wagie vs neet

[Anonymous No.50764637]

do wagies outnumber neets on /biz/? also who would win in hand to hand combat

[Anonymous No.50764657]

can someone make a strawpoll thanks

[Anonymous No.50764786]

I am also very interested in the wagie vs NEET 1v1 melee outcome.

I'm going to say that the average /biz/NEET would beat the average /biz/wagie in hand to hand. I think there are more wagies here though, so the army of wagies would win when the 1v1 match inevitably devolved into a Carnival-cruise-tier brawl.

[Anonymous No.50764799]

White male asian female is the future.

[Anonymous No.50764817]

>>50764786
I disagree. Neets usually eat like shit and get little to no excercise. Not to mention they are scared of their own shadow.

Wagie chads would murder a NEET and come in early to their shift at Applebees the next day.

[Anonymous No.50764822]

>>50764786
i agree. im gonna do a poll

[Anonymous No.50764834]

>>50764822
>>50764786
NEETs detected

[Anonymous No.50764878]

wagies are dumb people who don't know how to trade and buy high then sell low, that's why they cope buy dca

[Anonymous No.50764884]

ok here is first poll
https://strawpoll.com/polls/B2ZB3Y4OByJ

and here is combat poll
https://strawpoll.com/polls/XmZRjMl5vZd

[Anonymous No.50764900]

>>50764817
>wagie
>chad
haha

[Anonymous No.50764923]

>>50764878
We're ralking about hand-to-hand combat, not intelligence you mong

[Anonymous No.50764927]

>>50764637
Wagie here, I would smash your fucking head in with a rock over a can of beans.

[Anonymous No.50764954]

>>50764637
When I was a NEET I mostly chopped firewood and went for long hikes.

As a wagie I stand in place all day, eat fast food corn syrup goyslop, and the boss man placates us with a glass of flouridated alcoholic beverage every as gift.

It's no question who would win in a fight. As long as I can get enough money together to buy a solar panel

[Anonymous No.50764959]

>>50764786
there's no question neets would absolutely destroy wagecucks 1v1
the average wagie has no energy from working for shekelstein day and night
whereas the neet is well-rested, gets his ideal nutrition, sticks to a relaxed yet consistent lifting schedule; and even gets an extra confidence boost by fucking wagie's gf while he's at work

[Anonymous No.50764961]

>>50764927
nice try wagie but you will never catch me

[Anonymous No.50764979]

You're not a man if you work for a corporation.

[Anonymous No.50764989]

>>50764954
Yes, a content, longtime NEET is probably in better physical shape, everything else around equal

[Anonymous No.50765007]

>>50764954
based, i hope u return to neet fren
>>50764959
lol ya wagies seething

[Anonymous No.50765008]

>>50764884
holy shit
how can wagies recover from this?

[Anonymous No.50765038]

>>50765008
lmao

[Anonymous No.50765068]

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[Anonymous No.50765136]

neetchads are winning

[Anonymous No.50765142]

>>50764927
Also wagie and I would pull apart your jaw like I'm separating a watermelon

[Anonymous No.50765165]

>>50764884
NEETChads proving they are dominating every aspects of life, once again. I kneel, neetkingus.

[Anonymous No.50765278]

Don't you find it pitiful how NEETs are eternally trying to cope with the fact that they are living off the grid? Constantly reassuring themselves in this hugbox thinking they are above normalfags when in truth they are the real cattle of this modern society, failed men. Inaction is the worst poison for the human mind and being; not to say that wagies are in a better position, but spiritually people who actually do something productive with their time will always be superior to NEETs.

And this poll about the fight is delusional as fuck. All the NEETs I've known were heavily out of shape, because even with all the time in the world only a select few can actually find the discipline to workout.

[Anonymous No.50765301]

>>50764637
Semi neet here. I only work 2 days a week because my brain is too fried to do more. I'd win everyone on a 1v1. If it were an army, I feel neets would have the leg up because more neets probably exercise compared to wagies due to more free time. Wagies have more broken spirits too making it easier to have them submit.

[Anonymous No.50765390]

>>50765278
lol wagie cope

[Anonymous No.50765474]

Nice thread

[Anonymous No.50765497]

Wagie here, you can't just live for free... I work so hard

[Anonymous No.50765555]

>>50765390
I feel better in my shoes than the average gambling fag on this website.

[Anonymous No.50765570]

yes. check them

[Anonymous No.50765602]

>>50765570
>>50765555
c-checked

[Anonymous No.50765608]

>>50764884
Neetchads for life. Suck a dick wagecucks

>>50765555
>>50765570
Especially you faggot.

[Anonymous No.50765845]

>>50765278
Based and correct. Life needs some sort of work (doesn't have to be financial) involved to better yourself. Most neets are self indulgent and just watch porn and play vidya all day.

[strategic and tactical analysis No.50766006]

Depends on the type of wagie

Office wagies have little to no physical advantage over neets, as they also spend most of the day in front of a computer.

However physical labour neets, even light duty labour, will on average possess an advantage in terms of physical endurance. If the neet cannot finish the fight quickly, he will likely lose.

Mentally, the wagies mind has been dulled through years of monotonous repetitive tasks and exposure to normies. He will also lack the neets paranoia. If anyone is springing a trap it will be the neet, if anyone is falling into a trap it will be the wagie.

In terms of group battles, the wagies will have greater numbers, and they are used to working in a coordinated fashion provided there is a sufficient chad or hr roastie present to control and coordinate their actions. This top down centralized leadership can have advantages however if said leaders are destroyed, the wagies will be in chaos.

The neets will adopt a decentralized organizational structure, there will be no way to "cut the head off the snake", however their combined actions may be ineffective if they cannot jointly agree on a course of action.

Overall I would say it is a draw.

[Anonymous No.50766141]

>>50766006
More buff dudes work in an office than physical labor. I've done both and I always gain weight and lose muscle when doing physical labor. When I do office work I always want to go work out after I get off work. The times when I've been neet I always eat properly and get enough sleep. Based on my experience, I think neet chads would demolish the wagies.

[Anonymous No.50766152]

>>50766006
very interesting analysis anon

[Anonymous No.50766164]

>>50764637
Wagies are dominant

[Anonymous No.50766188]

>>50764799
hello rabbi

[Anonymous No.50766194]

>>50766164
nuh uh

[Anonymous No.50766209]

>>50764799

[Anonymous No.50766219]

>>50766141
office wagies have show muscles, too much time wasted on abs and probably skipping leg day.

physical labour wagies will have muscles built by the demands of their environment. once a physical labour wagie gets his built up forearms and wrist muscles clenched on your neck, it's over.

provided the physical labour wagie has had adequate time to rest up and rebuild strength anyways. if not the advantage may go to office muscles, especially considering office muscles strategic protein consumption schedule.

[Anonymous No.50766249]

>>50766209
what website to do this?

[Anonymous No.50766279]

>>50765278
neets have time for self reflection, passions, hobbies and spirituality pursuits. the wagie has no time for that and spends 40 hours of their week working. enjoy being slave cattle

[Anonymous No.50766424]

>>50764817
Wagie here, I completely disagree. Day by day being stuck in my cagie has robbed me of years worth of vitamin D, fresh air and just enjoying life desu. Truth is Im not sure if I want to win, I'll just go back to waging. We wouldn't stand a chance against what is arguably the next stage of evolution, the NEET social parasite.

[Anonymous No.50766494]

>>50766424
>Truth is Im not sure if I want to win, I'll just go back to waging.
neetbros we won before the battle even began

[Anonymous No.50766516]

>>50766006
>the wagies mind has been dulled
Is there a fix for this other than months or possibly years of not working? I feel like my exposure to normal fags and boomers in particular has quite literally rotted parts of my brain. I just genuinely feel dumber. And if souls exist, mine has almost certainly been diluted or eroded in part from years of wage cuckoldry. Give it to me straight lads, is it over?

[Anonymous No.50766599]

>>50764900
the only people who could have those 2 titles would be people who work in construction or memecoins investors like qom
the latter only if he really makes something profitable

[Anonymous No.50766652]

>>50764637
Off a based and neet reporting

[Anonymous No.50766928]

>>50766279
>time for self reflection, passions, hobbies and spirituality pursuits
These all require money. NEETs delude themselves into thinking they are free, but actually their lack of money imposes severe constraints and limitations on their freedom and ability to experience the wonderful things that this world has to offer.

This whole NEET vs Wagecuck thing is a false dichotomy anyways. It's actually a trichotomy that goes as follows:
The incel is the NEET. He's got time but no money.
The normalfag is the Wagecuck. He's got (some) money but no time.
The holy grail is the passive income Chad. He's got time AND money.

[Anonymous No.50767450]

>>50766516
maybe part time instead of full time if possible, if you can manage it financially. maybe a less routine job if you can get one. maybe a job where you're not always in the same place with the same people everyday whatever that is.