Any zombiecorp Chad's in here?

[Anonymous No.50868439]

Company is so big for anyone to notice. Company doesn’t want me to actually do my job because it will cut profits. Can't get laid off because job is required for government compliance.
I get paid to flirt with office hoes and post on /biz/ all day.

[Anonymous No.50868517]

>>50868439
What's the job?

[Anonymous No.50868552]

>>50868439
Diversity and Inclusion Coordinator

[Anonymous No.50868704]

baitiest thread i ever seen

[Anonymous No.50868727]

>>50868439
>Produces goods and value for society
>Landlords

[Anonymous No.50868785]

>>50868727
>>Landlords
You rang?

[Anonymous No.50868789]

>>50868727
oh, so you live in the street then? nice!

[Anonymous No.50868831]

hah good job owning the 'rentoids', shlomo. Nice meme faggots

[Anonymous No.50868856]

>>50868789
so you took a low interest loan (basically contributed to rising inflation) to buy property then charge rent for it and you created value? this is cope, the materials company and the workers did the job, there should be no need for you middlemen

[Anonymous No.50868874]

>>50868727
provision of housing is a good that adds value to society, yes

[Anonymous No.50868927]

>>50868856
I provide housing to people that can't get loans. Sorry if preventing homelessness offends you.

[Anonymous No.50868934]

>>50868727
congratulations, you fell for the bait

[Anonymous No.50868935]

I'm a Business Analyst Consultant (consultant just means I have to set up my own business so the company can avoid giving benefits, but I get to charge a higher hourly rate). I produce nothing of value, working on projects mostly related to data. I hate my job and can't stand the mundanity of the day to day. I dream about quitting every day, but I'm stuck in six figure hell.

[Anonymous No.50868950]

>>50868856
My value is that I took money you know the thing that makes the world go around. And used it to buy something valuable. That thing is housing. Which I let you experience at the fraction of the cost of what it took me to aquire it at.

[Anonymous No.50868979]

>>50868935
Can't you just hire someone and turn into a consulting firm?
Train someone below you to do your job.

[Anonymous No.50869120]

>>50868950
you didnt do shit, jews printed new money and you're in debt to them. Obviously since you're not stupid you put that money to work not buy retarded shit. The contruction workers who do the hard work and the material company that extract and process the material should own housing. But since they cant print money like banks do, banks own housing.

[Anonymous No.50869139]

>>50868927
the bank does, you're just a middle man taking share of the risk in exchange for profit thats it

[Anonymous No.50869206]

>>50868439
ive done line cooking in my 20s. It's actual work, unlike the front of house bringing you the food or pouring your beer.

[Anonymous No.50869230]

>>50868439
It's all working class except landlords. Shill meme

[Anonymous No.50869238]

>>50868874
Construction workers create housing not land leeches though

[Anonymous No.50869473]

>>50868439
begone landleech

[Anonymous No.50869508]

>>50869238
I said provision, not construction.

[Anonymous No.50869690]

>>50869473
99% or "research" is just propaganda for corporate greed. The true heros are the ones that build society with ideas and actions that make a real difference.