly calling the top, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.50920284]

>>50913092
It's like that one neckbeard Pedo and student loan debt Stacy image talking about how its not fair that the fat loser got lucky on bitcoin but in reverse.

[Anonymous No.50920287]

>>50920248
that is because they were fighting the fed. and the fed won.

[Anonymous No.50920349]

>>50913092
But this isn't true, anon, not a single person in my age group owns a home (at least not one they bought by themselves). Every home is either owned by wealthy boomers or the children of wealthy boomers.

[Anonymous No.50920372]

>>50920287
Understanding that markets and politics have become inseparable is the big brain analysis. Only a midwit would bring closed boundary TA to a money printer fight and then cry that everyone else wasn't actually smart for adapting to the rules changing.

[Anonymous No.50920384]

>>50920349
>tfw parents bought me a $600k starter home. work harder losers

[Anonymous No.50920471]

>>50913092
put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.50920481]

Definitely not risky at all if all retards "make money" by doing absolutely nothing at all

[Anonymous No.50920730]

>>50920248
>everyone
You mean doomer permabears?

[Anonymous No.50922252]

>>50917408
This makes me feel depressed

[Anonymous No.50924138]

Bump to piss off more rentoids for the day.

[Anonymous No.50924231]

>>50913137
You never knew. You were low iq from the start and wrongly assumed you were smart like niggers do.

[Anonymous No.50925741]

>>50922252
Then get a zestimate

[Anonymous No.50925773]

>>50912990
Why decentralized money go down but cardboard huts go up

[Anonymous No.50925836]

>>50916883
>Bought a house with my gf
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.50925863]

>>50920248
housing market has collapsed since march in toronto and vancouver literally the moment the first rate hike happened
im talking 25% in 5 months

[Anonymous No.50926734]

>>50916883
Thankfully, my father in-law is a tilesetter. He comes over once in a while, redoes our kitchen or bathroom tiles for free, then leaves. I don't have to do shit.

[Anonymous No.50926885]

>>50912990
I got banned for advertising when I posted this pic. Watch out lol

[Anonymous No.50926893]

>>50925773
Magic

[Anonymous No.50926981]

>>50912990
forced discord tranny meme

[Anonymous No.50927698]

>>50926981
No

[Anonymous No.50928344]

>>50926885
So did I not sure what logic is used to call this advertising more than posting crypto logos. Jannies are obviously afraid of vaginas.

[Anonymous No.50928363]

>>50928344

jannies are rentoids, idk why though since their salary has been doubling every month

[Anonymous No.50928408]

>>50928363
>salary has been doubling every month
0 x 2 = 0

[Anonymous No.50928428]

>>50912990
Stacimates is going to hold the bag really hard this recession.

[Anonymous No.50928439]

>>50916830
I was here to witness the birth of the 30 year old Boomer and now I'm here to witness the Zestimate Lady

[Anonymous No.50928460]

>>50928428
Cope harder rentoid

[Anonymous No.50928473]

>>50925836
She's gonna rip it away from anon with common law.

[Anonymous No.50928532]

>>50928473
doesn't exist in a lot of jurisdictions.

Plus you can kill the judge and their entire family if they dare to fuck you over in court.

Let the guy who nearly killed Salman Rushdie (and hopefully fucked him up for life) be your muse

[Anonymous No.50928747]

>>50928473
Seethe harder rentoid. Get in the pod and eat the bugs.

[Anonymous No.50929866]

>>50916830
unbelievably based and zestpilled

[Anonymous No.50930556]

>>50929866
Checked.