Small business ideas?

[Anonymous No.50862522]

What are some good small business ideas?

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[Anonymous No.50862580]

>>50862522
Freeze your cum into little cubes and sell them to the elite for garden parties and shit

You can call it CumCubes (tm)

[Anonymous No.50862707]

>>50862522
sell all your coke and buy BAT with the money, that will make you rich. thats your small business idea. you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.50863008]

>>50862522
I don't know why people think coke will make them cooler. You only get to fuck crack head chicks who all have herpes and other STDs.

[Anonymous No.50863552]

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[Anonymous No.50863652]

>>50863008
Have a wife (who doesn’t use at all) and nice job. Moderation is key to having a bad habit and not letting it spiral. Use 3-4 times a year and write grift articles for 3rd page google news sites and earn some bread while absolutely geeked. It’s people who can’t handle drugs who make this a stereotype. Weed, on the other hand, is imo way more of an issue than cocaine is.

[Anonymous No.50863663]

>>50863552
Also you can’t bump your own thread, dummy

[Anonymous No.50863866]

>>50863652
All I want to do when I'm high on cocaine is watch porn and jack off. Is there a way to mitigate this?

[Anonymous No.50863980]

>>50863866
The key isn’t to find yourself idle. Looking on the internet can be risky because porn is just a keystroke away, so I just play vidya games. Also, sleep aids once your coming down helps me. I feel like I get the urge to jack off almost exclusively when I’m coming down because I just want to go to sleep. I’d fuck my wife but it’s hard as fuck to keep a decent boner for that.

[Anonymous No.50864041]

>>50863980
I've never fucked a chick on cocaine, is it more difficult to keep it up with a real person than it is with pornography?

[Anonymous No.50864110]

>>50864041
The only time I was able to was when I would mix with benzos. Then I could go for hours, I even fucked this chick for 8 hours once. But solo blow and I couldn’t keep it up to save my life. That’s how I learned to get around the urges to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.50864180]

>>50864110
Thanks cocaine bro. I wish there were more reliable cheap plugs. I'm not sure how to find them, as I don't want to deal with niggers.

[Anonymous No.50864256]

>>50862522
selling coke is dangerous, selling weed isnt profitable.

selling mdma, psychs, prescription stuff is way more preferable as normies dont really know how much they are ‘supposed’ to cost.

but if you do start selling drugs get ready for a lot of fake friends. everyone wants to be your buddy if they know you have drugs. when you get out of that scene, they will all disappear.

[Anonymous No.50864267]

>>50862522
Thats baking soda! IVE GOT BAKING SODA!

[Anonymous No.50864329]

>>50863652
Any thoughts on mitigating heart issues? Does light use have any long term impact on heart health, or lead to heart failure down the road or anythign?

[Anonymous No.50864336]

>>50864180
I buy from Mexicans personally. Typically don’t cut and love gringo money to the point where they’ll drink modelos with me and try to get me to marry their illegal immigrant sister.

>>50864256
I larped as a dealer a couple times and can confirm people will be fake as fuck, but it’s all a part of the networking aspect of it. You meet associates with more associates and so on and so forth. Plus just because they’re fake, it doesn’t mean that the 8/10 that’s gonna suck your dick for a few bumps in the restroom is fake

[Anonymous No.50864341]

>>50864329
Lol just don't do stims. Or if you do, be healthy.

[Anonymous No.50864355]

>>50864336
Do you live in Florida?

[Anonymous No.50864375]

>>50864329
I already have heart issues because of underlying health conditions and a crippling caffeine dependency so I wouldn’t be the best to answer this haha

[Anonymous No.50864388]

>>50864341
I'm super healthy, just paranoid lol

[Anonymous No.50864423]

>>50863652
>Weed, on the other hand, is imo way more of an issue than cocaine is.
You "nice job and wife" degens would have a problem with this. Always the demographic who ends up staffing their family's limbs in oil barrels after cracking from suburban life.

[Anonymous No.50864538]

>>50864355
Naw I live in the midwest

>>50864423
Weed is downplayed as far as the habit forming effects it has, and there’s nearly a whole generation, my generation and lower to be exact, that is propagating that weed isn’t a drug, but rather some miracle cure all which simply isn’t true. I can attest to this because I haven’t been able to successfully quit smoking it myself and here all of these things in my daily interactions with like minded people.

[Anonymous No.50866703]

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[Anonymous No.50866882]

>>50864538
How do I find a good Mexican plug?

[Anonymous No.50866951]

>>50866882
I met my plug through a guy I helped do catering for. We were opening a bar and when we finished, the guy who owns the catering business introduced me to him over some beers.

[Anonymous No.50866983]

>>50862522
make your own supplements and sell them on amazon. you can rent a commercial kitchen by the hour.
supplement laws are very loose and its easy to sell shit on amazon

[Anonymous No.50867055]

>>50864538
Black Kali?

[Anonymous No.50867073]

>>50862522
>What are some good small business ideas
Quality smut games are a critically underrepresented genera. Horny people, particularly furries, will pay through the nose to get their rocks off without the fantasy getting broken by awful writing/graphics/overall quality of the game. If you get a functioning early alpha that looks half decent and market it right on /trash and/or twitter, you can run a kickstarter campaign which will get enough money for you to pay for 10 full time developers and artists which is more than enough for an indie title.

[Anonymous No.50867542]

>>50866983
Not a bad idea

[Anonymous No.50867548]

>>50864267
holy shit i hate this song with a passion

[Anonymous No.50867845]

Is there any point in attempting ecommerce in the current year, when Amazon (and others) are so dominate? Does anyone still buy things from small websites?

[Anonymous No.50868285]

>>50866983
Any particular supplements you know that are in demand? I do have a hospitality background, so this may work. Cheers anons.

[Anonymous No.50868310]

>>50864329
Don't get married. Unironicly, of course.

[Anonymous No.50868314]

>>50862522
Whore urself out to 10000 fat chicks for 100 bucks each. Easy 1M

[Anonymous No.50868340]

>>50868285
>>Any particular supplements you know that are in demand
testosterone boosters, stuff for longevity, stuff to lower blood pressure..etc

[Anonymous No.50868373]

>rent or buy a nice apartment.
>list it for rent for below market price
>$50 application fee
>do "virtual viewings" or schedule them all for the same Sunday
>collect application fees
>don't actually rent it to anyone
>list it again 2 months later
This is a very scalable business

[Anonymous No.50868760]

>>50868373
There's some genius to this. I don't understand this part, though:
>do "virtual viewings" or schedule them all for the same Sunday

[Anonymous No.50869003]

>>50868760
Usually rentcucks want to see the apartment before they apply and ask for a tour. However, some markets are so competitive and crazy that rentcucks will apply in mass just based on the pictures. Stuttgart Germany is a market like that.