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A massage costs $80 dollars for an hour. The massage lady is probably only getting paid minimum wage ($15/hour). Why is it so expensive?

>> No.50728133

>>50728014
general liability
imagine the fuckheads that go in there and could just flip the fuck out and destroy the place unimpeded from shear sexual frustration

>> No.50728146

How do I know which massage parlor can suck me off for extra $?

>> No.50728235

>>50728146
Go there, get a massage, and ask

>> No.50728258

>>50728146
Find an Asian one that's above a shop.

>> No.50728277

i feel sorry for americucks. they are missing out on p4p and thier only choice is vegas for used up shitty service 600/hr 6/10 women or run down massage parlors. when i sell next bull run im moving the fuck outta here

>> No.50728475

>>50728014
Asking stupid questions like that shows you have never ran a business or even spent more than 20seconds thinking about what it takes to run a business. I'll spell it out for you...

>Overheads
>Rent: $1500/wk
>Electricity: $125/wk
>Advertising: $100/wk
>Admin: 4/hrs/wk = $60/wk
TOTAL overheads/wk = $1785/wk

>Prep: $3.75
>Massage oil: $5/person
>Massage: $15
TOTAL cost/massage: $23.75

Charging $80/hr
Profit $56.25/massage

Massage's to break even = 1785/56.25 = 32

They need 32 massages a week just to break even. If it was 1 person working a 38hr week they would make $337.5 profit a week (above their wage).

>> No.50728498

>>50728146
Blacked out windows with bars over them, neon signs, and chinglish names (happy joy spa, serene pacific massage, etc)

>> No.50728729

>>50728146
>stock photos in windows
>generic name
>asian
when you pay at the counter, use cash, they will notice that you have more for TIP
>is this your first time here?
no
>ok get ready
be buttass naked face down when they come in.

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50728982

>>50728014
I have a similar question about the cost of ambulance transport and EMT pay.

>> No.50729012

>Why is it so expensive?

The same reason you have to show a paystub to prove you make enough money to move into a place.
The rent on a storefront is absurd depending on the city/state.

>> No.50729033

>>50728014
>$80 an hour
thats just the door fee buddy, that just rents you the room and gets you inside. $80 an hour would be a bargain, you won't know what the real price is until you're inside because they don't advertise the real price.

>> No.50729043

the real price is whatever she thinks she can extort you for based on how much money she thinks you're willing to pay. could be another hundred, could be several hundred. and thats just for a handjob. and thats on top of the $80 you paid to get in

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50729137

>>50728014
>your money isn't forfeit as long as you invest in vinu
why would i need to cry about massages when i can just, you know, pay it
with my money

>> No.50729267

>>50728475
1500/wk rent?

what?

>> No.50729280

>>50728014
it's open past 8pm

>> No.50729299

>>50728475
This guy gets it, commies are so fucking dumb. It's why they starve.

>> No.50730707

>>50728475
>Profit $56.25/massage
Tax free huh?