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50805732 No.50805732 [Reply] [Original]

Baggie is back edition

no links (because I know you guys just put them there to bring traffic to your own websites because you're shameless shills)

stock market discussion thread

previous thread >>50804070

>> No.50805754

WHOA THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

>> No.50805757

priced in

>> No.50805759

whos better at trading? baggie or quasar?

>> No.50805765

>I don't know if it is legal, not that this wealthy CEO cares anything about that, but apparently one of the biggest short positions in a company is held by its own CEO. (Elon Musk/"Tesla") [Musk Sees Inflation Easing, Citing Tesla’s Costs Coming Down]

>> No.50805766

>>50805732
the links help me find this thread without having to search for "smg" you phoneposting bastard

>> No.50805767
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Was about time

>> No.50805771

>>50805759
Who the fuck is quasar?

>> No.50805776
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50805776

SIGA below 22 lets go

>> No.50805785

>>50805732
the stock market is a Fake market.

Crypto is the only Global real Market

>> No.50805790 [DELETED] 
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ABSOLUTELY HEEEEEEEM'D

>> No.50805796

I now own 900 shares of CMRX and I want more

>> No.50805803
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50805803

What the fuck was that?

>> No.50805804

+2% to -2% day for QQQ. VIX close above 22 is a breakout, CPI day should be a -4% day

>> No.50805807

What will the CPI print be!?

>> No.50805811

SIGNIGGAS WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY AAAAAAAAA

>> No.50805819
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>>50805807
Down. Inflation BTFO. We did it, Bidenbros.

>> No.50805825
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>>50805804
Don't tease me like this anon

>> No.50805826
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50805826

HE'S HOLDING SIGA

>> No.50805828
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50805828

>VIX almost green

>> No.50805830

>>50805771
>50805771
check the last thread, he was talking mad shit about you.

>> No.50805840

>>50805807
If its below 9.1% then we giga pump for rest of August. Fed will take a victory lap at their policies and Biden will do a speech.

>> No.50805844

>>50805771
You are, and I think he's the better trader.

>> No.50805846

>>50805732
>no links (because I know you guys just put them there to bring traffic to your own websites because you're shameless shills)
???

>> No.50805848

>>50805825
How is this cat so smug?

>> No.50805861

>>50805790
why'd you edit out the paw

>> No.50805875

>>50801588 anon...

>> No.50805879

>>50805811
Just a healthy pull back, the uptrend will continue.

>> No.50805908

this slight healthy pullback in the market is unironically bullish

>> No.50805912
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50805912

HAHAHAHAHAHA I DONT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE

>> No.50805922

did you buy LMDX?

>> No.50805925

>>50805879
People just getting out of way for CPI print on 10th.

>> No.50805926

>>50805912
Well, what did you learn?

>> No.50805928
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50805928

The VIX is done being pushed around, it’s not taking anymore shit. Short vol at your own discretion, but it’s the equivalent of shoving your hand into a live garbage disposal

>> No.50805933

>>50805912
I know that feeling.

>> No.50805940

>>50805912
literally just buy oil and siga lmao

>> No.50805950

haha oh my god that quasar guy is like totally gone all of a sudden haha what a funny coincidence and guess what haha baggie back haha what a funny funny coincidence

>> No.50805951

>>50805875
SA just downgraded Plug to from buy to hold, since it will be overdue for a correction after any fomo this week.

>> No.50805955

>>50805912
...fucking how anon?

>> No.50805957

>>50805912
What's the play?

>> No.50805958

>>50805912
Rookie numbers m8.

>> No.50805965

>>50805926
That my life is nothing but a comedy and I was never destined to make it.

>> No.50805967
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It starting to look like Monkey Poop is turning into a STD based on the current studies..

>> No.50805976
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So it's crabbing untill wednesday and dumping right?

>> No.50805979
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50805979

>butt hole stocks rugging

>> No.50805981
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>>50805732
where are the hecking links!

>> No.50805985

>>50805846
Meds

>> No.50805988
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>>50805912
Lol. Learn to trade mane. You prob went long on options straight up with no spread and got wrecked by theta and vega.

>> No.50805990

>>50805965
Sounds good. Trading's not for everyone; that's why Boglehead/boomer investing exists.

>> No.50805993
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>>50805951
>Plug
earning are tomorrow I believe

>> No.50806010
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>>50805796
Is it a good buy? It dumped half its value in may, what happened there?

>> No.50806030

>>50805819
>Inflation 9.0%
WE DID IT BRANDON CHADS

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>>50805912
Don't do options.

>> No.50806038
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50806038

>Fisker posts $10,000 in revenue, mostly from selling t-shirts

>> No.50806043

>>50806010
Their mpox treatment is worse than the disease. Just buy SIGA.

>> No.50806052

>>50805807
10%

>> No.50806055

SIGA down to 18 by EOD

>> No.50806060
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>>50805796
>>50806010

It might go up, but their monkeypoop medication is very deadly. It has a black box that says it can cause death. If they want to kill a lot of fags to make monkey poop look more deadly than it is really is... It will be a critical drug to give when they go to the hospital. But it will def be rugged..

>> No.50806076

>>50805807
There won't be a cpi

>> No.50806075
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50806075

any d-dips?

>> No.50806080
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50806080

okay seriously WHY THE FUCK is amc up like 12%? its had nothing but bad fucking news

>> No.50806081

>>50806075
wfc nvda siga

>> No.50806083

This market is only logical if you account for aliens, therefore aliens are real.

>> No.50806085

what a beautiful day on the Nasdaq, frens. If you didnt make money today, you are mentally retarded

>> No.50806086

>>50806080
final meme squeeze before the next crash

>> No.50806089
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50806089

Just woke up, we having a bear week now?

>> No.50806095
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>>50806085
What if I'm up, but it's not realized?

>> No.50806098
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>>50805807
>>50805819
>>50806030
>>50806052
10% inflation

>> No.50806103

I’m long VIX and long SPY with a 50 lot iron condor just for good measure. No matter what happens this week my portfolio will CRAB

>> No.50806107
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>>50806010
>235M mkt cap
>net income/bf tax -100M

>> No.50806110
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50806110

Why didn't you listen? I told you, I told you about the farty ponies. I told you they were angry. I told you they broke out of their pen. You were warned so, so many times. And yet you didn't sell. And now your folios are at the mercy of the farty ponies.

>> No.50806128
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>>50806081
>>50806075

>> No.50806132

HLBZ trending now on yagoo finance. lul i was early

>> No.50806136

I really don’t think SIGA will be $100 by EOY.

>> No.50806152
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50806152

shill me some options plays

>> No.50806155

>>50806136
it will be between $5 and $10

>> No.50806157

THE INFLATION REDUCTION ACT IS REDUCING MY FUCKING ACCOUNT BALANCE AND I WANT A FUCKING TAX CREDIT FOR THIS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.50806162

Threadly reminder:
It's still not too late to exit your long positions and hold cash and SQQQ.

>> No.50806169

My mouse has broken again. The scrollwheel is no longer working consistently.
It only lasted 14 months this time.

Is it time to buy calls on PC equipment makers?

>> No.50806170
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50806170

Why would you announce a GAY head of HIV prevention of the CDC in your monkey poop administration?

All the signs and signals are looking like monkey pee will be come endemic and become a highly contagious std that will affect the Gays and the Nergos.

>> No.50806186

>>50805811
Profit taking, duh.

>> No.50806191

I just want to furnish my home with restoration hardware furniture

Also, how long can we collectively keep our heads in the sand about oil? My guess is we can keep it in a trading range until about November before the cracks start showing and then we go to the stratosphere with a European heat crisis.

>> No.50806224

stormy weather in FL
usually means a dip

>> No.50806227

>>50806170
Someone better warn Rocker.

>> No.50806237

>>50805811
>+30% in a day
Why is it going down??

>> No.50806245
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>>50806085
>BBBY
So funny how any time a meme stocks pump you can just buy shares at 4am EST and are almost guaranteed to make money because retards still use PFOF brokerages that don’t allow premarket trading until way later than 4am EST

>> No.50806248

>>50806157
>I WANT A FUCKING TAX CREDIT FOR THIS NOW
You can have it right now. Just realize your losses. lmao

>> No.50806254

Whatever you guys do, don't buy BLUE or LMDX otherwise you might actually make some big boy money

>> No.50806257
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its over

>> No.50806258

>>50806107
Yikes

>> No.50806265
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I'm getting cockteased on my BALL limit order. This is intolerable.

>> No.50806270

>>50805985
Meds are bad for you.

>> No.50806273

>>50806248
THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH I WANT A 100% RETURN

>> No.50806274

>>50806157
Literally every "big" piece of legislation Biden has passed is just corporate gibs. Atleast Trump had proper tax cuts, this shit is worse.

>> No.50806281

>>50806157
Reminder that all of the senate republicans voted against the inflation reduction act and are responsible for trying to keep inflation high for political reasons.

>> No.50806284

Are we getting another stimi?

>> No.50806286

>>50806169
You've got hand gunk stuck in the spokes of the scroll wheel fucking with the sensor, you just have to open it up and clean the wheel off.

>> No.50806288

>>50806274
Bro, we need to learn how to talk in code when we criticize Brandon unless you want to get audit raped by the IRS

>> No.50806292

>>50806284
Are you the Ukrainian government?

>> No.50806299

>>50806265
I was just looking at BALL haha

>> No.50806303

>>50806274
It's not worse lol corps were literally defrauding the PPP. The "pandemic" ruined this country

>> No.50806307

>>50806274
>is just corporate gibs
We are transitioning to the Chinese economy where select corporations are propped up by the state.

>> No.50806316

I think Ukraine will become a superpower with all the billions they're getting. Had these billions gone to Israel or something, greater Israel would already exist

>> No.50806324

SOXL computer bros.....

>> No.50806333

>>50805732
Buy the bottom of this range so it can finally dump please

>> No.50806334

>>50806316
>implying this money isn't going right into Hunter Biden's pocket with 10% being held for "The Big Guy".

>> No.50806337

>>50806316
I mean 85% was stolen so I doubt it. The other 15% was just wasted by the Ukies

>> No.50806341

fear not; the consumer is strong

>> No.50806342

>>50806286
>you just have to open it up and clean the wheel off.
Yeah nah I'm just gonna buy a new one for $50.

>> No.50806340

I got trapped on BNSO like a real dumb nigger
And gay sex is dying
I’m fucked bros

>> No.50806343

My intel calls are a plague on my portfolio

>> No.50806354

>>50806324
I just bought a SOXL fleshlight too :(

>> No.50806369

>>50806343
>Unironically buying Intcel

sometimes you get what you deserve bud

>> No.50806370

>>50806281
>inflation reduction act
Because it has nothing to do with deducing inflation, basically more green new deal bullshit. It will actually increase inflation.

>> No.50806374

>>50806299
Makes cans, avoinics, and space payload shit what can't they do?

>> No.50806385

>>50806303
>>50806307
Probably true

>> No.50806387

>>50806374
Make me a GF

>> No.50806391
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Oof should I just take the L on PLTR for a tax loss? Fuck I’ve been holding this shit for years.

>> No.50806393
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>>50806110
>SIGA pulls back and dumps every Friday
>last Friday it doesn’t dump
>this Monday it’s pulling back and dumping
>SEE I TOLD YOU ITS OVER!!1!

>> No.50806429

Realistically where will SIGA be by December? $30?

>> No.50806433

>>50806391
Now you can write it off for years lmao

>> No.50806434

>>50806391
maybe you should do some hot yoga like they do for 99% of the workday an Memeintere

>> No.50806437

>>50806393
Everyone knows that as soon as stock stop go up, stock be trash and it's literally over and going to zero.

>> No.50806445
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50806445

Buy the top bros, you need to buy now or else we will not go up tomorrow... Please mumu just buy more now

>> No.50806446

AH SHIT ITS GOING TO ZERO LITERALLY AHHHHHHH

>> No.50806447

>>50806316
Ukraine is going to come out of this war as an ultra-nationalist far right fascist state armed to the teeth by Nato with vast combat experience. Europe is going to fucking shit its pants.

>> No.50806452

>>50806429
Some where over $20 but under $1200. So just take the average of those two estimates and you have a conservative growth outlook.

>> No.50806454

>>50806391
do you have lots of money? if yes then double down. if no then sell it and buy the SQQQ 38c

>> No.50806464

Bonds starting to roll over is when it really gets bad.

>> No.50806463

>>50805732
BULLSQUAD WW@?

>> No.50806465
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>>50806437
according to my analysis you are correct

>> No.50806466

>>50806447
I think you mean Ukraine will turn into Israel 2.

>> No.50806474

I would heem every fucking baggie in this thread

>> No.50806479

>>50806447
>Ukraine is going to come out of this
lmao, stopped reading their, they're going to lose.

>> No.50806483

>>50806466
I think you meant 3, we're 2.

>> No.50806484
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50806484

why is everybody doom-posting. nothing is going on

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>>50805912
iktfbro

>> No.50806496
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>>50806429
How about doing some real research and going to gay bathhouses to hear the rumors about the birds and bees..

>> No.50806497

>>50806075
AMZN and SOFI. AMZN back under $140 so good scoop up.

>> No.50806498

>>50806484
I like doomposting ok bud, ugh, I just want to ok

>> No.50806502

>>50806391
Whats your cost basis and how much % is PLTR of your portfolio?

>> No.50806504

>>50806484
its literally fucking over chud

>> No.50806510

>>50806484
Because it's fun you fucking faggot, I'm actually optimistic IRL but would actually knock you the fuck out online

>> No.50806517

>>50806454
I have more than enough to double down, but my thesis on buying is beginning to crumble. This was the earnings I was expecting them to finally show profit. I’m losing faith.

>> No.50806527

I walked past a realtor's office where six (6) women were having a meeting
Top signal

>> No.50806529
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>>50806484
Bro it's FUCKING OVER.

>> No.50806528

PLTR needs to do some major buybacks before anybody should consider picking up even a single share. I've told you all this millions of times.

>> No.50806530

>>50805988
I understand greeks and the mechanics of options, however;
I've been told that trading options is "trading volatility" and that it's the only factor that really matters. If that's the case, why can't I just sell an OTM option that's priced 200% IV and buy an ATM one at 80% IV (which happens to be equal to its HV) and just win every time?

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>>50806089
NVDA shitted but most of the rest is meh.
I predict crab.

>> No.50806540

>>50806479
Russia has already lost, their has never been a more pathetic invasion in history. Maybe try some more unsupported VDV drops vatnik shill.

>> No.50806542

>>50806528
Enjoy your 500% buyback tax to fund tranny EV's

>> No.50806549

>>50806527
Glass ceiling is broken chud, we're in charge now.

>> No.50806552

>>50806484
>>50806224

>> No.50806553

>>50806502
$14. Around 5%.

>> No.50806558
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>>50806447
Did you really believe the jews would allow that to happen?

>> No.50806561

PPT ready to step in?

>> No.50806564
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>>50806484
I am down 0.4%. IT"S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>50806484
>he hasnt heard

>> No.50806571

>>50806527
3 of those were men you fucking chud!

>> No.50806578

>>50806542
that doesnt make my point any less relevant. PLTR has way too many outstanding shares and Karp is milking the cow to death. It will never be worth anything until they do some share buybacks, cap this.

>> No.50806579

>>50806540
If Russia has already lost, why are we sending the Hohols more money?

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50806584

why shouldnt i buy puts on these today?

>> No.50806589

>>50806484
Fear porn feels good, we need the excitement OK?

>> No.50806596
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Guess who's back.

>> No.50806597

>>50806584
Because they went up massively and you'll pay a huge premium for it

>> No.50806598

>>50806584
do it pussy

>> No.50806600

>>50806584
Because that's what they want you to do before they pump another 20%

>> No.50806604

This is like pulling teeth come on fucking dump already.

>> No.50806608

>>50806578
The real lesson to learn is never invest in a company run by a massive fucking faggot like Karp

>> No.50806613

>>50806579
LMT profits obviously, also, buy LMT

>> No.50806631

>>50806613
NOC has better momentum tbqh, they have some huge contracts in the pipe

>> No.50806641

Been out of stocks and in commodities and cash since November.

Actually made more money this year after 2xing my net worth in 2020-2021. Feels so good bros.

>> No.50806642

>>50806517
it will go back up eventually, just a question of how long it will take. My portfolio has some MSFT at a cost basis of $2.40 that my parents bagheld from 2001 to 2015 or so. just keep buying it will work.

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>>50806558
...

>> No.50806650

>>50806584
Also this feels like an exit pump before september

>> No.50806664

Umm should I use 100k for a downpayment on an overprice Canadian (Ontario) house and be a wageslave to my mortgage for the next 30 years, or should I continue selling comfy out of the money puts on red days and collect a passive income of ~$1000 ever 2 weeks?

>> No.50806665

>>50806641
Appreciate the blogpost brother. What did you have for lunch today?

>> No.50806678

This shit looks like its gonna dump lol

>> No.50806681

>>50806641
we don't appreciate braggards here in /smg/

>> No.50806686
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Market rips into close, SPY closes at 417.50.

>> No.50806690

>>50806558
Yes, not enough Jews from Europe are moving to Isreal

>> No.50806697

SOXL BROS WHAT HAPPENED

WAS IT THE INFLATION BILL?

>> No.50806700

Why does gme always inverse the market

>> No.50806703
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Should i get some msft puts?

>> No.50806714

>>50806391
Capitulation is when you should reconsider your long term strategy - My schizo intuition tells me that there will be an event that happens after October (possible before the next summer at the latest) that will cause a market shakeup.

Plus you're betting on a company that has Paypal Mafia connections and spies on people, it can't get more NWO and successful than that. Might as well write out some deep OTM covered calls every month or two for some money while you wait.

>> No.50806724

SOXL BROS HODL
DIAMOND HANDS
PLATITUDES
MELVIN

>> No.50806725

>>50806598
>do it pussy
ordering BBBY220923P00005000 for .48 based off your pissy reddit post

>> No.50806745

>>50806712
Microsoft bros....

>> No.50806767

>>50806712
BLACKED.COM

>> No.50806774

Got destroyed by PLTR earnings. Im insolvent. Gonna down a bottle of vodka and get a prostitute.

>> No.50806777
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SIGA femboys...

>> No.50806783

>>50806553
Aint that bad. Mine is 13.5.

I think this stock will crab for another year or two so I've been selling covered calls at 13 strike. It's ok money but I'm still mostly banking on Karp getting his shit together. That might be a futile hope though after today's earnings.

>> No.50806787

>>50806712
Good. gates is a cuck

>> No.50806794

>>50806561
Ah, there it is.

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>>50806686
Disagree.
It's all down from here.
Put on your shorts.

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>>50806712
Imagine being that rich and only have one kid, and it's a daughter and she gets blacked kek

>> No.50806805
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>>50806530
> If that's the case, why can't I just sell an OTM option that's priced 200% IV and buy an ATM one at 80% IV (which happens to be equal to its HV) and just win every time?
Because in order to get that big of a difference in IV on a spread it would need to be a horizontal/diagonal spread of some sort. Which means at some point you will be long without a short leg or you will short without a long leg.
I do trades to capture high IV all the time. Last week I sold 2 NVDA 200 C’s naked at 1.98 a piece. Friday they closed at 1.35, today they opened at 0.46, and now they are now trading for 0.11.
Not every options trade involves volatility. Tight vertical spreads minimize the effects of volatility since the IV will affect both the short and long leg of the trade.

>> No.50806814

>>50806703
Nope. Avoided.
Back to horizontal consolidation over time.

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>>50806774
I bought 300 more shares of CMRX into their ER tonight, after a 10% dip. To our misery

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Do you guys read stocktwits? I like reading baggie cope

>> No.50806836

GIGAPUMP ACTIVATE

>> No.50806841

>>50806664
the latter of course but this is about to blow up in your face. in these times its better to short and sell puts

>> No.50806842

>>50806826
no but i read some yahoo finance message boards, there are some boomers in there going on a decade of the most visceral online bitch fights in human history

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power hour incoming, i hope you're buying the dip

>> No.50806850

>>50806664
Real Estate gives you greater leverage, the it's the superior, more degenerate play.

>> No.50806854

>>50806826
I prefer Yahoo for my cringe

>> No.50806860

>>50806849
more like pour hour, where the market just makes those red waterfall candles.

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Just got done fapping to a hung trap thread on /gif/. Bottom is in for SIGA.

>> No.50806868

>>50806826
Fuck no it’s no different than a pajeet shitcoin telegram

>> No.50806869

>>50806796
he was too busy fucking little kids on pedo island with epstein

>> No.50806870

>>50806826
>Buying HKD
Fucking kek

>> No.50806871

>>50806712
>daughter fucks a niggers
>take out all of Africa with AIDS water as revenge

>>50806819
Based. Come die with me little priest.

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>>50806584
damn two top signals in one day

>> No.50806874

>>50806774
Good. I have no pity for niggers who support kikes.

>> No.50806876

>>50806805
Okay that's basically what I thought, and that's still pretty intuitive to me.
One other thing that I find hard to conceptualize is how any long contracts always have positive gamma. You could, in theory, have a long put, negative delta, and a big enough price swing upward could give you beneficial delta.

>> No.50806879

>>50806861
bro, you're going to get the monkie pox and the aids if you keep having gay sex with niggers.

>> No.50806881

>>50806664
>Canadian
Wait for the crash. It's coming.

>> No.50806888

>>50806842
sounds entertaining and interesting.
can you provide links, please?

>> No.50806889

>>50806826
>a nigress listening to a nigger about investing
>buying the moat blatant chink pnd in history
Can't make this shit up.

>> No.50806895

>>50806873
kek
>1. Valuations appear attractive, both in absolute terms and compared to fixed income.

>2. There are elevated cash levels among institutional investors, as well as an appetite to begin putting funds to work.

>3. Investor sentiment is currently too bearish (often viewed as bullish indicator for stocks).

>4. Federal Reserve hawkishness has likely peaked.

>5. The U.S. dollar has likely peaked for the year.

>6. The economic slowdown isn't showing signs of a nasty recession.

>7. Higher income consumers remain resilient.

>8. Earnings estimates on the Street unlikely to be marked down aggressively.

>9. Excess savings built during the pandemic are still providing a cushion to consumer spending.

>10. The global economy will unlikely see a synchronized downturn.

>> No.50806917

>>50806584
>>50806873
And I thought I was the only one who used Yahoo Finance

>> No.50806920

>>50806895
This is the biggest top signal I have ever read. Selling everything right fucking now

>> No.50806923

>>50806895
Jews are getting too greedy

>> No.50806928

I thought it was a meme, but financial firms are actually, on god no cap fr fr, staffed by some of the worst fucking people I have ever met in my life. I think the Auto industry is possibly the only other industry I’ve ever seen with as much rampant wannabe psychopathic losers

>> No.50806932

>>50806664
Wait a year when homes are 200000 cheaper

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>>50806895

>> No.50806936

>>50806341
the consumer is paying everything with a credit card with increasing interest rates

>> No.50806939

>>50806888
uvxy community page, sort by most discussed

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>>50806895
> Go ahead and buy goy, it's safe.

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>>50806795

Its called Power Hour not Sour Hour Bobo.

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It's Power Hour. Goodbye.

>> No.50806949

>>50806712
you guys think bill is actually seething or does he like it?

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>>50806777
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO all of my gains from Friday are now GONE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH

>> No.50806955

>>50806936
and that's a good thing!

>> No.50806964

>>50806939
cheers,
ty

>> No.50806968

>>50806947
My charts indicate that is false.

>> No.50806969

>>50806939
Bless u

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>>50806895
It's over

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>>50806950
It's only downhill from here on. Sell now. Gays have become celibate and found Jesus.

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>>50806664
Not sure how it is in Canada but in America you would be wise to use that $100k downpayment for a multi-family property or house or whatever and rent it out.
In the US you can fully deduct mortgage interest, take depreciation, etc. on real estate that is not your primary residence. This lets you fully deduct your mortgage interest while still claiming your standard deduction. With the house you live in, you can only deduct mortgage interest up to $750k or slightly more if you live an expensive area BUT you have to itemize to claim it and thus can’t also claim the standard deduction.
Having a mortgage on a property you rent out let’s you claim all this shit on your schedule C and still claim the standard deduction creating significant tax savings.

Best part is when you go to sell it, you can roll the gains into a similar property under section 1031 like kind exchange and pay no taxes on gains so long as it’s done within 120 days or you transfer the proceeds into a trust in the interim. Not sure if Canada has something similar but I would look into your tax code mane

>> No.50806976

>>50806936
Millenials and zoomers have been convinced climate change will destroy civilization so they are all yolo debtmaxxing, pretty based ngl

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This power or sour hour, is it in the room with us right now?

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>>50806895
What worries me about that list is not the blatant lying. It't what those cunts know or plan to do with the topics related to that list.

>> No.50806993

>>50806949
I heard the rich elites "sacrifice" a child like that to provide their loyalty

>>50806928
What, as far as closing sales and being scummy?

>>50806923
>>50806895
It's been a long year, but I'm still waiting until October to start making larger moves. No way Reddit or the larger part of retail has the patience to dyor or wait out the bad days

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>>50806985
uh, yeah, im talking to him (her) right now

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>>50806949
I think he doesnt care at all about her

>> No.50807007

I refuse to fall into SOS again. I remember some nigger from here shilled it last year and I lost about $4000

>> No.50807014

>>50806895
Based JP Morgan

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>>50806972

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>>50806895
holy shit

>> No.50807021

>>50806974
Thanks for that info, any Canadian anons know if we have something similar here?

>> No.50807024

(((JPMorgan))) would not just go on the internet and tell lies
this is a professional company go- i mean guys

>> No.50807036

>>50806874
Please tell me a company to invest in which doesn't have kike hands on it. Unironically I'm curious if they even exist.

>> No.50807037

>>50807024
This anon makes some good points.

>> No.50807042

>>50806993
>as far as closing sales and being scummy?
Just the being scummy part. I’ve seen good salesmen who do generally wholesome business for the most part before. Everything about these people is ick and desperation and flagrantly anti-ethical. It’s your average Jewish meme actually, these people look for an angle in EVERYTHING.

>> No.50807053

>>50807024
Of course not. If it's on the internet it has to be true, otherwise they wouldn't publish it

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>futures

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>>50807057

>> No.50807067

>>50806895
>4. Federal Reserve hawkishness has likely peaked.
>5. The U.S. dollar has likely peaked for the year.
lol

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>>50807036
Cool it with the counter-semitism

>> No.50807077

>>50807024
my favorite is number 9
>>9. Excess savings built during the pandemic are still providing a cushion to consumer spending.

which contrasts nicely with the data coming out showing consumer credit card debt is now the highest since 2008

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>>50807057

>> No.50807096

>>50807057
10/10 in bongland

>> No.50807101

>>50807057
Aaaaaah wtf!!!

>> No.50807102

>>50807057
That's right chuds, hamchads can even become beautiful women too!

>> No.50807107

>>50807102
this is fake news.

>> No.50807115

IT’S CRAB HOUR

SNIBBEN SNABBEN :DD

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MEGL profit will pay for a toilette for my village sirs!

>> No.50807123

>>50806873
Tempted to sell PLUG after the earnings FOMO dies down and before the CPI fear takes hold. I'm up 60%. Do I sell at open tomorrow or wait until Wednesday or Thursday morning. Tough decisions.

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>> No.50807151

>>50807036
If you go to a bank for financing even with private companies they ask you shit like
>how many jewish employees do you have
>how many jews are on the board
>NONE?!
>”well you’re not getting any of our fucking money”
Wish it weren’t true but I’ve heard it myself

>> No.50807166

official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>> No.50807169

>>50807036
LOL

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>>50805732
Guys, which stocks should I profit from a fungal disease pandemic?

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/article/humans-are-not-prepared-for-a-pandemic-caused-by-fungal-infections

>> No.50807176

I have $782 in my gaybull account. I’m going to Yolo it all on IPOs.

>> No.50807179

SIGA will never be over $30.

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>Was up $250 this morning
>Up $22 now
Nice prank, Market Makers.

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>>50805912
You don't know pain and demoralization, not yet.
Learn from it.
Grow stronger from it.
Take some time to center yourself, then come back.

I took a year, and now I'm roaring back. The great part is --- now I know what to do. It isn't a fluke and it isn't gambling this time.

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>>50807036
brah................................

>> No.50807189

>>50807176
Use half of it on a 0DTE Call/Put for the CPI release Wednesday

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>>50807042
That's sales in general imo. When i was working in IT for a food-related company pretty much all salesmen were sleazy charlatans. Competitors had similar salesmen. I believe it;s the nature of the job that attracts this kind of people. Commissions is a big part but being able to bullshit your way through to a potential customer with a straight face is a skills most people here cannot understand and blindly hate

>> No.50807205

>>50807171
>https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/article/humans-are-not-prepared-for-a-pandemic-caused-by-fungal-infections
Seems like if fungal infections are about to climb, it's because all of the vaxxtards immune systems are failing

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>>50807077
currently I laugh at their analysis
but it's not incredibly unfounded
>lumber and gold is swapping back and forth for leadership on 3 month performance signaling a return in home building sector
>SP500 approaching 200 day SMA (from below)
we are going in the right direction at least, still in a recession though
based on that article we are probably in for some deep red days in the not to distant future as they dump their bags on retail one last time

>>50807036
IZRL

>> No.50807243

>>50807205
I don’t sub to NATGEO bro. Qrd. Who makes treatments

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>>50807205
This. We'll keep seeing things pop up as everyone with a comp'd immune system keeps having small outbreaks of novel illnesses

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>>50807166

>> No.50807271

>>50807205
those people just need the 19023812093th booster

>> No.50807272

>>50807181
>now I know what to do
whats that?

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I don't want to jinx things but the fact that the whitehouse hasn't done any damage control for CPI by this point is probably a good sign

>> No.50807285

>>50807181
Based ygmi.

>> No.50807291

>>50807243
>I don’t sub to NATGEO bro.
https://archiveDOTph/SE6af
>>50807243
>Qrd. Who makes treatments
no-one

>> No.50807296

is there a process us jews can go through to become christians? my gookfu wants me to become a christian so we can get married in a church. she told me we couldn't just go to vegas and get married by elvis.

>> No.50807298

>>50807282
CPI is 100% going to drop and the market is going to pump from it. Oil alone will bring it down a bit. That should get it going for august at least. Who knows what happens but as oil slides down cpi will come down enough to at least convince the market to go long.

>> No.50807322

>>50807298
Doesn't matter Big Money will move the tape regardless if Oil has decreased Energy prices.. The FED looks at Core CPI so its literally a toss up whether Big Money will Long/Short the market.

>> No.50807326

>>50807296
No the churches have a cock check and they'll know.

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fuck Baggholder. Bring back the Quasor

>> No.50807349

>Gazprom ADRs have been force liquidated
>What happens to the DRs is up to Russia
>They might not be able to track them accurately
Cool, so I lost $500 I memed with in Feb

>> No.50807367

Is the Street pricing in good or bad cpi report, or is there not a consensus?

>> No.50807371

>>50807349
it was always the most likely outcome
should have bought rubles

>> No.50807370

>>50807322
What are the components of core CPI?

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I hate mondays.

>> No.50807388

>>50807371
Why would they be delisted in the first place? They can't just sit there indefinitely?

>> No.50807391

>>50807367
Theyre not pricing in anything. Just going into cash and will just wait and see. Same with a lot of fed meetings. They just back off and sit. Expect today to close flat and tomorrow to be pretty flat too.

>> No.50807394

>>50807349
Where'd you see this news?

>> No.50807395

New

>>50807387
>>50807387

>> No.50807397

>>50807367
bad, all is lost

>> No.50807409

>>50807394
Yahoo Comments, trying to figure out what happened to my shares getting liquidated/showing as 100% loss and displaying a corp action

>> No.50807410

>>50807296
>is there a process us jews can go through to become christians?
You just decide to accept Christ's gift of having your sins erased by believing in him. Honestly, it's a tough sell, because if you really think about it, why would believing in Christ erase your sins? Why can't you just be free of your sins in death, regardless of what you believe in life?

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>>50807251

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This number can't go down any further though, there is no air in this market for a recovery.

Cycle has to start again, COVID shenanigans was clearly a fake out.
People need to suffer, really suffer, for the bull market to come back.

>> No.50807428

>>50807388
blame putler

>> No.50807434

>>50807349
Everyone here warned you. But retards thought they were clever. Stocks arent crypto. They just ban it from trading and its done.

>> No.50807446

>>50807272
Diverse strategies across multiple asset types and industries, risk management, hedging strategies, knowing when to toss all of that out of the window for a good opportunity, and knowing the difference between a solid opportunity and FOMO.

The last two are key, and they require both humility and discipline to do effectively. I kept making the right trades, but got emotional. Now I'm not. That took a long time to both admit to myself and achieve.

>> No.50807484

>>50807409
Interesting. I never saw any official news.
Well, with luck maybe they'll transfer your shares to a Russian broker. You won't be able to sell for a long time regardless, but as long as they don't make up some number and cash you out for pennies, you might still have a chance.

I held a small amount of RSX though. Pretty sure I'm 100% fucked on that if the ADRs themselves are being liquidated.
There's no way they'll be breaking down the holdings and getting me access to the small % of each ticker I "own".

>> No.50807532

>>50807298
>CPI is 100% going to drop
proofs?

>> No.50807551

>>50807532
energy has dropped
how much of cpi does that comprise?

>> No.50808106

>>50806932
I'll take things that are never going to happen for $500, Alex

>> No.50808290

>>50807243
I think ivermectin works on fungal infections?

>> No.50808621

>>50807551
You know the Fed cares more about core inflation, right? And the PCE?

>> No.50808627

>>50807426
Genuine question:
Why?

>> No.50809007

>>50808627
Do you really want to know the answer?

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>>50806805
What did you just say?

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>>50807426
>he doesn’t know they’re already dead