/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50875124]

What should you write on your CV if you didn't do shit in your 20s and only started college at 29?

[Anonymous No.50875137]

>>50875124
independent contractor

[Anonymous No.50875144]

Lies

[Anonymous No.50875146]

>>50875124
That you went to Hustlers University.

[Anonymous No.50875151]

>>50875124
Quick learner

[Anonymous No.50875165]

too busy having sex

[Anonymous No.50875184]

Lads
Why does my brain switch off and I basically become a happy and fuzzy inside when I see attractive girls?

Especially if I see their boobas or ass/pussy

[Anonymous No.50875190]

>>50875124
>tattoo
Aaaand dropped. What a fucking whore.

[Anonymous No.50875226]

>>50875184
You need to go to re-education, anon. Picrel is the epitome of beauty.

[Anonymous No.50875269]

>>50875226
Can I please just experience having a real (XX chromosome, cute, attractive) gf once before I get shipped to globohomo reeducation camp by the fed glowies and their armed minions?

[Anonymous No.50875272]

>>50875190
cover it with your finger and she looks cute again

[Anonymous No.50875425]

>>50875269
>zoo vill take zee bigz dick trap unt you vill zlike zit.

[Anonymous No.50875562]

>>50875137
lol

[Anonymous No.50875689]

>>50875124
You wouldn't have a legit "CV" if you never went to college, not unless the person who sees your resume immediately throws it in the trash. If you have work experience, set your expectations to absolute 0 on where you apply and just hope for the best, if not, you're fucked. An Amazon fulfillment center or any staffing agency are your only options if you need money now, that or find some money to go to trade school or get a CDL etc; A security guard is actually a pretty good gig without much needed training starting off. You could always just stay at home and gamble on shitcoins, but that shit gets old fast.

[Anonymous No.50875742]

>>50875226

[Anonymous No.50875789]

You don't have to put your age or date or birth on your cv so just figure out how to look younger and don't put the dates you attended high school on them.

[Anonymous No.50875825]

>>50875184
I hope you’re not referring to the five-head tattooed bimbo OP posted.
That creature should be cast into the abyss

[Anonymous No.50875868]

>>50875124
just say you were a bartender and spent all your money traveling and hanging out with girls but you had a realization to get your life in order. If you're a good looking guy it works

[Anonymous No.50875939]

>>50875124
>>50875868
This brings up another point I didn't mention. You could have a dogshit resume but if you interview like a god more often than not they'll give you a shot; you need to have giga chad charisma and whit to do this though.

[Anonymous No.50875986]

>>50875124
look up defunct companies and claim you worked for them
or anything abroad in countries that don't speak english, nobody will want to call them to verify

[Anonymous No.50876277]

>>50875124
I said I had little job at local markets or whatever. They don't bother checking that shit where I live.

[Anonymous No.50876646]

>>50875825
>thousand cock stare
>arm tattoo
>mutt
big yikes nigger

[Anonymous No.50876788]

>>50875124
Say you traveled the world, caregiver to elderly relative, learned coding and taught japanese overseas.

[Anonymous No.50876854]

restaurants,hotels, and selling shops don't care about your CV

[Anonymous No.50876894]

What the fuck are they eating? Lettuce, carrots, ranch, and some weird potatoe cookies? Oh and vegetable soup. W a glass of OJ please.

[Anonymous No.50876946]

>>50875184
Evolution

[Anonymous No.50878843]

>>50875124
proficient in microsoft office suite
lmao

[Anonymous No.50878855]

>>50875124
What are they eating? That food looks so bland and unappealing...

[Anonymous No.50878929]

>>50875124
Say you worked for a company that happens to have gone bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.50880349]

>>50875124
yummy yummy humina wowowowow id pay her for a poop

[Anonymous No.50880401]

>>50875124
Crypto trader

[Anonymous No.50880589]

>>50875124
Nothing? How the fuck would they know your age? Don't list your age, remove your highschool, and remove most the jobs except the last few (to make it seem like you're a normal college kid).