/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50787541]

Here is your delivery of physical Class V Milk futures

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/female:MASSIVE+MOMMY+MILKERS
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>50770359

[Anonymous No.50787562]

>mfw my milk futures arrive.

[Anonymous No.50787565]

Oops I messed up the prev link
>>50780357

[Anonymous No.50787573]

>>50787541
I love my milk (futures)

[Anonymous No.50787589]

I JUST WANNA BE FUCKING RICH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50787590]

MEGL very pump good tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50787592]

So is the markets going to crash or what...

[Anonymous No.50787596]

>>50775779
Hey anon, I'm back from work and ready to disappoint you a lot. First of all don't expect dirty stuff because my story is
pretty tame and the anecdotal stories I have are also the same. My goal here is to enduce blood flow on the top head.


larp 1
>Finish 1st year of uni circa 2010
>summer job at machine shop
>one of two colleagues is a 5'6 uberskinny dude with very defined muscles, Age,mid 30s iirc.
>guy is ugly as hell with a fuck all attitute
>while working he starts boasting about his conquests
>I call bullshit
>He whips out his phone and shows me countless messages, photos and videos with at least 5 different women
>A little later he tells me he's hooking up with a 16yo (stfu, it's legal here)
>I call bullshit again
>He tells me to drive him somewhere to pick her up
>We pull up at the place he tells me
>He points at her
>She's a 6'+ amazonian with a 6-7 face
>Literally and figuratively thick as hell
>we start chatting while I drop them near a dodgy hotel
>Drive away thinking about all the lies I had been fed until that point

[Anonymous No.50787607]

>>50787589
BUY SIGA

[Anonymous No.50787613]

>>50787596
cont.
Larp 2
>Next summer get summer job at a factory
>I'm shadowing one of the electrical engineers
>Dude is late 30s, has a dad bod and looks like a shorter version of Julian from trailer park boys but a little less handsome
>He also has a fuck all attitude, I'm starting to notice a pattern here
>He also starts boasting about his conquests
>My opinion on females has already degraded so i dont doubt him
>He still shows me messages and photos. Videos were not necessary as I had seen more than enough in his photos this time
>He's dating a fine specimen. around 5'6-5'7 skinny tanned blonde. She has that face you know she's good in bed
>That's not even the highlight
The most memorable story he told me which you are free to believe whatever you want, is this
>His friend's husband is in hospital after an accident
>He ends up fucking her in the hospital toilets
I also don't know whether that story is legit or not but I wouldn't rule out some female doing some shit like that. There have been worse

Larp 3
>Few years later
>Get job abroad
>Go back to my hometown for Easter
>Go out for beers with old friends from high school
>A few tables away sits a group of milfs
>I know one of them
>go say hi and exchange greetings with the rest of the group
>Even I can tell one of them is dtf
>Typical milf in her 40s
>we start chatting outside while smoking
>somehow we exchange numbers
>later that night we fucked at a hotel and 3 more times in the next week before I went back

There is a last one and cannot say what my relationship with that person is
>lanklet in his mid 20s, pretty average but stupid
>He tells me he's hooking up with a married chick in her photos
>Her husband is in a wheelchair


And now a topic related question: Do I pop my option cherry with SPY or VIX calls?

[Anonymous No.50787617]

I bought $100 of Dec calls for VYGG, a shell company involved in the TWTR deal. I just saw so much volume on Friday

[Anonymous No.50787624]

>>50787607
Sorry, I don't buy things that rhyme with nigga. Understand, nigger?

[Anonymous No.50787628]

>>50787589
Get smart and you will get rich.

[Anonymous No.50787641]

>>50787613
SPY calls.

[Anonymous No.50787646]

>>50787617
Doesn't seem that much out of the ordinary

[Anonymous No.50787660]

>>50787624
That is why you will never be a winner.

[Anonymous No.50787676]

Well I effectively shorted the bottom, down 45% as of friday. If we don't get a crash on CPI this week Im effectively heemed. Going to be a rough week.

[Anonymous No.50787694]

>>50787641
I'm leaning towards that too but I'm feeling some choppiness will come the next few weeks. This non stop 2 week pump has me worried

[Anonymous No.50787705]

>>50787613
Depends. If bullish, SPY calls. If kangaroo, VIX calls.

[Anonymous No.50787719]

>>50787676
We will probably dump a couple days in anticipation. Should probably cut your losses then. Personally I think we will be pumping after the CPI report just because it’s confirming that inflation is “on its way out”. And by that I mean energy dipped so it won’t be as fucked up as June was.

[Anonymous No.50787808]

any leafs here with desjardins? do they provide a fancy performance chart so i can look back at my losses

[Anonymous No.50787828]

>>50787624
It’s pronounced See-ga, you Nee-ha.

[Anonymous No.50787860]

>>50787719

CPI is most definitely priced in... Unless you think that 15% rally was nothing?

[Anonymous No.50787871]

Is there any technical analysis indicator that shows retail investors activity? I looked it up, but found nothing. Do you know any alternative approach?

[Anonymous No.50787875]

On the toilet right now taking a massive Trump lol

[Anonymous No.50787881]

>>50787607
Yeah, SIGA puts.

[Anonymous No.50787882]

>>50787828
It's called SIGGA not SEGA you dork.

[Anonymous No.50787894]

>>50787860
rally was from 75bps instead of 100bps and people thinking the fed will pivot. once its confirmed that CPI is lower, which it will be, it will further cement that things are actually ok and the market has an excuse to pump more.

[Anonymous No.50787899]

>>50787860
The bottom was priced in, and earnings did much of the leg work there as well. Don’t forget the immediate insane pump that followed the FOMC meeting too. CPI was only part of it.

[Anonymous No.50787901]

>>50787871
Volume profile with a different hilighted region for small lot orders.

[Anonymous No.50787926]

so Im thinking ill just keep my long short and buy some TQQQ calls to hedge
they cant both lose money hahaha

[Anonymous No.50787954]

>>50787613
>And now a topic related question: Do I pop my option cherry with SPY or VIX calls

are you the retard that wants to do 0dte calls? If so it doesn't matter. First one's free.

[Anonymous No.50787972]

>>50787882
SEGA is pronounced say-guh. siga could be sigga, like nigga, or see-guh

[Anonymous No.50787978]

>>50787926
You can lose a lot of money by playing the long game with shorts. But go ahead and do what you feel.

[Anonymous No.50787985]

guys, you dont seriously think inflation is the only bearish element in the market today, right?

[Anonymous No.50788009]

AMTD is pumping Monday according to my reliable discord. At under $5 I’m getting 100 shares of that chink scam lmao

[Anonymous No.50788025]

>>50787985
In a general sense, all that matters is the perception of future rising interest rates. Every rumor or news item is scored against this.
In a specific sense, all that matters are inflows/outflows. Everything moves together again.

[Anonymous No.50788031]

Who's going to get into APDN??

They have a monkey poo PCR test.

[Anonymous No.50788039]

>the new bill is going to require companies to pay 15% of the money they give to shareholders as tax
Because fuck your 401k and reits

[Anonymous No.50788040]

>>50787978
yeah but I know the exact day I close that position we'll hit circuit breakers, so Ill keep the economy afloat for you all
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.50788047]

>>50787828
Siga as in nigga with an s. or sigger as in nigger if your using it as a noun as in he is a sigger (holds lots of sigga)

[Anonymous No.50788049]

>>50788025
correct, but inflation is not the only barometer that determines the liquidity cycle
or the growth cycle, or the profits cycle. and theyre all closer to the top than to the bottom

[Anonymous No.50788074]

Thoughts on MEGL for tomorrow?
It did a casual +2300% on its first day

[Anonymous No.50788091]

>long term bonds are still giving better returns than international investing
the rest of the world needs to get its shit together

[Anonymous No.50788096]

>>50788031
I saw that thing at 2.51 and thought I missed it. Screw it, I'm going to start chasing a little more now.

[Anonymous No.50788103]

>>50787954
Fucking kek! The videos of those 2 just started randomly popping up in my feed, and the comments sections are laughable
>He has a great personality maybe that's why she's with him chud!!!
No she's with him he because she never has to fuck him, he's loaded, and she probably took a massive life insurance policy out on him, and of course she's fucking someone else.

[Anonymous No.50788105]

>>50788039
>>the new bill is going to require companies to pay 15% of the money they give to shareholders as tax
>Because fuck your 401k and reits

Can you explain this as if I'm a retarded 12 year old? I don't get what's happening exactly

[Anonymous No.50788108]

>>50787954
I know who you're talking about. No, but I'm not ruling it out. I just want to test the waters with lunch money and wanted some ideas

[Anonymous No.50788117]

>>50787901
Cool idea. What interface are you using? My broker only offers plain volume

[Anonymous No.50788136]

>>50788105
>company gives dividend payments to shareholders
>reits are required by law to give 90% to their shareholders so normies can hold real estate
>democrats now want to companies to give 15% of that to the government instead
basically if you retire with your 401k you will now get 15% less because the ((government)) wants more tax money

[Anonymous No.50788135]

I haven't pooped in 6 days because every time I do the market dumps, market makers probably sync up with me to stop me from making money I don't know. Well I tried to go yesterday and today since they can't dump the market when it's closed and nothing, I'm constipated now. Any advice?

[Anonymous No.50788142]

>>50788108
just buy leaps

https://youtu.be/95suqaJcFtU

[Anonymous No.50788174]

>>50788117
Thinkorswim has volume profile for free. Tradingview it is a paid feature. Unfortunately for what I just described you would need to roll your own as the logic there is more involved than what is provided off the shelf. It also would not be totally accurate as I am sure there are algos that attempt to mimic retail traffic via spreading block orders out. Come to think about it I don't notice block orders that often. CME doesn't report them so I just assumed that no one does them anymore. Draws too much attention.

[Anonymous No.50788189]

>>50788136
Is this going to happen to all stocks or just ones with dividends if so then why even invest in divvies?

also I love how the governments solution to everything is just more taxes. I think its time for political violence

[Anonymous No.50788201]

>>50787894

100 bps was never priced in. Not responding anymore considering you’re a retard who is literally making up a narrative.

[Anonymous No.50788202]

>>50788105
basically your being taxed. but the normies will cheer for it and ask for more.

[Anonymous No.50788207]

apple to 90 by eow, god willing.

[Anonymous No.50788212]

>>50788174
I will take a look on that one, and yeah I thought that it was too good to be true. It is a good idea though, I will investigate it. Do you know any other approach? I really want to focus on retail investors (or by reverse focus only on institutional/big fish). If anyone knows something feel free to add

[Anonymous No.50788215]

>>50787954
>post photographic evidence that you are a retard who doesnt know how to play 0DTEs
>call other people retarded
wow

[Anonymous No.50788223]

HODL MY DICK APES CAUSE IM GONNA COOOOOOM OOOOOO
ITS PLATONIC BTW

[Anonymous No.50788273]

>>50788215
>post photographic evidence that you are a retard who doesnt know how to play 0DTEs

Yes the person who doesn't play 0DTEs and is asking for advice on it surely knows all there is to know about it.

Meanwhile the person who does do 0DTES occasionally and is showing you that you can lose your ass on it because it is literally gambling doesn't know what he's talking about.

Cool.

[Anonymous No.50788294]

>>50788189
In typical ((government)) fashion it's "only the biggest companies" but in reality its all companies with over a $1billion in profits. Which if you look it up is the top 1500 fucking companies aka all large and mid cap and hundreds of small caps

aka like 90% of all stocks

[Anonymous No.50788318]

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/08/07/us/climate-tax-deal-vote

is this bullish for
URANIUM
U
U
UEC
E
C
??

[Anonymous No.50788324]

>>50788294
So in other words we're opening red tomorrow??

[Anonymous No.50788328]

>>50788318
*inhales*
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.50788331]

>>50787541
My milk futures stay...?

[Anonymous No.50788350]

>>50788318
>This bill is going to change America for decades and you did it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50788353]

>>50788273
fug so you turned 100 bucks into 260k? I need to do this.

[Anonymous No.50788355]

F... It’s fucking over

Say goodbye to your portfolio and enjoy the new audits coming.... Good job you Demonrat faggot niggers, we’re all fucked except for big fund managers who got to keep their carried interest

[Anonymous No.50788360]

>>50788212
I don't know if there are any indicators that focus on in/out flow. If you're looking for specifically retail activity you'd have to look at trades that most likely came from retail, which would require level 2 data.

[Anonymous No.50788364]

If you had $6000 extra each month from wagie, what would you do with it? Assume...
1. You have 15 months of cash in an emergency fund savings accounts
2. You have no debt
3. You're a terrible investor :(

[Anonymous No.50788375]

>>50788364
stick it all in a globally diversified index fund and create some generational wealth

[Anonymous No.50788376]

>>50788294
Reminds me of how they protect us from pattern day trading and how they kept us all safe during covid lockdowns by closing every business except for the largest multinational chains.

[Anonymous No.50788380]

>>50788375
So, like VOO?

[Anonymous No.50788384]

>>50788324
reits oh yeah

[Anonymous No.50788390]

>>50788376
Always has been tent.
Always will be tent.
Nothing else comes close

[Anonymous No.50788396]

>>50788390
Loose with midriff peek

[Anonymous No.50788408]

>>50788380
I don't know which is which but I see VOO, VTI and VT thrown around. Pretty sure either of them will net long term returns. IT's literally effortless, I suggest checking out the money guy show if you're American they have great advice

[Anonymous No.50788409]

>>50788353
>fug so you turned 100 bucks into 260k? I need to do this.

[Anonymous No.50788414]

>>50788364
Dollar cost average most of it into soxl and crypto. Next time we have a huge crash I would buy leaps on everything.

[Anonymous No.50788420]

>>50788409
whats the problem, frogposter?

[Anonymous No.50788428]

>>50788364
1) max out your 401k into mutual funds
2) max out your roth ira
3) buy ETFs that hold the us market and international, the biggest and best performing are VTI and VXUS

[Anonymous No.50788430]

>>50788047
Sigger is our word, but you can use sigga.

[Anonymous No.50788448]

>>50787646
Honestly it was probably perpetual holders rolling their contracts

[Anonymous No.50788462]

>>50788420
That you can't do basic math. SAD! Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.50788469]

Someone else shorting biontech?

[Anonymous No.50788472]

>>50788353
>>50788409
Lol

>/smg/

[Anonymous No.50788489]

>>50788469
>biontech

Is that a company, or…?

[Anonymous No.50788499]

>>50787541
I love fat pussies in bikinis

[Anonymous No.50788507]

>>50788462
whats 100x2666 are you using a metric calculator or something?

[Anonymous No.50788530]

>>50788507
>whats 100x2666 are you using a metric calculator or something?

[Anonymous No.50788536]

>>50788472
what exactly are you implying you stupid fucking faggot, you dont know his buy in price for 5 calls, i dont know his buy in price, I just randomly picked 100 bucks to get an idea of how much you could profit from 2600% increase YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.50788550]

oh my god im fucked. I SHOULD HAVE TOOK PROFIT ON FRIDAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.50788567]

>>50788536

[Anonymous No.50788573]

>“This bill is going to change America for decades, and you did it,” he told them.
we did it reddit

[Anonymous No.50788574]

>>50788273
Nigger i asked about tax implications and you showed me a picture of you getting rekt. Stop being butthurt and learn how to read

[Anonymous No.50788577]

>>50788507
Anon, 100% = 1X

$100X2667% is $2667.00

And anyway, unless you wait til expiry calls are sold at the going market price ie whatever someone will pay to buy them.

I hope you’re trolling. Don’t take my effort-posting as a sign that I was baited. I’m just trying to help.

[Anonymous No.50788600]

>>50788536
KEK

God, I hope you’re trolling. You’re making me smile extra big right now, anon.

[Anonymous No.50788634]

welp, im gonna go looks at my frozen profits from friday before theyre all gone by monday. it was nice being up that high for but a moment.

[Anonymous No.50788639]

>>50788573
We’re truly fucked and I’m sick to my stomach. Everyone is gonna get audited even all the crypto kiddies and all of /smg/... 15% take on BOOK VALUE and a 1% excise tax on stock buy backs, everyone is about to get fucked in the ass by the IRS and these faggot dems are dancing on our graves

[Anonymous No.50788640]

IS THIS BULLISH OR BEARISH I DONT KNOW ANYMORE

WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.50788642]

I'm bearish for Monday, perhaps Tuesday as well (depending on how hard we dump on Monday) but I'm expecting a continuous, slow pump after CPI.

What calls does anon suggest for a solid return given my hypothesis? I'm looking for something relatively safe, non-SPY with a low-cost of entry with potential to turbo moon.

[Anonymous No.50788662]

>>50788640
see >>50788136 >>50788294
dump dividend and reits

[Anonymous No.50788671]

>>50788640
well they called it the Economy Stoppy Goey Downy Act so id imagine its bullish

[Anonymous No.50788674]

>>50788662
Does this mean VIX will finally moon?

[Anonymous No.50788706]

>>50788640
we did it reddit! we beat inflation

[Anonymous No.50788708]

>>50788640
>how do we improve the economy? TAX EVERYTHING MORE
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[Anonymous No.50788718]

>>50788577
100% is 2x because you doubled up.

200% is 3x because you tripled up.

[Anonymous No.50788723]

>>50788039
Unironically very bullish for crypto.

[Anonymous No.50788750]

Oh boy I can’t wait for futures to open

[Anonymous No.50788762]

>>50788640
neon green tomorrow, (they) turned on the printer once again

[Anonymous No.50788764]

>>50788640
of fucking course

WHY AM I NET SHORT

>>50787541
Based DF poster

[Anonymous No.50788777]

>>50788718
100% profit is a 2X or 200% of your initial investment

100% is everything you initially invested.

This gets confused a lot from what I’ve seen

[Anonymous No.50788782]

>>50788039
Also bullish for global companies. Gonna suck for poor urban retards who voted against their best interests and will see price hikes on everything in the city lol.

[Anonymous No.50788807]

good news means bad news which is priced in. therefore, we pump

[Anonymous No.50788822]

>>50788074
I sold and still have some shares left. The market cap is just over 1 billion and HKD hit a market cap of $425 billion+ so I pray to Ganesha tonight to bless me with great fortune sir.

[Anonymous No.50788845]

>>50788807
You’re a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.50788851]

>>50788845
screencapped, see you tomorrow chud

[Anonymous No.50788852]

I don't want to wage. Does Youtube finance pay well? Why not get paid showing my losses to other autists?

[Anonymous No.50788857]

>>50788639
Well it makes sense why the IRS bought all that ammo now, lol.

[Anonymous No.50788861]

Reminder that next low CPI print is PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.50788883]

>>50788273
RBLX doesn't seem to have any november or even december expiries.
But still, those are all paper gains. There's zero bids for that trash. I really don't understand why anyone would buy it back from you.

[Anonymous No.50788891]

You know none of this would matter if people would just start using crypto as currency instead of casino chips.

[Anonymous No.50788896]

How bad is Palantir going to fuck me tomorrow morning? I’m in 100 shares at 10 dollar avg.

[Anonymous No.50788918]

>>50788662
>Liquidate traders, liquidate mumus, liquidate the divvy farmers, liquidate real assets. It will purge the bullishness out of the system. High costs of stocks and high prices will come down. People will trade smarter, have a more bearish portfolio. Value stocks will be adjusted, and enterprising speculators will pick up from less competent speculators.
>liquidate the divvy farmers
>liquidate real assets

[Anonymous No.50788925]

>>50788640
they will use it to short the market

[Anonymous No.50788975]

>>50788883
it's an old screen shot

only thing I'm holding right now is siga

[Anonymous No.50788978]

SIGA will break $30 EoW

[Anonymous No.50788994]

>>50788883
There's bids right on the screen like 1.10, .91, .74. You highlighted the volume, retard. And it's not even correct, on thinkorswim it shows volume for those strikes from Friday.
>I really don't understand why anyone would buy it back from you.
what are bots and market makers.

[Anonymous No.50789015]

>>50787541
what do you guys think of expedia?

[Anonymous No.50789017]

>>50788925
>use it to short the market

https://youtu.be/yKxBpkbHnpg

[Anonymous No.50789028]

>>50788851
Fucking fool

Why does no one realize this just doesn’t affect large incorporated corporations? Every pass through LLC, S-Corp will be fucked in the ass by this bill they just passed. Everything just got a fucking 15% increase and people don’t realize when jewmuher gets up there and says we just changed America for decades he’s about to fuck every normal citizen in the ass

[Anonymous No.50789036]

>>50788978
You should overlay the SIGA price chart over the chart of daily case count sir.

[Anonymous No.50789062]

>>50788328
>>50788350
https://www.bowlesrice.com/splitting-stigmas/nuclear-energy-in-the-inflation-reduction-act

URANIUM...the FUTURE of ELECTRICITY

[Anonymous No.50789070]

>>50789036
The SIGA price chart was a Shizo fight between bulls and bears that finally ended last Friday.
The entire chart is an eternal shakeout

[Anonymous No.50789096]

>>50788640
What does the bill do? If it's a lot of tax hikes that's not bullish.

[Anonymous No.50789123]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFl_V9tEYm0&t=19s

anons would you work here?

[Anonymous No.50789143]

Uh what's going on

[Anonymous No.50789151]

anyone here "pay" for trading view? the fuck are the exotic chart they're shilling for pro? sounds interdasting

>>50789028
PRICED IN, SIMPLE AS!

[Anonymous No.50789178]

>>50789096

>The bill would raise revenue from:

>Imposing a 15% corporate minimum tax rate for companies with higher than $1 billion annual revenue – $313 billion
>Prescription drug price reform to lower prices, including Medicare negotiation of drug prices – $288 billion
>Increased tax enforcement – $124 billion
>Imposing a 1% excise tax on stock buybacks - $73 billion
No, it's not bullish.
Tax hikes across the board, especially on mid - large cap companies ie >$1b revenue.

[Anonymous No.50789188]

>>50789028
>everything got a 15% increase
wagies got a 15% decrease. companies will be fine, maybe even make more money. this is bullish for stocks, bearish for wagies future.

[Anonymous No.50789195]

MCD for dinner.

[Anonymous No.50789199]

>>50789178
priced in and bullish

[Anonymous No.50789211]

>>50789151
You get intraday charts based on formulae. If I put in something like SPY - (PSA * 4) I'd only get a daily chart on the free version, but on a paid version I could get minute charts. I am tempted to pay for it because I can't install thinkorswim on my work machine, but I don't think I'd get the $300/year value out of it.

[Anonymous No.50789248]

>>50789178
>Imposing a 1% excise tax on stock buybacks - $73 billion
Does this mean dividends are a better value now?

[Anonymous No.50789253]

>>50788861
So…we crab?

[Anonymous No.50789276]

>>50788640
URANIUM BULLISH ?

[Anonymous No.50789281]

>>50789248
What 5% divided are you going to collect when that divvy goes straight to the fucking government along with another 10%

[Anonymous No.50789283]

the bill seems like bearish news, so its probably bullish. i dont make the rules i just play by 'em.

[Anonymous No.50789327]

>>50788640
>>50789276
URANIUM KANGS

WE GOT 30 BILLION OF SUBSIDIES LMAO

THE ENTIRE SECTOR IS 30 BILLION

WE FINNA GO TO URANUS

[Anonymous No.50789334]

Why does everyone ignore quantitative tightening? I feel like I’m going crazy.

[Anonymous No.50789364]

URANIUM KINGS will inherit the earth.
U
U
UEC
E
C

[Anonymous No.50789374]

>>50789334
I am pretty sure the bond market already priced that in. IMO it isn't priced in enough, but you gotta go with the flow.

[Anonymous No.50789403]

>>50789178
That is literally nothing, hyperinflation continues

[Anonymous No.50789405]

>>50789334
Because the Fed has been buck broken the last 2 times it even thought of sticking to it (2018, 2020).
It is unironically every asset manager's fiduciary responsibility to leverage up as hard as possible on garbage so that the Fed is buck broken again.
Basically the past 10 years have created nothing but Doombulls and no one wants to do the responsible thing any more. Or at least that is the hypothesis.

[Anonymous No.50789455]

What does this mean for the market tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50789456]

Your portfolio for the next month should consist of:

>SIGA (self explained)
>EXC (largest owner of nuclear power plants in the USA)
>PGNY (just had a blowout earnings to break the downtrend)

This is my suggestion to you anons. I'm am obsessed with stocks. Ignore this list at your own expense.

[Anonymous No.50789463]

>>50789178
corporate tax rate was lowered by trump to 21%, its going back to its historic %

[Anonymous No.50789470]

>>50789334
With QE it was a total of $120 Billion being added per month. They said they'd decrease by $80 Billion but then added some waffle language about just not re-investing their expiring bonds.
So instead of $80 Billion it's turned out to be a net $30 Billion per month. If the amounts stay that low it's not that relevant.

[Anonymous No.50789476]

> As New Orleans braces for a massive influx of LGBTQ community members for the annual Southern Decadence festival in the Crescent City, health officials are warning the five-day circuit party will become a major (MPXV) superspreader event.

> The Labor Day weekend gathering typically attracts 100,000-300,000 participants. It was canceled in 2020 and 2021 due to the Covid pandemic.

> According to Jennifer Avegno, New Orleans health director, the federal government has agreed to give the state just 9,200 doses of the MPXV vaccine, some of which won’t arrive until the middle of September.

[Anonymous No.50789489]

Milkers bros the cows have been dried out

[Anonymous No.50789490]

t-1 hour until futures gap down

[Anonymous No.50789503]

>>50789334
QT is equivalent to around 50-100 bps rate increase, this will gradually put upward pressure on bond yields in the next few months

[Anonymous No.50789511]

Its over bearbros, unless ww3 breaks out we are fucked

[Anonymous No.50789520]

>>50789455
>Imposing a 1% excise tax on stock buybacks - $73 billion
the 1% excise tax on stock buybacks might have consequences, but nothing immediately since it has to pass the house

[Anonymous No.50789540]

Do we talk about BBBY in here

[Anonymous No.50789542]

Does anyone here own Draft Kings?

[Anonymous No.50789544]

>>50789503
And yet real yields are literally -7% on 10 year bonds. Fucking ridiculous

[Anonymous No.50789545]

this is extremely bullish right?

[Anonymous No.50789548]

>>50789463
If corporate tax rate is 21% right now why do anons lose their shit over the new bill's minimum 15% rate?

[Anonymous No.50789550]

>>50789455
Line up and down but mostly sideways.

[Anonymous No.50789562]

>>50789540
HODL MY DICK APE IM GONNA SQUIZZLE MY NIZZLE

[Anonymous No.50789566]

>>50789542
I’m in MGM and I’m keeping an eye on DKNG. The digital sports betting market is going to need like 5 years to become profitable at the rate things are going haha

[Anonymous No.50789575]

>>50789520
It won't go into effect till next year. Like always boomers won't be effected and it will push companies to spend down cash this year. Only in the long run of compounding decades will it matter

[Anonymous No.50789580]

>>50789476
>the annual Southern Decadence festival

[Anonymous No.50789588]

>>50789548
Because it's not a tax cut, like you seem to believe, >>50789028 put it correctly

[Anonymous No.50789601]

>>50789545
yeah i guess. bearish for inflation but bullish for kicking the can down the road

[Anonymous No.50789610]

>>50789575
Boomers got the buyback bonus and bailouts over the top to make up for the lack of balance sheet. Piling debt and getting tax advantages, while the young will get higher taxes and debt to deal with, a nice double dip for existing wealth and harder compounding for us. As always policy has that nice effect of making the ladder more difficult

[Anonymous No.50789615]

>>50789588
It's not a tax cut but a 15% minimum rate. Where do people get the idea it's a 15% tax increase?

[Anonymous No.50789620]

Anyone here buy cars and rent them on Toro? Seems like this could be profitable

[Anonymous No.50789627]

>>50789028
Trickle down economics means that the tax just gets passed down to the consumer.
Bim bam boom throw 15% on next month's CPI.

[Anonymous No.50789628]

>>50789511
It’s just getting started kneegrow
>>50789545
No
>>50789548
Because writeoffs expenses and deductions deeply cut their tax rate to 0% or much less than 21%... I’m going to go out on a limb here and suspect you don’t own your own business or file a 1099 tax return, this isn’t about corporations, it’s about fucking the little guy small business owner and that’s why the Democrats are creaming their fucking pants right now
>>50789455
Sell

[Anonymous No.50789632]

>>50789615
Don't forget the irs audits you'll pay for

[Anonymous No.50789650]

some of yall would suck a dick for some petty amounts of cash and you think you aint gay

[Anonymous No.50789654]

When dems wanted to pass a wealth tax that only effected public company holdings is when you knew it was all about removing the ladder to new wealth

[Anonymous No.50789662]

>>50789628
Big businesses getting to eliminate all their competition seems bullish.

[Anonymous No.50789663]

>>50789650
I beg your pardon sir i only suck feminine penis

[Anonymous No.50789706]

Anyone else just tired?

[Anonymous No.50789709]

>>50789632
This
>>50789548
Also this is a fucking after tax, tax. It’s a book value tax which means after all your deductions and expenses if you managed to get your effective tax rate less than 15% the they’re still going to tax you until your new effective tax rate is fucking 15%... people who work for a boss and have their taxes withheld and receive a w2 every January have no clue how fucking major this is

[Anonymous No.50789712]

>>50789662
Yeah sure, after earnings gets slashed across the board large cap or not.

[Anonymous No.50789715]

>>50789628
Expenses and deductions don't cut your tax rate but reduce your net profit. Of course we don't tax gross profit or revenue.

[Anonymous No.50789719]

>Inflation reduction act
wtfwt?

[Anonymous No.50789722]

I'm sure massively increasing IRS employees who will then subjectively choose who to audit and enforce is great. What could be bad about this bill that supercharges auditing and adds a huge new amount of permanent federal employees

[Anonymous No.50789728]

>HERTA

[Anonymous No.50789739]

>>50789662
>>50789628
>>50789610
My impression is that they are just making business more capital intensive, which is bad in this environment but will be a non-issue as we move into the next credit cycle. There are a lot of business that probably shouldn’t even exist in normal conditions.
>>50789620
It is not because your renters will trash the cars.
>>50789632
>>50789654
I think the real concern is that they just gave the IRS ammunition to annihilate anybody they want with audits and legions of employees.

[Anonymous No.50789746]

>>50789722
Adding IRS employees is unironically one of the few activities that actually results in a net gain of dollars to a point.
The same would be true of the SEC but, you know,.... oy vey

[Anonymous No.50789766]

>>50789746
On paper, they are gonna track down all the Uber and under the table people in USA? I'm sure it will work out just like they suspect

[Anonymous No.50789779]

>>50789706
I took some time off work this week. It's gonna be hot outside.

[Anonymous No.50789781]

>>50789766
Very bullish for any accounting firms

[Anonymous No.50789786]

>>50789715
You’re retarded, businesses spend money on things when it’s tax deductable from your profits, do you know how much of the economy is supported by businesses investing in and buying new things to reduce what they owe the government... You clown that’s how you reduce your tax bill and now there’s no benefit to over business that make over $1 billion dollars to reduce their tax liability under 15%, meanwhile all the other small business owners will be getting audited and even when the irs fucks up it doesn’t matter you still have to pay.... how long do you think it will be before that minimum 15% tax gets passed down to everyone now that the precedent has been set and jewmuher said we just changed America for decades

[Anonymous No.50789788]

>>50789709
>book value tax
That can't be right. It would kill all incentive to invest in new property and drive industrial companies into bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.50789795]

>>50787541
will CD rates crack 4% by december?

[Anonymous No.50789799]

>>50789739
Yeah but you can just charge a deposit. I’ll have to run numbers, but even if you do just a little of the work yourself, I imagine you can start scraping out a margin that makes it worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.50789811]

Red days Monday and Tuesday when Volatility kicks in anticipating the CPI release Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.50789817]

>>50789706
yes but also smoked a little high grade medical weed

[Anonymous No.50789819]

Are there any new loopholes to take advantage of? Seems pretty bad for SOXL, their effective tax rates have been 2% vs 12% in 2016.

[Anonymous No.50789821]

>>50789788
No shit.... why do you think it’s bad? If a company reduced their effective tax to 0, They would still be required to pay a 15% tax of book value (profits)

[Anonymous No.50789836]

>>50789811
Husbando.. please put the rice pot on the fire....

this is the new husbando waifu

[Anonymous No.50789864]

>>50789722
Supreme Court is defanging admin law so the IRS and SEC are close to defanged.

[Anonymous No.50789875]

>>50789795
probably not, fed rate will barely approach it

[Anonymous No.50789878]

>>50789799
From what I understand, between the amount of demand you’ll actually get for your vehicle combined with wear and tear from usage, there is a fairly narrow pocket of profitability in car renting.

[Anonymous No.50789880]

lots of insiders buying energy

[Anonymous No.50789882]

>>50789821
I think you must have misinterpreted the bill. If you tax book value nobody would ever build a factory again. Do you remember where it says gross profits are taxed?

[Anonymous No.50789898]

Government going to send billions to the stock market again it looks like. Endless rally has begun. New highs soon.

[Anonymous No.50789921]

>>50789821
SOXL is much more dependent on the flourishing of global markets. So this is huge for it.

[Anonymous No.50789933]

>>50789882
Everything is taxed at gross profits.... Say you build a new factory and it reduces your tax rate from 21% down to 10%, under this new bill you would still owe the government another 5% in taxes since now companies no matter how much they spend buying new things would still be on the hook for 15% of their profits after all deductions and expenses, it a new alternative minimum tax of 15% no matter what

[Anonymous No.50789946]

Looks like some huge money is still very short. No other reason for the Washington compost to damage control the passing of this bill. Short squeeze time, but unironically.

[Anonymous No.50789951]

>REITs are excluded from the 15% tax
oh thank god

[Anonymous No.50789958]

Did we peak, SIGAbros? Didn’t we

[Anonymous No.50789963]

>>50789946
The inflation act doesn't do ANYTHING about inflation. It's all climate and healthcare shit

[Anonymous No.50789969]

>>50789933
Ok not after all deductions and expenses but if you have enough deductions and expenses to drop you underneath 15% you are still required to pay the difference somyour effective tax rate will never be under 15%

[Anonymous No.50789981]

>>50789951
How does this affect MLPs?

I hope I can still get scammed by GPs in a tax-efficient manner.

[Anonymous No.50789985]

>people on reddit and 4chan actually think the 'inflation reduction act' means the fed will pivot
>people trading stocks are literally too stupid to live

[Anonymous No.50789994]

>>50789880
Something happened on Friday. They ripped XLE/XOP in the first 30 minutes of trading then moved it sideways the whole day.

[Anonymous No.50790012]

just heard the stock market is out of stocks, no more. this is it, this is the big one. its over

[Anonymous No.50790016]

>>50789811
>hand over muzzle

[Anonymous No.50790021]

>>50789963
First, this reduces budget deficits, and so by reducing budget deficits, it reduces the level of demand in the economy. Second, this reduces prices directly by going after prescription drugs and getting lower prices and a better deal for taxpayers when they purchase prescription drugs. Third, this increases supply by stimulating energy production and by subsidizing and supporting our energy transition to renewables. So, less demand, more supply, and direct, better bargaining for lower prices, those are the things that are involved in reducing inflation.

[Anonymous No.50790025]

>>50789963
anon you don't know what your talking about. the govt isn't allowed to mislead you.

[Anonymous No.50790029]

who else is unironically excited to see the new lord of the kangz amazon series

[Anonymous No.50790071]

>>50789178
agree if it's going to be anything it'll be bearish, but more likely it's a nothingburger and already completely priced in. There's no bullish surprise in there, in any case.

[Anonymous No.50790072]

>>50789958
we haven't even started to think about the possibility of being anywhere even remotely close to even the idea of the definition of the word peak, anon.
you think gay sex is going out of style?
just wait until the next leg of lockdowns..
we're just getting started

[Anonymous No.50790087]

>>50789489
Think of it another way: we are drowning in milk. The market is swamped with delicious, nutritious milk. Possibly even from cows.

[Anonymous No.50790092]

>>50790072
>mutates and crosses into the heterosexual community
yeah im gonna be rich(er) as fuck

[Anonymous No.50790096]

>>50789880
So that means I will just buy XLE?

[Anonymous No.50790119]

>>50790096
or gush or nrgu or VDE or DBE

[Anonymous No.50790120]

>>50789969
>>50789933
Yeah, it's not a wealth tax for corporations so saying "book value" is very misleading. It sounds more like an AMT (which'll marginally kill various types of capex).

[Anonymous No.50790177]

Everyone here talking about the 15% tax has no accounting or tax background and it really shows.

[Anonymous No.50790180]

>>50790012
Shortages drive up prices. We're gonna squeeze those hedgies all the way to SPY 1000.

[Anonymous No.50790221]

>>50790177
My bread and butter is in real estate and have a very good understanding of taxes, deductions, expenses, depreciation and having to expense things over 5 years, the 2017 tax bill was a tremendous boost to the economy since things could be fully deducted in the same year instead of having to expense them over 5 years.

[Anonymous No.50790220]

>>50789788
Pretty sure that's unconstitutional, at the federal level at least

[Anonymous No.50790233]

Anyone know of any good penny stocks that might hold potential?

[Anonymous No.50790235]

>>50790180
never thought there was a lot of money to be made in landscaping but those hedgies proved me wrong. concerned about the supply chain issues, a good chain is a staple of any decent hardware store. not to mention labour shortages whos gonna stock the shelves??

[Anonymous No.50790265]

>>50790233
DGTW, but the cost is your eternal soul. 'tis a stock of the damned.

>>50790235
This is why the first piece of advice for /smg/gers is to claim your physical shares. Nobody here is relying on their broker to deliver at some point in the future.

[Anonymous No.50790286]

>>50790177
>the average midwit post

[Anonymous No.50790294]

>>50789963
reduces deficit (unlike other bills that come with completely retarded projections, this one actually does, because it raises actual funds instead of some voodoo economics about the multiplier effect horseshit)
ACA is finally allowed to negotiate drug prices instead of the taxpayer being forced to pay any arbitrarily high price the drugmakers want
ACA drug prices can't be arbitrarily raised, they are indexed to inflation, so Mr. Goldengatestein can't increase the price of a drug 600% YoY

This does reduce healthcare costs for those that are on ACA plans, it also reduces the amount of taxpayer money drugmakers were able to take, because the government was -by law- not allowed to negotiate prices (like every other entity is allowed to) until now.

Crazy to see how NPCs raised on REDTEAM-BLUETEAM kabuki theater are crying that Pfizer won't be allowed to charge any price on drugs it sells to the government plan and it will have instead compete with other suppliers.

[Anonymous No.50790297]

>>50790233
Some anon shilled CMRZF a while back and I am up 25% on it. Something about a war in the Kongo? I think I am going to take profit on that one soon.

[Anonymous No.50790304]

>>50790286
I’m literally a CPA and work in tax accounting. Most of the terminology thrown around here just plain incorrect.

[Anonymous No.50790305]

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[Anonymous No.50790308]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.50790309]

These crazy motherfuckas in San Fransisco are getting ready to release ACAM 20000000000000000000000000

This will further spread the small pox disease. 10x worse than this monkey pee sheit...

Smallpox + vaccine mutation = no working vaccine or antiviral.

[Anonymous No.50790332]

it's over mumubros, sell everything as soon as you can

[Anonymous No.50790339]

>>50790309
why do they want us all to die bros

[Anonymous No.50790342]

>futures dippin a lil
yea we are pumping hard tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50790360]

>>50790339
All these memes about Siga were fun, but now shit is about to go down. If we do get an epidemic of smallpox it might honestly be bullish for SIGA. Unironically. But hiv + smallpox mutation may mean nothing will work on this new gay of function strain.

[Anonymous No.50790364]

>>50790309
Holy fuck
They wouldn’t

[Anonymous No.50790379]

>>50790309
bullish for SIGA

[Anonymous No.50790386]

>>50790309
What gives San Fran the right to use this? That vaccine has a live virus (not smallpox but still dangerous) that is infectious. It’s a very dangerous vaccine for smallpox level threats FOR A REASON.
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.50790393]

Look at futures

[Anonymous No.50790394]

>>50789490
>t-1 hour until futures gap down


WRONG

[Anonymous No.50790402]

>>50790360

Bring on the goddamn plague I am ready to make ends off little kids dying and getting disfigured for life. We been eating already, but it just been an appetizers. Siggas got that entree coming yet.

[Anonymous No.50790404]

>>50790309
>>50790364
>>50790379
>>50790339

>In certain groups of people, particularly those who are immunocompromised, complications from the vaccinia virus can be severe.

Now they want to give ACAM2000 to the gay people who have AIDS???

[Anonymous No.50790421]

>>50790404
Its also very dangerous in young children. JUST TELL GAY PEOPLE TO STOP HAVING ORGIES HOLY SHIT ARE WE REALLY GOING TO RISK THE FUTURE OF AMERICA OVER GAYSEX

[Anonymous No.50790424]

POV you at market open tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVRlYugm69Y

[Anonymous No.50790426]

>>50790404
nothing like walking talking biolabs who do it for free.

[Anonymous No.50790427]

>>50790421
YES
GAY SEX IS A HUMAN RIGHT
BULLISH FOR SIGA

[Anonymous No.50790438]

>>50790294
>ACA
>not calling it Obamacare
You don’t belong here fag

[Anonymous No.50790439]

>>50789632
>>50789709
>>50789739

https://www.theepochtimes.com/irs-stockpiles-more-than-5-million-rounds-of-ammunition_4636607.html

[Anonymous No.50790441]

>>50790427
Its not bullish when you're one of the unlucky 5% of individuals that get permanent heart inflammation from being near a gay dude with this vaccine.

[Anonymous No.50790450]

What was up with that USTECH 1 minute candle wick? Who the fuck was dumb enough to buy that high? It was a .30% move

[Anonymous No.50790455]

Pro tip: delay your margin calls til Yom Kippur so they may be forgiven

[Anonymous No.50790458]

I'm tired lads

[Anonymous No.50790459]

>>50790441
this is also bullish for siga

[Anonymous No.50790465]

>>50790021
The IRS additions and pharma negotiations will probably net revenue but less than they project. The tax increases will be passed onto the consumer, which will reduce spending overall. The "climate spending" will end up making this bill net neutral on the deficit. You can't tax your way into prosperity, and the government will never learn to become efficient, as their survival does not depend on it.

[Anonymous No.50790466]

>>50790309
Fucking faggots have doomed us all because they couldn’t wait a month without butt sex

[Anonymous No.50790470]

KEK

[Anonymous No.50790485]

>>50790424
that was actually cool

[Anonymous No.50790487]

>Release ACAM2000 on the gay population
>Gay people infect the general population
>Everyone now must get the ACAM2000 because they are now ask risk of being infected
>Rinse and Repeat

[Anonymous No.50790488]

>>50790424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrZ_wX4SQPs

>he posted a new video right then
Kek.

[Anonymous No.50790493]

which vix products options specifically are best if bullish on a vix pump say 45-90dte?

[Anonymous No.50790534]

Where's the anon who entered the $100k UVXY position

[Anonymous No.50790544]

For me, it's a conservative portfolio of 100% poop & pee.

[Anonymous No.50790551]

>>50790488
WHY IS THIS SO COMFY FUCK I WANNA WORK AT MCD NOW

[Anonymous No.50790558]

>>50790487
They're releasing another super dangerous virus to give gays a little bit of protection so they can have sex.
Bullish for SIGA and bunker companies.

[Anonymous No.50790559]

>>50790332
What's this?

[Anonymous No.50790577]

>>50790438
>>not calling it Obamacare

>how will I know if it's good or bad if I can't immediately tell which side it came from
turn off the TV and get help

[Anonymous No.50790581]

>>50790386
Liberals never fought back and celebrated as their city turned into fagland and the bay area became pajeetville in order to own the chuds in socal as it became north mexico.

San Bernardino wants to become the "State of Empire" and all the rural retards in the north of the state want to become the "State of Jefferson". The Californian experiment has failed.

[Anonymous No.50790585]

>HOGS almost back at $100 parity
The true future reserve currency of the world.

[Anonymous No.50790634]

Bullish or Disgusting.

Faggot trying to spread MONKEYPOOP as a fetish on reddit...

[Anonymous No.50790636]

>>50790581
>>50790466
>>50790427
>>50790309

>Adverse events following ACAM2000, including myocarditis and/or pericarditis or Vaccinia virus transmission to household contacts, can be serious. ACAM2000 will be made available for individuals who decide, in consultation with their healthcare provider, that the potential benefits of vaccination outweigh any potential risks from ACAM2000 adverse events.
>Because ACAM2000 is contraindicated in people with weakened immune systems, people who are eligible for and offered ACAM2000 should be tested for HIV to ensure they are HIV negative, counseled on potential side effects, and sign an informed consent. To avoid spread of Vaccinia virus infection to others or other parts of the body, recipients should be advised to keep the vaccination site covered and to avoid swimming, sharing of blankets and towels, and contact with people who might be at risk for serious adverse events, such as people with weakened immune systems, people with eczema or other exfoliative skin conditions, children younger than 12 months, or people who are pregnant.
>People who receive ACAM2000 are considered to reach maximal immunity 4 weeks after their dose.
>Since there are currently no data on the effectiveness of ACAM2000 from the current outbreak, people who get this vaccine should continue to take steps to protect themselves from infection even after vaccination takes full effect.

How fucked are we?

[Anonymous No.50790681]

BROTHER LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.50790682]

>new buyback tax
Is this actually a thing?

Are companies about to buy the fuck out of their buybacks before this kicks in?

Fuck bros I shorted

[Anonymous No.50790691]

>>50790119
Thanks

[Anonymous No.50790694]

WHAT THE FRICK WAS THAT (this post is in reference to futures also I'm trying to swear less)

[Anonymous No.50790697]

>>50790424
>>50790488
>>50790551
ol' fayshun
best in the bidness
meat hangs over the bun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbVDQKcxg00

[Anonymous No.50790702]

>>50790682
>SPY reaches 1000 next week due to massive buybacks
this bodes well for my 30x 420$ SPY calls

[Anonymous No.50790705]

New

>>50790701
>>50790701

[Anonymous No.50790706]

>>50788207
Apple is postponing iphone 14 due to China Taiwan

[Anonymous No.50790736]

>>50790488
>drops a nuggie not even a minute in
maybe because it was i was still in highschool at the time and it was my first job and i wanted to, like, be good at it, but fuuuuck dooood rip nuggie i'd never disrespect on my hat brah

[Anonymous No.50790740]

>>50790551
>t. never worked in a fast food kitchen doing ten things at once and getting BTFO by the lunch and dinner waves

[Anonymous No.50790741]

>>50790177
https://youtu.be/hupth8xHgpI

[Anonymous No.50790773]

imagine wanting to work at mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.50790791]

>>50790773
If the pay wasn't shit.

[Anonymous No.50790823]

>>50790773
I'd totally be down to be a GM for a group of franchisers and/or corporate owned stores.

[WSB No.50790832]

>>50788640
Reduce inflation with $340b? What is she going to do? Wipe her arse with it? Fr...

[Anonymous No.50790865]

>>50790697
comfy

[Anonymous No.50790882]

>>50789178
tax hikes were priced in when democrats "won" the election

[Anonymous No.50790906]

Futures bros..... I don't feel too good.

[Anonymous No.50791005]

>>50790791
They pay over $20.00 an hour now kek

[Anonymous No.50791010]

>>50787972
It’s See-ga. It’s not Sig-ga like the monkeys in this thread keep saying. Listen to the CEO say it. It’s a Spanish word.

[Anonymous No.50791024]

>>50788489
German company that made the slow death shot in collaboration with PFE.

[Anonymous No.50791051]

>>50788896
I have 300@$14. You’re ok.

[Anonymous No.50791091]

>>50789476
There are people unironically bearish on gaysex

[Anonymous No.50791328]

>>50791005
>in one mcdonalds in new york city