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50896661 No.50896661 [Reply] [Original]

>notice the pill bottle
What would an investment banker take?

>> No.50896678

>>50896661
modafinil

>> No.50896679

multivitamin

>> No.50896693

>>50896661
vynase so he can more efficiently wage 80 hours a week for his jewish VP and collect $160k after bonus which is $100k after jew york city taxes which is $64k after jew york city rent. which is a laughably shitty pay once calculated on a $/hour basis.

>> No.50896700

>>50896661
some real degenerate shit like oxycodone or xanax

>> No.50896701

>>50896661
Diphenhydramine.

>> No.50896734

>>50896693
First and second year analysts are the grind years, once you become an associate or you exit to P.E you start making BANK.

>> No.50896773

>>50896678
redpill me on modafinil?

>> No.50896792

>>50896773
It does literally nothing except give you a mild headache
t. tried it

>> No.50896882

>>50896792
lame
I was hoping it was at least a decent stimulant since I am in a state where prescription drugs are easy to get

>> No.50896898

>>50896882
get an adderall script like everyone else

>> No.50896934

>>50896693
>160k
Pathetic, Patrick was a l2 partner at pierce and pierce. Easily making 400k on a lenient schedule. Actually, how could I be so stupid, you just outed yourself as a bluecollar, of course you have no clue how (((hours))) work in high finance.
I'll explain it for you wagie, it's simple. Hours don't exist. Hours only exist in jobs where every hour matters, when production schedules matter. When you aren't in control, when you don't matter. When you work in high finance, the only thing you produce are things not bound by the hour, unless you trade. We take days and weeks to work on important decisions and spend most of the time talking on the phone and waiting for correspondence from banks, investors and corporations. If you work in consulting, your time isn't money, you come in when you are needed and wake up when you want. It's about keeping things running, not being at work not a minute late. That's how this works, so take your bait and leave the thread.

>> No.50896954

>>50896934
hey nigger i worked in a professional services firm for a year, it was really gay and really jewish. now do me a favor and shut your black gorilla nigger lips the fuck up.

>> No.50896991

>>50896934
sounds like a scam

>> No.50896997

>>50896954
You mad wagie

Dumbass

>> No.50897002

>>50896661
Amphetamines.

>> No.50897122
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50897122

>>50896773
I like it. Super helps with focus but you need to put your mind to it, it isn't magic. It also keeps you awake like fuck

I found it best to use when I had a chunk of shit that needed attention rather than a daily thing. I overdid it for a time (twice a week for a month) and felt very empty, avoid that

>> No.50897182

>>50896661
I read piss bottle and couldn't understand the question

>> No.50897686

>>50896661
paracetamol because he's a disciplined man and not a sad chemical addicted little boy

>> No.50897733

What do we think about about ritalin, bros?

>> No.50897747

>>50896661
Trader at investment bank here. Nobody takes pills or does drugs anymore, at least not openly

>> No.50897754

>>50896661
NAC

>> No.50897803

>>50897733
poor mans dextro

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50897879

>>50896661

>> No.50897914

>>50896773
It turns you into a tranny unironically

>> No.50898062

It's just low-dose aspirin you degenerates.

>> No.50898560

>>50898062
Source ?

>> No.50898572

>>50896934
You will never be an investment banker.

>> No.50898592

>>50897747
S&T is a fucking joke. You're not an IB

>> No.50898622

>>50896934
Actually very nice way to describe high finance desu
>>50898592
Cope, S&T is in the same tier of elite jobs as IB. And front office S&T is easily better than DCM or some shit like that

>> No.50898638

>>50898592
Also “an IB” lol

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50898643

>>50896701
Based

>> No.50899708

>>50898622
Lmao no.

>> No.50899784

>>50898622
>And front office S&T is easily better than DCM or some shit like that
Completely false. I remember S&T interns at my bank begging to get let into DCM mid way through summer.

Bull side IB > Sell side IB > ECM > DCM > giving up and going back for your masters in compsci > S&T

S&T is glorified sales. Don't be a retard.

>> No.50899810

>>50899784
Where does PE rank

>> No.50899870

>>50896661
adderall

>> No.50899891

>>50896661
beta blocker, diazepam, or ambien

>> No.50900099

>>50896693
Let me guess, you would rather shovel horseshit for peanuts, because its a 'real job', right?

>> No.50900239

>>50900099
To be fair anons, investment banking and shoveling shīt are extremes of working.

>> No.50901786

>>50896773
unlike adderal or amphetamines or any other upper, modafinil doesnt give you anything like that. all it does is to prevent tiredness (through elevated histamine), so you can keep working like you do for hours.

it definetely takeda toll on your body if you use it too often, so better not overuse it like i did.

good for repetitive or structured tasks. not so much "i just take it and then become super productive". you could end up online shoppingfor 10 hours

>> No.50901830

>>50896661
Judging by his glorious hairline, it’s a bottle of finasteride tablets

>> No.50902718

>>50899784
>Bull side IB
LMAO it’s buy side you braindead fag, not bull side. And what even is “buy side IB”? Do you mean PE?

IB is for people who prefer private business, S&T is for people who prefer public markets. A lot of IB and S&T roles are sales roles. I can tell you never worked at a bank or on a trading floor, and never will

>> No.50902881

We never see any sign that Bateman actually does any work or cares about his job beyond the status it affords him, so I doubt he's taking something that improves job performance.

>> No.50903600

>>50896934
>high finance
noone in banking calls it "high finance" lol, stupid larp

>> No.50903988

>>50902718
Cope

>> No.50904224

>>50896991
If it sounds like scam and looks like a scam it probably is just banking

>> No.50904307

>>50903988
Kill yourself you clearly never worked in any high finance job

>> No.50904811

>>50896661
Viagra

>> No.50905471

>>50904307
S&T is not IB. Sorry.

>> No.50905498

>>50900099
i make $100k in corporate accounting working from home, doing literally nothing for 3 weeks out of the month. much more comfy than waging 80 hours a week for some jew so i can brag about muh $300k salary. if all you're chasing is money, high finance is the lowest IQ move around. anyone with a brain has switched to tech.

>> No.50906174

>>50905471
Cope
>>50905498
High finance has a much higher ceiling for total comp than tech. And tech will never be prestigious like high finance

>> No.50906226

>>50906174
You are making blanket statements about 'high finance' and 'tech' as if they are terms for entire industries.
"Tech" is utterly meaningless at this point. Blackrock is a tech company, aren't they?
No one cares about prestige BTW

>> No.50906448

>>50906174
>that 21 year old prestige and credential obsessed chink who thinks he's going to be MD/partner one day
many such cases

>> No.50906621

>>50906226
Are you autistic?
High finance = front office finance at an investment bank or on the buy side. Tech = codemonkey at FAGMAN

>> No.50907610

>>50896934
I agree with other anons. You're a nigger or just a jew pretending to be a nigger.

>> No.50907713

>>50906621
>FAGMAN
>code monkey
Pick one

Also it's MAGMA, get with it grandpa.