Boring old boomer advice that is actually correct.

[Anonymous No.50738316]

What kind of boring old boomer advice has survived the test of time?
Work and invest your wages.

[Anonymous No.50738423]

>>50738316
stop being a faggot and get to work; be a man

[Anonymous No.50738461]

don't fuck men unless you're greek

[Anonymous No.50738481]

>>50738316
Wear a condom

[Anonymous No.50738487]

>>50738423
yeah work your ass off for mister shekelstein but stay poor anyway.

[Anonymous No.50738627]

>>50738487
> just invest 0 bro

[Anonymous No.50738724]

>>50738423
Yeah be a man by slaving away your life to the kikes

[Anonymous No.50738802]

>>50738316
wisdom from my boomer dad

>no one went to Vietnam that didn't want to
>liberals live in make believe land
>Mexico is surprisingly pretty wealthy

[Anonymous No.50738824]

>>50738316
"Save your money"
>doesn't mean have zero fun, just make sure to 'pay yourself'
"Work hard"
>nobody got a promotion by being actually lazy, and those that did were likely the result of nepotism or they're just really fucking smart and when they DO work it btfo your entire efforts
"Be respectful"
>means not getting too drunk at parties, cursing in public, looking people in the eye and saying thank you
"Get to bed early, get going early"
>try it for a week
much of it really is a great guideline for living life without regret

[Anonymous No.50738827]

Around blacks never relax

[Anonymous No.50738844]

get the biggest fattest whitest woman you can find and marry her asap

[Anonymous No.50738860]

>>50738316
doesn't matter
weak millenials have brought on the hard times
and the hard times have only just started ;)

[Anonymous No.50738870]

Around blacks don't relax

[Anonymous No.50738871]

>>50738844
her tits span clarksburg to parsons

[Anonymous No.50739099]

>>50738316
>What kind of boring old boomer advice has survived the test of time?

The number one way wealth is to invest continuously in the market in an S&P 500 index fund.

The largest investment accounts are form dead people or people who forgot about their accounts.

https://theconservativeincomeinvestor.com/fidelitys-best-investors-are-dead/

[Anonymous No.50739209]

Pretty much everything my boomer father told me about money was/is batshit retarded, and this contrasts with the irony of him constantly shilling boomer get rich books like Rich Dad Poor Dad and the like to me

>No son, this crypto stuff is all a scam, dont buy it. Do not buy that chain-link thing or whatever it is for 50 cents, you will regret it
>Son, credit cards are evil, never use a credit card, never build credit. debt is horrible evil, never take on debt, no matter what

Thankfully i never listened to him

[Anonymous No.50739283]

>>50738316
It's OK to want to get away from something just be sure where you're going is someplace you want to go to

[Anonymous No.50739285]

>>50739209
things that worked pretty well (every damn shit job that exists) dont work in our timemeline. dont be mad at those fossils.

[Anonymous No.50739334]

>>50739099
>dead before even cashing out
>best investors

[Anonymous No.50739435]

>>50738316
>live below your means
>buy a small house in the nicest neighborhood possible
>don't buy a expensive car until you're well established financially
>pussy is pussy what matters is the woman it's attached to
>if you know you want kids definitely
have them otherwise definitely do NOT
>what you study in school matters way way way more than you're grade and where you go doesn't really matter if you are going to grad school or pursuing a career in academia
Also pic related

[Anonymous No.50739473]

>>50739435
Unless you are going to grad school or pursuing a career in academia

[Anonymous No.50739474]

>>50738316
If you're old, don't look like the wanker in the picture

[Anonymous No.50739484]

>Time in the market beats timing the market
Pretty much the only boomer financial advice worth taking

[Anonymous No.50739500]

>>50738316
Most boomer don't even know what money is or how it works. The real boomer advice is to look to FDR's example. Rob and loot your enemies whule defending your own territory.

[Anonymous No.50739627]

>>50739334
Graveyard hands > diamond hands

[Anonymous No.50739638]

>>50739285
babylon 5 pilot cgi was created on amigas. every commercial and movie credits worldwide used the toaster.

[Anonymous No.50739685]

>>50739638

[Anonymous No.50739776]

>>50738844
Moar?

[Anonymous No.50740237]

>>50739627
>Graveyard hands > diamond hands

Meme-worthy

[Anonymous No.50741312]

women belong in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.50741327]

around black never relax

[Anonymous No.50742944]

>>50738316
My dad was a plumber/electrician/contractor who cheated on my mom with hundreds of wives of cucks that never learned how to fix things on their own.
Learn basic house maintenance (this also includes your home internet) so you don't get cucked by the handyman/the Comcast guy. Conversely, become a handyman/Comcast guy if you want a never ending stream of pussy

[Anonymous No.50743016]

>>50742944
if your wife gets fucked, whenever she hires anyone because you can't do all the jobs in the world, then either she's a whore or you a cuck or both.

[Anonymous No.50743060]

>>50738316
most old advice is good. for example, religion, philosophy, etc. The issue is boomers are an especially stupid group of individuals whose life was all hollywood

[Baggie !!qFagE99MFIv No.50743069]

>>50739209
Retarded debt slave.

[Anonymous No.50743185]

>>50742944
or alternatively don't marry a whore

[Anonymous No.50743275]

>>50739435
This is a woman’s handwriting, disregard.

[Anonymous No.50743363]

>>50742944
I was an electrician apprentice for a few weeks and this is true. The amount of attention starved stay-at-home wives I ran into was surprising and if I didn’t have a moral compass I could have cucked at least a few men

[Anonymous No.50743517]

>>50738316
Do not get into debt.