Let me know if this is gonna work or not

[Anonymous No.50831377]

Alright fuckers. I need money. I'm fucking hungry. This is my plan
>bought fake diploma
>hired fiver pakis to make me a fake linkedin
>hired pakis to make me a fake resume
>hired indians to make fake graphic designs
>made myself look like a real graphic artist
>gonna apply for jobs and just outsource the work to indians

Im thinking if I had three low paying jobs and I just pay the indians to do all the work for me I can make some decent side money to fund other projects. Will this work? Has anyone tried this?

[Anonymous No.50831419]

>>50831377
>every site you make looks like the same pajeet purple piece of shit
>you get sued and go to prison when unable to pay and get fucked by Jamal
Im thinking based. Honestly you should probably just do it and if you are successful at all you can turn THAT in to a legit business model and blow up from it. Or go to prison for white color fraud or some shit.

[Anonymous No.50831438]

>>50831419
>>50831419
Is it even illegal though? I can just say that the pajeet I hire is my personal paid assistant. I'm thinking if I get enough money I'll just make my own company and trick boomers into paying me directly. I think I can steal clients from the companies I work for.

>"oh you like my work, hey listen I actually have my own company and we charge way less"

or something like that.

[Anonymous No.50831446]

>>50831377
>I'm fucking hungry.
>couldve just used that $5 from fiverr to get a wendys foh foh foh

[Anonymous No.50831465]

>>50831446
I bought a $5 rotisserie chicken it should last me two days

[Anonymous No.50831530]

>>50831438
>I think I can steal clients from the companies I work for.
>>"oh you like my work, hey listen I actually have my own company and we charge way less"
>or something like that.
I think that might be called corporate espionage or some shit, also illegal. Again, I am not an attorney dude so take what I say with a grain of salt.