/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50748130]

King edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>50746574

[Anonymous No.50748139]

First for Spy closes under $414

[Anonymous No.50748146]

what stocks to buy rn?

[Anonymous No.50748147]

TQQQ 16 Dec $50 calls

[Anonymous No.50748156]

>>50748146
Try VYGG, I stumbled on them looking for option strategies. Probably will be a 3-4 month wait period for profits though. I've thrown $100 at worse things

[Anonymous No.50748163]

SQQQ Sept $40 calls

[Anonymous No.50748200]

I guess all in tqqq until China starts popping off?

[Anonymous No.50748212]

THREE SMGs? WHICH IS THE REAL ONE?

[Anonymous No.50748223]

Rockers real name is David

[Anonymous No.50748224]

thoughts on SIGA VRAX or INO?

[Anonymous No.50748228]

>>50748223
Is he the CEO of SOXL

[Anonymous No.50748240]

>>50748224
My pox play is CMRX and Im 700 shares in

[Anonymous No.50748241]

>>50747799
not how the daily rebalancing works brainlet

[Anonymous No.50748242]

Ten percent wow o heckin cool

[Anonymous No.50748247]

>>50748212
should it not go in chronological order? wouldnt that make sense?
post portfolio

[Anonymous No.50748254]

>>50748240
thanks anon. that was another one I had my eye on. what is your PT on it?

[Anonymous No.50748255]

>>50748228
Of gaysex

[Anonymous No.50748256]

[Anonymous No.50748269]

>>50748255
P-please say that's a joke penis, and not your real one...

[Anonymous No.50748279]

>>50748269
Looks like Rockers.

[Anonymous No.50748282]

>>50748269
Is this penis better?

[Anonymous No.50748283]

>>50748223
Weird I've always imagined scoops to be a david

[Anonymous No.50748288]

>>50748282
I liked the pics in the Last thread better.

[Anonymous No.50748292]

warning warning warning
thread is gay

[Anonymous No.50748296]

>>50748255
kek

[Anonymous No.50748297]

>>50748254
Dont really have one lol
I have 3 covered calls at 2.50 and 3 at 5.00 plus 100 loose shares. Might roll them closer to expiry depending on what the price does, but I havent really considered anything yet.

[Anonymous No.50748299]

>>50748288
This penis?

[Anonymous No.50748311]

>set the rates to zero
>let someone else sort it out
Worked for ten years

[Anonymous No.50748314]

Great stock market thread

[Anonymous No.50748317]

futures be crabbing tho fr

[Anonymous No.50748321]

>>50748292
Much better, thank you!

[Anonymous No.50748325]

>>50748242
Coiners getting a redemption arkk

[Anonymous No.50748332]

[Anonymous No.50748338]

>>50748241
I accounted for daily rebalancing on a 6% interval. Literal best case scenarios.

[Anonymous No.50748341]

Munkeypox stocks still early plays

[Anonymous No.50748343]

we're so close to heeming bobo

i am going to buy

[Anonymous No.50748344]

>>50748247
>post portfolio
Those are fighting words used only in the most heated debate, I dont deserve this

[Anonymous No.50748348]

>>50748332
>ssris
>tattoos

[Anonymous No.50748349]

I sold my TQQQ today, how bad did I fuck up? I was 25% profit but I just don’t trust the market conditions enough to believe I should have held it longer

[Anonymous No.50748355]

>>50748343
Bear rally is getting put on a stretcher next week

[Anonymous No.50748356]

>>50748317
Spy will close on friday at $424. Screencap this post.
>>50748332
>that stubble
not enough hair
pass

[Anonymous No.50748360]

>>50748348
Id eat that dirty brapper in a heart beat

[Anonymous No.50748361]

There was some meme gold @ the beginning of the decade!

[Anonymous No.50748373]

>>50748338
no you didn't because you don't understand there are inbuilt accelerators that overtrack on consecutive green periods

[Anonymous No.50748376]

[Anonymous No.50748383]

Night gents

[Anonymous No.50748389]

>>50748361
your meme is shit tho

[Anonymous No.50748392]

>>50748356
>$414
ftfy

[Anonymous No.50748396]

>BRAAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.50748397]

Stop posting disgusting pron...

[Anonymous No.50748404]

>>50748389
who is this and how do i trade stock based off her sexy insider secrets?

[Anonymous No.50748405]

>>50748314
Lots of long green candles

[Anonymous No.50748407]

>>50748397
never

[Anonymous No.50748408]

>>50748146
Steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKqMp0sm7P8

[Anonymous No.50748410]

>>50748404
gotta sub to her onlyfans to get the insider tips (provided by her husband)

[Anonymous No.50748417]

>BRAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.50748418]

>>50748407
You have gone tooo far..

[Anonymous No.50748419]

>>50748314
>unimpressed
>adds nothing
SQQQ holder, I assume?
>>50748392
Wrong. You should stop being bearish. All this pussy being posted is incredibly bullish.

[Anonymous No.50748422]

>>50748373
That magically dont to the downside?

[Anonymous No.50748424]

>>50748341
AAA>>50748396
>>50748332

[Anonymous No.50748435]

>>50748404
That's Nichole you should see her tits!

[Anonymous No.50748436]

How have /smg/ autism levels remain this elevated for so long? Usually there are refractory periods at least.

[Anonymous No.50748441]

>>50748422
yes there are inbuilt breaks for consecutive red periods too
There isn't anything magical about it lol it's literally a mechanism of the daily rebalancing

[Anonymous No.50748443]

MILKY MILKY

[Anonymous No.50748451]

>>50748443
mommyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.50748454]

>>50748441
And it hasnt stopped soxl from losing half of its value due to chop loss

[Anonymous No.50748456]

OOOF

[Anonymous No.50748459]

>>50748407
>sending that to Taiwan
China didnt know what hittem
>>50748417
my younger sister similar to this (maybe different nude?). except she ended up having 3 kids, from 3 different men. so you can only imagine the state.
>inb4 no dad
He was a good guy, just busy at work.
>>50748435
Nichole what?!
>>50748443
she needs an architect, and she'd be prime breeder material

[Anonymous No.50748460]

>>50748325 Something like this
https://youtu.be/NQDrXNWTaQY

[Anonymous No.50748467]

Ok I coomed, thanks asshole. Can we just stop it now?

[Anonymous No.50748473]

>>50748454
Lol! He said it again! He really thinks SOXL has permanently lost half of its value because of a 30% semi market drawdown! Lol!

[Anonymous No.50748479]

>>50748473
Yeah he must be pretty butthurt that he didn't catch that $10 to $20 run. Fucking retarded bears man.

[Anonymous No.50748481]

Bear market finally over?

[Anonymous No.50748488]

why the fuck is there porn in the fucking thread?

[Anonymous No.50748495]

>>50748481
I hope not.

[Anonymous No.50748499]

>>50748481
yes

[Anonymous No.50748512]

>>50748481
>inflation about to hit 15%
congrats, you made a -13.54% profit!

[Anonymous No.50748524]

>>50748479
i missed it because i stopped looking at charts for a while because my folio has been just getting heemed constantly this entire year

[Anonymous No.50748534]

>>50748479
Post your trades

[Anonymous No.50748543]

>>50748349
you bought at market lows and sold when it just had a 25% runup, if that was your plan then you did well. personally I think you blew it

[Anonymous No.50748549]

Is natural gas going up this winter?

[Anonymous No.50748553]

>>50748549
No.

[Anonymous No.50748554]

I don't understand why you guys don't just buy treasuries.
I locked in a 3.3% yield for the next 10 years. That means every year, I get 3.3% in profits. For free.

This deal won't last long. It's already back down to 2.7%. Soon back to 2%. Why are you passing up free money?

[Anonymous No.50748565]

>>50748554
>4 yr $4000 amzn calls

[Anonymous No.50748576]

>>50748554
sp500 averages around 8-10% a year, for the last 100 years

[Anonymous No.50748579]

Jannies seething

[Anonymous No.50748580]

>>50748554
You are joking right?

[Anonymous No.50748583]

>>50748576
But not the next 10 years. The bulls are in the bonds now.

[Anonymous No.50748591]

>>50748576
>>50748583
stock market returns should be much higher with 5% average inflation

[Anonymous No.50748606]

>>50748524
You're supposed to buy more when your portfolio is getting heemed ya dingus

>>50748534
Been buying at least $50 worth of SOXL pretty much every day it was down 5% or more for the last few months, simple as

[Anonymous No.50748611]

>>50748583
Is BNDX a good value this year?

[Anonymous No.50748626]

>>50748549
If you're European

[Anonymous No.50748627]

>>50748580
I'm entirely serious. All this money chasing scams and garbage when you can just lay back and accumulate cold, hard, cash.

With my 200k in bonds, I'm collecting 6600 in yield each year. Absolutely free. Passive income baby. I can spend it on whatever I want, or even buy more bonds.

[Anonymous No.50748635]

Buy puts.

[Anonymous No.50748647]

>>50748627
You can get the same 6600 with a dividend ETF and also grow your principal

[Anonymous No.50748656]

>>50748627
Dude you could almost 100% definitely make 10% on that 200k every year with relatively safe plays in the stock market

[Anonymous No.50748664]

>>50748647
Everyone look, my ID says BURT. What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.50748665]

>>50748627
youre right 3-5% risk free is impressive, i would have a small bond allocation if bonds went up there, it can level out the volatility. but going all in is crazy anon

[Anonymous No.50748666]

>>50748130
Soo uh has that picture of a hermaphrodite bugs bunny sucking up money with its vacuum sized penis,, asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.50748674]

>>50748656
Define relatively.

[Anonymous No.50748678]

I am a newfag. I already tried the OP link.
Is there any broker that doesn't need identity verification?

[Anonymous No.50748688]

>>50748665
I'm not all in on bonds. I also have gold. Beautiful, glistening, gold bars.

[Anonymous No.50748692]

>>50748635
>>50748256
>>50748565
Is it worth it? Looks expensive...

[Anonymous No.50748697]

>>50748688
do you own emerging markets

[Anonymous No.50748699]

>>50748674
Not a good economic indicator anon.

[Anonymous No.50748706]

>>50748591
S&p regularly has 30-40% years but growth will have slowed a little

[Anonymous No.50748707]

>>50748697
Only in my IRA via mutual funds.

[Anonymous No.50748715]

SIGAchads. What will you being doing with your first million tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50748719]

>>50748674
I only say "relatively" to cover for the times like this year and 2020 where there are rare huge drawdowns. Otherwise throw it all into SPY or UPRO and chill.

[Anonymous No.50748718]

>>50748707
do you own small cap value like AVUV

[Anonymous No.50748720]

my market prediction

[Anonymous No.50748721]

What are the markets gonna when the senate flips?

[Anonymous No.50748723]

Only bonds worth buying are I-bonds that you convert to cash when their yields go to zero.

[Anonymous No.50748725]

>>50748627
You're loaning money to a indebted government running a budget deficit at 3% whilst the currency is depreciating at 9.1%netting you a -5.1% return per annum?

[Anonymous No.50748727]

The VIX has bottomed, and what comes down must come up, its simply physics, which have laws by the way and we all know you can't break laws unless you're Hunter and your dad's asleep at the White House, which is my house by the way in case you didn't know that, they had to bring in millions, millions of ballots to stop me, and look what happened? The Dow is going to die!

[Anonymous No.50748730]

>>50748720
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.50748736]

>>50748627
that return sounds terrible with my 200k in stocks I now only have 120k and watch charts 60 hrs a week

[Anonymous No.50748738]

>>50748727
Vix hasnt bottomed nessecarily. Its still elevated

[Anonymous No.50748745]

>>50748738
Fake news

[Anonymous No.50748747]

>>50748718
I don't trust passive ETFs. I only invest via mutual funds. For small cap value, I allocate into AFDVX and HDSVX

[Anonymous No.50748753]

>>50748678
how will they know who owns the stonks if you don't tell them who you are?

[Anonymous No.50748754]

>>50748730
Apparently that guy was murdered. His wife paid off the instructor to drop him so she could take his boomer ETFs

[Anonymous No.50748759]

>>50748745
What if I told you 15 was the normsl before covid

[Anonymous No.50748767]

>>50748759
I'm looking at the charts and the charts are saying that its bottomed according to the current trend, the charts don't lie! CNN doesn't make them!

[Anonymous No.50748772]

If even market is red tomorrow, if odd, market poomps. If dubs > 2% on Nasdaq

[Anonymous No.50748773]

>>50748754
I hate women

[Anonymous No.50748775]

I wanna buy more ASTS because I like betting on satellites strapped to rockets. I’ll be going all in I just don’t know when to invest. Sometime between now and the 15th for their earnings report or something on that date. Please help

[Anonymous No.50748781]

>>50748775
buy at market close day of earnings

[Anonymous No.50748784]

>>50748720
>i will travel to the third world, a place whos people have barely mastered an agrarian economy, and pay money for them to do flight
idiot

[Anonymous No.50748786]

Prepare yourselves.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.50748796]

>>50748436
it just keeps getting worse my friend

[Anonymous No.50748804]

>>50748781
it’s a “quarterly business update”. Does that change your answer? Or would this update include earnings of which there would be none I presume.

[Anonymous No.50748814]

>>50748796
If we can't be the best, we can be the worst.

[Anonymous No.50748815]

>>50748736
In the grand scheme of things, that's a small loss to pay for the lesson you learned.
Convert to treasuries today and at the current yields you can recoup a comfy 3200 per year. With compounding interest assuming yields remain steady, you could be back at $200k within just about 20 years.

>>50748725
The same could be said about stocks. You're putting your money into a business run by someone else who owes you nothing and is likely scheming ways to legally fuck you over, along with a bunch of lower level employees that would gladly see the business fail if it means they can get an extra $10 a week to spend on drugs and alcohol.
You've deluded yourself into thinking the past decade of SPY is normal market behavior. Nikkei investors from the 80s are still in the red.

[Anonymous No.50748821]

>>50748804
yea change my answer to 'i don't care'

[Anonymous No.50748831]

>>50748821
Thank you for your time

[Anonymous No.50748839]

I sold everything, hope it wasn't too early.

[Anonymous No.50748841]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50748844]

>>50748715
>SIGAchads. What will you being doing with your first million tomorrow?
What happens tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.50748850]

>>50748815
>200k in 20years
uhh no thanks i'll just save a couple paychecks. Gimme real estate and hard assets that can be traded for cash. Treasuries sound like even bigger made up bullshit than stocks

[Anonymous No.50748854]

>>50748844
SIGA goes to $100. This came to me in a dream when I just passed out in my chair for a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.50748857]

>Job numbers 150k

https://www.forex.com/en/market-analysis/latest-research/nfp-preview-will-we-see-the-lowest-jobs-reading-since-2020/

[Anonymous No.50748862]

>>50748857
i can't wait for september

[Anonymous No.50748873]

>>50748854
I'll sleep well tonight thanks to you anon. Here's to $100 SIGA

[Anonymous No.50748875]

>>50748857
KWAB

[Anonymous No.50748876]

market should close red but if it doesnt what does that say?

[Anonymous No.50748884]

I really hope no one listened to me and bought those ASAN puts at close. I have no idea what's going to happen.

[Anonymous No.50748889]

>>50748876

[Anonymous No.50748900]

Feeling real good about tomorrow. May get some squeeze action if the job numbers are lower than expected (but not too low).

I may sell some SOXL if we make a big move up, since I think we'll crab next week before CPI. I won't play the CPI, been burned too many times before, though I do think they'll be lower than expected. If they are, I'll buy more SOXL.

Also may buy some UVXY tomorrow just in case China/Taiwan heats up.

Anyway, I'm on vacation feeling great so hoping markets don't bring me down.

[Anonymous No.50748902]

>>50748873
When you wake up you will see nothing but green. Tomorrow is the day we all make it.

[Anonymous No.50748905]

>>50748876
Its very complicated and the bots are working very hard to price it in. We're currently outsourcing computer power to several server farms to maintain forward looking pricing in so retail traders can have confidence in these markets so we can crash it and wipe out as much liquidity as possible to ease inflation.
Thank you for your patience.

[Anonymous No.50748918]

>>50748884
what an uggoid

[Anonymous No.50748926]

>>50748876
Snibs. I really don't think market can continue extending further up so... fast but I've thought that the last three trading days.

[Anonymous No.50748945]

>>50748884
Imagine looking like this and calling yourself peenhead online

[Anonymous No.50748966]

China stocks?

[Anonymous No.50748968]

>>50748926
its like this every time for me.
>sure the market cant keep going up i shouldnt buy now its just going to go lower again
>doesnt go lower
>hmm maybe i should buy now so i dont miss out on these gains
>market tanks into the center of the earth

[Anonymous No.50748977]

>>50748130
Someone Shill me on GOVX

[Anonymous No.50748993]

>>50748977
Buy GOVX

[Anonymous No.50749000]

>>50748664
It means you're the only decent tripfag on /k/ and that you're fat.

[Anonymous No.50749014]

>>50748786
That's a big bear

[Anonymous No.50749034]

>>50748993
sold

[Anonymous No.50749056]

SIGA

[Anonymous No.50749117]

I have to go to sleep for work but I want to see the pre-market madness. I should just call out, I don't need to wageslave anymore thanks to SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50749143]

>>50748945
naturally hot girls are often ridiculously down to earth.. stupid tho

[Anonymous No.50749156]

>>50749056
oh no the SIGGERS are here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4yQqLsWmxw

[Anonymous No.50749180]

One day we will find and destroy the SIGA base to kill all SIGGERS

https://youtu.be/wVJmMmq4FSc

[Anonymous No.50749196]

>>50749014
for you

[Anonymous No.50749198]

>>50749156
>>50749180
Hi Shkreli

[Anonymous No.50749234]

>>50749198
I'm not Shkreli but here have another funny youtube video I like (made by him)

https://youtu.be/ZPcyno4CiL8

[Anonymous No.50749245]

i'its going down next week,right guys?

[Anonymous No.50749261]

>>50749245
SQQQ? yeah.

[Anonymous No.50749262]

>>50749245
nope

[Anonymous No.50749270]

Sigga is extremely cringe... I wish it was just penis anon. Now its Jordan Peterson and dancing monkey memes. Holy shit

[Anonymous No.50749294]

Scalping is so fun

[Anonymous No.50749303]

>>50749294
I prefer flaying.

[Anonymous No.50749320]

>>50749294
I got a futes account setup and I have heard people say that scalping futes is a good money earner. Is that what you mainly scalp?

[Anonymous No.50749329]

>>50749270
I was just trying to be funny. John Rocker made me this way.

[Anonymous No.50749347]

>>50749320
Don't know. I'm not an American.
WFH today with no work so I tried scalping for the first time and I already earned $1k... crazy
It's actually really tiring having to pay attention to monitor non-stop, but it's really fun.

[Anonymous No.50749442]

I love being a rich intelligent white man

[Anonymous No.50749461]

>>50748147
Lol

[Anonymous No.50749478]

>>50749442
Cute doggo,headpat it for me.

[Anonymous No.50749490]

>>50749461
>nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.50749503]

>>50748343
considering it's all basically woman period, it wouldn't be a bad idea to buy the dip, some memecoins become quick stuff if you take them in time, you know: cases like qom or some dog shit

[Anonymous No.50749504]

>>50749478
She’s snuggling against me right now girlfriend style in bed. Stage 5 clinger

[Anonymous No.50749520]

>>50749270
I rub it all over my taint like a good SIGA monkey.

[Anonymous No.50749538]

Look at this lil nibba

[Anonymous No.50749562]

>>50749538
I bet your dog has fucked more white girls than you have.

[Anonymous No.50749583]

>>50749562
>see a dog
>first thought Is beastiality
Interesting thought pattern anon. Might want to seek out some therapy

[Anonymous No.50749585]

>>50749504
Damn,jealous.i still miss my girl that died almost 15 years ago

[Anonymous No.50749598]

I made 28% returns following nancy pelosy's positions

https://housestockwatcher.com/summary_by_rep/Hon.%20Nancy%20Pelosi

[Anonymous No.50749607]

>>50749583
Hello Jannie, this normie is posting in this thread and hasn't left yet.

[Anonymous No.50749620]

>>50749598
Congrats

[Anonymous No.50749626]

>>50749504
Live with a dog that looks like that and shes a bitey cunt I would euthanize in a second. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.50749635]

>>50749626
Bro if your dog bites people it's because you have not trained her.

[Anonymous No.50749646]

>>50749626
Euthanize yourself bro

[Anonymous No.50749650]

>>50749626
Yeah probably says more about you than the dog
>>50749607
Nigger who are you calling a normie

[Anonymous No.50749651]

>dogposting
bullish for white women

[Anonymous No.50749674]

>>50749651
I inverse this nigga and stay cash.

[Anonymous No.50749682]

>>50749650
>dat 1000 yard white girl fucked stare

[Anonymous No.50749738]

>>50748902
VIX will hit 20

[Anonymous No.50749739]

>>50749650
Shame about the tail though

[Anonymous No.50749745]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50749829]

>>50749245
It's going up until we buy in, then it's gonna dump

[Anonymous No.50749884]

Stock futures are slightly higher with all eyes on July jobs report

[Anonymous No.50749888]

What is a good DCA strategy for ivnesting into a S&P 500 ETF over the period of 25-30 years?
My investment budget is 1k per month.
Is 3k every 3 months decent enough to mitigate the fees?

[Anonymous No.50749889]

BTC shredding it for no reason, so expect green in the ween.

[Anonymous No.50749893]

SOXL wants to pump 15% today.
Earnings don't lie; we are back.

[Anonymous No.50749894]

>>50749504

[Anonymous No.50749927]

Anyone think $amtd is going to follow hkd given it is holding company of the aforementioned. I am high off chasing a hkd squeeze stop me from making a mistake orrrr-?

[Anonymous No.50749973]

YIKES smgbros

[Anonymous No.50749974]

>>50749894
I would rather be lucky than smart.

[Anonymous No.50750006]

>>50749974
Are you either?

[Anonymous No.50750050]

>>50750006
No.

[Anonymous No.50750065]

Big Don strikes again.

[Anonymous No.50750068]

Thinking about buying some BAYRY and see where it goes

[Anonymous No.50750091]

>>50750065
Owning the libs

[Anonymous No.50750122]

>>50750091
>>50750065
LETS OWN THOSE LIBTARDS!! trump 2024!!

[Anonymous No.50750177]

CEO of SOXL is here

[Anonymous No.50750183]

>>50750177
>total return

[Anonymous No.50750207]

>>50750091
>>50750122
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.50750239]

s...stinky?

[Anonymous No.50750261]

how is 3 weeks up normal boys?

[Anonymous No.50750264]

>>50750207
I like DeSantis as the next POTUS.

[Anonymous No.50750312]

he bought?

[Anonymous No.50750324]

>>50750177
I'm selling at 25 and buying at 16.25.

[Anonymous No.50750354]

Am I delusional for thinking this run could last a month or two longer?

[Anonymous No.50750377]

Payrolls going to come in strong. For this braindead equity market that is going to mean that we’re not in a recession and we pump - good news are good news - soft landing. If they come in weaker than expected we pump because muh pivot. Fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.50750383]

>>50750264
Me too. How do we make this happen?

[Anonymous No.50750397]

I didn't watch and learn

[Anonymous No.50750409]

I just doubled down on my GOOG put. I feel stupid

[Anonymous No.50750414]

>>50750354
It might last a decade.
Everything is always at current fair market price.

[Anonymous No.50750416]

>futures
to the anons that listened and bought ASAN puts at close, i knew exactly what i was doing.. as a matter of fact, im an insider. enjoy the gains

[Anonymous No.50750426]

Yall been acting like a bunch a bitch niggers lately

[Anonymous No.50750427]

my balls has shrunk and i cant make plays.

im sitting in cash watching everything pump. sucks

[Anonymous No.50750428]

>>50750409
It's not put season, fren.

[Anonymous No.50750437]

>>50750427
Scared money makes no money.

[Anonymous No.50750459]

>>50750414
No I'm serious though, obviously there are multiple looming crises I just wonder how long things will stay irrational.

[Anonymous No.50750467]

>>50750427
Put buy orders in on the bottom of lower gaps and wait.
I have a buy on SOFI at 6.65 and a buy on MDB at 298.

[Anonymous No.50750475]

>>50750437
Jfc what were your plays? Give me tips

[Anonymous No.50750478]

>>50750459
I am too. Nobody on this fucking planet knows what the next five minutes will bring, good or bad.

[Anonymous No.50750484]

>>50750426
Buy oil stocks when oil hits $60/barrel

[Anonymous No.50750489]

>>50750475
bought soxl and amd mostly

[Anonymous No.50750492]

>>50750354
No, you're in the 200 IQ category away from the stinky bobos who keep getting liquidated or having their puts expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.50750498]

>>50750489
AMD is a really good play. I'm thinking about that one as well.

[Anonymous No.50750500]

>>50750416
Where can i buy this lingerie? She has exact same body as my gf

[Anonymous No.50750513]

>>50750492
What coin is this, good sir?

[Anonymous No.50750526]

>>50750500
lingerie kink is based. no clue though, i usually request new stuff from my gf and she just gets it on her own

[Anonymous No.50750541]

>>50750498
Agree; even at $104 I think it's incredibly undervalued. I'm not expecting a return to ATHs (eventually, but not for this year) but I wouldn't be surprised if AMD chills out at $120ish or so. And of course, SOXL dropping from 70s to low teens was literally the investment opportunity of a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.50750544]

>>50750437
i was vacationing and not following the market the two weeks it started to pump.

>>50750467
yeah im waiting for some down days for sure. i have a style im gonna try to trade so still trying find the right entries for it.

[Anonymous No.50750545]

>>50750354
fed is back in September and the CPI release will probably be good due the falling commodities so I guess this month will be green
but commodities are not falling because supply got better its because of recession fear. after the rate hikes are in full swing (6 month lag) and the economy slows hugely (earnings contraction) we will go down very hard. and by the way fed still has 9 trillion balance sheet
we are literally witnessing the biggest bulltrap in history right now.

[Anonymous No.50750549]

All these mad bobos, shouldve just held the index

[Anonymous No.50750566]

>>50750478
Fair enough.
>>50750492
Unfortunately I've already done a bit of that too in the last month. But I'm just gonna sit on the sidelines now, too much talk of war and shit I'm worried.

[Anonymous No.50750571]

during yesterday nights fever dream I had a vision to only go long in the markets from now on
positive sentiment? buy proven tech + some hype stocks like TSLA
hitting resistances and crabbing? sell everything and pivot to value + defensive stocks + some stocks that are negatively correlated to the market like RGR
I obviously have a second longterm index portfolio running

[Anonymous No.50750579]

> SOXL dropping from 70s to low teens was literally the investment opportunity of a lifetime.

That doesn’t sound right. It’s just corrected to nominal levels pre-2020. How is that an opportunity of a lifetime?

[Anonymous No.50750605]

>>50750579
Semiconductors are it retard. Consider any possible future for humanity, they all utilize processing power near exponentially. Phones and laptops won't be all their used for once we step into quantum. We are merely at the infancy of it all.

[Anonymous No.50750619]

>>50750498
>AMD is a really good play. I'm thinking about that one as well.
>>50750541
>Agree; even at $104 I think it's incredibly undervalued

[Anonymous No.50750622]

>>50748720
Old guy got teabagged to death.

[Anonymous No.50750625]

>>50750541
I bought SOXL all the way down to 13.
I'm selling all the way up to 75.

[Anonymous No.50750626]

>>50750605
>quantum
not going to happen

[Anonymous No.50750638]

>>50750619
How much have you lost on puts so far?

[Anonymous No.50750650]

>>50750544
I don't wait for the down day. I just set the order and forget about it.
If I need cash then I remove the order of the least likely order to hit.

[Anonymous No.50750656]

>>50750626
just because you're retarded doesn't mean the rest of humanity is. we literally proved black holes are mathematically stable a few days ago

[Anonymous No.50750670]

>>50750650
ok. my style im trying is quick breakouts and selling fast

[Anonymous No.50750674]

burn baby
BURN

[Anonymous No.50750679]

>>50750638
>everybody that disagrees with me is a bobo!

[Anonymous No.50750688]

>>50750670
I swing traded MDB for 17-25% multiple times with a one week turnaround doing this.

[Anonymous No.50750697]

>>50750679
You wouldn't behave this way unless you were upset about losing money.

[Anonymous No.50750699]

We're never gonna make enough money to have sex with a woman.

[Anonymous No.50750704]

>>50750656
>we
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.50750705]

>>50750697
>You wouldn't behave this way unless you were upset about losing money.

[Anonymous No.50750709]

Thoughts on GBT?

[Anonymous No.50750722]

>>50750709
I try not to chase what has already happened.

[Anonymous No.50750727]

>>50750688
nice pattern on it since june. how did you know it will keep in that range?

[Anonymous No.50750759]

>>50750722
Should reiterate

Thoughts on shorting GBT after the massive pump based off acquisition speculation?

[Anonymous No.50750766]

>>50750727
Look at the gap created on June 16th. It was filled on the 29th. I went a little higher the next time, then maintained on the time after that.
I did it one time before the 16th too.
Now I have MDB buys set at the gap on 298 as well as 280 and 264.
If all three hit then my cost average is 280.
Any that don't hit will be removed on the next spike and I rethink my buys based on the pump's performance.
I'm doing it with MDB because I'm bullish long term on it and don't mind holding bags if it comes to that.

[Anonymous No.50750802]

>>50750727
My recent sale prices were 320,330, an 340.
If I get all three lots then I will set sale prices based on this pump's performance and the depth of the dip.
It looks like it will be 330, 340, 350, but that's not clear yet.

[Anonymous No.50750825]

>>50748130
Are you ready?

[Anonymous No.50750843]

>>50750766
>>50750802
okay thanks for the in-depth. yeah smart on a one ur bullish on. i think im gonna try pullbacks at some point but im focusing on breakout for now.

[Anonymous No.50750857]

>>50750825
Imagine if you could redirect that autistic obsession with moons and shit into something creative and productive like painting or something.

In any case, bullish on anything moon related. I think I will go purchase a 6 pack of Blue Moon to celebrate.

[Anonymous No.50750869]

>>50750825
>the true believer schizo
>the fancy charlatan
>the one who's only doing it because it's trendy

[Anonymous No.50750951]

>>50750843
No probs. ESTC and SPLK have had similar patterns. I've done well on them too.

[Anonymous No.50750980]

bros are you eyein what im SPYin?? big league bullish

[Anonymous No.50751006]

Oh nononono it's a taking profit friday

[Anonymous No.50751007]

Good morning, Sirs.

[Anonymous No.50751008]

>>50750006
i feed my russian blue the same wet food...
nice dab rig too

[Anonymous No.50751011]

>>50750980
>Unsustainable rally is bullish

[Anonymous No.50751022]

I bought yday at mkt cls
now im holding bags....

[Anonymous No.50751040]

It's over guys, the Chinese officially hate us.

[Anonymous No.50751063]

>>50751040
Priced in like 2 week ago

[Anonymous No.50751070]

>>50748130
bavarian nordic chads where we at

[Anonymous No.50751071]

>>50750656
Dunning kruger

[Anonymous No.50751078]

gonna head out to store to pick up some mixers for my terrible 60% rum.


>>50750951
okay thanks again.

[Anonymous No.50751106]

>he STILL hasn't bought SIGA
some people here are simply conditioned to lose money

[Anonymous No.50751109]

I know I should've gone cash after the poo&pee dropped below 3700. The markets have just acted insane since then.

[Anonymous No.50751135]

>>50751109
Same I made over 1k during the pump late May before losing everything and more over June

[Anonymous No.50751144]

I'm basically all in on SIGA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50751182]

China to end climate talks with USA. Its like they want use to implement some nation building.

[Anonymous No.50751190]

>>50748146
INTC

[Anonymous No.50751195]

Oilbros...we are done for.

[Anonymous No.50751208]

>>50748146
Kratos got approved last week to design an engine for US military.

[Anonymous No.50751216]

>>50748656
Not this year.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50751219]

>>50751195
You will be fine. It's going to take a lot of oil to send 150k zoomers over to China to make teach them a few lessons in democracy and climate change

[Anonymous No.50751226]

>>50748146
rvlp and siga

[Anonymous No.50751259]

>>50751190
based INTC bro

[Anonymous No.50751280]

Any good fundamental analysis guides?

[Anonymous No.50751291]

>>50751195
>from September
Why not just do it now? Oh yeah it’s because they can’t

[Anonymous No.50751316]

>london session begins
>futures instantly dump
like clockwork

[Anonymous No.50751318]

>At Life’s WORC, a nonprofit that runs group homes, the agency’s staffing challenges are approaching crisis levels.
Life's WORC

[Anonymous No.50751330]

>>50751226
Why rvlp?

[Anonymous No.50751339]

>>50751318
i hate disabled people and i don’t know why

[Anonymous No.50751357]

>>50751330
first ever and only pharma company that can fix droopy eyes with a noninvasive procedure. basically they sold off all other business units and focus on this one successful product. once sales start comin in ook for this stock to pop big league and eventually someone will buy one them

[Anonymous No.50751376]

>>50751357
*will buy them
fuck I need my liquid nigger crack(coffee)
honestly just hoping some other big dic pharma buys them once the sale numbers blow up. it’s a one trick pony of a company but it’s the only company which has that trick

[Anonymous No.50751383]

Heh, sorry bobo. It's just a vibe-cession.

[Anonymous No.50751439]

>>50751280
"...with a money printer, I can go anywhere..."

[Anonymous No.50751441]

bearbros! spy is down 0.00005% in premarket! WE WON!!!!!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY GET EXUBERANT
AND YOU MAY BE HOOKED

[Anonymous No.50751445]

>>50751383
>vibe-cession.
who writes this garbage

[Anonymous No.50751458]

Futures chad here. I'm betting on fakeout pump at open and dump after 9 eastern.

[Anonymous No.50751496]

>>50751318
should have been euthanized at birth. jfc

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.50751523]

I gotta get breakfast. See you all at the open. Also don't let the rise in unemployment scare you. It will just force the F.E.D. to pivot.

[Anonymous No.50751534]

>>50751523
Gas station breakfast is so comfy

[Anonymous No.50751542]

>>50748349
You did fine, but back in after a couple red days with your profits and make even more money. 25% is nothing to scoff at, people aim for that ROI over the course of like 3 years.

[Anonymous No.50751556]

>>50749245
those are some worrisome books bobo

[Anonymous No.50751563]

>>50751523

>F.E.D.

[Anonymous No.50751565]

>>50751383
The economy is a whole ass vibe, rn. And honestly? I'm here for it

[Anonymous No.50751596]

>>50751383
this makes me irrationally angry

[Anonymous No.50751605]

>>50748349
Taking profits is never a bad idea, insahalla

[Anonymous No.50751628]

>>50749245
Wouldn't surprise to see Elementary Particles in that stack.

[Anonymous No.50751698]

>>50751445
>>50751565
>>50751596
you just dont get it

[Anonymous No.50751704]

So, SIGA, why this company over any others? Their treatment is currently the only treatment for this? Or it's just the most likely to be widely used? I see they're already approved so I can't see a reason not to buy, it's not like gay sex will stop anytime soon

[Anonymous No.50751712]

>>50751628
Obligatory
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8tmCQUURiY

[Anonymous No.50751780]

>>50751698
i will murder the author and his family in cold blood in minecraft and there's nothing he can do to fucking stop me

[Anonymous No.50751791]

>>50750605
software will bring it down

[Anonymous No.50751801]

Test

[Anonymous No.50751825]

>>50750980
We break 420 today.

[Anonymous No.50751835]

>>50751007
She is really really bad at this.

[Anonymous No.50751857]

>>50751698
The mental gymnastics of someone who believes we’re not in a recession, in visual form

[Anonymous No.50751864]

>>50751007
kek why do they put her on the spot like that

[Anonymous No.50751869]

>>50751007
>>50751835
Why do people take this hole seriously again? Is she just some meme that got lucky at one single point and never again?

[Anonymous No.50751886]

>>50751869
Women aren't capable of investing. Don't have the mental capacity for it

[Anonymous No.50751899]

Who is riding UUUU to the moon today?

[Anonymous No.50751936]

kek look at vix computer

[Anonymous No.50751961]

>>50751936
its not doing anything

[Anonymous No.50751975]

Someone bake for the payrolls report

[Anonymous No.50751979]

Do I have to bake. You guys have been really lazy lately.

[Anonymous No.50751998]

>>50751975
>>50751979
Get in here:
>>50751480

[Anonymous No.50751999]

>>50751480

[Anonymous No.50752016]

>>50751383
>>50751698
>things are bad
>but it's more of just a vibe tbqh
>even though the bad things are happening in reality
>just don't worry about it bro
somehow this is even worse than just saying that we're in a recession because now you have to deal with negative psychic energy in addition to being broke

[Anonymous No.50752099]

>>50751339
just world fallacy me thinks

[Anonymous No.50752104]

>>50750177
HOSTILE TAKEOVER
GET OUT THE WAY CHUD

[Anonymous No.50752164]

>>50751383
WHEN WILL EVERY NEWS OUTLET STOP GASLIGHTING ME ITS BEEN GOING FOR YEARS ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50752593]

>>50751280
check out shkrelis finance lessons on jewtube. he does nice excel autism while going thru it.

[Anonymous No.50752616]

>>50750261
Earnings and a 6 month preceding bear market. There will be a correction, but even that won’t take us close to June lows.

[Anonymous No.50752731]

Technical analysis is so stupid. The only time it’s effective is when a chimpanzee with above average pattern recognition could point out the direction the market will most likely go.
>wow look at this exponential growth that occurred within a short time period, this will probably go down soon!!
Meanwhile you have ret(ail)ards who think they can use it to justify gambling on penny stocks and lose every single time because the double titty pattern turned out to be a staircase into oblivion pattern instead.