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Ethanol Futures Edition>Brokers: https://brokerchooser.com/https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)>Live financial TV Streams: https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Educational sites: https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.investopedia.com/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Charts: https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Calendars https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Misc: https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorPrev >>50868219
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last trading day of the week and getting close to weekend /smg/ you know what that means! yes its about to get highly emotional, schizo and violent in here
>>50870469JOHN ROCKER IS FAT GAY LARPING WAGIE>JOHN ROCKER IS FAT GAY LARPING WAGIEJOHN ROCKER IS FAT GAY LARPING WAGIE>JOHN ROCKER IS FAT GAY LARPING WAGIEJOHN ROCKER IS FAT GAY LARPING WAGIE>JOHN ROCKER IS FAT GAY LARPING WAGIEJOHN ROCKER IS FAT GAY LARPING WAGIE>JOHN ROCKER IS FAT GAY LARPING WAGIE
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So you're guys are loading on some shorts tomorrow right?
>>50870573CLEAN IT UP JANNIES>CLEAN IT UP JANNIESCLEAN IT UP JANNIES>CLEAN IT UP JANNIESCLEAN IT UP JANNIES>CLEAN IT UP JANNIESCLEAN IT UP JANNIES>CLEAN IT UP JANNIESCLEAN IT UP JANNIES>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>>50870551LOLWTF Great 8/8
Is it time to load up on TQQQ?
>>50870598>>50870573>>50870561>>50870551>>50870526>>50870506>>50870479>>50870469The hero we need but don't deserve.
>>50870428UnvaxxedbrosWe wonIm still holding oil stocksWhat are we buying or are we cashing out before the death of vaxxies
/smg/ is buying time to short
>>50870526Cute RikaYou got any Satoko>>50870589I dont like shortingBut I hope you guys short that failure of a company Intelaviv
Fuck. You. Scoopsies.https://youtu.be/oblVeWF_e4Ehttps://youtu.be/oblVeWF_e4Ehttps://youtu.be/oblVeWF_e4E
was KOLD at close shill correct?
Yeah, nobody has shit to say....
What's the next stock to go crazy?
>>50870769Oh lawd dats some good chicken
>>50870787SIGA. You think I'm joking, but I'm not.
>>50870698WTF did I just watch?
>>50870698Synopsis:Minute 1: alot of screamingMinute 3: this is bullish for SIGAMinute 4: Screaming "JUDE!" at a dollRest: shitty dancing
>>50870808I think it's tapped out
so my parents board dogs and they're currently stuck with a dog whose owner died and has no family. would be wild if the dog inherited the estate.
>>50870808GET LONG GAY SEX OR GET FUCKED BUY SIGA TODAY
>DURNILD BLOMPF STOLE THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL!!!! (according to sources familiar with what Trump would have done)
>>50870935He lostHe's going to jailCope
>>50870906You kidding? It's just getting started. We dont even have EUA yet. Pridepox has only just styarted spreading to the general population, school is resuming this month which will lead to an EXPLOSION of cases, and a full blown panic will follow.
>>50870943>2 more weeks
>>50870589>y-you guys are loading up on shorts s-so I don't have to baghold mine from SPX 4000 for long right?
>>50870953bobo has been getting heemed since middle of june lmao, its been two months, my god
>>50870963small caps and tech were in a bear market from march 2021 all the way to may 2022, if you didn't take profits or went into short exposure a year in you deserve to lose everything
my tummy hurts
Anyone have some dogshit PnD microcaps or bonafide shitco's with zero profits and an actual non-bullshit GAAP P/S ratio above 50 they want me to buy?
>>50870963silly old bear. the heeming has just begun. all the smart money bears covered in May/June and are only scaling in slowly starting at SPX 4200
>>50870943>The FBI also recovered the Trump pee tape, his tax returns, and a written 12 step plan to destroy Our Democracy™, signed by Vladimir Putin himself
No no garcon. Give me the chefs favorite. Give me the ShitCo's with P/S in the triple digits with completely underwater investments in stripe. Give me the ShitCo that has completely destroyed convertible bond tranches.Give me. Shopify. (SHOP).
>>50870987you are literally seething. kind of sad lol, get Trump's cum out of your mouth. this is a stock forum, retard
>>50870996>forumyou need to go back
>>50870985>bioshit with no NDA/Phase 3 products>microcapVery wise choice! Will buy $1000 of shares and blame kikes when it gets delisted to OTC
>>50871002This is a stock forum.
>>50870996>Umm, sweaty, that is dangerous misinformation that is harming Our Democracy. Fact check: there is no recession (transitory), even though it would be a good thing if there was.
>>50870672what r u shorting?
SIGA will kiss $27 tomorrow?
>>50871016goon sire pls this is a bread on a kyrgyzstani tulip harvesting enjoyer imageboard
>>50871018Do you realize ur just rambling to yourself in circles about the libs and Trump under a soijak. leearn how soijak iproperly u dip (use when someone posts about long SOXL)
>>50870987Don't forget a book by Jordan Peterson.
>>50871022nah it'll dip to $22 as retail takes profit to fund the weekend pozzing
>>50871049Fuck off faggot.
>>50870428I had a dream of a bad red day. Not economic crash levels, but very bearish none the less. Be careful out there anons.
>>50871069are u haeving problem?
>>50870476Tell me about it.
>>50871071According to Bloomberg a basket of the most heavily shorted stocks is +27.9% QTD. So yes, we are going to see some super red days ahead, degrossing is pulling the market up aka bobo market rally I should buy some calls on SPY to hedge against my shorts because this is just retard market. Like just illiquid Jew arbitrageur battlefield type shit
>>50871049>Experts agree: Joe Biden has built the best economy ever!
>>50871081Are you a gay nigger? Please fuck off
>>50871099baby mad? baby did a poopy stinky in his diaper?
>>50871071wonder if he ever bowled a 300
>>50871103Gay nigger forget to take his HIV or monkey medicine?
>>508708081) What is the short float on SIGA2) is there potential for a gamma squeeze or is IV already way too inflated?3) any actual catalysts / binary events coming up soon for SIGA and their homopox drug? The gamma thing most likely isn't gonna work out its too illiquid for the option tail to wag the stock dog and also no one can really gamma a pharma which has IV already so high after its gone batshit for a few weeks
>>50871128I love the after the credits scene in this.
>>50870428Reminder that the person who predicted SOXL's rise a couple of years in advance is now predicting a rise in uranium, platinum, silver and gold.
>>50871264Well post that then. Lets see what he says.>>50871111No I doubt it but his average was probably not too bad. By the time that photo was taken he had been bowling since the Eisenhower administration (Although it was Trueman who had the whitehouse bowling alley installed).
The easiest strategy is not doing anything
>>50871285I think the whole water gate thing was a set up against him. How the fuck do CIA agents get caught by a janitor?
>>50870469>Cunnyslayerwtf that was my old darkscape IGN
Chinese meme stocks or nah?
>>50871305Exactly. Howard Hunt reeks of backstabber. Oh and he just HAPPENED to have a book on him linking him directly to the whitehouse. Not even slightly suspicious
been watching this ticker on stocktwits since monday for the lulz. pretty sure like a dozen posters an heroed
anyone here have experience investing with neetbux? can it be done?
>>50871352It's really the secret intelligence hijacking the white house and DC. Every president that is against them gets fucked or hounded by the media.
>>50870658feels goodat the peak of the hysteria it unironically felt like their plan was to use the cattle to fema camp all the real people
5x leveraged USD. Get on my level
This is someone's son living alone in an apartment yelling at the top of his lungs past midnight probably annoying the fuck out of his neighbors but this all still bullish for SIGA.
>>50871434How can you not like this guy? Autist in chief for sure
>>50870906this is pure cope for not buying sub $10.
>>508711311) 14%2) 5th on the gamma leaderboard 3) closest is EU, next will be the endless orders from non turd world countries
>>50871529Considering he lost two brothers at a young age I don't doubt he meant this sincerely.
Please be bearish.Please dump.Please respond.
>>50871348Someone tell me - what’s a good entry for UUUU?
>>50871629Look at this graaaph.
>>50871598Yeah but the fucked up thing about that "accident" is I'm sure Biden's wife back then knew what a piece of shit he was and she was going to do a mercy killing by driving the car onto oncoming traffic to spare the rest of the family of having to grow up so fucked up under Biden. Unfortunately despite her best efforts some survived and as we can see today turned out mega fucked up.
>>50871629It often gets forgotten that the .com bubble bull market was actually pretty severe for a time.
>>50871634Excuse the phone posting/ charting. I’m at work
>>50871667Ah fuck it's too late then.
>>50871629I got an assload of bearish positions actually but I‘m afraid that this is bullish…
>>50871019long vol so short everything
>>50870428If SPY closes above 422 on the weekly, best be prepped for the meltup.
what instruments/companies would you put in the 'Nano-Machines Son' folio?
>>50871767ARKQ comes to mind but knowing Cathie it's probably 80% John Deere.
>>50871629there will be no dumping today, nor for the foreseeable future.
>>50871634>>50871667Resident fag over on /cmmg/ who makes videos thinks there's some short term weakness in uranium that will manifest in another dump soon over the next month. You might be able to snag UUUU at $5.75 in a couple of weeks. UEC, DNN and NXE are also good buys.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3zPtB7uQAIHowever, getting in now versus a little lower isn't really going to matter a lot in the long run when UUUU goes to $30 over the next two or three years.
Best set and forget stocks, I just don’t want to care
>>50871655I am willing to give Ice Cream man the benefit of the doubt. Senator is a full time job, and these guys don't get much time with their families. So after loosing his mother who was really there for Hunter? No wonder he went astray
pay your taxes
>>50871655Hunter's nick name for his dad on his leaked iPhone image backup is "Pedo Pete"
>>50871893He still had time to shower with his daughter "inappropriately" and enough time to use his son as an accessory for him to take bribes.>>50871926Kek I know. That family is so fucked up.
>>50871953Ah you weren't there for the leak threads on /pol/. Lol you missed out on some real spicy stuff
>>50871985Fuck that's the wrong image. Too tired for this shit. Lots of spicy stuff
>>50871985>- Tom Bradywhy tom...
>>50871985lol wut. That just looks like ol Hunter has been fiending on crack without sleep for a few days, and is rambling about philosophy
>ibkr rejected my request to upgrade to margin account>but they did accept my request to join enable the stock yield enhancement program
Bros, what just happened???
>>50872060Am I loosing my mind or did someone purge the a ton of replies?
>>50872060>>50872072I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
>>50872060fuckin klaus schwab fuckin with smg again. fuck off illuminati
do you guys remember the Bussy van? Produced by electric brands, not sure if it was ever publicly traded wonder if they are still around.
>>50870842Thanks keep it up anon
I want to see SIGA dump hard.
Why aren’t you loading up on GME, retards? It’s about to blow up
>>50872221says increasingly nervous baggie for the Nth time. colour of this post describes GME
>>50872060>>50872072>>50872099what did they say
>SELL YOUR OIL>SELL YOUR OIL>OIL IS GOING TO $50>SELL SELL SELL
>>50872190Me too.I need more shares for cheap.
>>50872171I remember the GOEV bangbusCan't believe I sold that shit for $20
>>50870428SIGA bros, you cant even fathom the wealth we will accumulate when normal fags see shit like this on the way to work and on their tik toks. This will make covid look like the nothing burger it was
>>50872365We were talking about Richard Nixon and someone posted some HB leaks. He was rambling about his philosophy and how he believed that everything is one
>>50870428SOXS holders you beclown yourselves
>>50872399>>SELL YOUR OIL>>SELL YOUR OIL>>OIL IS GOING TO $90>>SELL SELL SELLthis was me and you didnt listen
Bros should I hop on the SIGA train? Am I being memed by 'jeets?
>this guy actually records himself on camera doing this shit and posts it on the internet
>>50872480You won't be able to fathom the wealth you will lose when they don't get FDA approved. Thankfully the computer can calculate it for you.
>>50872430ample room for some good ol in out
>>50872523its already approved for small pox and the defacto treatment anyways
>>50872480What is it about his face that instantly screams bugchaser fag, even without the pox? It's not the dyed hairr either. Is it his expression?
>>50872523They're using it already under "compassionate use" or someshit. Just requires more paperwork for them to get approval for every case. Furthermore the rest of the world has already approved it.The FDA approval is a formality. Nevertheless the perception that it has been "officially" approved will make the share price go even higher.
>>50872523Jesus christ man you're still fudding?
>>50872559>>50872595 >it's basically already approved and everyone knows it but the stock is still worth pennies because????>just don't think about it SIGA to the moon!!You fags are so annoying and I can't wait to see you get rugged and cry all day.
>>50872521he should lose weight to get more gay attention
Stock futures gain as the S&P 500 heads for 4th straight winning week on hope inflation is peaking
>>50872523you're a retardI'm not even invested anymore (sold for massive profit) as I think it ran up too high for the # number of orders they're likely to receive in short runthe US gov't just ordered the first round of intravenous TPOXX less than 2 weeks agoYou really think the government is going to stock up on hundreds of millions of product, that the FDA will refuse to approve? L M A O.It is already approved in EuropeThey are just waiting on the studies, to then make it officialI have not heard of a single adverse event, a single patient who had to stop taking it due to adverse health effectsI have read 30+ personal accounts from people who took TPOXX and were 'cured' within 24 hours to a few daysThere is a 0% chance it won't get FDA approvalwith that said, just because it gets FDA approval doesn't mean it is worth $2 billion market cap the orders coming in from HERA are most likely going to be extremely small, maybe like a $50M order tops. The market is expecting them to buy much more than that - Phillip Gomez even said that right now they are just trying to do initial procurements, that much later on the real orders for stockpiling will come inWhen the orders come in for HERA initial procurement, I unironically think it could be bearish, as it will be for less $$$ than the market expected
>>50872635CDC already said its the primary treatment months ago, fucking cry you missed $10 faggot
>>50872635It's hard to get rugged when Siga was already profitable before this outbreak with a stable stock price around 8 bucks. Most non-retards here bought in around 9-12 and are up 100% or more.Keep crying you missed the boat, dummy.
>>50872746i thought i missed the boat too but i bought 30$ calls around 19$ and am still up over 100% on them
i can't see the SPR stock numbers, do any of you can?>http://www.spr.doe.gov/
>>50871214>no futaspeople become afraid of so many things, memecoins like qom, the dentist, or a good woman's dick, all are ways to deny themselves their own success
im all cash and I dont know what to do
>>50872791How far out are your calls? Be aware of the decay. I don't think Siga's gonna push much further now until there is some significant news.
MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOeveryone moo with me for the stock market!!!MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Seems like the anon who decided to hold TGL overnight is about to get hemmed.On another note, what is this bullshit SIGA movement? Either dump 5% so that I can buy more or go up 5%. I swear there's nothing worse in this world than crabbing
MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOO fucking MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOO come on everybull we can get futures up to 1% let's goooo MOOOOOOOOOO
>>50872868>How far out are your calls? Be aware of the decaysept 16 so i should be good through next week before theta ramps up for the last month of duration
>moddities down>quities upglorious day and a farty poop for bobo
PM is ripping
>>50872932>>50872960>>50873042guys - pre-market futures are low volume and easily manipulated. if they're up anything less than 1%, its not meaningful. if futures are up over +1%, then ok yeah its going to be a green day>>50873022>moddities down>quities upi bought the dip in the dollar yesterday, UUP calls. i regret to inform this thread that no matter what happens today, we are beginning phase 2 of the bear market. you should be selling your energy, tech, industrials, and financial stocks and selling your commodities into strength on green days
>new company I just got an offer for has no women outside of HR and is all white (Glassdoor reviews are all complaining about lack of diversity, too.)This is a fucking dream. Pinch me, bros.
>TGLHOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M RETARDED
>>50873056IT'S A BEAR!!!!!!FART AND PEE ON IT!!!!*farts and pees on u*
>>50873067Suspiciously reddit Go back
>>50870428what option can i buy for under $150 on open and sell for over $20,000 on monday? looking to get back into the stock market after my break following GME gains last year but im not going to do any of this cucked waiting around shit for fucking months to make money
>>50871629Its bullish because we exited correction. With each of those bear market rallies it didnt exit correction territory.
this is it, the last /smg/
look at the real futures
>>50873193have i been looking at the fake futures this whole time
>>50873105>Its bullish because we exited correctionthe nasdaq didnt break. we hit the resistance and failed to break out of the -20% bear market status>tfw you try to help anons save capital but instead they laugh at you and call you a stupid bobo and buy more growth stocksnigger i am a trader - neither a bobo or a mumu. i dont give a fuck if the market is going up or down because i make money either way. i believe the reason so many people are permabulls is because they simply dont know how to make money when the market goes down, so they have no choice but to be permanently long
>>50873226>because i make money either waysure you do little buddy
>>50873078stonks go uppoopy gay bears r fuk
>my favorite massage place was shut down for doing sex stuff literally never once been offered a handjob or anything there despite getting actual theraputic back rubs from them for years and im honestly pretty insulted what the fuck
What's the next + 70% within a week pick?
>>50873226I much rather be a permabull since theyre right 99% of the time anyways
>>50873226>failed to break out of the -20% bear market statusEhhh, it broke through it intraday. But I will say a close is essential to say it. But sp500 is out of correction. Only 12% or so from aths.
>>50873066>>50872948I only left 1k overnight, not 30k. Still get your dick up TGL we got more work to do.
dear poopy bearsyou can sniff my bull buttbut it will cost you5 dollars per secondcan you really afford that in today's market?ha ha ha
>>50873081Wtf is the point of wearing shit like that? She has to constantly readjust that shit because it's retarded
>>50873356pottery is nice
>>50873059Become fast friends with the boss because he sounds dangerously based
How will FRZA do today
Mmmmm waiting for market open to throw another 10k at BBBY
>>50873489have you been inside one latelythat store is dead as fuck
you will all be jumping out your parents second floor windows after the amount of red we see today
>>50873476The parent company VEEE is pumping in PM so I bet it will be cray today.
>>50873499im seriousthey are definitely not making any money
>>50873496I'll just buy cheaper dividend shit for higher yield if things turn red
>>50873515what does making money have to do with stocks?
>>50873509Fuck yeah. I set buy orders for $5, hope they get filled>>50873515People aren’t buying for fundamentals, it’s a meme stock
Another futures fakeout. Enjoy a red day mumu idiots.
>>50873494Same with gamestop when it rocketed.This market is fucking retarded and we should be blood red with civil wars breaking out across the world.. But no. We're pumping for absolutely no reason into what should be another rate hike and QT.. I haven't seen as much reddit euphoria over BBBY as I've seen since GME and given there's more retards there and exposure to more normies.. I'll take my chances on a meme stock in a retarded market that sells bed sheets and towels lol
>>50873559hahaha we are still rising, 1% at open and 10% at close!!!! MOOOOOOOOO
HUGE drop in import/export prices m/m AND y/y.
>>50873582FUCK YEAH THATS BULLISH MOOOO MOOO MOOOOOOOOOO
Does the fed ever want a little bit of deflation? I mean even if we get back to 2% prices will still be technically inflated.
I love alcohol.
>>50873605are you suggesting we go back to a real currency?
>>50873559Another bear fake down. Enjoy the green days bobo idiots.
Morning everybody! Did you guys miss me? What's the plan for today?
>>50873605Correct they need deflation to correct it. But it will deflate eventually, as supplies get more numerous and commodities fall, companies will compete by lowering prices. More wheat and grain will make bread cheaper and cheaper each month until we are back at pre covid levels. But the problem is that will take years to deflate. Prices may not return to pre covid levels until 2025.
>>50873638Sorry that Anon is right. The Quasar listened to the Baggler's ancient knowledge podcast and he assured us that today was going to be a futures fake out dump kind of day.
Any one got any good ideas for some stocks that might pump. I missed the SIGA train ;(
I'm finna load up on $20k of TQQQjah feel me?
>>50873716BBBY and TGL are both meme plays. BBBY looks up today and just finished dumping so might be able to get something there but just assume you can get rinsed at any minute. >>50873690Did Baggie consult the oracles of Carcosa to determine the future of the market?
Are going up or down or staying flat?
>>50873755Crab day again
>>50873646I know I posted a dying bear here, but futures are actually chopping in the middle right now, even though they're up 0.5%.Consumer confidence in a little over an hour 10EST
>>50873775Does the market even react to that report?
>>50870658Based. IMHO, oil is rebounding nicely come winter. Wait for the situation here in europe to get messy, it will. The current drop is just democrats trying to brag about stopping inflation etc.>>50871481Couldnt agree more. It got scary for a second. Thought long and hard about getting on a plane to Mexico (no mandates) for 6 months actually.
There's shit I have to do today but don't want to. Specifically dealing with the DMV
Why the FUCK is SIGA green fridays are supposed to be red
>>50873820Yes, both the consumer confidence and 1 and 5 yr inflation expectations are all released at the same time. It's rated a high impact event on most calenders.
>>50873753no the bagler just took a transparency of the Nazca lines and put them on top of a chart of the price of gold futures to do his technical analysis.
I'M LONG MRAM AND HOPING FOR A PUUUUUUUUUUUMP
>>50873873Predicting the future is easy. All you have to do is flip a coin, and you will be right at least one third of the time
>>50873835Maybe insider knowledge of an announcement or development today?
Stop buying the goddamn long dated bonds!!!!!!
FRZA is gonna make and break some bucks today.
F in the chat for my boy who put his entire life savings in QQQ puts
>>50873721This is make or break. Buying this shit at the inflection point might not be so clever. Wait until we definitely close above the 200 SMA anyone in their right mind would suggest I suppose. But you do you, midwit, you do you
>>50873930Theyre not? Just selling short term.
Should I close my SIGA short at open?
>>50873615....its a bit early m8y but I almost cracked a bottle myself. got some mezcal and margarita mix
I'm pretty sure this rally is from Chinese millionaires trying to move their money out of China.
>>50873954He should have waited for this morning to do that lol, but he'll be fine. The market is going to go down today because of reasons foreseen by the Baggler on his ancient knowledge podcast.
ALL IN ON 0DTE $380 SPY PUTS
>>50873988shut up you schizo retard
>>50873959>SIGA shortsabsolutely retarded
>>50871264absolute state of silverfagst. silver holderhappy to be wrong (at last)
>>50873997Don't take The Quasar's word for it. Ask The Baggler yourself.
>>50873948I preordered 2 at $5. Will I make it?
>>50874009take your meds
>>50874014What private island are you going to buy with all those potential gains?
Why is Baggie so cringe?
>>50871343Thats a big negatory good buddy. I got out this morking at a 1k loss since I think it's going to be a bad time for Chinese stocks. Plus the pump has dumped, and it will probably continue bleeding out over the next few weeks. In order to take advantage of these you gotta get in when it's in the single digits, and get out as soon as it goes parabolic. I fucked up and thought there would be a bounce yesterday, but was fucking wrong. 1k doesn't seem like a lot, but I'm trying to get out of 5 figure hell so every k counts.
>>50874014Depends on your broker. Good luck today!
i think i might put most of my money into JEPI until the fed actually pivots or we have a clear sign about interest rates
>>50874029Wait till it does x1000000
what's the best dog breed to get for sex?
>>50874035He's losing his mind in real time.
>>50874059>dog breed to get for sex
>>50874059If you are a white f*male, a doberman I've heard
Let’s fucking go, bear bros
>>50874068i'm male but i'll think about it. how do you screen for gay dogs? i don't want to waste time grooming straight ones you know
>”Keep buying SOXL!”
>>50874059One that like peanut butter and knows how to keep her mouth shut.
im buying FRZA
I warned you it was gonna go down, I warned you of the real futures being down.
How does one acquire shares of this FRZA? What time does it open?
>>50874093today is going to be vomit green
>>50874059Some of the shitbull so it will inevitably do us a favor and kill your degenerate ass
>>50874094It's my first IPO idk, but it's gonna go 200% today. I feel it in my asshole
what your FRZA price? got 100 shares at every dollar up to $5.00.
watch SPY end at 419.99 again
>>5087410815m$ IPO. Its going to fucking jupiter.
Shall we have a TOST, frens?
>futuresWe're going to close neon green. Full moon happening.
>>50874110You already got it?
>>50874120The Quasar thinks we should toast to another red week.
>>50874126no just offers
I think I am finally on board with the filter all namefags concept
>>50874107if we close green today i'm getting an extra monkey to torture in addition to the rape dog
Will I ever get to see circuit breakers on the indices in my life again…? That’s all I’m asking for. Insane spikes in volatility and the like. But no, this bear market is going to last another year or two and is going to be "protracted" and a slow fucking bleed, am I right… The only thing that can give me what I want is WW3 or some shit like that, a liquidity event or whatever. Some freak accident in the "plumbing" of the financial markets. I’m so fucking bored
>>50874110I just put in an order for [email protected]$5
Wait on FRZA, TGI will pop first by then FRZA will be a better buy
>>50874133>>50874151I put in orders for 4 more at 5$. Let's get it my niggers
>>50874141They're literally subhuman
>>50874120a toast! to my bears and bulls, here's to wrapping up another fine week of trading
What the fuck is oil doing
>TFW got a pay raise, adds up to 15k gross a yearGimme some cheapies to buy. Im gonna be flush with cash soon.
what the fuck will this be??
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>>50874170That's a shitty toast. Let me do it.*ting* *ting* *ting*The Quasar would like to take this opportunity for you all being here. Now that you are all here The Quasar has a few words to say.FUCK GREEN DAYS!FUCK MUSLIMS!FUCK NIGGERS!FUCK JOE BIDEN!AAAAAANNNNNDDDDDFUCK JANNIES!
What the FUCK was that?
>>50874207I don't understand posts like this.Do you know how much fucking stuff is on the stock market, how are we ever supposed to know what you are talking about unless it's maybe a major index shitting the bed
>Extremely crab openingaaaaah, home again
>>50874234My brother, it is entirely too early to be reverse trolling me.
TGL circuit trip?
>>50874248it is never too early for any kind of trolling
TD won't let me buy FRZA...
I just wish we had volume desu.
>>50874266Just let me finish this first cup of coffee, alright?
>>50874268same at fidelity
>volume 1.8M>average volume 81M
>>50874271>he still thinks we need a follow through daywe're going so much higher
>>50874268My order/offer didn't go through yet on Robinhood
>>50874275and its halted again holy shit
SOXL sissies... We rise...
>that oil dump
BOYS, BUY MRAM +17%
>>50874332It's fucking OVER.
will SOXL hit 21 today
>>50874334SOXLbros, they messed with the wrong guys...
>>50874348no way this volume will crank it
>people are surprised by market when you can just google futures
>>50874344Why though? It pumped at 9 am then dumped twice. It's behaving like more of a shitcoin that usual today.
heh.. this game is over...
>>50874353I ain't tryna invest in no red deel-do... Come on now
>>50874368shit bread, this thread ain't even at the bump limit yet nigger
>>50874394>shit bread>baggie being a faggotr because he cant make a no links threadsfucking kys you fucking loser
I'd like to take the 300th post to call Baggie a faggot Jew.
>>50874312same on etrade
IPOs dont happen at market open, usually a couple hours in. just look at yesterday with TGL. Newfags.
>>50873605Deflation scares the shit out everyone as it encourages saving, so no, they will QE and lower intrest rates and the government will stimulus the fuck out of everyone to avoid deflation