/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50746574]

Comfy edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>50744397

[Anonymous No.50746590]

>>50746574

[Anonymous No.50746597]

>>50746574
Why do jewish people want us extinct?

[Anonymous No.50746602]

are we gonna be okay GTEbros
financials... record breaking earnings in 3 days...

[Anonymous No.50746606]

BVNRY CHADS

[Anonymous No.50746613]

>UBER
>AMD
>my puts

[Anonymous No.50746615]

Baking more like pooping.

[Anonymous No.50746618]

when my funds settle, im going all in SIGA (LMDX)

[Anonymous No.50746619]

>>50746574
kyrsten sinema has forced the carried interest loophole text off of the inflation reduction act
we green tomorrow, like you won't believe

[Anonymous No.50746626]

>>50746606
THUNDER GODS WILL MAKE IT AND DENISE WILL OFFER HER YOUTHFUL VAGINE TO THOSE WHO HOLD ALL THE WAY TO VALHALLA

[Anonymous No.50746633]

Ccxi one last time before I go est my prime ribeye

[Anonymous No.50746640]

SOXL bros...

[Anonymous No.50746642]

>>50746618
SIGA is a pure speculation play. Not saying retards won't pump it to 30+, but the underlying economics make no sense. They make jack all off tpoxx orders outside of stockpiling and cases are leveling off already.

[Anonymous No.50746654]

>>50746619
where do you get news like this? its little details like this that are never in mainstream news places.

[Anonymous No.50746669]

>Biden waiting a full week plus to sign the CHIPS bill
ffs it's not like he has anything better to do

[Anonymous No.50746676]

Is there a word for feeling like you can't

[Anonymous No.50746678]

>>50746669
What if he forgets to sign it?

[Anonymous No.50746680]

S I G A
I
G
A

[Anonymous No.50746681]

>>50746669
HE IS TRYING TO FREEE BRITNEY!!

[Anonymous No.50746686]

>>50746676
JUST

[Anonymous No.50746689]

>>50746669
Probably wants to do it in front of cameras and because he's a walking corpse in account of his age and the coof on top, it'd look bad.

[Anonymous No.50746693]

>>50746654
He's an intern for Israel Insider.

[Anonymous No.50746695]

>>50746676
No not in the AmeriCAN language

[Anonymous No.50746699]

>>50746654
Zerohedge is great for geopolitical and economic news.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/sinema-signs-reconciliation-bill-after-dems-agree-protect-private-equity-billionaires

[Anonymous No.50746698]

>>50746669
What would INTC be at if the CHIPS bill didn't exist?

[Anonymous No.50746708]

[Anonymous No.50746715]

>>50746708
wheres the balls??

[Anonymous No.50746720]

>>50746678
His handlers legitimately put stage directions in his teleprompter. All he needs to do is scribble on the piece of paper.

[Anonymous No.50746721]

>>50746613
get fucked, my uber calls are PRINTING
I beat you

[Anonymous No.50746726]

BRITNEY!!!

[Anonymous No.50746742]

Green futures red day

[Anonymous No.50746744]

>>50746606
That's a man.
>>50746708
That's a man.
>>50746726
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.50746746]

>>50746654
>>50746693
>>50746699
CNN literally ran it tonight, nerds. i read news.google.com

[Anonymous No.50746751]

>>50746699
notice she slipped a tax on stock buybacks in there

[Anonymous No.50746754]

>>50746606
>>50746626
>Splits doses in 5, administers intradermally in your path
Heh, nothing personnel, kids.

https://zero.sci-hub.se/4334/db4b662c2ac2753846af818b06b8b817/frey2015.pdf?download=true

[Anonymous No.50746764]

>>50746574
>this guy really thinks birth rates are lower now because no one wanted to have sex while the government was handing out free money and you weren't allowed to step outside of your house.

[Anonymous No.50746767]

NEW
>>50746574
>>50746574
>>50746574
>>50746574

[Anonymous No.50746774]

BRITNEY!

[Anonymous No.50746775]

When is PFE coming out with a pox pill?

[Anonymous No.50746778]

>>50746764
Having sex != rawdogging fertile sluts

[Anonymous No.50746780]

>>50746721
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO DROP BECAUSE OF TERRIBLE EARNINGS REPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.50746786]

3 month no fap streak ruined. i thought this was a blue board.

[Anonymous No.50746790]

TQQQ chad reporting in, buying every week

[Anonymous No.50746795]

>>50746774
Her bagina gets a 3/10

[Anonymous No.50746799]

>>50746774
Damn, shame about her face because she's got a perfect body.
>>50746689
True, but completely unnecessary. I'm pretty sure presidents have signed it one day then had a ceremony another day ffs.

[Anonymous No.50746805]

>>50746774
is that a tat of Sasuke?

[Anonymous No.50746806]

wtf did I get redirected to /s/

[Anonymous No.50746814]

>>50746786

[Anonymous No.50746821]

You will eat the spoiled food and you will be happy
https://youtu.be/JmLAvGVwrpc

[Anonymous No.50746822]

>>50746780
but the earnings report was amazing
cash flow positive for the first time was all that anyone cares about
no investor cares that they lost 2 billion on bad investments in a shit economy if their business model is now proving semi-successful

[Anonymous No.50746824]

>>50746778
>wait until he finds out women are having more miscarriages and still births

>wait until he finds out women who got jabbed have abnormal periods now

>wait until he learns that spike protens accumulate in the ovaries

[Anonymous No.50746827]

>>50746786
>>50746726
was it this fucking corpse looking thing with a bunch of metal in her face that broke you?

[Anonymous No.50746834]

>Damn, shame about her face because she's got a perfect body.

[Anonymous No.50746836]

Oil bros. Tech dogshit is pumping while the lifeblood of the global economy is dropping, yes *dropping* in price. How can this be happening.

[Anonymous No.50746839]

>>50746822

[Anonymous No.50746848]

I will eat da poop.

[Anonymous No.50746849]

>>50746780
you say terrible earnings but they beat revenue estimates which is all that matters in tech. you can basically ignore the loss column entirely when valuating tech companies, it's all about growth. there were 3-4 months this year where it wasn't, but now we're back to normal

[Anonymous No.50746855]

BIDEN GET OUR NIGGER LESBIAN MONKEY DUNK STAR BACK!

[Anonymous No.50746856]

>>50746834
*heems you*

[Anonymous No.50746860]

>>50746751
it's not good but it's not terrible either -- companies will be more careful about share issuance in the first place.
and anyway, it can be overturned in just a couple of months after the flip. biden will sign it coming in and he'll sign it going out, too. they'll even blame it on republicans.

[Anonymous No.50746867]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! SHE DINDU NUFFIN!

[Anonymous No.50746873]

>>50746856
*counterheems*
too easy

[Anonymous No.50746875]

>>50746849
LMAO people said this same shit before they lost everything in the dotcom bubble. right up to the fucking day hahahahah oh wow. thanks. i thought i'd never see that again

[[e-mail] No.50746877]

Is this water fucked up?

[Anonymous No.50746883]

BRITNEY!!!!! SHE WUZ A GOOD GIRL, SHE WENT TO CHURCH

[Anonymous No.50746889]

Made money on calls today. Feels good, man

[Anonymous No.50746894]

>>50746849
well, so long as the fed is doing what they're doing, it makes sense

[Anonymous No.50746916]

>>50746873
You wish.

[Anonymous No.50746919]

>>50746894
>so long as the fed is doing what they're doing
uhhh but the fed is doomping eet currently??

[Anonymous No.50746920]

>>50746821
They're just fucking with us now.

I'm all for dumpster diving and sending that food to people for free. Whether that be the homeless or myself. But now they want to maximize every last bit of profit margin off that and slap a label of environmentally friendly on it. FUCK that. If people accept this, it'll normalize a lower standard of living for all.

I love how they're pushing it so hard so fast that even normies and NPCs know about it now.

[Anonymous No.50746922]

>>50746875
I'm not saying I like it, just explaining why the market moves the way it does. if the recession keeps up the rest of the year it'll knock some sense into investors. maybe you'll get to spurt your load of sour boomer cum to some tech collapses in november

[Anonymous No.50746923]

>>50746619
Carried interest helps political donos, not stock values.
Meanwhile the 1% buyback tax they swapped is a direct hit. Theoretically up to a 1% reduction in long-term value of a company. Although for companies that pump SBC and then buyback simultaneously it could have an even larger impact.
However you choose to calculate it, the point is it's a negative. It's another needless tax.

[Anonymous No.50746934]

>>50746834
Kek

[Anonymous No.50746936]

so bill gates has 19 million shares of LMDX as of yesterday but that doesnt amount to much money. not much of a bull case, he can wouldnt care about losing it. plus, covid is old news. is he hoping for a buyout?

[Anonymous No.50746956]

>>50746936
i wouldn't know man

[Anonymous No.50746957]

>>50746574
Pump tomorrow, dump Monday
Then crab until September

[Anonymous No.50746965]

>>50746919
>the fed
>dumping assets

[Anonymous No.50746968]

>>50746754
>Splits dose in 5 for 5 people.
>Those 5 people end up getting another dose when the jab becomes available
>3 weeks later they get the 2nd full dose jab.
>3 Total JABS
Heh, nothing personal, siggers

[Anonymous No.50746969]

>>50746936
Wait wait wait wait wait, is Brittney griner actually a man?!?! Holy shit I didn't realize this shit!!!

[Anonymous No.50746972]

>>50746936
no way this picture is real

[Anonymous No.50746977]

>>50746836
Were you not around in 2018?
This is what happens when rate hikes peak. Real economy gets shat on while tech values start to re-inflate their bubbles.

It's all about positioning. If you can hold for 5 years you might make bank on oil, but right now it's at the bottom of the wheel.

[Anonymous No.50746986]

>>50746969
>>50746972
oh shit, i posted the wrong image. ignore that, im talking about lmdx and hoping i dont get rugged by bill gates. though that does sound kind of surreal and funny.

[Anonymous No.50746990]

>>50746965
b-but the interest rates? surely it will cause earnings multiple contraction?? and decreases in earnings as companies have to pay more to debtmax???

[Anonymous No.50746992]

>>50746956
No fucking way I'd let my daughter hang around niggers if I were a billionaire.

What's the best way to teach your kids not to date or marry niggers? Don't mind anyone else except maybe pajeets and sand niggers

[Anonymous No.50746998]

>>50746824
>wait until he finds out women are having more miscarriages and still births
Here, I'll get you started on proving the first part of your claim: https://academic.oup.com/humrep/article/34/11/2120/5611272

Now you can link to 2022 or 2021 stats showing clinically recognized pregnancies miscarrying at greater than 15% rates. Or non-recognized ones aborting at a >30% rate.

I mean, you *do* have those stats handy, right? Not just random anecdotes from crazy OB nurses. Cause otherwise that'd be reckless schizophrenia that torpedoes your entire investment thesis.

[Anonymous No.50747001]

>>50746965
What does it even matter if the Fed can buy or sell assets?

[Anonymous No.50747011]

>>50746920
If it makes you feel any better this sort of thing would never fly in the US. Americans are too fucking crazy and violent. They are only doing it to Europe because yuropoors are so cucked they'll never fight back, plus they have no guns.

[Anonymous No.50747015]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50747018]

>>50746956
That pic is the equivalent of a blue screen of death for Gates. Perhaps this is why he wants to "vaccinate" the undeserving out of this world.

[Anonymous No.50747025]

>>50746936
>>50746972

[Anonymous No.50747028]

>>50746992
homeschool within an homogenic community

[Anonymous No.50747029]

>>50746998
>wait until he hears that my gfs cousin knows 3 women who all had still births after getting jabbed

[Anonymous No.50747031]

that was a brutal bearmarket, thank god its over

[Anonymous No.50747035]

>>50746968
Wait, you're assuming gay men are *responsible*. And forward thinking?!?

Bro.

[Anonymous No.50747042]

>>50747031
desu it hasn't even started yet

[Anonymous No.50747043]

>>50747031
Lol. Lma- you know what? I would say Lmao, even.

[Anonymous No.50747052]

>>50747031
>brutal
How was that brutal?
And its not over yet.

[Anonymous No.50747054]

>>50746990
>>50747001
and here i thought smg was smart. the fed has its hand deep up the markets ass. investors know that when the fed is buying, the market is going up. thats why "these are non normal conditions" as JPOW himself has said.

[Anonymous No.50747062]

Give me your best 3-fund, 4-fund, and 5-fund portfolios.

[Anonymous No.50747071]

Anybody know some publicly traded recreational fishing equipment/lure stocks?

[Anonymous No.50747081]

>>50747062
>3: SOXL TQQQ SIGA
>4: SOXL TQQQ SIGA AQB
>5: SOXL TQQQ SIGA AQB PLTR

[Anonymous No.50747080]

>>50747029
Like, I'm open to believing (and profiting off) a shot that has magically sterilized a huge chunk of the population out of left field. But that would've, you know, shown up in broader data by now.

And if it's just, like, "zomg, 32% of women miscarry silently instead of the usual 30% so a marginally larger number have to try again!", well, ok, but that's really not enough to moon a stock.

[Anonymous No.50747085]

>>50747071
Absolutely based and fishing pilled.
And no.

[Anonymous No.50747089]

so with AMC diluting in a roundabout way against their retarded investors wishes, I think it might be time to start picking up some shares and look for a 40% profit exit. Because clown market

[Anonymous No.50747096]

>>50747062
VTV, VUG, BND

[Anonymous No.50747099]

>>50747085
fuck

[Anonymous No.50747100]

>>50747042
>>50747043
>>50747052
its clearly bottomed and fed pivoted and the prices are going up a lot, i think u cope

[Anonymous No.50747125]

>>50747062
>3 fund- SPY,VO,IJR
The best diversification you can get while getting good gains on all 3 ETFs

[Anonymous No.50747127]

>>50747100
>fed pivoted
Powell will cement his Volkeresque legacy by announcing a surprise 300bps hike at Jackson Hole this month.

[Anonymous No.50747129]

>>50746849
Yes indeed we have returned to normal. Thanks for that clarification Mr. Retail Investor

[Anonymous No.50747150]

>>50746574
Good day anons. This is me from before, I have recieved payment and all is well. I would like to thank you for assistance.
I have a new question. I have used exodus, and it allows me to use many networks and be able to send and receive. However if I am to receive payment I must post each coin address individually.
I have seen coinbase wallets allow you to post a single address that will be able to accept all crypto.
What is your opinion on coinbase wallets?
Thank you very much for your time and apologies for intruding on your general

[Anonymous No.50747154]

I've come to the startling realization that no one knows which way the market is going, and everyone here is just shilling for their preferred direction.

[Anonymous No.50747165]

I have 25% of my account riding on SPY closing under 414 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50747169]

I miss Don posting. Remember the good times we had. It was like yesterday except it was a whole year ago.

[Anonymous No.50747174]

>>50746998
> Number of women to lose their unborn child after having the Covid Vaccine increases by 366% in just six weeks

[Anonymous No.50747181]

>>50747154
Do u know da way?

[Anonymous No.50747191]

>>50747165
Look on the bright side, you have 75% of your account left to make that 25% back

[Anonymous No.50747192]

>>50747169
>I miss Don posting
This fat fuck stole millions

[Anonymous No.50747208]

>>50747150
My grandmother Cathie lost a lot of money on Coinbase stock and says to stay away from it.

I heard it's also recently made some deal with black people.

>>50747174
Yes, generally when you start vaccinating a population so 366% more people get vaccines over six weeks, you see 366% more shit happen to "newly vaccinated" people as a whole. That's how statistics work.

[Anonymous No.50747215]

>>50747191
Yeah, except now he needs a 33% gain

[Anonymous No.50747221]

>>50747191

My current cope is that es mini is still trading within today's range, meaning we haven't left crab mode

[Anonymous No.50747224]

>>50747192
And now, I choose to believe, he just shitposts on StockTwits all day.

[Anonymous No.50747229]

>>50746822
>no investor cares that they're broke if everyone else is broke

[Anonymous No.50747230]

>>50747192
We went from diesel don fat jokes to homosexuality 365 days later. Now all we talk about is gay sex and fags. I miss Don's fat red lying face.

[Anonymous No.50747242]

>>50747208
I would like to use their wallet to retrieve payments

[Anonymous No.50747262]

>>50747154
It's going down. A bear market doesn't mean it goes down forever. We have literally had these bitchass green periods several times in the last year before it shat the bed and reversed downwards again. Shit that isn't worth anything isn't going to be propped up just because reddit really wants it to and keeps coming to /smg/ to spam BRRRRR memes.

[Anonymous No.50747272]

Holy fuck, I looked up Garbage Don's Garbage juice Company CWSFF and they have an actual pajeet in charge now. Wow, it was a pajeet scam the whole time.

[Anonymous No.50747281]

>>50747080
>shown up in broader data by now.
bro there are entire countries with abnormally low birth rates for the past 2 years.

and it wasn't out of left field you idiot. there were people explaining how and why it would affect women's menstrual cycles and fuck up their ovaries. but go on believe whatever you want. take your triple boosters and make sure you get all of your family and children triple boosted.

[Anonymous No.50747297]

im going to need China to attack Taiwan for my VIX plays to pay off at this point
cmon China

[Anonymous No.50747304]

>>50747272
>CWSFF
I bought CWST thinking it was garbage don! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.50747314]

>>50747304
At least that is an actual company, you dodged a bullet

[Anonymous No.50747318]

King bobo has spoken

[Anonymous No.50747320]

>>50747272
>Wow, it was a pajeet scam the whole time.
All Canadian microcaps that claim they have "SUPER SECRET TECH" are. That includes, for example, Pajeethorse silver.
There are ZERO exceptions to this rule. Canadian microcaps might as well be cross listed in Mumbai.

[Anonymous No.50747325]

>>50747318

[Anonymous No.50747327]

>>50747304
Smart. You bought a real garbage company and saved yourself from a perpetual dilution scam.

[Anonymous No.50747335]

An inflation rate of 10% is really fucking bad, doesn’t that mean that prices will double every 4-5 year or something?

[Anonymous No.50747347]

>>50747320
Canadian super secret tech was extremely bullish last year. I guess we have to wait another 4 years like crypto kids

[Anonymous No.50747356]

>>50746590
kek

[Anonymous No.50747363]

>>50747281
>bro there are entire countries with abnormally low birth rates for the past 2 years.
Yes, which might be vaccine, COVID, or global economic and cultural shitstorm related. Or even existing trends merely continuing like pic related.

Like, 2020 lockdowns making bar hookups less convenient won't show up as medical infertility 5 years from now. You need to tease out the causitive factors before making an investment decision, even if they're boring or inconvenient to your existing worldview.

>and it wasn't out of left field you idiot. there were people explaining how and why it would affect women's menstrual cycles and fuck up their ovaries.
No, the most they ever showed was anecdotes about "omg my period is irregular!" or "omg the COVID vaccine mRNA made spike proteins for 48 hours!". That's maybe 20% of the way there, in terms of stuff you'd need to explain and prove.

[Anonymous No.50747373]

>>50747272
I couldn't trust him. I saw his shoes.
>>50747325
Fucking kek. I don't know why any worships that one eyed got it right once faggot

[Anonymous No.50747375]

>>50746669
It's already priced in

[Anonymous No.50747376]

>>50746574
I just bout a series I Bond for 10,000
im going to buy another one january 1st

Once CD rates hit 4% im buying %100,000

in 5 years my net worth will be around 329,288

[Anonymous No.50747386]

Pinterest's new CEO bought 5M in shares.. talk about confidence.

[Anonymous No.50747387]

>>50747297
>Fly to Taiwan
>Buy illegal (or even prop) gun
>Rent boat
>Get the party started
Come on, anon. Do you want your investment to pay out or not? The military exercises are continuing for a couple more days I think.

[Anonymous No.50747391]

>>50747376
TIPS are better than I-Bonds

[Anonymous No.50747393]

>>50747376
(not from just that)

[Anonymous No.50747394]

>>50747318
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.50747402]

>>50747335
Priced in already.

[Anonymous No.50747405]

>>50747062
TQQQ, RAD, UPRO

[Anonymous No.50747406]

>>50747335
Yes, but the good and important part is that by inflating our GDP this way, we make our debt-to-GDP numbers look better. Same as what we did with our WW2 debt.

[Anonymous No.50747410]

>>50747386
That's a man who had a nose job

[Anonymous No.50747413]

>>50747386
if thats the ceo i'll buy me 5m shares too

[Anonymous No.50747416]

>>50747405

[Anonymous No.50747421]

I need you bros to be honest with me because you are the only people on God's green earth I like. I'm I crazy? I always though I was a little off but no more than the next guy. I was leaning out my window smoking a cigarette and without even realizing it I was talking to my self out loud. I looked up and the lady in the apartment next to me was looking at me through her window. This has probably been going on for a long time. Am I that different that people feel the need to watch me like a zoo animal?

[Anonymous No.50747426]

>>50747363
Team goy

[Anonymous No.50747432]

>>50747421
>talking to "yourself" again? have you been taking the meds i gave you,anon?

[Anonymous No.50747436]

>>50747394
Psychological mean reversion?

[Anonymous No.50747438]

The Chinese are shooting their fireworks right now. El-cheapo, impotent, Chinaman rocket rage. I bet we have a green day tomorrow, despite this. The world laughs at their little dick moves ONLY AFTER Pelosi leaves. I'm laughing.

Priced. Fucking. In.

[Anonymous No.50747446]

>pasts

[Anonymous No.50747448]

>>50747421
Did you know that the voice you were talking to was actually your own?

[Anonymous No.50747453]

>>50747438
>largest wargames in chinese history
>nothingburger
bet you thought russias "largest ever wargames" in february were also nothing, admit it

[Anonymous No.50747455]

>>50747438
Soon we'll find out in front the of the entire world if China's new military, made in China lmfao, is legit or not.
If they fail, I don't think anyone will take them seriously again; which is why I think they'll go all out trying to prove themselves.

[Anonymous No.50747460]

>>50747426
The funniest part of the schizo thesis is they think the *vaccine* would be what sterilizes. Like, the WEF crowd'd want to cull the noncompliant with the virus, dummies.

You point that out and they're just dumbfounded. Get to see them scramble for new theories.

[Anonymous No.50747463]

>>50747448
Yes and no. It was involuntary

[Anonymous No.50747473]

>>50747453
There's a major difference between Russian Arms and shitty Chinese fucking fireworks.

[Anonymous No.50747474]

>>50746998
>>50747080
you bought PGNY right?

[Anonymous No.50747482]

>>50747391
No they arent.

[Anonymous No.50747484]

>>50747453
I still can't believe there were people who thought that was nothing. Parking and feeding 200k troops takes years of planning

[Anonymous No.50747491]

>>50747421
At least your not alone. I talk to myself all the time too. We laugh and have a good time. People just don't understand

[Anonymous No.50747495]

>>50747463
The voluntary part isn't really relevant. What matters is if you knew you were talking to yourself, at the time. If you believed at the time there was another person, or the voice of another person in your head, then you need stronger drugs

[Anonymous No.50747506]

>>50747463
Maybe you're just lonely. It happens sometimes man. Keep an eye on it, call a loved one, get some more facetime in your life. Don't fret.

[Anonymous No.50747516]

>>50747463
I talk to myself all the time but not out loud. At least I think it's me talking... I mean... mostly me. Hehe hehe hehehehe

[Anonymous No.50747529]

>>50747495
Ok good. At the very least I make good stock picks for you guys.

[Anonymous No.50747543]

>mom found out i got into stock trading because she opened my mail
>got pissy over me putting 700 bucks of my own money into it
>tells me I'm stupid and wasting my money
>unironically believes I'm to give her my SIGA money now that it's going to moon
Nope, not how it works. If you wanted to get rich off of stocks you should have invested in Google or Amazon or some shit before I was born and we'd be sitting on billions right now but you chose to have us live off of welfare and hop from shitty warehouse wageslave camp to another and never have an actual career. It is my time to shine now mommy. :)

[Anonymous No.50747544]

>>50747495
my voices are saying that you are just mean and I should not listen to you at all

[Anonymous No.50747549]

>>50746574
>tfw I only gained 100% in the past few weeks

[Anonymous No.50747553]

>>50747543
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.50747558]

>>50747506
Lol, imagine being lonely
Having no one to talk to, lmao
Going several weeks in a row only ever interacting online or with cashiers and service workers, hahaha
Who could live like that, right lol

[Anonymous No.50747561]

What is everyone longing?

[Anonymous No.50747568]

>>50747561
Your momma

[Anonymous No.50747570]

>>50747482
>No they arent.
Something like this is generally too boring for this 3x leveraged ETF YOLO general but they aren't depending on your tax bracket.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/baldwin/2022/06/12/i-bonds-and-tips-compared-which-are-a-better-buy/?sh=3324f1844236

[Anonymous No.50747571]

>>50747544
I'm not being mean, I'm giving him mental health advice. Talking to yourself is normal. Talking to yourself but thinking you're talking with another person or entity means you need help

[Anonymous No.50747575]

>>50747363
>>50747281
>very little recovery in ovaries

>>50747561
PGNY

[Anonymous No.50747577]

>>50747568
got em

[Anonymous No.50747578]

>>50747421
isolation exacerbates it i think. like prisoners who have been in solitary are always yammering to themselves because there is no one else. get a pet i talk to my cat, nothing wrong with talking to yourself though unless you are hearing voices i guess

[Anonymous No.50747580]

>>50747421
should have invited her over

[Anonymous No.50747593]

>>50747571
I get all my good stock picks from voices in my head that aren't mine. And they never lose.

I really don't think this is bad. If you want to explain it scientifically so you can sleep at night then it is just my subconcious I guess.
If you don't feel like you have a problem you don't have one. It's not like that it is progressing or something like that. It's just little glitches in the matrix nothing more

[Anonymous No.50747594]

>>50747558
Its me your dad, open up. Why are you avoiding my phone calls? I just want to talk son and see how things are going? Alright, well give me a call, I love you.

[Anonymous No.50747598]

>>50747473
>Chinese fucking fireworks
you realize theyve effectively blockaded the island by surrounding it including being, not just in their exclusive economic zone, but within 12 miles of the coast
and the US navy just changed the ronald reagans' deployment schedule and cancelled a minuteman launch

[Anonymous No.50747600]

>>50747575
You do understand that in this context less recovery in adrenal glands and ovaries means that less radioactively tagged material was recovered, right? As in far less accumulated in those organs?

[Anonymous No.50747601]

I know I just played this song in my last video but it's such an amazing tune and video. I hope to go out like Elvis. Pushing out a growler on the toilet in my 40's. I know I won't be forgotten. /smg/ will immortalize me. That's all I ask.

[Anonymous No.50747608]

>>50747575
Some people REALLY don’t want to think about it and don’t follow this at all. They say “sometimes highschool athletes have heart attacks and sometimes competitive swimmers get heart attacks and drown.”

They took an experimental gene therapy and there’s nothing they can do about it now, so why would they bother worrying about it now?

[Anonymous No.50747613]

what stocks do i buy that will go up in price so that i can sell them later for a profit?

[Anonymous No.50747620]

my soxl avg is 50 and i have no idea how im going to get out of it. these bags feel so heavy and that money is just sitting there doing nothing. i really need to lower this avg but i have no idea how to do it.

[Anonymous No.50747623]

>>50747558
>>50747594
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[Anonymous No.50747626]

>>50747613
wrong website sir

[Anonymous No.50747635]

>>50746669
>Pocket vetoes during congress summer break
Holy based

[Anonymous No.50747636]

>>50747601
Here's the song
https://youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA

[Anonymous No.50747638]

>>50747575
Well obviously you have the link to the SHOCKING followup where he shows rising or elevated concentrations in the ovaries after 4 or 8 weeks, right?

Oh, that wasn't done? Or he didn't publish it? Huh. Odd.

Why would he neglect such a key piece of a groundbreaking medical study? I mean, otherwise that little table is just a basic IQ test for whether people understand pharmacokinetics and tissue turnover rates. And who needs that kind of test to identify retards?

[Anonymous No.50747644]

>want better job
>need a reference
>all my managers like me too much to help me get a job somewhere else
How the fuck is this supposed to work? I'm just waiting for one to quit but it's not happening. No close coworkers either just managers

[Anonymous No.50747648]

>>50747594
Lol my dad is on the other side of the country. We haven't spoken since Father's Day

[Anonymous No.50747654]

>>50747230
>I miss Don’s fat red lying face
>all we talk about is gay sex and fags

I mean, speak for yourself, buddy.

[Anonymous No.50747673]

>>50747460
how many boosters have you taken?

[Anonymous No.50747686]

>>50747608
Oh I'm totally open to that possibility, as I've said.

But at this point the PGNY argument is like "we found a spike protein in a rat's CSF! Therefore world IQ will drop 20 points and you should short student loan companies!"

[Anonymous No.50747691]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50747693]

>>50747558
>>50747623
Well I have my voices and have always liked being alone.
Just go out and talk to people like you are mad and try not to get arrested.
It'll be hell for the first two weeks but over time your head will adapt. Brain chemistry will change. Trust me on that

[Anonymous No.50747697]

>>50747460
>Like, the WEF crowd'd want to cull the noncompliant with the virus
elites hate meatbots more than anyone, sweetie
useless eaters and all
PhDs the most vaccine hesitant education demographic

[Anonymous No.50747698]

GAYSEX BROS

[Anonymous No.50747705]

>>50747644
I don't think jobs even call references anymore.

[Anonymous No.50747706]

Fuck Ya Niggers

[Anonymous No.50747709]

>>50747620
When did you buy them? I am sitting on mine at a similiar cost basis point but they are approaching a long hold (yeah I know, it was retarded I should have been holding USD to avoid the leverage decay. Even if we go back to ATH on semis i'd only be down half as much on USD.

[Anonymous No.50747711]

>>50747644
If they like you so much why aren't they giving you a raise or a promotion?

[Anonymous No.50747716]

Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.50747719]

>>50747570
The tax deferral advantage of ibonds that hes talking about is, indeed, insignificant. And newly issued tips have a higher real return right now so of course his plots show tips winning. But the free put option on ibonds, which he glosses over, is very valuable. You get your principal + inflation - taxes back anytime, with no risk of further loss (and with a modest penalty if holding <5yr)

[Anonymous No.50747720]

wait, there's an airbnb for pools?
hahaha this is a pervert's dream

[Anonymous No.50747722]

>>50747460
you cull the compliant 50% and thats half the job done. the other half still caught a respiratory disease that makes it so they get asthma attacks if they run 20 yards.

[Anonymous No.50747723]

>>50747706
cuter with a giant penis

[Anonymous No.50747724]

>>50747623
I love you anon

[Anonymous No.50747728]

BAVARIAN NORDIC GODS

[Anonymous No.50747733]

>>50747698
Real talk, I need to give a /smg/ trustee my real name. It honestly isn't John rocker, but someone needs to know my real name and location so if I die you can report it. Which one of you can I trust?

[Anonymous No.50747735]

Anyone got the SIGA fud where it mentions infertility as one of the possible side effects?

[Anonymous No.50747741]

Piss drinking nordic gods wgmi

[Anonymous No.50747746]

>>50747733
aren't you tight with poemanon? just text it to him

[Anonymous No.50747750]

>>50747733
U can trust me nigger

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50747752]

>>50747733
You can trust me, Rocker...

[Anonymous No.50747753]

>>50747709
bought at the beginning of the year Jan when the price was dropping, but I bought way too soon.
> I should have been holding USD to avoid the leverage decay. Even if we go back to ATH on semis i'd only be down half as much on USD.
explain what you mean by this, I dont really understand the intricacies of it

[Anonymous No.50747754]

>>50747746
Boeing anon, but yes maybe your right.

[Anonymous No.50747761]

>>50747735
sigma balls

[Anonymous No.50747762]

>just sitting here in the dark eating a cookie while random pictures of dicks flash up on the screen as i scroll

[Anonymous No.50747763]

>>50747741
they look like porm stars. Would never ever choose to breed these women. They'd make terrible mothers and raise your daughters into being strippers

[Anonymous No.50747771]

>>50747575

I assume youre long PGNY bc of the vax?

[Anonymous No.50747772]

>>50747752
Scoops post your sharpie in butt

[Anonymous No.50747773]

>>50747716
No anon I'm trying to quit cigarettes

[Anonymous No.50747778]

>>50747762
The penis is very ugly...

[Anonymous No.50747784]

>>50747773
Im trying to quit drinking

[Anonymous No.50747786]

>>50747762
Why are u looking at cocks? That's gay

[Anonymous No.50747788]

>>50747752
Scoopsies my sweet baby boy... Make no mistake whatever happens, I only meant to love you. You're a delicate but beautiful flower. Skin black as night but a soul that could light a room. All I wanted to do was spoil you.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50747791]

>>50747772
You first
Also trips and I go long SIGA

[Anonymous No.50747796]

>>50747761
>>50747735
Never mind found it. It was in rats..

[Anonymous No.50747798]

>>50747784
Ok lets agree to not do it for now and look at more dicks to think of something else

[Anonymous No.50747799]

>>50747753
>USD is 2x Semis
>SOXL is 3x Semis
>There might be a tracking error but whatever
Even if semis go back to ATHs (24%) and broken up over smaller intervals (6%)
>USD = 27.5 x 1.12 x 1.12 x 1.12 x 1.12 = 20% down still from chop loss
>SOXL = 22.07 x 1.18 x 1.18 x 1.18 x 1.18 = still down 40% from ATH

[Anonymous No.50747800]

>>50747791
Want to grab a beer? I get off work in an hour?

[Anonymous No.50747803]

Oh great, Penis posting. Just great. And just when I thought Smg was healing

[Anonymous No.50747807]

>>50747786
>covered in cum
>all weathered looking
>hair jacked up over her face
>naked
>tits all saggy
>Pussy all btfo


Fuck, she looks like she just got absolutely ravaged at one of those eyes wide shut parties.

[Anonymous No.50747809]

>>50747750
not with those bumps on your balls

[Anonymous No.50747812]

>>50746574
Sphd is the best monthly dividend etf, try to prove me wrong
>pro tip you can't

[Anonymous No.50747819]

>>50747800
ok ill meet you at the berliner in Renton

[Anonymous No.50747823]

>>50747803
Out of everything you choose to stare at penis... anon...i

[Anonymous No.50747836]

>>50747733
>>50747746
PoemAnon here, I already know your home address... well, I know where you live, I'm a bit unsure of the exact street address. Also, I'm probably the last person who should be responsible for someone else's health and wellbeing. I myself am only a few more bad days away from hanging myself in the woods

[Anonymous No.50747840]

>>50747807
>those eyes wide shut parties

Funny how I just now realize these legendary parties will never be repeated. Like the parties during ww2 or the parties just before corona.
And people never know. They always think there will be time to do it again. Just like these threads once the big boys are done with our portfolios

[Anonymous No.50747844]

>>50747836
fucking hell man, come out for a beer with me, scoopsies, and the cockman

[Anonymous No.50747849]

>>50747819
>>50747836
Come hang out tonight anon at the Berliner

[Anonymous No.50747851]

>>50747823
Is this what i get when i take delivery on my lean hogs?

[Anonymous No.50747859]

>>50747836
It's ok. You live close to scoopsies. All I want you to do is cremate me, take my ashes and put them on your cock, rape scoopsies, and make him cum fart my ashes out.

[Anonymous No.50747866]

>>50747799
i dont really follow where you get these values or what they apply to. so how do you plan on getting out of your position are you just trying to avg down or just wait it out?

[Anonymous No.50747875]

>>50747796
>In male mice, decreased male fertility associated with testicular toxicity (increased percent abnormal sperm and decreased sperm motility) was observed at
1,000 mg/kg/day (approximately 24 times the human exposure at the RHD).
It's over, SIGAsisters. Our 24-treatment megapacks will never sell.

[Anonymous No.50747876]

>>50747405
roll

[Anonymous No.50747877]

>>50747844
>>50747849
Can't, I'm on call this week & weekend for work
>>50747859
My dick is too small for that kind of... whatever that is
Also: are you aware of what's going to happen behind your place in October?

[Anonymous No.50747881]

>>50747859
based

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50747891]

>>50747859
I'll be waiting Rocker
You should just tell me where you live and expedite the process

[Anonymous No.50747897]

>>50747859
Can I get dips on your mannequin? I'd like to drag it behind my f150 on mlk

[Anonymous No.50747905]

>>50747851
kek

[Anonymous No.50747906]

>>50747891
Scoopsies if you got beef with me and want to settle it physically. Coke to Tecumseh Michigan and we'll meet. If you really want to get mogged that badly I'm here and waiting bb.

[Anonymous No.50747917]

thanks to whoever suggested the chocolate milk
it tastes like a cold mexican hot chocolate

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50747920]

>>50746957
>based clockwork orange poster

[Anonymous No.50747930]

The homosexual tension between scoops and rocker is real. They may not believe it and it's all supposed to be a joke. Like 2 girlfriends who always cuddle and then one night when they are drunk something more happens. One always falls in love.
I can't be the only one who knows.

[Anonymous No.50747931]

>>50747906
lol why don't you just "go to Seattle" to find scoops, that's about as specific. Pussy ass bitch.

[Anonymous No.50747933]

>>50747906
>Tecumseh Michigan
Bonner Hills

[Anonymous No.50747936]

Did you faggots really have to derail my thread?

[Anonymous No.50747945]

>>50747931
You do t think I will? I have a friend that lives I Oregon. If I end this job nothing is stopping me. I have the money. I'll live stream it.

[Anonymous No.50747952]

>>50747405
Whore culture is the start of the fall...

[Anonymous No.50747959]

>>50747933
Kek unfinished construction

[Anonymous No.50747963]

If I could have your attention for a moment, I found a moonshot company that might be worth grabbing a few bags in.

>look for lowest IV options, basically shit that's priced at a huge discount
>Vy Global Growth (VYGG)
>Dec 16th 10.00 call traded at 0.10 against an ask of 0.80, daily volume of 800 vs 800 OI
>Sept 16 exp has 12800 OI on the same contracts
>it's a blank check shell company in the Cayman Islands that's also related to MCM Capital Management

Maybe it's just people buying ATM calls and rolling them to have a position for when it acquires something, but it's obscure, has a needlessly large option volume, and a stable price. It seems like someone is setting up something.

[Anonymous No.50747970]

>>50747945
If you do make it out this way, make sure to stop at my place. I'll get some Rainier and we can grill some brats

[Anonymous No.50747972]

>>50747405

[Anonymous No.50747979]

>>50747970
I plan on it. You sure you want a guy like me staying with you? You don't have a wife and kids do you,?

[Anonymous No.50747982]

>>50747972
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.50747984]

>>50747549
What's spy doing tomorrow Anon? I need answers

[Anonymous No.50747983]

>>50746764
tfw would love to impreg some fertile women

[Anonymous No.50747986]

>>50747979
>You don't have a wife and kids do you,?
I have no family, no friends, no pets, nothing
I do have an air mattress though

[Anonymous No.50747994]

>>50746957
It’s always the other way around

[Anonymous No.50747997]

>>50747986
You two are going to get drunk, east sausage and cuddle.

[Anonymous No.50747998]

>>50747986
Beautiful. I'll keep you posted.

[Anonymous No.50748010]

fuck my toe looks bad and half my foot is bruised black too. my wife keeps telling me to go to urgent care but what are they gonna do? i've got it wrapped already

[Anonymous No.50748013]

>>50747997
Its a CIA agent baiting an FBI agent, I wish I could be a fly in that room

[Anonymous No.50748026]

>>50748013
I'm as strong as I've ever been. I seek closure with scoopsies

[Anonymous No.50748032]

>>50748013
I never worked at either of those three letter agencies

[Anonymous No.50748041]

everyone, take your meds, now..... goodnight

[Anonymous No.50748054]

>>50748026
>>50748032
You guys are stepping on each other. You need to work in shifts if you want to be convincing.

[Anonymous No.50748057]

>>50748041
It's funny how almost everyone here talks to themselves and is super lonely... heh heh

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50748060]

>>50747945
You won't pussy. Post your address and I'll fite you fgt

[Anonymous No.50748069]

>sold ALL my AMD and SPY at the bottom
lmao lol

[Anonymous No.50748073]

>>50748060
how are you going to spin a trip to buttfuck, michigan to your hooker though?

[Anonymous No.50748079]

Time to invest in polio vaccines???

[Anonymous No.50748081]

>>50746956
She would have been in crazy expensive schools and circles. How tf she ever meet niggers?

This is why old billie boy is trying to wipe out humanity, because he raised a coal burner

[Anonymous No.50748083]

>>50748010
https://www.orthobullets.com/trauma/1065/foot-compartment-syndrome

[Anonymous No.50748085]

>>50748041
im unmedicated, unemployed, unvaccinated, uncircumcised. tremble

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50748088]

>>50748073
Currently at the bottom of the columbia river

[Anonymous No.50748093]

>>50748060
Fly to Detroit, catch a ride to Tecumseh, stay at the Tecumseh inn, text me when you're there. Any more questions faggot?

[Anonymous No.50748095]

>>50748079
Polio is given to kids in fucking sugarcubes when they are 2-3 years old and have routine doctor visits.

[Sage No.50748102]

>>50747543
Good job kid, I've scrimped and saved and denied myself nice things for years just for a shot at this. Fuck the doubters and the haters, WAGMI

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50748108]

>>50748093
Be there Tuesday August 9 at high noon pussy bitch. What's your current phone number?

[Anonymous No.50748115]

>>50748095
Polio vaccine, jesus*

[Anonymous No.50748126]

>>50747984
d-down

[Anonymous No.50748127]

>>50748108
5174427087 is my number

[Anonymous No.50748135]

New

>>50748130
>>50748130

[Anonymous No.50748148]

^you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.50748149]

>>50748135
Enough with these early bakes

[Anonymous No.50748153]

"It's a date"

[Anonymous No.50748155]

>>50748041
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
see ya tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50748157]

i'm not going to the other thread, i'm getting comfy in this bitch til 350

[Anonymous No.50748159]

>>50748079
it's time to long big iron lung

[Anonymous No.50748166]

If inflation is going to stick around then can’t I just take out loads of debt and let inflation pay it off for me

[Anonymous No.50748171]

>INFLATION DEFEATED
>RECESSION CANCELLED
>EMISSIONS REDUCED
>DRUG PRICES SLASHED

BIDEN BULL RUN BACK ON

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/05/sen-kyrsten-sinema-signs-off-on-democrats-big-agenda-bill-paving-the-way-for-senate-passage.html

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.50748185]

>>50748127
Be there or be square giganigger. Whoever wins the other's portfolio

[Anonymous No.50748197]

you teases. nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.50748199]

>>50748184
>>50748184
>>50748184
>>50748184

[Anonymous No.50748211]

We don't need two early threads

[Anonymous No.50748231]

REAL NEW THREAD

>>50747960
>>50747960
>>50747960
>>50747960

[Anonymous No.50748236]

>>50747127
>be 2022
>Debt-to-GDP=125%
>300 bps hike
>Neo-Sodom collapses
>Caliphate Chads rise up to enforce a permanent 0.00% interest rate
kino

[Anonymous No.50748244]

>>50748211
You wanna go for three? Mess with the bull you get the horns.

[Anonymous No.50748259]

Swell

[Anonymous No.50748270]

>>50748259
i deleted my thread i didnt see the previous new one

[Anonymous No.50748276]

>>50746597
Because they’re evil. They worship a false god known as Moloch. They want to world to be filled with retards that they can easily manipulate and control. The white man is very hard to tame, thus they attempt to eradicate us through various means. Most recently through the promotion of interbreeding. I suspect they probably hate the Japanese as well. I hear that the Jew fears the samurai.

[Anonymous No.50748362]

>>50746597
The world is grossly overpopulated and people tried to eradicate jews as soon as they got the chance. They are just trying to do hold out until their messiah shows up and brings armageddon

[Anonymous No.50748614]

>>50746836
There's no shortage of oil right now. Russian production is only down 7.5% since the start of the war (https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/15/business/russia-oil-sanctions.html#:~:text=The%20United%20States%20has%20also,the%20European%20Union%20gradually%20tightens.) The only reason oil rose so high was because of fear over the russian invasion.

[Anonymous No.50749028]

>>50746686
at this rate, I will appreciate sleeping 18 hours a day more than continuing to bet on soccer nfts as champ

[Anonymous No.50749815]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wgix35/cleveland_ceo_told_goldman_sachs_analyst_you_are/

KEK!