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>> No.50865968

I love cats so much it's unreal

>> No.50865972

>>50865949
that's a man

>> No.50865994

sex

>> No.50866015
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>Mortgage rates jumped back above 5%, after briefly and barely falling below that level last week.

>The rate on the 30-year fixed mortgage increased to 5.22% from 4.99% the week prior, according to Freddie Mac. While the rate remains lower than the 5.81% registered in June, it’s still 2 percentage points higher than the start of the year.

>The jump in rates is discouraging news for sidelined, price-shocked buyers, who are contending with tough affordability conditions. Meanwhile, homeowners are growing wary about selling, as the cooler market has forced some to lower their asking prices.

>> No.50866016
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All I need is 40% to break even lads, no biggie.

>> No.50866035
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he baked

>> No.50866036
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>>50865949
Alright I don't say this often but THAT is a man.

>> No.50866051

>>50866035
and that's a good thing!

>> No.50866063

>>50865972
>>50866036
its not

>> No.50866065

>>50866015
>homeowners

okay, but what about the speculating house flippers, when are they capitulating?

>> No.50866071

I bet some anons fomo'd into TGL. Show us your losses on that rug pull

>> No.50866099

>>50866071
/smg/ is full of pro's im sure they all made 1000%

>> No.50866112

I would like to speak with the manager, /smg/ is becoming a mess

>> No.50866138
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FRZA gonna be crazy tomorrow!

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>>50866112
If you haven't read locke, don't tell me how to run my /smg/

>> No.50866148

>>50866112
Markets are closed. The fuck are we supposed to do? Why are you even here, motherfucker?

>> No.50866150
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>>50866112
yes, henlo.

>> No.50866164

>>50866143
you can read deez nutz nerd

>> No.50866178
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>>50866099
Of course. Nobody here is stupid enough to buy at 18 5 minutes before close haha

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>>50865949

>> No.50866188
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>>50866112
>>50866150
My dad works at the janitors! IF you keep picking on me I will tell on you! ALL OF YOU! Do you hear me!!!! You will all get in trouble!!!

>> No.50866204
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>>50866188
Go back to your containment thread you fucking homo

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>>50866071
Not TGL, but I did FOMO into MEGL and I think I'm going to just fucking capitulate. It's not the end of the world, but I hate ending the week on a draw instead of a gain.

>> No.50866214

kek who the fuck came up with these 'my stepmom caught under the couch' videos. has to be a fucking zoomer

>> No.50866215
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>>50866188
no habla english por favor, puto

>> No.50866216

Jannies actually did their job for once

>> No.50866217
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fucking janny deleting the real thread

>> No.50866225

I saw her... I fucked up so badly in the past, I should have married her. SEND THE FUCKIN NUKES ALREADY YOU FUCKIN FAGGOTS

>> No.50866229
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50866229

Buy SQQQ

>> No.50866231

i got a massage today lads
not a sexual thing but it was quite nice anyway

>> No.50866239

>>50866112
I'm sick of retards baking horrible threads and them staying up

>> No.50866246
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>>50866231
well, what did it say?

>> No.50866250

>>50866225
kwab

>> No.50866251
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>>50866112
>>50865949
>hello, police? yes, the black children are back selling lemonade without a permit again. Yes, and uh, the /smg/ thread is complete trash, utter garbage. It's sickening. My dog vomited when he saw it and he eats shit. Is there anything you can do? Maybe send SWAT? Well, the children might be Indian but they're definitely not white. Okay, I'll hold, thank you so much.

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>>50866204
>>50866215
When you try your best... but your best is not good enough...

>> No.50866259
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>>50866112
>Hell yeah I suck toes...
Hi welcome to smg how may i help you?

>> No.50866261
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50866261

Oil bros... China coming back.... SPR ending in a month... Yuros freezing to death... No opec spare capacity... Russian oil ban in December...

It's our turn

>> No.50866273

>>50866261
>yuros freezing to death

we can only hope bro

>> No.50866278

>>50866138
I wasn't able to get in on the IPO, hoping to fomo at open.

>> No.50866291
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>>50866231
did you try to fuck it?

>> No.50866293
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>>50866255
Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen

>> No.50866316

Fucking faggot pleas to the jannies to nuke a thread so this shitty thread can be the official thread. Fuck this shit I'm leaving this place. /biz/ used to be cool but now it just sucks.

>> No.50866334
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>fertility plays
>PGNY, MYOV, HIMS

>> No.50866340

>>50866316
your shitposting game has really been sucking this year

>> No.50866339
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>>50866316

>> No.50866354

>>50866261
oil to 200 mashallah

>> No.50866361

Does lvl 2 show after hours traffic? any one see what TGL is doing?

>> No.50866380
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>>50865949
Hey guys one of you told me about HUT and I made a good chunk of money I am less of a poor fag now. Thanks anon!

looking for another under 10$ stock that might pop soon. Any suggestions?

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>> No.50866398

>>50866381
lol i never actually clicked on this webm and i always thought it was will ferrel

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>weed
never again

>> No.50866410

>>50866334
men stay relatively potent much longer than women

>> No.50866423
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>>50866381
They're crabbin,tho
Maybe red in a few hours

>> No.50866424
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>futures

>> No.50866441
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>>50866424
Nice tweet,did you find it in pol?

>> No.50866442 [DELETED] 
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She is an immaculate beauty in my eyes a girl of perfection and grace. No other girl compares to Marina Datillo!

Are we in a recession yet? My thoughts are what everyone thought of months ago, that the jews would prop the markets up until midterms.

Im thinking a nice tasty portfolio of canneries, banks, amazon, housing suppliers

>> No.50866445
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>>50866424
they're bringing back The Mole? based, I loved that show

>> No.50866448
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>>50866424
All of those suspicions are reasonable when the feds are involved tho

>> No.50866451

>>50866400
Although I have never suffered a -97%, I have lost tens of thousands of unrealized dollars in the market, so it is hard to take this seriously. like what is that, two weeks working at taco bell?

>> No.50866453

>>50866361
I could tell you, but you wouldn't believe me.

>> No.50866458

seems like we're going to crab at 400-420 spy for a while

>> No.50866471
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>>50866445
the before time when Anderson Cooper was slightly less insufferably gay and not pretending to be a journalist

>> No.50866481
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>>50866410
that was before the vax, don't you know science changes?

>> No.50866483
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>>50866471
how's this for a reality show cast? hard to believe it was only 20 years ago

>> No.50866497

>>50866451
thank god I was poor when I made that decision bro, imagine if that wasnt just two weeks working at taco bell

>> No.50866514

>>50866261
XLE and XOP are turning BULLISH

>> No.50866525
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>>50866423
>They're crabbin,tho
oh ok, I have one for that too

>> No.50866529

why cant there just be a meme stock general. combine the siga posters and gme posters and the other meme stocks that are shilled and throw them in there

>> No.50866535

you know what they say about those who stare at futes

>> No.50866539
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>>50866497
Sorry, I didn't mean to poor shame. I just have lost the ability to share perspective with the little people. That is my failing.

>> No.50866545
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>>50866535
I don't,do tell.

>> No.50866546

>>50866535
Tell us

>> No.50866564

>>50866545
>>50866546
they're also known to... spread their glutes

>> No.50866577
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>>50866564
I haven't looked at futes since May.

>> No.50866582
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>>50866564
A man's gotta eat you know

>> No.50866629

>>50866261
>Yuros freezing to death
God I wish. At this point I don't give a shit if I'll be taken too, just someone, please get rid of them. Nuke the place if you have to. Please, someone, just end it

>> No.50866649

>>50866148
Cause I have no friends :(

>> No.50866656
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Did anything ever happen to that PIPP stock?

>> No.50866667
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kek i was coding all day, what happened to the fucking market! you guys break it?

>> No.50866675

>>50866582
>when you've put in an honest 30 years at the firm of Fein & Dandi

>> No.50866677
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>>50865949
>tfw no cat
>no gf
WHY EVEN LIVE AHHHHHH

>> No.50866681

>>50866215
Orale puto te digo que necesita a comprad mas SIGA. Los jotos no paran a cojer wey( translation, buy SIGA my nigger)

>> No.50866685
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am i doing it right?

>> No.50866686
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looks like the pivot was confirmed, melt up begins tomorrow. Later bobo

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>>50866686
Thanks for playing, bobo

>> No.50866706

>>50866071
>I bet some anons fomo'd into TG
and you would be correct sir

>> No.50866709

>>50866316
See you later this thread baggerino

>> No.50866720

>>50866138
>FRZA
so should I place a market buy order before I go to sleepy time tonight?

>> No.50866730
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WHY WHY WHY

WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE ENOVIX???

I can’t even take any profits after this run because I want to at least double my position.

>> No.50866739

>>50866229
Shut up bobo you stupid ignorant slut

>> No.50866740

>>50866686
>Fed has to slow down their rates or they kill the economy
>This is bullish

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>>50866677
get a cat, my man. i spend a lot of time alone since i wfh and i think i would have gone insane without my little buddy

>> No.50866757

>>50866138
>Frza
Unfortunately FRZA stock is getting shorted by the guys who own GOKU

>> No.50866758

>>50866730
QRD. After-hours trading closes in 5 minutes

>> No.50866760

I drive a truck and pulled over today to jerk off on the side of the road.

>> No.50866767

>>50866730
"Enovix generated $5.1 million in revenue in the June quarter"
Ill wait until its 5 dollars

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>>50866760
>not doing a drive n' tug
and you call yourself a trucker
ill bet you dont even have a piss jug collection

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>>50866760
>I drive a truck and pulled over today to jerk off on the side of the road.

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>>50866760

>> No.50866790
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>>50866767
Good luck with that. Maybe if the IWM can drag it down in a crash.

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>>50866539
thanks for staying humble bro

>> No.50866794

>>50866740
extremely so.

>> No.50866796

Are futures?

>> No.50866799
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This company is about to file for bankruptcy, is this a good or bad buy?

>> No.50866801

>>50866760
pretty based

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>>50866760
way she goes, bubs

>> No.50866822

>>50866799
What do you think?

>> No.50866826

>>50866782
I don't do long haul anymore just local. I'm technically an equipment operator.

>>50866785
>posting selfies

>>50866787
>>50866801
Cheers

>> No.50866828

>>50866799
Bullish

>> No.50866831
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https://twitter.com/TheFigen/status/1557821715643654145

>he's bearish

>> No.50866832

>>50866813
way of the road, bubs

>> No.50866837

>>50866790
I've learned my lesson on giant green dildo buying. Go for it anon, I hope u get rich

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GUYS GUYS! The new Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Just leaked it's new season! It's the MORE THAN JUST A MAKE OVER! It's the SIGA SAFE SEX EDITION!!! Can you say HYPEEEEED!!! LETS GOOOOOOO!

>> No.50866854

>>50866831
Hey great first response time guys. He only got his ass rammed 13 times before someone helped.

>> No.50866861

>>50866837
Definitely going to wait for a better entry, but I may never get it. Now everyone knows these are going to be in all big tech devices going forward.

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the card castle doth wobble

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>>50866848
Cannot wait for the SIGA x Queer Eye merch! Shit is going to be LIT and SAFE!!!! I think im' having a heart attack just anticipating the drop!!!!!

>> No.50866910

HLBZ helbiz stock HEIL /BIZ/ !!!

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>>50866887
>>50866848
>>50866799
>>50866255
>>50866188

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>>50866380
Kek, if you're the
>Any stocks under 10$ that seem like they might have potential?
anon then that was me. Besides HUT and UUUU I'm also unironically considering BB. The thesis is simple:
>connect your smart car to the cloud

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pick a direction you asian retards

>> No.50866929

>>50866629
How to escape to America?
H1Bs only go to poos and chinks apparently

>> No.50866942

>>50866831
Why are beaners like this?

>> No.50866943

>>50866929
>How to escape to America?
just cross the boarder, biden wont deport you.

>> No.50866950

>>50866943
lol when you realize we real americans are trapped hahahaha

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>>50866943
You're allowed to come in illegally, but we can't leave.

>> No.50866977

>>50866927
thats a lot of dildos

>> No.50866980

>>50866952
lol imagine a trojan horse of how you kill off all your enemies... you invite them all inside your house... feels noble and right to kill within your home...

>> No.50866995

>>50866760
I did this one time when I was 19. I got so high and while I was driving, I felt like I needed to rub one out. I pulled over and did just that.

>> No.50867022

>>50866799
Bullish. Revlon went bust and it pumped massively.

>> No.50867036

>>50866952
>>50866950
Says who?

>> No.50867116

>>50866854
why interfere with natural selection?

>> No.50867120

>tfw bought SIGA calls at 25 today

How fucked am I gonna get tomorrow

>> No.50867148

>>50867120
>sit on sidelines for months
>FOMO in at the top
I don't know bro, I hope you make it

>> No.50867149

i need a name for a small project im building that will show options data from the front most month all the way to the back most month. like each month would be displayed on the chart for a single metric such as closing price or gamma. can anyone give me some legit ideas? my only name so far is The Gamma Patio

>> No.50867172
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Thoughts on Take Two Interactive (Ticker: $TTWO)? Their new basketball game has a promising new story mode, pic related

>> No.50867176

>>50866929
No idea yet but I'm working on it. I'm done with this fucking place.
>>50866943
Swimming across the Atlantic is a bit dangerous but I'm not ruling it out

As for the Americans who praise the great European social care programs are more than welcome to switch places with me for a year and let's see how much you'll enjoy it here.

>> No.50867180

>>50866799
Have they had stable/positive FCF anytime in the past 5 years? Is their financial distress cyclical, operational, or secular? Do they have competent management? How long has the company been around? and lastly, what are their bonds trading at?

>> No.50867188

wtf its been over 2 years since the covid low

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>>50866952
>when you realize your country has the most relaxed immigration laws in the entire world

>> No.50867229

what would it take for a -2% day tomorrow? I put my entire net worth on the QQQ 322p expiring tomorrow because I have a zoomer attention span

>> No.50867245

>>50867172
I'll buy when they release the trailer for GTA 6 and confirm that the MC is female. Shit's going to dump so hard that day but when the game actually comes out it will heal. Free money glitch.

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>>50867229
Anon,i..

>> No.50867250
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Does anyone here actually believe the bottom for the S&P is already in?

This rally seems like complete BS to me. I think the real bottom is somewhere in the low 3000s.

>> No.50867254

>>50866143
Pshh Locke is cool and all if you haven't read Adam Smith or Montesque

>> No.50867266

>>50867250
I can't believe the S&P didn't even go to pre-covid lows. We know literally everything that happened after Covid was fake as fuck so what gives?

>> No.50867275

>>50867246
i flipped a coin. if it doesnt work then I wasnt meant to have that money

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lol lmao

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>>50867229
My diagnosis is that you are a dumb dumb.

>> No.50867283
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FPAY looking tight hot and juicy even deducting the tax benefit

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>>50866143
I think sargon is a cool guy.

>> No.50867294

uranium

>> No.50867303

>>50867281
Sir are you a real doctor?

>> No.50867307

>>50867229
I mean it might be red tomorrow, but you really bet your ass on -2%? Good luck soldier, youre in Gods hands now

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>>50867275
You gambled and you lost

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a thought occurred to me. there are no real diseases from female to female sex, lesbians, but with faggots there is AIDs and now monkeypoop. i figure it must have something to do with poop, but men have also been doing anal with women since forever but AIDs never came up. Im starting to wonder if AIDs was a bioweapon, same with mokneypoop.

>> No.50867315

>>50867309
how do i win when i gamble?

>> No.50867316

>>50867229
>I bet my entire net worth
do zoomers really

>> No.50867318

>>50867289
I think he is a handsome lad, but has no business in politics when he can't stop shitposting to save his life in a country where a picture of you eating a sandwich in public can ruin your election chances. I do miss being a kekistani and listening to his hour long rambles before he caught the politigay.

>> No.50867330

>>50867315
you buy SIGA

>> No.50867358

>>50867309
it happens. it was just a few thousand dollars. god loves me, so im sure he'll provide another opportunity

>> No.50867367

>>50867180
Are you a deep value bro??

>> No.50867381

Don't you wish you had enough green to just fill up a swimming pool so you could dive right in... like that duck dude does in ducktails with his money in the vault.

>> No.50867397

>>50867318
Piss off Markus

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>>50867229
best post ive seen all day

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>futures

>> No.50867435
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>>50867229
You're cooked, brother.

>> No.50867438

>>50867314
Dude, aids is a fucking rabbit hole you may not want to get into. Back in high-school in my French class textbook there was an article about it originating from apes in Africa. That was in 2000 before Europe got irreversibly cucked

>> No.50867454

>>50867314
STDs didn't exist before the late 19th century. They are manufactured and spread by corporations to sell condoms which also didn't exist before the late 19th century, and STD treatments. People used to fuck without a care in the world before gays and women started getting rights instead of getting killed. Now women have a choice in whether they want to have a baby or not and men have to pay for and fuck a rubber bag or they'll go to jail for rape.

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I made some smoked and salted caramel sauce to sell to the old ladies at the farmers market tomorrow

>> No.50867457

>>50867283
>FPAY
qrd please

>> No.50867463

Only dumping that's happening? Me in Bobo's mouths.

>> No.50867465

>>50865972
I am a man.

>> No.50867469
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MRO BROS
I'M THINKIN WE'RE BACK

>> No.50867476

>>50867456
I know you jizzed in these.

>> No.50867477

>>50867036
our government :)

>> No.50867479

>>50867456
Based I roast coffee beans and make cold brew. Old ladies love it.

>> No.50867485

So uhhh..... GAYSEX really cannot be stopped

>> No.50867487

>>50867314
It has more to do with the mucus membrane in your butt allowing foreign material past it. Parts of your body which are open to the outside typically have some sort of defense against foreign particles (eyes, sinuses, mouth/that, ect)

>> No.50867489

>>50867454
oh yea i guess youre right, there were a lot of terrible STDs before condoms. i read a medieval biography and the guy was talking about getting an STD and having to rest it off.
so i guess its still intersting that lesbians dont get STDs from being with each other except maybe herpes.

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>>50866656
pipp bros...

>> No.50867492

>>50867457
nano cap that posted earnings of .51eps because they got a huge tax benefit. the stock trades at 1.47, when you deduct the tax benefit from their earnings it comes out to .09 eps before dilution which is insane for a nano cap. there's more information in the very short earnings call, but it's seriously undervalued barring any deviation from their business plans. i need to look into it a lot more though, its just been something i through a couple hundred at a long time ago

>> No.50867501

Stock futures are flat on Thursday

>> No.50867503

>>50867476
this, I would never buy from what I"ve seen anons do to food on here

>> No.50867504

I’m proud to say that after starting to save for retirement in 2020 I have officially crossed $75,000 in my accounts.

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>>50867314
God hates the gay, and so creates new std's just for them.

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>>50867431
more like turning dead

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>TFW you told your mom about monkey poz and SIGA and she has a lower cost average then you

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>>50867505
thats what my catholic grandma thinks too.

>> No.50867546

>>50867511
Your mom knows you're a fag. Just come out already.

>> No.50867550

>>50867508
kek wagies lmfao

>> No.50867557

>>50867492
thanks, business model kinda reminds me of AFRM.

>> No.50867559

>>50867511
>talking with mom about stocks
you're a loser

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>>50867476
This is fake news. I only cum in the cumjam

>> No.50867569

>>50867546
>>50867559
sounds like yall don't have good relationships with your parents. sad.

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>>50867557
apparently that's part of what's driving profitability, seriously listen or read the last two earnings calls they're very short, but it will make more sense. i'm not too sure about how their debt plays into their valuation though. i'll probably add more as i read more.

>> No.50867583

>>50867489
They still can't figure out a way to make a disease for or market a contraceptive to people that mostly just awkwardly rub their bodies together to get off. No one cares about herpes, somehow that got turned around and made into a thing that's weird NOT to have as an active sex haver.

Lesbians are such a small minority that it's not even really worth the effort to come up with something special to sell to them. Honestly, the best way to deal with them is just let them think they are immune to the current ones because they don't have dicks and they'll contract them from being reckless.

>> No.50867588

>>50865972
he's cute if true :]

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>>50867559
how poor are you?

>> No.50867593

>>50867569
i didn't read your but you're still a fuckin loser

>> No.50867596

>>50867569
ignore them fren they don't have a family bond.

>> No.50867598

>>50867593
ok anon, im a loser for talking to my mom about stocks. lmfao. im sure you're a loser for much much more.

>> No.50867608

>>50867559
Why wouldn’t you talk to your mom? Do you have a shitty mother?

>> No.50867610

>>50867569
Why do you think she instantly bought SIGA? She trust her little stock investor? No, she knows you caught it yourself and is doing her motherly instinct and searching for a cure.

>> No.50867611

>>50867598
i still didn't read yours posts i just look the (You) you're a fuckin loser

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>>50867559

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>>50867559
>MFW my mom is a financial elder god and I'm just a retard

>> No.50867622

>>50867314
Hpv, from eating pussy

>> No.50867623

>>50867367
Yes

>> No.50867628

>>50866334
I've called out Progeny before, but I will again: if they're not manufacturing artificial wombs, they are not solving a problem, they're making it worse. There is no ticker for (solving) the fertility crisis.

All attempts to appease female instinct are counterproductive. And yes, all (100%) of the current reproductive crisis is sociopolitical. Dumping birth control in every municipal water supply and damaging billions of boys endochrine systems didn't help sperm counts, but that's an effect, not a cause.

Freezing eggs lowers fertility. Maternity leave lowers fertility. Sex education and counseling lowers fertility. It's artificial wombs or total enslavement of women, those are the only viable solutions to the crisis. Not IVF. Not IUI. Not egg freezing, not surrogacy services.

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>>50867559
I talk with my mom about stocks, she only does boomer investing though.

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>futures

>> No.50867637

So many seething faggots that don't have a good relationship with their parents. Probably felons with no cash and no SIGA position

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>futures

>> No.50867660

>>50867569
My parents have no interest in investing. I run their portfolio.

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>futures

>> No.50867668

i dont think my mom has stocks. if she does its probably some mutual fund tracking SPY

>> No.50867672

>>50867660
I just give her tips every now and then and then she tries to shill me her boomer stocks and I chuckle. its good to shoot the shit with your parents. I also shilled her CCXI and LABU.

>> No.50867676

>>50867636
That your dinner? Hope you have antacid on standby lol, looks nice though

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50867682

Ive got a 1st round interview tomorrow for a Sales and Trading summer analyst position at a very large bank. I havent given a shit about the markets since about January. Do you guys have any suggestions for catching up on current events incredibly fast?

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>mfw farming free (You)s with my post and I didn't read any of them

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>futures

>> No.50867696

>>50867682
gotta go watch john rockers weekly youtube updates

>> No.50867707

>>50867636
>future heart attacks

>> No.50867712
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>SPY ended at 0.00%

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>>50867686
is this the 4chan chad ive been hearing about on reddit?

>> No.50867716

>>50867696
That would be a pretty hilarious citation

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>futures

>> No.50867729

Jews didn’t try to flush siga last Friday. I don’t think they can do it tomorrow because they already positioned and want it to moon. SIGA was crabbing today at $25 but it will hit $30 tomorrow.

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>>50867728

>> No.50867736

>>50867623
Endo is fucked by opioid liabilities. Business is in terminal decline, and it's been a zombie for several years now. Before opioids there was some vagina mesh lawsuit, and I believe there was another lawsuit even before that. It's just been a chain of "one time" loss events.
There probably is some value in some of their bonds if you hold through bankruptcy, but I haven't dug into it. I made some money trading them as a potential turnaround before the opioid cases started coming out.

>> No.50867741

>>50867628
>(solving) the fertility crisis
kek who said anything about solving it? I don't think you get it. Infertility is here to stay and the treatments will become the norm. Our insurance premiums are going up because we'll have to foot the bill for all the treatments our politically correct society will demand for "oppressed women". So might as well make money off of it. Also it's Progyny - at least spell it right when you're pretending to be informed.

>>50867616
sauce?

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>>50867707
I'm gonna have a heart attack after playing all these ipo's lol.

>> No.50867745

>>50867562
>jalapeñor jam
Guys, I think we found how to spread the pox to the non gay/human population

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>futures

>> No.50867755

i bought GUSH at 160 what am i in for

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>futures

>> No.50867759

>>50867728
i knew girls like this in highschool, lost their virginities to scumbags in a bathroom at a party then try an "get back at him" when he wont marry and love them forever by like shaving their heads and self harm.
Stupid whores.

>> No.50867764
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50867764

>futures

>> No.50867773

>>50867622
This dyke eats rugs

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>futures

>> No.50867784
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I have 20k cash.

When, where, why do I buy Amazon? If you respond and I gain profit, you will get my thanks.

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>futures

>> No.50867790
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>futures

>> No.50867794

>>50867741
>sauce?
I think I stole it from a chess general. So maybe one of the Botez sisters, or someone that looks similar.

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>>50867630
I talk with my mom about stocks as well, she is mostly in FAGMAN and growth stocks though while I am in commodities and value.

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>>50867686
My heart cannot take that webm.

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>futures

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>>50867728
I knew what was going to happen but watched anyway

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>futures

>> No.50867838
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50867838

Should I preorder an MTG box from Best Buy with this 10% cash back I get through my chase credit card? Fuck the tax is huge in this dumb state.

Is this bullish for BBY JPM or HAS?

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>DURNILD BLOMPF (aka Putler's nazi sleeper agent) STOLE THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING SO THAT HE COULD USE IT TO ATTACK OUR DEMOCRACY!!!

>> No.50867890

SIGA 50 EOM

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>>50867838
>Should I preorder an MTG box from Best Buy

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>futures

>> No.50867902

Amc puts 6/26
Buy em in the money, just about the freest lunch ticket ever

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>futures

>> No.50867919

>>50867902
8/26 i cant breathe dont listen to me brb suicide

>> No.50867924

>>50867784
I ask again.

>> No.50867947

>>50867924
amazon.com
the site is open 24/7 buy whenever you want. whatever you need how should i know

>> No.50867950

>>50867903
was he okay

>> No.50867960

>>50867924
Sell 135 strike puts on weekly basis till assigned
Adjust strike price to what you feel comfortable with
Id sell at 135

>> No.50867967
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Fuck futures. I have to get back to the past.

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>>50867924
Gonna need more cat memes before I consider answering

>> No.50867976

>>50867950
Yes hes just sleeping

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>futures

>> No.50867996

>>50867728
That's some new level of JUST'ing right here

>> No.50867999

>>50866016
I need a 100%

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>futures

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>>50866071
Bought at 11.41, sold at 18.5

>> No.50868013

>>50867986
:(

>> No.50868017

>>50867728
Decoupling reproduction from sex was a huge mistake

>> No.50868020

>>50867924
Amazon fair value is $100 a share.
We'll get there in the next bear market.

>> No.50868025

>>50868009
nice gains.
i bought at 12.59 and sold at 12.88

>> No.50868027

>>50868006
It's too late for what?

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>>50868009
>>50866071
>>50868025
the bigger of my TGL wins, the other I got about a dollar per share.
>>50868027
for the bears

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>futures

>> No.50868043

>>50867924
Bro invest in something with more delta

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>futures

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>>50868046
>futures

>> No.50868070

>>50868046
d-did she make it?

>> No.50868072

>>50868070
Yes shes just sleeping

>> No.50868074

>>50868035
i think i would have ended up with bigger gains if i didnt have trade restrictions. i could only limit buy and only trade with settled cash. if i could day trade and market buy i would have bought earlier and probably multiple times.
but i see that you bought in slowly. if i played it like that too i would have been better off. i just bought all in at once which i know isnt ideal.

>> No.50868075

>PRESENTS

>> No.50868081

I really want to smoke right now

>> No.50868084

Is anyone going to fomo into $FRZA with me in the morning?

>> No.50868091

>>50868081
degenerate

>> No.50868097

>>50868074
well I mean look at that trade that I did. I just bought on dips and then sold at the end. tats how you have to play it if you dont have the min in your account. But I do have the min so its irrelevant for me

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>>50868075

>> No.50868103

>>50868091
Thanks

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>futures

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>>50868084
>Forza X1, Inc. (Nasdaq:FRZA) ("Forza", the "Company"), a developer of electric sport boats with a mission to inspire the adoption of sustainable recreational boating,

>> No.50868135

>>50868091
>he doesnt smoke
what a loser

>> No.50868146

>>50868097
yea ive played pump and dumps before like that and it makes a big difference. wish i thought of doing that today. would have ended with a lower average and confidently held longer.

>> No.50868147

>>50868084
I might not FOMO in at first, maybe 30 minutes in after the first shakeout. Check out how the parent company VEEE did on it's ipo day...

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>>50868135
Get on the cross.

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>>50868117
>electric boats
>boats
>electric
>in a recession
fuck you can truly make it doing anything as long as you can get the public to buy your bags.

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>>50868147
>>50868084
>FRZA
the fuck. why is a singe video game manufacturer public? this has got to be a bearish signal
>>50868170
no

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>futures

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>futures

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>futures

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SIGA Sisters, was this the last green day? Numbers coming in today were very shy. Is it finally time to take profits tomorrow?

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>>50868219
>>50868219
>>50868219
>>50868219

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>futures

>> No.50868446

>>50866424
This is the proper response given the circumstances

>> No.50868483

what will BBBY hit tomorrow?

>> No.50868501

>>50867687
I remember being 12 and getting molested by an 18 year old girl named Nichole in the trailer park this year. I’ve been winning for so many years bros.

>> No.50869337

>>50867628
You forget the real and current solution.
Import the third world forever,.