I have 500$

[Anonymous No.50765398]

How do I get a gf? I am ugly and short

[Anonymous No.50765435]

how short we talkin?

[Anonymous No.50765473]

>>50765398
trade that 500 to 500.000.000 and buy yourself 10 gfs

>just do it, ok...

[Anonymous No.50765531]

>>50765435
Hypothetically speaking anon says 4”11 what advice would you give them

[Anonymous No.50765546]

>>50765398
work on your standup comedy routine

[Anonymous No.50765574]

>>50765531
wear a top hat and platform boots it gives the illusion of size

[Anonymous No.50765634]

>>50765398
>$500
>literally just enough to get a high-class escort
>still doesn't know what to do

[Anonymous No.50765681]

>>50765634
I live in shit hole nyc m8 escorts are illegal here im also a neet with no connections to escort services

[Anonymous No.50765705]

>>50765681
You are in the United States. Go get a fucking job

[Anonymous No.50765739]

>>50765398
clothes maketh the man

[Anonymous No.50765779]

>>50765574
kek

>>50765398

anon I am tall and handsome but very autistic. My mate is short and ugly and does okay with the gals (better than me), he has spent a lot of time building a good career and life, now chicks fall over themselves for him.
He has a qt asian gf that is about his height and earns as much money as he.

[Anonymous No.50765836]

>>50765779
How old are you all?I really want to know the magical age when girls start caring about your personality and how successful you are to the point height and looks barely matter

>>50765531
just bee yourself and listen to mynonleatherlife

[Anonymous No.50765963]

>>50765836
>about your personality and how successful you are to the point height and looks barely matter

Women start carring as they approach or pass the wall, depending on their self awareness. Asians tend to be more prgamatic also.
im in my 30s so is my short buddy, his gf is like 29 or 30 I think

[Anonymous No.50765998]

>>50765836
>personality and how successful you are

altually I withdraw, many women care about this drom a much younger age. My short ugly friend has done well with girls wince he was 17. I guess he has a good persoanality. Indeed all my short frens get more puss than me and always have, but my levels of autism are critical.
Thr fact that we are here may mean we havr personalities that are simply abhorrent to women.
Perhaps shortness and ugliness is an attribution error.

[Anonymous No.50766034]

>>50765998
I can get women to laugh and like me to some degree but it's getting to the point I can make them see me as a sex partner and capitalize on it that I have trouble with. That's why I say listen to mynonleatherlife, she breaks it down for autists in the most abstract and zany way possible so it makes the most sense for us. Or maybe it makes sense for me because it's actually schizo and I'm more schizo than autist

[Anonymous No.50766044]

>>50765998
anon maybe u (and me probably) should just take SSRIs. There was a study done where they gave SSRIs to low status chimpanzees, and those chimpanzees became alpha chimps and getting monkepuss like clock work upon introduction of an ssri to their food.
I become a slayer when I abuse stimulants. I just cant do it full time.
From my knowledge my short and ugly fren takes ssris and Hs done since he was young, I know of other duch cases too, autismo dudes who get a gf once they take anti depressants.

[Anonymous No.50766064]

Just do what Big Harv did, and just leverage a position of power to harvest attractive woman.

[Anonymous No.50766077]

>>50766064
He harvested so many.

[Anonymous No.50766085]

>>50765836
>just bee yourself
This. Learn to laugh at yourself, and there will be a woman for you

[Anonymous No.50766098]

>>50766085
Agreed

[Anonymous No.50766121]

Also, Jannies clean up this thread. This has nothing to do with business.

[Anonymous No.50766126]

>>50765531
that's like dwarf height maybe try to get qt dwarf girl

[Anonymous No.50766128]

>>50766034
>to laugh and like me to some degree but it's getting to the point I can make them see me as a sex partner and capitalize


anon I think I can empathize.. Im prob a bit older than u.. have tried to figure it out. Have had some a series of gfs and a few small romances in between. Im no expert but if you want something that helps, try reading The Body in its Sexual Being, by Maurice Merleau-Ponty .. (its a chapter of Phenomonology of Perception). You may need to find an annoted copy to understand it properly but its insightful and will help you intellectualize your sexuality and thus use it as god intends. Read and understand Phenomonoloy og Perception, it may tair you some weeks or months of reading and pondering, but when if you can understand it, I think it may help your predicament.
Im going to read it again my self as a newly single man.

[Anonymous No.50766130]

>>50765398

Haircut, outfit, shoes, sonicare toothbrush, white strips, gym membership, a few tanning sessions.

[Anonymous No.50766135]

>>50766044
You replied to yourself but I guess you meant to reply to me. I used to take ssris in high and school and first couple years of college, I still got no puss. Going off them didn't make me drown in puss either, but I felt more myself. I eventually lost my virginity, maybe that had something to do with it? Idk they're definitely for some people but for me it just gave me brain fog and I don't think it really helped my condition (Severe OCD)

[Anonymous No.50766146]

>>50766126
>>50766128
>>50766130
>>50766135
Jannies clean it up

[Anonymous No.50766149]

>>50766135
yes i did mean to reply to u.

[Anonymous No.50766165]

>>50766128
Thanks for the recc.Sadly I am soon to be 28, so not that much younger than you... I really failed gloriously at the whole love thing and I can only hope for some magical comeuppance to help me get over it. I feel like I was getting the hang of it until covid came along then I lost it again. Now I'm sort of getting it back (the confidence to chat up random girls and flirt) but with mpox on the rise looks like it's over again

[[e-mail] No.50766166]

>>50766146
Was that this kike scrotum that intercepted me the other day or only someone who looked like him?

[Anonymous No.50766171]

>>50766135
>gave me brain fog and I don't think it really helped my condition

ya, I tried them for 6 months desu in like ealry 20s, made me a smoothbrain normie but still no girls. But my first gf was aquired while I was using stimulants off label (so dopamine not seratonin).. also cocaine makes me an aktual ladies man. So theres some truth to the chemical side of the equation. zits just stimulant abuse is not financially or socially sustainable in the long term.

[[e-mail] No.50766173]

>>50766166
Reminder not to let my mercy find him then.

[Anonymous No.50766176]

>>50766098
>just jestermaxx bro
Don't do this.

[Anonymous No.50766181]

>>50766135
did anything help?
t. severe ocd anon

[Anonymous No.50766184]

>>50766166
When did you meet big bad Harv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPpoKquOG5Q&t=2s&ab_channel=InternetNeverForgets

>>50766176
Harvey is not a Jester.

[Anonymous No.50766192]

>>50765398
Just become a rapist.

[Anonymous No.50766205]

For the love of god Jannies clean it up. This thread has nothing to do with business

>>50766192
best answer so far, Big Harv would be proud.
.

[Anonymous No.50766225]

>>50766181
It was a long journey but I think I really did get over it. When I first starting coming down with my condition, it was horrifying. I wasn't able to concentrate on anything because I was obsessed with bodily functions (what if my stomach stopped digesting food) and I swore I had cancer. Worst was I understood the connection anxiety and thoughts have to physical processes so I tried to cut it out as soon as possible but it just led to me more desperately thinking anxious thoughts to "get it out of my system"

I think getting a lot of sleep helps. I used to average 4 hours a night in high school and that really fucked with me. Don't smoke pot or drink too much. Exercise really helps a ton especially hiit calisthenics like chris heria stuff. Really helps get your heart and brain alligned so you don't think useless thoughts. Also read the Tao Te Ching as translated by stephen mitchell

[Anonymous No.50766234]

>>50766225
not business related.

[Anonymous No.50766265]

>>50766181
I understand how much it sucks and like no one knows. I am constantly amazed how well I beat the condition, it really got in the way of getting a gf because it would of course act up when I was in a situation I could score. I want to write a book about it but not sure who would listen or how to best summarize it. I think everyone needs their own path, there were so many little things I learned that added up to help me get over it. Like thinking in words is useless. You need to learn your body (including your brain's) natural language that transcends languages like English in order to really understand yourself. Ie you need to learn to think without words. You need to become ok with not knowing things, or "soft" knowing things. Idk ask questions

[Anonymous No.50766266]

>>50766165
well dont despair anon. another suggestion... lsd. Will also help u understand yourself and the world, dont take too much too regularly, but a half tab will open you eyes to a lot. If it doesnt, plan another trip but take a little more than the first time. repeat until the desired effect is reached. I mean this unironically. LSD/Mushrooms are your friend.

Also thr book I mentioned can be found in PDF here. https://voidnetwork.gr/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Phenomenology-of-Perception-by-Maurice-Merleau-Ponty.pdf

Shame about covid. I know the feels. I have just concluded a 5 year relatio ship and now face the daunting prospect of trying to find a sexual partner again, in a world of apps and weird politics and my worsened autism from 5 years of monogamy and 2 years of bs pandemic.

All the best with this issue anon. I need to complete some chores.

[Anonymous No.50766281]

>>50766265
>>50766266
for fucksakes Jannies, clean it up. How is this thread still up?

[Anonymous No.50766290]

>>50766265
>You need to learn your body (including your brain's) natural language that transcends languages like English in order to really understand yourself


Mate this is it. this is what metleau ponty gets at in Phenomonology of Perception/The body in its sexual being.

[Anonymous No.50766306]

>>50766281
lighten up anon its a weekend

[Anonymous No.50766309]

>>50765531
Have you considered sitting on the shoulders of a friend of loved one or hired help and wearing a trench coat? Or maybe he could sit on your shoulders if he's less ugly and you think that increases your odds.

[Anonymous No.50766330]

>>50766306
>>50766290
>>50766309
Jannies where the fuck are you, do your job.

[Anonymous No.50766371]

>>50766266
thanks anon get it done. I did try lsd but maybe I need to do it again. Although I believe there are non drug related ways to better understand yourself and the nature of mind
>>50766181
some more things; i don't want to discourage you from taking ssris but for me they didn't really help except they dulled my emotions. When I first got introduced the world of psychology I was excited because I thought there was going to be some wise sage who was going to explain the nature of mind to me and help me get over my condition but na they just drugged me so I wouldn't feel like killing myself. Because most people really don't know shit. The mind is a volatile thing, and it can be hard to study it when it's the very thing that's your point of reference. But be patient with yourself. You have to kind of program yourself to think in more productive ways. What you think of as ocd is really just a fleeting feeling of anxiety that you try to rid yourself of by thinking thoughts or doing useless actions. Let it just pass on its own: all feelings go away eventually because they are simply chemical reactions and when the chemicals are all used up the feeling will be gone. It doesn't really take that long, but you can perpetuate it by constantly anticipating and trying to get rid of it by brute force

[Anonymous No.50766373]

>>50766309
>Have you considered sitting on the shoulders of a friend of loved one or hired help and wearing a trench coat?

[Anonymous No.50766390]

>>50766371
>>50766373

[Anonymous No.50766425]

>>50766390
thanks for bumping the thread like ten fucking times shithead
>>50766371
one more thing: I think psychiatry is quackery but there are good talk therapists out there, you just have to find the right one. I did find one that actually helped a lot and seemed to know what he was talking about, but after a certain point I feel like I exhausted him and I had to figure things out myself

[Anonymous No.50766542]

>>50766225
>>50766265
>>50766371
>>50766425
Thanks anon, it helps to hear from others with this shit.

[Anonymous No.50766806]

>>50766542
No problem,I love talking about it. Yet, I feel like I really don't have it anymore. I can't remember the last time I let it get in the way of productivity or doing something I really wanted to do, that's how fully I got over it. Also, it's better for your progress if you convince yourself you don't have ocd. Then when you get an attack,you can think, I'm just overreacting to a fleeting feeling of anxiety. What's the worst that can happen? I can piss or shit myself? Then you let it wash over yourself and remark how that did not happen. Remark how your body naturally protects you from such embarrassing mistakes without the need to try. Remark at how powerful you really are, both your unconscious and conscious self are really just one being

[Anonymous No.50766837]

>>50766806
I guess a way it still manifests is that I constantly second guess things like, is my stove really off? Yeah I'm looking at it and it looks like the knobs are at 12 but is it really off and not leaking gas? The truth is I know within milliseconds that it's off. The second guessing is just me forcing myself to reach a level of certainty that is basically impossible to reach. It's like ordering food from a menu: you know what you want or at least what would be a really good choice within a few minutes of reading it, you don't need to scan every item and think too hard about it. That is the body's pure and natural power

[Anonymous No.50766958]

>>50766806
I mean, the idea is I don't have it to the point that it's a problem anymore. For instance I put a water glass in the dishwasher right now because it was suspiciously close to the sink and I didn't want to risk maybe dirty water from the sink went in the glass when I could just get a new one. It just didn't feel right because of the possibility that could have happened. Now if that were my last water glass and I could never run my dishwasher ever again I'd just suck it up, but since I don't have to deal with it I didn't

[Anonymous No.50767009]

>>50766077
whis this ugly boy

[Anonymous No.50767707]

>>50765398
invest in something like zha0, you know, short term stuff to have enough money to attract the hoes

[Anonymous No.50769732]

>>50767707
Based

[Anonymous No.50769749]

>>50767707
I think long term investments would be better. Perhaps even some passive income would do nicely. I'm looking to start with LP mining chad.

[Anonymous No.50770313]

>>50765398
gym membership + haircut + steroids. You wills till be short but at least you will have a nice body raising your chances exponentially. If you actually have a personality then you might even be fucking happy.

[Anonymous No.50771152]

>>50765398
>I am ugly and short
Doesn't matter, women will love you if you are rich. As long as you have more than 499 dollars, you'll be able to get a gf. Check your money stack and maybe you have enough, you never know.

[Anonymous No.50771181]

You could lease a jewish gf who puts out for about an hour.

[Anonymous No.50771645]

>>50765531
Move to an Asian or SA , or India.
Most people there are also short, you might be able to score a poor qt
That fucking height it's fucking over nigga and I'm also a ,5,7 manlet here.

[Anonymous No.50771844]

the main problem is that you have $500
get you money up anon

stop investing in shitcoins and start investing in shit that will end up making you real money
>LINK
>BitDAO
>ETH

[Anonymous No.50771851]

>>50765398
Try heaven sorry you’re ngmi

[Anonymous No.50771901]

>>50765398
Buy lots of QNT and BTC.
Try to overcome your foot fetish.

[Anonymous No.50771941]

>>50765531
I would advice to finish middle school

[Anonymous No.50771942]

>>50765531
Nurture a Napoleon Complex.