/smg / - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.50727698]

Small Cap Value Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50725159

[Anonymous No.50727715]

Bavarian Nordic Chads report in

[Anonymous No.50727728]

>SIGA expected to announce offering of 6.5m shares tomorrow

Lmao

[Anonymous No.50727729]

NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
BABY MAKE STINKY POOPY

[Anonymous No.50727731]

Bears claim the market is manipulated yet they keep pouring more money into it. Their low IQ is baffling.

[Anonymous No.50727733]

Oil Bros... We Are Just Cooling Off For The Next Rally

[Anonymous No.50727745]

xth for another amusing night

[Anonymous No.50727749]

Name ONE rational reason why we should keep pumping tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.50727751]

Bearchad reporting for bear market

[Anonymous No.50727752]

>>50727728
Sounds like fud, they are flush with cash and debt free.

[Anonymous No.50727753]

uranium

[Anonymous No.50727756]

>>50727749
I went poop and didn't wipe and now baby is itchy

[Anonymous No.50727763]

>>50727728
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.50727765]

>>50727724
Ok, I feel you. In that case then yes I'd recommend you invest more time into networking. I'm assuming AWS has you learn some networking, a CCNA would most likely teach you the rest and does carry good weight for early career jobs.

[Anonymous No.50727772]

>>50727733
The supply problems with oil haven't changed. People are trading it off headlines. Crude was over $100 last week ffs lmfao.

[Anonymous No.50727783]

>>50727756
So the bull run continues, Bobo btfo

[Anonymous No.50727789]

>that hit piece on SIGA by the fda that just dropped a few hours ago


HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS ARE SO FUCKED TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.50727795]

W-what happened to SIGA?

[Anonymous No.50727796]

Buy weekly puts.

[Anonymous No.50727797]

>>50727789
Europe has already ordered it chud. Sorry your short position is fucked. Earnings are going to destroy you.

[Anonymous No.50727807]

Reminder that unless you make a burry-tier trade during the coming collapse (you won't) and aren't already rich with good defensive investments/wealth allocation(you are not) then you will lose all of your gains no matter what you do and will also be left destitute once your home becomes worthless or your rent skyrockets and you lose your job.

[Anonymous No.50727814]

>>50727807
bobos really losing it tonight huh boys

[Anonymous No.50727815]

>>50727765
already completed a bootcamp on networking+ and ccna. Could probably study for a month or so to pass one of them. heard that if you know ccna well enough you'll be able to easily pass networking+ exam. But I've also heard they're not too useful for aws stuff. Thinking of just learning more about Kubernetes and Kafka. and maybe learning some python.

[Anonymous No.50727816]

>>50727807
Sounds like a dream.

[Anonymous No.50727829]

>approved for margin
>approved for naked puts

Does this mean I can literally just start with a $0 balance, sell some naked puts and build the account from here with no deposits whatsoever? Surely there must be a limit to this?

[Anonymous No.50727840]

>>50727829
No one tell him.

[Anonymous No.50727852]

>>50727829
yes exactly

[Anonymous No.50727859]

>>50727698
Make a wine glass stick. Like a camera stick to take a selfie, but it’s a stick to hole wine, champagne, or sparkling wine so your hands don’t warm it up (but in reality, it’s to make you look like a compete douche).

[Anonymous No.50727872]

I love betting against America so much. TQQQ you are so based.

[Anonymous No.50727888]

Not even trying to fud but check the Elliott wave forecast on SIGA it’s going to $13 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.50727901]

>>50727829
Read your broker's margin handbook nigger. There's a minimum around 2500 to be able to use the margin, then there's this crazy thing called margin requirement when you open a position as defined in the margin handbook using their formulas.
You're going to get BTFO trying to selling otm naked puts if you overleverage without properly hedging.

[Anonymous No.50727902]

>>50727807
>burry-tier trade
I have SQQQ calls
>defensive investments
7 figure diversified portfolio of stocks bonds and real estate
>home becomes worthless
live with parents, they own the house
>lose job
I dont have a job

[Anonymous No.50727904]

>>50727815
I wouldn't waste time with Network+ if you can pass CCNA. And I only recommend the networking path because cyber and cloud both build off of it. As far as the others go, no advice from me. I use PowerShell a lot because of my job duties as a security engineer.

[Anonymous No.50727909]

>>50727815
As a dude who took and passed the Network+ cert many years ago I'll fill you in. Network+ covers all aspects of networking in a general way. From the ground up to switch/router level. CCNA covers the same stuff but takes it a step further. It tells you how to program a cisco router to do what you want it to do. Price point the Network+ is cheaper. Up to you really. Network+ is more broad focused v.s CCNA is cisco only. If your wanting to be a low/mid tech and not be high up on the pole (which most in that area are more manager type positions anymore) then CCNA is kinda overkill.

[Anonymous No.50727918]

Why do people keep saying the economy is going in the shitter? Inflation is over, right? :(

[Anonymous No.50727924]

>>50727918
sure kid

[Anonymous No.50727926]

>>50727814
Im net long. I've been net long since the covid march panic. Doesn't mean I'm bullish, I just don't fight the fed. Until we hit 1980's tier hikes we do not stop the pump, realistically anyway.
>>50727902
>SQQQ
Lmao at least you're not a UVXY baggie.
>>50727816
Maybe if you like living under bridges.

[Anonymous No.50727928]

>>50727918
>inflation is over

[Anonymous No.50727929]

>>50727888
If you guys are going to come in here and fud, at least post your short position so we can genuinely have winners and losers tomorrow. I'm long on SIGA and I'm not scared, are you? Because you sure seem so.

[Anonymous No.50727931]

>>50727749
>Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
There's still people buying and holding shitcoins. AMC, BBY, GME, and other meme stocks are still regarded as decent plays (despite retarded fundamentals). The current market is a fucking clown show. It's more of a casino now than it's ever been.

[Anonymous No.50727935]

KEK today's /smg/ was the most anemic I've seen it in YEARS. Not even COVID March was this bad, you are all completely demoralized to the bone.. it's simply fantastic, keep it up champs.

[Anonymous No.50727946]

>>50727918
>Inflation is over, right?
he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.50727956]

>>50727789
I doubt you actually read it.

Please tell me how we would have human trials with placebo controls in the US on a disease that is generally endemic to Africa with an entirely new strain causing an outbreak?
Do you understand how medicine works?

If anything, the statement was bullish. US regulators basically said they were pulling out the stops to get this thing tested as fast as humanly possible, that they were committed to compassionate use in the interim, and that the EU had already approved it for general marketing under a special provision.

I don't know how you read it any other way. Unless of course, ya know.... you're a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.50727964]

>>50727935
>you are all completely demoralized to the bone
SHUT UP

[Anonymous No.50727966]

>>50727918
These fags don’t know, but yes, at least till midterms. High oil was the biggest cause of inflation, along with housing, and they’re both cooling off. We may have 4-6% inflation, but no one gaf about that shit except poor people who cry about Doritos being 4$. Plus fed still has a few more rate raises left. Look back at 2014-2016

[Anonymous No.50727968]

When will the peso flip the euro? I like our South American friends more than the fat trannies in Europe

[Anonymous No.50727971]

>>50727749

to make sure every retail trader who bought puts within the last 2 months is thoroughly fucked until they capitulate and buy in at the top

[Anonymous No.50727983]

>>50727966
And yet inflation-now is pointing to even higher inflation in August. Cope and rope kid

[Anonymous No.50727985]

>>50727931
Kek, I remember when the AMC hype was raging. I made a small profit from it. But yeah now buying it would be nuts. A return to 2019 levels is a very real thing when its all over. (sub 10 a share).

[Anonymous No.50727993]

>>50727983
>trust me, bro

Stay poor, faggot

[Anonymous No.50727998]

What's the next stock to moon? I made decent gains on COIN.

[Anonymous No.50728004]

>>50727964
Like I said. SIGA isn't a stock for cowards. If you're scared get out at premarket tomorrow. Boeing anon had a reason to take profits because he had 10's of thousands invested.

[Anonymous No.50728009]

SIGA will limit down at open.

[Anonymous No.50728011]

>>50727872
TQQQ 100% is a comfy portfolio now

[Anonymous No.50728018]

>>50728004
You're going to get heemed. Please don't do this to prove a point. We're all friends here.

[Anonymous No.50728020]

>>50727993
You too can visit the clevand fed website for free faggot nigger

[Anonymous No.50728030]

I just bought 24 cans of Spam for $50, AMA

[Anonymous No.50728031]

>>50727918
High inflation might actually be around forever

[Anonymous No.50728035]

big ed here. i heard you guys were talking shit about me. i get more pussy than you little bitches can even dream about.

[Anonymous No.50728046]

>>50728018
I'm not going to get heemed, you're gonna miss out. I don't bend the knee to bears.

[Anonymous No.50728047]

>>50728035
thats cool ed, pussy isn't a replacement for a neck

[Anonymous No.50728054]

[Anonymous No.50728055]

>>50727935
Mumu isn't. We are winning.

[Anonymous No.50728057]

>>50728046
I understand. Good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.50728059]

>>50728004
>opens at $15 tomorrow and bleeds all day to $11

Nothing personal kid

[Anonymous No.50728066]

>>50728054
Saw that. Not sure how to prepare for what’s coming.

[Anonymous No.50728074]

>>50727918

[Anonymous No.50728080]

>huh i think we had enough of those siga posta

[Anonymous No.50728084]

>>50728054
They’ll just sell more lean hogs futures then brainlet, it’s literally impossible for food to rise we’ve solved it with futures

[Anonymous No.50728097]

>>50728080
>SIGA sissies are getting rich and you're laughing...

[Anonymous No.50728100]

>>50728066
Stock up on MREs, beans, rice, freeze dried foods, make an edible garden, just general prepper shit. I'm still working on the garden part.

[Anonymous No.50728110]

>>50728046
Last time you were this cocky about a company was when you were shilling rycey and some still remember how well that went. Take some profits fatso

[Anonymous No.50728111]

>>50728059
OMG $11 that is lower than my cost per average. SHOULD I BUY MOAR??????????!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.50728115]

>>50728080
you are awful, Murray

[Anonymous No.50728116]

>>50727731
Bears talk about how illogical the market is, yet they never stop to consider that maybe their own logic is wrong

[Anonymous No.50728125]

>>50728097
GAY PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING. THEY ARE GETTING MONKEY POOP UP the ANUS and PENIS HOLE and you're laughing.... THEY CANNOT DRINK WATER BECAUSE THE MONKEY PEE IS SO BIG IN THEIR THROAT AND YOU ARE LAUGHING...

[Anonymous No.50728137]

SIGA has a gap at $7.5 that needs to fill btw

[Anonymous No.50728139]

>Go on Stocktwits
>Can't tell if it's 90% shills or 90% retards

[Anonymous No.50728145]

>>50728125
Those young men... you think that's funny?

[Anonymous No.50728150]

oh no futures are red. I need to sell everything.

[Anonymous No.50728156]

>>50728139
oh it's absolutely both. stocktwits are as cancerous as gamefaqs was back in the day

[Anonymous No.50728158]

Some ANTI FUD and some FUD at the same time.

[Anonymous No.50728157]

>>50728139
take solace in the fact that /smg/ is ALWAYS 100 percent retards

[Anonymous No.50728161]

>>50728139
same thing

[Anonymous No.50728164]

>>50728110
>cocky
I'm about to film my new video. A new scoopsies will make an appearance. Not only will I get rich. You will apologize and fucking worship me after this. I'm so confident that if I'm wrong I will make a video declaring so and out myself as a massive cuck. Cap this you slippery nigger.

[Anonymous No.50728177]

SIGGAs are saying we will be $3000 tomorrow and ANTI GAY RED NECKS are saying it will be $11.

WHO IS RIGHT???????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.50728180]

>>50728164
capped and
>out yourself as something we already know
raise the stakes

[Anonymous No.50728185]

i dont have any money to invest i just like hanging out talking to you guys

[Anonymous No.50728189]

>>50728185
we like to have fun here, but most importantly we like to be here for our bros

[Anonymous No.50728192]

>>50728145
Shitdicks getting COVID AIDS? Yeah thats funny

[Anonymous No.50728193]

>>50728164
rocker you gotta take profits man, this is gonna come crashing down . take the win

[Anonymous No.50728194]

>>50728185
You gotta dance if you want to make money,anon

[Anonymous No.50728195]

>>50728180
I'll give you my secret pick I've only shared with Boeing anon. That good enough?

[Anonymous No.50728200]

>>50728185
it's cool i don't have any friends either.

[Anonymous No.50728202]

i smacked the top of my foot getting into the shower this morning and now my middle three toes are black as grapes and twice as plump. shit fucking hurts

[Anonymous No.50728205]

>>50728185
Yeah... okay.

[Anonymous No.50728208]

>>50728185
You don't need to have money to feel the pain when the market doesn't go the way you want

[Anonymous No.50728210]

>>50728185
u are fren :)

[Anonymous No.50728223]

>>50728202
Are you holding SIGA by any chance?

[Anonymous No.50728230]

Holding SIGA.

[Anonymous No.50728236]

>>50728210
>>50728189

>>50728200
thanks frens
>>50728208
i know, my mom is a business woman and the market effects her so i feel second hand fud

[Anonymous No.50728245]

>>50728195
I wanted bussy pics but ok I guess

[Anonymous No.50728246]

>>50728223
no i fuck women

[Anonymous No.50728251]

>futures

[Anonymous No.50728265]

>>50728246
But women don't want to fuck you. So what does that make you?

[Anonymous No.50728281]

>>50728265
i beg to differ. i fucked a woman no more than an hour ago.

[Anonymous No.50728309]

>>50728281
You call that thing a women... yeuhhh..

[Anonymous No.50728318]

>>50728281
Was she real?

[Anonymous No.50728325]

>>50728265
if you fuck women but they dont want to fuck you
that makes you a rapist
the way god intended. like every other animal on this earth

[Anonymous No.50728328]

50 posters ITT

I want each one of you to tell me why you want to make it. It can be as selfish or cringe as you want. We're all frens here.

[Anonymous No.50728331]

>>50728328
too long of a story,

[Anonymous No.50728338]

>>50728158
So
>It will be available via compassionate use under relaxed guidelines before it is ultimately approved
or
>Biden gets enough pressure from NY/CA faggots that he declares a national emergency
This is pretty much as sure a thing as you can possibly get.

>>50728177
Impossible to know in the short term.

The article that came out today that is being fudded here is in response to picrelated -- a letter urging the FDA to allow general distribution of TPOXX to treat the monkifags. Essentially, nothing has changed since the announcement last week, so the stock price shouldn't change -- just like it didn't change today on NYC's announcment re TPOXX yesterday.

The only thing that moves the needle more than likely is a huge buy overseas, if Biden declares an emergency -- thus overriding FDA protocols, or if one of the two clinical trials that are currently being conducted by the DoD (using soldiers as hamsters) shows via placebo study that TPOXX is definitively helpful against the strain we're dealing with (protip: it probably will)

Eventually the company more than likely sees gains if the disease continues to spread. When that takes place is not certain. In the meantime, dumbfuck ignorant retail speculators and hedgies will continue to fuck with the stock price.

[Anonymous No.50728342]

>>50728328
It's a necessity to make it. I refuse to eat the fucking bugz

[Anonymous No.50728345]

>>50728245
I don't give bussies I take them.

[Anonymous No.50728346]

Am I going to make it GAYSEXBROS?

[Anonymous No.50728366]

>>50728328
>why you want to make it.
So I can afford to move my jam business to the Philippines. I will then use my money to buy many village girls and use them as unpaid labor. My jam harem will eventually dominate the jam market of the island.

[Anonymous No.50728372]

>>50728328
i want to be neenja

[Anonymous No.50728373]

>>50728345

[Anonymous No.50728387]

>>50728346
Yeah you'll make it.

[Anonymous No.50728388]

>>50728328
Even if i were to make it i'd still live in my attic,nothing would change.

[Anonymous No.50728405]

can I get an objective opinion on GME? too much emotional posting about it from both negative and positive sides but im curious about throwing down a few hundred in it

[Anonymous No.50728407]

>>50728328
I want to buy all of America's alphabet agencies.

[Anonymous No.50728430]

>>50727698

[Anonymous No.50728440]

>>50725141
>the deck's stacked against mpox breaking out into the general population (even "schools and daycares" is up in the air).
Strongly disagree. GOF bioweapons are not self containing. A megabull stance on SIGA, informed by the NTI report is highly justified given how things have played out so far

[Anonymous No.50728466]

SIGA SISSIES ARE GOING TO GET BTFO TOMORROW.
AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50728472]

>>50728466

[Anonymous No.50728486]

>>50728328
Something along the lines of pic related.
SOXL SIGA this is stock related.

[Anonymous No.50728493]

What happened with the siga general?
Why are you here

[Anonymous No.50728494]

>>50728486
>somebody actually put in the time to make this
strange times

[Anonymous No.50728497]

>>50728405
sell at 48 buy at 28 it goes up and down very reliable sir

[Anonymous No.50728500]

>>50728328
i want to travel and drive a nice car, and have 3 kids, and have my own place downtown with a big tittied gf, i dont need a lot, but i need more

[Anonymous No.50728501]

>>50728486
You forgot one column, the Enlightenment. Free from this worlds materialistic bondage.

[Anonymous No.50728508]

>>50728494
Oh man, if you haven't heard about the legacy of UTV on /tv/ I suggest you look into it. A 200ish page PDF of someone stalking this tripfag. Peak insanity

[Anonymous No.50728511]

>>50728508
UTV was on /fit/, new friend.

[Anonymous No.50728530]

Lads, I got really drunk and called in this talk show about schizo numbers and I talked about /biz/ - SMG hope you lads enjoy:
https://youtu.be/EUK5-CSMWEM?t=10369

[Anonymous No.50728537]

>>50728511
It was actually /sp/ now that I'm looking at the archiving

[Anonymous No.50728549]

>>50728537
guess we're both retarded.

[Anonymous No.50728550]

>>50728185
fren

[Anonymous No.50728558]

>>50728328
i want to buy one of these and dock it at my seaside family estate

[Anonymous No.50728562]

Why are you all fudding SIGA? What's the news? They just said they were going to do clinical trials for approval

[Anonymous No.50728565]

>>50728549
it's ok bby ilu

https://archive.org/stream/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/4chan%20sp%20UTV%20fan%20'Everything%20PDF'_djvu.txt

For our election tourists

[Anonymous No.50728596]

>>50728562
Just another SIGA shakeout attempt

[Anonymous No.50728600]

>>50728328
i need to when i get old to be able to afford to put my brain into a robot so i can be a cyborg and live forever

[Anonymous No.50728611]

>>50728596
When it hits 12 dollars tomorrow just buy more

[Anonymous No.50728626]

If you cannot enjoy the SLIDE you don't deserve the rocket jump RIDE. SIGA

[Anonymous No.50728627]

>>50728530
Just going to bump my own post. I could really use a (you) right now. I thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.50728631]

do you like rollercoasters, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.50728633]

>>50727772
Last Friday was EoM and people had to make their monthly numbers. It went straight to 100, quickly double topped then went steadily to like 92 by Monday open. There was also an unexpected build in the SPR in the EIA report this week. Not to mention the OPEC fuckery going on.

[Anonymous No.50728635]

i know you didnt ask, but i had to tell someone. i made $85 dollars today (after losing $500 last week).

[Anonymous No.50728644]

>>50728635
You lost more than you made. That is bad...

[Anonymous No.50728660]

>>50728627
SIGA shout out in the schizo gematriaaa

[Anonymous No.50728668]

>>50728644
He just said he made 85 dollars. Hes in the green.

[Anonymous No.50728675]

Everyone laughed at me when I said 2 weeks ago to go all in on TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls...
Even I laughed at myself, and only put 20% of my portfolio into that
But man...

[Anonymous No.50728683]

>>50728675
>leveraging up a bet against AMerica
Based

[Anonymous No.50728685]

>>50728328
I wanna do absolutely nothing productive all day

[Anonymous No.50728694]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.50728703]

>>50728530
lmao talking about the shmitah and the stock market to a literal who. You sound like a very cheerful Canadian who has plenty of piss bottles close by.

[Anonymous No.50728704]

>>50728694
gonna need to be more specific than that chief.

[Anonymous No.50728707]

>>50728194
man. imagine being related to that guy.

[Anonymous No.50728719]

>>50728328
economic freedom. I want to know who I'd be if I had the freedom to choose. likely, if I ever do make it, I will be shaped and crystalized to the form that got me there.

Probably too late for me to ever truly make it.

[Anonymous No.50728726]

>>50728328
They are killing the middle class and I don't want to be in the lower class.

[Anonymous No.50728731]

What’s actually even going on anymore

[Anonymous No.50728743]

>>50728631
it better. i have money on the market behaving like that soon preferably right now.

[Anonymous No.50728750]

>>50728328
I want to build giant robots and use them to conquer the world. It's very expensive

[Anonymous No.50728761]

>>50728750
How much ya figure Judgement Day would cost, ballpark?

[Anonymous No.50728765]

I got a boner at work looking at smg and walked by my female coworker who probably saw my polyester 6 Inch hog. I went to the urinal and just stood there erect trying to piss. A coworker got next to me and tried small talk while I was holding my boner. I jamme it in my waistband and walked out and it started to get soft and fell out of my waistband as I was walking by the female coworker. So she saw my rock hard cock again

[Anonymous No.50728769]

>There was a stock with infinite gains in a month and not one mention of it in /smg/
/smg/ is dead

[Anonymous No.50728774]

>>50728765
Is this financial advice?

[Anonymous No.50728800]

>>50728703
Haha, that didn't hit too close to home. I only have one piss bottle.
>>50728660
God bless you!
>>50728769
Checked. I've been laughing for a solid two minutes holding my sides. Thanks fren.

[Anonymous No.50728806]

>>50728769
you mean the penny stock that a bot shills ever single night

[Anonymous No.50728818]

Fuck you scoopsies I offered you a free vacation and you turned it down. I hate you and I love you. SIGA to $30 AH tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/nMKklCALLRk
https://youtu.be/nMKklCALLRk
https://youtu.be/nMKklCALLRk

[Anonymous No.50728830]

>>50728818
Every day we stray further from gods light

[Anonymous No.50728841]

>>50728818

[Anonymous No.50728843]

>>50728743
ugh I kinda think we might be fucked. ive been reviewing everything and it looks like the bottom is actually in and im going to lose all my money

[Anonymous No.50728863]

>>50728818
Siga is really going to dump hard kek. I feel bad for anyone who uses you for advice. Jfc you are a manic retard

[Anonymous No.50728871]

>>50728818
oh my god rocker lmao. Did u have that mannequin shipped to your parents?

[Anonymous No.50728883]

>>50728871
Yes lol. I explained it and they understand.

[Anonymous No.50728893]

>>50728818
Great relaxation video. I love relaxing loud fan noise.

[Anonymous No.50728897]

>>50728883
Christ, imagine explaining that to your alley gf next time she comes by for a bang. hahahah

[Anonymous No.50728909]

>>50728818
This is definitely... a video

[Anonymous No.50728940]

>recession
CANCELLED
>inflation
TAMED
>food shorts
COVERED
>gays
SEXED

[Anonymous No.50728949]

Janet Yellen says we're not in a recession and I trust her.

[Anonymous No.50728970]

>>50728949
i also trust what tv people say

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50728985]

>>50728765
>>50728774
Yes.
It’s a sign.
Buy Pfizer shares at market open.
He’s saying to long rock hard cocks.

WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT, GAY SEX BROS!

[Anonymous No.50728987]

>>50728949
yellen has a perfect track record, there is no reason not to believe her
we honestly couldn't ask for a better team of brilliant minds to handle the shitshow left by the previous administration

[Anonymous No.50729004]

>>50728530
Timestamp. We need more of this type shenanigans

[Anonymous No.50729006]

>>50728949
shes jewish and theyve never betrayed me

[Anonymous No.50729009]

>>50728985
Watch the he video you stupid nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.50729017]

>>50728987

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.50729024]

>>50728818
Fuck you, mr. fat hands

[Anonymous No.50729026]

>>50728818

[Anonymous No.50729039]

>>50728530
This guy is actually pretty legit

[Anonymous No.50729054]

henlo

[Anonymous No.50729057]

>>50729024
Scoopsies you will always be mine. Kick and scream all you want. You're mine.

[Anonymous No.50729066]

The nigger and the janitor are my least favorite posters. They shit up every thread with faggotry and for some reason people reply to them and encourage them.

[Anonymous No.50729074]

please mumu one pullback and I promise Ill buy QQQ

[Anonymous No.50729084]

>>50729004
2:52:52

[Anonymous No.50729086]

>>50729066
If we don't deal with them the jews will just send us someone worse

[Anonymous No.50729094]

>>50729054
Hi. Futures are the flattest of flat this evening/morning.

[Anonymous No.50729098]

>>50729074
this is one giant pullback dude. nasdaq is down 10% from January. buy tqqq now and youll make at least 30%.

[Anonymous No.50729101]

I found some random trading algorithm that predicta future price movements and trends. It say this about SiGA.

I've compared it with a lot of other stocks over the last 4 months and it is fairly innacurate

[Anonymous No.50729106]

>>50729101
>its fairly innacurate
so bet against it?

[Anonymous No.50729110]

I don't know why Siggas didn't have a gay meetup yet. Rocker could spread the disease very quickly. I heard he takes like 20 cocks a night easily

[Anonymous No.50729117]

my fear

[Anonymous No.50729130]

>>50729117
It's very unlikely without some kind of pullback in the middle.

[Anonymous No.50729138]

>>50727729

[Anonymous No.50729143]

>>50729130
actually i think it will be more like this

[Anonymous No.50729155]

>>50729117
hehehe this is gonna happen, ive seen it, inflation is cooling, the vix is down, everyone who sold sold a long time ago, lots of money on the sidelines waiting for the coast to clear, earnings have held up better than expected, investors got way too bearish way too quickly

[Anonymous No.50729160]

They’re pumping small caps because they need to prop up the market. Mega caps about to get raped next week. Spy can’t even break the top from June

[Anonymous No.50729171]

>>50729155
fuck why am I short

[Anonymous No.50729177]

>>50729009
That’s a fine woman right there.

[Anonymous No.50729192]

>>50729155
Its too late these niggas already missed out on a 7% pump last month. Will they miss out on another 10% before they buy back in?

[Anonymous No.50729197]

>>50727698
Im too old for this, are crypto inversions easier? i heard vinu is doing alright

[Anonymous No.50729208]

>>50729197
>too old for stocks
unless your goofy ass is 120 years old no you aint

[Anonymous No.50729211]

>>50729171
desu i think we absolutely could retest the lows or even go lower later this year or next year. inflation is cooling but historical data shows it will take quarters to come down. currently the fed sounds like they want to go past 3.5% on the 10year, which means no "pivot" next year that the market seems certain of. if we do get a deeper recession next year, earnings will be hit and that'll take a few quarters to get through.

[Anonymous No.50729213]

>>50729106
It tends to predict better trends on smaller market cap stocks. And it's 5 year is always more reasonable than the 1 year prediction.

https://gov.capital/

[Anonymous No.50729216]

Anyone watch this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD30NsZAj7c

[Anonymous No.50729224]

>>50729216
>bobo chud
nope

[Anonymous No.50729233]

>>50729216
I watched some videos but he is really bad. Like many youtubers he is just reading the news on screen and his advice is retarded. Classic narcissist

[Anonymous No.50729238]

>>50729224
>Using chud ironically or unironcially
Cringe

[Anonymous No.50729241]

>>50729238
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.50729248]

>>50729216
this guy has some really good information packed videos
https://youtu.be/w3Zv1JGMCnU
no schizo shit

[Anonymous No.50729252]

Bruh deez sum crab ass futures frfr no cap

[Anonymous No.50729254]

>>50729241
Me

[Anonymous No.50729279]

>>50729254

[Anonymous No.50729293]

>>50728116
it's both

[Anonymous No.50729297]

>>50728675
He said tqqq calls not sqqq calls you fucking jigaboo

[Anonymous No.50729319]

SELL NOW

[Anonymous No.50729329]

>>50729319
Saber rattling or did they hit something?

[Anonymous No.50729336]

>>50729329
They're aiming for the water supposedly

https://twitter.com/Military_News4/status/1555073443900428288

[Anonymous No.50729352]

>>50729336
Damn it the fucking chinks are so fucking based. We should be doing this to Mexico and PISSRAEL

[Anonymous No.50729359]

>>50727796
>based

[Anonymous No.50729361]

>>50729319
Nothing ever happens no matter how bad you want it to.

[Anonymous No.50729362]

Why are you still awake, mutts? Bloomberg surveillance starts at 6 am you should be thinking about the trading day ahead. I woke up one hour ago, done some reading. Going to continue the reading maybe work out ahead of another complicated trading day

[Anonymous No.50729366]

>>50729361
Sometimes things happen

[Anonymous No.50729371]

>>50729362
no mone, fren

[Anonymous No.50729379]

>>50729362
Against my better judgement I am doing IT for my friend because I was gone all day.

[Anonymous No.50729386]

>>50729362
I sleep at market open and wake at close. Saves me a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.50729410]

Now they're calling this military exercises. Ukraine started as "exercises" too.

[Anonymous No.50729420]

>>50729386
I miss neet life sometimes

[Anonymous No.50729422]

>I sell, prices rises
>I hold, prices crabs
>I buy, prices crashes
Does the botnet want me to fail

[Anonymous No.50729430]

>>50729422
do the opposite of what you think you should do.

[Anonymous No.50729450]

>CTO sells 0.1% of his position

I’m fucked

>>50729422
Hahaha bro
Haha
Wow

Haha

You have no idea how badly I fucked up on SOFI

[Anonymous No.50729456]

>>50729422
Just buy and hold bvnry. Its not that fuxking hard. Literally free money until munkeypox is canceled

[Anonymous No.50729472]

Mmm, imagine if you did wish for better stamina," Sara said. "I don't think you'd have any time to do anything but fucking. Constant fucking. Around the clock sex with an army of willing women."
For stock market reasons.

[Anonymous No.50729483]

Is this the wrong thread to ask about commodity-based ETF's? There's gotta be a way to make money off this Weimar-style inflation plus the supply side fuckery.

[Anonymous No.50729484]

>pain by day
exhausting masturbation by night
>all day

[Anonymous No.50729494]

>>50729319
>>50729336
All because of Pelosi's bags fucking kek

[Anonymous No.50729503]

*yawn*

[Anonymous No.50729509]

>>50729456
Priced in

[Anonymous No.50729517]

>>50729503
REEEEEE
FUCKING TAIWAN
PUMP MY SHORTS

[Anonymous No.50729521]

>>50729483
no its the right place. lots of people own NRGU, GUSH, BOIL, UCO, wheat,

[Anonymous No.50729535]

>>50729386
Kek same. I'll naturally wake up every couple hours to check my phone and see if there's a happening where I can either sell puts or buy back my open puts.
The half asleep me is far more relaxed and reasonable then the hyped up one ready to impulsively trade at 9:30 am.
t. theta gang

[Anonymous No.50729539]

The Bullrun is just beginning, load up

[Anonymous No.50729543]

>>50729535
than*

[Anonymous No.50729565]

>>50729543
*sneed

[Anonymous No.50729575]

>>50729521
How the hell do you make money off of them? Buy and sell on a daily-weekly basis? I've looked at several that have rather narrow trading ranges for the price per share but have returned better than 50% this year. How does this fuckery work?

[Anonymous No.50729588]

>>50729319
>>50729336
Oh wow it's nothing

[Anonymous No.50729607]

>>50728633
Based on the EIA report, apparently drivers have driven less this month than they did in July 2020 kek

[Anonymous No.50729610]

>>50729575
well nrgu is just the 10 supermajors and its 3x leveraged. if they keep raking in profits its a good position, but put a stop loss in cause it can dump when oil goes down(it already did in june/july). BOIL can make you tons of money if you time it right. freeport LNG terminal is going to come back sometimes september/october and all the nat gas will be available to sell globally, should push nat gas prices into the double digits again. in addition, russia could turn off the gas for europe which means europe has to fight for global nat gas. just keep watching the commodities, try to get a decent entry point and ride it up. i dont own boil but i want to badly

[Anonymous No.50729625]

>>50728328
I'm not trying to make it retard. I already made it. Anyone who unironically comes here to "improooove their life" in a meaningful way is just vying to end up a mental case like Baggie or Scoopsie, or is simply ignorant of a larger personal issue (namely, their education and/or applicable skillset). This place is for OOOOOs and AAAAAAAAs always has been and always will. I personally come here once a week to indulge in one of the few remaining non-bogged internet culture places. Though, as I take time to reflect and realize that the grand majority of you are dogs, reminiscent of CLFtranny, I can't help but feel disgusted with myself.

[Anonymous No.50729633]

>>50729625
lol faggot

[Anonymous No.50729646]

>>50729610
So you just buy and hold and hang on?

[Anonymous No.50729652]

>>50729422
Sell puts on a stock you like and can afford to average down on.
>price rises
max profit for my short puts
>price crabs
theta decay and iv crush whittle away at the extrinsic value
>price dumps
I'll sell more puts and average down on my shares.
Come at me now, you yid bastards!
>inb4 what if they totally collapse or go bankrupt
That could have happened holding, at least I have some premium to offset losses

[Anonymous No.50729655]

he bought?

[Anonymous No.50729658]

>>50729625
ywnbaw dont forget your hrt on the way out faggot

[Anonymous No.50729660]

I bought a rowing machine, got 11 mins in on the highest intensity and just kept feeling my fat gut. It was like working out with a beach ball. Damn bros, I haven't done cardio for years because I just do push ups and sit-ups daily. Ugh, time to work this fat off day and night for the next 60 days. I also get super horny when working out, so I'm fighting the coomerinside. This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.50729679]

>>50729646
What makes you think commodities have any further upside? They haven't been this high in a while and you're most likely buying the top. A sophisticated and savvy investor should be planning their short on oil or natural gas. If /CL gets to 150 I'll be tempted to try.

[Anonymous No.50729687]

>>50729646
its a scary time since recession fears means oil keeps going down(could be a good entry in the next few months maybe?). so obviously manage your risk. i think the energy sector will continue to make a lot of money for the next 5 10 years because of the lack of investment and energy crisis we're in, just gotta get past the macro issues. you can trade in and out, theres no problem taking profit. i did once, i bought nrgu at 200 sold at 400, and then it went up to 800. so im just gonna fucking hold it this time, energy companies are cheap as shit

https://finviz.com/groups.ashx?g=sector&v=120&o=forwardpe

[Anonymous No.50729693]

>>50729660
Just run or bike retard

[Anonymous No.50729694]

>>50729679
>sophisticared and savvy investor
where do you think we are

[Anonymous No.50729697]

so my father is a businessman and we went to the pub for some beers...then i started talking about how my folio is shitting the bed. i was talking about my investments and he wanted to know what i was buying etc. so i said i was into semiconductors and he wanted to know more, so i showed him the soxl chart...so he says "oh" and then starts talking about lost confidence and he didnt sound too enthused about it. UMM SOXL BROS??

[Anonymous No.50729718]

>>50729697
if normies are buying that means its time to get out. Bullish on soxl.

[Anonymous No.50729720]

>>50727829
I'm calling the police

[Anonymous No.50729757]

>>50729718
5 year chart looks like a pump n dump what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.50729765]

>>50729757
you asked nigga i gave you my opinion

[Anonymous No.50729787]

>>50729697
>boomer losing confidence in you making it with SOXL
Yep, this is the bottom. Soon he'll be begging you to buy his shitty cuckshed off him for pennies on the dollar while you're making 10-20 thousand a month off of SOXL covered calls.

[Anonymous No.50729828]

>>50729787
that's what i tried to tell him but it didnt work

[Anonymous No.50729838]

>>50727715
feel like i got in too late on the monke shit although i guess its still early

[Anonymous No.50729855]

VIXchads, Sleepy David Soxl is a pedophile and he's rigging the VIX to pump his computer stocks before the China Virus rapes, and I mean they're doing the raping with Taiwan we're not going to have any semiconductors! I asked Barron about this, cause you know he's good with computers and he said, "Dad, there's semiconductors in the computers!" Its crazy, totally unbelievable what they're doing with these semiconductors, and they're all stored, right on an island next to Chyna, and Chyna is really mad, probably because they have tiny penises! Don't clap for that the media won't like that, don't clap for that! You're making the media upset! Don Lemon is crying, and you know who's going to do a lot more crying? The mumus, we're in Joe Brandon's recession, but he doesn't want to say its a recession because it'll make him look bad, like Joe you have a crackhead son! He films himself masturbating and smoking crack, there's millions of laptops filled with Hunter jerking off while freebasing, and we're going to run out of the semiconductors for those laptops because Chyna is raping Taiwan!

[Anonymous No.50729866]

ma futes doin a lil sumn sumn

[Anonymous No.50729867]

>>50727918
inflation has barely even set in yet, now govs are gonna spend trillions on pox just like with corona

[Anonymous No.50729900]

>>50729867
>money printer turns back on
bullish af

[Anonymous No.50729903]

Moderna doesn't give af about munkeypox
Moderna doesn't give af about munkeypox
Moderna doesn't give af about munkeypox
BAVARIAN NORDIC THUNDERGODS WGMI

[Anonymous No.50729923]

>>50729787
so how do i do it?

[Anonymous No.50729939]

>>50729923
oh ok so youll fucking listen to him but not me? fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.50729943]

>>50729867
>>50729900
the heckin pooftas have the faggotpox its anada shoah!

[Anonymous No.50729986]

>>50729410
I have friends in Taiwan so I don’t want to see it invaded, but at the same time I have a lot of investments that would do a 10x if they did get invaded. So many conflicting emotions right now. What would Pelosi do?

[Anonymous No.50730005]

>>50728139
The guys on stocktwits are smarter than the fags on Wallstreet bets.

[Anonymous No.50730007]

>>50729986
>but at the same time I have a lot of investments that would do a 10x if they did get invaded.
such as ?

[Anonymous No.50730008]

>>50729986
She's buying the semi dip cuz china was being chicken about shooting her plane down

[Anonymous No.50730022]

>>50730007
A basement full of high end GPUs and CPUs that can only be made in Taiwan. If next gen stuff gets blown up and it takes a few years to rebuild the fabs somewhere else things would get pretty crazy.

[Anonymous No.50730046]

>>50729903
monki is about to print for all, friend
monki loves everyone equally but especially but lovers

[Anonymous No.50730056]

Do I sell My $18.5 8/5 Lucid puts at open or hold for another day and hope for more bleeding? Looks like it’s dropping even more now in pre-market.

[Anonymous No.50730061]

>>50730008
It's probably all for show. Come on, if they shot her plane down they would be doing us a favor.

[Anonymous No.50730097]

I'm still holding BABA.

[Anonymous No.50730126]

>>50730097
Lol I totally forgot about BABA. Man you have to be a real dumb faggot to hold that piece of shit. I mean you have to be a total asshole of a stupid douchebag to think that is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.50730128]

>>50730126
I'm down only 60%.

[Anonymous No.50730155]

>>50730128
Care to take this survey then?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GJn4GK6X3yz

[Anonymous No.50730156]

red open, green close. mostly crab +1-2% sour and puss

[Anonymous No.50730170]

>>50729867
Sure they are.

[Anonymous No.50730173]

>china firing missile into taiwanese airspace

fuck bros my calls are going to PRINT tomrrow this is so bullish for us equities

[Anonymous No.50730176]

>>50730126

That's nothing. I'm all in on CWSFF.

[Anonymous No.50730187]

>>50730176
Its only a loss if you sell.

[Anonymous No.50730254]

How pathetic of a country is China when it can't even take an island right next to it.

[Anonymous No.50730304]

>>50730254
can't "take" land that's already yours

[Anonymous No.50730314]

China is weak

BIG knockers Nancy's proved she can go there and there's nothing they can do it about

[Anonymous No.50730322]

>>50730304
China makes Russia look like a Chad.

[Anonymous No.50730323]

>>50730304
The paradox of Chinks
>Taiwan is ours and it's not independent
>But you can't go to the island and say it's independent! That means we have to invade it!
Kek

[Anonymous No.50730333]

>>50730314
Why would China even care? Seriously if China killed Pelosi that would be so amazing.

[Anonymous No.50730341]

>>50729697
No one knows anything anon. If you believe in soxl you may as well hold it.
t. random walker

[Anonymous No.50730347]

>>50730314
JFK looking at those milkers

[Anonymous No.50730359]

New >>50730356

[Anonymous No.50730526]

>>50729923
What SOXL_shill did is he put in like 70 grand into SOXL when it was 5 dollars a share after the corona crash. He had 15000 shares. Waited patiently for the pop to 60 then started selling otm covered calls on his now 900,000 worth of shares and earned around 2-3% a month. Which is 20,000 a month, possibly more.

[Anonymous No.50730623]

Is it safe to have all my investment money in just Vanguard funds? Should I try to diversify with ETFs as well? Looking into iShares and others.

[Anonymous No.50730797]

>>50728116
the bears only appear to mock, they don't predict anything, just come to laugh at someone's dead body, I'm waiting for something like this when my vinu bags die again

[Anonymous No.50730962]

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[Anonymous No.50731457]

Why aren’t you shorting TSM, anon?

[Anonymous No.50732310]

stocks are just doing what they did back in '08 when it had two consecutive peaks before the plunge correct? or is this 2020 again where it defies logic and the bullrun resumes for another few years?