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50754164 No.50754164 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

bobo r u ok, r u an ok, r u ok bobo?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50753003

>> No.50754171

Bears don't get to cum

>> No.50754178

it was a gap fill, dumb 85 IQ retards. PLEASE don't tell me you thought we were rallying into that jobs report. Are you even trading real money? Holy SHIT.

>> No.50754179

Bobos were SO fucking happy premarket lmfaoooooo

>> No.50754187
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>>50754164
everyone at their own pace

>> No.50754192

I am revenge trading

>> No.50754195
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50754195

The craziest ride ever....Siga the traveling pants of the up and down sisterhood.

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The duality of man edition

>> No.50754209

>>50754178
Lmao chill out bro

>> No.50754228

we're crabbing along the upper band of the general bear market channel now, so we'll most likely see lower lows soon.

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>>50754164
PGNY shizos what is your current location?

>> No.50754232

>>50754178
More wagies, more dumb retail money to offload bags onto.

Now quick, buy before that 401k paperwork gets processed and those July paychecks start filtering into the market!

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50754246

Bobos are real quiet.

>> No.50754254
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50754254

hello

>> No.50754261

>>50754254
Hi

>> No.50754262

>>50754246
Fuck those niggers

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>>50754178
No chud, this is biden's america. We changed the definition of gap fill. Now it means pee pee poo poo

>> No.50754266

>>50754254
Hey

>> No.50754276

>>50754265
Big if true.

>> No.50754277
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>>50754254
helo

>> No.50754281

im sorry bobos but i capitulate, this is just as bullish as it was during a full bullrun

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>>50754254
henlo

>> No.50754297
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50754297

What's for lunch /smg/?

>> No.50754325
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50754325

PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE PUMP MORE

>> No.50754327

>>50754297
Probably a totino's pizza. If not, I'm thing Campbell's chunky sirloin burger soup with a side of rice.

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50754334

Anyone able to trade MEGL yet?

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>>50754325
Personifying this cartoon.

>> No.50754346
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>>50754297
pimento cheese and fritos, maybe a diet pepsi too and a white chocolate kitkat

>> No.50754347

+300% on crab plays I bought yesterday for $18 a piece now they are +$60 each. Crabs really are king aren't they?

>> No.50754357
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50754357

SIGASISTERS RISE UP

>> No.50754367

>>50754334
I used the last of my dry powder on AIRT for now.

>> No.50754370

>>50754357
Did Shkreli close the last of his short?

>> No.50754371

>>50754262
Fuck you faggot July was the biggest fucking clown market month of all time

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>>50754164
I just see a lot of double tops forming but I’m probably wrong as usual

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>>50754357
nice pepe

>> No.50754387

>>50754346
I posted that image here almost a year ago and you saved a picture of my hands. You guys are fucking weird

>> No.50754393

>>50754297
Raw Kroger tube beef

>> No.50754397

>>50754345
this comic is missing the plunge protection team putting a bullet through the skull of the first guy shouting SELL

>> No.50754398

I never thought I'd be fucking mad over my stocks going up.

This makes absultely no fucking sense in this economic situation

>> No.50754400

>>50754357
Ready to fuck my boyfriend in the ass sir!

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XLE

Ya I am thinking we back

>> No.50754405

>>50754387
and that's a good thang!

>> No.50754409

It's almost time for the 10:43 FLASH CRASH!

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>>50754357
cool drinks fren, are they good? I'm bringing dos Equis to the party

>> No.50754418
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50754418

I should have bought way more siga

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>>50754357
SIGA CHADS
they can't stop the buying

>> No.50754422

>>50754346
Are those magic mushrooms? I just tried some two days ago. Crazy

>> No.50754431
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>>50754398
you are a month to early

>> No.50754438
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50754438

Where the PLTR brothers at?
https://youtu.be/TzCboWqtqYY

>> No.50754442
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50754442

When all of the SMG faggots who were shorting and hating on SIGA, but the SIGA sisters held me up. With their gay sex STRENGTH! I need a HERO!!!!

>> No.50754443

>>50754387
You think that's bad, you should see what they did with the shit Baggie posted here. He probably killed himself because of these weirdos.

>> No.50754446

>>50754431
what happens in a month from now exactly?

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50754454

>>50754387
I love saving completely trivial personal stuff people post here. Only for my sick pleasure.

>> No.50754455

>>50754398
the earlier you accept that the stock market is a noisy random walk within the borders of broader and longer-term cyclic trends, the better. the shorter your time frame, the more trends of larger time frames affect price movement.

>> No.50754457

I guess Vroom is up hard on Carvana's earnings.
Vroom's are on the 9th, so this fucker will probably fly considerably from here when theirs are published.

>> No.50754470

>>50754422
yes those are the funny kind. Did your trip give you any market insights ?

>> No.50754472
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50754472

>>50754417
Dos Equis for the tops
Seagram's for the bottoms

>> No.50754475

>>50754446
that's when the 2 weeks begin. and then? another week. do you see where we're converging?

>> No.50754476
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CORN bros

>> No.50754480
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>>50754454
haha

>> No.50754483

BULLS NEVER LOSE

>> No.50754491

>>50754422
They are but that faggot didn't grow them so I dunno why he saved my picture. I'm gonna make it an nft so it's secure on the block chain next time. How much did you take? 5g+ can get kinda religious experience tier

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>>50754443
I know it's sad. Heard an hero'd after he found out his gookfu was participating in 20 man bukkake's with gook salary men the whole time she was in Korea. Hope he's hanging in there.

>> No.50754501

>>50754470
No, not really. It was my first time and so I took less than two grams because I was nervous and I took it at night when market was closed

>> No.50754509

How pretty are we sitting SIGAbros?

>> No.50754513
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50754513

I no longer understand what is going on with the bonds

>> No.50754517
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50754517

JUST LET IT DUMP ALREADY!!!!

>> No.50754518

>>50754491
What's the growth medium and where do you get the spores?

>> No.50754523

I didn't buy the SIGA dip....

I did buy the SOXL dip tho :(

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50754526

>>50754357
I missed the degen SIGAhomotrain but I'm wishing all of you guys gl

>> No.50754531

>>50754491
I took a little less than 2grams. How much should I try my 2nd time?

>> No.50754532

>>50754498
his ex-gf is now my gf, you better delete this image of her.

>> No.50754539

>>50754472
us SIGAchads make money from tops and bottoms if you know what I'm sayin

>> No.50754543

AAAAAHHHHHHH MY USAC PUTS

>> No.50754555

>>50754513
>black irishman
this is it. the most oppressed male on this planet.

>> No.50754559

>>50754539
What did he mean by this?

>> No.50754562

>>50754518
I heard people use rye grain in tubs

>> No.50754564
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50754564

I held like you guys told me. Should I sell now or keep holding?

>> No.50754565

>>50754491
I ate a third of an ounce of dried shrooms once. It was pretty wild.

>> No.50754568

>>50754539
What did this heterosexual poster mean by this

>> No.50754581

>>50754543
You got USAC scammed. That guy who scammed you is probably in this very thread laughing at you.

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>>50754532
Sorry about that. Is this pic ok?

>> No.50754587
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50754587

Time for another /smg/ consumer spending report. July spending snapshot. Let me know if you want an expanded look into any category

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>>50754564
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell

>> No.50754591

>>50754539
no, please be more specific bro.

>> No.50754612

>>50754564
20% returns on anything are great bro, don't be greedy but I don't see mp calming down soon

>> No.50754615

>>50754518
Used brown rice
Coco coir, vermiculite and gypsum medium

Spores are legal to buy online in 48 states.

>>50754531
Depends what you are looking for. 3g or so is a fun time. 5+ you just get philosophical and it's pretty intense.

>> No.50754622

>>50754565
So what's a third ~9 grams? I was tripping pretty hard. When I looked at my hands it was like I had x-ray vision and could see my bones. There was a pretty cool body high where I closed my eyes and it was like going on a psychadelic roller coaster. Pretty cool experience.

>> No.50754628

>>50754589
I'm not selling until I hear normies talking about the pox. It's still not on anyone's radar for some reason.

>> No.50754629
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>>50754164
SIGA NIGGAS WE BREAKING ATHS IN THIS MUFUKA

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50754630

>>50754164
I'm back to being 4 figs. Was down to last 200 or 400 bucks but I never gave up.

One day I WILL be back to 5 figs. Then I'll work towards 6figs.

>> No.50754632

>>50754581
It's funny since every other ticker aside from usac he mentioned is actually behaving as predicted

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50754634

i sold naked spy 0dte 413 calls this morning to pay for deli meat. keep going down pls

>> No.50754641

>>50754591
gaysex

>> No.50754657

>>50754628
normies like every day normies? it's been on the 'ddit a few times already

>> No.50754666

>>50754615
Do you seal the box and put it in a dark area or does it need ventilation and a heating element?

>> No.50754668

>>50754443
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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50754676

Goddamn

>> No.50754677

>>50754564
At the very least sale some calls when we're at 23 or above. Probably should have done that already and buy back when it dips.

Maybe don't sell calls against entire position but enough to secure some profits. He'll you might be able to wheel this thing.

>> No.50754680

>>50754630
What does "brokerage account deficit" mean?

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50754685

It’s programmed into the stock SIGAs

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50754687

>>50754387
kek i think we're frens now

>> No.50754689

>>50754657
Yea, irl normies. Plebbitors don't count.

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>>50754582
These are someone's sons...

>> No.50754706

$5 CMRX September calls. will I win?

>> No.50754707

>>50754689
Ah

>> No.50754710

>>50754387
you aren't in med school and go by David by any chance?

>> No.50754722

When do I buy back into SIGA?

>> No.50754723

>>50754630
Based, I'm struggling to get back to 5 figures my self. Good luck.

>> No.50754726

>>50754666
Everything you need to know is on YouTube. Keeping it sterile is the most important thing, after that is the humidity level. Light and temperature autism don't matter much. If the humidity is right and it's sterile they will grow.

>> No.50754730
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>>50754706
probably not... Chimerax has a shit medication for monkeypoop it's the remdeisvar..

>> No.50754739

You didn't sell your oil, right bros?

>> No.50754754

Fucking go to siga market general u fucking siggers

>> No.50754764

>>50754726
Based thanks

>> No.50754768

>>50754739
No but I should have bought the fucking dip yesterday, I was telling myself GUSH looked slurpable

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>>50754454
Same

>> No.50754790

BUDDY CHECK MEGL COMPUTER

>> No.50754793

>>50754726
What got you into growing mushrooms? Did you ever make money off of this?

>> No.50754808

>>50754790
>Magic Empire Global Ltd.
>Pumps 1,150%
This stock is so Chinese it just ate my dog.

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>>50754730
So did Pfizer

>> No.50754813

Is this a split thread? Why the fuck are we moving so slowly

>> No.50754816

>MEGL already $50
>that order book

Wow, thanks chinks. I'll sit this one out.

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>>50754680

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>>50754774
She actually has a nice pair of tits for an Asian.

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>>50754739
No, up 15% this morning.

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>>50754808
kek

>> No.50754831
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50754831

Taking a nap we better be red when I wake up..

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>>50754790
13 total trades then halted. seems legit

>> No.50754834

>>50754722
Bruh, I dunno. We had a big rip today but I don’t see it slowing down until next week. With this volatility I don’t think there’s a particular price point to jump in.

Just know this: you were aware of SIGA as a play when it was sub-$19. What, exactly, are you waiting for?

>> No.50754836

>>50754630
GET
A
JOB

>> No.50754837

>>50754774
that's a man

>> No.50754839

STOP REDEEMING SOXL MY BASTERDS

>> No.50754844

>>50754816
Why is this piece of shit at $50?

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>>50754531
i need 2 to breakthrough and see form constants, but i prefer 3.5 for the closed eye visuals, never taken more than 5 at once and i don't think i need to revisit that. i probably do 3.5 once a year. i like mushies but they aren't a party drug imo, and definitely don't just sit inside your house

>> No.50754851

>>50754834
I sold at 21 and my cost basis was $14.

>> No.50754856

>>50754774
What fantastic titties. I took my last $120 and bought a $25c 9/16 and 5 shares of SIGA in june. What are the chances of getting ITM before theta crush?
Daddy needs some NVG’s

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>>50754808
REEEEEEEE I was thinking if buying this at open today!!!!!!

>> No.50754863

>>50754774
DELETE THIS!!!!!! REEEEE!!!!!!!

>> No.50754865

>>50754845
What do then? Go outside and look at stars or a campfire or what?

>> No.50754868

>>50754832
Is anyone ITT actually holding this?

>> No.50754870

>>50754816

>up over %1000 today

/smg/ you know what to do

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god damn it feels good to be a gangsta. a real gangsta ass nigga plays his cards right :-)

>> No.50754877

>>50754844
P&D getting started early. Vanguard won't even let me put an order in. I'll try again in an hour. First ask is $75.52 kiss my ass chinks let me in.

>> No.50754878

>>50754834
Buy when it drops 10% in a day sell when it goes over %10 in a day.

>> No.50754881

>>50754868
did you read what i posted. 13 trades

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>>50754863
Bro baggie is going to slap the fuck out of your nigger ass.

>> No.50754884

What the fuck happened at 8:30?

>> No.50754891

>>50754868
I don't think anyone is stupid enough to do that, even /smg/

>> No.50754895

I guess hedgefunds who trade oil realized good news is good for oil ffs.

>> No.50754896

>>50754628
>until I hear normies talking about the pox
only gay men are getting it unless you consider gay men normies

>> No.50754902

Made good gains this year
Where should I travel to lads? Any recommendations?

>> No.50754904

>>50754877
Have any orders even gone through? I so fucking hate it when this shit happens.

>> No.50754905
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50754905

>>50754856
imagine holding otm options until expiry, you should have rolled by now my friend. also it doesn't seem like you have the money to exercise these so then definitely don't shoot for itm

>> No.50754907

>>50754851
If you had held you’d be up more. No one can give you advice other than case count is going up and SIGA offers the only effective treatment.

>> No.50754912
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50754912

Now that Biden is back in control of the economy how high are we going?

>> No.50754913

why the fuck are we dumping

>> No.50754916

I am officially a MEGL bag holder

>> No.50754917

>>50754884
Jobs report released, better numbers than expected, FUD commenced

>> No.50754920

>>50754902
Heard Epstein island has openings

>> No.50754929
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50754929

>>50754836
working on it. Will probably be taking some cert exams soon

>> No.50754934

>>50754764
Np
>>50754793
I don't trust kike pharma or therapists and gym + shrooms definitely are better for getting your mental focus back in clown world than shoving a bunch of benzos, booze and chicken tenders in your stomach.

Your last question glows super hard but I didn't do it for money although you definitely could. It's very cheap to do and depending on where you live most zoomers are fucking retarded and just buy pills from niggers or whatever and would never take the initiative to actually care for and cultivate something

>> No.50754935

>>50754881
Yeah, so is one of those trades by an anon ITT? Did you read what I wrote?

>> No.50754937
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50754937

>>50754884
Good first place to check for those questions is an economic calendar: https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>> No.50754939

>>50754913
WHY THE FUCK WERE WE EVER PUMPING

>> No.50754941

>>50754912
No malarky the market is going to go as high as Joe slapped Corn Pop back in the day.

>> No.50754944

>>50754920
I wish

>> No.50754945

>>50754865
Both of those options are perfect. Stay away from bars/public. Nature will be your friend. Make sure you have a good two weeks prior to eating for best results. Have a buddy if you’re wandering around to tell you not to take your clothes off or pet the bear. It’ll take about eight hours for total length.
Erowid.com has plenty of good info

>> No.50754947
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50754947

Is there any president in history that created so many jobs for Americans? I've never been prouder of a president!

>> No.50754956
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50754956

Yeah this is why i don't like being awake for the first couple hours. Opening is stupid every time and it makes me mad. I'll only up now because i agreed to cover morning shift for another guy at work this week. Back to afternoon shift next week thank god.

>> No.50754958

>>50754947
POOLS CLOSED BOBO

>> No.50754963

Whoever shilled me FATH that was a pretty bad take. Sold for a small loss. That turd looks like it's going to bleed out.

>> No.50754964

>>50754947
Yup, that's going in the Biden Wins! book.

>> No.50754977
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50754977

>>50754934
>Your last question glows super hard but I didn't do it for money although you definitely could.
Bro this is /smg/ on fucking biz all we literally do here is talk about how to make money and occasionally post dicks or someone shoving a lum doll up their ass. Don't offend me by calling me a glowie. I run those niggers off the side of the road at night.

>> No.50754982

>>50754956
Agreed. Your usually also at your most irrational in the mornings.

>> No.50754986
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>>50754941
The malarkey will end.

>> No.50754992
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50754992

WHEN DO I BUT WEAT

>> No.50754995
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50754995

>>50754913
Because now September rate hike will be at least 75bps, if not as high as 150bps.

>>50754939
Because the market thought the worst of the inflation was behind us.

>> No.50755000

>>50754929
>letting a woman do men's work
Might as well stand right behind her on prep of fixing her expected fuck up

>> No.50755004
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50755004

>>50754913
Jobs report was better than expected, people are worried the economy will get too hot and the FED will step in to raise rates sooner than expected.

>> No.50755010
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50755010

>>50754947
I love it when anons on 4chink post twitters of literal whos

>> No.50755012

>>50754905
Fair point. If it doesn’t hit $25 by next week I’ll sell it. With the shares it seems that Friday are dump days, so I cycle those.

>> No.50755013

>>50754945
>Make sure you have a good two weeks prior to eating for best results
What do you mean? I just bought them from someone do you mean if I grew my own let em sit and dry for two weeks?

>> No.50755016

what a comfy day in the stock market. my puts are finally printing, and I made money on the upswing too. I feel like everyone is happy today

>> No.50755024
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50755024

whats with all the chink stocks randomly going to the stratosphere this week? is this like their national pump and dump week or something?

>> No.50755026

>>50754986
>>50754912
are they trying to steal maga memes?

>> No.50755029
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50755029

ka blooie

>> No.50755032
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50755032

>>50754992
Stay diverse and hedged with a well-balanced BRKY.

>> No.50755037

I'm a greedy retard. I should sell options as soon as they're 20% up. 20% returns on a couple days is excellent, why am I holding out for more? sasuga anon

>> No.50755038

>>50755000
its literally retard proof and women do a better job than men because they are more detailed oriented and obedient to authority

>> No.50755043

>>50754986
What is this? Are these bots? Are lefties finally rolling with a joke rather than getting offended? Impossible.

>> No.50755048

Lol no one is buying those jobs numbers

>> No.50755052

>>50755024
Pump and dumping for cash so they can leave China when war starts

>> No.50755057

>>50755038
Ok we get it you were raised by feminists.

>> No.50755058
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50755058

>>50755026
Don't you know? It's the new hip meme

>> No.50755060

>>50754902
Peru, or go out west to Montana Wyoming Washington Idaho etc. Stunning national parks out there, I live out east and I love driving out there and just hiking every day

>> No.50755068
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50755068

>going on vacation with my new gf
>she offers to pay half the hotel and all expenses
>is buying herself a different bikini for everyday of the trip just for me

uhh.. so should i marry her bros wtf? this seems like a good investment

>> No.50755069

>>50755004
thats a good thing, im sick and tired of everything dumping from good news

>> No.50755076
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50755076

i'm currently at -49.93% (-141,147.37)
thanks for reading my blog

>> No.50755083

>>50755048
Jobs numbers is Big Money's excuse to move the tape

>> No.50755093

>>50755068
where does she get all that money anon
hint: I don't give it to her out of the kindness of my heart

>> No.50755097

BBBY FINALLY PUMPING AGAIN

>> No.50755100

>>50755068
bitch can't handle money

>> No.50755101

When would you sell SIGA? I don't think stock price is relevant to timing it, but the cases are

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50755102

>>50755038
I agree, yas queen slay!!!!

>> No.50755103

>>50755076
Still got 50% to go anon.

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50755105

>>50755058
>It's the new hip meme
I'm sure the dem thinktanks were paid handsomely to workshop these up.

>> No.50755106

>>50755068
Only if you are getting different rooms. If you aren't that means she's been with other men before.

>> No.50755110

>>50755043
It is literally the pr team of Biden trying to replicate how powerful Trump memes were

>> No.50755111

>>50755076
YTD or are you a real risk taker and that's for today?

>> No.50755113

>>50755057
no i'm a capitalist and there's a damn good reason why i'd rather hire women than men. They make a better wage slave

>> No.50755122

>>50755068
That means she's getting her money from whoring on the internet

>> No.50755123

What are the financial explications of shitty memestonks that missed earnings bigly all getting huge retard pumps this morning?

>> No.50755126

>>50755004
>people are worried the economy will get too hot
Inflation, the economy and the markets are already running nuclear inferno -hot. How fucking bad do things have to get?

>> No.50755127

>>50755068
enjoy the honeymoon period, it will be over soon

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50755137

>>50755105
>implying this isn't completely organic
No chud this is just another #bidenwin

>> No.50755138

>>50755060
Good tips and agreed. I would also add Canada to the list. Absolutely amazing national parks that almost look photoshopped.

>> No.50755141

>>50755110
I figured as much. They definitely give the feel of a marketing team trying to act human.

>> No.50755145
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50755145

Proof we are in a clown market and we still have room to go down.

>> No.50755146

>>50755123
To give FOMO while they dump

>> No.50755148

>>50755101
I'm in as long as cases be risin'

>>50755060
Can't travel to the US
Peru sounds nice though, Lima?

>> No.50755151

>>50755111
current holdings, YTD is actually slightly better lol

>> No.50755155
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50755155

>>50755137
Just gonna filter your ID now. Too early in the day for this much cringe.

>> No.50755159

>>50755058
All you have to do to counter this is say “who the fuck is Brandon?”

>> No.50755162

nice dump boys

>> No.50755165

>>50755113
A capitalist wouldn't be retarded enough to think he is hiring women for quality work especially when it comes to "detail orientation." You hire women because they are the perfect wage cucks doing long dumb boring jobs that the average man wouldn't want to do and you pay them less. You are a stupid faggot.

>> No.50755168

>>50754977
If you wanna break down the Financials I would say you could grow $1000 worth of shrooms for less than $100. If you got pro and reused spores your upkeep cost is literally water and rice... The problem would be distribution and risking a felony for pocket money transactions unless you had someone that wanted to buy bulk that would probably just rob you or whatever

>> No.50755176

>>50755145
not really, thats more just AMC insiders being desperate to get apes to pump AMC more so that they can sell their shares

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50755185

>>50755058
"That sounds racist"

>> No.50755186

>>50755013
That you personally had a good two weeks. If you’ve had a bad two weeks that stuff will stir and possibly make a bad trip. From my experience of my psychonaut times. It really helps to put your mind in a good place for a bit before tripping. On the flip side, the trip may help you have a better outlook on what is important in life, if you’ve had a bad few weeks. There’ll be an hour or so where it’ll stew. And try not to get caught in a “____ is not real” loop. General advice:
Be extra careful if it’s pointy, wet, hot, or uses electricity.

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50755192

>>50755155
You can't stop it chud.

>> No.50755193

>>50755068
Don’t listen to these other fags. Just enjoy it and keep dating her. By about year four of dating you ought to know her very well. If she keeps up paying her way and isn’t an OF whore then I think you have a keeper.

>> No.50755194

>>50755148
Cusco/Puno/Arequipa imp

>> No.50755198

>>50755176
What's a terrible investment. Who the fuck goes to movie theaters anymore, let alone AMC ones? The movie theater is dying out like blockbuster.

>> No.50755218

>>>50755043

Most of my favourite trump memes got banned and deplatformed lol

>> No.50755222

>>50755198
local theater here just reopened, it's packed every time i go by
it's not AMC though, one of those fancy ones with giant chairs

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50755223

How the fuck is Micron down over 4% but there's NO FUCKING NEWS? Yeah I know we've had a lot of green days but when something shits the bed like that out of nowhere you'd expect at least a single sentence floating around about it

>> No.50755224

>>50755192
>>50755137
oh right I just realized, this is another "obama killed bin laden" psyop lol

>> No.50755227

>>50755186
Ah ok. Well thanks for the advice. I think I'll try 3grams next time

>> No.50755236

>>50755165
>quality work
drywall is literally retard proof on the level of baking a cake. None of you faggots have ever done blue collar work and it shows

>> No.50755237

>>50755192
These are so bad I actually like them because they cause seething

>> No.50755243

>>50755223
good jobs report -> more rate hikes -> tech go down

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50755245

>>50754164
I don't understand OP's post.

>> No.50755256

>>50755223
Doesn't matter. Look at AMD, the one true shitcoin of Semicomps. It does retarded moves all the time for absolutely no reason. Compare the performance to SPY back in May and June

>> No.50755265

>>50755013
Just be in a good mental state when you take them or it's just gonna get you in your feelers with processing whatever you are down about (which also isn't a bad thing). It depends what you want out of the trip

>>50754945
Last time I took 2g and drove to get a haircut. I dunno depends on your power level but they aren't as scary as people meme

>> No.50755268

>>50755243
Yeah except there's one specific company that's down twice as much as the others for no discernible reason, which is fucking nonsense. Also jesus fucking christ the market has unironically priced in rate hikes for eight goddamn months

>> No.50755271

>>50755236
I have, and I kept fucking up when drilling the screws into the metal frame.

>> No.50755274

>>50755192
Jesus Christ these are so cringe. Literally just stealing the memes from the trump era kek.
>>50755222
That's just it. These days if you're going to go through the hassle of seeing a movie surrounded by strangers, most are going to spend the extra money to go somewhere too expensive for black people to go.

>> No.50755275
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50755275

>SOXL
lmao

>> No.50755286

>>50755236
Nigga I have installed dry wall before and that isnt even what she is doing, she is just covering the nails on the dry wall with plaster. You are talking about introducing women to a work place where there are the highest probabilities of accidents. The fucking gender known for getting into dumb accidents. Please just stfu. Why don't you go look up why there are no female only construction crews.

>> No.50755293

>double marge on pattern on the 1d

>> No.50755295

SOXLbros....

>> No.50755311

>>50755271
Did you use self-tapping screws?

>> No.50755316

>>50755256
I just don't believe that it's actually for no reason though, millions of dollars don't just get moved around for fun. There's some whale somewhere or some whale's algorithm that got access to some information that you and I can't access and they're trading on it. My theory right now is that the Pelosis are legitimately the ones moving semis.

>> No.50755321

>>50755224
that's part of their playbook. You can see how much other shit biden has done that's straight out of the playbook.

>> No.50755323
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50755323

I have no idea what the fuck the market is doing. I have some puts and some calls and sell one or the other depending on whats printing. That's my retard strategy and I'm making money

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50755329

>>50755316
>millions of dollars don't just get moved around for fun
I beg to differ

>> No.50755330

>>50755265
I went to work on 4g. At a call center. Power level may vary, but this dude seemed new so I gave newb advice. Best cast a wide net just in case he is part retard. Or mentally fragile.

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>>50755286
I genuinely believe women shouldn't even be allowed to drive.

>> No.50755356

>>50755245
Today is all about SIGA

>> No.50755357

>>50754739
No but I got home late and the dip was already gone which annoyed me

>> No.50755362

>>50755333
Checked. That song slaps

>> No.50755365

buckle up perma bull retards, the VIX is only up 2%. It decides it's a double digit day and you'll close -3.5%

>> No.50755372
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50755372

virgin galactic lmao

spce is such a meme, can't believe how they get away with it

they've been going to space within months for the last decade

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50755373

China's about to run a train on Taiwan and hand the market on a silver plate to Bobo.
So America shows strength by killing a terrorist leader who hasn't been relevant since 2003.
>gu-ys we killed a terrorist leader. See America is back. You better be careful Xi!
We're so screwed.

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50755375

lol,
lmao even.

>> No.50755381
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50755381

Who’s the retard now, Mumu? I will have my vengeance.

>> No.50755383
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50755383

>>50755323
eventually you'll have to pick a side

>> No.50755385
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50755385

MNMD really giving me the ol dirty dicking today and has been for awhile actually

>> No.50755399

Non siggers lick my taint nigger faggot retards

>> No.50755400

My Puts are +45%

>> No.50755401
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ANYONE WITH AN ALEXA! ASK “WHEN IS THE PRESIDENTS BIRTHDAY?”

>> No.50755405
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50755405

>>50755375
It will pump again at lunchtime and OP will be happy again.

Then it doubles down.

-2% across all indexes today.

>> No.50755418

will pgny keep pumping today or is it done?

>> No.50755428

>>50755375
cat chart?

>> No.50755429

>>50755323
The market rose to fill a gap in June and that happened to be a major resistance point. Now that it's at that point it has crabbed for a week and is about to go down for a week. We can't say exactly how much, but there's a predictable movement here.

>> No.50755431

Up we go again

>> No.50755435
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50755435

whats this line formation labeled?

>> No.50755438

>>50754628
It trends every other day on Twitter, but yeah, it's not anywhere near COVID levels yet.

>> No.50755442
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50755442

SOXLBROS WE CANNOT STOP WINN-

>> No.50755445
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50755445

>bought puts tuesday at the top of spy and aapl
>sold them at market open today
>portfolio +3%
>bought spy puts again at 414 when it closed the gap
>just sold my puts at +40%
>portfolio is +4.20%

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50755454

>>50755428
maybe a little disfigured

>> No.50755465

god I love the smell of money even though its all virtual now

>> No.50755470
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50755470

BYND MARINES WYA??

WGMI

>> No.50755471

>HFT algos absolutely raping private investors
Every. Fucking: Time.

>> No.50755474
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50755474

>>50755435
you tell us

>> No.50755476

>>50755330
Yeah start slow. You can always try more the next time. The micro dosing thing isn't a meme at all though. Like 0.5-1g will definitely make you more social and energetic and if your powerlevel is high normies won't even know

>> No.50755477

>>50755103
If he lost another 50% he would still have another 100% to go

>> No.50755487

Who do I contact for a stock market refund?

>> No.50755488
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50755488

Dark Brandon triggering the chuds, siga sissies having an orgy, and faggots rambling about women making a living. What a lovely Friday!

>> No.50755504

>>50755488
post m ore darkie b's

>> No.50755509

fellow bobos how are you coping

>> No.50755517

>>50755509
by masturbating

>> No.50755518

Where's that retarded soxl nigger that was making fun of siga yesterday? You dumb nigger faggot tongue my anus.

>> No.50755521

>>50755487
Johnny M Nasdaq

>> No.50755522

If lumber breaks below $400, I'm going long and building my own house with the profits.

>> No.50755524

>>50755509
>>50755509
well it rhymes with coping that for sure. starts with an r though.

>> No.50755528

>>50755418
I'm waiting for a significant pull back in the next couple weeks to buy more. I think we're done for today.

>> No.50755534
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50755534

what should I do for 21st bday? i don't really wanna go to a stinky bar

obviously drink

>> No.50755544

>>50755522
let us know if it happens

>> No.50755549

>>50755521
Yes I will write to him now sirs thank u

>> No.50755555

>>50755477
if you are down -50% then you have +100% to go

>> No.50755556

maybe i should buy the dip. though itll probably be red on monday too.

>> No.50755557
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>Palantir accelerates hiring

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>>50755524
>>50755509
>>50755509

>b-bobo ITS OVER

lol

>> No.50755567

>>50755558
zoom out

>> No.50755581

all of those people talking shit this morning to bobo.. where are you now?
mumu, are you okay?

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>>50755509
>coping
nigga it's only a matter of time before

>> No.50755587

>>50755556
Unironically bought more SOXL on that dip 10 minutes ago

>> No.50755588

>>50755555
Checked and witnessed

>> No.50755589

>>50755567
zoom out even farther

>> No.50755592

who else is up for a farting contest at the stock market? we need to dump more. i'll be at the wall street subway station wearing my wolf of wall street full body costume

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we slurpin?

>> No.50755608

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>>50755599

>>50755599

>>50755599

>> No.50755622

>>50755544
Getting close now.

>> No.50755967

>>50754902
I wouldn't go anywhere until this faggotpox thing settles down.

>> No.50755980

I sold and made $500 bucks. I'll take it.

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