/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50730346]

Lotterychads, red alert: MORATORIUM ON BUYING POWERBALL AND MEGAMILLIONS TICKETS STARTS TODAY.

Both prizes were won in the last week, so our promise of a massive windfall has been put on hold. Save up your hard-earned bucks for another month or two until the lottery has replenished its coffers.

This is not a drill. If you hit the jackpot and spend all your meme magic now, then you'll get a scant $36 million and $20 million before taxes. NO BUYING TICKETS.

[nigger No.50730599]

>>50730346
didn't read

[Anonymous No.50731306]

>>50730346
There's no such thing as a lottery chad.
the game is intensily rigged against you.

[Anonymous No.50731358]

>>50731306
It's fucking hilarious that you say this, yet I bet you trade in stocks and/or crypto and don't even see that they're just as rigged.

[Anonymous No.50733189]

>>50731306
>the game is intensily rigged against you.
>random ball drops
>win if you have the right balls
it's just luck, there are actual malicious actors in the markets

[Anonymous No.50733209]

>>50733189
>>50731306
>Luck
I do TA on scratch tickets and win consistently, you guys are brainlets.

[Anonymous No.50734011]

>>50733209
the fuck is ta

[Anonymous No.50736508]

>>50731306
>There's no such thing as a lottery chad.
Keep telling yourself that

[Anonymous No.50736558]

>>50736508
based lottery chad. I will put my money on DFS bets this month

[Anonymous No.50736594]

>>50730346
I spend $50/year on the lottery. That’s it.

[Anonymous No.50736659]

>>50731358
>buy ticketcoin
>you lose
>it goes to zero permanently
vs
>buy shitcoin
>you lose
>it dumps, you cry and forget about it
>4 years later, it pumps 10000%
>>50733189
you don't think there are malicious actors responsible for the draw? it's not even done in a publicly auditable way