/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50850408]

Pivot edition

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Live financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>>50847930

[Anonymous No.50850424]

i filled up the bubble bath too hot and I still haven't got in

[Anonymous No.50850428]

[Anonymous No.50850437]

>>50850424
Dump in some ice cubes from your freezer. Enjoy modern luxuries while you have them.

[Anonymous No.50850446]

>>50850424
So the temperature was... too high?

[Anonymous No.50850449]

[Anonymous No.50850452]

>>50850428
Which one is this?
I cant fucking remember

[Anonymous No.50850455]

didnt the government just agree to spend like 700 billion dollars on some new bullshit

how the fuck is inflation not gonna continue rising lmao i hate politicians so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.50850456]

I just buy TQQQ and don't really care what happens until 2030

[Anonymous No.50850460]

They're actually going to achieve a soft landing

[Anonymous No.50850464]

>>50850452
The original and still the best.

[Anonymous No.50850468]

>>50850446
CARLOS

[Anonymous No.50850473]

fuck you mumu. I bought 2500 shares of SQQ today. PPI report tomorrow. Y'all fucked now.

[Anonymous No.50850474]

>>50850428
I should re-master that with VP9 at some point... I didn't save the original files though, I'll have to recreate it from scratch...

[Anonymous No.50850485]

>>50850455
Umm sweaty we'll just change the definition of inflation. And that's a Biden win!

[Anonymous No.50850489]

>>50850473
I bought 500 SQQQs today

[Anonymous No.50850493]

>>50850473
Go ahead,post your sqqq orders.Bobo

[Anonymous No.50850494]

>>50850464
>still the best
I think you mean Tokyo Drift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M

[Anonymous No.50850499]

>>50850354
how doe low delta work in this scenario?

does this delta apply to the bought call, the written call or the spread?

[Anonymous No.50850503]

Why did futures stop trading?

[Anonymous No.50850504]

>>50850474
VP9 is kinda cool. I was recently playing around making vidya webms. I really don't know video though. You guys got any good resources for learning that? Also I forgot to buy ADBE last month.

[Anonymous No.50850508]

>>50850460
Of what, the economy?

[Anonymous No.50850537]

>>50850494
yeah for me it TD

[Anonymous No.50850540]

>>50850503
TURN ON CNN

[Anonymous No.50850548]

>>50850408
God damn it I should have bought more GOLD puts

[Anonymous No.50850564]

>>50850503
TURN ON FOX AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50850567]

[Anonymous No.50850577]

>>50850504
No, I'm I'm just self taught... something I do when I'm bored or want to distract myself from how much I hate being alive. I use a combination of yt-downloader, to acquire videos, Paint.Net for editing images with transparent backgrounds, Powerpoint for creating the subtitles, Shotcut for editing it all together, and some ffmpeg scripts I wrote to convert the video to 4chan compatible webms.

[Anonymous No.50850587]

I turned bullish (for August) which makes me think we‘ll dump

[Anonymous No.50850620]

>>50850455
Don't you understand, that money printing was part of an anti-inflation bill!

[Anonymous No.50850642]

Remember. You will own something and you will be sad.

[Anonymous No.50850651]

>>50850642
If it worked they would keep it to themselves, why share with us this secret?

[Anonymous No.50850653]

>>50850642
Why did that picture trigger me,fuck

[Anonymous No.50850670]

>>50850620
This is not good.

[Anonymous No.50850671]

>>50850642
>euro group
>danish politician
>HURR ITS THE JEW WORLD ORDER

why are antisemites so fucking retarded anyway

[Anonymous No.50850677]

*ahem*
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA

[Anonymous No.50850678]

>>50850642
>The Jew World Order

[Anonymous No.50850682]

>Powell got his soft landing after everyone said it was impossible
Why did you doubt him anon?
Why did you listen to the dumb macro larps?
Did I not warn you that Alf, Giancarlo, and Wifey were and are all frauds?

[Anonymous No.50850684]

>>50850651
They put out pieces of info through the media to see the public reaction. They're just testing the waters.

[Anonymous No.50850691]

Now that SIGA is over, what’s next?

[Anonymous No.50850693]

>>50850642
Fucking kek read the article. It's nothing but a massive bunch of buzzwords and absolutely embarrassing cope.

[Anonymous No.50850695]

>>50850642
>The jew world order
Lmaooo I haven't even thought of calling that

[Anonymous No.50850700]

FUTURES!

[Anonymous No.50850708]

>>50850651
>why share with us this secret?
Nobody anywhere will do anything. They will gloat for years with no consequences.

We are in a post-accountability world.

[Anonymous No.50850717]

>>50850691
You get liquidated Martin. You capitulate your shorts and find a new way to make money. Maybe get a paper route or something. Trading isn't for you.

[Anonymous No.50850722]

>>50850497
You're missing the point, bumble is for women. Why would a normal heterosexual woman want to date a mentally ill woman who cut her tits off?

[Anonymous No.50850723]

>>50850700
Is he OK?

[Anonymous No.50850730]

>>50850717
You literally can’t prove to me SIGA will continue to pump beyond 24 or so.

[Anonymous No.50850733]

>>50850684
You mean, they don't even mean it?

[Anonymous No.50850735]

>>50850691
>Now that SIGA is over

[Anonymous No.50850749]

>>50850722
>Normal heterosexual women
That's not very inclusive
>Why would a normal heterosexual woman want to date a mentally ill woman
Because Chad is busy and she wants free food and a story to virtue signal with. Any other questions?

[Anonymous No.50850750]

>>50850733
Probably some half truth. Good liars always mix a little of both.

[Anonymous No.50850755]

>>50850730
Damn you're right, I guess you should probably all in on puts then since you're so sure.

[Anonymous No.50850757]

>>50850723
does he look OK nigga?

[Anonymous No.50850766]

If we make an ATH so many high profile bears will get slaughtered. Imagine the seethe. It's the same guys who will tell you "the market is always looking to hurt as many people as possible" when they are right.

It would make me coom so hard.

[Anonymous No.50850768]

>>50850700
story?

[Anonymous No.50850769]

>>50850757
Yes

[Anonymous No.50850777]

>>50850700
>being scared of futures

[Anonymous No.50850781]

>>50850691

[Anonymous No.50850788]

>>50850766
We're not going back down again until Burry capitulates his shorts. ATH

[Anonymous No.50850791]

>>50850408
Don't worries bobos, I just hedged wiyh longs.
I suppose the theory about keeping the market up till September is the right one, no matter how much it will fuck over the people.

[Anonymous No.50850797]

>>50850766
AAPL will be 200 by end of the month.

[Anonymous No.50850809]

>>50850749
>Because Chad is busy
Women go to bumble looking for Chad, not a 5'1" 100lb manlet with scars where her tits used to be.

[Anonymous No.50850812]

>>50850797
no, it won't

[Anonymous No.50850821]

>>50850693
i helped write this article lol

[Anonymous No.50850840]

>>50850821
you are an embarrassment to humanity and I love you

[Anonymous No.50850844]

>>50850812
Yes it will.

[Anonymous No.50850848]

>>50850700
This is why you wear a seatbelt, just like the US stock market does.

[Anonymous No.50850856]

>>50850821
Do you mean it?

[Anonymous No.50850857]

>>50850642
>among extremists
HEY THAT'S US!! :D

[Anonymous No.50850865]

>>50850781
SIGA. Is. Not. Moderna.
Monkypox. Is. Not. Covid.

Take your fucking meds schizo

[Anonymous No.50850869]

>>50850642
its all about optics, framing people who believe in liberty and autonomy as nutcases. (crazy people with weapons), yeah they are evil nazis no we are the good guy who only want the best for you. brainlets, cucks, soys, women and faggots will all fall for it or beg for daddy gov to rape away every last crumb of freedom and wealth until everyone in the west is living as servile bugmen within the socialist technocratic nwo hellscape just like china.

>no freedom of speech
>thought crimes
>24/7 surveillance
>eat the bugs drink the cat piss
>own nothing
>wage cage
>mandatory jabs and sterilization
>no private property no private assets
>gov issued goy coins
>genetic lineage raped away until all are mutts

and no one will do anything as each day passes turning to weeks months years, little by little more is eroded away until the white mans civilizations turns to ashes

[Anonymous No.50850880]

CVD is nromal.

[Anonymous No.50850897]

>>50850821
What the fuck is your problem?

[Anonymous No.50850926]

[Anonymous No.50850936]

>>50850869
>nwo hellscape just like china
You can still eat real meat just as raw and abused and filthy as you like over there, no canned bug protein to be seen.

[Anonymous No.50850939]

>>50850869
>mr Anon have you been taking those pills i gave you? they will make you feel better

[Anonymous No.50850940]

I'm looking at MYOV and HIMS. Anyone holding or have an opinion on those? Or are we just shilling SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50850946]

>>50850671
>jew arent danes
remind me where the first stock market opened please

[Anonymous No.50850949]

>>50850865
Post your short position. You'll never get my respect if you don't have a position against me. Be a fucking man not a coward.

[Anonymous No.50850950]

>>50850869
All of that is just the logical endpoint of Statism. Of course nobody is going to do anything, we don't want to remove the state, we want to own it and use it to benefit [thing] and attack [other thing].

Even if you cloned yourself and overwhelmed every election with your ubermensch clones, the next generation is just gonna use the Almighty State (may Its Name be praised) to create a hellscape ten times worse than what you thought you prevented.

[Anonymous No.50850952]

>>50850946
Holy fuck this post is woke.

[Anonymous No.50850962]

>>50850691
>>50850735
>Now that SIGA is over

[Anonymous No.50850968]

>>50850936
>real meat
Yep, all the long pork you can eat.

[Anonymous No.50850970]

So there is something else being reported tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50850978]

>>50850950
you have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.50850980]

>>50850968
I was thinking more like dog and bat, but yeah that too probably.

[Anonymous No.50851005]

>>50850968
What are you a Muslim? Pork chops are delicious.

[Anonymous No.50851006]

>>50850865
BOO YOU ABOUT TO BE CHECKED. SIGA IS MODERNA YO MOUTHFUCKING DUMBASS NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

S-I-G-A

SPELLS MODERNA. MOTHAFUCKA!! MMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50851011]

>>50850980
Saved

I don't think I've ever seen that Corona chan

[Anonymous No.50851015]

>>50851006
Tell him queen!!

[Anonymous No.50851031]

>>50851015

[Anonymous No.50851038]

>>50851015
Normally I’d report this but I’m going to allow it because I think it is business and finance related.

[Anonymous No.50851039]

>>50851015
MMMMMMNNNNN GUUUURRRLLLL...

[Anonymous No.50851051]

>>50851015

[Anonymous No.50851058]

>>50851006
Nene-posting is here to stay

[Anonymous No.50851070]

>>50850781
If SIGA pulls a Moderna we are still at $200. No chance I'm holding anywhere close to that long.

>>50850978
Begone nigger.

[Anonymous No.50851077]

Great another company trying to protect the environment killed by ignorant, stubborn and bigoted chuds. When will you flyovers just die already.

[Anonymous No.50851078]

>>50851006
SIGA is better than Moderna and monkepox will blow corona out of the water

[Anonymous No.50851099]

The Janny doesn't want to stop having gaysex bros

[Anonymous No.50851106]

>>50851077
Eat the bugs, troon.

[Anonymous No.50851118]

>>50851078
>monkepox will blow corona out of the water
Is this on the basis of TPOX being stockpiled, or because moderna was overvalued to start with?

[Anonymous No.50851124]

>>50851070
SIGA could go to $1000 if the NTI report is accurate. I'll probably recoup my initial investment when it reaches $100 then hold the rest. EOY 2023 will be wild

[Anonymous No.50851129]

does anybody else know the feeling of a crescendo building and building and building
...and eventually absolutely fucking nothing happening?
rather sooner than later everything seems either accepted of forgotten but only you see the minute but clear differences but you know it's pointless to point these out to others because they'd just get annoyed by your attention to detail?

i feel like that right now, and i have been for about half a decade straight.
not the first time that i am experiencing it, too.

[Anonymous No.50851143]

>>50851099
Damn. I didn't know the jannies became so based. Ever since the German janny got canned things are good here.

[Anonymous No.50851146]

wtf

[Anonymous No.50851147]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50851152]

>>50851129
try something new, also take a break anon and focus on your health

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50851156]

>>50851147
>pasts

[Anonymous No.50851161]

>>50851124
If the NTI report is accurate I don't want to live in this world anymore. I'm selling the majority of my position once I see a larger uptick in SIGA outside this board or upon FDA approval. I will hedge this position with a stack of physical nitrile gloves.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50851172]

>>50851015
>black people

[Anonymous No.50851186]

Rocker posted a great video on how to get a job and work up through the ranks. People pay good money for this information.

[Anonymous No.50851192]

>>50851156
Hey bb! So if you didn't know, I'm planning on quitting my job in January. So our Vegas trip? I'm gonna need you to pay for everything. You're a rich fag so it shouldn't be a big deal. I also need like $3k to stay afloat while I'm unemployed. I appreciate it in advance.

[Anonymous No.50851203]

>>50851186
This webm has different text from the one I made last week

[Anonymous No.50851225]

>>50851129
I’ve had that feeling since 2007

[Anonymous No.50851242]

>asian market deep green
So a cpi of fucking 8.5% is unironically bullish now?

[Anonymous No.50851257]

>>50851242
yep

[Anonymous No.50851261]

>>50851242
They pulled every trick they could to get a decent reading but energy apoc event will kick off this winter.

[Anonymous No.50851282]

>>50851161
Are you familiar with Event 201? NTI is the same deal. Monkepox isn't going away. SIGA will moon

[Anonymous No.50851306]

>>50851242
it means inflations peaked and being tamed by Jerome Powell, get with the program

[Anonymous No.50851314]

>>50851242
Nigga everything's bullish now at least until after midterms when that Black Friday sales data comes in and we aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh about the recession again.

[Anonymous No.50851329]

Oh no no no Boo boo

[Anonymous No.50851334]

>>50851186
Boeing anon is that you?

[Anonymous No.50851344]

bros I want flags like the time /smg/ was at /pol/ so I know which street shitter opinion I can discard

[Anonymous No.50851349]

>>50850768
A guy drove too fast down a residential road, hit a tree and was ejected from the vehicle

[Anonymous No.50851356]

https://oversight.house.gov/news/press-releases/chairwoman-maloney-presses-biden-harris-administration-on-additional-steps-to

My SIGGAS the pressure by the swamp for TPOXX EUA grows! You didn't get shaken out now did you?

[Anonymous No.50851362]

>>50851314
Burgers will just go into more debt to not miss out on Black Friday...

[Anonymous No.50851376]

>>50851344
Why did that stop anyway?

[Anonymous No.50851386]

What will finally make the yield curve uninvert?

[Anonymous No.50851387]

>>50851356
Very nice

[Anonymous No.50851393]

Ich bin von Männern 200% mehr angemacht worden als von Frauen.

[Anonymous No.50851399]

>>50851376

Over the years 4chan has become increasingly compartmentalized, its only a matter of time this place becomes as granular as reddit

[Anonymous No.50851400]

>>50851386
inflation coming down and the the fed being done

[Anonymous No.50851410]

>>50851334

[Anonymous No.50851419]

>>50851376
because (((they))) work for free

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50851435]

>>50851192

[Anonymous No.50851442]

>>50851203
lmao

[Anonymous No.50851491]

>>50851242
Le no more heckin rape hikes!!!

[Anonymous No.50851514]

bullish?

[Anonymous No.50851528]

>>50848475
>Under NDA so I can't go into detail but if you have your money in bank of america, get it out before october. Put it with a credit union or if nothing else another big bank like Chase, although other big banks may not be safe either. Whatever the case, BoA is definitely fucked come october. Good luck

What about chase?

[Anonymous No.50851533]

Market crashes in September but until then it is literally all fake and gay and extremely unclear what should be held or sold

[Anonymous No.50851554]

>Carvana up 15% in one session
Can I go short this fraud yet?

[Anonymous No.50851563]

>>50851514
Modern indentured servants is bullish

[Anonymous No.50851590]

SIGA sissies ignore the bears. We are destined to be rich. If you haven't bought yet do it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50851616]

>>50851356
I TOLD YALL MOTHAFUCKAS SIGA WAS THE ONE!!! YEAHHHAHAHahAHHA

[Anonymous No.50851627]

>>50851528
Disabled, gay, woman, and 'of color' are all mutually redundant.

[Anonymous No.50851645]

>>50851590
Last thread I went full boeing. I was doing something at work today and one of the expensive ass parts came in missing most of its straps and was banging up against another part made me go off on why this company is pajeet trash. You could be a manager here Rocker. There are warehouses that no one wants to be a team lead in. My buddy who wanted to be a manager took over this shit warehouse no one wants to be a part of and ran it for 8 months. Every manager saw how he handled the pressure and made him a full time manager. Now some toad who doesn't want to be lead is over there fucking it up and not giving a shit. Rocker, Boeing needs you. Stay with Poem anon and bang scoopsies out on the weekends.

[Anonymous No.50851647]

>>50851077
Get a dose of reality homo

[Anonymous No.50851660]

>be me
>pretty face scrawny manlet white boy with a big dick

should i make an onlyfans? i would only gamble away all the donations i get on options anyways

[Anonymous No.50851661]

Okay what about AMC?
Can I short these fuckers and profit off their scumbag gorilla scamming them?

[Anonymous No.50851665]

Sometimes when I'm alone with my scoopsies mannequin I like to pretend I'm Elvis and she's pam Grier. We get married and have a beautiful wedding and we go on to have many mulatto children. I just want my dreams to come true.

[Anonymous No.50851681]

>>50851627
HOLD UP ONE MOMENT. HOLD YO ASS UP!!! I KNOW YALL IGNORANT ASS DIDN'T JUST CALL ME DISABLE> LISTEN TO ME YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKA I BEEN IN THIS STOCK TRADING GAME LONGER THAN YA BEEN ALIVE> I BEEN TRADING IN THIS GAME SINCE YO ASS WAS A TINY WEAK ASS LITTLE SPERM IN YO GAY ASS DADDY'S ASSHOLE.

LEARN TO PUT SOME R-E-S-P-S-T WHEN YOU TALK TO ME.

[Anonymous No.50851690]

>>50851533
>Commodities super cycle
>Persistent high simpflation
>Classic recession, buy bonds
>Dollar milkshake
>Multi-year bear market
>Growth stocks don't work anymore because they were dependent on stock based compensation

Pick 2 or 3?

[Anonymous No.50851704]

>>50851681
I admire your level of autism

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50851712]

What if the real SOXL was the friends we made along the way? (not you, fat hands)

[Anonymous No.50851714]

>>50851690
It's only been 2 months anon.

[Anonymous No.50851740]

>>50851681
My entire highschool experience sounded like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn9lXlG5OLs

[Anonymous No.50851750]

>>50851712
I'm making a dancing video with you right now and you can't stop me you cute nigress. (Yes anime music will be involved)

[Anonymous No.50851757]

>>50851704
WHAT IS AUTISM??? IS THAT THE NEWEST HAIR WEAVE COLOR SHANICE WAS ROCKING?

[Anonymous No.50851760]

>>50851514
Immigration=Good for economy is such a meme but it is useful for people like Bezos

[Anonymous No.50851769]

>>50851757
Time to go home and bang out the wife

[Anonymous No.50851777]

Ok but what about Tesla, can I buy puts on TSLA?

AMC and CVNA still sound like such good opportunities

[Anonymous No.50851780]

>>50851714
It's habbening

[Anonymous No.50851790]

>>50851533
Source on gif? Some MV?

[Anonymous No.50851807]

2 more weeks and then puts on the spy? Vix is getting pretty spicy

[Anonymous No.50851820]

>>50850670
>This is not good.
No it isn't but continuing to stay short right here is trouble, too. If the market really wants to and there is no news bad enough to deter it, i think it's possible sp and nasdaq float right up to at least their 200 day before much in the way of meaningful reluctance to go further.

[Anonymous No.50851828]

>>50851777
You'll be inversing Cramer so go for it I guess

[Anonymous No.50851843]

https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1557571976893345792
Ok, this is serious. No jokes. Biden has dementia. This has been clear since before the election. In this video, POTUS immediately forgets he just shook Schumer's hand. Dementia has completely taken his short-term memory. He cannot remain POTUS.

[Anonymous No.50851855]

>>50851843
it looks more like biden is motioning to the podium like schumer should get back to the speech

[Anonymous No.50851868]

>>50851843
>He cannot remain POTUS
The dems put him in as a figurehead and so long as he is alive they will prop him up to make noises for the cameras.

[Anonymous No.50851873]

>>50850548
Ha. It's spreading.

Anyhow the producer price index is also coming out today. I wonder how that's going to affect tech. Consensus here seems to be inflation is going down?

[Anonymous No.50851879]

Im really sad because I missed the bottom and im scared of buying top

[Anonymous No.50851890]

no good info in this thread at all.

[Anonymous No.50851895]

>>50851879
Extremely bullish sign. Let me know when you decide to buy.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50851924]

>>50851890
Go back to your shitcoin or trap thread, you stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.50851925]

>>50851873
Yeah it seems like inflation has gone down if you go with what Jerome is reporting. I'm sure producer price index will be bullish and we'll all be able to make short term gains. Although we still can't be certain that we're out of a bear market yet. If you're a boomer investor like me DCA into index funds is looking like a good opportunity

[Anonymous No.50851953]

Shit earnings are winding down. How am I supposed to swing now?

[Anonymous No.50851954]

>>50851890
What do you want to know about?

I have some info on this seasons anime lineup. MiA and overlord are pretty good so far. Isekai harem is really fun too.

Oh also
The entire market is getting short squeezed and loads of people are going to hear that it’s a new bull market and FOMO in to a massive bull trap.

[Anonymous No.50851969]

>>50851954
>MiA and overlord are pretty good so far.
No good info in this thread.

[Anonymous No.50851974]

>>50851790
Its called the shemitta, sweaty look it up

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50851988]

>>50851954
> Isekai harem is really fun too.
Is that really the name of an anime?
Sounds dank. Where are you watching it? Is it just available on crunchyroll?

[Anonymous No.50851990]

>>50851890
it's all bots bro thought you knew.

[Anonymous No.50852028]

siga chuds are so adorable

[Anonymous No.50852046]

>>50851988
Isekai Meikyuu de Harem wo (Uncensored)

I believe you can figure this out scoops.

[Anonymous No.50852054]

>>50851954
I heard overlord is getting a movie next year?
Also when is bleach?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50852100]

#LifeGoals
https://youtu.be/QzVS_AHIsSw

[Anonymous No.50852121]

>>50852054
>Also when is bleach?
This October I believe.

So I don't get banned for off topic posting...Sometimes stocks go up.

[Anonymous No.50852137]

>>50850869
read multiple news sources rather than 4chan doomers, go outside, and look at reality for once. you will be much happier

[Anonymous No.50852151]

Scoopsies I love you bb
https://youtu.be/Y3RNlZRMmMI
https://youtu.be/Y3RNlZRMmMI
https://youtu.be/Y3RNlZRMmMI

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50852171]

>>50852151
Yo nigguh, I ain’t watching that shit

[Anonymous No.50852191]

>>50852171
Yes you will you fucking nigger!!!

[Anonymous No.50852200]

>>50851820
Except, you know, actual institutional players selling off now and in september.

[Anonymous No.50852217]

>>50852171
Based. I watched it for you.

Report for the curious

Mayor events:
Minute 1: I'm not gay I'm just gay for scoops
Minute 2: this is bullish for SIGA
Minute 3: Gay slow dance
Minute 6 1/2: Odds of scoops and me coming together vs. baggots gookfu coming back. Incomprehensible argument.. video literally ends with "whatever"

Saved you alot of trouble
Nobody should have to watch that.

[Anonymous No.50852241]

>>50852151
>>50852217
This is really all that happens in the video.

I think Rocker just jerks off to the minutes of lifetime he is robbing from you goys. Because youtube shows you that very nicely.

[Anonymous No.50852251]

>>50852121
Chill bro its 2am,theyre asleep at this hour

[Anonymous No.50852261]

>>50852217
Goddamn it I almost pissed myself laughing

[Anonymous No.50852277]

>>50852261
Great. That reminds me why is you drinking your own piss not on the agenda yet? It would be something new.

[Anonymous No.50852288]

>>50852217
Do you also have a channel?
Is it dedicated to a 1980’s anime?

[Anonymous No.50852294]

>>50852217
I thought it was a joke. People really watch that faggots videos?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50852296]

>>50852054
>Also when is bleach?
>>50852121

Yo dude, I literally remember hearing “new bleach season soon” back when I was in college.
There’s been new bleach season rumors for at least 5 years now, faggots

[Anonymous No.50852305]

>>50852277
Don't get fucking cute with me you rotten faggot. I am /smg/. I am the best trader out there

[Anonymous No.50852308]

>>50852288
I'm thinking of making a Rocker hate channel with face reveal and occasional sauerkraut reviews.

>>50852294
yes it's all I have in life

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50852332]

>>50852217
I don’t think I even want to be told what’s going on in those videos anymore.

>>50852241
> jerks off to the minutes of lifetime he is robbing from you goys
Yee

>>50852305
> I am the best trader out there
lol lmao
baggie might be a better trader

>>50852251
Kek no they fucking aren’t.
Wanna watch me test that shit?

[Anonymous No.50852337]

>yield curve super fucking inverted
>technical recession just announced
>VIX under 20 (historically low)
Guess what happens next?

[Anonymous No.50852342]

>>50852296
>There’s been new bleach season rumors for at least 5 years now, faggots
Yeah but this time there's actually a trailer for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sygUhb8Q2Y

[Anonymous No.50852345]

>>50852337
new ATHs?

[Anonymous No.50852359]

>>50851533
This is the ONLY cope you bobo faggots have left and it's literally some /pol/tard schizo jewish conspiracy that doesn't even happen every 7 years.

[Anonymous No.50852362]

>>50852337
If you knew what were to happen next youd be rich,fag

[Anonymous No.50852369]

>>50852337
Vixpiration isn’t until Wednesday

[Anonymous No.50852377]

https://youtu.be/jrFSmZRtP5E?t=476
hey incels just do jiu jitsu
any girl that shows up to class legally has to wrestle with you

[Anonymous No.50852390]

>>50852359
as a mumu, i dont believe any of the bobo cope except Shemitah

[Anonymous No.50852398]

>>50852390
I'll believe it if we dump on September 26th, but a sample size of 2 big dumps on the final day for the 2001 and 2008 crash aren't enough to convice me.

[Anonymous No.50852430]

>>50852337
idk...gdp for Q3 is estimated to be 2.5%+ compared to Q2. i'm feeling pretty based and bullish.

[Anonymous No.50852465]

UVXY will never have a green day again

[Anonymous No.50852468]

>>50852398
but here me out

i think it lines up well with the "bottom" for midterm election years. the Fed tightening into year end + their forward guidance on where rates are headed into 2023. in addition, September is the worst month for the stock market on average

its all lining up, i am accumulating cash

[Anonymous No.50852491]

>>50852468
It could end up being right, the bobos have been wrong so often that I can't trust them now. They are like the boy who cried wolf at this point.

[Anonymous No.50852493]

What books/online sources would you recommend for absolute beginner in stock trading?
I'm a total newfag.

[Anonymous No.50852501]

>>50852493
watch jack bogle on youtube and buy low cost index funds

[Anonymous No.50852515]

>>50852501
Can you really call that "trading"?

[Anonymous No.50852519]

>>50852493
>books
Just buy the dip

[Anonymous No.50852520]

>>50852515
no, but he needs to know why i recommended that instead

[Anonymous No.50852540]

>>50852501
Alright, will do, thanks.
>>50852519
I WILL NOT buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.50852566]

Bros I’m sitting in bed and I cannot sleep. I don’t know how many more nights of this I can take

[Anonymous No.50852603]

I have most of the same symptoms as that guy who posted on /biz/ about having terminal throat cancer yesterday.

[Anonymous No.50852607]

>>50852566
fix your sleeping health

[Anonymous No.50852626]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50852631]

>>50852566
You could do what i do and have some alcohol
Also,dont do options for a while

[Anonymous No.50852653]

>>50852121
roll

[Anonymous No.50852654]

>>50852607
I wake up every morning around 7 am, but can’t fall asleep until at least 1 am… I’d say maybe I really only need 6 hours, but that can’t be true because I feel like shit every day. I don’t one what to do

[Anonymous No.50852668]

>>50852654
Get a blood test done,idiot
You wont get shit here

[Anonymous No.50852674]

>>50852654
do you have sleep apnea? lots of people have it. i would recommend, dont drink coffee, not drinking alcohol close to bed time, not eating close to bed time. make your room dark and cool the temperature. dont nap ever, take melatonin

[Anonymous No.50852680]

Bobo where are you?

[Anonymous No.50852687]

>>50852493
>I'm a total newfag.
So here's what you should do. Get a decent broker like TDA. Their ThinkorSwim platform is great, but it will take a while to learn. Lump sum all your available money into VOO or VTI. These are Vanguard ETF's and have the lowest costs. VOO tracks the SP 500, while VTI tracks total US market. Their performance is identical and you can't go wrong with either one. On average, you can expect around 10% yearly returns. You never sell this no matter what happens. This is your early retirement. Add money each month with money you can afford from your job (known as dollar cost averaging). Use a compound interest calculator to figure out your progress.

As for trading, youtube and investopedia are your friends. Search TA (technical analysis) and FA (fundamental analysis). Go down the rabbit hole. You can use ThinkorSwim to paper trade (trade with fake money) and try new ideas. It will take you a couple years to "get good" so don't get discouraged. The vast majority of people can't beat the market (10% gains a year). Use margin or add funds so you can trade with real money once you get your strategy down. Don't give up, and don't buy meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.50852691]

>>50852398
It's been every 7 years for 60 years except for 2015 which was on purpose and why schemittah will start the great reset off this year.

[Anonymous No.50852692]

>>50852680
It's dumping,next week.Mumu

[Anonymous No.50852706]

>>50852493
Do not do what people here tell you. Most of them are not successful traders, and the ones who are are also stupid enough to lose everything in two or three decisions.

[Anonymous No.50852710]

>>50852493
Read the links nigger

[Anonymous No.50852711]

4360 shit and piss will be a good short

[Anonymous No.50852713]

>>50852687
>invest in boomer shit
>decades later
>one leg in grave
>hurr durr I'm rich now

[Anonymous No.50852727]

>>50852713
point taken. that said, infinitely better than being old and poor.

[Anonymous No.50852729]

>>50852713
How's that soxl treating ya?

[Anonymous No.50852730]

>>50852668
Blood test for what?
>>50852674
I don’t think I have that… my problem is falling asleep, not staying asleep. Room is cool, and I wear a sleep mask so it’s extra dark. I don’t drink much, only a little on the weekends. I don’t drink caffeine after noon… without it though I’d be non functional… though I have tried caffeine fats for a few weeks in the past, but it made by difference. I was tired all day, but still wide awake when I tried to go to bed

[Anonymous No.50852734]

>>50852713
Yes. Invest in boomer shit (which outperforms 99% of fags here). Let that shit grow while he works on trading strategies. At which point he should have enough to trade on margin alone. If he can't find a strategy then he'll be fine as well.

[Anonymous No.50852751]

>>50852730
well it could be that, when you do fall asleep your sleep quality is poor because of sleep apnea causing you to not go into the deepest part of rem sleep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQd5M8kYiNk if you unironically sleep enough hours, and still are tired, it could really be apnea

[Anonymous No.50852754]

>>50852730
>blood test for what
a hormone might be fucking you up
Such as cortisol or the other one that you're brain produces before sleep

[Anonymous No.50852755]

>>50852729
>soxl
I did good the first half of this year shorting shit&piss on 20x lev thanks for asking

[Anonymous No.50852780]

>>50852729
Dude, SOXL absolutely crushed the S&P500 and even the Nasdaq for the last 5 years. Obviously it's not a buy, hold and forget kind of deal like buying SPY or MSCI world or something, but it definitely was and still is an incredible tool for more risky plays. Especially if you bought in the last months.

[Anonymous No.50852816]

>>50852780
>crushed the s6p500
Well not that much of a feat honestly

[Anonymous No.50852830]

I am aping into BBBY at the opening bell.

Haven't seen this much meme euphoria since GME

[Anonymous No.50852889]

>>50850865
>Monkypox. Is. Not. Covid.

its not indeed. Its one was a flu one causes ugly sores and scars on faces of vain people.
Covid spread quick, mpox spreads slow. But its still spreading. Cases continuing to 4x every month.
We dont need covid panic and locl downs yo profit, indeed quite the opposite, yhe more benin this seems, the more it will spread, the more it spreads, the more it will be impossible to eradicate. The more every hospital and pharmacy will need to keep a supply of TPOXX on hand. Why contain it?

[Anonymous No.50852906]

>>50851161
>in this world anymore

it wont be that bad anon. a few hundred million, probably in jurisdictions that cant afford tpoxx. Supposedly 3 billion peole will be infected, I plan on that not being me.

[Anonymous No.50852919]

>>50851616
ya every msm outlet is shilling for us. feels good to b on the winning team for once, now Inrealize why vaxxies were so happy about covid.. they were on the side of globohomo.
Hail Klaus, hail blackrock, hail the biomedical tyanny.

[Anonymous No.50852923]

>>50852780
>Dude, SOXL absolutely crushed the S&P500 and even the Nasdaq for the last 5 years.
You're comparing a 3X ETF to an underlying ETF. SOXL has outperformed UPRO over the past 5 years. But TQQQ has outperformed SOXL by 70% over that span.

[Anonymous No.50852943]

>>50852691
Why did it not happen in 2015? I refuse to believe the market is THAT simple, if it was this easy boomers that knew about it would have been able to dodge every recession and make absurd gains.

[Anonymous No.50852951]

>>50852923
you are right..but you mustve looked at a 5yr chart of both, the peak of soxl was wayy higher than tqqq. i think its just cause semis got hit way harder recently due to recession fears

[Anonymous No.50852953]

What's the bull thesis?

Market dumps next year?

[Anonymous No.50852964]

>>50852923
That's probably because SOXL crashed harder than TQQQ in the last couple of months during the bear market. Otherwise the underlying non-leveraged semiconductor ETFs S M H and SOXX would have lost to Nasdaq, but they greatly outperformed it every year for the last 5 years.

[Anonymous No.50852965]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50852975]

pls SIGA bros I need this..

[Anonymous No.50852989]

>>50850936
All well and good depending on your social credit score. Have to win a lottery to actually get issued a license plate for any vehicle you buy.

[Anonymous No.50853073]

>>50852975
dont worry sisga sissie the Trusted News Network is shilling for us. EUA in a month or two once its had a chance to spread.

[Anonymous No.50853099]

>>50853073
>brave
>duckduckgo

[Anonymous No.50853102]

>>50853073
kek. time magazine is on our side. gee it feels good to be ok the winning team.
Anyone member playig CS how much it sucked to be on the shitty team? getting mashed by the tean led by some pro gaymer and maybe a hacker? I member. Ive just switched teams to the team with the hacker. feels good man. Wish id made the move sooner rather than trying to fight the machine for the last two years

[Anonymous No.50853106]

>>50853099
the duck is fake and gay yes, but brave... no good? pretty sure brendan eich is /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.50853133]

>>50852953
>What's the bull thesis?
Everything is fucked but market can be pumped right now because the Fed has some difficult decisions coming up. Therefore pump. Media and the fucking government can fuck with the definition of recession all they want but it's coming and everybody knows it. I don't expect the rally to make it to ATH and I don't think June was the ultimate low. We'll see.

[Anonymous No.50853170]

>>50853106
Brave is excellent. Dont buy bat.

[Anonymous No.50853184]

>>50852953
The bull thesis is that despite the fed raiding rates to 3.5, treasuries wont follow because the fed will cut a little after 3.5 because recession starts and inflation falls

[WSB No.50853213]

>>50851419
(((They))) have NEVER worked for free snd someone WILL buy 4chan.

[Anonymous No.50853300]

>only up 1% in pm
It's over SOXL bros

[Anonymous No.50853331]

>>50848475
I have a buncha money on a 0% apr BoA creddy card does that mean I won't have to pay it back

[Anonymous No.50853343]

>>50853170
NTA, Bravechad here, never bought BAT and I do have my ads set to max and I do have my contributions on, thats how BAT is supposed to work

[Anonymous No.50853353]

>>50853343
based and decentralize pilled.

[Anonymous No.50853370]

>>50852943
2015 was a jubilee year. Just looked it up on Wikipedia. The market is literally that simple anon.

[Anonymous No.50853371]

>inflation drops to zero
>'this is the start of a new bull market!'
>It's later revealed that this is because of cratering consumer demand
>Like every other time
>Market dumps

The market is not this stupid surely?

[Anonymous No.50853396]

>>50853371
It is.
All in SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.50853402]

>>50853370
Is this why Buffett's net worth by age chart literally only dipped ONE shemitah and after that he coincidentally dodged every other one?

[Anonymous No.50853425]

are you guys hedged? bullish or bearish for sept/nov? time to get bullish on vix or too early?

[Anonymous No.50853470]

Which indicators are the most important for an "investor"

[Anonymous No.50853509]

>>50853402
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmita
Read the section on heter mechira. It was literally thought of by Rabbi Krook. They pay a non Jew to help them cheat God. I'm extremely bearish after reading this. I'm really going to go cash gang tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50853524]

>>50853371
imagine thinking logic works in this market. What era are we in? 2006?

[Anonymous No.50853530]

Is ubisoft a bad company?

[Anonymous No.50853597]

OMG! NEW ROCKER VID!

[Anonymous No.50853603]

>>50853530
yes

[Anonymous No.50853607]

>>50853597
False alarm no hot stock tips, just gay shit.

[Anonymous No.50853627]

interesting

[Anonymous No.50853636]

>>50853470
buying low consistently

[Anonymous No.50853638]

>>50853133
i wonder if we end up in a recession the next couple of years but the stock market doesnt show it.

[Anonymous No.50853655]

Yo fathands, I'll let you keep scoopsies if you let me get the /smg/ passable traps at the /smg/ make it orgy

[Anonymous No.50853675]

Is he right? How fucked are my AMD shares right now?

[Anonymous No.50853685]

>>50850700
Why did white people do this?

[WSB No.50853695]

>>50853685
>No shirt
You just know.

[Anonymous No.50853703]

>>50851356
What are they dragging their fucking feet for. Grant that EUA fucking now!

[Anonymous No.50853710]

>>50852491
Just check majority of indexes, stock from 2021 November/December how much did they drop?

50%++++ for majority, other than oil/gas companies.

The moment /biz/ goes full bobo/mumu it's time to go calls/puts/take profits/buy in. Inflation peaked interest rate is near max for this year. What's more likely another 30% drop on or 30%+ pump?

[Anonymous No.50853711]

>>50850777
Checked and i hate geese

[Anonymous No.50853718]

>>50850777
I was expecting her to get obliterated by a car or something.

[Anonymous No.50853719]

>>50850777
check'd and basegoosed

[Anonymous No.50853734]

Fuck it I'm throwing 50k at BBBY on the opening bell.

[Anonymous No.50853744]

>>50850777
every time i see a bunch of canadian geese just chillin' and poopin' all over the place like a bunch of assholes, i fantasize about having a license that allows me to legally walk up to those fuckers with a baseball bat and steel toed boots and just beat them all to death. you ever get that feeling? unironically pic related but for geese.

[Anonymous No.50853755]

thats a big boy

[Anonymous No.50853784]

>>50853710
>Inflation peaked interest rate is near max for this year.
LOL

[Anonymous No.50853809]

>>50853734
I am throwing in my last 500 in. Let's get it my nigger

[Anonymous No.50853818]

>>50853371
This is my first recession where I am keeping up with the news so the emotional rollercoaster is a brand new experience for me

[Anonymous No.50853852]

>>50850768
car go too fast, then car go too slow

[Anonymous No.50853860]

>>50850677
https://www.bizjournals.com/portland/news/2022/08/10/monkeyypox-treatment-siga-technologies.html

good press everyday for SIGA

[Anonymous No.50853885]

>>50853860
Didn't seem to make much of a fucking difference the last few days. 26mil in new procurement orders from the US government and an endless stream of nothing but good news? Better tank the price 10% and then continue bleeding for the rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.50854010]

some cuk needs to bake

[Anonymous No.50854045]

>>50853885
You faggots deserve this. So sure of yourself like the GME fags. Congratz to your dead capital

[Anonymous No.50854056]

>>50854045
>completely ignoring the point of the post
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.50854078]

>>50853860
smart money is patient anon You are embarrassing the siga sisters with this attitude.

[Anonymous No.50854084]

>>50854076
>>50854076
>>50854076
NEW

[Anonymous No.50854538]

>>50850865
fuck off mouthbreather, covid was nothingburger

[Anonymous No.50854599]

>>50853675
He's right. but the that's not taken into account the irrationality of markets. If crypto go back up, so will Nvidia, amd etc. So long story short, Semi are not good for an investment, but potentially good for short term trading
>t. backend tool supplier for fab

[Anonymous No.50855167]

>>50850651
>why share with us this secret?

Its part of their satanic mentality, they always advertise their crimes before they commit them as a representation of their power and control