You have no excuse

[Anonymous No.50803927]

>"b-but i HAVE to eat mcdonalds every day as a wagie!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNxw_AosE04

[Anonymous No.50803986]

>>50803927
i approve of this meal

[Anonymous No.50804167]

>spicy shit
enjoy burning your tongue
disgusting

[Anonymous No.50804195]

>>50804167
morbidly obese midwesterner who sweats at the sight of black peppercorns spotted

[Anonymous No.50804358]

>>50803927

Essentially beans and rice tier.

[Anonymous No.50805577]

>>50804167
Pathetic weakling! Burning pain is just one of the basic tastes for me!

[Anonymous No.50805730]

>>50803927
That looks like instant gas and bloating...

[Anonymous No.50805742]

>>50803927
I'm lazy

[Anonymous No.50805795]

>>50803927
How do you white retards enjoy the taste of half cooked eggs. Thinking about it induces a gag reflex. Where did this practice come from seeing as to how dangerous it might be health-wise.

[Anonymous No.50805944]

>>50803927
>has a gas burner and kitchen where he lives
Check your privilege trust fund twink

[Anonymous No.50806195]

>>50805795
if you are scared of half-cooked eggs you would have hated the 80s where everyone was way healthier than your fatass and ate raw eggs all the time

[Anonymous No.50806207]

>>50803927
That's all grain slave goy slop

All you need is
>rice maker
>black beans
>ground beef
>spinach
>eggs
>multivitamins

[Anonymous No.50806231]

>>50803927
Looks like a bowl of grease

[Anonymous No.50806233]

>>50806207
all of what you described is something an ascetic monk would eat. you literally described a snack brunch as goyslop. the brain rot is real on this website. think for yourself fag

[Anonymous No.50806247]

>>50806231
its olive oil

[Anonymous No.50806296]

mexicans eat all kinda weird shit,
menudo, tripas or tripe, chicharron in water for gods sakes WATER the humanity ffs

[Anonymous No.50806347]

>>50805795
You will never enjoy cows milk straight from the zit

[Anonymous No.50806364]

>>50804167
Based!
>>50803927
>OP admitting he spends his time watching some fat Muslim faggot pounding carbs.
Way to come out of the closet.

[Anonymous No.50806467]

>>50805795
>how dangerous it might be health-wise.
those are semi hardboiled eggs. i eat them fried with the yolk as cold/liquid as possible, every day, never had a problem. no salt since the yolk is already a bit salty. how about you stop being a faggot

[Anonymous No.50806535]

you can literally survive on a cheap shitty ramen and a can of tuna once a day. More than that, go to a food bank and get free food. Complaining about inflation is the gayest cope I ever heard. Inflation always been there
>but muh gold standard
stfu boomer

[Anonymous No.50806566]

>>50803927
Man I used love eggs, I used to eat them everyday up until about 3 years ago. That's when I somehow suddenly developed an egg intolerance and now whenever I eat eggs, my stomach hurts bad for 2 days straight. I miss eating eggs, I don't know what to do...

[Anonymous No.50808158]

>>50803927
I'd rather eat a nice sausage, egg and cheese biscuit from McDonalds than that shit.

[Anonymous No.50808251]

>>50803927
Looks like a dog barfed in a plate. Yuck.

[Anonymous No.50808292]

>>50805795
they taste the same, its just egg

[Anonymous No.50808334]

>>50804167
do ytpipo really

[Anonymous No.50808395]

>>50803927
>>50804167
>disgusting
He is basically correct though missleeastern and brown person food uses spices and hot flavorings heavily as meat goes off very quicly in hot climates so they needed something to cover the taste. Indian food is basically shit mixed with amoebic dysentery mixed with rotting stuff with hot spices all over it to cover it up. Missle eastern stuff is worse. I have actually travelled through the Jordanian desert before ISIS with a guide and the native food is disguising, basically boiled goat bits and rotten milk. Middle eastern food has nothing to offer the world and authentic Indian food has nothing to offer but bloody stools and a 1/1000 chance of leprosy

[Anonymous No.50808610]

i think the dishes look nice.

[Anonymous No.50808819]

>>50805795
Not even raw egg is a health danger, stop eating the shell

Wait till you hear about european raw meat dishes

[Anonymous No.50808918]

>>50803927
But I am too fat, this looks fattening.

[Anonymous No.50809032]

>>50803927
all of those use fresh ingredients meaning he's taking the 1-2 hours every 2 days to go shopping, plus he's completely ignored the washing up
i ain't going more than once a week so it's gonna be frozen pizza again thanks

[Anonymous No.50809055]

I watches the last part with the chicken, Jesus, I don’t know but that looks like it takes forever and also looks like shit.

I just slice chicken breast and pan frie it and put on salad and some tomatoes. Takes 15 min. With a few spices. What’s this whole shit about potatoes and yoghurt sauce and shit.

[Anonymous No.50809168]

>>50809055
yeah no way any of that stuff can be done in the time he says. The first one for example is supposed to take 5 mins. The video is almost 3 mins long and has tons of video cuts, the veggies are allready chopped, etc I would love for him to start the timer, not cut the video and make all of that in 5 minuets. The second one is even more unlikely.

[Anonymous No.50809228]

>>50809168
It’s the chicken that gets me. That’s insane amount of work. And it looks fatty and very very long to make. And your hands will stink from the marinating. Not to mention cleaning up the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.50809273]

>>50809168
>>50809228
Niggers. Learn to meal prep to scale things up without any extra time waste. Can cook up a huge batch for the entire week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCaOLQAq9KQ

[Anonymous No.50809889]

>>50808395
What is this giant ass cope? Europeans have always fucking wanted spices, from the Greeks, to the Romans, to the exploratory colonial empires. Something like half of all Rome’s revenue came from the Indian spice trade, and the Dutch colonizing indonesia for spices made them rich as fuck. Christ, using spices is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.50810099]

>>50808819
Mmmmm. Love meself a good steak tartare.

[Anonymous No.50810177]

>>50809889
>using spices is a good thing

[Anonymous No.50810768]

I eat the same thing every day
1 egg, 3 slices of bacon, one slice of toast
1 serving beef/chicken + bread or rice + broccoli
1 serving beef/chicken + bread or rice + broccoli
1 apple

it's good being an autist

[Anonymous No.50811070]

>>50803927

[Anonymous No.50811160]

>>50810768
Kinda based routine autist

>eating food

I drank 3 cups of coffee today and then went and bought some beer. I wish I never had to eat, food fags are gross as fuck

[Anonymous No.50811209]

>>50803927
that looks delicious. anyone who disagrees is a rube and a faggot

[Anonymous No.50811277]

>>50803927
Its so crazy how easy, quick, and money saving cooking can be yet people refuse to do it because "MUH NETFLIX TIME" "MUH CEREAL CATCHES ON FIRE".

[Anonymous No.50811320]

>>50811160

my man!

we should probably stop doing this im pretty sure it's not healthy and stuff

[Anonymous No.50812240]

To hell with that exotic garbage, OP. Western food mogs all in terms of good flavor. As for me though, I'd rather keep eating like a cucked trench soldier because eating is a chore and if it wasn't necessary a waste of money.

[Anonymous No.50812480]

>>50803927
>cuts finger
>never try it again

[Anonymous No.50812501]

>>50803927
Nothing will beat the king.

[Anonymous No.50812521]

>>50803927
Do people actually eat McWagies every day? I don't think I'd last a week of doing that. I have it like once a month when I'm low on groceries or hungry late on a weekend.

>>50810768
based and unironically autism-pilled

[Anonymous No.50812682]

>>50812521
I cant believe people go to McDonalds at all. Havent been there for at least a decade.

[Anonymous No.50812735]

>>50806535
In the latter half of the 19th century the US went on a bimetal standard to reduce the rate of deflation. You should kill yourself zoomie.

[Anonymous No.50812829]

>>50809273
yeah, I don't get why people don't do this. I meal prep once a week or two, freeze a bunch of it, and eat the excess during the week. I mean, sure I'm eating the same thing every day for a while, but I know how to cook gud, so it's always delicious.

[Anonymous No.50812843]

>>50803927
I buy a pound of dried beans for 2 dollars on the internet. Fuck canned beans, they are much more expensive.

[Anonymous No.50813188]

>>50808395
Indioids and muzzshits on sui

[Anonymous No.50813397]

>>50803927
I tried this kind of food once and it gave me hemorrhoids. I was unable to walk for 2 weeks straight.

[Anonymous No.50813854]

>>50805795
Raw eggs are perfectly safe in countries with functional food safety agencies.

[Anonymous No.50814271]

>>50810768
Nice I eat similar bfast
1 egg 2 bacon 1 toast
1 adderal and coffe
1 ???

[Anonymous No.50814929]

>>50808395
Spices preserve food. It's not to cover taste. Capsaicin actually intensifies flavors.

[Anonymous No.50815002]

>>50809055
>pan fry
hope you're using butter for that and not consuming PUFAs daily anon

[Anonymous No.50815097]

>>50812829
The thing I hate about meal prep for freezing shit is that defrosting ruins the texture for the dish and turns it into mush. You could throw it all back into a pan over the stove to reheat, but then it defeats the purpose since Im still standing over a stove for 10-20 minutes minimum then cleaning a pot or pan after.

[Anonymous No.50815177]

>>50806207
>grain slave goy slop
>rice maker
kek

[Anonymous No.50815225]

>>50815097
Just prep for the week so you don't have to freeze them, fresher meals and you don't have to defrost. You do have to prep more often though.

[Anonymous No.50815296]

>>50808395
>missle eastern

[Anonymous No.50816007]

Never understood that egg in noodles thing, gooks are fucking weird

[Anonymous No.50816042]

>>50803927
>all those carbs
even the chef in the video is fat as fuck

[Anonymous No.50816085]

>>50804167
That's barely spicy...

[Anonymous No.50816281]

>>50816007
>Fat greasy mcburger fingers wrote this

eat another stick of butter lardass

[Anonymous No.50816290]

>>50803927
>middle e-

DROPPED

[Anonymous No.50816353]

>>50804195
Man in the video is an obese middle-eastern slob.

[Anonymous No.50816361]

>>50803927
>huevos con frijoles

[Anonymous No.50816362]

>>50808158
Biscuits in my breakfast?
Disgoooosten!

[Anonymous No.50816374]

>>50803927
I literally don't have the time and energy to cook and clean up after cooking and eating everyday, until i have a wife I'm gonna goyslopmax

[Anonymous No.50816385]

>>50803927
Yeah I just eat meat.

[Anonymous No.50816395]

>>50806195
>and ate raw eggs all the time
No one did this.
>BUT MUH 80S MOVIE!
They didn't literally eat raw eggs.

[Anonymous No.50816417]

>>50805795
Bet you like your steak burnt to a crisp as well. I wish you luck but it's hard not to think you're never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.50816541]

>>50816374
it takes 10-15 minutes to cook something in a frying pan, steaks take even less time, a rare steak is literally 2-3 minutes. i make my breakfast and dinner in it and i never wash it
you can even eat all week and wash up everything on your days off

[Anonymous No.50816550]

>>50805795
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha pussy

[Anonymous No.50816563]

>>50803927
this looks good i wish you useless faggot would post a source so i can cop the recipe

[Anonymous No.50816581]

>>50816563
Dude, the link is in the post.

[Anonymous No.50816618]

>>50816581
lol shit youre right i guess im retarded

[Anonymous No.50816649]

>>50816395
I literally drink 3 raw eggs after every work out. Its fine unless you're a Yank. They did literally drink raw eggs. Its not called eating them

[Anonymous No.50816876]

>>50816649
I have been working my way up to the Vince Gironda diet. I drink at least a dozen raw eggs a day now.

[Anonymous No.50816927]

>>50803927
Cooking yourself is just a waste of time. You’ll probably need an hour, minimum half an hour to cook an acceptable dish, to save just a little on ingredients. At that point might as well just go out to eat and have a chill time paying a little extra. And if I’m just hungry I’ll simply make myself a sandwich. Cookcels are ngmi.

[Anonymous No.50816947]

>>50816876
damn son. Sometimes its a half dozen but I havent done 12 in one sitting before. I buy quality eggs though as swallowing factory farmed yolks is dire

[Anonymous No.50816968]

>>50816395
nigger i did this in the 80s and I still do it now

[Anonymous No.50817121]

>>50803927
YOU have no excuse. Take the monkeypill.

[Anonymous No.50817391]

>middle eastern everyday

[Anonymous No.50817416]

>>50816947
I usually go 6 in a shake and drink a couple of shakes a day.

[Anonymous No.50817811]

>>50806566
That sucks bro eggs are amazing

[Anonymous No.50817852]

>>50816927
>im too lazy to stand in a kitchen. id rather go and cope, sit in my car and eat comfy fat cunt food than break a sweat cooking cheap, healthy and delicious meals.

[Anonymous No.50817886]

>>50804167
pussy

[Anonymous No.50817920]

>>50817416
>12 eggs
dude no

[Anonymous No.50818607]

>>50804195
The grease slick in the video is also morbidly obese esting this shit. You know dey only spice dey food cause it was known in ancients times to have antimicrobial properties, so they can eat their fingers foods and wipe their ass with the same hand. I only use salt, pepper, and garlick btw. Nigger.

[Anonymous No.50818656]

>>50817852
Kys subhuman. Why try to set up some obvious strawman when it will only work on other retards like you?
Or do plebeians like you not know what a regular restaurant is?

[Anonymous No.50818693]

>>50804167
>>50803927
>All the eurofags triggered by black pepper and chili flakes
Ahahaha oh no no do they REALLY

[Anonymous No.50818695]

>>50818607
>I only use salt, pepper, and garlick btw. Nigger.

why are you bragging about this, like it's some badge of honor to eat flavorless slop like some poor, uncultured, and uneducated slob? all western culinary traditions season their food, whether it's french haute cuisine or traditional rustic foods in the peasant tradition.

[Anonymous No.50818786]

I'm Ukrainian and I've never visited a fastfood or eaten a burger/pizza/taco. I also haven't had soft drinks for like 15 years, no snacks either (with the exception of a bag of potato chips last year). R8.

[Anonymous No.50818863]

>>50818786
RapedByPutler/10

[Anonymous No.50818874]

>>50803927
Eating out is way cheaper than cooking at home.

[Anonymous No.50818895]

>>50818874
That's what sharts actually believe lol. Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.50818913]

>>50818895
Its 100% true.

The math checks out, and its a common misconception that you're saving money by buying groceries and eating at home.

More so if you have kids to feed who constantly all the time.

[Anonymous No.50818963]

>>50818913
Kid, you can have 2 real healthy meals at the cost of one regular burger. I honestly pity you, they turned you into a fat cretin.

[Anonymous No.50818977]

>>50818913
Spoken like a true amerifat where McDonalds costs like a dollar for a full menu

[Anonymous No.50818987]

Middle Eastern food isn't even that spicy. You whitoids really are fucking retarded. Is anything that isn't raw meat and milk considered too 'spicy' for you? Looks like the wypipo memes were right.

t. Middle Eastern Chad

[Anonymous No.50819026]

>>50818987
Southern food has to be spicy only because it tastes like shit otherwise. 90% of the PoC cuisine is just some random leftovers rolled into a flat bread.

[Anonymous No.50819070]

>>50818963
Im one hundred percent certain im healthier, and fitter than you and I just had jimmy jones for lunch....

Half the people in this thread would probably fall over and die trying to keep up with on a 3 mile run

[Anonymous No.50819091]

>>50818987
>t. Middle Eastern Chad

You meant nigger

[Anonymous No.50819131]

>>50819070
>Im one hundred percent certain im healthier, and fitter than you and I just had jimmy jones for lunch....
Too bad confidence doesn't contribute to good health.
>Half the people in this thread would probably fall over and die trying to keep up with on a 3 mile run
When you're doing intensive cardio, you can fuel yourself up with practically anything, including candies. It doesn't mean much in terms of a generally healthy diet.

[Anonymous No.50819153]

>>50803927
60 mins to shop 20 mins to cook 20 mins to do dishes

[Anonymous No.50819192]

>>50819153
>20 mins to do dishes
You've never done dishes in your life.

[Anonymous No.50819209]

>>50819131
Whatever helps you cope with wasting money, fatass

[Anonymous No.50819249]

>>50819209
How much do you spend per meal on average, fatty? Tell me that, and I will asses the correctness of your assertion.

[Anonymous No.50819278]

>>50819249
it's cute how hard you project onto other nerds on a basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.50819288]

>>50819278
Just asking.

[Anonymous No.50819306]

>>50819026
What an utter whitoid cope. The only reason European cuisine is bland is that Europeans historically had little access to spices. Despite that, Europe, just like every other continent, has always craved spices, hence the spice trade.
>PoC
Don't use faggot westoid terminology when speaking to me, you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.50819378]

>>50819306
It's not bland at all. We just don't need to spice it up too much because it already tastes good. Salt and pepper is all you need.
Also your explanation is laughable. We got access to spices like 700 years ago, and it didn't turn our cuisine into kebab-style faggotry.

[Anonymous No.50819396]

>>50819378
>Salt and pepper
poorfag spotted

[Anonymous No.50819455]

>>50818656
drink water. you are so disconnected from reality

[Anonymous No.50820695]

>>50816395
dumb ass

[Anonymous No.50820784]

>>50816968
Sadly north american eggs are inferior to japanese ones and you are likely to die eating natto long-term on these shores

[Anonymous No.50820799]

>>50820784
oops I mean gohan. Sorry Im white

[Anonymous No.50820891]

>>50820799
daijobu anon-san omae wa shitenai ku nai in da yo desu da kara ne

[Anonymous No.50821155]

>>50818695
If only you knew how good things really are when you find enjoyment from less, you overstimulated monkey. Salt, pepper and garlic complimenting a piece of meat cooked in it own fat and butter is better than anything that shitskin could make, nutrition and flavor wise.

[Anonymous No.50821530]

>>50815296

[Anonymous No.50821556]

>>50816085
It's full of Jalapenos you moron it's going to be spicy as a motherfucker when you eat one of those. Probably cooked in hot ass peppers and spices as well--enjoy your asshole being on fire for two days and nights straight.

[Anonymous No.50821895]

>>50820891
失敗

[Anonymous No.50822438]

>>50804167
Burning your tongue from spicy food? Kek, what kind of faggot are you?

[Anonymous No.50822472]

>>50805795
Doesn't drink raw eggs. Get it together bud.

[Anonymous No.50822562]

>>50821155
>a poor with poor opinion and cant even even spell correctly the word he's trying to larp with
seriously why do white people eat like they all live in a homeless shelter

[Anonymous No.50823303]

>bro just spend hours buying 20 different ingredients and preparing them and memorizing this intricate recipe which you'll inevitably fuck up somehow