/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.50845714]

it's our time soon

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Live financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

previously on /smg/ >>50844160

[Anonymous No.50845729]

fuck bobos

[Anonymous No.50845742]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50845750]

Bobos? More like HOBOS, haha, get it? Because they're homeless after buying puts yesterday.

[Anonymous No.50845753]

>>50845714
>it's our time soon
Uh....... no it's not
Wtf kind of delusional bullshit is this op?

[Anonymous No.50845761]

tell the ceo of AMD to lower the price below $95, now

[Anonymous No.50845763]

>>50845714
holding 1500 SOXS overnight cost average of 38.70
am i gonna make it or what?

[Anonymous No.50845777]

>>50845763
You know the CHIPS act passed, right?

[Anonymous No.50845780]

>>50845763
what's the other choice sell for a giga loss?

[Anonymous No.50845786]

>>50845763
i hope you do but only because i want to buy SOXL as low as possible

[Anonymous No.50845792]

>>50845763
I'm sorry anon

[Anonymous No.50845816]

Why did Fink sell
Only bearish thing so far

[Anonymous No.50845820]

>>50845777
You know as the economy slows there is most likely going to be a glut and the CHIPS bill doesn't really make semi earnings better, right? You guys understand what drives prices, right?

[Anonymous No.50845835]

>they bet against the mouse

[Anonymous No.50845836]

>>50845820
>what drives prices
inflation? It's got what prices crave....

[Anonymous No.50845837]

>>50845816
trimming and rebalancing to a different sector

[Anonymous No.50845838]

>>50845816
What did he sell? Sauce

[Anonymous No.50845841]

>>50845820
Keep playing armchairman of the reserves. I’ll be here being right and understanding why you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.50845857]

>>50845816
he's always selling, thats what people with billions inside of a company do. if selling is a bearish signal you should stay away from every IPO ever

[Anonymous No.50845864]

>>50845841
good comeback tbqh

[Anonymous No.50845875]

>>50845780
yes
i have sell first thing in the am anyway before schwab sends his goons to break my legs over the 30grand i borrowed to stupidly gamble on letfs

[Anonymous No.50845893]

>>50845875
I TOLD YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SCHWAB SWAT TEAM

[Anonymous No.50845899]

>>50845875
I'm deep red too. I feel for you- Lets pray tonight ask god to give us the wisdom and courage to make the right decision.

[Anonymous No.50845905]

My portfolio is a conservative 100% MEGL

no, really

[Anonymous No.50845906]

>>50845816
he literally does it every year, although it is more this year
maybe he's buying extra underage sex slaves to treat himself in 2022 for such a great job that he did

[Anonymous No.50845933]

Oil bros...... Inflation came in cool..... You know what means right, we can go back up since the economys strong lmao hahah

[Anonymous No.50845949]

I should have bought more Netflix :/

[Anonymous No.50845953]

>>50845933
Everything is so fucking expensive. Mission accomplished?

[Anonymous No.50845954]

>>50845933
Lumber's way ahead of you on that one. Copper too kek.

[Anonymous No.50845969]

You feel that dont you?
Mumus are getting really cocky
I know what happens next.

[Anonymous No.50845981]

>>50845969
gaysex?

[Anonymous No.50845985]

>>50845933
>>50845954
Winter is going to be ugly imo. Food supply and energy.

[Anonymous No.50845994]

>>50845969
another 12 year bull market?

[Anonymous No.50846006]

>>50845969
neon green days again confirmed
thanks bobo

[Anonymous No.50846021]

god damn is there a lot of bobo copium posts today

[Anonymous No.50846033]

Alright the bear market is over. I missed the June bottom because I believed it would do. Retest and it never happened. The market is gonna keep going up till end of year. I'm just gonna keep buying Calls then adding to my long positions. I'm still salty about missing the bottom in June when I was expecting it to do a back test that never happened. I'll just keep buying Calls at the daily low, selling at the daily high, then using the profits to add to my upro bulz tqqq soxl longs. Maybe my aapu and tsll longs too. This fucking sucks but I don't see SPY going back down for cheap at 360 again. It's over I missed the bottom.

[Anonymous No.50846041]

Now let me get this straight. The 2Y10YS is almost as inverted as the dotcom bubble, credit card balanced are at their highest in over 20 years, we're gapping up every day, and we're trading at 1/3 the daily volume, and I'm supposed to believe this is legit?

[Anonymous No.50846042]

>>50846021
Bearish on future != Bearish on past

Pigs get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.50846043]

>>50845816
>only bearish thing so far
you mean other than the most transparent, blatant lying in recent memory?

[Anonymous No.50846054]

>>50846041
sorry i was too busy larping as a cow moomooing in my apartment to read your post can you repeat that

[Anonymous No.50846060]

>>50845714
Die bobo

[Anonymous No.50846062]

Ok guys I'm going to go play some Fall Guys. Please don't post anything funny while I'm gone, thanks.

[Anonymous No.50846067]

>>50845835
do NOT fuck with the mouse
(cult of penew nekhet)

[Anonymous No.50846081]

>>50846041
The prices are real. I've gotten easy fills as I slowly sell down my positions.

[Anonymous No.50846093]

>>50845954
Stop saying "kek" every 10 seconds reddit newfag

[Anonymous No.50846101]

why is everybody so gung-ho about predicting the future of the market direction when its almost possible. i do it too but its kinda senseless and useless.

[Quick Muslim Prayer To Help Fix The Market No.50846104]

https://voca.ro/1RfPoGwPptvy

Please face Meccah while listening

[Anonymous No.50846108]

Fed still saying they want 3.5%. I dont think it will stop equities from rising but some more rate hikes on stable still.

[Anonymous No.50846110]

>>50846062
>Fall Guys
Tower of Fantasy launches in 2 hours. Don't miss it.

[Anonymous No.50846113]

mouse enjoyers we did it! you did get DIS calls right fren?

[Quick Muslim Prayer To Help Fix The Market No.50846119]

Would anyone like me to do a dua (prayer) for VIX?

[Anonymous No.50846122]

>>50846033
top signal

[Anonymous No.50846137]

>>50845714
You had your time for the first half of this year. Fuck off now until 3 or 4 months of 2024 where you get your next dub. I miss having a green folio.

[Anonymous No.50846142]

>>50846033
Yup Im closing my longs now

[Anonymous No.50846145]

I made some good bread today.

[Anonymous No.50846152]

anyone else doing drugs tonight? i'm thinking 3 alcohols and 2 weeds before i change into my nighttime diaper

[Anonymous No.50846157]

I fucking told you. BMBL puts. I warned you. You didn't listen. You didn't learn.

[Anonymous No.50846176]

>>50846104
Wow so powerful. I'm literally shaking right now

[Anonymous No.50846183]

>>50846043
Sorry anon there was no lying. The definition of "lying" is quite fluid, so instead they commited Linguistic Easing.

[Anonymous No.50846184]

>>50846145
Nice loaves anon. I'm baking bread as we speak.

[Quick Muslim Prayer To Help VIX In A Few Months No.50846187]

Allāhumma a’innī ’alā zikrika wa syukrika wa ḥusni convexity ‘ibādatik

Yā Muqallibal-qulūbi, vomma thabbit qalbī 'alā dīnik.

Allāhumma inni a'ūzu bika min OTM convexity 'azābi jahannam, wa min pre-hedged'azābil-qabr, wa min fitnatil-mahyā wal-mamāt, wa min syarri fitnatil-masīhil-dajjāl.

https://voca.ro/1nfKfHpyil7w

[Anonymous No.50846191]

>>50845933

Checked and yes Oil can easily go back to $100-$120.

[Anonymous No.50846196]

>>50845994
Line ONLY goes up

[Anonymous No.50846198]

Bros I made decent money today but my qt Latina gf is still at work and I'm super horny. Just want her to come home right now so I can go to town on her.

What do I do?

[Anonymous No.50846206]

Ho hum another day. This time though hey green rained down upon me.. Also my 401k contribution hike kicks in this month so even more green shall rain down over the coming decades.

[Anonymous No.50846210]

>>50846145
get a lame

[Anonymous No.50846215]

>>50846152
I get pretty high on the nugz but am going for a month without alcohol. Week 3 right now.
Feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.50846222]

Will UVXY ever go back up?

[Anonymous No.50846223]

>>50846198
get 2 gf

[Anonymous No.50846231]

>>50846198

[Anonymous No.50846234]

>>50846104
Stock market is haram, brother

[Anonymous No.50846237]

>>50846206
post balances or begone boomer

[Anonymous No.50846244]

Why. Don't. You. Ever. Listen.

[Anonymous No.50846246]

>>50846222
I don't think so. The only thing that I haven't figured out yet is if I want to ride my calls to zero, average down, roll them out or just cut my losses

[Anonymous No.50846260]

>>50846196
>black monday
KEK

[Anonymous No.50846268]

There are people in this very thread, at this very moment, who shorted the S&P below 3,900. One wonders how they even learned how to work a computer or dress themselves.

[Anonymous No.50846281]

>it’s the American dream!
>renting is for idiots who don’t want to own real responsibilities

[Anonymous No.50846282]

>>50846210
I just got one and used it on this pair for the first time. I dont have the scoring technique down yet but this is my 4th bake and im pretty proud of it.
>>50846184
thanks, heres the crumb too. shit was so good I ate almost 1/4 of it just fresh. Gonna impress some qt with homemade baguettes with cheese/wine date.

[Anonymous No.50846299]

>>50846282
Does it taste better? No offense but it just looks like normal white bread?

[Anonymous No.50846311]

>>50846299
You never had homemade fresh bread?

[Anonymous No.50846312]

>>50846282
popping dough in the freezer for 15 min before the oven will make the dough "skin" easier to cut cleanly, especially if it's high hydration. flouring it also works. good crumb for 4th bake. keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.50846314]

>>50846299
there is nothing like fresh warm bread, so it is better than anything that isnt fresh bread.

[Anonymous No.50846320]

>>50846145
Nice bread anon
>>50846299
You cannot beat homemade bread fresh out of the oven, it's fucking incredible.

[Anonymous No.50846321]

>>50846314
have you fucked fresh warm bread before?

[Anonymous No.50846341]

>>50846321
is that how they discovered doughnuts?

[Anonymous No.50846345]

>>50846311
I barely eat carbs anymore. I’m a fashion model wagie so I basically starve.

[Anonymous No.50846348]

>>50846321
>have you fucked fresh warm bread before?

[Anonymous No.50846352]

>>50846281
fucking retard deserves it for building so close to trees then. Doubly deserves it if he didn't have insurance for a fat payout

[Anonymous No.50846365]

>>50846321
no but i did fuck a whole loaf of prime rib once. it was pretty loose

[Anonymous No.50846385]

fresh, warm bread? better than pussy bro

[Anonymous No.50846399]

I can't believe there were actually people in /smg/ last night saying we were going to dump today. lmao bears are so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.50846409]

>>50846345
My wife is a master baker. Fresh out of the oven, covered in butter and garlic salt is amazing. Then each slice is coated in real butter. It's top 10 of the best things to shove in your mouth. My great grandma and her mom and her mom all used a secret bread recipe that my wife got a hold of. No one on this planet truly knows what the best bread is.

[Anonymous No.50846411]

>>50846244
The first time we listened, some pajeet shilled CRBP, and thus, we learned

[Anonymous No.50846417]

bros my bread machine is in the mail by this time next week i will be waking up to bury my face in hot wet fresh warm bread every single fucking day

>>50846409
share recipe or else

[Anonymous No.50846425]

I haven't seen this anon post in over a week. last time I saw him he was down to 70k, he must be down to like 40k by now

[Anonymous No.50846435]

>>50846425
lol i remember that
ooooooof

[Anonymous No.50846439]

>>50846425
He roped

[Anonymous No.50846472]

>>50846041
Inverted curves arent a sign for recession when we are finally out of a 40 year bond bull market and the fed is raising rates to normalize again.

[Anonymous No.50846479]

>>50846425
what happened here?

[Anonymous No.50846480]

>>50846425
Oh no he lost pocket change

[Anonymous No.50846493]

>>50846417
you really dont need a bread machine and it kinda takes the fun out of it imo. SO FAR at least.
My mother had a bread machine growing up though, it is pretty convenient.
>>50846425
big oof. he absolutely is self medicating right now.
>>50846320
>>50846312
thx bros. I think im going to try pizza dough next
I made some figurative bread too. honest days work

[Anonymous No.50846497]

>>50846472
yea that's why the bond market is pricing in 3 rate cuts for next year?

[Anonymous No.50846500]

>>50845835
better unload those soon

[Anonymous No.50846547]

>>50845763
I have been holding SOXL over many nights. By the sheer will of my consistency you will not beat me

[Anonymous No.50846560]

>>50846497
Yeah because the fed said we are normalized right here. They will rise further to break inflation then cut in 2023 once inflation is done.

[Anonymous No.50846572]

>>50846493
making pizza dough is easy (just make sure it has a night in the fridge), stretching it without knowing how is a bit different story. i watched a lot of videos and while this one's quality isn't the best, the technique is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtAeKM_f2WU

[Anonymous No.50846589]

>>50846425
Kek also that volga hurricane convexity SPX hidden tigers guy was in here yesterday telling us we should be buying call spreads on VIX. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.50846599]

All this debt normies have scares me bros. What happens when Brandon cancels student debt and all the normoids just stop paying their, car, home, personal ans CC debts either out of jealousy or genuine belief that they can ignore them and someone will make them go away. We live in a debt based economy. What happens when people stop paying?

[Anonymous No.50846600]

>>50846589
The farty ponies will rise up again...

[Anonymous No.50846602]

>>50846417
Then it wouldn't be a secret ;)

[Anonymous No.50846609]

Cowen analyst Boris Peaker stated in his research note: “the new FDA actions were “neutral to positive” for Bavarian Nordic’s shares, despite the stretching of doses. Bavarian Nordic’s business is based largely on selling doses to government stockpiles for use in the event of a smallpox outbreak…U.S. stockpiling plans are highly unlikely to change as a result of the authorization.”

I am more and more convinced that the CDC and FDA know that JYNNEOS dose-sparing won’t work but they fear what we have known that monkeypoop is about to explode and dose-sparing is to prevent mass hysteria until they have tens of million in JYNNEOS and TPOXX at the ready. The CDC and FDA have completely failed.

[Anonymous No.50846615]

>>50846609
too many words in this post
keep it simple

[Anonymous No.50846622]

>>50846493
>you really dont need a bread machine and it kinda takes the fun out of it imo. SO FAR at least.
Smug bread poster

[Anonymous No.50846625]

Gold gave back all its gains today. That’s a bad sign momos

[Anonymous No.50846634]

>>50846589
I bought some just for fun

[Anonymous No.50846651]

can you imagine if next CPI comes in good too? then for the fed meeting in september powel will leave rates untouched. imagine bros.. haha

[Anonymous No.50846656]

>>50846615
the CDC and FDA know that JYNNEOS dose-sparing won’t work but they fear what we have known that monkeypoop is about to explode and dose-sparing is to prevent mass hysteria

[Anonymous No.50846658]

>>50846625
moo

[Anonymous No.50846664]

Cashchads report in, anything tempting you?

[Anonymous No.50846669]

>>50846599
>What happens when people stop paying?
Nothing. Everything has become so delusional i actually believe mass nonpayment if debts will cause literally nothing to happen. There arent enough repo people to take EVERYONE's stuff, and evem if you tried, people would get angry enough that repomen start getting shot. At this point o say we tighten up debt rates to make lending harder and have 7 year jubilee debt forgiveness rituals

[Anonymous No.50846672]

>>50846602
dont wrry bro i wont tell just slide it in my dms

>>50846493
>you really dont need a bread machine
i'm lazy and i want to wake up to warm bread with minimal effort. I NEED the machine

[Anonymous No.50846678]

All these gains and no one to share them with.

[Anonymous No.50846691]

>>50846651
Their entire goal is to eliminate wealth from the bottom 99%. As long as you play their game you may just have a shot of being able to afford meat in the latter half of this decade. Those who continue to spend frivolously have no idea how bad it will get

[Anonymous No.50846705]

>>50846560
so then the 10Y would have to rise even further than 3.5 which is what you're suggesting. So the lows aren't in.

[Anonymous No.50846712]

>bought TQQQ around the bottom
>Didn't think about it, just blindly DCAed the past 3 months
>Now half switched to VIX
>Intend to fully switch by September

The recession hasn't happened yet.
Employment has to go down and when it does it will take the market with it.
Historically there has never been a controlled unloading of the labour market, it always ends the same way.

[Anonymous No.50846714]

>>50846599
>What happens when people stop paying?
Globohomo opens up a bounty on you and The Coca Cola Company kicks in your door and harvests your organs as payment. Any female relatives will be sold into sex slavery.

[Anonymous No.50846715]

>>50846678
bro come share the gains with me we can go shoot a moose buy me a helicopter we'll mow down caribou with a machine gun and rape whores in the city on the weekend

[Anonymous No.50846716]

>>50846223
I don't want another gf I just want my qt Latina gf to come home right now.
>>50846231
Nope you're wrong.
>>50846425
Theta is smacking this bitch to hell

[Anonymous No.50846721]

>>50846678
That back fat

[Anonymous No.50846736]

>>50846104
Kek

[Anonymous No.50846737]

anyone have some advice for not hyperventilating while thinking about stocks all day every day
thanks in advance

[Anonymous No.50846740]

I moved to the city so now I often see women around town. Some are even attractive. But even I know you can't just walk up and start talking to one. It's worse than never seeing them. They're so close yet farther away than ever.

[Anonymous No.50846743]

>>50846716

[Anonymous No.50846749]

>>50846716
>katana by the door

[[e-mail] No.50846760]

[Anonymous No.50846768]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50846772]

>>50846705
Not necessarily. 3.5% is about where the bond market priced in the top would be. Fed wants 3-4% so thats about there. The shorter termed bonds will have their yields climb.

[Anonymous No.50846776]

>>50846768
>spy -0.05%
bearbros...... we won.

[Anonymous No.50846795]

>>50846740
>you can't just walk up and start talking to one
uhh you can if you're hot or if you're fuckin funny

[Anonymous No.50846806]

So with cpi now priced in,What's next?
Next meeting is happening next month
Anything relevant until then?

[Anonymous No.50846807]

NTDOY continuing to look like crap with no new console or Zelda in sight

[Anonymous No.50846808]

>>50846678
i wonder if i can pay a stripper to say that to me for some xanax pills

[Anonymous No.50846819]

>>50846740
They do autistic shit to get your attention. That's how you know you're supposed to talk to them.

[Anonymous No.50846831]

>>50846599
The debt reset is part of the "you will own nussink", dingus. They won't get it for free.

[Anonymous No.50846835]

>>50846740
>I know you can't just walk up and start talking to one
not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.50846841]

NO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE PUMPING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50846853]

>NASD-ACK back in a bull market
lol

[Anonymous No.50846864]

>>50846664
I went short EUR long USD x5 for some reason today. Not sure if this was a good idea

[Anonymous No.50846867]

>>50846835
>Cold approach a girl
>She calls for help the moment you speak
What now mr positive attitude?

[Anonymous No.50846883]

>>50846772
>Fed wants 3-4%
They don't. They want inflation to be reigned in. That could mean well over 4% fed funds rate

[Anonymous No.50846892]

>>50846867
>Hi, do you know about munkeypox?
>Its because of gaysex.
>I am an expert in gaysex because I invest in stocks that deal with it
>Check out my options
Its that easy

[Anonymous No.50846905]

>>50846883
>They want inflation to be reigned in. That could mean well over 4% fed funds rate
Theyve indicated these are the same things. 3-4% will tame it. So they say for now. But inflation was flat this past month. Its possible they dont need to raise much more.

[Anonymous No.50846915]

Acey said VIX will pump 10% tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50846924]

>>50846892
Nah,most zoomers girls ive met have only if heard of crypto,theyre not interested in stocks or finance whatsover,Unless you're referring to dickgirls

[Anonymous No.50846938]

>this after hours tanking

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.50846941]

>>50846924
You’re 100% right.
t. zoomer wammen

[Anonymous No.50846954]

>>50846915
Acey is always right 100% and very intelligent my favorite investor the best ever better than warren buffet. No idea who he is

[Anonymous No.50846958]

>>50846941
post bussy

[Anonymous No.50846967]

>>50846941
post septum piercing or gtfo

[Anonymous No.50846984]

where is pajeet, why the fuck did you tell us to buy vix calls? they are already worthless

[Anonymous No.50846993]

this better make it for me

[Anonymous No.50846997]

>>50846198
Get a rub and tug in the meantime

[Anonymous No.50847008]

>>50846993

[Anonymous No.50847022]

>>50846740
There are gorgeous women everywhere where I work, you have to interact with them as well.
At first I enjoyed the novelty of it, but you get used to it pretty quickly.
And the end of the day both parties are going to forget the interaction withing like 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.50847031]

>>50846993
>QQQ
>SOXL
>TQQQ
>VTSAX
based

[Anonymous No.50847030]

>>50846905
>Theyve indicated these are the same things. 3-4% will tame it. So they say for now. But inflation was flat this past month. Its possible they dont need to raise much more.
The absolute state of this general. The moment oil and commodities rise again CPI will make fresh highs. Do you even look at the data? CPI once again indicates that inflation is broadening out and getting sticky. They need to hammer the economy in order to get wages and service inflation under control

>>50846938
>tanking
Seriously this shit is getting hilarious. Since fucking when is -2% considered to be "tanking"?

[Anonymous No.50847056]

>>50846740
Why can’t you? I do that all the time.

[Anonymous No.50847066]

What do you have open, bros

[Anonymous No.50847074]

Wait,the media unironically called the bear market to have ended,why would they do that?

[Anonymous No.50847075]

>>50846905
lol. this was actually an insightful post, not because it was an intelligent post, but because it gave me a glimpse into the eternal bulltard's mind

[Anonymous No.50847077]

>>50846997
I don't want to do. I want to be 'fully charged' if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.50847079]

>>50846915
I don't know about 10%, but it does seem artificially low when there's a war in Europe and some euros are gonna freeze to death if it isn't over before this winter. Maybe that's bullish and priced in but I don't know anymore.

[Anonymous No.50847082]

>>50847066
Longs only.

[Anonymous No.50847109]

>>50847074
Because they caught on to us inversing them

[Anonymous No.50847118]

>>50845835
you're still going to lose money due to IV crush

[Anonymous No.50847120]

>>50847075
he's right though

[Anonymous No.50847121]

>>50847066
DIS calls

[Anonymous No.50847129]

Four digit account owner, my single call printed today :)

[Anonymous No.50847131]

Crash is still going to happen

you have a second chance to sell

[Anonymous No.50847137]

I slept in, did the Nasdaq crash?

[Anonymous No.50847139]

>>50847030
>oil and commodities rise again CPI will make fresh highs
Why would they? Each month more supply is coming online as bottlenecks get broken.
>>50847075
Bobos always overstate how bad things are. Evergrande, china war, etc. Same tired stuff.

[Anonymous No.50847151]

>If we don't count food increase then CPI is down last month

[Anonymous No.50847155]

Cashgang missed the bottom. I bet you refused to buy in 2020 too?

>20% off is not enough for you

And you call *us* Jews? LMAO

[Anonymous No.50847159]

>>50847120
he's not.
Keeping inflation high is a death sentence. The Fed knows this. The kikes manipulating the fed knows this.

[Anonymous No.50847160]

>>50847131
>>50847137
we are crashing upwards my dudes

[Anonymous No.50847166]

>>50847131
We gaan.

[Anonymous No.50847171]

>>50847155
This. 70% of bobos are just bulls who went into cash and are seething they didnt buy back in.
>>50847159
The fed will get inflation down with 3-4%. They dont need more than that imo. Its not going to be down to 2% target until 2023. So if its flat now, then its likely back down by end of 2023. As it slides down they will cut rates.

[Anonymous No.50847189]

>>50847031
i should probably sell the QQQ and move it into TQQQ, just to make it look less messy. those shares came from a very old IRA when I rolled everything over

>>50847008
you mad about me making gains or...?

[Anonymous No.50847197]

Yea.. we're back.

Back on our way to ww3 that is

[Anonymous No.50847203]

>8.5% is bullish
So what would happen if it comes out any higher by next month?

[Anonymous No.50847220]

I'm betting heavily on Sebulba.

[Anonymous No.50847226]

>>50846678
The slick spic in the background knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.50847228]

>>50847171
>imo
Opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.50847229]

>>50847203
>were are now at X%=0

Inflation is a third world problem you chum

[Anonymous No.50847230]

>>50847197
come on china
>bang bang bang
lets score some fakken goals

[Anonymous No.50847233]

>>50847155
>he doesn't know about the month known as september
There's always something on discount in YHWH's month.

[Anonymous No.50847245]

>>50847228
Cope bobo. You missed the bottom by being a midwit.

[Anonymous No.50847250]

>>50847230
I'm literally a deer in headlights. I don't know whether to hold or to sell SOXL. If my covered calls go in the money and I have to sell for $26 (my avg $30) then I'll split the proceeds and diversify more often.

I think people are wrong about SOXL. The haters are. Shit's going up. I just should have swung it. Anyone swinging SOXL on these 10-20% days is a Chad maneuverer.

[Anonymous No.50847252]

>>50847220
How the FUCK did Lucas get away with that character?

[Anonymous No.50847276]

So pretty much long the market till shemitah?

[Anonymous No.50847288]

>>50847252
he's an incredibly based man who unfortunately succumbed in the end

[Anonymous No.50847294]

>>50847250
I don't know what you want me to say to this. I just am waiting for China to invade Taiwan. As an INTC baggie.

[Anonymous No.50847300]

>>50847288
do you think he hit that?

[[e-mail] No.50847304]

Is this gatorade fucked up?

[Anonymous No.50847305]

I bought a bunch of XELA and REVB, can someone give me a non meme answer and tell me if they're ever going to go up and I can make a profit?

[Anonymous No.50847306]

>>50847288
What a babe

[Anonymous No.50847311]

>>50847300
yeah i think Hamill's twink ass is the only person on cast or crew who didnt get it

[Anonymous No.50847314]

>>50847203
Rape hikes are still coming sorry Goy

[Anonymous No.50847316]

>>50847294
This is bad.

[[e-mail] No.50847325]

>>50847314
RAPE DICK

[Anonymous No.50847334]

>>50847316
I know. I just don't care. I say this as an oil baggie.

[Anonymous No.50847344]

>>50847314
>0.25
>rape

[Anonymous No.50847354]

>>50847334
>oil baggie
how? did you buy the top? can you identify yourself and all your trades in the future so I can make sure to sell anything related that I own?

[Anonymous No.50847357]

>>50846299
Homemade bread tastes way better than storebought. It's the sort of thing where if you've never tried it, you don't know what you're missing. It would be like having only eaten McDonalds hamburgers your whole life, and then trying a really nice burger.

[Anonymous No.50847377]

>>50846196
>just be eternal bro

[Anonymous No.50847388]

>>50847354
I am net positive on my oil holdings by a longshot. I did buy some shares at the top of OXY though, that hurt. I really thought we were going to shoot past 120 per barrel and got caught in the hype.

I don't post portfolio often, but yes I am more or less open with this general when it comes to my holdings.

[Anonymous No.50847394]

>>50847171
You will learn in time how wrong you are

[Anonymous No.50847399]

>>50847388
I still think energy in general will do well over the next couple months but I sold at the top luckily. just went mega long on some out of the money calls for xle

[Anonymous No.50847411]

I have 29 years left before I can retire at 65. 15 years down, 29 more to go.

[Anonymous No.50847416]

>>50846198
Quit this larp, it's sad

[Anonymous No.50847422]

>>50847394
Inflation is 0.0% chud.

[Anonymous No.50847425]

>>50847411
Can somebody do a "if only you knew how bad things really" with this one?

[Anonymous No.50847427]

Haha stupid bobo's, we're only paying 8.5% more than last year! not youre stupid 8.7 doomdsay bullshit!!!

[Anonymous No.50847428]

>>50846282
Put raw garlic on top of it. Like straight up crush a garlic with a garlic crusher bro. Along with warm butter. The garlic will be the only thing healthy on it.

>t. de-wormer pilled

[Anonymous No.50847436]

>>50847171
>Its not going to be down to 2% target until 2023
>The fed will get inflation down with 3-4%
>3-4%
lol no, 2025 at best if they stick to those numbers

[Anonymous No.50847443]

>>50847428
bread is fine in moderation. people have been eating it for thousands of years before you keto faggots came along.

[Anonymous No.50847451]

>>50847425

[Anonymous No.50847460]

>>50847394
Doubt it. Markets have priced it all in and are pumping for that same reason. We will see. Ill be in /smg/ but im buying here.
>>50847436
What percent interest rate correlates to a change in cpi? You cant tell can you? Because it isnt. 3% could be all we need. We have flat now and not even at 3%. Good chance inflation has broken below 7% by Feb and heading down fast.

[Anonymous No.50847475]

>>50847411

[Anonymous No.50847481]

>>50847425
>>50847451
if only you knew how fine and dandy things really are

[Anonymous No.50847483]

>>50847422
thank this man /smg/

[Anonymous No.50847488]

you will never get to have cocaine fueled orgies with Leia-chan

[Anonymous No.50847494]

>>50847481
lol this

[Anonymous No.50847495]

>>50847451
How do you work a job for 30 years? Im at 4 years and im going crazy and gambling on everything to never work again. How do these people work 30 years and never get investments going or something.

[Anonymous No.50847499]

>>50847488
her daughter would be up for it

[Anonymous No.50847517]

>>50847495
the same way you didn't drop out of school

[Anonymous No.50847519]

>>50847481
Things are not fine and dandy, this has been one of my worst days in weeks... Not because of my stocks, those did really well. It's just the rest of my life is terrible and today especially so. I won't go into why, because you'll all say it's minor stuff and call me a fagot... but the minor stuff fucking accumulates over time when there's nothing positive to act as a release

[Anonymous No.50847532]

>>50847422
How
How do you fuck up good news this badly

[Anonymous No.50847535]

>>50847519
alright man just dont go shooting up a school just because you arent getting any vegene

[Anonymous No.50847540]

I'm going to file a retaliation claim against my employer. Any advice bros?

[Anonymous No.50847554]

>>50847422
holy shit he actually said this LMFAO
Varney on Fox Biz predicted biden would try this shit

[Anonymous No.50847555]

>>50847535
Don't worry, I don't own any guns. If I did, I would have shot myself years ago

[Anonymous No.50847562]

>>50847519

It's an anonymous basket weaving forum.. There's literally a board dedicated to my little pony and they probably rotate between that and the handsome men forum.

So i think you can be rest assured this IS the place to post what ever the fuck you want to get off your chest.

[Anonymous No.50847564]

>clown market is expecting a fed pivot while the job market is still hot

Efficient market my ass. They act like they are entitled to qe.

[Anonymous No.50847567]

>>50847495
You don't want to starve and be homeless do you?
Most people gave up and get stuck in the same routine until they die. Your problem is, you think you can escape this nightmare. You're here forever

[Anonymous No.50847576]

buy DIS puts
Disney Plus goes ad-supported Dec 8th

[Anonymous No.50847579]

>>50847567
here I am jerking off 3 times a day and chatting with autists on the clock. kek, wagies.

[Anonymous No.50847580]

>>50847564
If JPOW actually wanted to do something to stop inflation they would've done something earlier and more impactful than these small hikes.

[Anonymous No.50847582]

>>50847567
Its the easiest time ever to invest. No one should be poor by 40 in this day and age.

[Anonymous No.50847584]

>>50847576
>Disney Plus goes ad-supported Dec 8th
bullish

[Anonymous No.50847607]

>>50847576
>>50847584
>Pay cucks now have to watch ads
Pirate chads win again

[Anonymous No.50847611]

>>50847582
>99.99% of the worlds population is poor

[Anonymous No.50847617]

>>50847607
We've never stopped winning, brother.
t. rewatching battlestar galactica again

[Anonymous No.50847627]

>>50847607
>pirate chads win
I mean are there any good shows out there?
Havent seen a good one in years honestly

[Anonymous No.50847629]

>>50847582
Invest in what? The market is a fucking casino. If you do risk management you will never make enough to escape the cage. If you yolo, you get fucking rekt but die trying to escape. Its gambling

[Anonymous No.50847633]

I did it, bros. After 7 months, I finally got my first job.
I didn't do this so I could get a career. I did this because I am a bobo and anticipate being laid off so I can collect unemployment during the worst part of the recession.

[Anonymous No.50847636]

>>50847617
Do you media pirates just operate private basement servers or something? The files for all those movies and TV shows have to be massive.

[Anonymous No.50847641]

>>50847633
you got a job expecting and hoping to be laid off?

[Anonymous No.50847644]

>>50847633
Congrats on the job anon!

[Anonymous No.50847645]

>>50846312
I don't like this man. He has a smugness I cannot tolerate.

[Anonymous No.50847649]

>>50847636
fmovies.cc is where I go. it has much less ads than other alternatives. if you can manage a popup or two then its really pretty legit.

[Anonymous No.50847650]

melt up bros.. tomorrow is a full moon

[Anonymous No.50847654]

>>50847627
I'm watching Better Call Saul but that's not for everyone
I heard good things about Sucession, probably my next watch

[Anonymous No.50847668]

>>50847636
I've been streaming most of the time lately, but I usually delete it after watching unless it's really good then I can put it on an external hard drive.

[Anonymous No.50847669]

>>50847641
Yes. My money is drying up. When the recession is at its worst, I will need some form of income.

[Anonymous No.50847680]

>>50847650
Yep. CPI baked was so easy to conclude. SOX 4500 end of month. I’m going in on some TSLA 1050 calls. Whole market about to squeeze reallll hard just for The Feds monkee pox party end of month (Jackson Hole).

[Anonymous No.50847693]

>>50847629
Nah. Even buying QQQ/SPY works out. Its not that great but still capable of retiring by 50 with it.

[Anonymous No.50847694]

>>50847636
I pirate everything in minecraft. Just pay for a good vpn that has mexican servers and allows torrenting. Skinwalker ranch, nip tuck, the outsider, are a few shows I enjoy. Never pay for movies, music, and audio books ever again

[Anonymous No.50847696]

>>50847460
>Markets have priced it all in
lol
lmao even

I'll check back in at the end of the year. Saved some screenshots from this thread that should give us some good laughs in a few months

[Anonymous No.50847700]

>>50847627
I got the DVD's of Raymond, I'm all set

[Anonymous No.50847701]

>>50847636
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.50847728]

>>50847701
I might be. But I don't think I am wrong. I was of the impression that non-anime piracy was mostly torrents and didn't consider streaming.

[Anonymous No.50847729]

>>50847636
Zoomers don't know how to pirate

[Anonymous No.50847731]

>>50847654
Take your time watching Better Call Saul because Succession isn’t really worth watching at the moment, the show has gotten really one dimensions in the last season and I might give up on it if it stays that way.

[Anonymous No.50847740]

>>50847729
You're shitting me.

[Anonymous No.50847741]

>JUST IN: Disney passes Netflix in streaming subscribers

[Anonymous No.50847750]

>>50847741
Embarrassing!

[Anonymous No.50847754]

i have about 500 shekels to invest per week aigmi?

[Anonymous No.50847774]

>>50847636
Piracy is legal in Russia, anything on Russian servers is solid now

[Anonymous No.50847787]

>>50847774
based vodkikes

[Anonymous No.50847788]

>>50847740
I work a job that spends significant time offline and unable to connect. Zoomers have known nothing but streaming services their whole lives and struggle with simple concepts like torrents.

[Anonymous No.50847794]

>>50847774
>>50847774
*zips up tracksuit*
wtf I'm Russian now

[Anonymous No.50847797]

>>50847645
somehow you've gotten the wrong impression, dude is grounded af. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8LerObhzlE

[Anonymous No.50847815]

>artificially lower the price of oil
>car bubbles deflates
>offsets increases in food, energy, rent
OMG ZERO INFLATION FOR THE MONTH BROS! WE DID IT! TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF QE!

[Anonymous No.50847816]

>>50847788
>torrents
What a good software to get em?
Last time i heard of em,i used emule or ares

[Anonymous No.50847841]

>>50845763
No comment but I have no idea what your plan was.

>>50845777
Kek.

>>50845816
There are 80 bearish things.

[Anonymous No.50847848]

>>50847816
Pretty much any torrent software is fine. Its just a platform

[Anonymous No.50847849]

>>50847816
your ISP can still fuck you in america for downloading torrents.

[Anonymous No.50847865]

>>50847849
But before we get into all that, let's take a minute to talk about NordVPN.

[Anonymous No.50847878]

>Mfw the inevitable failure of the entire system when they can't suppress the price of oil anymore and the prices explode upwards.

It's going to be giga inflation at that point and they won't be able to hide it.
I hope they run oil prices to the ground for 6 months so I can load up on some of them before that happens.

[Anonymous No.50847879]

>>50847729
I guess we really are teenagers only once.

[Anonymous No.50847918]

>>50846993
>options on top of an already 3x levered ETF
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.50847924]

I'm going to buy 1st share of SPY at 420 and never buy any more ever again.

[Anonymous No.50847925]

YALL NIGGA got any other shit to talk about other than SIGA OR SOXL? Shill some real shit MOUTHFUCKA> Don't be a BROKE ASS NIGGA.

[Anonymous No.50847931]

>>50847728
streaming is for casuals. usenet+nzb indexer+sonarr+radarr+sabnznd+plex server if you want to impress the ladies

[Anonymous No.50847933]

New

>>50847930
>>50847930

[Anonymous No.50847952]

>>50847633
grats- random pic

[Anonymous No.50847959]

>>50847933
newfags please stop premature baking

[Anonymous No.50847962]

>>50847641
that's Chad AF

[Anonymous No.50847970]

>>50847878
>...they run oil prices to the ground for 6 months...

I think you may have something- with the SPR and all

[Anonymous No.50847972]

>>50847849
I've been downloading since the Napster days. Been downloading torrents pretty much daily for over a decade. Have never gotten a notice telling me to stop

[Anonymous No.50847986]

>>50847933
eww

[Anonymous No.50848006]

>>50847576
They're just raising price to $10.99
The current price was stupid cheap compared to netflix.

[Anonymous No.50848119]

>>50847849
My isp doesn't give a fuck. Dude who bagged over 10TB of porn,almost 8TB of films/shows,32GB of e-books,and 4TB of game isos plus maybe 1TB of software isos since the days of dial-up..(1997)

[Anonymous No.50848312]

>>50847633
Incredibly based.

[Anonymous No.50848342]

>>50847918
those are covered calls I sell at 20 delta and they are immensely profitable

[Anonymous No.50848428]

>>50847925
bvnry

[Anonymous No.50848475]

Under NDA so I can't go into detail but if you have your money in bank of america, get it out before october. Put it with a credit union or if nothing else another big bank like Chase, although other big banks may not be safe either. Whatever the case, BoA is definitely fucked come october. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.50848492]

>>50848475

[Anonymous No.50848531]

>>50848475
Meds?
True if big

[Anonymous No.50849553]

>>50848475
I have over $300 of BAC stock. Fuck. Should I sell it?!

[Anonymous No.50850142]

>>50846599
The effective money supply goes up, which means prices/inflation go up.
Bullish for markets/hard assets.

[Anonymous No.50850604]

>>50847576
I'll never invest in a company like Disney, it ain't about the money.