/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.50738218]

Big hat edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50737181

[Anonymous No.50738234]

I peed and pood all over the floor

[Anonymous No.50738243]

i refuse to participate in this thread until the last thread reaches 305

[Anonymous No.50738245]

green week
green world

[Anonymous No.50738246]

bear bros....

[Anonymous No.50738250]

i am financially recovering

[Anonymous No.50738251]

CCXI triggers some people in this thread

[Anonymous No.50738257]

SIGA going up. My plan to purchase more at a cheaper prices are GONE!!!!!!


YOU LIED TO ME!!

[Anonymous No.50738258]

>op ed
God I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.50738262]

What software does /smg/ use? I'm tired of using broker web pages like a scrub

[Anonymous No.50738268]

>>50738262
TradingView

[Anonymous No.50738269]

All hail the crab overlords

[Anonymous No.50738270]

reported for insider trading. enjoy ur ban.

[Anonymous No.50738273]

>>50738257
its already going back down

[Anonymous No.50738276]

>>50738246
that's bullish for $FCAL

[Anonymous No.50738278]

>>50738246
That's what I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.50738280]

>>50738262
StreetSmartEdge

[Anonymous No.50738283]

Im thinking of buying a Herman Miller Embody chair with my CCXI winnings. Does anyone whos not a poorfag have one and can give me their input? Is it worth 2 grand?

[Anonymous No.50738286]

>>50738262
Web pages are unironically the best choice for retail. Desktop software is slow and prone to bugs, and phone apps are cancer.

[Anonymous No.50738289]

>*FED'S DALY: JOBS SLOWDOWN ''COMPLETELY WORTH IT'' TO TAME PRICES

If you get fired, be happy: you losing your job was ''completely worth'' the outsized fiscal stimulus followed by MBS purchases with inflation at 7% already.

Might as well say:
>*FED'S DALY: AS SOMEONE WHO WON'T LOSE JOB, I AM IN FAVOR OF JOB LOSSES TO TAME PRICES.

[Anonymous No.50738290]

>>50738273
NOOOOO MY GAINS ARE LOSSSSSSSSST

[Anonymous No.50738292]

y

[Anonymous No.50738291]

[Anonymous No.50738304]

>>50738289
well I SAY poop is WORTH IT for pee!!!

[Anonymous No.50738307]

Reminder that Ancient Greece was so bad that when the Romans took the most degenerate city (Corinth), they burned it to the ground.
Wish AMD would go back to $80.

[Anonymous No.50738315]

>>50738289
as long as the elites are close to the money printing granted through reserve currency status they don't give a fuck if 99% of the population starves

[Anonymous No.50738317]

>>50738262
I'd suck the milk out of her tiddies like a milkshake through a straw

[Anonymous No.50738318]

>>50738283
>Herman Miller Embody
Lol you really can't buy class. I bet you think Rolex is an expensive brand too.

[Anonymous No.50738319]

>>50738289
How do we use this for political purposes? How do we profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.50738327]

I shorted PANW again like a fucking retard

I HATE THIS SCAM COMPANY AAAAAA WHY WONT IT DIE

[Anonymous No.50738328]

>GOVX a literal scam is already 20+% again
>SIGA the potential biggest gainer after an announcement struggling below 5%

[Anonymous No.50738335]

>MY PUTS ARE DYING WHY IS IT GOING UP

[Anonymous No.50738336]

t-bills are splking. I guess no fed pivot now?

[Anonymous No.50738338]

>>50738207
I’d tell them to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior
Picked up some BVNRY just to see wat could happen. noway they have the capacity to churn out the vaccine but who knows. maybe they’ll outsource production and get royalties

[Anonymous No.50738339]

>>50738257
>>50738273
doesn't look like it's going down.

I fud Siga all week long to buy more today at 16

thank you all for selling. I'm going to make it.

[Anonymous No.50738347]

>>50738328
purely because of the stock price and retail can buy more shares/options of govx than siga

[Anonymous No.50738349]

Why soxl be like dat

[Anonymous No.50738352]

GIVE ME A RISKY 1DE OPTIONS PLAY FOR TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.50738358]

>>50738339
get a real broker an trade minute candles faggot

[Anonymous No.50738361]

I didn’t buy at 30,000 because it was supposed to be crashing and now it’s almost 33,000. When’s the fucking crash.

[Anonymous No.50738363]

>>50738318
are you really just here to hate on me or what. I have back issues and I want a nice chair. you understand that being a hater is the #1 indicator of a poorfaggot right?

[Anonymous No.50738365]

>>50738336
the real pivot was the frens we made along the way.

[Anonymous No.50738367]

Should I sell TQQQ/SOXL?

I'm up 77% this month, I dont want to greedy, might lock down my $43,000 gain

[Anonymous No.50738369]

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1554936587120775169

AMC earnings call prep lol

[Anonymous No.50738372]

>>50738352
SPY 425c fuckign do it pussy

[Anonymous No.50738377]

>>50738361
The crash was between January - June stupid.

[Anonymous No.50738380]

>>50738361
8/30/22 at 1:10pm
I'm Jerome Powell and this IS insider trading.
You know where I am IRS

[Anonymous No.50738383]

Is SIGA about to Bart?

[Anonymous No.50738386]

>>50738372
Yeah, how about something that has at least a chance of success

[Anonymous No.50738391]

>>50738358
want to know a secret?

1m
5m
15m
1h
4h

It's all the EXACT same thing

[Anonymous No.50738400]

>>50738352
SQQQ 36c

[Anonymous No.50738408]

>>50738391
umm no sweaty a minute isnt the same thing as an hour

[Anonymous No.50738411]

>>50738318
post watch faggot

[Anonymous No.50738410]

>>50738386
You said risky

[Anonymous No.50738414]

>>50738383
I can't take this SIGGA RIDE ANYMORE BROS..

Is gay sex going to be the future or not???

[Anonymous No.50738417]

>>50738363
>"Nice"
>posts an entry level chair
Seriously, don't make me laugh.

https://beverlyhillsmotoring.com/collections/recaro-office-chairs/products/recaro-titan

This is what I use. Don't skimp on comfort, assuming you can afford it.

[Anonymous No.50738422]

>>50738377
The recession is only beginning.

[Anonymous No.50738427]

>>50738352
>>50738352
Long AMD. It looks like there's a lot of ITM calls being sold today

[Anonymous No.50738428]

did you know that farting releases aromatic compounds... i didnt know that

[Anonymous No.50738433]

>>50738363
Having such a black and white mindset like you've shown these past few threads is an even bigger indicator
Were you even here during the meme stock craze
At least that was entertaining because everyone knew it was a luck based shitshow
You are just a massive cunt sucking up energy with every post

[Anonymous No.50738434]

>>50738414
Create your own thesis and stick to it you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.50738435]

>>50738377
>>50738422
Digits check out. Idk who is jewing who anymore

[Anonymous No.50738437]

CORN

[Anonymous No.50738440]

>>50738327
What do you have against it? They're pretty damn good.

[Anonymous No.50738443]

all im saying is why dont we all go fart on wall street to make stocks go down is all im saying you get me

[Anonymous No.50738447]

>>50738417
>spending 10 grand on a chair
lol what the fuck, even if you arent larping you have got to be out of your mind to even consider that lmao.
>>50738433
>black and white mindset
you mean like 'its just a coinflip bro' dont make me laugh nigger

[Anonymous No.50738448]

>Current mood: all my longs might be shorts.

[Anonymous No.50738453]

>>50738443
Seek help

[Anonymous No.50738457]

Is SIGA being $50 by EOY realistic or copium?

[Anonymous No.50738460]

>>50738435
For me, I'm waiting until October for the shmitah to end

[Anonymous No.50738462]

>>50738434
Plz plz no moar of this i can't take it anymoree...

[Anonymous No.50738464]

You thought we were going down?
Silly Bobo.

[Anonymous No.50738465]

Why are semiconductors going up? Enough. Stop going up. Die already.

[Anonymous No.50738470]

>>50738443
This is essentially what Tiger Global does

[Anonymous No.50738473]

>>50738417
>$9,374.00

[Anonymous No.50738475]

Retard strength

[Anonymous No.50738474]

First for pussy gel earnings!

[Anonymous No.50738483]

>>50738447
I'll admit that guy is a massive faggot for saying that but what does that make you? A colossal cum guzzling faggot, if you didn't figure it out by now.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50738488]

>>50738414
You're trying to profit off of gay sex. You're literally the greasiest, slimiest, double jewish nigger ITT. You could be making money investing in things that will promote traditional family values, but no, you decided to invest in degeneracy. I hope you lose everything.

[Anonymous No.50738489]

>>50738447
I wrote it off as a business expense, it's really that easy.

[Anonymous No.50738491]

>>50738465
How on earth could that cause damage

[Anonymous No.50738496]

Price action is caa caa pee pee

[Anonymous No.50738499]

>>50738473
its a complete larp
>>50738483
>t. 4 diggies
>>50738489
well good for you, I hope you don't mind a little note to the IRS to match your SEC note

[Anonymous No.50738501]

After the crab,comes who?

[Anonymous No.50738503]

>>50738465
Semiconductors are hella useful bro, why would they ever go down?

[Anonymous No.50738504]

Is there a consensus on the unemployment numbers tomorrow? Do they even matter?

[Anonymous No.50738506]

>>50738417
>The RECARO Titan is an office chair specifically built for large-framed individuals.
non obese people don't need to drop $10k on a fucking chair to feel comfortable

[Anonymous No.50738514]

Where's that dumb nigger faggot that said siga would be 15$ today? You retarded gorilla nigger.

[Anonymous No.50738515]

>>50738246
That explains the weak volume. I suppose if you're a large fund you sit back until retail runs out of steam before dumping on them. This is more profitable than attempting to fight the pump.

[Anonymous No.50738516]

>>50738503
>Semiconductors are hella useful
Oh yeah, what's your favorite semiconductor if you're such a fan?

[Anonymous No.50738524]

>>50738504
>high unemployment
bullish, anti-inflation
>low unemployment
bullish, people are back to work

Don't fight the fed

[Anonymous No.50738529]

Two boob formation forming on the 5 minute chart on QQQ. Get ready.

[Anonymous No.50738530]

>>50738465
because contrary to the ive league cuck wall st analysts, earnings are still great for the majority outside of dogshit like INTC

[Anonymous No.50738531]

>>50738499
Go ahead, they won't catch anything that my auditors haven't seen already.
>>50738506
I'm not obese, it has a taller back than most chairs.

[Anonymous No.50738533]

>>50738488
>Quasar !gxDlijfZVk (ID: Y7c03p+H) 08/04/22(Thu)11:00:02 No.50738488▶

OMG !!! I just wanted to make a little money so i can take my little dog on a nice vacation. HE WAS THE GOODEST BOY. and now SMG is being mean to me and call me a horrible person... I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHHhhh why god why ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.50738537]

>>50738488
The whole point of investing is to use your money to make more money so that you have financial stability and independence.
Buying shares of a company does not give money to the company. You are buying them from a broker who has already purchased the shares from the company and it's values. All you are doing is speculating on the future value of those shares.

He is not "profiting off of gay sex". He is acquiring assets that he believes has future value due to socio-political events beyond his control. What he CAN do is choose to put that money into his community and support others who has his worldview.

[Anonymous No.50738538]

>>50738499
I'm the 3 diggie type of guy sucking off the disability teat and fucking your girl when I'm off my meds

[Anonymous No.50738540]

>>50738491
Possibly damage to the lens cover from the adhesive, or just general gumminess. Or maybe some "thrifty" manufacturers actually leave the camera lens exposed.

[Anonymous No.50738550]

Bavarian Nordic Thunder gods are on a steady climb to Valhalla

[Anonymous No.50738553]

>>50738540
To be fair, if you buy an Apple product you obviously don't care about security or being spied on

[Anonymous No.50738555]

>>50738516
uhh my favorite is coffee lake silicon

[Anonymous No.50738568]

Panda Express is easily the most underrated food chain place in the country. How do I go long on me getting a gargantuan meal for 9 bucks that has like almost 2k calories

[Anonymous No.50738573]

>>50738553
by golly, in that case I better go for the manufacturer who literally only makes money on selling private information

[Anonymous No.50738578]

>>50738553
Bitch, every smartphone is backdoored.

[Anonymous No.50738586]

>>50738331
Shit we don't live that far from each other. I live in lenawee county. We live so close to each other we could practically dock each other's penises without leaving the house.

[Anonymous No.50738592]

>>50738568
Which flavor of dog did you get?

[Anonymous No.50738601]

>>50738516
Hard call, but of the ones I understand I'd have to go with LEDs cause lights are cool or BJTs because I like fuzz.

[Anonymous No.50738605]

>>50738568
You know what chinese call american chinese food? White monkey dog food....

[Anonymous No.50738606]

>>50738586
>oakland
oakland is in california you fucking wannabe niggers. literally wannabe niggers, only niggers want to claim oakland.

[Anonymous No.50738613]

>>50738555
to black sounding for me

[Anonymous No.50738618]

>>50738601
Based light enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.50738620]

>>50738613
>ice lake enjoyer

[Anonymous No.50738622]

Watch next weeks CPI come in below expectations and the market dumps because inflation has peaked

[Anonymous No.50738626]

>>50738553
m8 there are backdoors in every piece of hardware.
>INTC CPU backdoor
>MU DRAM/SSD backdoor
all American semiconductor companies get fat government contracts to put these backdoors in.
There's a reason you need a secret clearance to work on certain projects or with certain teams at these companies

[Anonymous No.50738631]

>>50738568
Do amerifats really eat this

[Anonymous No.50738634]

>>50738605
No they don't. I have Chinese friends who said they would be interested in trying panda

[Anonymous No.50738637]

I'm amazed how long this CCXI larp has gone on for. Honestly impressive.

[Anonymous No.50738639]

>>50738568
>eating goyslop
Ngmi. Learn to make authentic delicious cuisine yourself.

[Anonymous No.50738643]

Can't tell if we're going up or down this afternoon but it's looking like down for close. I'm betting on a green Friday however.

[Anonymous No.50738647]

I need all of you to go have buttsex and get monkeyposs. I just acquired several bags of SIGA

[Anonymous No.50738654]

>>50738634
do they realize its not actual panda meat

[Anonymous No.50738656]

>>50738531
>specifically built for large-framed individuals
>I'm not obese, it has a taller back than most chairs.
>im not fat, im just big boned

[Anonymous No.50738657]

>>50738246
bullish, just wait for hedgefunds and large institutions to fomo in after

[Anonymous No.50738659]

>>50738568
Now that's goyslop
I have standards m8

[Anonymous No.50738660]

>>50738631
No this is chinese food . authentic
>>50738639
Yeah indians have avocado with their chicken tikka

[Anonymous No.50738661]

>>50738606

[Anonymous No.50738670]

>>50738516
Oh and also S9018s because they make nice simple drone oscillators.

[Anonymous No.50738674]

>>50738626
>>50738578
I know, but Apple is particularly egregious about it.
But then so is Microsoft and Google. Samsung as well, but I don't hear as many people talk about it (but then it's Android based, so...)

[Anonymous No.50738678]

>>50738654
Thats racist...

[Anonymous No.50738679]

>>50738437
HOGS'll catch up and getcha

[Anonymous No.50738682]

>>50738606
retard

[Anonymous No.50738690]

>>50738622
You tell me nigga. When July 13th CPI was released at 9.1% the market rallied. When June 10th CPI was released at 8.6% the market dumped.

[Anonymous No.50738694]

ONLY ONE THING MATTERS

UP OR DOWN TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.50738696]

>>50738457
EZ

[Anonymous No.50738699]

>>50738654
kek

[Anonymous No.50738702]

Mommy I poo poo my diapur. Clean da baby momma

[Anonymous No.50738709]

>>50738605
https://youtu.be/Fo59LlkTDe4

No one cares what a millennial slant thinks about Panda Express. If you were born 70 years ago you would think it was food for gods.

[Anonymous No.50738713]

>SIGA vs $19.00

[Anonymous No.50738717]

>>50738694
>friday
We know where it is going

[Anonymous No.50738721]

>>50738690
bigger number is better right

[Anonymous No.50738723]

>>50738694
Who is this fake ass niggas bear. gtfo

[Anonymous No.50738725]

Is this enough to make it or should I just stop being a pussy and buy calls

[Anonymous No.50738732]

>>50738713
she's perfect

[Anonymous No.50738736]

Why hasn't crypto joined the rally this week with retail purchases of BTC at the highest *in history* and the NASDAQ blasting off, meme stocks pumping, the Fed pivot etc.

[Anonymous No.50738740]

>>50738690
I'd dump my CPI on her if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.50738748]

>>50738661
>>50738682
I said what I said

[Anonymous No.50738747]

>>50738736
Everyone realized crypto was a scam.

[Anonymous No.50738749]

>>50738725
if you buy calls now it's because you're betting on strong earnings. do you think siga will pump after earnings?

[Anonymous No.50738751]

>>50738725
It would be hilarious if siga announced an offering today

[Anonymous No.50738752]

This is the power of the CRAB

[Anonymous No.50738757]

I should have bought more SIGA but I spent most of my paycheck on gacha anime women last night. Barely have enough left for the happy ending massage and snacks at the store. When I get home, I hope to see some serious AH pumping.

[Anonymous No.50738758]

Holy shit, Amd selling pressure reaching faggot levels

[Anonymous No.50738767]

>>50738749
I had no idea earnings was today until you told me. Think I’ll buy September calls

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50738768]

>>50738736
Why would the fed pivot? We aren't even close to neutral.

[Anonymous No.50738769]

>>50738757
>gacha
Son, get it together.

[Anonymous No.50738771]

>>50738747
So? When has that ever stopped it before

[Anonymous No.50738783]

>>50738757
i would rather spend my money on real gacha
them little fellers are fun, just pop your 100 yen coin in and wheeeeee

[Anonymous No.50738789]

>>50738736
No one is going to jump into crypto until stocks are played out and stocks have a loooooong way to go before anybody considers them played out.

Crypto is still very new with little utility In the minds of the plebs.

[Anonymous No.50738790]

>>50738751
No no it would not be hilarious.
It would be hilarious if you got monkey poop and couldn't get the miracle drug TPOXXX to save your penis because it's infected like a dr. octopus.

[Anonymous No.50738792]

should I do it bros

[Anonymous No.50738795]

>>50738725
Do a call spread. I bought fifty March 25/30C bull call spreads for $3.5k. If SIGA closes above 30 in March 2023, I make $25k - $3.5k = $21.5k and max possible loss is the $3.5k.
That's a 6x.
For you to make 6x SIGA would need to be $100 a share
Buy some of these on the next red day if you want, dont buy on a green day.

[Anonymous No.50738800]

>>50738792
blue is gay like you

[Anonymous No.50738801]

Fuck Michigan and fuck rocker

[Anonymous No.50738803]

thoughts on buying up more oil stocks?

[Anonymous No.50738807]

>>50738757
It's ok anon. Genshin waifus are worth every penny.

[Anonymous No.50738815]

>>50738751
Dude, shut up right now, I beg you.

[Anonymous No.50738819]

>>50738792
No. Hell no. Fuck no, man.

[Anonymous No.50738821]

Look at the option flow on SIGA

[Anonymous No.50738822]

>>50738768
The market is down too much. The Fed's job is to keep the market going up. Inflation is due to supply constraints and the Fed has done enough to mitigate it without causing a crash - they need to pivot to supporting markets again. That's why they said they were data dependent last FOMC.

>>50738789
The bottom on stocks is in.

[Anonymous No.50738823]

>>50738792
Does your bf approve of this purchase?

[Anonymous No.50738825]

>my COIN puts would be up 15% right now
never listening to /smg/ again..

[Anonymous No.50738828]

>>50738803
No. Just no. Stop. It's over. it's dead.

[Anonymous No.50738830]

CPI print will be in double digits.

[Anonymous No.50738831]

>>50738792
Enjoy your autopilot crashing into a truck and/or being bbq'd because of a battery fire

[Anonymous No.50738833]

>>50738800
thanks. this is my daily driver right now what do you think

[Anonymous No.50738836]

>>50738792
>he has to wait for his cuck car to charge

[Anonymous No.50738841]

>>50738795
The green today can be the red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50738848]

>>50738792
No. With that money you can get some good quality ice car. Tesla interiors are shit

[Anonymous No.50738850]

>>50738830
Peak inflation was in months ago. Core PCE has been trending down. it was always "transitory" (non-monetary). CPI will be under 8 this month

[Anonymous No.50738855]

>>50738825
If I removed that ribbon, would she die?

[Anonymous No.50738857]

>>50738825
>listening to /smg/

[Anonymous No.50738858]

>>50738833
If you told me this was a Hot Wheels, I wouldn't question it.

[Anonymous No.50738862]

>>50738803
Load up before October

[Anonymous No.50738865]

>>50738795
>>50738841
The green today also makes calls more expensive. Wait for the IV to cool off a bit.

[Anonymous No.50738867]

>>50738836
>wake up in the morning to full tank
wait?
>>50738831
I dont use autopilot why would you. I enjoy driving
>>50738848
I have one already its pretty fine with me. I have solar already why would I pay for cuck gas

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50738868]

>>50738822
>The Fed's job is to keep the market going up.
The Fed's job is maximum employment and to keep inflation at 2%.... They're not responsible for what happens on the market, as they have no control over the markets. Just inflation and employment.

[Anonymous No.50738872]

>>50738825
Don't rachelpost in /smg/

[Anonymous No.50738876]

>>50738833
That truck driver next to you has no clue how much your car is and probably thinks your a faggot driving a mom car

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50738882]

>>50738855
That ribbon just displays to everyone she sucks cocks.

[Anonymous No.50738881]

>>50738862
Why October? heating for europe?

[Anonymous No.50738884]

>China announcing their next navy exercise entails surrounding Taiwan
>TSMC's stock goes up

[Anonymous No.50738885]

>>50738867
The quality is shit compared to ice cars you can get on the $140k range. Whether it's fine with you , that's a different thing. Why buy an overpriced ev when you could get an r8?

[Anonymous No.50738887]

>>50738855
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.50738888]

This time is different

[Anonymous No.50738895]

>>50738882
I know. What's gookfu's choker say?

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50738900]

>>50738888
witnessed

[Anonymous No.50738902]

>>50738868
No it's to keep the market going up. Look at 2018, for example, the economy was fine but the Fed pivoted because the market was down 20%. The dual mandate is bullshit.

>They're not responsible for what happens on the market, as they have no control over the markets.
The Fed IS the market, the market is strongly correlated with the amount of liquidity pumped in by the Fed.

[Anonymous No.50738908]

>>50738767
cheers m8. I don't have the tolerance to jump into options with the current volatility but maybe we see a gigapump tonight

[Anonymous No.50738910]

>>50738888
wow nice script bud
you're a real haxx0r

[Anonymous No.50738911]

>>50738876
I get plenty of people who love it. and im in texas. but there are plenty of redneck honky steortypical morons who hate on it as you can see in this thread
>>50738885
I mean to me its more economical to buy 8c a kwh than 4$ a gallon. I dont drive enough to require instantaneous fillups, and if the drive is too far I just fly cause im not poor.

[Anonymous No.50738915]

>>50738262
ThinkorSwim

[Anonymous No.50738918]

>>50738882
she appears to be a woman
the cock suckin was already implied
she's not even a black belt at it tho

[Sage No.50738921]

>>50738821
They seem expensive to me

[Anonymous No.50738925]

>>50738833
Oh shit the guy sperging about CCXI is the guacamole cup guy?

[Anonymous No.50738928]

>>50738855
>>50738857
>>50738872
i hate you retards

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50738932]

>>50738895
She doesn't have one. She only sucks The Quasar's cock, so she only sucks a cock, not multiple cocks.

[Anonymous No.50738936]

>>50738925
yeaaaaaaa bro. also SF fight anon.

[Anonymous No.50738946]

>>50738881
SPR release ends then

[Anonymous No.50738947]

>>50738855
>>50738887
based

[Anonymous No.50738951]

>>50738888

[Anonymous No.50738958]

>>50738488
>You're trying to profit off of gay sex
there is nothing more satisfying than profiting off of the suffering of faggots

[Anonymous No.50738960]

>>50738888
Checked and better be right pilled

[Anonymous No.50738966]

>>50738958
or as I put it:
>theres nothing more american than profiting off homophobia

[Anonymous No.50738972]

>>50738888
check'd

[Anonymous No.50738979]

Fuckkk I'm kicking myself for selling labu last week. I need to learn more at reading sectors or something

[Anonymous No.50738981]

>>50738936
>SF fight
I missed that episode. Did you get in a fight in the Tenderloin or what?

[Anonymous No.50738987]

GUYS BIDEN GONNA DECLARE MONKEY PEE AND MONKEY POO A PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY....!!!!! RUMOR IS BEFORE THE END OF TODAY!!!

I AM NOT SURE IF i'm READY !!! MY SIGA bags are not full yet. AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50739000]

>>50738972
Seems a high pressure front is moving through my shorts.

[Anonymous No.50739005]

>>50738911
Yea I didn't say it's more economical, i said you could buy a car that the quality of the interior is reflected on the price. Also thanks for confirming that tesla owners are smug cunts

[Anonymous No.50739017]

>>50738981
No he sucked off a homeless faggot and got monkypux

[Anonymous No.50739018]

What do you guys think happened to all the oilbarons? Taking an oilbath for a couple of years and then unexpectadly coming back up when oil once again goes 100+? "Oil supercycle" my ass

[Anonymous No.50739021]

>just walk out shopping

[Anonymous No.50739022]

I'm gonna start investing, in either small businesses or the stock market

What I'm looking for is something that I can live on month to month, not a crazy amount, like 1000 a month, should I look at dividend stocks? I've heard you shouldn't invest in them unless you can beat the market, but if it's a stable business, there's no reason no to right?

[Anonymous No.50739033]

>>50739000
>"She's... Ready."

[Anonymous No.50739035]

>>50739018
they got transitioned to oil princesses the hard way

[Anonymous No.50739037]

>>50738514
>Where's that dumb nigger faggot that said siga would be 15$ today?

AFTER EARNINGS

also see >>50738339

[Anonymous No.50739040]

So Bullish. major bullish for Gay sex, Gay Pride and Gay Stocks.

[Anonymous No.50739050]

I was also shilling GOVX here for you retards. hope you listened
>>50739005
I dont really spend enough time in a car to care about the interior that much. I want fast cool and doesnt cost me a ton to use. ive been an oilnigger for 2 years and gas is only going up. I can drive like a bat out of hell in my tesla and it would cost me 50 bucks per similar drive in a comparable performance ICE.
>>50738981
let me try to find the video...
https://youtu.be/Yzdh1n41FPU

[Anonymous No.50739051]

>get up to go to commute to work
>realize in I forgot to charge my car in the middle of the free way
>get destroyed by the truck tailgating me
Feels good to be rich.

[Anonymous No.50739052]

>>50739021
I would unironically love to just be able to fill my cart and walk out and everything automatically gets paid for.

[Anonymous No.50739057]

>>50738921
I want the August 30C's to reach 1.0 so I can sell 5 more against my Dec 30C's
Don't believe my cost basis IBKR is retarded and constantly gets it wrong, actual cost basis on these Dec 30's is 3.05.

[Anonymous No.50739058]

>>50739021
Strange innit?

[Anonymous No.50739062]

>>50738888
Blackswans are bullish

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50739064]

>>50738833
electric cars are for libtards, you're not a libtard are you?

[Anonymous No.50739066]

>>50739050
No you didn't lmao

[Anonymous No.50739070]

>>50739050
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.50739077]

AMD really was the golden bull all along, nvda has an average penis and intc and mu got one of those chinkpoo tiny donger

[Anonymous No.50739082]

>>50739066
didnt want? shill govx? yes I fucking did asshat.

[Anonymous No.50739085]

>>50738457
I'm aiming for 100. We're literally betting on an illness that's expanding exponentially

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50739086]

>>50739058
2-1-3-4

[Anonymous No.50739087]

>>50739050
Wait what was the point of that video?

[Anonymous No.50739088]

Looking at option flow. Seems a firm did a bear put spread like picrel for TTWO's ER on Monday night. I think the price will fall and they'll sell the contracts during AH, before Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.50739091]

>>50739052
Um sweaty, using coupons are the best part at the register procession

[Anonymous No.50739101]

Should I hold through earnings?

[Anonymous No.50739103]

>>50739058
those are all men

[Anonymous No.50739109]

>>50739050
LMAO what a pussy

[Anonymous No.50739111]

>>50739101
yes goy

[Anonymous No.50739112]

>>50738822
> The bottom on stocks is in.

If it wasn’t clear in what I wrote, this is what I meant. There is a lot more *real* upside to stocks currently than crypto. We will see at or new ATHs by EOY 2023.

[Anonymous No.50739116]

>>50739086
Obviously

[Anonymous No.50739119]

>>50739087
just some faggots who wanted to try to jump me. I shared it here a while back and people generally enjoyed it so they refer to it as sf fight anon.

[Anonymous No.50739120]

There really is a new paradime

[Anonymous No.50739121]

Stocks churn as investors look ahead to Friday jobs report

[Anonymous No.50739123]

I don't respect women can I get a stock for this sentiment.

[Anonymous No.50739125]

>>50739101
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to take profit.

[Anonymous No.50739127]

>>50739033
Digits check out

[Anonymous No.50739129]

>>50739101
>dat avg cost
yeah you better latefag

[Anonymous No.50739132]

>>50738972
>>50739000

[Anonymous No.50739131]

>>50739101
Lmao no u fucking retard. Its all priced in, get ready for the rug

[Anonymous No.50739135]

test

[Anonymous No.50739139]

so we just gonna go 0.01% today like that real enemy crab.

I've been investing in a global index since last August and yesterday I finally surpassed the amount of money I put in. Hopefully those low buys will work hard for me in the future when we get our next +40 year

[Anonymous No.50739141]

SOXL EOM predictions?

[Anonymous No.50739142]

>>50739112
S&P 5000 by EoY '22, IMO

[Anonymous No.50739144]

>>50739101
unironcally, yes. it's all bullish for SIGA right now. check out related stocks like APDN and GOVX. once earnings come through it'll pump to 25+

[Anonymous No.50739145]

>>50739101
Kek are you seriously going to sell for a 5% profit? Ignore the bears, we mooning after earnings.

[Anonymous No.50739147]

>>50739119
You posted yourself on 4chan? My dude...

[Anonymous No.50739148]

OK WE'RE CLEARLY AT A TOP NOW
TAKE YOUR PROFITS AND FUCK OFF YOU CUNTFAGGING ASSHOLES

[Anonymous No.50739150]

>>50739101
If you do hold through earnings, sell some August calls against your shares for a covered call.
You're looking at a free $1k+ in premium.

[Anonymous No.50739155]

>>50739147
ooo noooo

[Anonymous No.50739159]

>>50739141
0

[Anonymous No.50739163]

>>50739050
real one detected.

[Anonymous No.50739166]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.50739165]

BVNRY is doing a lil something

[Anonymous No.50739171]

>>50739155
kek some autist found what atm i used and tried to scare me

[Anonymous No.50739174]

>>50739147
t.
someone who probably posts a new picture of himself on facebook everyday

[Anonymous No.50739177]

SIGA sisters...

[Anonymous No.50739178]

>>50739022
pls respond

I'm not seeing any stocks that are big enough to get any kind of actual income from dividends, looks like a bad idea

[Anonymous No.50739179]

>>50739148
crabbing signal

[Anonymous No.50739181]

>>50739166
didn't she lose like 600 million on that?

[Anonymous No.50739182]

>>50739171
I got big guns, dobermans, and lots of cameras so good fuckin luck

[Anonymous No.50739183]

>>50739166
fucking kek, I actually am considering a crypto farm

[Anonymous No.50739185]

>>50739177

[Anonymous No.50739188]

>>50739174
I don't use Facebook or its derivatives.

[Anonymous No.50739190]

>>50738936
>SF fight

what is that

[Anonymous No.50739191]

>>50739182
>Send a single white woman to disable your security

[Anonymous No.50739193]

GOVX is such a scam... And I am pissed i missed out on the pump..

That's what I get for being a diligent, smart and educated inventor of SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50739199]

>>50739166
kek

AMTD is looking like it still has legs to run up to ~5-7 (5 is my P/T) getting a bag at 4.20

[Anonymous No.50739201]

>>50739177
>Chad

[Anonymous No.50739203]

>>50739166
I bet all of big money absolutely loves to fuck over her investments

[Anonymous No.50739204]

>>50739101
>Average cost 18.49

[Anonymous No.50739206]

when are we gonna start bussin

[Anonymous No.50739208]

>>50739191
>millions of what if scenarios
>>50739190
I posted the vid here

[Anonymous No.50739215]

>>50739177
Nothing can stop the power of GAY SEX

[Anonymous No.50739216]

>>50739178
What do you think a publicly traded company is just casually passing all of its profits out to shareholders?

How the fuck would they expand and grow?

[Anonymous No.50739230]

>>50739177

[Anonymous No.50739232]

>>50739171
No one here would do anything to you. Even the crazy guy who talks about the shmitah. Turns out we all just want to make it and like to have fun here.

[Anonymous No.50739233]

>>50739177
Fucking kek imagine writing this unironically

[Anonymous No.50739234]

UP OR DOWN TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.50739239]

>>50739141
26 easily

[Anonymous No.50739241]

>>50739208
She'll stop the dogs. I just know.

[Anonymous No.50739246]

>>50739177
I agree. Maybe stop them after i sell SIGA at 94 usd though

[Anonymous No.50739262]

AAPL is still red. it looks like the bear market rally is officially over. pic releated me in the back

[Anonymous No.50739267]

>>50739203
Who is this coom cleaner?

[Anonymous No.50739268]

YOU GOT YESTERDAY AS A MIRACULOUS GIFT
YOU GOT GREEDY TRYING TO SQUEEZE ANOTHER
IT'S THE TOP
IT'S TIME TO SELL

[Anonymous No.50739270]

>>50739241
so youre telling me that a 4chan autist who has the skills to find where I live is going to somehow manage to find an attractive single female, associate with her, and convince her to go into a fairly dangerous scenario on his behalf?
hmmm

[Anonymous No.50739276]

>>50739101
>>50739204
You went in deep a little late, but you're up.
I sold because I think there will be an earnings shakeout. I will get back in tomorrow if red...or I miss the rocket. Best of luck gaysex profiteer!

[Anonymous No.50739294]

>>50739270
Oh no, she doesn't have to be attractive. Just has to be a white woman. Your dogs will be busy with her.

[Anonymous No.50739298]

>>50739177
Life really has turned into an Adam Friedland show bit.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50739308]

>>50739262
g_d damn, that's one of those milf things isn't it??

[Anonymous No.50739311]

New
>>50739301
>>50739301
>>50739301

[Anonymous No.50739313]

>>50739270
>autistic retard doesn't get the joke
Oh sweaty

[Anonymous No.50739316]

>>50738488
god bless your and the other fags' souls nigger

[Anonymous No.50739321]

>>50739216

Looks like I might have to invest in a local business

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50739333]

>>50739267
that's our vice president karmella harris

[Anonymous No.50739372]

>>50739333
Goddamn it Baggie I know your Jewish porn producer cousins have probably employed her so give me the sauce.

[Quasar !gxDlijfZVk No.50739481]

>>50739372
https://www.xvideos.com/video51905631/kailani_kai_cleans_way_more_than_the_floor_she_sucks_and_rides_like_a_horny_milf

[Anonymous No.50739493]

>>50739021
why are commercials so often a black man with a white women?

Never an Asian man with a white woman. Never a pajeet with a white woman. always niggers

[Anonymous No.50741025]

>>50738278
Where is your talk anon? I am interested in your analysis