/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50770359]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.50770377]

I get really self conscious when the big dick energy song comes on the radio and my wife sings/hums the chorus

[Anonymous No.50770435]

good morning, I hate women.

[Anonymous No.50770449]

>>50770377
I was born with small dick energy. I can't do anything. I've known nothing but sorrow and misery for the entire duration of my 40 year life.

[Anonymous No.50770462]

>>50770435
Good morning sir!

[Anonymous No.50770463]

>>50770449
tfw

[Anonymous No.50770467]

>>50770449
You can always invest in stocks!

[Anonymous No.50770485]

One time this biz kid said his e-girl GF is gonna leave if he doesn't pull a 10x soon. I said break up with her and do a 20x. It's probably a man anyways.

[Anonymous No.50770517]

>>50770359
Can the vixchads get a win this coming week finally?

[Anonymous No.50770534]

>>50766979
>I’m not saying you are wrong, I’m just saying that will never happen. So hating Niggers instead of coming to a real solution is just what the chinks / snow niggers want.

Unironically all you need to do is stop SUBSIDIZING their birthrates. Literally just stop giving them foodstamps, and Section 8 housing. Or at least make it so single mothers, which are mostly comprised of black mothers do not receive it. Why are you paying them to create more of themselves and then having to give an ever increasing amount of welfare to them? All so they can swarm urban and suburban areas with high crime rates? It does not make sense.

[Anonymous No.50770535]

>>50770517
VIX to 50 by fri

[Anonymous No.50770555]

How do I profit off Sri Lanka? Should I run for president promising stability, justice and prosperity by investing in energy such as nuclear?

[Anonymous No.50770557]

>>50770534
thats only half the problem. you need to make eunuchs of the rape apes as well as their spawn because the behavior is based in genetics more than socialization

[Anonymous No.50770568]

>>50770535
If it did reach 50 I would probably sell at 14 unless I was busy at work and missed selling too early.

[Anonymous No.50770593]

>>50770555
Promise to use Sri Lanka's world class graphite/graphene deposits to build a domestic space elevator and usher in a new golden age.

[Anonymous No.50770606]

Siga's float shorted is down to the 8% from 9%. This rally is just beggining.

[Anonymous No.50770633]

On Friday I had a 50 lot iron condors on SPY with $412/$415 strikes that I was holding into expiration. Spy closed over $412 so I was due the max profit, but fucking Robinhood closed the position early because it was “risky”. They lost me something like $3k just because they closed my position early. I’m pissed but I don’t think there is anything I can do about it on the RH front but contact support who will just point at the terms and conditions

>get a rep broker

I am. Looking at Schwab and Fidelity. Any recommendations for a big boy broker?

[Anonymous No.50770653]

>>50770633
>Looking at Schwab and Fidelity
I haven't used either of their platforms to trade, but TDA thinkorswim is gold standard

[Anonymous No.50770670]

>>50770633
>>50770653
>I haven't used either of their platforms
I guess I am using Schwab now / will be that the TDA / Schwab merger is occurring in 2023

[Anonymous No.50770712]

>>50770606
Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.50770730]

>>50770435
does your model take into account trillions of debt? I hate it when people make models by looking into past, ignoring that rules of the game are constantly changing.

[Anonymous No.50770741]

>>50770633
Fidelity or TDA for domestic markets. IBKR for when you need access to foreign markets.

[Anonymous No.50770767]

>>50770449
Damn shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1eMkC9ZnTo

[Anonymous No.50770796]

>Be me
>Come back to Europe from Tbilisi
>Prices have risen
>Earn dollars
>Euro dumped
>Prices essentially stayed the same for me
Heh. In the past people looked at me weird for essentially having zero local money. Now nobody does.

[Anonymous No.50770820]

>>50770767
Thanks. This song gave me a flashback to the one time I tried hiring a prostitute and how she treated me.

[Anonymous No.50770846]

>>50770820
Poor Stains...

[Anonymous No.50770851]

>>50770820
Lighten up, it's another day in paradise for everyone

[Anonymous No.50770893]

>>50770633
I have IB and zero complaints so far.

[Anonymous No.50770903]

>>50770435
Sir

[Anonymous No.50770930]

>>50770653
>>50770633
think or swim is difficult to use. need to look up tutorials on how to use it. Unironically more difficult than using MT4.

[Anonymous No.50770963]

>>50770534
The only thing keeping the black population suppressed is abortion

[Anonymous No.50770973]

>>50770796
I can finally afford to travel Europe and fuck their impoverished women

[Anonymous No.50770981]

>>50770963
>The only thing keeping the black population suppressed is abortion

Yes, and in red states that won't be happening any longer. Going to see a surge in their numbers in places like Houston.

[Anonymous No.50771020]

i just had a wet dream that there was some hot chick next to me, but the thing that got me off was that my cousin was sitting on my lap and my dick was being stimulated

[Anonymous No.50771063]

>>50771020
is she fat?

[Anonymous No.50771075]

When i buy a stock i all of the sudden believe every bullish thing people say when before i would laugh. funny how that works.

[Anonymous No.50771082]

Is this bullish for SIGA?

[Anonymous No.50771089]

I'm being onboarded for a big 4 and they're asking me to disclose all of my financial holdings

Peak kikery

[Anonymous No.50771125]

>>50771089
Why yes I’m all in GaySex (SIGA) how can you tell?

[Anonymous No.50771129]

>>50771089
You only have to disclose single stock holdings, ETF's are fair game for not reporting. But yes it is extremely rabbinical behavior, just pull a Pelosi to get around it.

[Anonymous No.50771144]

>>50771082
Absolutely bullish

[Anonymous No.50771151]

Buy MEGL, faggots

[Anonymous No.50771156]

/smg/ more like poop and pee

[Anonymous No.50771161]

>>50771089
>>50771129
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[Anonymous No.50771173]

>>50770359
The next day I put ~$4.6k into TSLA at ~$660 and ~$2k into Unity at ~$34

Now I know why you're all still posting here instead of enjoying life as millionaires

Except you SOXL bro, you're ok.

I didn't end up buying weed stocks because I don't know anything about the companies, but I'd prob be up a little on those too

[Anonymous No.50771198]

Is this Scott’s Miracle Grow (ticker: smg) General?

[Anonymous No.50771205]

>>50771173
yeah most people are broke niggers here. follow your gut

[Anonymous No.50771223]

my gut is telling me chicken teriyaki for lunch.

[Anonymous No.50771256]

thinking bout that ladyboy in the elevator, lads

[Anonymous No.50771271]

>>50770653
>>50770670
>>50770930
I like TOS

Have you used the TD Ameritrade debit card? That was something I liked about RH, there’s an easy off ramp for emergencies

[Anonymous No.50771278]

>>50771271
>investing with money you need
ngmi

[Anonymous No.50771326]

>>50771271
>Have you used the TD Ameritrade debit card? That was something I liked about RH, there’s an easy off ramp for emergencies

didn't know Think or swim had a debit card but I used RH's debit card pretty often. It's been changed recently and now you have to move money around in Two separate holdings so I'm not sure how good it is now or how quickly you can use funds after closing a position or if you can even buy things using margin now.

[Anonymous No.50771396]

>>50771278
>nvesting with money you need
No its more like buying shit on credit or treating yourself after selling calls or closing a position.

[Anonymous No.50771473]

anyone have thoughts on pgny?

[Anonymous No.50771529]

>>50771473
i don't think, i just buy

[Anonymous No.50771543]

>>50771473
do they cover birth control and abortion services?

[Anonymous No.50771602]

Short Monday.com before earnings (ticker:MNDY)

[Anonymous No.50771635]

>>50771602
It is always funny to see an isreali shitco

[Anonymous No.50771658]

>>50771396
This

[Anonymous No.50771675]

I had a prophetic dream. The market will be red on monday. -101 points on the DOW, -31 points on the pee and -71 points on the nasduck.

[Anonymous No.50771676]

>>50771473
Since their financials are good if you believe in people struggling to get pregnant then they are the way to go. I will probably buy a small bag on Monday although I'm 90% in SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50771694]

>>50770534
America is pretty amazing. Life is pure shit unless you won the degree roulette and got some stem degree that actually pays (many of them do not pay) or gives frequent promotions. But somehow we give infinite free shit to joggers, who have an entire economy of drug dealers independent of the IRS.

[Anonymous No.50771709]

Would you guys like me to make another infographic on stocks for the NWO? I'm the dude who made the infographic for SIGA. I'm obviously still 90% in SIGA because its going to $100 but I like making these for fun and I'm pretty sure everything on my list will triple in the next 3 years at least.

[Anonymous No.50771757]

>>50771082
lmfao

[Anonymous No.50771795]

>>50771694
i won that degree roulette and my penalty is working with numbskull low-iq lazy indians

[Anonymous No.50771806]

Who do you guys have this week? Seems meme-heavy.
> Palantir
> Berkshire Hathaway
> Workhorse
> Coinbase
> Roblox
> Wish
> Unity
> Wendy's
> Disney
> Dutch Bros
> Bumble
> Rivian

[Anonymous No.50771825]

>>50771473
>Health insurance is a great business model to begin with
>Profitable, no debt
>Low employee count, room to grow
>Woke companies offering to pay for IVF
>Fertility already trending down and the v@x probably nuked birth rates

My thesis is the stock will do well and they will get acquired by a big insurer. The only bear case I can think of is if the economy will tanks big companies will stop paying for fertility benefits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y9dcAHNVo&ab_channel=DaversaPartners

[Anonymous No.50771836]

>>50771795
Sugoi!

[Anonymous No.50771837]

>>50771806
Bumble for maximum clown world haram.

[Anonymous No.50771839]

>>50771806
All in LABD. Bioshit will squirt poopy red doo doo.

[Anonymous No.50772079]

>>50771806
i was interested in dutch bros until i looked at their menu and realized its all frappe garbage for white women. apparently you cant even order a normal hot coffee there. sure that other stuff is popular but I think the underlying coffee has to be decent, assuming normies get a taste for higher quality beans... maybe thats a stupid assumption

[Anonymous No.50772131]

>>50771694
i know multiple people with no degrees that make 200k+ after going from the factory floor to upper management/sales/outside consulting (one was even from trailer park single mom) or sticking to their 9-5 job and investing into real estate or banks. you just have to not be a dumbass, do your job as described, keep pushing for more money/promotions, and be in a skilled job that actually produces value added goods i.e. an aerospace or medical factory, not mcdonalds or amazon warehouse

[Anonymous No.50772174]

>>50772079
It is a stupid assumption. They did extensive testing on this, and people generally prefer low quality watery coffee as a matter of taste preference.

[Anonymous No.50772207]

>>50772131
>I know boomers
Cool, thanks for the story.

[Anonymous No.50772229]

>>50772207
try 25-35 lazy nigger

[Anonymous No.50772268]

IIIII WAN TO BE NIIINNNJJJJAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50772272]

>>50772229
6% of the US population makes over 200k in their household, 3% would hypothetically be earners. The bulk of said people would likely be living in states which are high cost, like New Jersey, where up to 7% of the population would be earning over 200k. Within '25-35' such people would literally be the top .5% of earners as in not a statistically meaningful population and not representative of "werking rly hard and making it u lazy bro?' because the sheer amount of right place right time, knowing people and just plain not having things go wrong that could fuck them over would make them obscenely lucky, hard work is unlikely to have anything to do with it.
>in aerospace or whatever
Is literally the same as 'degree roulette', meaning there are a handful of industries where people are 'lucky' enough to work.

The US is collapsing and no amount of american cope on your part will change that.

[Anonymous No.50772287]

This rally still has some more juice in it, right?

[Anonymous No.50772291]

>>50772268
ok?

[Anonymous No.50772328]

>>50770534
You need to come up with and invest in a final, technological solution or invest understanding all that white shit is never coming back.

>stop SUBSIDIZING their birthrates
Blacks have had hard negative birth rates for decades now you gorilla retard. The reason they outbreed whites (which will also be extinct soon) is because whites are apparently broken and are incapable of enacting their reproductive strategy without a pervading pro-fertility pro-monogamy monotheistic religion AND a government which explicitly suppresses female behavior. Their niche is gone and it's their fault.

[Anonymous No.50772330]

If you don't have a bag of CHRD end of Monday you're ngmi. Don't say I didn't warn you

[Anonymous No.50772345]

>>50772287
If you have to ask I recommend proceeding with caution

[Anonymous No.50772349]

>>50772328
What a fucking cuckhold

[Anonymous No.50772374]

>>50772287
It's a full on bull market, hop on and hold on tight

[Anonymous No.50772380]

how much hope do you have for the short-term and long-term future? be honest.

[Anonymous No.50772386]

Uh Mumubros this chart implies SPX 3300 soon...

[Anonymous No.50772394]

>>50772345
Feels like were in for several months of chop

[Anonymous No.50772404]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te0HyHn2RV4&ab_channel=BloombergMarketsandFinance
You chuds should watch this. Mandatory.

[Anonymous No.50772421]

>>50772386
my sources tell me we're about to super moon though.

[Anonymous No.50772429]

I honestly hope SIGA and GOVX rugpullls everyone. The mentally ill faggot disease was put here to cull out the degenerates and you guys are giving money to the people trying to keep them around to spread their fucking filth a little bit longer. Just let to dipshits who can’t abstain go down with their morals

[Anonymous No.50772437]

>>50772386
yea but it will hit 4200 first.

[Anonymous No.50772464]

>>50772349
I'm right and you're retarded. Cuckolding is not even possible in a world where nobody reproduces.

[Anonymous No.50772465]

>>50772437
ah yes, you know what they say, hurry and pick up the pennies before the steam roller gets to them.

[Anonymous No.50772470]

>>50772429
So diseases are made as punishment for sin? What is cancer a punishment for?

[Anonymous No.50772476]

>>50772429
>GOVX
Yes, they’re garbage

>SIGA
Lol. Lmao. Not a chance.

[Anonymous No.50772498]

is it time to buy SOXL yet?

[Anonymous No.50772505]

>>50772498
Wait until it’s a bit higher so you know it’s valuable

[Anonymous No.50772521]

First the jobs report showing there's more room for the fed to hike, now the fed bugmen are coming out one by one to formally signal what we already knew, which is that we're liable to get stuck in a wage-price loop unless the fed digs in much harder than markets have currently priced in. Stocks are going to start getting shaky next week as the pivot narrative starts to lose its legs. I'm expecting 330 SPY by eom.

[Anonymous No.50772522]

>>50771806
Plug Power is where its at for them gains.

[Anonymous No.50772532]

>>50772521
we're getting a pivot, and another round of QE

[Anonymous No.50772543]

>it's just luck
>muh statistics
i mentioned them because they were exceptional. the majority are making 50-90k before overtime which is still pretty damn comfy.
>american cope
chyba jestes pojebany w glowie, przyjc do mojego miasta i bedzies widzial gwiazda i czerwone lyni ty cyganu

[Anonymous No.50772559]

>>50772532
cope harder. we reached peak pivot narrative last week, with every last pivotfag thinking they were so clever second guessing the fed without realizing they'd fallen into the biggest consensus trade of all time. Every last mumu is going to get his clock cleaned longing this imploding narrative.

[Anonymous No.50772582]

>>50772470
Who do I look like, god? Why do faggots fuck each other? Who laughs in a world where babies starve and the war heroes of society get cast of and go shelterless. Maybe cancer is the unshackled love god has that us mere mortals can’t adapt to and thus perish from its divinity.

[Anonymous No.50772615]

>>50772464
That’s the mentality of a cuckhold alright. If you were so right why aren’t you reproducing? How come you can’t find a gal who is like minded and as awesome and super cool as you? Have you ever considered that you may, indeed, be a a cuckhold?

[Anonymous No.50772618]

>>50772380
50-100 yr very hopeful.
Next 30 years will be bad though.

[Anonymous No.50772620]

$MEGL will be HKD on steroids and meth. Get in early for this gook scam for fucks sakes.

[Anonymous No.50772637]

>>50772620
No?
>chasing memes implodes accounts all the time
>one in hand worth more than two in bush
>especially when bush is on fire and everyone is pissing on the fire thus poisoning the two while my one is piss free

[Anonymous No.50772654]

Have a good weekend /smg/ (except for bears)

[Anonymous No.50772681]

>>50772543
meds

[Anonymous No.50772706]

The 10yr and DXY are starting to trend upward on the daily. I'm expecting some sort of move downwards this week, likely due to the CPI release.

[Anonymous No.50772714]

>>50772706
no, stocks only go up, #bullgang #diamondhands

[Anonymous No.50772726]

>>50772714
wow USA 1p ID time to short USA down to $1

[Anonymous No.50772756]

>>50772380
>short-term
not much
>mid-term
a bit. things might keep going as they are for a decade or two.
>long-term
zero. i fully expect all of our financial systems to blow up in our face long-term because they're too leveraged, which only works fine as long as things keep expanding, not when growth starts receding. population-wise, we're reaching a global peak, resource-wise as well, and i very much doubt that technology will be able to counter-act these effects.
after that? i really don't know.

[Anonymous No.50772759]

>>50772706
>DXY and 10yr going up on the daily, a saturday
dude it doesnt matter the stock market is closed on saturday, the dollar and 10yr can do whatever it wants lmao stocks dont move on saturdays

[Anonymous No.50772808]

>>50772759
>he doesn't know when forex and bonds trade
I'd say this could be b8 but the "dude" lends it a firm air of authenticity

[Anonymous No.50772943]

>>50772291
You will never be ninja

[Anonymous No.50772949]

>>50772759
You are an emotional trader who is betting against clown markets.
>honk

[Anonymous No.50772979]

SPY divided by M2 money supply makes for a rather interesting chart. Relative to the money supply, stocks peaked out at their pre-covid high before tumbling back down. Might not be the most shocking of findings, but it suggests that the covid stock price rally was induced by quantitive-easing and flooding the money supply. Stock valuations also have noticeably never recovered from the 2000 bubble, all subsequent rallies are based on quantitative easing.

[Anonymous No.50772996]

Clear uptrend anticipating the CPI release without a confirmation of the June as a the "Official" low with a retest or higher low. With the MACD/RSI trending upwards

[Anonymous No.50773005]

Kek, GOVX has more in the pipeline than just mpox vax. Can't wait till the govt gives them a fat wad of money. Fags will do what they do no mater what. Might as well profit from the sickness. Taking advantage of opportunity that's the only way to get ahead.

[Anonymous No.50773021]

>>50772949
all indicators are pointing to a bearishness. recession, inflation, rate hikes, bad earnings, mass layoffs, supply chain problems, energy crisis, etc. the most reasonable thing to do is to be bearish, but what is the most clown world thing to do? if you didnt answer PUMP IT, youre betting against clown world.

[Anonymous No.50773043]

I really need to stop buying shit drunk on Amazon...

[Anonymous No.50773048]

>>50773021
Even clown world can't fight gravity. Print more money or go down.

[Anonymous No.50773071]

CPI is going to fall off a cliff and stocks are going to moon

the bottom is already in and bobo's are finna get HEEEEEEEMED next week

[Anonymous No.50773084]

>>50772328
Artificial womb tickers are required.

[Anonymous No.50773109]

>>50773071
god i hope so.

[Anonymous No.50773112]

>>50773005
GOVX and CMRX shills are nothing but pajeets looking to trick anons from investing in SIGA to into shitcoin stocks related to mpox.

[Anonymous No.50773113]

>>50773048
>Print more money or go down.
Is the bearish thesis that .gov stops printing money? Surely nobody can believe this is good faith. Are the libertarians going to sweep the midterms and I didn't get the memo?

[Anonymous No.50773122]

>>50771709
Yes anon, please make more infographics. I’m intrigued to know more about your NWO stock list. Thank you in advance

[Anonymous No.50773138]

>sold SIGA at 23 because I'm hoping it crashes when the markets open

Living on the edge

[Anonymous No.50773146]

>>50773138
You’re pushing your luck anon
>inb4 it opens at 25 and rallies from there

[Anonymous No.50773155]

>>50773138
You are a dumb mother fucker. Faggots never stop having unprotected risky dangerous piss fueled sex.

[Anonymous No.50773195]

>>50773138
You're going to be pissed when it hits $30 next week.

[Anonymous No.50773211]

If you're not bullish on UUUU you ain't white
>>>/pol/389962946

[Anonymous No.50773225]

>>50773113
The bearish thesis is that the real economy is shrinking no matter what they do to hide it. Hyperinflation, depression, or decade-long stagflation: those are their options and they can pick their poison.

[Anonymous No.50773265]

>>50773122

[Anonymous No.50773266]

>>50773225
I’m hoping for stagflation out of those options.

[Anonymous No.50773276]

Why do I keep playing rigged games

[Anonymous No.50773289]

>wow, 8am on a saturday morning?
>better crank up the bass and shake my entire apartment complex with my nigger music!

[Anonymous No.50773303]

>>50772714
Saw a Tesla in Dublin the other day with the license plate “HODLGANG”. I kek’d. What do you think his YTD is.

[Anonymous No.50773305]

>>50773289
Sounds like your neighbor is based and doesn’t give a fuck about you wage cucks next to him

[Anonymous No.50773331]

>>50773289
Well you can take solace in knowing it's at least not a nigger playing it because they aren't capable of getting out of bed that early.

[Anonymous No.50773344]

>>50773225
>the real economy is shrinking
Then you buy assets and they go up nominally. Because they print the denominator.

The real economy will be shrinking for the next one hundred and twenty years based on demographics alone. That does not imply stocks go down.

[Anonymous No.50773370]

>>50773265

[Anonymous No.50773420]

Vix or SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.50773428]

redpill me on ringcentral (RNG)

[Anonymous No.50773435]

>>50773420
spy calls. bad news this week = big fake and gay pumps.

[Anonymous No.50773486]

>>50773435
>This week

[Anonymous No.50773578]

Bros, I'm close to receiving an inheritance, and I'm thinking about going all-in into global index funds. I don't want to trade, I just want to play vidya while the money grows in the background.
Anyone here invests in that? Anything I should know, or you'd like to share?

[Anonymous No.50773593]

>>50773420
Kek I genuinely hope this becomes a thing and idiot zoomers start pouring coke in their gas tanks. I remember when these kind of things got pushed more often to idiots on Facebook. Outing retards needs to come back in style. I think one of them was microwaving your iphone to charge it or something.

[Anonymous No.50773633]

>>50772996
DXY will hit 120 this year. Especially after this jobs report no fucking way the fed pivots this year.

[Anonymous No.50773657]

>>50773578
I hate to tell you this, but you're about to get your inheritance money, buy the top of the indices right before the biggest depression in human history, then the great reset will happen, then you will own nothing and be happy. You'd be better off having a good time with that money while you still can.

[Anonymous No.50773691]

>>50773578
Why don't you use the money to do something with your life?

[Anonymous No.50773719]

>>50770359
What do you guys think of Paypal how much higher will it go before crabbing?

[Anonymous No.50773764]

>>50773719
Only boomers like me still use PayPal. Everyone else uses apple pay or Google pay

[Anonymous No.50773768]

>>50773578
yeah just go with that or SPY or VTI and have fun being a millionaire

[Anonymous No.50773802]

>>50773195
I'm going to generate a better version of this webm later. I fixed the expression on bobo's face, and I want to try and line up the head movements a bit better. Keep an eye out!

[Anonymous No.50773825]

>>50773578
depending on the amount and country you need to use as much tax advantage as you can. Fill up your accounts. use as much taxable accounts as you can. put your max into pension etc etc. Get a one time fee financial advisor if you want to be set for life as you'll probably lose more from tax than you earn in a year.

But yes buy a global index and you'll be set for life. also keep some cash for emergencies.

[Anonymous No.50773863]

why the fuck arent they invading taiwan yet? my TSMC puts will expire worthless wont they...

[Anonymous No.50773876]

>>50773802
I would love it if you could make the fairy getting hit with a chair bobo, and the hamchad mumu in this webm. If you ever find the time. That shit would be hilarious

[Anonymous No.50773890]

I just realised some of you zoomers probably have mums the same age as me. Post your milfs, who wants a new stepdaddy?

[Anonymous No.50773912]

>>50772706
is there any chart comparison for when the DXY goes up that the stock market goes down?
I like mannarino-sama but he has been preaching the same shit for years now and nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.50773934]

>>50773876
it's funny to slow it down frame-by-frame

[Anonymous No.50773937]

>>50773825
>one time fee financial advisor
No such thing exists. For a one time fee you can get a financial plan, you will be moving the money around yourself though if you do that.

[Anonymous No.50773973]

>>50773876
I can add that to my list, don't know when I'll get to it though

[Anonymous No.50774001]

I wonder what VIX is doing right now bros.

[Anonymous No.50774009]

>>50772386
Yeah, I'm thinking we're having another leg down.

[Anonymous No.50774010]

>>50773937
yes it does and literally who cares that's the easy part.

[Anonymous No.50774017]

>>50773973
All I ask is you consider it that's all

[Anonymous No.50774058]

>>50774009
Fucking investment firms shouldn't be allowed to buy residential property. If I were to support one socialist style government policy it would be a ban on this.

[Anonymous No.50774084]

>>50774001
Vix ponders the orb on weekends.

[Anonymous No.50774085]

>>50774058
Government and investment firms work hand in hand. The government wants this too.

[Anonymous No.50774094]

What if I'm wrong? What if my stock goes down instead of up?

[Anonymous No.50774154]

>>50773593
iCharge joke amazed me that even one person fell for it. Then there was drilling a hole in your iphone to access the hidden headphone jack.

[Anonymous No.50774179]

>>50774094
line go down?
good.

[Anonymous No.50774213]

so are we going up or down next week?

[Anonymous No.50774218]

>>50774213
yes

[Anonymous No.50774296]

>>50774218
interesting, so therefore a long strangle should print next week

[Anonymous No.50774337]

Has anyone else on /smg/ found that as you've gotten older, the sight of your own blood has made you queasy? I'm 35, and just had to use some tiny scissors to cut away some hanging skin from a big cut on my hand, and I almost fainted...

[Anonymous No.50774347]

>>50773578
good thinking. get your inheritence and dollar cost average into the market over the next two years. theres a lot of stock market uncertainty, and you can minimize this buy gradually buying in. VTI is great, for you i would get some emerging marker exposure, maybe some developed ex us exposure and small cap value.

[Anonymous No.50774366]

the great reset is a big money narrative to keep the poors from buying low

[Anonymous No.50774372]

>>50773657
>>50773691
>>50773768
>>50773825
>>50774347
Thanks bros. I don't meant to spam (You)s, but I don't want to be ungrateful either. I'll take all this information into consideration. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50774374]

Buying the dip since March is finally paying off. How long will it last frens?

[Anonymous No.50774386]

>>50770449

girls dont care for dick, the crave for money and safety

[Anonymous No.50774404]

>>50774386
>t. virgin

[Anonymous No.50774408]

>>50774337
Umm sweaty, /smg/ male only general. I recommend you go to /ck/ with that. The girls over there will sympathize.

[Anonymous No.50774416]

>>50774408
I guess I'm just becoming kind of a pussy bitch as I get older...
Oh well

[Anonymous No.50774418]

>>50774337
If you’re not used to site of blood at 35 you have wasted your life.

[Anonymous No.50774434]

>>50772996
>>50773633

[Anonymous No.50774438]

Is there way for retards, literal retards, to trade options?
Because I am that retard

[Anonymous No.50774444]

>>50774438
no its not possible sorry

[Anonymous No.50774453]

>>50773420
SQQQ but sell on tuesday or early morning wednesday. Inflation will probably have 'cooled off', maybe the same as july. Bulltards will take this as proof a pivot is imminent and GME will go to 1000 dollars a share and eclipse the global gdp in mcap. The FED will not share this opinion.

[Anonymous No.50774456]

>>50774418
The thing is I never had this problem before. I used to get cut up and bleed all the time... it's only recently

[Anonymous No.50774455]

>>50771396
Sweden yes! I hope they can unfuck their shit, the company that makes my DAW is based there.

[Anonymous No.50774472]

>>50774444
Surely there must be something.
Buying and selling shares doesn't lead anywhere

[Anonymous No.50774481]

>>50773578
That made my day, anon. I love hearing about people making it. Enjoy your life, bud.

[Anonymous No.50774483]

>>50774337
hemophobia is quite common and has nothing to do with age. Are you certain you don't have schizophrenia and have interpreted one (1) incidence of a subjective fee-fee with an overarching pattern?

[Anonymous No.50774491]

>>50773289
>>50773305
>>50773331

[Anonymous No.50774502]

>>50774472
>>50774472
you dare question my quads

[Anonymous No.50774503]

>>50774337
Can’t say I share the same problem. I’m a laborer and a disaster worker. I bleed almost everyday. I have 2 kids too. I’ve seen a lot of blood.

[Anonymous No.50774504]

>>50774483
No, it's not the only time. The other day when I initially cut my hand, I almost fainted as well. Got really lightheaded and had to sit down. A few years back I cut my thumb pretty bad washing a very sharp knife, and actually did faint... That was the first time it this ever happened. I was probably 31 or 32 at the time

[Anonymous No.50774510]

>>50774416
Your wife will cheat on you with an ex-mil guy whose wife cheated on him. It's over.

[Anonymous No.50774521]

>>50774483
I just don’t like gay people’s behavior. I guess that’s what homophobia means these days. I’m officially homophobic and will respond with “Yes.” when questioned in the future.

[Anonymous No.50774541]

Is anyone following BBBY? Or is that just another GME cult?

[Anonymous No.50774546]

>>50774416
It’s involuntary. Your brain changes throughout your life. I used to love heights for example. I could sit with my legs dangling 100s of feet in the air. Now I get a bit woozy when I’m on a really high ledge. I think I just really want to be alive and not dead.

[Anonymous No.50774573]

>>50774546
Heights is the only thing that actually makes me woozy. Like my knees buckle if I even see a situation on tv that involves dangerous heights kek. Definitely won't be skydiving anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.50774579]

>>50774502
I-im sorry anon.
Please forgive me

[Anonymous No.50774582]

>>50773691
>living easy doing whatever you feel like isn't "doing something with your life"
Cringe, you can't get in to heaven through works.

[Anonymous No.50774586]

>>50774337
have you ever considered that age has nothing to do with you being a sheltered faggot?

[Anonymous No.50774613]

>>50773578
we might be having a housing crash soon best to just slowly dollar cost into picks that give high dividends.

If the market ever does suddenly crash 50% in a day or week then try to get in as much as you can while it's cheap

[Anonymous No.50774632]

>>50774613
DCA in to SCHD or FDVV would be an option. Long term, VOO will win though.

[Anonymous No.50774671]

>>50774472
leaps

[Anonymous No.50774691]

>>50774613
>>50774632
>no inverse etf tracking houses

[Anonymous No.50774697]

>>50774546
Phobias are overwhelmingly genetic and they overlap extremely commonly. Twin studies overwhelmingly confirm this. There is no gene for any specific phobia, it is generalized anxiety genes.

Again, it has nothing to do with age and it is very likely to manifest in other phobias, especially if it is extreme enough to cause fainting.

>>50774521
Based

[Anonymous No.50774706]

>>50772620
Wtf is this?

[Anonymous No.50774727]

>>50774706

[Anonymous No.50774752]

>>50772979
they changed m2, doesnt it contain bank deposits now?

[Anonymous No.50774779]

Jesus Christ it's 95 degrees and humid. I'm not gonna leave my bedroom today. Michigan can be like a fucking tropical jungle sometimes.

[Anonymous No.50774788]

>>50774697
Lmao, you’re retarded

[Anonymous No.50774793]

dont take unnessecary risks
Save a bit and enjoy the present because the future is uncertain
https://youtu.be/mG_YK4SaHRE

[Anonymous No.50774795]

>>50774779
get a slurpee

[Anonymous No.50774808]

>>50774752
they moved a thing from m2 to m1. since m2 contains m1, it did not change as a result of the change.

[Anonymous No.50774809]

>>50774795
That would require me to leave my apartment. No thanks but good suggestion. Wouldn't mind some soft serve. I don't think I've had that in years.

[Anonymous No.50774828]

>>50774404

you mean happily married happily cooming raw in my wifes clean trad.wife pussy everyday

[Anonymous No.50774852]

>>50774828
>you mean happily married happily cooming raw in my wifes clean trad.wife pussy everyday

[Anonymous No.50774859]

>>50774828
Don't take it personally and I'm not saying she is one of them but my best shags were with married women and I can't stress the stories I've heard from others about trad wives

[Anonymous No.50774870]

>>50774788
It's too late bud, we already know the heritability of phobias. There's nowhere left for witch doctors in this field.

[Anonymous No.50774897]

>>50771326
Did that strategy work?

[Anonymous No.50774921]

>>50774691
There's DRV, but I don't like inverse ETFs that are just opaque swaps. DJI has a real estate index that you could short, otherwise you'd be stuck with DRV.

[Anonymous No.50774941]

>>50774727
Damn, that anon who shilled it (hopefully) made some good profits on this cunt

[Anonymous No.50774942]

Smg really making me want to kill myself today
>penis size
>degree/career roulette
>wife/gf posting

[Anonymous No.50774959]

>>50774942
i know. Imagine my disappointment after coming home from work and having to read through this mess

[Anonymous No.50774960]

>>50774942

[Anonymous No.50774967]

>>50774852

lol, go out and have sex you filthy piece of shit

[Anonymous No.50774971]

>>50770633
I am late to the party but I am pretty sure that would happen with other brokers as well. You have to execute the full contract at expiry, so you need the margin to cover exercising all the lots. It blows because spreads should settle via cash due to the way the options will net each other, but clearing does not work that way. HOOD should have done novel innovations in the way clearing is done. It would have been a way better business model.

[Anonymous No.50774976]

>>50774942
Why are you coming here on weekends in the first place

[Anonymous No.50774984]

This taiwan shit is going to be another nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.50774985]

>>50774438
>Liberal retards
Shouldn’t you be posting your pronouns on tiktok?

[Anonymous No.50775003]

>>50774976
I’m lonely and don’t have a life. I still hope I can make it and the market would be one path

[Anonymous No.50775009]

>>50774942
its ok anon, yagmi

[Anonymous No.50775022]

>>50774897
>Did that strategy work?

Idk did it?

[Anonymous No.50775031]

>>50774942
>thick 6"
>Accounting/janitor
>Sakura Miko

[Anonymous No.50775036]

>>50775022
There’s no date. I can’t tell if it’s sarcastic

[Anonymous No.50775041]

>>50774941
He did. Check out STBX and JZ. It’ll probably do the same. There’s some weird Asian ipo scam going on. Just make sure you sell quickly.

[Anonymous No.50775057]

My NWO stock list is almost complete. I’m excited to share it, this is my favorite part of investing (after making money from GaySex).

[Anonymous No.50775068]

>>50775036
think it's well over a year old. maybe 2

[Anonymous No.50775074]

>>50774942
7x5.5
AA/Laborer
Island girl 5’2” 105lb

[Anonymous No.50775095]

>>50775057
Looking forward to it, anon. Let’s see some tickers. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.50775115]

>>50775031
>>50775074

what in your tiny peabrain tells you "oh in this stock market thread people will surely want to know my personal stats"?
You are the worst people. NGMI
kys.

[Anonymous No.50775131]

OH COOL A STOCK MARKET THREAD LETS BRAG ABOUT MY BIG DICK

[Anonymous No.50775147]

AND THEN THEY WONDER WHY THEY STAY POOR

I

JUST

CAN'T

TAKE

IT

ANYMORE

AAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.50775155]

>>50775115
Someone asked, nigger.

[Anonymous No.50775156]

>>50775115
Kek not gonna apologize, this is what people want on the weekend. Side note, I tried playing baldurs gate again after like a decade and the level of autism needed to play that game supercedes my desire to play it. I don't know how you fags do it.

[Anonymous No.50775168]

>>50775057
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.50775174]

>>50775095
Its a custom made ETF featuring my austicially researched tickers ranging from Electric grid updating companies, "you will eat the bugs", Fertility stocks, lab grown organs, desalination, and a ton more.
I have made sure every company is both legit, profitable, growing, and has a nice looking chart.

I am extremely autistic about this stuff, I sit here listening to dank ass retro music for hours while doing it. I personally believe this stuff will make me very wealthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZdVwTjUtjg

[Anonymous No.50775196]

>>50775174
Very nice

[Anonymous No.50775201]

>>50775174
Based autist stock chad. We appreciate you

[Anonymous No.50775220]

>>50773578
>Anything I should know, or you'd like to share?
Sell puts on stocks you like and keep cash to average down on dips by selling more puts. You could make anywhere from 2-20% on your capital used for 45 days of time depending on how much of a meme the underlying is. I could go into more detail about running theta gang properly if you want.

[Anonymous No.50775230]

>>50775174
what is the name for this dystopian ETF?

[Anonymous No.50775271]

>>50774573
try jumping off a building in VR
sounds like you'll be prone to it and your legs will def feel funny

[Anonymous No.50775281]

>>50775230
Ride the New Wave
(RTNW)

[Anonymous No.50775286]

>>50775174
I look forward to it, any idea on when you'll b releasing it?

[Anonymous No.50775291]

>>50774941
shit was available to trade for like 6 minutes out of the day. nobody made shit on it

[Anonymous No.50775303]

so should i short BBBY first thing monday morning or wait til wednesday midday?

[Anonymous No.50775311]

>>50775286
I'll release just the names soon but the actual infographic will take time.
Some of them (just a tiny amount) are start ups that you have to invest in alternatively and directly. I know I know, but when I see Bill Gates investing millions upon millions in a lab meat grower I think its worth it.

[Anonymous No.50775312]

>>50775271
My friend has an oculus and said next time I'm out there he's going to set it up. Should be interesting.

[Anonymous No.50775507]

>>50775311
What kind of research do you do?
I have a stock that I need to build a position in before I start memeing about it. It could get cut in half or it could go up 5X

[Anonymous No.50775555]

>>50775281
>>50775174
You're not an autist, you're just a hipster with bad taste. Gib at least some tickers, faggot

[Anonymous No.50775585]

What does /smg/ think about my dick? Personally I feel bullish about it but I might be biased.

[Anonymous No.50775592]

>>50775281
Also you're seriously going to post some scammy crypto project pepe in the stock market general?

[Anonymous No.50775594]

>>50775057
Make it optionable and I will buy in lots of 100. I have a globohomo watch list but this is even better

[Anonymous No.50775611]

>>50775585
placing puts on those white sheets, put on some underwear man

[Anonymous No.50775633]

>>50775611
They belong to a hotel. I'm going full Hunter Biden mode.

[Anonymous No.50775662]

>>50775585
post crack pipe and next inside trade hunter.

[Anonymous No.50775676]

Is SIGA the next DW-ACK

[Anonymous No.50775688]

>>50775592
I JUST GOOGLED A PICTURE OF A SURFING PEPE AND I THOUGH IT LOOKED FUN

[Anonymous No.50775695]

>>50775585
As least you sprung for a nice motel room.

[Anonymous No.50775729]

>>50775688
lol

[Anonymous No.50775753]

Hopefully clf tranny offd himself

[Anonymous No.50775761]

>>50770359
I Bonds, that is all

[Anonymous No.50775779]

>>50774859
tell me more about your sex with cheating wives, even if it's a LARP (let's be real: we all know it is), i don't care.

[Anonymous No.50775781]

>>50775688
4channel Private Detectives don't know what fun is. They live in constant misery constantly reverse searching every image hoping to expose some serial spammer or shilling psyop. But all they end up doing is inducing schizophrenia in their own head and show that they are too autistic to understand that most people don't have a dedicated reaction image folder and just grab them off google as needed.

[Anonymous No.50775794]

>>50775753
Sadly his last twitch stream was 5 days ago. People who actually kill themselves don't think about us during that time. People kill themselves for many reasons but not because someone on the internet was mean. I learned that the hard way because Baggie is still alive

[Anonymous No.50775818]

>>50775688

[Anonymous No.50775822]

>>50775753
And clf tranny just doesn't trade anymore all he does is smoke weed and play vidya. Clf was just some insider information he received from someone else

[Anonymous No.50775824]

>>50775271
There was this spot in wow back in 2004 with these two tall Mesa looking things. Probably petrified tree stumps. I think they were called the twin colossals in Feralas. I remember finding them and jumping off because it gave me butterflies in my stomach. It was fun and weird.

[Anonymous No.50775853]

>>50775781
That's nonsense and a stereotype and you know it. I prefer to spend my downtime here figuring out rather the women posted are in fact actually men.

[Anonymous No.50775869]

>>50775291
Some dude in here got 100@8.88 and sold over $100 iirc.

[Anonymous No.50775902]

>>50775781
I actually use yandex so just know looking at my pictures you are supporting the war in ukraine

[Anonymous No.50775909]

>>50770435
Now normalize for money supply kek.
Being above the red line will be the new support.

[Anonymous No.50775930]

Alright, I brought the chicken nuggets. Whats the weekend scoop /smg/? I need all the details.

[Anonymous No.50775946]

>>50775930
Buy AIRT on Monday

[Anonymous No.50775970]

>>50775946
I know absolutely nothing about Airplanes but now that I've seen this mentioned a few times, I'm going to grab a lot of shares while it's cheap.

[Anonymous No.50775998]

>>50775909
it's normalized by CPI, which is not a good value to normalize by just like M2 (consumer price inflation isn't stock market inflation, M2 doesn't just flow into stocks).
a closer bet is normalizing by GDP (not real!), and the graph still looks very overvalued.

[Anonymous No.50776003]

>>50775869
no he didnt

[Anonymous No.50776025]

A stock pumping into earnings is a bullish sign right?

[Anonymous No.50776032]

>>50775998

[Anonymous No.50776037]

>>50770359
GLD looks like it bounced off of the resistance. With DXY going up I think some GLD puts would be easy money for the next month

[Anonymous No.50776043]

with over 1 billion africans, how come not one was smart enough to invent a water pipe?

[Anonymous No.50776070]

>>50776043
u know why

[Anonymous No.50776079]

>>50776025
nope, means people are overbuying it, expectations will be too high before anything is confirmed and once confirmed it wont be as great as they thought. classic 'buying the rumor, selling the news'.

[Anonymous No.50776093]

>>50775869
How? The thing was down for trading for a majority of the day.

[Anonymous No.50776103]

My intl blended target date fund that I poorly picked as my first 401K allotment was finally green so I converted it to my brokerage link. I can't make withdraws from that fund for another 35 yeras. What industries should I invest in with that ~20K? I was thinking health care since boomers are going to be spending most of the money on it once medicare goes bankrupt. I already have semi + uranium allotments. Was thinking maybe more war machine stuff, but the blue chips (NOC LMT RTX) all seem pretty expensive from the Ukraine war runnup.

[Anonymous No.50776115]

>>50776079
I hope that’s not true. I’m very bullish on MNDY and think they will crush earning Monday.

[Anonymous No.50776116]

>>50776025
Price go up means people are buying. Further significance is left as an exercise for the enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.50776128]

>>50776043
>1 billion africans

[Anonymous No.50776130]

>>50776032
noise filtered so that it's a little more readable

[Anonymous No.50776132]

>>50776043
why make a bong when slobbering all over a blunt is good enough?

[Anonymous No.50776142]

hello boys im drunk

[Anonymous No.50776148]

>>50776025
It can be. Sometimes stocks will have a run up into earnings, then sell the news. Other times the earnings will be so good that the stock runs even more. Really you just gotta buy several of these guys and hope the overall net is positive.

[Anonymous No.50776170]

>>50775220
I'm all ears, clownbro, I'm open to all suggestions, just chilling and lurking in the thread.

[Anonymous No.50776259]

>>50775311
Will be keeping an eye out for this.

[Anonymous No.50776270]

i kinda wish i was single so i could go for the 9+ summer blonds. thats why being in a relationship is kinda shit. my brain is wired not good for relationship. better in swooning for one night stands.

i know it would work since i saw how grills looked at me today. also can see it at work.


my biggest boner was demolishing in an argument my leftist coder friend. his argument style was highly emotional and denial. self studying bsns made me only go for and care about facts. so arguing is kinda ez mode nowadays.

i even gave him 2 angles more to argue another way but he didnt take them. i think i need to put a fedora on before i mastubate to my brilliance.

[Anonymous No.50776313]

Fucking normies

[Anonymous No.50776332]

>>50776329
>>50776329
>>50776329
>>50776329
>>50776329
noot newt stocks

[Anonymous No.50776331]

>>50776270
You definitely seem like someone who doesn't need any of God's phony blessings.

[Anonymous No.50776341]

>>50775688
>>50775781
>>50775818
Cancer. Please go back

[Anonymous No.50776366]

>>50776170
Okay it was too long for here so I had to copy it into a pastebin.
https://pastebin.com/yXgGWa3k

[Anonymous No.50776584]

>>50776142
I’m trying. I’m 5 in and it ain’t working yet.