How do you balance going outside vs staring at a computer all day?

[Anonymous No.50704807]

[Anonymous No.50704845]

WFH job, I clock out and go kayaking after work.

I also lift during my lunch break in my gym.

[Anonymous No.50704875]

>>50704807
Would eat the bugs along with her (hairy) pussy.

[Anonymous No.50704879]

>>50704807
Every time I leave my house for exercise or to run an errand, the market pumps and I miss opportunities for scalp trades. Literally every single time. I feel like I'm cursed

[Anonymous No.50704947]

Whoa when did that thing grow titties? I swear she was 11 years old like 3 years ago.

[Anonymous No.50705435]

>>50704947
I know right, fuck.

[Anonymous No.50705552]

>>50704807
just stare at your computer outside, problem solved

[Anonymous No.50705580]

>>50704845
You sound insufferable

[Anonymous No.50705594]

>>50704807
Imagine her on the piss. She gets plastered on everything, taking a particular liking to stouts and dark ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, (fuck vegan when drunk asf ya know?) After her night of drinking she gets a kebab at 4am. She gets home and devours some broccoli.

She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake and rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to contain the tidal wave of shit lapping against the shores of her inner poohole. A few risky farts are squeezed out, so thick they linger. The air has a brown hue to it as she breathes back in her poop, coating her lungs. Now, the moment has arrived. Her ass waters have broken, her pink anus dilated and the grog bog is ready.

Before sitting down on the shitter, the stew starts flying out prematurely on the tiled floor. After slipping on her liquid shit and getting faeces in between her toes she managers to crawl to the toilet. She paints the bowl brown. Her legs shake. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying, full of corn. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined and gets thicker with each pulsating action of her anus. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.

Without wiping she returns to bed where I wait. She lowers her dirty bum on my face and the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I can see her butthole winking at me as it tries to regain strength. The Greta Thunburg farts and a nug flies into my mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment, knowing how jealous /pol/ would be of me.

For good measure I shit myself and gently doze off with the sounds of Greta's guts gurgling next to me.

[Anonymous No.50705595]

>>50704879
>he doesn't trade on his phone
poorfag

[Anonymous No.50705598]

>>50704875
Shaved is simply unnatural. Embrace the bush.

[Anonymous No.50705623]

>>50705552
Modern problems Modern solution

[Anonymous No.50707036]

>>50704807
What festival/carnival is this? Looks pretty cosy, not gonna lie. Hope it's not some vegan/climate bullshiet.

[Anonymous No.50707065]

>>50704807
I go outside when I feel like it and stare at the computer when I feel like it.

[Anonymous No.50707106]

I don’t leave my house. Probably once every two weeks at most. I didn’t leave my house once during January and February. It’s a terrible existence. COVID and my terrible, soul-crushing job really destroyed my mind.

[Anonymous No.50707159]

>>50705594
Based

[Anonymous No.50707162]

>>50704807
That dude has very weird fake tits. Like..youre paying for tits, at least get semi-normal looking ones

[Anonymous No.50707186]

>>50704807
This bitch is 19 and literally has zero tits or hips lmfao. Body of a 10 yr old boy!!!

[Anonymous No.50707190]

she is still disgusting looking

[Anonymous No.50707220]

>>50705594
She has the most unfortunate jaw structure for a girl jfc

[Anonymous No.50707248]

>>50707220
you take that back

[Anonymous No.50707268]

>>50704807
I stare at my computer outside. Checkmate

[Anonymous No.50707328]

What I do is dress up and literally just go walk around the busy part of my town where everyone meets up and do nothing but walk and be at least somewhat close to people just so I don't go completely insane. Don't even talk to anyone or even stop, just walk and maybe exchange a glance of two. Or now during summer I walk through a pic related place merely to be close to other people having fun, just to feel half human.

Then I go back to my room replenished and continue with my (non) life

[Anonymous No.50707385]

>>50704807
good to see her back in her hometown after all these years

[Anonymous No.50707504]

Would

>Fucking Captcha

[Anonymous No.50707519]

>>50707504
>forgot my pic on a code that will never happen again

[Anonymous No.50707533]

>>50707519
how dare you

[Anonymous No.50707627]

>>50705594
That's a lot of shit

[Anonymous No.50707638]

>>50707220
rude

[Anonymous No.50707662]

I only leave the house to sell drugs, buy food, wash clothes or seeing my SB. Otherwise I'm on /biz/

[Anonymous No.50707703]

>>50705594

[Anonymous No.50707736]

>>50707328
same
nice pic btw

[Anonymous No.50707777]

>>50707220
No it's literally the saving grace of her face

[Anonymous No.50708075]

>>50707777
quads of truth

god I want to fuck her face so bad

[Anonymous No.50708091]

>>50704807
I spend all day at the computer in a room with no windows and do not go outside
simple as

[Anonymous No.50708876]

>>50704807
THE KOMBUCHA
MUSHROOM PEOPLE
SITTING A-ROUND ALL DAY

[Anonymous No.50709628]

>>50704807
I dont believe in balance. Thats like saying how do you find a work life balance. Easy, I just work. It's all I enjoy. I get a rush from making money, nothing else comes close. I only go outside to run or bike because cardio is good for me to think of ways to make more money. Fuck your balance, its for poors

[Anonymous No.50709806]

>>50704807
She looks like 8 ft tall in that foto

[Anonymous No.50710239]

>>50704807
Do the shoes mean she's been eating child flesh?