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yes I baked this

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:South+Dakota
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last: >>50776329

>> No.50780389

First for gay sex

>> No.50780445
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>>50780389
Ok I'm abandoning this thread. Enough is enough.

>> No.50780505

IN ALL THE THREADS

>> No.50780509

N

>> No.50780585

I buy on monday

>> No.50780618

>>50780509
I

>> No.50780646

thanks anon

>> No.50780655

>>50780585
because the bullmarket has started

>> No.50780656

>>50780585
what r u buying?

>> No.50780659

>>50780656
I'll tell you in the other thread in 30 secs

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we know my capslock thread is the real thread

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>>50780445
Don't NUKE GAY SEX!!

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>>50780682

>> No.50780705
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Why was someone shilling AIRT.

I AM NOT READY TO COPY I AM DIRECT YPSILANTI. I WILL SQUAWK VFR AND STOP TALKING TO YOU BLOODY BASTARDS IF NOBODY TELLS ME.

>> No.50780715

>>50780696
yeah somehow everyone is expecting better data but I think it's gonna be bad data wich will be a surprise so I actually doubt it will be bullish.

>> No.50780716

>>50780686
yknow, i dont fucking know either but look at how low it is. the shitty thing is that its an ETF and can reverse split and go lower but still, it looks so bottomed out.

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>>50780357
What's happening on Monday bros?

1% gain?

>> No.50780748

which thread is real one

>> No.50780756

>>50780748
This one:
>>50776329
>>50776329
>>50776329

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>>50780756
you can post in whatever thread you want thats the beauty of capitalism.

>> No.50780829

3 way thread split looking very bearish today

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>>50780791
>the beauty of capitalism
tell that to all the shitholes in the world that are going up in flames right now because of 50% daily inflation

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Shmita might be winding down

but that was it that whole stock market and crypto collapse we saw this whole year

exactly predicted every 7 years perfectly

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>>50780833
>collapse
>market is like 20% down instead of the normal 50-70% down an actual recession would be and recessions usually bottom in september-november, not summer when volume is lower
So how badly are you underwater then huh?

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>>50780855
now but in june it was worse could be rewinding itself now

crypto was 17k that was nearly apocalyptic price

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why are there 3 threads

>> No.50781089

>>50781053
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.50781132
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Anyone else find it quite hilarious there are a shortage of Jynneos vaccine right now for the gays? It's probably because the vaccine doesn't work and if they utilize them right it would NOT stop the monkey poo outbreak. They would blame it on the vaccine. So now they want this thing to spread until October... Then the massive roll outs will begin for everyone.

Bavarian Nordic has a history of falsifying clinical data. It's a good stock to play as it will shoot this stock to the moon, but it's best to get out before you get rugged.

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>democrat bill calls for a 15% tax on the "largest companies in america"
>the metric they are using for this is all companies that make over a $1 billion in revenue
>look up how many companies that is
>mother fucking 1500
>https://companiesmarketcap.com/usa/largest-american-companies-by-revenue/?page=15
>this is going to tax all of the S&P, all of the mid cap, and hundreds of small cap companies
I FUCKING HATE HOW RETARDED DEMOCRATS ARE

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>>50781163
they basically raised the corporate tax rate from 21% to 36% on all us companies except the smallest of the small

>> No.50781183

>>50781163
>>50781179
What bill is this?

>> No.50781194

>>50781163
>15% tax
what windfall, yearly, over and above ct? thats retarded

>> No.50781206
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>>50781183
>>50781179
>>50781163
Corporate Tax Rate in the United States averaged 32.37 percent from 1909 until 2021, reaching an all time high of 52.80 percent in 1968 and a record low of 1 percent in 1910.

bidens reversing trumps tax cut

>> No.50781217
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>>50781183
The new "inflation" bill that Kamala Harris as VP just did the tie breaker vote on because it was 50/50

>> No.50781223

I have 500k to invest in ETFs.

For a ten 10yr hold does just buying Vanguard (etc) make the most sense?

I don't want to manage shit just set and cash out.

>> No.50781226

why is there 4 different threads

>> No.50781239

>>50781223
Vanguard has the best ETFs because you aren't going to get fucked over by capital gains tax. (They have some weird patent to avoid it)
Just go 80% VTI (american stock market) and 20% VXUS (rest of the world)

In 10 years it'll easily double or triple and you'll probably be raking in $30,000 in dividends a year for free

>> No.50781258

>>50781223
I like schwab etfs better ( better stock selections and historical performance). SCHD is probably your best bet.

JEPI and DIVO are great if you want passive income.

>> No.50781266

>>50781163
>I FUCKING HATE HOW RETARDED DEMOCRATS ARE
So if I vote red team, the taxes will go away right? If blue team makes it 21% to 36%, red team will make it 21% to 6%?

Because in the reality I live in, red team is controlled opposition that never reverses blue team shit.

>> No.50781267

>>50781239
>They have some weird patent to avoid
Explain further

>> No.50781285

>>50781132
Any hopium for my CMRX bags?

>> No.50781286
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>>50781223
yeah, you should put that all in low cost index funds. make a diversified portfolio, figure out if you want emerging market and developed ex US exposure, in addition to factor tilts(like small caps and value)

You could end up with

VT
or VTI
or VTI + VWO + VEA
and maybe AVUV / AVDV for factors

pic related, minus the bonds. also dollar cost averge into the market as theres a lot of risk currently due to markets crashing

>> No.50781287

>>50781217
After Republicans sweep the house this fall they can just undo the bill right?

>> No.50781299

>>50781285
>Any hopium for my CMRX bags?
Tembexa causes liver damage

>> No.50781311

>>50781239
Should I reinvest the dividends?
thank u

>> No.50781313

>>50781287
Republicans are going to lose because the based democrats will cheat and republicucks will do nothing about it. Once the democrats win I will be gaslighting you in /SMG/, calling you a schizo and telling you the republicans never had a chance to win.

>> No.50781317

>>50781053
It's the jews' fault

>> No.50781319

>>50781266
Red team is just blue team but even more proisrael

>> No.50781335

>>50781313

>Once the democrats win I will be gaslighting you in /SMG/, calling you a schizo and telling you the republicans never had a chance to win.

The Republicans will have a 55 seat advantage in the House. Stop posting gay shit

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>>50781311
100% always reinvest the dividends. I'm guessing you are throwing this into a brokerage account and not retirement.

Use this
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio
And choose the etfs and experiment with a ten years backtested portfolio

>> No.50781340

Shut down world for covid
Don't tell gay people to have less orgy events and continue them as normal for ape spots

Explain the economics of ruining of entire world economic system by doubling world debt in two years versus the extreme fear to even speak against promiscuity

>> No.50781341

>>50781239
>>50781286
Market cap weighted index funds are a meme. Even Jack Bogle thought index investing was overdone before he died

Value/quality will win the day

>> No.50781344

>>50781299
This didnt stop Canada from buying a stockpile

>> No.50781352

>>50780705
They got a deal with L3Harris. I saw it first shilled on Friday ah. It's a huge gamble, I plan on watching it from the sidelines.

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>>50781341
well i didnt wanna get too complex on factor shit, but i did mention avuv

>> No.50781357
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>>50781341
He wants to invest and forget and will easily be making $30,000 in dividends after ten years, and that will increase 10% each year after that on average

Honestly I'd suggest equally weighting small/mid/large cap but his priority is to to safety "invest in everything" and sit back and relax.

Personally I equally weight small/mid/large because of their trend to outperform large cap in the long run

>> No.50781358

>>50781340
Easy.
>the world runs on debt so forcing prices up and killing the economy keeps the debt economy strong
>a patient cured is a customer lost, and spreading disease is good for the medical sector

>> No.50781369

>>50781352
The L3Harris recruiter I talked to never gave me an interview, incredibly bearish

>> No.50781371

>>50781339
THANK U

I just got multi million dollar bag and I'm trying to set up my retirement for 2033.
Can't tell anyone in my life so I need to start putting this shit away LMAO

>> No.50781378

>>50781371
How did you get that money then?

>> No.50781401

>>50781371
Congrats anon. Remember everyone will try to convince you to do something more risky and profit. It's not worth it. Own everything and the 80/20 rule is perfect. VTI and VXUS are perfect for this. You'll own over 10,000 companies in every single nation in the world and will be getting paid 1.5%+ every single year

>> No.50781409

>>50781163
How is this a bad thing? Raising taxes on corporations to reduce the deficit is the responsible thing to do. They all got extremely wealthy on excessive spending and unnaturally low rates, they have a responsibility to pay taxes.

>> No.50781418

>>50781401
>VTI
is VTI the right stock ticker for the US market? I can't find it.

>> No.50781420

>>50781371
diversify, you need to grow in addition to preserve your new money, being exposed to a single company/country/currency/sector/asset can be very dangerous

>> No.50781432

>>50781409
>this retailer that makes $1 bn top line revenue and has narrow margins and huge overhead should be taxed the same amount as Walmart, which 55x larger and has almost no cost of revenue and ridiculous profits
Hmm

>> No.50781445

>>50781378
Family Trust

>> No.50781451
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>>50781418
Correct
>https://investor.vanguard.com/investment-products/etfs/profile/vti
>https://investor.vanguard.com/investment-products/etfs/profile/vxus

And to more easily see this breakdown
>https://www.schwab.com/research/etfs/quotes/portfolio/vti
>https://www.schwab.com/research/etfs/quotes/portfolio/vxus

Pic related in the ten years he wants to hold this, his profits will quadruple. $500,000 will become $2,000,000

>> No.50781479

>>50781451
it'd be pretty funny if the entire economy crabbed for the next 10 years.

>> No.50781483

is soxl viable for long term investing or only really good for swinging?

>> No.50781486

>>50781451
>will quadruple
>will
Nah.

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>>50781479
that's why my roth ira holds reits baby

>> No.50781503

>>50781354
I mean Fama and French basically used math to prove that value boomers were right all along. I mean a few value/dividend etfs would do the job.

>>50781357
Value investing is pretty much set it and forget it, unless you want to do some leveraged long/short factor strat.

SCHD has tons of dividend growth, and will provide dividend based returns in the likely event we enter a decade long crab market

>> No.50781517

>>50781503
I fear that if the stock market ever crabs, like for instance the population of europe and asia actually falling, then reits or dividend stocks are the way to go

>> No.50781518

>>50781451
Jesus man wow thank you anon I'm gonna do that and reinvest everything back in.

>> No.50781528

>>50781518
gl anon, hope you get a nice comfy life

>> No.50781535

>>50781483
If there is a bull market in tech, it should rapidly rise long term, but you will get chucked by rebalancing if the market crabs.

You are probably better off just doing a bull spread on NDX if you need leveraged exposure to tech

>> No.50781548

>>50781517
Yeah. Income strats are probably the way to go.

Covered call etfs are also good for crabby markets

>> No.50781559

>>50781432
They aren't taxing the revenue. It essentially sets a floor at 15% on the earnings of a company. They use the term book income. I need to read more about what exactly is and isn't included in that, but it still seems like a very good bill that I support.

>> No.50781607

>>50781559
Yeah buyback taxes are amazing, democrats are so awesome and a bunch of money to esg companies

>> No.50781627
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SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>> No.50781679

>>50781409
broad corporation tax does unfortunately often trickle down to consumers

>> No.50781683

>>50781163
Fund managers diving off buildings next week?

>> No.50781720

>>50781352
How is it a gamble? Seems like a solid company.

>> No.50781738

>>50781528
Yeah Im gonna healthmaxx.

Looking at quiet cheap places rn. just let me grill for goodness sake

>> No.50781774

I just drank well over a liter of water to clean out my urine. It was dark and shitty looking

>> No.50781784

SOXL BROS WHERE WE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>> No.50781792

>>50781774
that could be organ problems if its not diet related, go get a piss test done

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wonder when china bans trade with us...

>> No.50781805

>>50780874
Crypto has never seen a real world recession.

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>>50781784
I only have AMD desu
I sold them at 120 and then bought in again at 70.

>> No.50781824

>>50781795
>Ban trade with the west
>No more food imports, electronics, technology or raw materials
>Communism collapses
I'd even readily accept a crash just to see it happen

>> No.50781854

>>50781163
>>Nooo you can't raise rates!
>>You won't be able to finance your debt!
>Ok I'll raise taxes to pay the debt
>>Aaahhhh nooo! you can't raise taxes!

Kek

>> No.50781878

>>50781792

It was dark yellow. Not brown or anything

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INFLATION IS OVER CHUDS! THIS IS A VIBE-CONOMY, S&P TO 100000000

>> No.50781894

Is this the best time to invest 10k every week for the next 5 weeks?

>> No.50781903

>>50781894
Statistically the stock market goes up by 0.15% every week. And since we have no idea when it goes up or down, the best time to invest is any time.

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>>50781888

>> No.50781917

>>50781903
that's not statistics, god damn retail message boards are just filled with pseudointellectual faggots like you jacking off to their own dunning kruger faggotry

>> No.50781936

>>50781223
>>50781371
>>50781894
top signal

>>50781340
if you want to get really schizo about it: total usd denominated debt/m2 *decreased* during covid, so while there is more debt now, the effects of dollar short squeezes on debt should be a little more managable now, so overall there is less leverage and both the dollar reserve system and the current global debt situation can continue for a little while longer.

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Sometimes I think I should stop trying to beat the market.

>> No.50782073

>>50781912

Nothing really beats DIA, SPY or QQQ.

>> No.50782077

>>50781970
if you try to beat the market you are looking for stocks that return 50% in a year.
thats not realistic.
FOMO is toxic. you need to buy things and stick with them.
of course you need to not buy things that are fucking retarded

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>>50781970
just buy a 2x sp500 index and ride it for life

>> No.50782180

>>50781917
The historic rate of yearly market change is 8-10%. The average weekly change extrapolated from that number is 0.15%.
>T-Thats not statistics!
It's a simplified expected value. It is statistics and you have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.50782205

>>50781432
Why on earth did you think walmart has low costs of revenue and ridiculous profits? Walmart sells cheap shit. Of course it's cost of revenue would be high AF. ~80%. https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/WMT/financials?p=WMT
Go to /r/personalfinance if you are that much of a noob.

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playing roulette can teach you a lot about investing, as well as tarot, numbers, patterns, symbolism. you can meditate upon simple things and see their interconnected relationships. perhaps this is a facet of autism im not sure. where am i going with this, perhaps its to point out how little control we have and how much that happens is encompassed within the greater whole.
take the wheel for example 0 to 36 a total of 37 numbers or choices. there are of course other combinations and different methods of placing bets but the wheel is bound to these restrictions, much like a cube. these are the four walls to which the wheel is bound. the market is similar in many way.

heres a random card to go along with the post. im happy with the outcome, it couldnt be any more perfect

>> No.50782491

>China's trade surplus unexpectedly surged to a fresh record peak of USD 101.26 billion in July 2022 from USD 55.89 billion in the same month a year earlier, far above market forecasts of USD 90 billion, mainly boosted by a jump in exports.

More like Emerged markets. Hope you're holding

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>>50782491

>> No.50782511

is this bullish or bearish https://twitter.com/CPIUSA/status/1556011835844956161

>> No.50782533

>>50782491
Their manufacturing competition in Europe took a fat shit and now they get to buy discount rate Russian hydrocarbons.

>> No.50782548

>>50782533
honestly good for them, I'm overweight emerging just because it underperformed so much and was down so much over the 1 year.

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.

>> No.50782776

>>50782701
You don't need this type of analysis to realize the jews will rugpull at the end of Shemitah like usual.

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my dad just called. we are blood fucking red on Monday boys

>> No.50783013

So when are we buying more SOXL

>> No.50783031

>>50782491
I can't invest in communism. I'd like to buy some Chinese stuff, but I simply can not as long as they are a dictatorship that could and will end any company that could rival party power.

>> No.50783257

Just pumped a massive load into my girlfriend and off to make breakfast, then Disney day. Talk to you guys tomorrow!

>> No.50783276

>>50783257
>1pbtid
Ok anon sure thing

>> No.50783285

>>50782701
Just fucking rug already im so financially bored

>> No.50783332

retards don't know we're going to chop for the next several months to crush premium

>> No.50783421

>farty pony pre-futures
yeah i'm thinking it's over

>> No.50783476

>>50783421
>pre-futures
Is that a thing?

>> No.50783765

Short weed stocks its a terrible drug. I tried it for first time yesterday. And I got unstuck from time. Why is that so popular. It was terrifying.

>> No.50783821

>>50783765
This. Hilarious how weedfags always say if you just try it you’ll understand it, but half the people I know who try it just say meh

I will continue getting high on life, and nicotine, and weedfags will taste the eternal flame of hell

>> No.50783828

>>50783765
>>50783821
no hangover and you dont go blackout doing things

>> No.50783877

>>50781335
No, he's right. The Democrats will cheat again, and rebublicucks will cry for a few months, but ultimately they'll concede like the cowards they are.

>> No.50783906

Woah if you type out the word nigger it just looks like stars to redditors guys see: ******

>> No.50783950

>>50783906
Kek

>> No.50783961
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Anyone here still holding MEGL over the weekend?

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>Okay Sam we'd love to use your music BUT WAIT! A porn film is stealing it first! You need to give us perpetual rights!
>said theft never happened
Financially speaking, why are Jews like this?

>> No.50784170

What's a good reentry for TQQQ this week?

>> No.50784186
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50784186

Happy Sunday /smg/
Made a video on how famous baseball mangaka Mitsuru Adachi got his foot in the manga industry and his first original work, Nine.
https://youtu.be/ZvjghVlCazw

>> No.50784216
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50784216

what do you do after you cum during sex? I always want to leave immediately

>> No.50784271

>>50784216
Fall asleep

>> No.50784306

>>50784216
After sex is over I pretend I give a shit about the girl for 30 min or so, say how much I wish I could stay longer, pretend I'm having a hard time getting out of bed to leave, and then just exhale hard as I get up and leave.
It's annoying af but it's the best hedge against feeling horny again in a couple of days and not having a girl to fuck because you treated her like a prostitute.

pro tip: fuck a girl you actually have feelings for and that urge to leave will disappear.

>> No.50784331

A stock pumping into earnings is bullish right?

>> No.50784335
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50784335

Let's assume the bull run is back on. Last week's rally was proven to be large retail pushing the market higher. Realistically, there should be one more large shakeout for big money that might have sat on the sidelines to take a favourable position.

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What’s VIX doing rn bros

>> No.50784387

>>50784335
we will know before wednesday

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50784462

You had a month

>> No.50784490 [DELETED] 

Merge mining with bitcoin serves the main purpose of giving the syscon platform the second highest hash rate in all of crypto; thus making it virtually impregnable.

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>>50784375

>> No.50784493

last nights movie was gay as fuck

>> No.50784522

>>50784493
I wanted horror. Instead I got the plague.

>> No.50784551

>>50784462
I'm averaging up on Monday

>> No.50784587

>>50784462
Vaccines kicking in, hence why we're seeing New York cases plateau and drop.

>> No.50784589

Weekends are so boring, I moved to a new city and don't have friends here and now the main entertainment is from watching the markets on weekdays. How do I make new friends, everyone at my work keeps to themselves so there's not much of a social circle there to tap into.

>> No.50784603

>>50784589
Have you tried seducing your neighbors?

>> No.50784614

>>50784551
Lol I sold and will buy back at 17

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50784625

>>50784587
>1 post by ID
>enters thread, posts fud misinfo, leaves
>”this is the top for SIGA dude trust me”

>> No.50784638

I sold $BBBY friday and i am getting FOMO. What do?

>> No.50784648
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50784648

SIGA bears are literal roaches

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Had dream PGNY ripped up another 20% tomorrow. This is not financial advice.

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>>50784653
It’s on the list for a reason

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50784676

Africas a turbo shithole but i want to get in on the dust before the nwo creates a superstate down the like 40X years

>> No.50784679

>>50784625
Sold last Thursday when reddit caught wind. Now that they're talking about expediting vaccines and dose splitting being effective, that's it.

You'll see the gradual transformation of /siga/tards into/gme/tards as they wonder why no one orders tens of millions of doses and why the pox continues to not spread outside the gays.

>> No.50784695

>>50784679
Ok, see you at $30 EoW

>> No.50784733

>>50784695
$1000 soon, apes. Hodl the line!

>> No.50784754

>>50784666
checked. Is that the new BUGZ index? I'd think BYND would be in there too.

>> No.50784755

>>50784733
You literally sold on Thursday before the run up began. You’re a joke.

>> No.50784758

>>50784676
any good mud hut REITs?

>> No.50784777

>>50784754
Yeah haha. I’m not done cause I got some fantastic suggestions yesterday. I’ll put it in an etf maker so people can directly invest/copy for free.
A lot of company analysis went into that list.

>> No.50784783

>>50784755
Yeah, I do feel awful selling at 21 instead of 23. I will never financially recover from this.

>> No.50784792

>>50784754
>>50784777
The amount of work that went into Hispanic demographics was particularly intense. I think FRGI has finally bottomed out as well.

>> No.50784795

>>50781163
Democrats are good for the stock market. They tax workers to give the money to the unemployed, who will consume products and get free housing, thus pumping the stock and real estate markets. They also import millions of new consumers each year. A corporate tax is just another hidden tax (like inflation, sales tax, social security and debt) on workers to finance all that pump. The modern worker is already taxed 60%, what's another 15% on top of that?

All that money goes straight into the market. If you have money in it you should love democrats. Why do you think all the rich fucks are democrats?

Of course if you're a worker you're getting fucked, but who cares about slaves?

>> No.50784804

>>50784783
Thursday’s price was $17-$18 pajeet.

>> No.50784846

>>50781163
SPXS is a good buy

>> No.50784859

>>50781206
Raising taxes in a recession will make the recession worse, you illiterate. This isn't a communist board, go be communist somewhere else.

>> No.50784862

Is ‘pound of flesh’ anti-Semitic?

>> No.50784876

>>50784795
Dumb keynesian motherfucker

>> No.50784877

Is there a downside to playing 0DTE options other than the insane risk level? Like if I stare at the charts all day and occasionally jump in and out to snatch up ~15% gains in under 10 minutes, whats the downside? Is this going to somehow fuck me on taxes? As long as I am winning and making sure that I am not getting raped on commissions, is there a problem with this strategy?

>> No.50784880

>>50781854
>>50781409
It's called cutting spending you mouthbreather.

>> No.50784889

How do we feel about the new Reddit meme BBBY? I might throw 100 shares at it and see what happens. Mid IQ play is obviously to stay away, but who knows. The media is already shitting out articles about it.

>> No.50784891

>>50784758
Not to my knowledge.

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>>50780357
recession is OFFICIALLY CANCELED

https://youtu.be/5oaDJvILaFk
Very BULLISH news on housing market

https://youtu.be/1gTAgERZWBE
Next Fed Chair on how inflation is fixed

>> No.50784930

>>50784876
It's the world we live in.

>> No.50784966

The more I learned about investing the smaller my circle of competence has become.

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How was everyone else’s week?

>> No.50784987
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>>50784877
>Is there a downside to playing 0DTE options other than the insane risk level?

yes.

>> No.50784992

Is it true that 95% of people who get into day trading lose money? Are all those people going off no information and essentially just blindly betting?

What's the rate of success for someone who takes time learn how it works and builds on experience?

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>>50784792
One thing that comes to mind for Hispanic demographic shift is multi-family housing, which also dovetails with your rent forever thesis.

I'll do some of my own research and report back one of these days. I like the idea of the BUGZ index. Hell, BEANR could be it's own index since half of the US will be latino pretty soon.

>> No.50785005

>>50784992
Just buy calls nigga lmao
Line go up

>> No.50785017

>>50784992
no stock movements are completely random so probably 99% of people lose money. Give it a go bro I'm sure you're different.

check out the spiva report for active management statistics.

>> No.50785020

>>50785001
Finally an smg project that uses our autism properly

>> No.50785038

>>50784804
Learn to read, I didn't sell this Thursday. Reddit started buying bags on the 28th and 29th.

>> No.50785065
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50785065

So How do i profit of the return of Polio?

>> No.50785141

>>50785065
LABU

>> No.50785142

>>50785065
IVC. Beat the wheelchair rush.

>> No.50785146

>>50785065
Sanofi stock

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50785160

I’m putin in my pantsu.

What stock do I buy?

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50785193

>>50785141
>>50785142
>>50785146

Niceee

>> No.50785200

>>50784916
"CONSUMERS have been insanely rate-hike sensitive!"
yes, it's the consumers. not the insane housing prices.

>layoff crocodile tears
fuck off

>> No.50785216

>>50784987
You bought and held losers. That has nothing to do with my question. Obviously if you hold you are going to get raped.

>> No.50785232

Brothers, would anyone be interested in /smg/ bible study? We could work on our eternal gains!

>> No.50785240

>>50785232
Very shortsighted. You start worshiping one god, you take on the risk of angering many other gods who might exist.

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>>50784587
You need to visit the monkeypositive subreddit.

Some gay guy tested negative for monkeypoop. Got the vaccine and tested positive a few weeks later.

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>>50785241
You don't need a 100% effective vaccine (much less a PEP one) to kill off a pandemic with an R(t) of 2.

Hell, often you don't even need a 50% effective one.

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>>50785216
>You bought and held losers. That has nothing to do with my question. Obviously if you hold you are going to get raped.

Ok I guess if you know which direction things will go before it happens then there is absolutely zero downside to buying 0dte calls and puts.

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50785296

>>50785232
Based

>> No.50785313

>>50785279
Dont get belligerent because you dont know wtf you are doing. If you cant answer the question then why are you responding? Im asking about potential tax implications and you are showcasing your pathetic lack of skill.

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>>50785232
An important verse for all of /smg/ to meditate on.
1 Corinthians 13:11
>When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.
This means to stop posting Apu and instead post Pepe.

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50785329

>>50785317
no

>> No.50785359

>>50785160
HBI
Insert muh shill graphic here, don't have it onhand but you know the one

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>>50785329
Go play with your toys child, men are posting.

>> No.50785408

>>50784877
Nope absolutely none

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>>50785273
There is a vaccine shortage in new york. It takes 28 days before you are FULLY immune to monkeypoop according to their OWN DATA. That chart is the result of lack of testing. Not that the vaccine is working.. You are clearly interpreting the data incorrectly... This is the HOW TO LIE with statistics. Nice try faggot.

>> No.50785456

>>50784992
Look into ICT, supply/demand zones, and fib retracement levels. Been watching a few day traders on Twitter use these concepts successfully

>> No.50785468

>>50784992
No, its bullshit. I swing trade Options with a $3,000usd principal and consistantly make$500 usd per trade.

>> No.50785493

>>50785273
>>50785418
You guys arent seeing the forest for the trees. Pox doesnt matter.
WHY did they get it?

Theyre HIV compromised and most gays are liberal which means theyre also vaccinated. Pox itself is a symptom of a sick population. We'll be playing whack-a-mole with various outbreaks. Look at fucking polio making a comeback. Look at ebola. Fuck, rabies is on the table at this point too.

Money will probably be in the big dogs that buy distribution rights

>> No.50785498

>>50785418
"muh testing" is why the chart has a grey area.

Face it: Less gay sex (pride month +2 weeks) was already bending the curve, and your other points mean that it's going to decline *further* as additional antibodies are produced and vaccines injected.

You can cope with a worldwide graph but they'll just follow NYC, SF, and London curves with a bit of a lag.

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50785531

>>50785498

Look at Bavarian Nordic's history. They manipulated clinical data to show a vaccine for prostate cancer was effective when in reality it never was...

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50785572

>>50785531

>> No.50785594

>>50780357
Post Recipe

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>>50785317
>>50785362
24Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves, 25because they exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen.

26For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; 27and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.

28And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done.29They were filled with all manner of unrighteousness, evil, covetousness, malice. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, maliciousness. They are gossips,30slanderers, haters of God, insolent, haughty, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents,31foolish, faithless, heartless, ruthless.32Though they know God’s righteous decree that those who practice such things deserve to die, they not only do them but give approval to those who practice them.
Romans 1

>> No.50785604

>The algorithm ran smoothly. Once running, we wiped out of the market Lehman Brothers, Merril Lynch, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Bear Sterns, AIG, and some others actors. Next, we proceeded with Exxon Mobil, Saudi Aramco, Deutsche Bank, and all those corporations and financial actors we deemed a nuisance.

>we are suffering from a global governance gap, from the failure of public institutions to evolve as fast as private ones in adapting to the new realities of the global era. That doesn’t mean we need world government. What it means is that we need multilateral institutions and mechanisms to ensure that the minimum basic protections we expect in our national homes are not undercut while the world’s most powerful pursue their narrow self-interests in the no-country’s land of the global marketplace.

> we are suffering from a global governance gap, from the failure of public institutions to evolve as fast as private ones in adapting to the new realities of the global era. That doesn’t mean we need world government. What it means is that we need multilateral institutions and mechanisms to ensure that the minimum basic protections we expect in our national homes are not undercut while the world’s most powerful pursue their narrow self-interests in no-country’s land of the global marketplace.

> What were you expecting? You were warned. We've been patient with you. Your globalization was old Western imperialism dressed up in new clothes, and the Chinese new order was just Western imperialism with an Asian flavor. Your corporations and multinationals were disconnected from their historic roots, were debased, rendered nation-fobic. Your global system has proven to be faulty, plagued with errors, based on an overreliance on natural resources, lacking any emphasis on education, prone to endemic corruption, and preserving the prerogatives of local elites. That system has been superseded by our antinetwork, and you as a civilization, will soon be superseded with it.

>> No.50785617

>>50785493
>Look at fucking polio making a comeback.
Tourist Pakis shitting in the street haven't kicked anything off yet. Though it is worth watching since it's got like a 75% asymptomatic rate: https://www.cdc.gov/polio/what-is-polio/index.htm

>Look at ebola.
Schizos already threw up the false alarm on Marburg last month. Until Marburg or Ebola spread through something other than "dance with an infected corpse or ingest gallons of blood", it's a nonissue.

>Fuck, rabies is on the table at this point too.
That'd unironically be hilarious. Zombie apocalypse shit at that point.

>Money will probably be in the big dogs that buy distribution rights
Or buyout targets. But you shouldn't drop all skepticism hoping for COVID 2.

>>50785531
>>50785572
Sure, but lying about something as tenuous as "prostate cancer survival" is different from lying about antibody levels or animal survival rates a week after pox vaccine administration. Like, Enron didn't fake how much they spent on pens, ya know?

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>CPI Wednesday
>massive rally from June/July lows
>still no pull back
>higher low = confirmation June/July bottom
>lower low = confirmation June/July bottom
>DXY/10YR beginning to rally

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50785653

>>50785617
I believe in the WEF.

>>50785531
Very cool. Obviously it wasnt double blind random placebo which would control for that.
Did they claim it was?

>> No.50785665

>>50785626
Buddy, look at geopolitics computer. Crash this week

>> No.50785666

First toddler infected with pox just today
Unique strain infecting people in India as well

>> No.50785712

>>50785666
First toddler got infected like a month ago though. The US is up to like 5 kids total.

>Unique strain infecting people in India as well
Yeah this is maybe the best bull case but still a coinflip. If it's all gayjeets, then you have another NYC where even crowded public transit isn't sufficient.

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>>50785617
>rabies
Sounds fun.

>> No.50785777

>>50785712
gays are so fucking disgusting. why on earth would you fuck a toddler.

>> No.50785883

>>50785776
Guy with monkey paw: "I wish I could kill all boomers with no repercussions".

>>50785777
No clue but it's worth keeping an eye on because so far transmission has only been "adoptive gay parents/relatives to kid in household". The bull case requires that escalate to "toddler got it from daycare or who the fuck knows where".

>> No.50785902

>>50785883
News of this alone should give us another $5-$10 boost.

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50785908

>MFW all in on KO so crashes don't matter
Let the world fall, they will still reach for a refreshing glass of Coke

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50785923

Give me some stocks to research.

>> No.50785925

>>50785908
My portfolio doesn't have KO. Is PEP ok?

>> No.50785938

>>50785923
ZIM

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>>50785001
>plateau at 1.75 births
Oh yeah? And how do they figure that?

>> No.50785947

>>50785908
Are you just holding it like a granny or are you actually swing trading it?

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50785948

>>50785313
>skill
0dt calls

Dude it is gambling. But go for it precog.

Don't really want to argue or give advice to someone who clearly doesn't need any advice. I guess if I posted this picture instead you'd listen. fuck off nigger

>> No.50785961

>>50785938
How affected are they going to be by Hezbollah?

>> No.50785987

>>50781451
why not SPY?

>> No.50785994

>>50785938
That's one hell of a dividend. How safe is it?

>> No.50785995

>>50785947
KO is bunker hold stock.

>> No.50786006

>>50782701
so obvious it hurts. we're going to 3000

>> No.50786010

>>50785902
https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20220725/two-children-us-diagnosed-monkeepox

Depending how you look at that, reports of child cases are at most $3.50. Assuming the scamdump on the 22nd was, well, a scamdump, it only bumped SIGA $1.

"Toddler is one of five cases clustered around 2 daycares" is a $50-$100 boost though.

>> No.50786032

>>50785995
You would be better off swing trading it. Just look at those massive ups and downs.

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50786052

>>50785777
Among other things

>> No.50786053

>>50786010
You are such a midwit holy fuck

>> No.50786059

>>50786053
Damn, dude, solid counterargument.

>> No.50786071

>>50782701
>>50786006
>anons claim the media says we're in a recession
>check NPR, MSNPC, CNN and NYT
>all of them say "it's complicated but basically we're not in a recession"
Why niggas come to /smg/ to lie when the charts are staring them in the face? Niggas on infinite copium when the market is clearly going down.

>> No.50786082

I'm starting to believe that SPX won't actually make it 5000 end of year/beginning of next year

>> No.50786091

>>50785961
I'm going to be really annoyed if Israel, Palestine and Lebanon start fucking with each other again. I literally have a trip booked for that region of the world and I don't want it canceled nor do I want to die.

>>50785994
The company is swimming in money because of the shipping costs. As they go back down and the economy enters a recession, the dividends will be reduced.
But they have a PE of 1 or something like that lmao, you can buy shares and get like half your money back in 1 year worth of dividends.

>> No.50786103

>>50786071
You mean like in 2008 when they were also despratly claiming we were not in a recession? Anon we are in one right now and have been in a bear market for a while now

>> No.50786119
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>>50785317
Nothing wrong with Apu posting. Maybe we just long for that childhood innocence. A time when anything was possible and you didn’t really sweat the details.

>> No.50786139

>>50786119
Apu is psyop to make you believe you are a retard

>> No.50786152

>>50786082
smg is always bearish on weekends.

>> No.50786158

>>50786152
It's the hangovers I think.

>> No.50786163

>>50786052
faggots need a reckoning stat.

>> No.50786170

SIGA

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>>50786103
You misread my post. I'm talking about other people saying the media says we're in a recession, when all the articles I can find from Trusted Sources (TM) say we aren't. Anons think media doing damage control is 'fud' and that you should 'slurp the dipperino we're going to 40k on the dow' when we are clearly in a summer low volume pump which will violently reverse downwards after labor day.

>> No.50786183

Fuck. You guys, how am I supposed to make informed decisions now? You guys are okay but without my fringe republicans candidates ignoring npr, I just won’t be able to trade stocks or be able to wipe my ass without wondering if I am misinformed about it!

>> No.50786187

>>50786139
This is a psyop to make you think glownigglets control the memes of production

>> No.50786192
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>>50786183
Pic related

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>>50785232
Psalms 49:16
Do not be afraid when a man becomes rich,
When the glory of his house is increased.

>> No.50786226

>>50786187
but they literally do

>> No.50786250

>>50786183
true transcendence is getting all your information from a series of obscure tibetan yak farming fetish forums. NPR is unironically the uninformed one.

>> No.50786297

>>50786091
>Travels to Israel, Palestine, or Lebanon. Doesn’t want to die
You need to choose one or the other. Can’t have it all fren.

>> No.50786307

>>50786139
I am a retard and yet I profit.

>> No.50786312

>>50786226
But they literally don’t

>> No.50786327

>>50786297
You can go to Lebanon and Israel if you visit Lebanon first. Not sure about Palestine but I don't plan on going there.

>> No.50786334 [DELETED] 

Uh, niggers

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>>50786091
It's a good tip. Thanks, fren.

>> No.50786344

>>50786307
I see it worked. Congrats on thinking lowly of yourself I guess
>>50786312
Extremely Sus post

>> No.50786368

>>50785948
No, i asked for advice on whether there are other considerations than risk to 0DTE options, such as tax exposure. You replied with “im a retard who doesnt know what they are doing, heres proof”. Thats nice and all, i dont really understand what that has to do with my question, but hey good for you.

If you have nothing relevant to add, then keep to yourself you idiot doublenigger. No fucking shit 0DTE is risky. I dont need to see your failed trades to know that.

>> No.50786371 [DELETED] 

>>50786334
what up g?

>> No.50786390 [DELETED] 

>>50786334
I just see *******

>> No.50786404

>>50784877
The risk is that you lose your money. That's it.

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I love this little cunbun with all my heart. I would give anything to be with her. I found the artist i hate's subdivision in a city and have half a photo to identify his house. This should be enough to get an adress.

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>quad witching ends 1 week before shemitah ends

>> No.50786436

>>50786368
maybe wash trading if you buy the same strike later that day?

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>>50786344
I know people with advanced degrees who have no problem telling people how smart they are and back it up with documentation. They also work their asses off in jobs not related to their education to pay off the loans for the education they so proudly boast off. As for me I live off my investments now and enjoy a simple life and have money leftover to keep investing. I will take being a retard any day. Being certified “smart” is a meme and I am not falling for it.

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>>50786404
>The risk is that you lose your money.

no risk if you just pick winners. You are picking winners right?

>> No.50786496 [DELETED] 

>>50786406
Cute drawing bunny anon. What did this artist do to upset you?

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>>50786424
This is why I'm spooked we have another leg down. idk man

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>>50785232
Eternal gains are best gains.

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This keeps getting better and better. The jynneos vaccine contains Cipro. One of the most dangerous antibiotics... Cipro is known to cause suicides and turn people into vegetables by paralyzing them...

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>>50786479
>retard content with money living in his little cave playing nintendo switch, smoking weed, and fapping to anime
>will die with no one caring or having made any impact at all
>chad advanced degree takes out multiple loans, enjoys life, and is sought after for his intellectual seed
>creates dozens of incrementally wealthy heirs who look at him as a genius trailblazer
>dies happy, remembered eternally
bro..

>> No.50786579

Real economy stocks are finally starting to look enticing again.
BALL at $55 is not bad.

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>>50786519
I don't know. This rally is overdue for a pullback/sell off/profit taking but the CPI could completely destroy that narrative but its Big Money that could reverse the tape even if CPI was less than expected with "peak inflation".

>> No.50786604

>>50785777
you dont know the half
if you would now how many of them have shit fetish etc.

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>>50786479
Based.
But consider getting a degree or learning a language to keep your brain fit and active. It helps a lot.
>>50786566
I'm the same. I moved to a foreign country, where I live in the cheap city center with my young girlfriend. And I study online for free because I want to get smarter, not get a degree. I also pay no taxes.

Hard work? I'd rather have another wine.

>> No.50786662

>>50786653
>young girlfriend
not bad anon.

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>>50786566
post bank balance and portfolio. you are nothing. a donkey running after a carrot.

>> No.50786708

Who else has never sold?

>> No.50786725

>>50786566
So many wrong assumptions in one post.

>> No.50786741

>>50786579
Is that the canning company? They do business with a lot of brewers and drink makers.

>> No.50786750

>>50786708
I’ve never sold my ira. I sell in my individual all the time though.

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>>50786687
>>50786725
seethe, knowledge is true wealth. you'll realize that once you break out of six figs, which.. you'll probably never do kek

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>>50786751
ok FAg

>> No.50786776

>>50786741
Yeah they make cans. Just a random example though. There are plenty of cheap stocks now.

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>>50786741
They do a shitload beyond cans/cups, too. https://www.ball.com/aerospace/about-aerospace I'm kind of shocked they just had a blowout.

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Which visualizer do you guys use?

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>>50786784
>canned airplanes
why did no one tell me this technology existed?

>> No.50786830

>>50786653
My homes (3) in USA are paid for and rented out. Divys come in monthly. Moved out of USA. Wife is 15 years younger. Son is awesome. Leaning the language of my host country. Life is good.

>> No.50786831

>>50786784
I’ll have to look into why they missed so hard. I see their label on things everyday.

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>>50786825
When you think about it, airplanes are big cans.

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This fat ham on Reddit claimed "THEY" got monkeypoop in a community pool. THEY are probably not lying because no one wants to harpoon a pig.

>> No.50786856

>>50786842
Boats are just big cups

>> No.50786879

>>50786852
Good thing I have my own pool and avoid humans like the plague.

>> No.50786909

>>50786852
jesus fuck. you realize if this shit spreads we're all going to get monkepox or shut everything thing down again big time causing a total collapse of society.

>> No.50786922

>>50786751
>knowledge is true wealth
So why are so many folks whining about their student loan debt?

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bitcoin is up 0.04%. very bullish for monday.

>> No.50787014

>>50786922
because degrees like gender studies are a scam

>> No.50787068

>>50786991
indeed, i am expecting meltup part 2 especially once we get CPI that's basically as expected (headline slightly lower than last month with core even or up .1%) and it's treated as heckin bullish unpriced in good news

>> No.50787096

>>50786922
student loans were for a paper required to get certain jobs, not knowledge.

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>>50781163
Ooh. That seems very bearish.

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>>50786852
So that's how kids are getting it. Crabbish for SIGA.

>> No.50787137

>>50786830
Very wholesome. Where do you stay?
>>50786662
It's not difficult. In any non-western country you just need to be a guy that has his shit together and isn't some fake alpha dipshit that treats women like a 15 year old on /b/.

Girls will throw themselves at you.

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Sunday buncun! Love her so much. I want to run ccs on banks, and starbucks. Whats the bear case?

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>>50786831
Heres this

>> No.50787255

>>50786852
yes but how dangerous is mnkypox really?
doesnt seem all that bad and you dont even have premanent scarring

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>new democrat bill requires companies to pay 15% of their earnings to shareholders in taxes
>reits about to lose 15% of their income

>> No.50787287

>>50787206
Did they read the demand spike from lockdowns as actual sector growth and try to expand into it?

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gonna have arbys for lunch using coupons from the newspaper and you cant stop me.

>> No.50787354

>>50787287
That isn't that uncommon. Dick fuck product managers will insist to the higher ups that demand spikes will be sustained to pad their numbers. That's when the stock plummets later when, oopsie poopsie!, the spike isn't!

>> No.50787359

>>50786842
lol what is that pic
looks like something i would do

>> No.50787385

>>50785942
It’s almost like they planned it

>> No.50787400

>>50787267
>The 755-page bill includes a 15% minimum tax on corporations and the closing of loopholes that the wealthy can use to avoid paying taxes. It also would fund hiring of more IRS workers to better enforce tax payments and imposes a new excise tax on stock buybacks.
What's your problem?

>> No.50787419

>>50786807
I use tradingview and either candles or hollow candles. Is HA candle actually useful?

>Tableau
Redpill me on this. I work at walmart and we use it for reports but i dont have access to it

>> No.50787439

>>50787400
>hiring of more IRS workers
Is the IRS a comfy job? I minored in math and even took an accounting class.

>> No.50787452

>>50787439
its comfy til you go to collect taxes and get shot

>> No.50787454

>>50787419
its just a drag and drop analytics program that makes it easier to visual big data

>> No.50787455

>>50786519
I like the concept of max pain but so far its never drifted to the price target. Additionally I dont see more volatility during quad witching, just more forecast volume.
Or rather than acting as a volatile day, maybe it just frees up more capital and signals possible changes in flow?

>> No.50787466

I FUCKING HATE THE WEEKEND OPEN THE MARKET REEEEEEEEEE

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>>50787466

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I don’t know if over ever shorted this hard before.

Can they just make apple dip please?

>> No.50787479

>>50787454
Well sure but its paid licensing, no? Also what can you see besides stocks?

>> No.50787484

>>50787466
Trade ICE futures, they're open on the weekend.

>> No.50787519

>>50787478
>+30% since June low
>been carrying the entire us stock market
>cpi releases wednesday
if there was a time to short aapl it would be this week

>> No.50787542

>>50787541
>>50787541
>>50787541
>>50787541
>>50787541
new stock go