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well, that´s it, Friday night, you can go if you have to party or something you know, I won´t be offended

>> No.50765215

>>50765159
is partying the most fun people can come up with on a friday night

>> No.50765391

>>50765159
I'm on vacation with the family but relaxing at the hotel browsing biz. Pretty comfy

>> No.50765403

>>50765159
fuck you

>> No.50765419

>>50765391
vacation? more like justification

>> No.50765450

>>50765159
this is what I would tell my girlfriend on Friday night if i had one, i don't want to be a burden on her

>> No.50765974

>>50765159
I just woke up an hour ago. Now I'm eating a cold leftover sandwich I had in the fridge. The bread is hard, but I'm eating it anyway. I'll probably do some reading tonight, browse various boards on the chans, and watch some brain cell diminishing YouTube videos. Should be a comfy night. Is this partying?

>> No.50765984

Fuck you

>> No.50766033
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50766033

>>50765159
i already tried to go out and it was painful. i have 9/10 facial features and 0/10 social skills so people are comfortable to open on me, women smile and linger around me at the bar, but then i either picrel until they leave or spaghetti when i try to talk to them and end up backed into a corner watching everyone else enjoy eachother. lookism faggots have no idea what they're talking about, nothing can save you from autism.

>> No.50766057

>>50765974
same
going to stay up for a bit, go for a walk, then get up early tomorrow and go lift weights

>> No.50766086

>>50766033
you don't have 9/10 facial features and you are coping

>> No.50766100

I had sex with my neighbor. She's 60 years old

>> No.50766191

>>50766086
idc what you think. decent looking women sometimes slip me their number if i eat out at nicer bars and put on a smile. that doesn't happen to ugly or even average looking men.

>> No.50766240

>>50765159
I fucked my wife tonight and now I'm browsing biz and playing my dreamcast while drinking cheap whiskey, I don't feel like partying anymore since I had a kid

>> No.50766255

>>50766033
You sound like a low iq narcissist. But keep playing the 'I'm autistic' card like it's still 2013

>> No.50766471

>>50766255
narcissism is like autism in that there is a socially retarded fixation on internalized models and a limited ability to share in emotional content with other people so, sure, i agree with you.

>> No.50766496

>>50765159
Nah anon, I'm here for you. I'll be here for the next 6 hours or so getting progressively drunker and more stoned. Anything you wanna talk about, bud?

>> No.50766677

>>50766033
Look into L.rueteri and psilocybin

>> No.50766784

>>50766033
Literally me. Not joking. Had chicks straight up say they want to do sloppy shit with me and I just give the most emotionless responses while also having a very serious face. I normally don't care, but fuck there is one chick I regret not opening up to because even though she was a nympho, she also was loyal af. For instance she's been with one person since like 2013. I always regret not telling her how I felt because she was the only one I ever felt anything towards. I fucking hate being an autistic fuck.

>> No.50766794

>>50765159
Fag,

>> No.50766835

>>50766784
>nympho
>loyal
wake up from your dream, little boy

>> No.50766840

>>50766784
she made it so easy for me too... she stared at me in class (this was back in high school), straight up admitting having a crush, and then said she wanted to do very pervy shit basically. That last part turned me off at the time because I had christian values, but fucking hell, I regret this every fucking day. Met her at 14. She had a crush on me all throughout high school. Now I'm 27. I really fucked it up, man. I figured I'd have met someone by now, but I never had a crush on anyone else ever again.

>> No.50766851

>>50766835
Nah, she was. I'm probably putting her in a bad light. She was just pretty pervy around me specifically. She was very kind to me in general. Like a warm wholesome kind of way.

>> No.50766855

>>50766840
you dodged a bullet.

>> No.50766868

>>50766855
I didn't. She's a happy mother now and her husband is living the life I wish I had now.

>> No.50766911

>>50766868
if so, very rare. Welcome to life, get back to me when you are 40. When she hits you up in 5 years, saying ' i always loved you anon, please take care of me and my 5 kids' DONT.

>> No.50766931

>>50766911
She's been with the guy for nearly 10 years already and they are still going strong. It's stabilized at this point.

>> No.50766939

>>50766840
>getting cucked by desert people religions

Lemaaooo

>> No.50766946

>>50765215
Does taking a bunch of MDMA, filling a condom with hand cream and masturbating for 7 straight hours count as a party?

>> No.50766967

>>50766939
You aren't smart for being an atheist. Multiple logical reasons why a creator makes more sense. Namely the 26 universal constants needed for life and evolution being straight up bullshit for relying on luck for everything i.e. needing mutations aka coding errors in DNA to develop new systems. Needing to hope repair enzymes don't do their job. needing the right mutations to arise in the first place. Genetic entropy as well which shows DNA is only eroding more and more per generation showing species are slowly headed towards extinction thanks to mutations. Etc.

>> No.50766981

>>50765159
Party? You mean taking drugs? Because I quit two week ago I almost died because of them.

>> No.50767001

>>50766784
Some things are better left unsaid .
I also fell in love with a nympho I told her I loved her and we both suffer.

>> No.50767014

My Friday night is coming to a close. One of my friends was 7 years sober and those fuckers at the ER gave him some opiates and he came back yesterday and today he asked me for lorazepam and oxy. Idk what to do, shits gonna hit the fan once his prescription is out. At least I get to deposit this check once it gets delivered tomorrow. Also got a bday dinner for another friend and might even go to the club for a bit. I haven’t chatted with some women in a while, might even try to get laid. But if I don’t, idc. I’ll be getting a hefty check tomorrow and hopefully next months will be even better.

>> No.50767096

>>50766931
yeah. you know. everything. good luck anon, remember this conversation.

>> No.50768671

>frogposter
All the clubs went out of business just to the common cold.

>> No.50768871

What I do is pretend to "go out" every other weekend or so, dress up nicely and leave the house and then literally just aimlessly walk around the town for about 5-6 hours and then go home pretending as if I was out there drinking//having fun or whatever with my "friends". All that just so my parents don't be sad for me.

It's also how I spent the last 5 New Years Eves

>> No.50768895

>>50768871
Having you actually tried talking to anyone on these imaginary friend walks? Maybe you can somehow work this into finding a real friend?

>> No.50768944

>>50768895
I make sure to actively avoid all people those nights, the fear of running into someone I know is too much.

>> No.50768974

>>50768944
If I lived near you I would be your friend.

>> No.50769034

>>50766033
its because you haven't got a vasectomy. you're wondering if shes the one because if she isnt she could possibly baby trap you and you want to sleep around more before settling down because you'll have mad regerts like all the other sour parents you've met.

thats literally why most of this site is autistic. answer the vasectomy question or take your chances and get baby trapped as soon as you start becoming the happy chad you were meant to be.

Let me tell you something. Its obvious who has been baby trapped. it sticks out like a sore thumb

>> No.50769056

>>50765391
Have some fun with your dad anon. He will be gone one day

>> No.50769073

>>50768974
T-thanks

>> No.50769072

>>50769034
Thanks for the insight mosche

>> No.50769498

>>50766946
Uh, kind of, but not exaxtly

>> No.50770022

>>50769056
I am. We went to the beach. He was in the navy so he's a great swimmer and taught me when I was young. We swam out pretty far and floated in the water to talk about life and shit.

>> No.50771530

>>50765159
oh ehh ah hah no..no I won't be going uhhh out i have beer at home and no one punches me here

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50771604

>its because you haven't got a vasectomy