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>tell the urban fellows

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>>50815361
>not a double but a 7 spend

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>>50815376

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>hey Vitalik, ETH 2.0 is ready now

>> No.50816030

>>50815804
>the merge fails spectacularly
>token death spiral, eth maxis are suiciding right and left
>suddenly Emin makes a public announcement
>he reveals that minutes before the merge failure he copied Ethereum's live state and moved it over onto an EVM subnet
>it works perfectly, far exceeding all of Vitalik's predicted merge scenarios
>Vitalik, with tears in his eyes, declares the merge is saved and graciously steps down
>Emin is crowned the new King of Ethereum
>all remaining eth maxis are tokenized and sold as slave NFTs
>the Kali Yuga is declared officially over as avaxchads lead humanity into a new golden age

>> No.50816161

>>50816030
Migrating to Avalanche would unironically solve pretty much all current problems of Effereum

>> No.50816184

>>50816161
but it wont happen yet because reasons. give it 5-10 years when subnetting is the cool thing to do and every business and country around the world are doing it.

>> No.50816928

>>50816030
>far exceeding Vitalk's merge scenarios

this would not be difficult lmao, 14 minute finality, same TPS, and no reduction in fees anticipated